Thread 519613618

Come watch niggers beg to be freed from prison after killing people

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8Wver_sRy4

>>519613618 (OP)
Thanks for baking Algerianon

>>519613618 (OP)
tyb and good morning anons

>>519613844
Almost everybody gone except for one young-ish woman and one kiddy diddler (plus the revocations)
Seems like it's a good Thursday!

This one actually has a real attorney.

>>519613844
Thanks Algeria anon. It sucks that they removed so many.

>>519613844
I wonder why they removed so many people.
Maybe they didn't want to give Chucky too much work this morning.

I’m gay

TYB

Did he get this lawyer from the dollar bin??

>>519614099
im three
what did i miss, sounds like a shyster speaking

I think this nigga was drunk.

>>519613979
This guy's a real fast talker and is bringing up a lot of doubt, but the dude should probably still be revoked
Unless the continuation keeps him in prison, in which case, might as well wait for the trial to finish before they revoke him later

>>519614274
Was already on parole and got arrested for driving drunk

>>519614243
He's not too bad but used chatgpt.

He only served 2 years for killing someone?
https://www.kplctv.com/2021/06/07/owi-vehicular-homicide-charges-added-may-29-fatality/

>>519614355
>Was already on parole and got arrested for driving drunk

throw him down a dark nigger filled hole

>0.167 BAC
Getting after it!

>>519614406
Were the "ums" built into that GPT script lol

(((Natali)))

Good lawyer.

>>519614355
That's a guaranteed revoked, there is nothing a lawyer can do for you, he can yap all he wants, but the result isn't gonna change.

>>519614601
>Good lawyer.
hes getting nowhere, the boys are gonna smack him down

>BAC of 0.167
You should just refuse the tests if you're in that situation, right?
>well then you'd automatically go to jail
You're going to jail either way. I think it's better that they don't have the hard BAC number.

DENIED

>>519614704
Not sure if you heard earlier, but they did a blood draw to get his BAC
So that's how they got the hard BAC number, and I'm not sure you can refuse that (as long as they get a warrant)

>>519614568
I always use a final prompt to make it sound human but you have to add your own flair if you're trying to trick a human.

>>519614704
Depends on the penalties. Some states understand it’s a loophole and can give you the max penalty for refusing

>>519614596
>(((Natali)))
fuck you, jew
lol

>>519613618 (OP)
You are ahmed

Next up for revocation, Quincy Hampton
With a name like that, if he is a black man I'll be incredibly surprised

>>519614666
Checked. He wouldn't allow his client to self incriminate himself. That's the only she wanted a statement out of him.

>Quincy Hampton

Sounds like he could be a character in a cop comedy. He's the black detective who always fucks up a case.

>>519614849
Doogie Howsers arch nemesis

>>519614704
Always refuse and act sober as possible on camera. We a good lawyer you will have a high chance at just having your license suspended. Even if you're 100% sober they can fuck you.

>>519614849
>With a name like that, if he is a black man I'll be incredibly surprised
I am incredibly surprised

>barely can read
lmaooo

>I can't really read

We can tell.

>DOC let me out of prison with outstanding warrants over my head
That sounds like a genuine fuck-up by DOC

>It was just a simple fight
Dude, you are NOT helping your case

All I hear are jungle sounds.

he inasen

Jerrie Ledoux can't hide her disgust

>Had beaucoup altercations with this female
Look at this fancy nigger speaking French, do you think he know what that means?

chucky is just itchin to let this guy go

>>519615658
>chucky is just itchin to let this guy go

yeah go
BACK TO THE CAGE

During the next break, go back and watch Prator when the inmate can't figure out what a questionnaire is
He facepalms, laughs, and then lets out a huge sigh

>>519615649
>do you think he know what that means?
Maybe. Some French is still spoken in Louisiana.

steve just chuckled

>>519615735
Imagine an entire career in law enforcement in Louisiana. He has fatigue levels that most of us cannot even begin to imagine

Prator is laughing his ass off. He's been chuckling to himself this whole time kek

>>519615507
Wakka wakka muh dick bix nood nigga

>>519615812
HAHAHHAHAHHAAHA 8/10

Hello anons, did I miss anything good?

>>519615875
>>Can't read
anyone surprised ?

>>519615919
Nothing of not so far, first case was some drunk who hired a lawyer who can't shut up, and now we have a guy who can't read.

>>519615812
Kek!

>>519615812
Eyes uh artist n'shiet

>>519616050
kek
thanks anon

They found the shank because you hid it, you fucking mong.

I think Chucky is almost as exhausted as Prator

>>519616268
>They found the shank because you hid it, you fucking mong.

i had the shank because there are niggers who want to rape my nigger ass !!

Quincy and Chucky should take reading lessons together!

Gm frens, this nigger looks ornery

ZUTT STATUS
REVOKED
GET RAPED NIGGA

>they muted him just as he was starting to go off
Damn, I wanted to hear that.

>>519616377
>Gm frens, this nigger looks ornery

DEM WHITEASS CRACKAMUTHAFUCKAS FUCKED ME AGAIN

>>519616328
If he is in the Nation of Islam, the chances of being zutted are pretty high.

>>519616467
They were coaching him and protecting him they don't want their people looking bad

>>519615649
>beaucoup altercations
What dat mean?

>>519616268
>Imma cut you cracka

>>519616467
Nah, it was just some more ooiga boogs click clack muh dick boiiiii. We wouldnt have understood it, anyways. He just a gut boi who dindunuffin but bix nood muh nigga

jesus this one sounds like bubba from forgump

Holy shit anyone get a picture of that sign?

That looks like something my 6 year old would do.

does he have a good 'ol boy as a lawyer?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxyu5uOXkZg

the lawyer

i think his lawyer is drunk

Is that guy who looks like my Uncle’s brother-in-law down at the local VA bar his lawyer?

this guy is a lawyer?

Oh shit this is getting comical

>boomer loves niggers

tale as old as time.

THAT'S an attorney?! Bahahahaha

>Dey was just misunderstandins
kek

Holy shit, this guy must be like 90 years old

>>519616991
>i think his lawyer is drunk
just retarded, no way he is a real lawyer

How much money did he pay this guy

>>519616530
Beaucoup is French of a lot, "beau" is pronounced like the BA in ball and "coup" like the "choo" in school

>>519617024
Riding shotgun bro pono

abject pottery

>>519617132
A six pack of Coors.

>Dr. Fauci's virus killed my hearing
understandable

>doctor fauci's virus ruined my hearing
lmao

>Dr. Fauci's virus killed my hearing

Okay, you won me over old timer.

What did he say? Dr. Fauci's virus killed his hearing?

DR.FAUCI KILLED HIS HEARING

We are watching a top 5 live.

a real dynamic duo here

>Dr. Fauci’s virus killed my hearing
Big if true

what is the point of the attorney being there

>>519617410
There is no fucking way he is a real lawyer, he is one of those retards who thinks he can represent himself in a court of law.

NON O DAT SHIT HAPPEN MASSA, I SWEARS IT
retarded nigger, back to the cage, you and your inbred hilly 'lawyr'

>>519617410
The defendant and the attorney can barely speak with coherent thoughts lmao

The board isn't fucking around today.

Covid struck again

UP NEXT:
Daniel Cormier's chomo cousin

04 CORMIER, MICHAEL D 00634428 W/M 11/01/1957 CPD 03/27/2020
SMR NID 01
14247351 INDEC-BEHAVIOR-JUVENILES
14247351 INDEC-BEHAVIOR-JUVENILES

I guess this is why Biden pardoned Fauci. #Justice4Gramps!!

he had the chicken lawyer from futurama

>>519617488
probably dirt cheap
on the topic of parole lawyers, does it seem like there's been less of them since the new board was appointed? there was one old guy, looked a bit like the one we just had, who was pretty regular. from his website parole/revocations were basically the only thing he did

Do you guys think the lawyer feels any tinge of guilt if the person they help get parole goes out and immediately reoffends? I'm going to guess no

sad to see him fall victim to fauci's virus

>>519617666
I think I know what you're talking about, it was a cool grift, say a couple of words that the board rarely takes into consideration, get payed and call it a day. Most inmates probably don't know they can hire lawyers in these hearings, or can't afford one.

>Only one white person in town who can help me get out of jail
>Dr.Fauci destroyed his hearing
Many such cases. Sad.

>>519617273
I was expecting him to go into sovereign citizen mode and spout some legaloid crap

>>519617618
i just knew he was pedo by his physiognomy

>>519617929
Modern art is cool again just throw in some niggers

>>519617997
>AS YOU CAN SEE, YOUR HONOR, MY CLIENT IS A MOOR

Oh, dear, he's genuinely retarded.

>>519617989
Is this achievable natty?

>>519617989
what is going on with this fat blueberry bitch can it not tell where she ends and the background begins?

Jabba is phasing in and out

>>519617929
Nice!

>His Grandaughters
>7 and 6
Like why do they keep offering chances of parole to these people

>7 and 6
>One was his grand kid

Kill him. Now.

>>519617989
"SHOW ME WHAT YOUVE GOT"

what's with all these dysgenic fat freaks?

>>519618139
>Jabba is phasing in and out

>>519618143
Boys or girls

Now why the fuck would that matter other then to a damn cunt of woman

Drawanon could make a masterpiece with this corpulent mutant.

very low average IQ today

Oh another illiterate, what a day. He did seem a bit retarded

Can't wait to hear what the sentient thumb on the bottom has to say to defend him

mexican pedo with too whales destroying the fabric of reality by existing

>>519618182
>what's with all these dysgenic fat freaks?
hi fructose corn syrup. gallons of it

>>519618217
>Oh another illiterate, what a day. He did seem a bit retarded

gotta wonder how you get through the life in the usa being illiterate

>He deserves to be 6 feet under the prison
based

jesus cwithe.

>>519618295
I've always wondered that, too. I cannot imagine being illiterate. Life would be so terribly difficult.

>>519618295
Easy
never be sober and hang around minorities

Good morning Frens! Did I miss anything that was noteworthy?

>>519618479
Pretty boring, but we had a boomer "lawyer" whose hearing was killed by Dr. Fauci's virus, so there is that.

>>519618479
Deaf lawyer representing Deon was funny, before the white grandpa that molested kid

>>519618479
Nigger with a “””lawyer””” who looked like a drunk hillbilly complaining about Fauci’s virus deleting his ability to hear

>>519618479
Dr. Fauci personally made an old man deaf with his virus.

>>519618479
Keon Leonard was very watchable. Here are my notes so far:

Kyle Natali 632078 Revocation-had an attorney-had a 4th dwi arrest. Attorney alleged wrongdoing by police. Wanted a continuance until DWI trial was over. Only served 2 years on a 10 year vehicular homicide charge. Revoked.
Quincy Hampton 542196 Revocation-Charged with altercation with a weapon and aggravated battery. Kind of convoluted story. Claims self defense. Case is pending in court. Inmate stated he could barely read.-revoked
Keon Leonard 757671 Revocation-I think his attorney is drunk and looks like he just got home from a hunting trip. His GF said the restraining orders were just a misunderstanding. The attorney literally just said Dr. Fauci’s virus killed my hearing. This inmate is denying everything. What a circus. Revoked.
Michael Cormier 634428 Parole-Chomo-7 and 6 yo girls. 1 was his granddaughter. Inmate is illiterate. Victim opposition spoke. Denied due to lack of programming and opposition.

>>519618589
Thanks Fren! Hope you're well Algerianon

I miss Alvin Roche. Pic related is (apparently, maybe) a photo of his father, Alvin, Sr., I just found while searching for photos of Alvin, Jr.

>>519618766
An Alvin and Prator board would be too unfathomably based

>>519618628
Thank you Fren.

>>519618766
I miss Alvin too. Posting some audio anon:
Alvin enjoys his retirement https://vocaroo.com/1eTshRCltQf5
Alvin goes on Joe Rogan https://vocaroo.com/18DokXdNnRjg

>>519618835
Fuck yeah. It's a shame the world was denied this.

>>519618713
Thanks based note taker. I believe you filled me in yesterday as well!

Watching niggers beg from the matrix

So this spook tested positive for just about every drug imaginable and he is not guilty...

The lip smacking is driving me insane

JUST ANSWER THE FUCKING QUESTION GODDAMN IT

>>519618207
>Don't talk to me or my wife's grandgoomba ever again.

>>519619065
I can't stand that either or people chewing with their mouth open. That's why I usually eat alone.

>>519619159
Nice one Fren!!

>>519619159
An instant classic

>>519619164
same

N

>>519619497
it's a disaster

I

>>519619617
Yeah....

It's over...

gen X nigs are the worst people in this country

What's this nigger guilty of? Besides violating his parole conditions.

Is there anyone else here?

>>519619918
He was born on parole so now he just constantly has to go to court to appeal

>>519620035
Ha!

Chinga tu madre, cabrones!!

D E P O R T

>>519619918
everything, aparently

call ICE

Oh, dear.

>Guy obviously speaks with a think spanish accent
>Are you ....... Michael Martin?
>>519619250
>>519619285
<3 Thanks

back 2 mexico

>>519620112
>>519620146
wrong guy, ha!

Ah, the nigtentant fucked up. What a surprise.

>>519620196
>nigtentant

isnt this state the poorest in the country?or is it mississippi?

>>519620577
Not sure. Most of the industry is along the coast/near I-10. North Louisiana is mostly rural.

>>519620711
Very very annoying.

what a clusterfuck

Good fucking God.

Oh, the board nigger is lost. Great job niggers!

Can they not get someone under the age of 60 to do the technical stuff for them

so many lard buckets out there
don't they know gluttony is a mortal sin

chucky needs to get hooked on phonics

Chucky is terribly confused.

>>519620935
HA! I was literally thinking just that.

Classes status?

>>519614355
You know what, fuck this board.
DWI isn't bad

>>519621034
Exactly. Gotta get those juicy kickbacks from the jewish classmasters.

>>519621067
Based.

Isn't she a bit chunky for a meth user?

So Catilyns mom is a coal burning whore.

>>519621209
She's in prison, probably has only limited access to meth
But food is plentiful, and can feed the dopamine crave from the meth withdraw

>>519621209
Good point. Perhaps she shooting up Little Debbie snacks as well.

>>519621261
same last name for the grandmother and granddaughter
I wonder why ...

the entire board seem to be in a bad mood

Everyone's getting denied.

>>519621631
>Everyone's getting denied.

so, its a good day for the rest of us free people !

>>519621355
>food is plentiful, and can feed the dopamine crave from the meth withdraw
Noooooooooooooooo it objectively cannot. Dopamine withdrawal from meth is fucking insane

>>519621682
Yeah, pretty much.

>>519619159
I...I kneel

Is it over?

Lt. Janikin' is completely useless.

>>519621687
>Dopamine withdrawal from meth is fucking insane
I am very glad that I have not had to learn that lesson.

>>519621941
Friend, it never even began

>>519622067
It's Nigtentant Jenkins, Fren.

The Nigtentant is a complete failure of a alleged human being

>We gave you a tremendous break, sent you to a work release in lieu of revocation
>2 months after you got there, you had synthetic marijuana
He's fucked

>>519621941
>Is it over?
We've got this revocation, and then one more today

>>519622206
He had an unforgettable parole board.

Oh,the Nigtentant forget the honkies paperwork. Color me surprised

>>519622327
got it
I wasn't paying attention while they were showing the schedule

>>519622206
At least he got some chicken.

lmfao some nigger is screaming outside the door

>Orange handcuffs
fancy

>>519623210
If they are cuffed at the revocation hearing, they are already fucked

button up that shirt hippy

he has not aged well

>I'm not tryin' to make nobody feel sorry for me
Yes, you absolutely are

>This is no lie

I do not believe you.

How do all of their moms have cancer

Of course Chuck fucks up the name of the prison.

Fucking Chuck, man.

>you've been denied
>not denied
>in view of revocation

Chucky is fucking cooked. Can we invoke the 25th amendment on him?

Chucky is so awful at being the chair, holy shit
None of the newbies compare to Sheryl or Pete, but man, you'd think after 6 months they'd be better

Anyways, fun times anons.
Next week is 3 days of pardons, oof

Chucky's a Big Boy.

There are no parole hearings next week, but there should be pardon hearings, the next parole hearings date is November 4th
>Docket

>>519623944
>no special Halloween episode full of Spooks
This is bullshit

>>519624086
Meemaw looking prim and proper. Bless the old bag.

>>519624089
Oh no! Thanks Algeria anon.

>>519624089
Thanks Algerianon!

>>519624086
For you.

not getting on parole award

>>519614849
>>519615245

Were you joking? Quincy is one of the blackest fucking names possible.

HE MENTIONED (ME)

>>519627688
Who?

Why support this? It could be you or someone you know one day.
>Inb4 I'm a good boy
Until the cops/government decide they don't like you.