Thread 513061303

>Don't eat soup in public
>Don't cross your legs
>Don't wave with both hands. Men wave with one hand not two hands
>Don't drink from a straw because it makes your lips purse which is very effeminate
>Don't drink milkshakes because they are for little kids

Follow these simple rules and you can call yourself a man. If you break even one of these rules then you might as well be a woman.

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/jesse-watters-fox-rules-men-b2718701.html

>>513061303 (OP)
>be trans
>drink milkshake
>become real woman

>>513061303 (OP)
Do we really need every single thread on the catalog to be the dozenth+ repeat of a thread that's already been spammed to no end? Is there a single original thought on the entire board?

My rules for talking heads:

1.TKD
2. Shut up
3. You deserve death
4. Die in a fire

>>513061303 (OP)
Don't work a job where all you do is sit and talk. That's womanly. Work with your hands, like a man.

>>513061303 (OP)
Real men eat soup for lunch because it leaves more room for beer.
Jesse is a pussy boy

>>513061504
When was the last time a thread was posted on this topic? Well speak up leaf please tell me more about how I'm supposedly spamming because you say so.

>>513061303 (OP)
Grill your own steak

Never drink alcohol from a tiny straw. The only exception is a 7-11 fountain drink

Never stick up for a mudshark

you must own at least 1 four wheel drive vehicle

>>513061303 (OP)
Imagine being such a insecure loser faggot that you have to follow some retarded "rules of masculinity" to feel like a man versus living authentically how you want and doing what comes naturally how you please

Same as people who follow the Tate brothers or who pay $20000 to attend manhood bootcamps to "prove" they are "real men"

>>513061885
Why even try and lie about it? Everyone has seen it dozens of times at this point.

>>513061885
>Thursday 20 March 2025
there is a reason you trannies cut off the date from your pictures
your brains must hurt from being so big

>>513061903
>pay $20000 to attend manhood bootcamps to "prove" they are "real men"

>you pathetic wretch. you are no man
>y-yes I am! I went on a course, I have a certificate to prove it!

>>513062054
You do realize that was only 3 months ago right. Is your attention span that short anything past a few days you completely ignore as if it never happened?

>>513062219
it is tabloid garbage not worthy of this board

dilate that stink hole mutilated subhuman

>>513061303 (OP)
If this was the nigga in the gutfeld spot than Colbert and the other late night hosts would never catch up. This is fucking hilarious

>>513061444
pretty much.
+ leg/ass exercises and moderate moving around like adventuring and walking (going on dates)
simply inject the girlbath water into your thighs and take anti-androgens and progesterone, chug wholemilk, eat good food, and take big dumps.
and you'll wake up with tits and smell like a girl and start to wonder why guys are flirting with you and girls like you more.

>>513061303 (OP)
I don’t need advice from a guy that wears makeup on cable news
My rules for manhood are:
>do not ever back down from even the slightest dominance challenge from a nonwhite
>always have a minimum of one gun on your person
>you don’t have a gay fucking iPad in the center console of your car
>you are actively participating in foreskin restoration if you are circumcised
>you despise the Jews
>you break a minimum of one law at any given time regardless of where, when, and what you are doing
>you abuse minorities in simple, passive, and barely perceptible ways whenever possible
>you waste company time

>>513062162
Sadly most of those courses got shut down because some guy died during one
I used to love watching the cringe compilations from them

I legitimately can't wrap my head around how both insanely low IQ and insanely insecure you would need to be to see paying money for those courses as a "accomplishment"

Its like you said
If they are ever challenged on there "masculinity" in any way what do they plan to do? Whip out the certificate of completion for the course? Pull up videos on there phone of them struggling to do 10 pushups while getting sprayed with a hose by some random guy?

I would love to see something like that in person
It must have happened before
I would die laughing if someone showed something like that to me to prove how "manly" they are

Even feeling the need to prove it in the first place just screams how insecure and desperate they are

I wish I knew how to fix people like that but since I don't I just enjoy cringing at them

>>513061303 (OP)
1. You are comfortable enough to dress up like a woman when you feel like it

2. You don’t think there is anything gay about sucking dick

3. You raise your wife’s interracial kid like it’s your own

4. You don’t have a foreskin

>>513062674
Women have been doing them since the 1960s and nobody cared

>>513061303 (OP)
I love a good milkshake. We have a Checkers near us. They do a banana milkshake. Delicious. Guess I'm not a "real" man since I also drink my milkshake with a straw. Fox News niggers get the fucking rope.

>>513061303 (OP)
>tele faggot teaches you how to be a man

>>513062505
I hope you're an organ donor

>>513061856
>soup for lunch
Jews fear soup eaters because soup is hearty, filling, and economical. Our ancestors lived on soup, bread, cheese, smoked meat, cabbage, and beer.

>>513062923
Women have been doing what since 1960 and nobody cared?
Taking masculinity courses and showing the completion certificates around as evidence of there manhood?

Or do you mean the reverse that women have been "keeping up with the joneses" and desperately trying to prove how feminine they are since the 1960s?

Either way one doesn't excuse the other

>>513061303 (OP)
But eating banana is ok? I feel his rules list is incomplete.
Bananas are entirely forbidden for real men to eat. You can't put it in your mouth whole, like a cock. AND you can't break/cut it like a well mannered bitch.

>man who doesn't work a manual labor job
>his parents didn't do manual labor
>none of his grandparents did manual labor
>doubtful if their parents even did manual labor
seriously where does this guy get off telling anyone who's a man or not?

>>513061303 (OP)
Wtf is this anti-soup agenda? This closeted queer has never had a good French Onion soup and it shows

>>513063185
soup, or gruel is traditionally the food of the poor
rich boy is mixing his prejudices and to feel good about being a rich boy he's thinking that poor people thinks are now feminine things

bet this guy has frequently cleanings scheduled at the dentist too

>>513061303 (OP)
>Don't drink from a straw because it makes your lips purse which is very effeminate
You don't have to purse your lips to use a straw. Maybe he mistook it for a dick on account of muscle memory.

>>513063103
Exactly
Pussy boys who work in an office get soup on thier ties so they claim its not manly.

>>513061303 (OP)
>I have rules for men
Well Walz I have a response for you: Eat my ass and die, I do what I want.

>>513061303 (OP)
assmogold criteria to be slammed in the padded room.

did you see with zoom zooms prefer e-celebs?

>>513063623
>furry is number one
He's pretty based

>>513061303 (OP)
>>Don't wave with both hands. Men wave with one hand not two hands
I do most of the things he listed but who the fuck waves with both hands?

>>513061303 (OP)
this guy is an actor (super gay)
wears make up (super gay)
lives in NYC pushing kike narratives (super gay)

>>513062219
>"Waaah let me spam the same shit day in day out so I can cry about it!!!"
You're such a redditor its unreal

>>513061303 (OP)
Imagine wasting your life watching this trash

>>513063690
Based controlled opposition throwing rotten meat to right wing npcs

I'm just gonna continue Ogremaxxing and eating soup in public as Ive always done I don't think Mr. Watters is gonna be able to move my ass

>>513064074
Eh, his takes are ok. If you let twitch streamers influence your thinking you're retarded anyway.

>>513063493
Nobody wears ties anymore

>>513061303 (OP)
this metrosexual faggot probably lives in manhattan

>>513061303 (OP)
/pol/ carrying on its long tradition of falling for ironic humor

>>513061303 (OP)
>Don't eat soup in public
Fuck this clown.

>>513064714
Um
Fox news faggots do

>>513061663
>Don't work a job where all you do is sit and talk
Basically this. I would tell Jesse talking for a living is kinda gay

>>513061303 (OP)
When I drink milkshakes I try to make eye contact with every man around me. I like to see them actively seethe and then look away after they feel awkward.

Got this place by me that makes She Crab Corn Chowder.
Fuck fox news

>>513062749
5. You accepted the cage she chose without tears or arguments

>>513065067
They're on tv though. Regular office people don't.

>>513065179
>make eye contact with every man around me
That's how you tell. Beta males squirm and look uncomfortable. Alphas will lock eyes and tip their shakes to each other.

>>513061303 (OP)
I notice ‘clean your room’ and ‘wash your balls’ are not on the list. Are we in the clear now? Do I still have to wash my balls?

Rule for men:
Dont be a faggot

>>513061303 (OP)
Let's see his rules for women to make sure they stay feminine and not manly then?

>>513063130
it's ok as long as the balls don't touch

>>513061303 (OP)
Real men start sentences with “like” like a cali girl right fucking faggot.
Never heard of him but he sucks jew cock 100% like.

>>513061303 (OP)
>hey, you want to be a real man? yeah just follow those arbitrary rules made up by some faggot on TV.

>>513066826
This. I'm not taking advice on how to be a real man from some fucknugget on fox.

>>513061303 (OP)
>Don't cross your legs
Ummm sweetie

>>513063019
Yes. I hope his heart lives on in the body of a weaker man, after he dies naturally.

I mean, damn Jesse. What about chili? A hot bowl of chili?

>>513061303 (OP)
not
>milk shakes are a form of soup

>>513061303 (OP)
If you eat soup in public you’re fucking gay
If you wave with both hands you’re fucking gay
If you cross your legs you’re fucking gay
If you watch this homo you’re fucking gay too

>>513061303 (OP)
White men will do everything but ejaculate in a vagina and tell a bitch to sit down

>>513062449
STFU gayboy

Lox News Special: LEARN TO JEW.

>>513061303 (OP)

Oh look the bot posted this shit again

>>513061303 (OP)
nothings more manly than worrying about what some other jackoff thinks of you

>>513061303 (OP)
>Jesse Watters five rules of how to be a man
I liked him better when he was ripping off Mark Dice. Current year Jesse is a faggot.

>>513061303 (OP)
if you can't drink milkshake from a straw while leg crossed and look like a man then you're a faggot. period. reminds me of that webm of a chechen punching another because he was wearing halal shorts, nigger if a man in shorts gives you a boner the problem is not the outfit.

>>513061303 (OP)
if I threw a milkshake at this faggot in public he'd cry like a little bitch

Last two rules are redundant since milkshakes are drank from straws.

>>513061303 (OP)
>stop enjoying life because a dumb, fat cunt tells you to

>>513063130
>thinks about cocks so much even food going in his mouth triggers him
Faggot.

>>513061303 (OP)
How do retarded boomer-con niggercattle take this soulless faggot seriously?

>>513061303 (OP)
This guy is in the closet

>>513061303 (OP)
and dont eat babies

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FYtNQ8izM0

>lol

>>513061899
Safe but I fucked a mudshark quite a few times. Also Jessie is just repeating what he has to remind himself every single morning

I'm drinking from a straw right now
Fuck the police

>>513061303 (OP)
only jews have silly rules like this for themselves
i'm not a jew so it doesn't apply to me
i'd likely just ignore this faggot no matter what he says anyway.

>>513061303 (OP)
>Don't eat soup in public
Gay. I'll enjoy what food I want. faggot.

>Don't cross your legs
If it is more comfortable to sit this way, I will. Stop me faggot.

>Don't wave with both hands. Men wave with one hand not two hands
This one makes sense. Bet he waves like this towards other men.

>Don't drink from a straw because it makes your lips purse which is very effeminate
Use a straw or don't, it doesn't matter either way. Anyone who thinks otherwise is a faggot.

>Don't drink milkshakes because they are for little kids
Fuck you, I'll enjoy what food I want.

Waters has a lot of (stupid) rules of what he thinks is a man, because he is an insecure cuck, and closeted homo.

>Don't eat soup in public
>Don't cross your legs
>Don't wave with both hands. Men wave with one hand not two hands
>Don't drink from a straw because it makes your lips purse which is very effeminate
>Don't drink milkshakes because they are for little kids

This guy is a closeted homosexual, isn't he