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A frog walks into a bank to get a loan. He walks over to the bank teller--her name's Whack (nametag says Whack).
Frog: "Yes, I'd like to get a loan."

Teller: "A loan? But you're a frog. I don't think we can do that."

Frog: "Well, it's really important that I get this loan...anything you can do will help."

Teller: "Well, idk...what's your name?"

Frog: "Kermit."

Teller: "Kermit the Frog? But you don't look anything like Kermit the Frog!"

Frog: "No, no. I was named after him. My full name's Kermit Jagger. You see, my mother's a frog and my father's Mick Jagger. He fucked a frog, and, well, now I'm here.
But anyway, I'd really like to get a loan, for a lilypad."

Teller: "I see. Well since you've got no credit, it'll be difficult to get you a loan. Do you have anything you can leave as collateral?"

Frog: "Yes. I think I have something that will work."

He reaches into his frog pocket and pulls out a tiny pink elephant made of porcelain. He holds it up to examine it for a moment. The teller looks at it, puzzled. Finally he hands it to her. (Her first name's Patti.)

Teller: "Uh...I'm not sure. I'll have to talk to the bank manager about this."

Teller (to manager): "Hey, we've got a Kermit Jagger out here. His mother's a frog and his father's Mick Jagger. He wants to get a loan for a lilypad but all he has for collateral is this." (holds up pink elephant)

Manager: (pauses, looking at the elephant) "What it that?" (takes it in his hand to examine) "What is this?"

After some time, he looks at her.

"Why, this is a Knick Knack, Patti Whack! Give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rollin Stone!"

>>213999081
>comparing a guy who lost a dare vs your nation's sacred religious ritual

>>513329128
I don't know any of these YouTubers people keep mentioning in different current things

>>60787776
Moodeng is the obvious play

They always flag my cock and balls when I go through the x ray machine at the airport so I have to get a pat down. Does this mean I have a big dick or is everyone that works in TSA a huge faggot?

>>60688966
When was the last true French military victory you fucking baguette and quiche-eating retarded faggot ? Napoleon ? Y'all have routed in literally every major battle since, and you're lucky you haven't been in any large-scale conflicts with a near or stronger power

Faggot

Now that the bull run has started, when would it be a good idea to start cashing out?

>>531498974
no kys

>>60635332
one off.
still wagwi.

>>212514003
ma mica da me infatti

nic mi się kurwa nie chce
w waszym mieście gminnym?

>>60582464
This sounds like something a faggot Redditor would say, but anyway: You must be fun at parties

>>18109847
Yes.

>>18104423
>tfw Nicolas Cage is playing John Madden in a biopic
What.

>only 16 days left before All In
Time motherfucking flies

>>713306051
MOOOOOOOOODS.
There will be absolutely ZERO on topic discussion in this thinly veiled /pol/ thread.
I hope you realize this and take appropriate counter measures.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Clair Obscure did this

>>713280976
why do bad things happen to good people?

>>713204595
I suggest y'all start talking to women.
This is getting embarassing...

I don't think you want to live in the fallout world

>>60505301
Nigga I'm saying hedge fund operators and people with access to big money invested in crypto haven't gotten the memo yet, no retards like you and me faggot

>>507152388
did he just call me the m word

I haven't even played anything past Gta San Andreas