I was doing remodeling work at this Pilot guys mansion and forgot my lunch, so I raided his fridge. I found this pasta in there and it tasted like metal. So I ran a magnet through it and I found a bunch of little metal bits in it. What the fuck is that about? Also his wife came home and she came onto me, even though she's really pregnant. Should I let her suck my dick?

Este Emperor Augustine, hombre.

>>513615948
>Finally get named called
>Principal hands me my diploma
>Exit stage right
>Handcuffed by ICE
>feelsbadman.jpg

>>513358993
>La Diario de Angel Fernandez

Me no speaky Eenglesh

Yeah.

How the hell did illegal immigrants get so many rights?
In America, you can do the following if illegal:
>Rent a house (actually illegal to ask about immigration status in some states)
>Go to a public university
>Vote in some local elections.
>Board an airplane
>Get a driver's license
>Purchase land
>Register a vehicle
>Get married
>Apply for state benefits
How the hell is this all allowed? Do other countries allow this??