Thread 513329128

Why is everyone obsessed with clippy all of the sudden?

>>513329128 (OP)
also curious

Zoomies being envious of the absolute shittiest aspects of 90s culture

>>513329128 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Dtmpe9qaQ

>>513329128 (OP)
It started with this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Dtmpe9qaQ&ab_channel=LouisRossmann

This guy rocks. Take no shit and always stands up for what's fair and right.

>>513329128 (OP)
Some guy on YouTube made it a symbol of protest against anti consumer practices in tech
All these different systems are being made that actively make your life worse and we've reached the point where it's kinda just expected and tolerated. A harsh contrast against Clippy, which was once considered the most annoying thing and its only purpose was to help.

>>513329927
I appreciate the sentiment but why does its face have to be Clippy? Why not Uncle Ted?

>>513330817
reddit slacktivism

Always online DRM was a mistake.
Live service videogames were a mistake.
Constant user verification was a mistake.
Allowing Indians in the tech sector was a mistake.
Allowing trannies in the tech sector was a mistake.
Allowing women in the tech sector was a mistake.

You extrapolate from one clickbait video that "everyone" is obsessed with an obsolete micro meme

>>513329927
>>513330817
It’s Louis Rossman and he chose chippy because it embassies the disconnect between the technocrats and real ppl. Clippy was a huge mistake that arose from their fundamental misunderstanding of the users

>>513329128 (OP)
wish I had the coathanger parody for this occasion

>>513329128 (OP)
Probably them also threatening to circumcise all the goyim/ Or referencing control of your life being like your dick being "clipped"

>>513329128 (OP)
Built for BBC.

>>513331743
>clippy
>snipping tool
>micro soft

>>513329128 (OP)
today i learned clippy is much less modest than i remember

all of *a* sudden, esl faggot

>>513329128 (OP)
Its a symbol of protest against big techs current practices of always shilling some product at you, pushing some subscription upon you, and invasive monitoring you to sell your data at all times. It wasn't always like this.

>>513329128 (OP)
I think it's because clippy was useless and counter helpful and always suggested retarded shit and was forced hard and always in your face, much like AI is forced hard today and mostly useless/wrong

>>513332128
>AI is forced hard today and mostly useless/wrong
oh my sweet summer child, you haven't seen AI boobies in action.

>>513330817
Because more people will put a profile pic of Clippy up than there are people who know uncle Ted.

>>513334327
Looks fucking retarded, kys

>>513329701
>>513329755
(((Rossman)))
Holy Jew

>>513335042
it looks amazing. how does it look retarded
>inb4 no reasons given and this question remains unanswered.

>>513329128 (OP)
I don't know any of these YouTubers people keep mentioning in different current things

>>513335098
It looks uncanny, unnatural, tits don't work like that
I'd rather see a real woman's real tits instead of this unnatural fake garbage

>>513329128 (OP)
jews, namely rossman and ross, man.

>>513335107
www.youtube.com is a site started in 2005 that allowed users to upload their own videos for others to view. People who upload content on the site are referred to as "youtubers" and you should check out that site and watch some stuff, you might find something you like.

>>513335155
it looks perfectly natural and yes tits work like that. AI knows, because it was trained to show tits working by other videos of tits working like that. Retard.

>>513329128 (OP)
also, just joined iracing and everything associated with it is monthly subs. im sick of not being able to buy anything once.

>>513335090
he is surprisingly not jewish
he is a good person.

>>513335393
>>513335393
he absolutely is jewish, he said so before.

>>513334327
Those tits suck. Can it draw tits that don’t look like plastic balls?

>>513335090
Louis Rossman is a Jew who wants to genocide white people, but he is right about consumer right to repair.

>>513330817
It's a historical contrast between old annoying adware that wanted to help, but didn't really, and the modern Palantir surveillance state that actively weaponizes computers against you.

Piracy is an issue that is philosophically solved. It's not stealing, and mostly people who wouldn't pay anyways pirate. Now they are doing >>513331068

Microsoft Pluton = hardware DRM to BAN YOU FROM THE INTERNET.
Microsoft Recall = microsoft using YOUR electricity to spy on you and analyze your data, for them

etc etc. Business is the new 4th branch of the US government, and "doesn't need to respect your constitutional rights."

>>513334327
Degenerate coomer trash.

>>513335155
Here's some more, for you to make your inauthentic observations about. I suspect you are gay, hence why you don't know boobs. More people should be obsessed with AI instead of clippy.

>>513335479
That's an actual girl

>>513335479
You download comfyUI, generate an image using realmondAI-SDG or pony realism, then animate with wan 2.2

>>513329128 (OP)
How do zoomers even know he is?

>>513329128 (OP)
that is so fucked hahahaha whats wrong with people

>>513335534
stop trying to convince normalfaggots how good AI porn is getting; they don't deserve it.

>>513335534
real life equivelant
https://www.xvideos.com/video.huemp4033/milena_velba_-_walkwmil

>>513335752
They noped out at will smith eating spaghetti and still say shit like "6 fingers lol amirite?"

This clippy shit is just another version of Kony 2012

>>513329128 (OP)
Because Louis Rossman has intractable track record of destroying faggots

>>513331068
>>513331366
This.

>>513331366
>Clippy was a huge mistake that arose from their fundamental misunderstanding of the users
Can you explain with more detail and historical context?

>>513335443
He's not a practicing jew

>>513336614
>Hi it looks like you're fifteen pages into your dissertation
>can I offer to do something only a waterbrained boomer retard would need done for them?

>>513337342
The most annoying thing is that they didn't have a button that said "I never want to hear from Clippy again".
He could be disabled but you had to dig for how to do it IIRC.
It's like they thought that even if you had closed Clippy 200 times, the 201st time might be when you say "Wow, I never knew I needed a pivot table before, but now I know! Thanks, Clippy!"
He was still easier to get rid of than Microsoft Copilot or any Windows 11 spyware, I am sure.

>>513335090
Fuck you, he is our Jew.

>>513329701
>>513329755
>Some faggot on a microphone with an opinion
I hate that this is the current zeitgeist

>>513329128 (OP)
Ah neat! The new Moonman just dropped!

>>513338451
you just had to go to options, desktop assistant, off
it was that easy you fuckin' retard
but the best part was getting CUSTOM clippy with naked sluts spreading their fishholes
heyyy! do you need any help with that?
then they became actual extra programs outside office, like a whore tamagotchi on your desktop
and then that fucking purple gorilla came

Performative nostalgia

>>513339114
It's not nostalgia for a crappy annoying popup, it's nostalgia for *only* an anoyying popup. Now we are going full speed ahead into 1984 Peter Thiel faggot HIV suveilance state ran by Alex Karp, the filthy kike,.

>>513335865
of course real life equivalent hucow's travel in packs. Where?

>>513339251
Government should mandate a dating service for women who want breast reductions. If you want a reduction it's a 2 year wait with 2, 1 hour dates, per week.

>>513339051
Ok, maybe I was just lazy and put up with Clippy longer than I should have. It has been a while.
I never heard of slut Clippy or the purple gorilla lol

>>513335570
You're an actual Pajeet

>>513335529
>who wants to genocide white people
PROOFS?

>>513331366
>Clippy was a huge mistake that arose from their fundamental misunderstanding of the users
the misunderstanding was users of corpos real nature

>>513329128 (OP)
nobody cares, it's corpo propaganda

>>513339368
well slut clippy you had to download extra files and install them where the rest of the helpers were, like the dogess (bitch) and I don't remember what others, I think a basketball or somesuch, there were like 10 in the original
and a lot of freeware idiocy
I remember one that would do baldur's gate tracks
it would pop up
>would you like to go for the eyes (Y/N)
and if you clicked yes it'd scream
GO FOR THE EYES BOOOOOO GO FOR THE EEEEEEEEEEEYEEES
https://youtu.be/X8lLruVR2zQ

>>513339529
Reminder Intel MINIX is the most widely deployed OS in the world. It's almost exclusively used for spying on you and injecting malware from over the internet. The dev has received $0 from Intel.

>>513329927
MORE H1B SAAAR

>>513335752
nobody is impressed by the slop you're posting, ranjeet

Stop fucking with Clippy. Leave him to die in the memories of those that experienced early MS office.

>>513339621
Intel is Israeli trash. You can be 100% sure that every single Intel processor is being completely monitored by Mossad

>>513335090
He's an honourary gentile

>>513334327
I don't give a shit. I could beat my dick in a few minutes to fucking floor tiles like tile anon if I was really committed to it and be done with it. Even if i wanted AI tiddies it doesn't mean I've got to have that garbage shoved down my throat in 2 dozen other ways the other 23 hours and 45 minutes of the day.

>>513329128 (OP)
Clippy is funny

>>513329128 (OP)
because he's clippy, not cloudy.

>>513339951
AMD too, with their PSP "security" system.