Thread 513136768

Everytime I beat a street shitter in chess they abandon the game instead of resigning with dignity. They're so pathetic they don't even know how to lose respectfully. As a pattern noticer I picked up on this after beating a few hundred jeets. I've now defeated thousands of jeets and 99% of the time they will abandon the game when they know they've lost. I picture them crying and tossing their phone into a pile of shit nearby everytime it happens and it makes me laugh. They really don't belong in the civilized world.

>>513136768 (OP)
Youre a faggot who should swing from a lamppost

>>513136965
Ans picrel is you

>>513136768 (OP)
I made a mouse slip yesterday playing a jeet and offered a draw, which he declined. So I ended up beating him anyway.

No wonder you keep matching with pajeets if your elo is 1000

>>513136768 (OP)
I agree with that one poster that you're a faggot. However, I also enjoy chess and I fucking hate playing with indians. Find a nice Norwegian girl to play 3 day games with instead, they like a man who can tell them how to play better.

>>513137209
I'm trying to move up, but I keep hitting a wall at around 1200

>>513136768 (OP)
based bread good job fellow white burgerling of superior genetic stock

>>513137398
Pathetic, im at 1800 but that's because i stopped playing for a while, my peak was 2000-2100

>>513137592
Fuck you bitch not all of us are 130 iq chads

>>513137756
Lol 2000 is nothing dude. I mean its still in the top 1% of chess players but people like Magnus have an elo of 3600. Thats chess bot level.

>>513137756
A literal 3 year old child plays better than you. Think about it.

>>513137028
Im whiter than you shitskin

>>513138155
>>513138140
>>513138071
>>513137756
>>513137592
Street shitter did an illegal U-turn in Florida and murdered a family in Florida today

>>513138712
F
>>513138071
>people like Magnus have an elo of 3600.
His peak rating was 2882.

>>513137028
Look son, a racist US boy is having opinions about Indian streets

whats lower an indian or a nigger i cant decide

>>513139425
At least Ngubus can become athletes.

>>513136768 (OP)
Same experience. Rage quitting is common.

>>513138140
Lol I'm joking. Chess has nothing to do with intelligence, that's why a street shitting jeet was able to beat Magnus recently. It's just memorization. Kys

Source: 130iq chad here

>>513138712
F

>>513139864
147 IQ, what are you doing with your life lol

>>513140193
Good for you chode boy, this post has nothing to do with intelligence, it's about how loser jeets throw a tantrum when they're losing cause they're terrible losers and their country is a shithole. Literally.

>>513136768 (OP)
people are just cheating with saw fish. And if you want to be a legit player all you gotta do is memorize most of the common moves and situations. Its no longer a game of strategy its completely solved. And to win you just have to be good at memorization. Its not easy to memorize... in the sense there is a lot to memorize. but if you study every day and play less eventually you are going to memorize enough to beat everyone.

>>513136768 (OP)
I'm phonefagging right now so I can't post references but yeah most people just refuse to play if the opponent is a jeet.
Side note: poos use the chat function to creep on underage girls and ask for their numbers.

>>513136768 (OP)
anyone know which has less cheaters, lichess or chess.com?
lichess seems like a better site to me but i heard their cheat detection is worse?

>>513140854
you can't really prevent cheating.

>>513140854
Lichess has less cheaters per capita. chess.com is for autism stimulation (I use chess.com on my phone.) That being said, cheaters are kind of rare depending on your elo band. It's much easier to assume your opponent is cheating than it is to assume your opponent actually is good. Sometimes it's just extremely blatantly obvious though.

>>513140522
I'm asking you what you're doing with your life.

You could start writing 100 blog posts in a year [1] with Emacs [2] [3] [4], Org-mode [5], and academic references [6]: you could redirect the dopamine loop on the flagship ePub reader [7] and pirate stuff [8] on an experimental standard Linux phone [9] [10] [11].

Literally do something with your intelligence or you'll wake up at 40 yo with a huge pile of cash and nothing to love.

[1] https://100daystooffload.com
[2] https://emacs.org
[3] https://planet.emacslife.com
[4] https://irreal.org/blog/
[5] https://orgmode.org
[6] https://zotero.org
[7] https://depp.brause.cc/nov.el/
[8] https://annas-archive.org
[9] https://pine64.com
[10] https://postmarketos.org
[11] https://mobian.org

>>513141443
Real intelligence is knowing that what you're trying to do is futile. You're a blind retard.

>>513141443
Sorry I thought you were the other guy.

>>513136768 (OP)
I hate play jeets, usually they are cheaters or idiots.

>>513138712
Guy kinda looks familiar, if you take the turban off

>>513138712
> california men caused accident

>>513136768 (OP)
Have you EVER said "you know what, I was wrong." In a debate on this board?

gg

>>513144112
you too.

4 Lols.

I play Scrabble now.

>>513136768 (OP)
Lmao you really pissed them off

>>513143882
Yes

Send your worst
https://lichess.org/FVrGfv2h

https://lichess.org/fZ6soPsB
Send ur worst, . . seriously dont join if you're good

>>513141526
No worries, I was taking out my dog — anyway yes, this was futile, because I need to replace my phone screen and my keyboard cable. I know it.

This being said, if you have no culture, then you're either a resource or an asset — nothing more, nothing else.

Good night.

>>513136768 (OP)
The worst is when they repeatedly request a move takeback after blundering. I'll give a takeback for a mouse slip, but not for some dumb jeet who dropped his queen. I imagine some street shitter repeatedly clicking the takeback button like
>NOOOO!!! SARRRR!!! YOU MUST GIVE IT THE TAKEBACK! PLEASE SAR I AM BEGGING YOU!

>>513136768 (OP)
At least the abandon, the jeets I play keep playing lost positions trying desperately to make me lose on time or make a mistake.

I only play blitz, so sometimes, if they're desperate enough, they find a lucky move in the madness and put on just enough pressure to squeeze out a mistake and end up winning.

But I mean, I'm taking a shit and just trying to kill a few minutes of time, if the win means that much to you have it lmao.

Best bit is when they continue from a lost position, lose 10 moves later, and then ask for a rematch.
Fucking retards actually think their blatant disrespect deserves a second game.

>>513146059
Good day and shadilay sir

>>513146351
This does happen. I mean, imagine yourself when you get frustrated playing chess, you might not remember but I'm sure you've said some silly things to yourself in that moment. Indians definitely speak to the screen as if the opponent can hear them
>sahr please I beg the needful...
>head bobble

>>513137370
What kind of shitty game is this, ELO 800?

>>513147140
It's called the Frenchman's Bidet.

>>513146528
The abandon is disrepectful

>>513147005
>>head bobble

>>513136768 (OP)
Jeets such at chess. If it wasn't for stock fish they wouldn't know how to play. Fischer didn't have stock fish.
Fischer was white.

>>513136768 (OP)
Describe the chess.com community in three words

>>513146528
>So, anon how did you get hemorroids?

This Moroccan lost honorably.

>>513147516
pay to win

>>513136768 (OP)
>I picture them crying and tossing their phone into a pile of shit nearby everytime
lol'd heartily

>>513136768 (OP)
jeets love doing some queen gambit, then quit when they hang the queen

>>513136965
You should be hanging from a lamppost negro.

>>513147727
I notice a lot of them will quit after the first move or two, as if they're looking for a specific opening. Really kills the vibe when you get that first urge of the day to load up some chess.exe

Jeets love saying EZ SAAR in the daily puzzle comments with a 380 ELO

>>513138712
Seeing countless videos of driving in India, how are this fucking retards even allowed to touch a wheel in civilized nations?

>>513147946
Oh holy fuck the daily puzzle comments. Literal retards. Youtube chat areas during chess streams, a bunch of retards. Facebook/reddit related chess dialogue is just as retarded. The people who have words worth listening to about chess don't engage in these areas.

>>513138071
To reach 2k you have to start studying, I don't know how inflation is now but I crash at 1900 in blitz,

>>513142609
The media needs to be flushed

>>513146006
GG anon

Still not sure what happened in game two every time I play that line something gets fucked

>>513136768 (OP)
saar, do not redeem the win saar

>>513147496
Forcing a lost position is disrespectful.

Resign or abandon, I don't care, just let me play a match that's interesting.

>>513136768 (OP)
they really need a block by country feature

>>513137756
You can get to 2000-2100 by memorizing games and using stockfish to study them just like pros do with just basic 100IQ what? You are sub 90IQ negroid? LOL.

>>513148561
Um that would be racisssssss

>>513136768 (OP)
It's probably just the shitty internet connection between India and you.

The "jeets" can probably kick your ass in chess in real life.

>>513148670
>just memorize 20 moves of the meta lines
Why? If I do that, the game stops being fun, because then all games become the same.

>>513148670
I know it's memorization, read my other comment nigger

>>513136965
Only jeets look good hanging anon

>>513148768
> Competitive games are about muh meta that's boring.
Thanks for playing, everything is about meta at pro level. You think Magnus didn't study meta lines? Learn Sicilian, French, Scandinavian and Queen's Gambit and you learn majority of the game at that point.

Vladimir Kramnik is a pedophile.

>>513148437
No it's not, I've comeback plenty of times from a lost position. Abandoning is throwing a hissy fit, just resign.

>>513136768 (OP)
Their new boy Gukesh or something is good. Probably he is one of the best chess players rn if not the best one. Winning is great but today I lost to one sexy jeeta and I don't regret anything.
>>513148149
This is true but almost anyone can reach 2k by himself. You have to know quite a few lines and general ideas in 1.2k+ bracket already. However 2k-2.4k takes a lot more effort.

>>513149213
The Russian based that infuriates all r/chess troons
>>513148768
>Why?
Because you won't get high if you don't, anyway memorizing a couple of openings doesn't take away any fun. If you really like chess you will learn them, if you are a casualomo 99% of us will not.

>>513149645
Puzzles are not generally higher than 1600 in things like Lichess Puzzle Storm for example. Its all thanks to the access to AI and cheats that people have inflated the ELO. There are some telltale signs they are a cheater tbfh.

>>513149861
https://chesstempo.com/chess-tactics/ try these puzzles they are good. These are not like throw a bunch of checks and get a candy.

>>513136768 (OP)
You are the one guy in all these movies that play chess in the park? (mostly it's Central Park)
And the most time it's with one homeless black guy? Wooow. It's a HONOR to meet you.

>>513144864
>377
>and that was mostly by typhus

>>513148670
You know nothing about chess. Grandmaster games go 20 moves deep in theory, but low rated games reach never-before-played positions by like move 6. You can't progress to 2000 ELO by memorization. Under 1500, studying theory is useless because your opponents don't know theory. After that, all you need is to know maybe 5-10 moves of the most popular lines in your opening repertoir.

>>513149861
puzzle storm puzzles are supposed to be simple tactics. it wouldn't make sense to have rich, complicated puzzles for that format.

>>513136768 (OP)
Thousands of games and you're 1000 elo???

>>513149240
Yes it is.

You lose your queen because you're an idiot, your position is atrocious, and instead of accepting the loss, you force the match on.
Every time you move, you're basically saying
>are you retarded enough to make a mistake?

>>513137209
>elo

>>513143882
Yes, followed by calling the person a nigger.

>>513151056
You're retarded. There are various ways to react after doing something dumb like blundering a queen.

1. Play better with your other pieces and potentially win
2. Force the clock to run out and win
3. Force a draw
4. Cry like a smelly jeet and abandon game

>>513140854
Lichess has 0 cheat detection because it's run by a French FOSS tard that has no resources to create a good anti-cheat detector algo.
Chess.cum on the other hand is run by a money-loving (((entrepeneur))) who do have these rrsources so yeah their detection software is probably a lot better.
But cheating detection is always easy when your opponent cheat stupidly but more difficult if he cheats more intelligently. Some top players like Fabiano Caruana believes it's impossible to detect if used sparsingly and intelligently.
In other words: Online (and soon OTB as well) Chess is dead and should only be played for fun.

>>513153444

Being a single piece up means anyone above 2k just resigns. There is no point, it's a matter of respect. You believe your opponent won't blunder, and even if he does, neither of you deserve the win, so you should both resign.

Being a few points down I agree isn't the end all, but anything above two pawns, unless there is a considerable board advantage, should mean you resign or abandon and let your opponent have his well deserved win.

>>513136768 (OP)
>Be me
>1900 elo
>launch Chess.com
>play a 1900 Swede
>lose 13 elo
>play an 1800 Spaniard
>win 11 elo
>both good games
>get matched with 1700 jeet
>"HALLO SAR HAVE GOOD GAME"
>plays like a 2800
>fucker is cheating
>they "win"
>lose 31 elo
>pull up post-game stats
>every move is the perfect counter
>every move is made in exactly 8 seconds
>report him
>start new game
>matched with a 1600 jeet
>"HALLO SAR HAVE GOOD GAME"
Every. Fucking. Time. There's 4 billion of these fuckers and every single one of these fuckers cheats. Never trust a jeet.

>>513136768 (OP)
surprised they arent just using AI to play for them

>>513137370
>I fucking hate playing with indians
Based, playing with indians is like

>90% attempt scholar's mate, alien gambit, some other meme opening
>9% using stockfish
>offer draw when they're in a losing position
>abandon game
>disconnect

There should be an option to block indians.

>>513136768 (OP)
I once played multiplayer chess on an airplane for the first time in my life and was ridiculed by a child unbeknown to him I was seated behind him.

I lost 30 games. My girlfriend was in hysterics by game 10.
>he’s so baaaad
>WHY WHY WOULD HE DO THAT
as I tried not to seethe.

>>513151536
If I only had a fucking dollar for every time I said
>ok fine but you are still a nigger

>>513136768 (OP)
>I picture them crying and tossing their phone into a pile of shit nearby everytime it happens
I don't think they do this at all. They just enjoy a tall glass of hot piss, perhaps with some lemos drops, and join the next gaem

I have 152 IQ but I’m not very good at chess because memorizing stuff is gay and theory sounds boring.

I just play the board state. It’s fun.

>>513156412
> Multiplayer chess on an airplane
Sounds dangerous

>>513146351
>YOU MUST NOW REDEEM THE TAKEBACK SAAR

>>513155926
I would feel wrong to cheat and win. Like what's the point of that? It's not really you winning, you're just lying to yourself. It's never even crossed my mind to do it.

>>513136768 (OP)
>Oy vey, some Indian won some big chess tournament, quick schlomo slap together a thread with a screenshot of a chess game proving Indians can't play chess, the goyim will surely believe us!

>>513156296
I agree with your lived experience.

>>513136965
>>513148885
ALL FUCKING JEETS MUST FUCKING HANG

>>513157585
It’s like watching one of those retarded birds that mimics it’s prey. Except this dodo is really retarded because it can’t sense it is the prey.

>>513157431
They are subhuman incapable of rationalizing this concept. Same with chinks kikes and nigs.

>>513157698
The JIDF kikes have become fully retarded since October 7th

>>513157684
>there’s a miniature hanging in the next room with a miniature hammock next to it
Fucking hell my senses are dulled by gore sites. Giggled at this.

>>513136768 (OP)
chess is a game for irl play playing it online takes away like 50% of the fun.

>>513157585
> be a jeet slave
> preferred golem class of the jews
> hurr durr OP is a kike attacking us honorable brahmins by posting his recent game!

Indians make me sick.

>>513157684
I got banned from chess.com for sending 'all jeets will hang' to every jeet just after aborting the game.
I was playing again in about 20 seconds they can't do shit.

we can still find common ground with pajeets in the belief that chess is interesting. poop springs eternal

>>513158338
Lol nice I've been banned a few times for sending Pissraelis "fk pi$$rael" right before checkm8

>>513158054
I agree. I have. A buddy that wants to play online but he will only play two ways: blitz or no timer (and he won’t make a move for like 30+ minutes)

I just want him to be actually present and focused on the game without it always degenerating into a clock fight.

i have a black pawn pill for u guys
chess is a prison game
like cards, dice, tic tac toe, rock paper scissors... it's an activity you pursue when options are very limited, and you can improvise your equipment. the fact that there are faberge bejeweled chess sets doesn't change this. it's a busy mind game, something to take your mind off the reality of your situation: your options for recreational activities are very limited.
give any western child a choice between chess and an open door, guess what happens. in third world hellscapes that's not so much the case.
so a westerner who takes chess seriously is telegraphing a couple of things
>sheltered and/deprived
>anxious to prove something about a narrow range of cognitive ability
maybe you're just autistic and the checkerboard calculations soothe you, and you feel cozy in that little grid with that familiar cast of characters that always move the same ways.
that's fine, i don't want to take that away from anybody.
i am js it's squarely aligned with pajeets
enjoy your chess

>>513159521
I think there's truth to this, that's why I play during my work hours.

>>513159521
“Serious” chess falls squarely here, but casual fuck around chess where players understand the rules but haven’t memorized openings or studied games is a fun way to spend time with people you care about. That’s how it was meant to be played. When Napoleon sat down to play chess, he didn’t have a catalog of thousands of lines of play in his head.

>>513161196
that's the white pawn pill on the other hand. yes, any game you treat this way, as a trivial pursuit, with people you want to be around, is wholesome and beyond my reproach.
play with your family, friends, etc. don't win every time you know how to win. don't use goddamn machine learning assistance or whatever pajeety shit is bound to happen online.
>it's a fuckin game you fuckin pajeets

the one time it's actually a game they treat it like their life and death birthright. but all your systems and institutions can be played like games for profit

>>513138140
>misses chance to repeat morphy's opera house game
the west has fallen