Thread 18093238

It's A Special Thursday Night Edition Of AEW Collision As All In Texas Draws Near!...
Thursday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from The Accesso ShoWare Center in Kent, Wa
8/7pm CT on TNT & Streaming on MAX!

>Adam Cole (c) vs. Josh Alexander for the TNT Championship
>Kyle O'Reilly vs. The Protostar Kyle Fletcher
>Templario & Brody King vs. Hechicero & Rocky Romero
>ROH World TV Champion Nick Wayne & Christian Cage vs. Bryan Keith & Big Bill
>Queen Aminata vs. Skye Blue
>Megan Bayne vs. Vert Vixen
>We'll hear From FTR

** 16 Days Out From All In Texas **

>>18093238 (OP)
YES HAHAHAHAHA YESSSS

>>18093238 (OP)
Go out of your way to watch Kyle Fletcher vs. Kyle O'Reilly. I heard it was TV match of the year contender

Dogshit card

OP here

I won't be able to bake the threads for this tonight because something came up

I'll be back for Dynamite 300 next week!

Were colliding on a Thursday night!

>>18093245
I'm sure they did lots of movez

>>18093238 (OP)
Pencil neck Adam Cole is gonna beat that meathead Alexander guy, isn't he? They can't help themselves. kek

Kek gotta love the tonester

GRIM

>>18093245
Did the crowd chant "Let's go Kyle! Kyle sucks!" because if they didn't I'm not watching.

>>18094065
There was a justified "let's go Kyles" chant

>>18094073
Good enough

>>18093238 (OP)
Christians first match in over 3 months

>>18093828
kek

>>18094065
there was apparently many chants of Kyle.
Kyle Forever, was another one.

>>18094099
Good thing it’s on a pre-taped Collishit that’s not on the usual day. Tony’s cooling him off for refusing to turn face and letting Tony play with his edge and christian toys at small in.

I’ve got a question. Will my buddy Buddy be there.

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>>18093734
>>18093848

Kyle vs Kyle is the collision main event

>>18094491
AEW KYLLISION

>>18093734
I wonder if these "I hate movez" retards realize they are actually the insufferable smarks they accuse others of being

>>18093238 (OP)
same old shit

>>18093238 (OP)
kind of odd Kween Aminata v Skye Brapper having a match when they are known collaborators in risqué pics. Beginning to believe pro wrestling is fake.

>>18094099
>>18094140
Christian got married 3 months ago and Tony was there. He'll be around more as they build to All Out, which will have the reunion.

sickobros where we at

>>18093238 (OP)
Stokely with FTR is such a crackhead decision that doesn't make any sense and doesn't help anybody

>>18094999
Crying bitch

>>18095013
Reporting for duty

30 minutes

>>18093828
>tfw when I know zero Kyles

This movie that's showing before collision with the rock in it is CGI slop

I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas

I got blood dripping outta my nose because I snorted too much magical powder for 2 days straight

5 MINS WARNING

I think it's funny that Brody just teams with random dudes now since Buddy is hurt
He's got that conglomeration spirit in him

Damn Daddario got that grin because the Rock is pumping them tiddies

>>18095403
he should team up with Anthony Bowens and be called Homogram

>>18095421
kek

Wow Dwayne saved the earth

>>18095125
>>18095413
YES!

where is all the looting and pillaging? fake movie.

Steve Mnuchin showed this to Trump one day and convinced him it was real

Yay collision and I get to watch it on a big screen because I'm house sitting for smoke rich dude

16 days away from the Ros, Recession and Redemption of Hangman Adam Page

>opening with FTR
at least the show can only get better from here

>>18095418
SATURDAY
SATURADY
SAAAAAAATURDAY

>>18095477
Wrestling was meant to be watched on a TV, I can't imagine watching on anything else

I call myself Big Tiny Penis and No Savings

Sweet aew hat

Stokley gas a point

if the outrunners work hard they can be the next the acclaimed

Outrunners so grizzled and veteran they can be heard 10 feet away on an AEW mic like it's Dolby fuckin' Atmos

ftr hair has some valid points

>>18095502
Reaching for the Rockers heights brother

>>18095496
known sex haver hat

Truth Magnum looking tan and JACKED, brother

emotional vhs memories

bros I’m crying

FTR found the double faded thread of /wsg/

Wish I still had not like I 'd fit into but regardless my Cleveland Browns pajama pants similar to the outrunners that I had as a wee lad.

this montage is bringing a tear to my eye

Are memories suppose to look VHS quality?

Apparently the FITE feed doesn't start for like 2 hrs?
dafacque??

more friendship shit. why is aew so gey

>>18093238 (OP)
So who’s unofficially the Collison roster now?
>Adam Cole
>FTR
>Fletcher
>Christian
>Big Bill

>>18095516
Pacific Northwest is his shoot home territory brother

>>18095522
Yours don't?

Posting this here because I’m petty and because once again, no one watches ROH. https://youtu.be/TDSaD84m5EE?si=zdNCIAJj6fCdzwxJ

>FTR's ceiling

Outrunners about to be a running joke on a long dead YouTube channel

MEME TEAM

>you're a joke
Outrunnersbros...

>>18095548
>>18095544

Schiovane is about to powerslam FTR

Kek Dax made me laugh there

The only way I'll turn on the Outrunners is if they open a shitty Florida store run by Jimmy Hart and repackage Miller Lite for an extra $8

>>18095555
My privates in my pants cause they haven't been used in so long

glad these crazy sons of bitches are getting some time on the mic

FTR is a good heel faction, they are such good heels they got booted off of WWE for shit talking so hard. Dax is the best

I BELIEVE IN THE YOUNGEST MEN ALIVE

The outrunners need to drop some "brothers" when talking

Outrunning
Outgunning
Outshining

FUN

>>18095563
lul

How's FTR Gun getting into Canada if he couldn't get into Mexico?

>>18095573
100

I’m sorry but Big Stoke doesn’t and has never done it for me

How do we feel about our EVPs?

COLLISION 100 MATCH SET

>>18095586
love em

is this like a southern territory team vs a northern territory team?

>Swerve and Ospreay win the EVP match
>Learn they've got to sign the checks
>Book venues a year ahead
>Try samples of new t-shirts and gear
>Need to have a powerpoint deck done before 3pm
>Booked in meetings from 9am to 2pm every Monday and Wednesday to adjust for following up and circling back

No Dasha
No meaty arms
Can't get it

>>18095534
You just don't get it because you've never had friends

>>18095586
luv em

based father of the year

Big Bill looking extra Bill tonight

>>18095585
He sounds zesty af

>>18095586
how do we feel about our future EVP’s Swerve & Ospreay

>>18095598
I HATE HER

>>18095599
kek roasted that friendless loser

>>18095586
how do we feel about our future EVP’s Swerve & Ospreay

This Bill guy sure is big

Buddy should join the outrunners

>>18095614
>>18095616
Bruv em

Yung bussin'

Large William deserves a real push

MAMA WAYNE BROS WW@

>>18095628
>That little belly paunch
100% sexo

>>18095628
she looks like if i got her drunk and made her laugh i’d have a chance

>>18095628
m e a t

>>18095628
>>18095640
Must impregnate

>>18095628
>>18095637
>>18095639
my fellow high IQ gentlemen

nick wayne was in mexico 20 minutes ago. this kid's fast.

>>18095640
That is 100% pure fuckmeat

based christian

>>18095650
Lightning Speed-ooo
Nick-uuu Wayneuuuu

love big bill
love mr wardlow

>only 16 days left before All In
Time motherfucking flies

BAD APPLE

>>18095640
What did she mean by this?

Why come Dwayne's Teremana commercial doesnt have any samoans in it?

>>18095650
>>18095656
Imagine all the satisfied putas

That Megan movie looks dumb af

>>18095676
cos Samoans don't sell

>>18095636
Mama Wayne looks better when her breasts are more covered. They're too obviously fake in this pic.

>>18095671
protect la tetas

>>18095697
She's got those big vintage classic fake American honkers

Big Bill is great

>>18095628
What is she up to these days. Should have opened an OF

Big bill running wild

Bill is criminally underutilized

Would love for Big Bill and Buddy to team up. BBB.

>>18095648
>You will never sincerely apologize for prematurely ejaculating in Dasha when she shushes and pulls you into her bosom telling you those 20 were great with a warming meaty hug

>>18095660
>>18095722
>>18095724
>>18095726

Is /pw/, dare I say, a Big Bill board?

>>18095723
I should follow her IG actually.
Not sure if she's still in the business/still thicc
If Ozempic got her too I will go on a massacre.

Remember when Vimce was absolutely in love with Large William in '17? He got a spot in that fatal 4 way match for a shot at the title and hadn't even been on the main roster that long.

>>18095726
Ricky Starks fucked Bill by going to wwe so he could get fucked by Cody

>>18095735
He's "our guy"

I wear my pants high like Keith

>>18095735
Big Bill board

>>18095739
>Latina women
>lose weight
Pick uno

>>18095743
it is kinda funny how ricky thought he was gonna slide in to the cody-verse just to be jailed at nxt doing rampage rivalries

BILL U BLOODY BIG DOOFUS

>>18095745
Misawa-style

Why doesn't Kyle O'Reilly wear autism headphones like Alexander?

>>18095735
we love the redwood don't we folks

>>18095752
well thank heavens for that then

>>18095757
He got what he wanted.
Good riddance.

>>18095757
That’s why buddy is based.

josh alexander's voice is too high pitched. doesn't fit him

I think BK and Bill are a surprisingly good tag team and deserve a larger push

>>18095766
We've never seen a Bill this Big before folks, believe me.
A big beautiful Bill

Looking forward to that Last Summer movie

dawg going to Jennifer Love Hewett for help is wild since she can basically just give advice like
>Did you murder someone's daughter and hide it last summer? If you did, woo boy!

>>18095779
That's basically the plot of the new flick, yes. Too bad there won't be an Anne Heche cameo.

Who else is snackin? It’s a watermelon and strawberries night

Josh should win the belt. Titles change on the weekly shows, but it’s rarely/never in just a random match.

nick wayne corpsing at 'pops'

Christian Cage is 100% the best person on the mic in all of AEW. How the fuck does he do it. He just called MVP a nigger to his face.

>never trust a criminal
Damn that was cold lol

>Crystal Christian
Is that like the crystal Onyx from Pokemon?

>>18095798
she could definitely still help me in the event of a water landing

MVP has been a great get for AEW
Feels like all the signings the last year or so have been really good fits, actually

Lmao Christian

Brody is so based

BRODY KING BROS WE EATEN GOOD TONIGHT

What is a Templar knight doing in Mexico?

Brody King and Templario teaming up actually makes sense

>>18095798
She could play Dasha in a biopic, she's pretty meaty herself nowadays

>>18095812
Thekla's not really got going yet but they are all looking good. Kevin Knight is really good

for me, it's "the alchemist" hechicero

>>18095815
>Brody King the same man that wears abolish ICE shirts and simps for mexican cartels killing americans
>sucking off Mexicans every chance he gets
>based
Yeah no, Brody has always been a faggot.

>>18095812
I know there's been reports that Tony has been more selective on who he signs and I think that's definitely for the best

Cyberpunk music intensifies

Did you guys buy the Brody King abolish ice shirt? I did.

Rocky Romero looks like the drug dealer that doesn't know anything but accidentally gets killed early in movies

Buddy>Brody

>>18095828
I can't trust someone who brags about playing Magic the card game

Templario still has one of the best masks in lucha libre right now

>>18095841
That's why I only play Go Fish

>>18095798
mother

>>18095837
Rocky's a street hawker for soaplands in Kamurochō that swindles gaijin and accidentally brings in Kiryu

>burying himself in Brody's man tits
Bros...

>>18095777
please do not support these absolute garbage slop remakes and rehashes scraping the barrels bare dry of any and all 90s nostalgia.

>>18095847
Does Desperado count as a luchador?

Brody King is so much of a faggot Aleister Black left AEW to get away from him.

Hechicero seems allergic to running

>>18095825
Yeah, Thekla has at least been interesting to me. I think the women's division is tough with Mercedes and Toni overshadowing it so much. I really think they could use tag belts or something, but I don't know where they'd find the time for those.

>>18095863
The new Final Destination movie ended up being better than the last 3 ones so I have a lil bit of faith.

>>18095857
>Gives you a deal with the fat, overly aggressive soap girl

>>18095833
You gotta go back

>>18095833
I would if I was american

>>18095890
Cope and sneed magafag.

Sex with Michael B Jordan

I saw F1 this afternoon. It's a hack fucking script by a hack writer but they shoot the shit out of those races. And Heineken 0.0 must've paid for like 3/4 of the film to the point I started wanting one just for the hell of it.

>>18095902
He has a weird ass sex scene in that Sinners movie

>>18095864
Antonio Banderas?

>>18095880
Do not pay to watch that garbage. Torrent them if you must

>>18095909
I really wanna watch it but my brother doesn't feel like going. I'd hate going alone.

Hechicero is a big guy

>>18095927
u u u u

https://youtu.be/TDSaD84m5EE
Danielson return

>>18095921
Look man, I boycotted going to the movies for 10 years. I'm kinda scared that covid almost killed the theater industry. I'm excited to go watch movies for the first time in a long time.

>>18095922
go alone. Just don't work yourself into a shoot like that guy from Detroit at Love Lies Bleeding. Just bring in one pint of fireball whiskey.

>Dynamite 300
Will Ephialtes show up?

TEMPLARIO-ROONI

>>18095941
marvel and disney fucked the film industry worse than covid did

Templario stole Booker T's taunt

>>18095820
Everyone said "head for Mecca"
but he heard "Mexico"

>>18095941
>I boycotted going to the movies for 10 years

...I'll bite. What happened ten years ago and were you babysitting?

beggin tony to get CMLL and njpw on max
ill paypig for it gladly

Templario is so fucking cool bros

lil caramelo CEO tiddies
very big jiggly Mina tiddies

>>18095820
He's there to stop Ospreay once and for all and to find The Apple

MARK

love my ceo
simple as

It's crazy how Sasha invented women's wrestling

>6 belts
Who is she trying to be, Lulu?

>>18095960
Back in '12, both Prometheus and The Dark Knight Risee were completely underwhelming to me after such big hype. I swore off first run movies at that time. I didn't go to a main release until The Batman in 2022.

>part of Mercedes gimmick is that she pays homage to Eddie Guerro all the time
>has no connection to Eddie in any way
>Eddie died while she was in high school

YOU'RE A MAHK TONI

CEO on that Mortos diet

Fucking christ
the CEO is working me into a shoot

>while you're playing checkers
>I'll be playing with Mina's chest
What did she mean by this?

holy shit they showed kamille

Tony Atlas rock hard watchin this seg

Mortos a wig enjoyer!

Overpushed shitter can't cut a promo.

>Mercedes called her Mark
Does she know its almost as bad as the N word?

Fuck you Tulga! Your shitty online food is overpriced! And fuck Oscar too.

>>18095901
Can't take a joke?

Man she was really feelin herself up a lot at the end there

>>18096009
Typical reddit response

>>18095990
>>18095999
It's the caramel nalgas

The way she was all over that TBS Championship belt near the end.

>>18096013
My favorite production botch is when they take too long to cut a segment and a wrestler has to try and animate or emote in silence because they have to wait for the cut

MINAAAA SEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX HOLY

MINA'S BIG BOOBIES

Does Luther watch Mina and Toni have sex?

>>18095985
Huh. I can see that. I just kind of stopped minding during the Moviepass era and then with the AMC A-List I just used the system to game points if I didn't feel like seeing anything
>get ticket for shit
>go, scan ticket, go into theater
>walk out, get popcorn, leave

cornhole with your cunt

HOLY TITS

>>18096030
Luther directs from the director's chair and occasionally ask Roddy if he has a preference. Then Luther requests the exact opposite.

BAYNE!

fuckin kek Nigel

Baynes big naturals > Fords fake bolt ons

The fucking garbage spray tan is back in production I see. Everyone's either dying of jaundice or the bastard son of Senator Roark

Bayne looks like she has hefty tits

>>18096030
Does the cleanup after

vert looks like a man

>>18096057
She’s a big lady

For a bit I thought this was the girl with two knee braces that was always on Dark

Heading out early today, Real Madrid is playing in the Club World Cup against an actual team, really need to see that. See yall for Dynamite 100!

>>18096054
Based high IQ truth speaker

>>18096057
WEIGHTY, meaty tits

>>18096069
you mean 300, r-right?

Penelope Ford seems like she is really annoying to be around

is it normal to want to be humiliated tortured and then killed by almost every single member of the AEWs women roster

Bowens lookin zesty

Bowens use to be our gay

>>18096081
Yeah that lmao

>>18096069
Are you going to travel back in Time Anon
please warn them about CM Punk

do wrestlers always scream for themselves or am I just noticing because the crowd is dead?

bowens is just the definition of trying too hard

Bowens has always been dimless

I don't know what anyone ever saw in Adam Cole

Adam Cole has dusty old bones full of green dust

>>18096083
When she used to be on the bunny's vlog she seemed really sweet and chill actually

Adam Cole GayBay

IT'S ALL ABOUT DA COOOOM

See even Cole knows not to touch the shit spray tan backstage now

>>18096105
bowens was the jannetty after all, he reminds me of scorpio sky in that he's a ps5 heathen, meanwhile max has a shoot certificate that he's the best wrestler alive

>>18096115
Were you watching him in ROH and PWG?

>>18096119
>This insult make no sense and would work me

Remember back in like 2012-2014 when Adam Cole was fat and had tree trunk thighs? I’m starting to miss that Adam Cole

Aminata v Skye Blue gona finna molest each other

>>18096119
Gms

>>18096155
I'll allow it

>>18096151
>>18096156

>>18096148
>ROH and PWG
nobody watches these

>>18096155
Truthfully I want more Thekla and Aminata stiffing each other

>>18096153
I remember the relentless ribbing on PWG commentary from Excalibur/Chuckie T calling him a fat piece of shit

>>18096163
Ah didn't get the reference thx

Who got next thread ?

NEWWWWW
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>>18096174

>>18096168
I enjoy their oreo strong style bouts also

>>18096166
>will shoot smack her ass really hard

>>18096153
>>18096169
Wait, he was fat at some point?

>>18096180
>>18096181
wow that was quick Anon

>>18096166
Imagine the post work sex

>>18096190
no not really, he was just kinda bloated and trying to pack weight on but it just doesn't suit his frame. And he'd been out injured a while back then too

>>18096197
Just like my bedroom performance

>>18096006
so no big deal really

>>18096202
He should try a Taz build

>>18096203
read it in his voice for some reason

Panama Sunrise is a terrible finisher

Cole exposing his tiny knee is always hilarious

is Joey backstage when Megan wrestles?

>>18096230
the least threatening reveal in the history of the biz

>>18096234
He's in her cleavage

>>18096234
doling out pills to the boys like a good brother

>>18096237
Gillberg was more intimidating

They're a better fut than Cru