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This is literally your last opportunity to get out of altcoins. The bitcoin pump got rejected so badly today, this is always a precursor to further downward price action. Alts are down a ton if you bought in near the top, but you can still salvage what you have left. Imagine the smell when bitcoin drops to 90k support. I'm trying to help you anon, screencap this
>/biz/ -business & finance
>not a single user works in finance
>not a single user has ever run a business
>not a single user works in finance
>not a single user has ever run a business
cioè ma vi rendete conto che ogni città medio-grande europea è una merda per colpa di negri e marroni? come siamo arrivati a questo?
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A frog walks into a bank to get a loan. He walks over to the bank teller--her name's Whack (nametag says Whack).
Frog: "Yes, I'd like to get a loan."
Teller: "A loan? But you're a frog. I don't think we can do that."
Frog: "Well, it's really important that I get this loan...anything you can do will help."
Teller: "Well, idk...what's your name?"
Frog: "Kermit."
Teller: "Kermit the Frog? But you don't look anything like Kermit the Frog!"
Frog: "No, no. I was named after him. My full name's Kermit Jagger. You see, my mother's a frog and my father's Mick Jagger. He fucked a frog, and, well, now I'm here.
But anyway, I'd really like to get a loan, for a lilypad."
Teller: "I see. Well since you've got no credit, it'll be difficult to get you a loan. Do you have anything you can leave as collateral?"
Frog: "Yes. I think I have something that will work."
He reaches into his frog pocket and pulls out a tiny pink elephant made of porcelain. He holds it up to examine it for a moment. The teller looks at it, puzzled. Finally he hands it to her. (Her first name's Patti.)
Teller: "Uh...I'm not sure. I'll have to talk to the bank manager about this."
Teller (to manager): "Hey, we've got a Kermit Jagger out here. His mother's a frog and his father's Mick Jagger. He wants to get a loan for a lilypad but all he has for collateral is this." (holds up pink elephant)
Manager: (pauses, looking at the elephant) "What it that?" (takes it in his hand to examine) "What is this?"
After some time, he looks at her.
"Why, this is a Knick Knack, Patti Whack! Give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rollin Stone!"
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A frog walks into a bank to get a loan. He walks over to the bank teller--her name's Whack (nametag says Whack).
Frog: "Yes, I'd like to get a loan."
Teller: "A loan? But you're a frog. I don't think we can do that."
Frog: "Well, it's really important that I get this loan...anything you can do will help."
Teller: "Well, idk...what's your name?"
Frog: "Kermit."
Teller: "Kermit the Frog? But you don't look anything like Kermit the Frog!"
Frog: "No, no. I was named after him. My full name's Kermit Jagger. You see, my mother's a frog and my father's Mick Jagger. He fucked a frog, and, well, now I'm here.
But anyway, I'd really like to get a loan, for a lilypad."
Teller: "I see. Well since you've got no credit, it'll be difficult to get you a loan. Do you have anything you can leave as collateral?"
Frog: "Yes. I think I have something that will work."
He reaches into his frog pocket and pulls out a tiny pink elephant made of porcelain. He holds it up to examine it for a moment. The teller looks at it, puzzled. Finally he hands it to her. (Her first name's Patti.)
Teller: "Uh...I'm not sure. I'll have to talk to the bank manager about this."
Teller (to manager): "Hey, we've got a Kermit Jagger out here. His mother's a frog and his father's Mick Jagger. He wants to get a loan for a lilypad but all he has for collateral is this." (holds up pink elephant)
Manager: (pauses, looking at the elephant) "What it that?" (takes it in his hand to examine) "What is this?"
After some time, he looks at her.
"Why, this is a Knick Knack, Patti Whack! Give the frog a loan! His old man's a Rollin Stone!"
>>513329128
I don't know any of these YouTubers people keep mentioning in different current things
I don't know any of these YouTubers people keep mentioning in different current things
>>60787776
Moodeng is the obvious play
Moodeng is the obvious play
They always flag my cock and balls when I go through the x ray machine at the airport so I have to get a pat down. Does this mean I have a big dick or is everyone that works in TSA a huge faggot?
>>60688966
When was the last true French military victory you fucking baguette and quiche-eating retarded faggot ? Napoleon ? Y'all have routed in literally every major battle since, and you're lucky you haven't been in any large-scale conflicts with a near or stronger power
Faggot
When was the last true French military victory you fucking baguette and quiche-eating retarded faggot ? Napoleon ? Y'all have routed in literally every major battle since, and you're lucky you haven't been in any large-scale conflicts with a near or stronger power
Faggot
Now that the bull run has started, when would it be a good idea to start cashing out?
>>531498974
no kys
no kys
>>212514003
ma mica da me infatti
ma mica da me infatti
nic mi się kurwa nie chce
w waszym mieście gminnym?
w waszym mieście gminnym?
>>60582464
This sounds like something a faggot Redditor would say, but anyway: You must be fun at parties
This sounds like something a faggot Redditor would say, but anyway: You must be fun at parties
>>18109847
Yes.
Yes.
>only 16 days left before All In
Time motherfucking flies
Time motherfucking flies
>>713306051
MOOOOOOOOODS.
There will be absolutely ZERO on topic discussion in this thinly veiled /pol/ thread.
I hope you realize this and take appropriate counter measures.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
MOOOOOOOOODS.
There will be absolutely ZERO on topic discussion in this thinly veiled /pol/ thread.
I hope you realize this and take appropriate counter measures.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Clair Obscure did this
>>713280976
why do bad things happen to good people?
why do bad things happen to good people?
I don't think you want to live in the fallout world
>>60505301
Nigga I'm saying hedge fund operators and people with access to big money invested in crypto haven't gotten the memo yet, no retards like you and me faggot
Nigga I'm saying hedge fund operators and people with access to big money invested in crypto haven't gotten the memo yet, no retards like you and me faggot
>>507152388
did he just call me the m word
did he just call me the m word
I haven't even played anything past Gta San Andreas