Thread 18102324

IT'S STILL TIFFY TIME EDITION
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>>18102324 (OP)
FIVE TOES
ONE WORD
UH UH

Tiffeet time

smackdown back down to 2 hours lol

tiffy is so fucking boring bro. and shes not even hot. who the fuck sees something in her? is it haitch? is it

I miss my wife.

EVEN THROUGH THE DARKEST DAYS

kek based saudis know cena is the heel unlike obese subhuman smarks who still cheer cena when he calls them retards

>>18102366
All he had to do was apologize for the tweet and they love him again kek

>>18102350
Haram

Cena is about to shoot on Punk apologizing for the tweet.

>>18102370
this
americans are cuckolds

was Cena in Saudi before? can't remember

those heels are nice

BASIC THUGANOMICS

Good fucking lord

humiliation ritual

KEK

CM THUG

kek

HOLY BASED

>>18102372
Which is pathetic. They should have him kill a tranny. Anything else is unsufficient.

what the

LMFAO

I hope Chez gets beheaded in Saudi

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING BASED

who the fuck book this shit

>drug free
what a bitch

WHAT

What the sausage?

humiliation ritual

KEK WTF?

Humiliation ritual

you just know that figure is going to sell well

Basic chezanomics

FUCK THE CUBS

A Motorola logo?

he dressed as Jeff after the steel cage match so it's not a first

I can't believe this is happening am I fucking high what the fuck

LET
HIM
COOK

I'M MARKING OUT

Cena lookin flabbergasted

rimes on fire brother

This segment

Bro is cookin fr

this nigga punk drunk

>making fun of his bald spot
stop not funny

MOM'S SPAGHETTI

Holy shit he's stumbling over his words now.

>>18102445
nia please annihilate me

This nigga about to bust out photoshop images on the titantron in a minute

>>18102453
stfu baldie

BETTER FIND A PS3

he stole that one from codester

>>18102324 (OP)
this is illegal is saudi arabia

Punk won me over with that. Hope he wins.

>punk rapping better than cena
can't believe it

you're too old for this, punk sorry

Crowd is white hot for Punk.

This is the only appropriate response to John ripping of the pipebomb

so cena says nothing?

this is the power of a single apology now every towel head is marking out for CM Punk

Reeeeeeeeeeeee my links have been down the entire time! REEEEEEEEE

Keep it up my nigga!

I cant believe you guys actually thought they would boo Punk because of a tweet from 6 years ago, that no non-smark fans even knew about

he did it again

that was like a Vince segment

cena is gonna kill that nigga tomorrow

>>18102499
it felt like it yeah it was nice

>>18102495
They were on his ass at the press conference. They were pressing him until he apologized.

>>18102495
It was their PDS that made them delusional.

>The Lashley's sisters segment has more replies that this
Grim

pretty cool for the last parade in the last Punk vs Cena feud, hopefully this isn't the last interaction they'll have before Cena retires

>>18102493
>>18102499
Vince would've really enjoyed that kek

this is the worst cm punk promo ive ever seen

GUYS WHAT A BASED SEGMENT AMIRITE

Smack time almost working bros.
Then
Now
Forever
Together

I've heard this was a good episode

FOREVER

LETS FUCKING GOOOO SMACKCHADS

Smackdown tape delayed yall

>>18102445
Can't even lie

I forgot it was taped

gigapop for the white woman

you are gay and have 0 friends and 0 life my guy

>>18104089
To be honest it is probably better to watch it this way. The live feed went out for the people watching it so they missed half the show.

So many brown peoole. Do Americans really?

Skin tight outfit night, I love it, too bad we can't see liv

they like giulia because she is brown like them

>>18104100
They're not in America, dumbass.

>>18104100
'd 'o
america is very brown and muslim. The King of New York is a muslim/jeet hybrid.

I kinda want a labubu

>>18104098
I'm not gay, I'm straight.

Sooo many Amerimutts in the audience lmao burgers are cooked.

doin it for the culture my gggg

NIGGER!

>>18104114
They're kinda cute

>>18104126
You're kinda cute

IM THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME

WHOOOOAAAAAAH

jey is intentionally doing bad spears now

Damn that stage is huge

WRESTLING HAS MORE THAN ONE BLACK CHAMPION
THERE'S MELANIN
IN HIS SOUL
NEGRO ICON CODY RHODES!
DOIN IT FOR THE CULTURE MY G

HIS FATHER SAID
BLACKER THE BERRY
THE SWEETER IS THE JUIIIIIIICE
SWEEEETAA

CODY RAHEEM RHODES
ONE OF MY FAVORITE NEGROES
WHEN CODY STARTS
RACISM ENDS
WAKANDA'S LEADER

>>18104128
t-thank you...

joe tess protesting saudi shows because he knows he couldn't get sucked off in the kingdom

AEWchad here.


I could spoil everything. But I wont. Unless...


If you drones promise to stop consolewarring, I will NOT post spoilers.


Let's call a truce.

I didn't know Smackdown was in Minnesota

>>18104118
WAKANAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm so sick of these tusken raider shows

>>18104144
i never console war anyway i'm not a homo that takes his favorite wrestling company on as a part of his identity

>>18104141
LOL based tessslut.

randal has to show this fucking twerp cody what AURA really means

I love when Randy wears sweatpants. I want to be his urinal so bad it hurts.

I hear camels calling

>>18104144
I don't think that will work. Anyone watching likely knows all the results. WWE themselves spoiled one of them.

>>18104144
I watch AEW too, I just enjoy wrestling. Consolewarring is for fags.

>WWE shows are all about the singalong bullshit now
Dire.

>>18104161
>>18104151
Please stop making fun of AEW

10 minutes in and there has been 0 wrestling

Why do fat muslim boys look Mexican??

>>18104170
I like AEW

Reminder

I have a shoot fetish for fat gross ugly men. I legit get turned on thinking about sweaty Paul Heyman dominate me and giving me a naked stinkface

10 minutes of nothing

>>18104172
Shaping up to be an all time great show

>>18104168
Americans being dead crowd bastards and trying to justify it is always funny

>>18104180
you don't mean that

>>18104114
Oh so that's what those little dolls Jade has are called? I think Anna Jay likes them too.

>>18104180
The unspeakable horror

>>18104190
No one likes them more than Rhea. She's borderline autistic about them.

>>18104183
Because when you actually win an American crowd over it means something.

holy KWAB

Will the Jews false flag tomorrow

TECHNICAL DIFFICULTIES GOING OVER

Lost media Smackdown

i'm rooting for randy and asuka

Kek this is so scuffed

TECHNICAL ISSUES CHADS WE EATING GOOD

technical difficulties led to more kino shots

>>18104204
sloppy shop

>THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE
SLIPPY SHOP

lmao this is ghetto but it's kino

>>18104204
Did they not cut that shit from the replay?

>Literal ringside footage
The ghetto

I'm retarded
So this isn't live? Gay.

actually based desu

This guy is better than Dunn and Lee Fitting

this is what it would be like if Micheal Bay was in charge of the WWE cameras

I don't mind this at all

is randy gonna rape cody?

Even without technical difficulties, this is a terrible fucking promo lmao

Is this a fucking found footage movie

Randy turning himself into the "wife guy" is ridiculous

Are they using iPhone footage?

I've been watching The Shield and this is how that's shot

>>18104221
yep today is taped
NEXT WEEK'S smackdown is also taped... they are giving the slaves 4th of july off. monday's raw will be a double taping

What this promo needs is an inamura run in

>>18104197
>Because when you actually win an American crowd over it means something
Truth nuke

Honestly like the cinematic look

um actually cody it's 31 championships not 30

They should do this for Raw and SD every week. This is actually kino af. At least, for promos.

>>18104233
Not at all, it's a nice break from their sterile soulless pristine production. This has indie wrestling vibes.

>>18104172
You also forgot the 30 minutes of downtime they had to skip over. So that is 40 minutes.

WWE meets Cloverfield

Why does it look like the pov of a stalker creep cam?

this looks cool but the monkeys hooting in the background is really distracting

Terrible promo desu

>>18104262
>found footage WWE show
Please don't give them ideas

>>18104247
Evil fucking company

>>18104197
>the gay American crowds with constant "WHAT" shit and recently desperately trying to ape the energy of the Euros should be won over
lmao

>>18104218
They put a disclaimer up explaining the technical difficulties.
Shades of when they had to put a message up on TNT a few weeks back when Black Adam cancelled Collision early. Kek!

I feel like I'm watching those TNA backstage segments with the stalker camera

Randy can be the king of my o ring if you know what I mean

Based solo

What happened to Tama Tonga?

I fucking hate Samoans

how come samoan guys look like FtM troons if they aren't really hot?

>>18104291
Tonga loa?

THEY TALKIN WRESTLING FIGS I PUT THAT IN MY ASS

Imagine if the whole show had to be broadcast with that fancam style

>>18104291
>>18104297
both injured

>>18104277
You have an inferiority complex towards Americans, we get it.

>>18104277
WHAT? is a true gauge of overness, I'm afraid.

Watch AEW.


Or else.

>>18104301
Would be extremely based

>>18104320
Why do you always post this when Jimmy is on? I don't get it

>>18104315
Yeah you can go ahead and shoot me boss

Lads, remember to join us on picrel.

>>18104315
I'm a based centrist and watch WWE and AEW equally (Raw, Dynamite, SD, Collision)

>>18104327
It's a reference to my >Large William posts whenever Big Bill is on AEDub tv.

>>18104330
Get a life?

>>18104207
Me too!

jeff cobb theme pretty good

>>18104338
Been there done that. Not worth it. I get more fulfillment from shitposting.

Another Tony Chudcliffe comedy night? That's gonna give redditors the 'ick.

JC Potato

>>18104291
he yeyeyeyeyeyeyeeyeyeyeyeye'd himself to death

>>18104348
I'm honestly surprised they're still doing business with him

>>18104354
Its probably a Netflix thing

>>18104350
Many such cases

ANDRADE SWEEP

Is he andrade push finally happening?

jimmy is way better than jey
rikishi why do you favor your jannetty son?

Women shouldn't be allowed at shows

>>18104349
Nigga do be looking spudlike

Collision had a whopping 1.5 threads last night for those keeping score, TNA almost had it

>>18104365
if they paired him with zelina again and never let her wrestle and never made him talk he would be a world champion within a year

>>18104367
Rikishi knows Jey needs the support more kek

>>18104368
>mfw I see a woman at a live professional wrestling television show that is emanating from KSA

>>18104367
Who says I do?

>>18104368
>>18104383
2 based posters

How many chances does Naomi get to fail her cash in?

What was the main event for tonight?

tomato chomper used to be a stone cold killer
now he's a joke character
oh well, i'm sure the writers know what they're doing

>>18104406
Haru and Uta vs. Mizuki and Miu

Madthad is back

WWE TV matches are so bad. They cannot into bangers.

do foreigners watching this on netflix have commercials
americans have commercials

Rikishi here, I like chili dogs shoved down my throat and up my ass at the same time, AMA

>>18104410
Not that, I meant for smackdown. I will however be missing the smackdown main event for that.

>>18104416
>John Madden Naked
Kek

>>18104421
It starts when smackdown ends

GIULIA OWES ME SLOPPY WET BED WENCH SEX

>>18104425
I stick around for based Resident Alien

Where are the Tongans

FAATUUUUUU
>>18104431
Injured

Just tuned in, what matches do we have today

>>18104425
I think it starts 30 minutes before

>>18104423
>tfw Nicolas Cage is playing John Madden in a biopic
What.

Lads, remember to join us on picrel.

they shouldn't turn jacob face
have him and bron just be eternal tweeners and run over everybody

>>18104429
>he watches Resident Alien
Why do people like you exist?

AAA tag belts in Saudi

is big jim bigger than fatu

ciampa is the michaels

Can Fraxiom wrestle a match again?

The SD tag division is DIRE

Is Ciampa standing on something?

>>18104461
it's good

>>18104180
i'm the fattest, grossest, ugliest man on this board

>>18104461
Then what is Raw's?

>>18104454
james is billed at 1 inch taller than fatu but i think they're working fatu's height quite a bit

Please let Giulia beat Zelina

>>18104468
Non-existent

>>18104461
Better than raws tag division

>>18104461
WWE*

just give the belt back to chelsea and redo the whole lineage

Giulia will never get over when she can't even speak better English than Iyo

Exactly
No pop

this goofy midget is a damn snake

Snake shit is dumb

i almost feel bad for zelina.

what is this bitch wearing

>no pop ghoulia
KWAB

This smackdown is honestly unwatchable, im about to just tap out and do something else

Wait night of champions is tomorrow??

>ring announcer's voice echoing in the arena everyone is so quiet
It'd be funny if it weren't so sad

they made a tv show about okada?

>>18104503
My man, I wouldn't blame you. These overseas tape delayed shows are always a drag.

>>18104473
As you wish

Gulia is so forced and I don't even remotely like Vega. What a pointless belt holder both of them

new cena move looks bad

Holy shit I just saw Zelina's entrance. There's 60,000 people dead silent

Heads of State looks litty

>>18104539
giulia ain't getting a much better reception
based saudis only pop for dimes

Giulia got a pop

>>18104537
I couldn't bring myself to watch a movie that didn't play theatrically. That's just wrong.

I dont get the appeal with this gook, and Zelina sucks too.

Who wins this match?

>>18104549
a misquito pop

Giulia is cool, I don't get why she can't get over.

>>18104549
that was another bomb going off in iran

Giulia's theme is based

Again, why does vega keep the belt?

>>18104561
she hasn't actually wrestled very many good matches in WWE so far and obviously can't promo. all she has is aura.
i wanna say being an aura merchant doesn't work for women but it got jade over who is both a worse worker and promo than giulia, and so i really don't know.

wow these chain pins are surprisingly good

>>18102324 (OP)
from the knees down she is surprisingly feminine. 10/10 calves & feet

Can someone explain to me the Saudi thing with women? Why do they need to be in body suits? Is it a religious thing?

>>18104582
women are not allowed to show any skin

>>18104577
she looks way better when they don't make her do the drag queen makeup

>>18104582
They hate women, they probably don't even want to have women's matches at all.

>>18104577
I just don't see the appeal of Tiffy Time.

Zelina's reign was such a fucking disaster, it felt like a here nigga damn moment when she won. It also threw a monkey wrench into Chelsea's gimmick and got her nose broken by the chick in a terrible match. All the while she still comes out to literal crickets.

>>18104582
Women showing skin is gay as fuck

>>18104589
We don't either

WE WUZ KANGS AND SHIET

>>18104592
these midcard women's reigns have showed that it is the wrestler that gets the belt over, not the other way around, which HHH doesn't understand

>>18104582
They don't want what's currently happening in the west right now. In some kind of fucked up way, I kinda respect them for it

>>18104584
I get that but why?

>>18104582
Sand people are pretty much all disgusting women hating rapist types so none of them trust each other or trust them around each others women, so they all force their women to cover up and rarely leave the house to minimize exposure

>>18104606
Just an old religious thing

>>18104606
In their religions, they blame women for being attractive, not themselves for lacking the self-control to not rape

>>18104584
>>18104589
>>18104593
>>18104605
>>18104609
That's so backwards and oppresive, why do women live there then?

BASED GIULIA

>>18104616
Can't just pack up and leave, my guy. That shit is ingrained into their culture.

Yay Giulia won

>>18104616
I believe Saudi gives a monthly stipend to citizens

>>18104627
Imma fap to her if true

Zelina released next week

>>18104616
Cause they were born there and maybe it's hard to leave
the insane thing is that outsider women are forced to comply with the same bullshit when they visit just for safety's sake, like why the fuck even go

jesus fucking christ giulia that knee was terrible

>pops for her move and for the pin
>completely silent afterwards
what's the deal

RIP Zelina. It's so over for her

>>18104635
If only brother, if only

Giulia is not over with me brothers. Would rather seen Zelina retain

>>18104635
melikey blacks ain't gonna like that

>>18104641
She never should taken Chelsea's title

Why don't we get more of micchin?

>>18104616
>why do women live there then?
Because they were born there. Some of them protest but they're not a democracy so they get laughed off. Western women seriously fucking underestimate how good they have it. And yet they still bitch and complain.

>>18104644
they should just give it back to chelsea, zelina wasn't good either

Was this on earlier and people already seen it? Just opened tiktok and seen spoilers

>>18104654
Her husband's in hospice

So these people watch Smackdown and see all the skimpy outfits but they aren't allowed to see the flesh of a woman in real life? And the only reason they're in this shithole is money?

>>18104654
she sucks and could not get over
right now HHH is using her to pretend like there is still a women's tag division but it will be a while before they try to push her in singles again probably

>>18104664
Europe saw it first

>>18104669
>And the only reason they're in this shithole is money?
Yes.

>>18104664
Yes the episode already aired 8 hours ago cause of saudi time. Kind of funny seeing this thread get bumped with "hope guilia wins" posts.
Night of champions is going to be early tomorrow also.

Lads, remember to join us on picrel.

>>18104669
>but they aren't allowed to see the flesh of a woman in real life?
pic related
it's about jews but all semites, arabs/muslims included, are the same way
very litigious people that think they can outsmart their own faith

Wait so hold up, does that no-skin policy apply even during summer? Women cant wear shorts? tf lol

Deonna Purazzo randomly popping up in that online college commercial will never not be funny

>>18104659
It's the fact of life. Women will always find something to complain about

barrett should have been a world champion
fuck you cena

I remember Adrian Neville. RIP.

>>18104682
>Jews even try to jew God
seriously

jade in saudi is a crime

>>18104704
The nexus burial shall forever be his biggest sin

>>18104664
Yeah I didn't realize it was on earlier til 8. Nice thing is I've been skipping chunks I don't need and I'm down to Nia vs Tiff only 70 minutes of my time.

asbestos falling

>>18104659
>>18104698
>be a woman born in america/europe
>get to live life on super easy mode compared to women in other place
>still bitch
many such cases

>women's promo segment
>in KSA

OSCAR GIGAPOP

Asuka will get a bigger pop, r-right?

i love asuka so much

>>18104669
>And the only reason they're in this shithole is money?
Yes that's one of the grim realities of the world, places like saudi arabia are horrible countries full of horrible disgusting people with horrible disgusting laws and policies that are from the stone age and yet the west gladly makes friends and entertains these sand vermin purely because they are filthy fucking rich and are willing to throw their money at you if you bend to their whims.
It's honestly horrible and i feel terrible for all the wrestlers who clearly despise this shit but are forced to go and do it because for the job.

>>18104745
>>18104745
>>18104745
>>18104745
>>18104745

Did Asuka not come out with the mask because Muslims consider it demonic?