Thread 513235542

Ugly or handsome, We all have done horrific things in desperation for the plap. Women so repulsive. your brain has stuffed it in the dark forgotten corners of your memory. Confess. He who has gone lowest will earn the title supreme plapjak.

Also jannies, this is about the current sexual market value of men, therefore political.

>>513235542 (OP)
I committed a plapping once. She wasn't a "my 700 lb life" candidate, but she did ask ashamedly if I was ok with her body when she undressed. The sex was ok and she said she had to go do something right afterwards, so I went home and played dota or something.
And before you guys grab your pitchforks about skewing their standards, I was getting no ass. This was maybe 8 years or so ago though. I got bored of trying and became an alcoholic instead, then went schizo

>>513235542 (OP)
i would rather not plap than to plap an uggo

>>513235542 (OP)
I'm a virgin, and proud of it. I will never settle for anything lower than God.

I dated a serially cheating single mother for 5 years

>>513235542 (OP)
Was maybe one beer a way from nailing a broad who had to go to her mother's funeral the next day. Turns out her ex and her two kids were with her, in the same fucking bar that she was hitting on me. I found this out when an 11 year old girl came up to us, crying, and said to her "you're embarrassing our father". I never got so un-horny, so fast, in my life. Oh yeah went off topic - I fucked a fatty once, it was the end of the night, the bar was closing and I was SOL. My friends had left for the night and no one knew me, at this bar, so I had deniability.

>>513235542 (OP)
Am kissless, hand-holdless virgin.
So to answer your question; I haven't.

>>513235542 (OP)
I miss my plapjack FWB, she was nice and ate my ass constantly. Too bad she moved for work, kept her lease so I could crash at her old apartment which was nice of her. She even said she'd give me a kid, but I don't want kids fren.

>>513235542 (OP)
My first time
>20 years old
>think there's something wrong with being a 20 year old virgin at the time
>desperate to lose v card
>end up hooking up with a beastly 42 year old land whale with greasy hair I met off of craigslist
>she's literally twice my size, both taller and wider
>single mom, her 23 year old son is literally in the next room playing league of legends.
>she's stick, smells like cheap candles and has a pile of empty pill bottles on her nightstand.
>she puts on really jarring hair metal from the 80's
>ask her to please turn it off as its killing what little mood there is
>cum inside her 3 times
>ask to use her shower immediately after
>realise nothing has changed
>a few years later she starts messaging me again begging me to fuck her again

>>513236390
Sounds like she needed it too.
>>513236469
>>513236511
Respectable.
>>513236520
I understand, there's a lesson in self respect in there.
>>513237071
Men are often the emphatic ones. 2nd story: classic plapping scenario, by the end of the night even chads are gunning for Fatty's.

>>513235542 (OP)
I have fucked men, I have fucked negresses. I have fucked them without condoms and enjoyed it

I had a 5 year dry spell. Age fraud on tinder to get a zoomer. Needed a win and she gave it to me. Then I got her to drop the pharma drugs and goyslop, brought her to the gym, she lost the weight and I married her.

>>513235542 (OP)
I've plapped things you people wouldn't believe

I actually enjoy fat chicks. Probably because I grew up in the south. I know it's weird but I don't care. For me it isn't lowering my standards to fuck a fatty, I prefer them.

Never.
Losers who settle for fatties and uggos should be put through a woochdipper feet first.

>>513235542 (OP)
>We all have done horrific things in desperation for the plap.
Speak for yourself, degenerate.

>>513235542 (OP)
I have plapped many a jak in the fever of my sin. I have wetted my end in many a sow's yeasty cavern. I married a plap, and, upon realizing she was a frigid and godless sow, I plapped on the side. I have a triple digit body count now, but it has profited me nothing. My 20s are gone. I have learned how to speak charmingly to women, and ive recently been pulling baddies who are unaware of the beasts who have come before them.

I paid a prostitute once. It was a chink stripper with huge tits. It was during my lowest of years. Don't pay for sex, bros.

Cant relate this this an meme because i only ever plapped girls that I found at least somewhat attractive and they were never fat. Some rejected me last minute though which is also embarassing.

>>513235542 (OP)
I paid a fat chick $350 to suck farts out of her asshole (we both loved it).

>>513237906
Define "age fraud" and what you did on tinder to accomplish this. I look young for being 40 and could pass for much younger do to being slim and healthy. I too would like to date zoomer girls.

>>513237129
I’ll smack your ass if u want

>>513238679
Yeah yeah I know. I just chalk it up to being young dumb and full of cum. I have a pretty healthy sex life now.