Thread 513135327

https://conservativehome.com/2025/08/15/tom-bond-the-conservative-case-for-repealing-the-online-safety-act
>The conservative case for repealing the Online Safety Act

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c23p131vdveo
>Welsh party leader 'not important' for election - Reform

https://feweek.co.uk/saqib-bhatti-appointed-as-conservative-shadow-education-minister
>Saqib Bhatti appointed as Conservative shadow education minister

https://order-order.com/2025/08/15/exc-environment-agency-confirms-rod-licences-cannot-be-bought-retrospectively
>Environment Agency Confirms Rod Licences Cannot Be Bought Retrospectively

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/police-release-further-images-of-suspects-linked-to-race-related-disorder-in-co-antrim/a1572022835.html
>Police release further images of suspects linked to race-related disorder in Co Antrim

https://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/northern-ireland/belfast-5g-mast-attacks-causing-significant-disruption-for-hospitals/a1495520758.html
>Paddy's still chopping down 5g masts

https://www.nationalcrimeagency.gov.uk/news/brit-arrested-in-spain-connected-to-nca-gun-and-drug-supply-probe
>Brit arrested in Spain connected to NCA gun and drug supply probe

shan't be using that other thread, forren trash

having a chicken kiev tonight

benis :DDDDD

>Pop quiz mr president
>Alaska is Russian or American clay

When I win the euros i'm going to buy the entire top 3 floors in one of these and have helipad and private lift from an underground carpark going to my digs. Have a cosy garden, swimming pool and all that good stuff

You will welcome them and you will be happy.

>>513135642
Neither. It's snow.

>>513135468
One, two, three, four,
Kick the muzzies out the door,
Five, six, seven, eight,
Not a Muslim caliphate

>>513135661
Never buy property that is part of another existing structure unless you're doing it specifically to rent out.

DID ANYONE SEE THAT MESS ON THE SKY STREAM WHERE THE PRESS WERE SHOUTING ON A LOOP AT PUTIN AND TRUMP SITTING DOWN IN CHAIRS WITH SOME OF THEIR DELEGATION AND THE VIDEO RESOLUTION WAS MESSED UP BEFORE IT JUST CUT OFF

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

>found mouse in my house
>SLIT ITS THROAT

ABSOLUTELY ZERO(0) FORRENS BEYOND THIS POST

>>513135856
With £202m who cares, I can just abandon it when I'm bored or the council try to jew me

>>513135858
THANK YOU PRESS

>>513135584
lush

Too hot for kinky sex tonight, grim

>>513135979
This is how you end up shopping in Iceland 2 years after your lottery win

why does bongland allow this?

>>513136109
>Kinky
>Oim warm luv aren't we erotik!

British as it gets mate.

>>513135979
Why would you buy that when you can make your own that isn't surrounded by forrens?

>>513135935
THIS
IS
BAGHDAD!

>>513136069
YEAH I HEARD THAT BIT DID SOMEONE ELSE SHOUT "EVERYONE GET ON THE GROUND NOW" OR DID I MISHEAR? IF IT WASN'T THAT IT WAS CLOSE TO IT...

PUTIN CUPPED HIS HANDS TO HIS MOUTH AND TRIED TO SHOUT SOMETHING?

>>513136109
Just do sex under a cold shower.

>>513136214
Cba with latex, watersports, pegging, face sitting, or CBT, just wanna have a cold bath and watch Dexter, suffering with it

they can wear normal shorts can't they?

>>513136147
I'd have the best 2 years ever getting there

>>513136256
That's the appeal lad, watching and hearing the poverty ridden bame hellhole below while I lavish in opulence

>>513136444
Just do some bathtime scat play or something.

>>513136511
they'll grenfell you

>>513136294
>>513136576

>>513136189
in fairness, if it wasn't a paki franchise, he would have just handed over the money. his deception cost him. It's called 'insurance'. Also this clearly is not in England.

>>513136147
What's wrong with shopping at Iceland? I swear, some of you lads are such snobs.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS ALL THAT ABOUT?

>>513136576
Notice how the cups have little guards on top, bit rude that

>>513136539
>scat
You disgusting bastard, you think I’m
Some sort of page 3 granny?

>>513136576
MONKE MODE

>>513136666
>Male model pipeline? The fuck?

>>513136771
bloke on the right has seen some things

>>513136661
That's where the chopper comes in

>>513135789
Jewchuddies... We have some explaining to do...

>>513136771
can someone not do his hair for him? Poor cunt

>>513136666
numerals noticed

>>513136771
Grim.

>>513136771
never has a pakquita looked so attractive

>>513136879
>have Muslims take over the world
Great plan Jews

>>513135327 (OP)
well Ukraine is over, but i need something to fill the gap , Taiwan?

Supergluing Diane Abbott's arse cheeks together and watching her fart them apart again

>>513137044
BRING DOWN MY GAS BILLS!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEE

>>513136666
>>513136820
>>513136859
>>513136898

60 people pressured into a guilty plea?

>>513137085
Man made horrors

>>513135806
Is it pakis vs jeets due to the same independence day?

>>513137135
a two story N tower
nice

I STILL SWEAR I HEARD WHAT SOUNDED LIKE "EVERYONE GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW"

TWICE

NEXT TIME THEY SHOWED THE CLIP THE AUDIO WAS CUT

>>513137085
c . . corr?

>>513137135
>GOOD LUCK FAGGOTS IM BEHIND A VPN

>>513137141
just say you forgot your P.E kit

https://xcancel.com/JackHadders/status/1956441179119104331#m
>While watching the Britannia Hotel in Canary Wharf, at least three motorbikes (all with L plates and two with food delivery boxes on the back) left from the hotel. I did not see any of these motorbikes enter the hotel to drop off a delivery in this time period
This is normal

BBC/Sky coverage lads.

>Trump's a cunt ain't he?
>Yea what a cunt
>He invited killer Putin, can you believe it!
>Cunt ain't he!!!
>Let's dial in some Ukrainian fella who think Trump's a cunt
>Mr Mongskiy what do you think of this cunt?
>He's a massive cunt!!
>Phwoarrr he really is isn't he!!

>>513137407
YEAH LOL

for what did western cucks die for when Putin is riding in limo with president of USA KEK

>>513137407
Who's the bigger cunt though?

If Labour also manages to significantly reduce the number of small boat arrivals while continuing the trend of lowering legal immigration, I don't think Reform will do anywhere near as well as their current polling suggests.

The rest of Reform's policies are largely US conservative or libertarian nonsense that people in the UK don't have much appetite for - opening coal mines, breaking the parts of the civil service that work and privatising the NHS is hardly a winning pitch.

On immigration they will inevitably push further right if Labour succeeds in getting the numbers down, but their inevitable slide towards demanding 'remigration' is going to repulse most voters when they realise what the word actually means (ethnic cleansing).

>>513137407
lmao

https://xcancel.com/ShivaniRaja_LE/status/1956290312826994979#m
>Wishing all celebrating a very happy India Independence Day.
>Today, let us honour the rich history, culture, and contributions of the Indian community here in the UK and across the world
baaaaaaaaaased Tories

>>513137663
Physically?

>>513136771
both look like they've suffered from a stroke what the fuck

>>513137667
This shithole could do with some ethnic cleansing.

>>513137791
>big titty pajeetas
There seems to be quite a few

>>513136788
https://files.catbox.moe/axygzr.mp4

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS EVEN SUPPOSED TO BE?

>>513136771
How fucking humiliating, having to travel to Alaska to be the mouthpeice of Keir Starmer and his Jewish handlers and people are saying you've as ugly as a stroke victim and to "sort your fucking hair out you wonky eyed old fuck"
lol

>>513136109
how kinky are we talking here?

>>513137985
total seethefest

https://xcancel.com/CrimeLdn/status/1956321962688495760#m
>On Archer St, Soho
Balloons really are the gayest looking drug, and only done by thirdies

>>513137265
I WAS WRONG HE SHOUTED "EVERYBODY GET OUT OF THE ROOM"

why is there 4 fucking brit/pol threads up
anyway, reposting..

ofcom updated their investigation into 4chan a couple days ago...
https://www.ofcom.org.uk/online-safety/illegal-and-harmful-content/investigation-into-4chan-and-its-compliance-with-duties-to-protect-its-users-from-illegal-content

US lawyers now involved because ofcom is trying to fine a legal US company
https://xcancel.com/prestonjbyrne/status/1956391746029428914#m (embed)
>American businesses do not surrender their First Amendment rights because a foreign bureaucrat sends them an e-mail

>>513137932
They're just fat, anon, the sarees hide it fairly easily

Imagine if Putin just got his willy out and shook it about the place a bit

>>513138209
>why is there 4 fucking brit/pol threads up
Why not?

>>513135525
>kiev

Had a brace of Pukka pies with broccoli and gravy

>>513138209
been a VPN nigger thread splitting all day, he got asspained people were posting ukraine webms earlier

>>513138314
Trump and Putin could swordfight for the fate of Ukraine.

>>513137640
i imagine they wanted to no die

>>513138209
They need to escalate this shit directly to the white house. Pressure from Trump is the only thing that could possibly make Queer Keir back off.

>>513138077
basically this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gUcAClgIK8

live, end (or not) of major European war
https://youtu.be/boaqC87Iquo
>https://youtu.be/boaqC87Iquo
https://youtu.be/boaqC87Iquo
>https://youtu.be/boaqC87Iquo

>>513136502
Just remember police forces have let foreigners off for sexual assault and extreme violence but they've decided catcalling requires special measures because it might lead to more serious offences.

>>513138390
is that one of the menthol elves?

https://xcancel.com/infolibnews/status/1956377844961230988#m
>Mark Levin at Christians United for Israel conference: "This is God's war that we're fighting... If Europe is too stupid to understand, that's their problem. I will remind you, that's where Hitler was born."
>Miriam Adelson can be seen cheering in the audience during his speech.
"Europe....where Hitler was born"
Yes and we're quite proud of that fact

>>513138209
>Why splitty
I think brit/pol/ is kinda targeted with bots and bad actors and shit lately (more than usual methinks)
>T. Schizophrenic

>>513138624
I think a lot of mussies just make a spitting sound, which is clever and effective

>>513138762
yeah, you, fuck off heeb

rangeban india and all mideast shitholes thank you

>>513135327 (OP)
They're laughing at us because they did what people thought was impossible
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zb6XxnULWlg

>>513138865
ram him lad

>>513138725
>that's where Hitler was born
And where Amalek is.

>>513138865
Two more week, inshallah?

>>513138587
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpCcZGDhV0U

>>513135661
>buying air space in a building
>a building that looks like shit
>probably cracking
>full of bames
>thinks he can put a helipad and a private lift if he only buys the top 3 floors
>putting a metre of water on it's cardboard and sand floors
>trying to land a helicopter on the paper mache roof

lol

>>513139206
got no storyline to it

>>513139024
>Does Trump trust a fellow world leader more than the deep state that's been lying about him and trying to destroy him for the past decade?

oh no!

>>513136189
>cigarette adverts on display
>warming counter
>nigger with a gun
Looks like america

>>513139504
If the two of them aren't "deep state" then you don't know what you're talking about

>>513137791
Tfw no trad dressed pajeeta braphog gf

>>513136771
average interracial couple in london

>>513139645
It is, I remember the "story"

>>513139879
Based taste

>>513136863
he's heard some things

>>513138624
>we're going to police legal actions because....but not actual crimes
Seriously what THE FUCK is going on

>>513139503
nigga if I wanted storylines I'd search cauldron's post history on the archive

>>513140160
The people supposedly negotiating the future of the world
What a shame

>>513140190
Anarchotyranny.

>>513140266
Nepotism bruv

>>513137667
even you are going to have stopped talking about reform by the next election. they are achieving nothing. a chud Green party. i don't even think their ideas are that shit, they just cannot deliver and cannot get over the fact they are full of shit people. it is not an attractive proposition for the people of england.
the solution is to purge the tories and renew the tories. to de-boris and de-cameron and de-kemi the tories and start afresh. people can live with the tories, but england cannot live with reform. you will realise this at some point. they are a dead brand.

>>513140220
you just don't get it do you
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRZAk2rfESU

>>513137791
tell us how many indians were killed by pakistan and pakistani were killed by indians in their independence push?

>>513140439
"Not enough"

>>513140384
no I do
but I'm high IQ so I exist mainly in abstract realms with no storylines because my storyline is every storyline and no storyline simultaneously
I do like a bit of the old danny elfman OST work from time to though I won't lie

>>513136754
cuntfaceducklips

>>513140626
post sideline, you won't

why couldn't I just buy shares in microsoft, jewflix or nvidia if they're just continually growing? even mcdonalds mostly grows in an upwards trend

>>513140793
*shitlips

>>513140897
is it possible to win without winning?
I think so, those guys in the submarine to titanic found that out a bit sharpish

>>513140850
wtf is a sideline

Every day President Trump reduces the chances of America getting entangled in the European shit show.
Before President Trump's inauguration, Americans were rightfully concerned that we were drawing close to a hot war with Russia.
We didnot even know who was making the decisions. Joe Biden was certainly not in charge. Kamala Harris was not calling the shots.
I do notcare what any no guns Euro faggot from Germany, England or France thinks.
George Washington warned future Americans about entangling alliances. The costs of these European "alliances" are not worth any small benefit America might accrue.
All of these Euro faggots immediately start squealing like a French whore as soon as Americans question where our money is going.
Fuck all of these no guns Euro faggots and their alliance.
The globalists want to grind Russia down with constant conflict. Now that Ukraine is spent they want to spend America's youth and treasure against Russia. The European politicians and EU bureaucrats are controlled by anti American globalists. These globalist controlled politicians and bureaucrats used lies and deceit in attempts to lure America into a war with Russia the American people did not want. America is better off distancing itself from those that try to draw us into war. America is better off without these "allies".

>>513141285
fuck dunno man

>>513140897
my willy is continually growing, but it won’t make you rich

>>513141295
wearing sneakers, for sneaking

>>513140839
take it back

>>513141402
Not really too concerned with making mega money, just a bit on the side for fun

>>513141514
would pay 10 L&B for a gobble

>>513141542
i’ll be your bit on the side then

>>513141514
>abandon hope all ye who enter here

>>513141467
They are trail running boots. A mix of heavy combat boots and sneakers. They are comfy like a sneaker but they have a sturdy sole if you need to push down on a shovel for instance.

>>513141563
She'll do it for half a tin of winalot

>>513141714
zesty

>>513140897
I, for one, would hate to be rich. More money, more problems. Better to be poor and dirty. Fewer things to think about. Just toil.

>>513141761
soft cunts

>>513141851
It's best to have some money. You just feel better.

>>513141390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc8DWmOX5Ac

>>513141295
retard zogbots I hope they get maimed and then an addiction to opioids because there is nothing that they do or have ever done that benefits white people

Is summit still live lads?

oi wheres the fag who said I'm larping about being in the army, dickhead I'll fight you right now

>>513141851
Mo money mo problems is right
Think your life is passing you by on the slogtrain? Try being rich and knowing you can do anything you like but there isn't enough time. You're wasting time flying your cessna when you could be racing cars. Don't even mention the 8 hours you waste sleeping shitting eating and showering

Lizard

>>513141784
I want the 10 L&B package

>>513142259
chill out short back and sides

Mic check, Putin and Trump about to have a rap battle.

https://www.youtube.com/live/boaqC87Iquo?si=b_eXwyqzYcUP_4Yd

>>513141714
>more like perform

>>513142311
People

rubbey ducky
wrong time

>>513142463
https://youtu.be/9iSVgAZ6bSM
>I can't dace
>my middle name is vance
>my grandparents are from france

>>513142491
What is their obsession with recruiting young or young looking lads

this is a white balance for anyone who needs it

>we don't get to hear anything
wtf is the point of this summit shit???

>>513141851
I'd rather have money and be miserable than have no money and be miserable.

>>513142718
the actual scene is at a faster tempo
https://youtu.be/qokW76nsM4Y&t=240

https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1956436632359333888/vid/avc1/3840x2160/tY494kCdU-YlahK9.mp4
plane kino from earlier

>>513143029
Good question

>>513143029
It's not for your ears, pleb. Get back to the turnips.

>>513143470
Sound is top

>>513143938
Who are you?

the good ol days
as it were

>>513143171
Knew i recognised that nigga

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VpvyG2NrS1Y

>>513135525
IT'S KEEV

>>513135327 (OP)
What happened to Starmer’s coalition of the willies?

>>513135525
does Sainsbury's still do the ready made Chicken Turkyiv, it wasn't bad, saves a lot of time.

just ate an entire head of lettuce leaf by leaf

>>513144200
DOMONICK WAGHORN

>>513144538
you'll have no problems with constipation

>>513144498
They got arrested for arse-on

>>513136666
Tfw you’re bombarded by the mosquito-eque American accent

If you were Welsh,Would you make sure you were fluent in Welsh?

>>513144538
on a 4kcal diet like wogdan?

>>513144498
C'est fini

>>513144995
Seems like a lot of work

>>513144753
kek

>>513145115
>No long table
Sad

mulatto bird coming over again to play with my willy tonight
she took the condom off last time, i know exactly what she's trying to do

>>513145278
josh larp

>2 hours in to meeting
What part of Ukrainian history lesson will he be on?

>>513145278
have some self respect

if you only bang white girls, you never have to use a condom

duh

>>513145425
The gases should have cooled and contracted to form the first stars.

>>513145425
probbly still the Russian part

I can't imagine how whipped//cucked trump is right now linguistically

>>513145068
tbf, 4 thousand calories is a lot

IS THIS REAL @GROK

>>513145535
>>513145555

It's all fun and games but you just know Trump is playing Candy Crush right now in middle of the lesson

>>513135327 (OP)
kek look at that mongoloid

>>513145722
He won't learn anything like that.

>>513145722
no change there

>>513145613
>Mohammed Hijab
Durka Durka

>>513137667
>>513140383
U OCCUPY NIGGERS ARE SO SHIT AT WHAT YOU DO KEK

ameriniggers here aren't still backing trump are they? They forgot about the pedofiles that soon

>>513145068
jej

Summer is over lads

>>513145465
she has a white dad who didn't abandon her so she's really nice

Somehow I don't see them agreeing to any ceasefires

>>513146472
Banks are making too much money, wont happen

>>513146472
It's the Ukrainians that won't agree to a ceasefire because Russia occupies vast amounts of land.

Might revive 2000s grime.

>price of mince up AGAIN

sick of it

>>513146594
Zelensky won't agree to it
CIA can install whoever they like who will agree to it I guess, Zelensky doesn't hold the cards, he's a puppet

>>513146739
Inflation is way worse than the official figures

>>513146594
Vatnik lacky spotted

>>513146739
>jews go to war
>things are more expensive
it's totaly inexplicable bro

>>513146472
Ceasefires are for losers.

>>513146739
Ok... Hear me out, unlimited mystery meat supply.

Josh is a good lad

>>513146751
You're parroting your clown in the clown house again

call me when this gay conference is over and all the shills fuck off

>>513146946
Consider touching grass imminently

I can't sneeeeeeed

jej

>>513145465
>if you only bang white girls, you never have to use a condom.
virgin take

>>513147037
He's just begun the history of Russian Dinosaurs. should be 17 hours tops

>>513146739
AFUCKOFF FUCK OFF REEEEEEEEEEE
75P JUMP 2 MONTHS AGO WAS BAD ENOUGH

>>513145465
>fucked brown, mixed, black, white
>only ever had STI's from white girls
Makes you think

reminder that the UK is the headquarters for kike globohomo

>>513147380
Thanks hillbilly

>>513147279
makes you glow tb h

>>513147380
alri josh laa

>>513146353
16c tonight
15c tomorrow night
13-14c for the foreseebles

>>513147380
yeah cheers pal bring guns next time

Why didn't you save her?

>>513147004
Do you actually think Zelensky holds any power himself? Do you really think the US couldn't just brush him aside when convenient?

>>513147429
Made something itch desu

>>513147380
ey ese. why you comin into my crib and actin loco, cholo?

>>513147485
I have a 9c forecast in a few days
Chilly!

>>513147380
Honestly, it's Switzerland.
That's where all the HQ's are and the Swiss are snitches by nature.

>>513146739
Nick it.

>>513147523
Wasn't the woman's name some ethnic thing? Defo not white

>>513147531
>>513147531
Brush aside a democratically elected leader who most people in Ukraine support?
Hasn't the US done enough of that?

>>513147637
Just the public side. It goes much deeper than Davos.

Never forget, respect!

>angloball starts again
>already crying about there rich pet niggers
How can norf fc types still watch football.

>>513147523
>>513147682
yeah there was a video of the police talking to her outside and she was a black british girl, i predicted that fact would make brincel minds short circuit

>>513147833
Fuck off Iqbal al-Finnegan

>>513147429
it's Uni students m8, those girls are animals and riddled with herpes and hpv they don't even know they're carrying.
I would rather fuck a seasoned prostitute raw than a third year student.

>>513147713
Do we know what the actual sentiment of people is in Ukraine, beyond all of the noise and propaganda?
Even so, what does it matter? They can have whoever they like in charge, the citizens won't do shit

>>513147970
Stop worshipping niggers for fuck sake.

>>513147713
The people in Ukraine have been protesting against him. He refuses to hold elections, because he knows people would vote against him and his thirst for ukrainian blood.

bollocks shaved
willy shaved
arse shaved
feet shaved
noggin shaved
time to moisturise

>>513147637
its not. its london to be specific london is basically its own country within the UK. the same as vatican city to rome

>>513148194
Have you shaved your lashes and brows off as well

>>513148194
You're a paedophile laaa.
How are you addressing that situation?

>>513141714
Dazza's an alreet lad, he's a poofter but not a fag. He's done alreet so far by Durham.

>>513146739
im getting a welfare raise soon because of the inflation gonna be feasting on beef nuggets on payday
currently i get 721 PLN a month which is 145 GBP

>>513147997
Freshers week is something

>>513146739
I noticed they've upped the 20% fat beef mince to £3.50 earlier.
Cunts.
It wasn't that long ago (covid) that it was £1.99

>>513145565
>4 thousand calories is a lot
it's a miniscule amount of energy. 4000 cal would probably starve a small hamster.
The guidelines are like 2,500 kilocalories, so 2,500,000 calories for an adult male.

>>513147523
>>513147682
She was black, definitely not a cutie.pie.

I'm eatin vanilla ice cream

>>513148032
What's the mood in Ireland? Are lads there realising that the old enemies of British and Irish is retarded and we need to work together or at the very least stop getting in each others way?

>>513148589
dis nigga eating nilla

>>513148445
Fucking poorthner worrying about £1.50.
Get a job you fat cunt.

gf is back
cotton eyed joe
where did she come from
where did she go

>>513148589
Do you still have to dodge hand grenades in Sweden?

>>513148667
Fuck off dummy.
I didn't say I didn't buy it.

>>513148239
I say it's Switzerland

>>513148643
Yeah, that real vanilla shit and none of that artificial shieet

>>513136771
Holy shit..

>>513148731
she hit me which is a good sign

Lad who made this is a prophet.

>>513148333
>which is 145 GBP
oof, no wonder you can only afford discount ice cream

>>513148454
>it's a miniscule amount of energy.
christ, you must be extremely obese.

>>513148731
she's shagging other blokes and you don't even care.

>>513148003
We do, yeah
>>513148131
I think anyone that's refusing to hold elections is bound to be unpopular
>The people in Ukraine have been protesting against him
Can you show me?
Do you know what they did with Zelensky's predecessors and Russia backed politicians?

>>513148333
trips of truth, polish poorfaggotry is real

> buying mince from a supermarket

Grim

>It's forrin flag name bame hour
Well that's it time to abandon this place for another day, have fun being gossiping little wankers all night.

>>513149065
don't think so she was a virgin when she met me she's trad

>>513148994
4 calories is the amount of energy required to raise the temperature of 4 cubic centimetres of water by a single degree celsius.

A hamster's ideal caloric intake is 2-5 kcal/day
Are you a hamster?

>>513149103
Let me guess you make your own?

>>513149220
jacked hamster need more

>>513149220
4 thousand calories mate, not 4
do you have developmental disorders?

>>513149301
4000 calories is 4 kcal
The ideal caloric intake for a hamster. Are you a hamster?

GIGI D'AGOSTINO - L'AMOUR TOUJOURS ( OFFICIAL VIDEO ) AUSLANDER RAUS
ANTI IMMIGRATION ANTHEM

>>513149220
He has the brain of one, that's for sure

fuck off

>>513149368
no, 4 thousand calories is a 4k cal
bodybuilding tier

>>513149368
jacked hamster protein shake in the tube

>>513149286
Trad butcher

wogdan once again exposes himself as a complete fucking brainlet, he truly is brit/pol/s pirate software lmfao

>>513149412
how many calories in your walfare ice cream?

>>513149412
Ah it's a meme where people larp as retards who don't know the difference between calories and kilocalories.

>>513149429
4k cal is 4000 calories. The ideal caloric intake for a hamster.
Are you a hamster?
Or are you just larping with this epic maymay where you pretend to be retarded?

gf says she went to rugby to look at flats
where the fuck is rugby lol
mysterious lands

> tried to watch Dexter earlier
Got porn instead

>>513148307
when you gonna pay me a visit and say this to my face?

>>513149594
>4000 calories
Exactly. Bodybuilding caloric intake.
Glad you dropped your "I was pretending to be retarded" larp

I'm on that 4kcal diet gonna get hamstermode

Think about that before acting tough with me.

>>513147422

If you're looking for a magic word, try abracadabra.

Although, for you, Rudakubana would probably be more appropriate.

kys nameBAME niggers

Britain First vs Mohammed Hijabi they're going to have a fight.

>>513149683
>let me consult my indian AI
Jokes on me, you're only pretending to be retarded (I hope).

Units exist for a reason you idiot.

Hi, my name is Sir Keir Starmer, you may not recognise me unless you keep up with politics but i'm the Prime Minister of England

What is going to happen in the next hour or two is people are going to try an convice you I shouldn't be in charge, racsits, communists, left wing extremists and foreign influencers

I want you to stay calm and consider your options, as a free person you have that right within certain boundries put in place to protect the children

>>513149684
how many toilet ice creams is that?

going to rugby is so funny
i've just looked at it on google maps and it's shit

>>513149164
m8

>>513149766
At least the AI can pretend to have intelligence unlike you since you are completely fucking retarded kek.
Fucking moron.

mate don't fuck with me i've got friends in rugby

>>513149859
fuck off you microbrained gimp chimp.

>>513149904
you got btfo you indian brainlet
kek

rugby twinned with american football

>>513149669
Lads here won't pay for his flight, accomodation, meals, Alton Towers VIP pass, tickets to the london Queer theatre, hover craft, escooter, beef nugget, domestos, pube fridge cleaning service and his other #luxuryLife requirements.
They're too scared of bogscran.

>>513149944
ooo ooo ahh ahh to you too
chimp gimp

Don't bother baking. The nameBAMEs are sucking each other off.

>>513149973
You're a barrel of laughs you are you silly cunt.
I can see why Lingling likes you.

>>513150082
qrd
not watching

>>513149973
Pong ping with rugby shaped balls

>>513150071
Ease up on the caloric intake fatty, 4000 a day is a lot for a fat indian slob like you. No wonder you're 40kg overweight

>>513150056
larp but true
the reality is this
he's seeking funding for his double mastectomy

>>513150074
They're sitting in their Discord talking about how to ruin the thread, half of them are drunk off cheap booze. As you say they're attention seeking, narcissistic wankers who only care about people noticing them in a politics thread with lads trying to discuss the state of our country.
They're fucking pathetic.

>>513150224
>>513150056
poor poor little gobbo kek

>>513150224
>>513150372
Lmao

>>513150372
gobby bitchtits should get one of those kek

>>513150372
that's fucked
they hate when disabled women have tits
disabled people love sex too, i've been on shift on valetines day and overheard naughty skype calls between retards
you just let it happen

>>513148285
I know a guy who did that for some freaky reason, fucking retard

>>513150443
I wonder if he has ever considered signing up for a modelling agency

>>513150651
NEW
>>513150651
WHEN
>>513150651
READY

>>513150372
ffs

i wonder if harvey price has had sex
it would probably be easy for him to get, because of his fame, but he would struggle to understand the logistics
can't really have katie on the sidelines shouting tips although she would be well placed
he's probably not to be honest
probably lives like a child still

>>513150307
that's jokes