It's A Special Thursday Night Edition Of AEW Collision As All In Texas Draws Near!...
Thursday Night AEW Collision TONIGHT! from The Accesso ShoWare Center in Kent, Wa
8/7pm CT on TNT & Streaming on MAX!
>Adam Cole (c) vs. Josh Alexander for the TNT Championship
>Kyle O'Reilly vs. The Protostar Kyle Fletcher
>Templario & Brody King vs. Hechicero & Rocky Romero
>ROH World TV Champion Nick Wayne & Christian Cage vs. Bryan Keith & Big Bill
>Queen Aminata vs. Skye Blue
>Megan Bayne vs. Vert Vixen
>We'll hear From FTR
** 16 Days Out From All In Texas **
>>18093238 (OP)YES HAHAHAHAHA YESSSS
>>18093238 (OP)Go out of your way to watch Kyle Fletcher vs. Kyle O'Reilly. I heard it was TV match of the year contender
OP here
I won't be able to bake the threads for this tonight because something came up
I'll be back for Dynamite 300 next week!
Were colliding on a Thursday night!
>>18093245I'm sure they did lots of movez
>>18093238 (OP)Pencil neck Adam Cole is gonna beat that meathead Alexander guy, isn't he? They can't help themselves. kek
Kek gotta love the tonester
>>18093245Did the crowd chant "Let's go Kyle! Kyle sucks!" because if they didn't I'm not watching.
>>18094065There was a justified "let's go Kyles" chant
>>18093238 (OP)Christians first match in over 3 months
>>18094065there was apparently many chants of Kyle.
Kyle Forever, was another one.
>>18094099Good thing itโs on a pre-taped Collishit thatโs not on the usual day. Tonyโs cooling him off for refusing to turn face and letting Tony play with his edge and christian toys at small in.
Iโve got a question. Will my buddy Buddy be there.
Kyle vs Kyle is the collision main event
>>18093734I wonder if these "I hate movez" retards realize they are actually the insufferable smarks they accuse others of being
>>18093238 (OP)kind of odd Kween Aminata v Skye Brapper having a match when they are known collaborators in risquรฉ pics. Beginning to believe pro wrestling is fake.
>>18094099>>18094140Christian got married 3 months ago and Tony was there. He'll be around more as they build to All Out, which will have the reunion.
>>18093238 (OP)Stokely with FTR is such a crackhead decision that doesn't make any sense and doesn't help anybody
>>18095013Reporting for duty
sicko
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>>18093828>tfw when I know zero Kyles
This movie that's showing before collision with the rock in it is CGI slop
I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas
I got blood dripping outta my nose because I snorted too much magical powder for 2 days straight
sick0
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5 MINS WARNING
I think it's funny that Brody just teams with random dudes now since Buddy is hurt
He's got that conglomeration spirit in him
Damn Daddario got that grin because the Rock is pumping them tiddies
>>18095403he should team up with Anthony Bowens and be called Homogram
HoloG
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Wow Dwayne saved the earth
where is all the looting and pillaging? fake movie.
Steve Mnuchin showed this to Trump one day and convinced him it was real
Yay collision and I get to watch it on a big screen because I'm house sitting for smoke rich dude
16 days away from the Ros, Recession and Redemption of Hangman Adam Page
>opening with FTR
at least the show can only get better from here
>>18095418SATURDAY
SATURADY
SAAAAAAATURDAY
>>18095477Wrestling was meant to be watched on a TV, I can't imagine watching on anything else
I call myself Big Tiny Penis and No Savings
if the outrunners work hard they can be the next the acclaimed
Outrunners so grizzled and veteran they can be heard 10 feet away on an AEW mic like it's Dolby fuckin' Atmos
holo4
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ftr hair has some valid points
>>18095502Reaching for the Rockers heights brother
>>18095496known sex haver hat
Truth Magnum looking tan and JACKED, brother
FTR found the double faded thread of /wsg/
Wish I still had not like I 'd fit into but regardless my Cleveland Browns pajama pants similar to the outrunners that I had as a wee lad.
this montage is bringing a tear to my eye
Are memories suppose to look VHS quality?
Apparently the FITE feed doesn't start for like 2 hrs?
dafacque??
more friendship shit. why is aew so gey
>>18093238 (OP)So whoโs unofficially the Collison roster now?
>Adam Cole>FTR>Fletcher>Christian >Big Bill
>>18095516Pacific Northwest is his shoot home territory brother
>>18095522Yours don't?
Posting this here because Iโm petty and because once again, no one watches ROH. https://youtu.be/TDSaD84m5EE?si=zdNCIAJj6fCdzwxJ
>FTR's ceiling
Outrunners about to be a running joke on a long dead YouTube channel
>friendship with Outrunners is over
>you're a joke
Outrunnersbros...
feel
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Schiovane is about to powerslam FTR
Kek Dax made me laugh there
The only way I'll turn on the Outrunners is if they open a shitty Florida store run by Jimmy Hart and repackage Miller Lite for an extra $8
>>18095555My privates in my pants cause they haven't been used in so long
glad these crazy sons of bitches are getting some time on the mic
FTR is a good heel faction, they are such good heels they got booted off of WWE for shit talking so hard. Dax is the best
I BELIEVE IN THE YOUNGEST MEN ALIVE
The outrunners need to drop some "brothers" when talking
Outrunning
Outgunning
Outshining
How's FTR Gun getting into Canada if he couldn't get into Mexico?
Iโm sorry but Big Stoke doesnโt and has never done it for me
How do we feel about our EVPs?
is this like a southern territory team vs a northern territory team?
>Swerve and Ospreay win the EVP match
>Learn they've got to sign the checks
>Book venues a year ahead
>Try samples of new t-shirts and gear
>Need to have a powerpoint deck done before 3pm
>Booked in meetings from 9am to 2pm every Monday and Wednesday to adjust for following up and circling back
No Dasha
No meaty arms
Can't get it
>>18095534You just don't get it because you've never had friends
Big Bill looking extra Bill tonight
>>18095585He sounds zesty af
>>18095586how do we feel about our future EVPโs Swerve & Ospreay
>>18095598I HATE HER
>>18095599kek roasted that friendless loser
>>18095586how do we feel about our future EVPโs Swerve & Ospreay
This Bill guy sure is big
Buddy should join the outrunners
Dasha
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Large William deserves a real push
>>18095628>That little belly paunch 100% sexo
>>18095628she looks like if i got her drunk and made her laugh iโd have a chance
nick wayne was in mexico 20 minutes ago. this kid's fast.
>>18095640That is 100% pure fuckmeat
>>18095650Lightning Speed-ooo
Nick-uuu Wayneuuuu
love big bill
love mr wardlow
>only 16 days left before All In
Time motherfucking flies
>Christian did for turtlenecks what Hitler did for microphones
>>18095640What did she mean by this?
Why come Dwayne's Teremana commercial doesnt have any samoans in it?
>>18095650>>18095656Imagine all the satisfied putas
That Megan movie looks dumb af
>>18095676cos Samoans don't sell
>>18095636Mama Wayne looks better when her breasts are more covered. They're too obviously fake in this pic.
>>18095671protect la tetas
>>18095697She's got those big vintage classic fake American honkers
>>18095628What is she up to these days. Should have opened an OF
Bill is criminally underutilized
Would love for Big Bill and Buddy to team up. BBB.
>>18095648>You will never sincerely apologize for prematurely ejaculating in Dasha when she shushes and pulls you into her bosom telling you those 20 were great with a warming meaty hug
>>18095723I should follow her IG actually.
Not sure if she's still in the business/still thicc
If Ozempic got her too I will go on a massacre.
Remember when Vimce was absolutely in love with Large William in '17? He got a spot in that fatal 4 way match for a shot at the title and hadn't even been on the main roster that long.
>>18095726Ricky Starks fucked Bill by going to wwe so he could get fucked by Cody
I wear my pants high like Keith
>>18095739>Latina women>lose weight Pick uno
>>18095743it is kinda funny how ricky thought he was gonna slide in to the cody-verse just to be jailed at nxt doing rampage rivalries
nige
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BILL U BLOODY BIG DOOFUS
>>18095745Misawa-style
Why doesn't Kyle O'Reilly wear autism headphones like Alexander?
>>18095735we love the redwood don't we folks
>>18095752well thank heavens for that then
>>18095757He got what he wanted.
Good riddance.
>>18095757Thatโs why buddy is based.
josh alexander's voice is too high pitched. doesn't fit him
I think BK and Bill are a surprisingly good tag team and deserve a larger push
>>18095766We've never seen a Bill this Big before folks, believe me.
A big beautiful Bill
Looking forward to that Last Summer movie
dawg going to Jennifer Love Hewett for help is wild since she can basically just give advice like
>Did you murder someone's daughter and hide it last summer? If you did, woo boy!
>>18095779That's basically the plot of the new flick, yes. Too bad there won't be an Anne Heche cameo.
Who else is snackin? Itโs a watermelon and strawberries night
Josh should win the belt. Titles change on the weekly shows, but itโs rarely/never in just a random match.
nick wayne corpsing at 'pops'
Christian Cage is 100% the best person on the mic in all of AEW. How the fuck does he do it. He just called MVP a nigger to his face.
>never trust a criminal
Damn that was cold lol
>Crystal Christian
Is that like the crystal Onyx from Pokemon?
>>18095798she could definitely still help me in the event of a water landing
MVP has been a great get for AEW
Feels like all the signings the last year or so have been really good fits, actually
>Christian getting racial
BRODY KING BROS WE EATEN GOOD TONIGHT
What is a Templar knight doing in Mexico?
Brody King and Templario teaming up actually makes sense
>>18095798She could play Dasha in a biopic, she's pretty meaty herself nowadays
>>18095812Thekla's not really got going yet but they are all looking good. Kevin Knight is really good
for me, it's "the alchemist" hechicero
>>18095815>Brody King the same man that wears abolish ICE shirts and simps for mexican cartels killing americans>sucking off Mexicans every chance he gets>basedYeah no, Brody has always been a faggot.
>>18095812I know there's been reports that Tony has been more selective on who he signs and I think that's definitely for the best
Cyberpunk music intensifies
Did you guys buy the Brody King abolish ice shirt? I did.
Rocky Romero looks like the drug dealer that doesn't know anything but accidentally gets killed early in movies
>>18095828I can't trust someone who brags about playing Magic the card game
>peep peep peep 13% peep peep 50% peep peep?
Templario still has one of the best masks in lucha libre right now
>>18095841That's why I only play Go Fish
>>18095837Rocky's a street hawker for soaplands in Kamurochล that swindles gaijin and accidentally brings in Kiryu
>burying himself in Brody's man tits
Bros...
>>18095777please do not support these absolute garbage slop remakes and rehashes scraping the barrels bare dry of any and all 90s nostalgia.
>>18095847Does Desperado count as a luchador?
Brody King is so much of a faggot Aleister Black left AEW to get away from him.
Hechicero seems allergic to running
>>18095825Yeah, Thekla has at least been interesting to me. I think the women's division is tough with Mercedes and Toni overshadowing it so much. I really think they could use tag belts or something, but I don't know where they'd find the time for those.
>>18095863The new Final Destination movie ended up being better than the last 3 ones so I have a lil bit of faith.
>>18095857>Gives you a deal with the fat, overly aggressive soap girl
>>18095833You gotta go back
>>18095833I would if I was american
>>18095890Cope and sneed magafag.
Sex with Michael B Jordan
I saw F1 this afternoon. It's a hack fucking script by a hack writer but they shoot the shit out of those races. And Heineken 0.0 must've paid for like 3/4 of the film to the point I started wanting one just for the hell of it.
>>18095902He has a weird ass sex scene in that Sinners movie
>>18095864Antonio Banderas?
>>18095880Do not pay to watch that garbage. Torrent them if you must
>>18095909I really wanna watch it but my brother doesn't feel like going. I'd hate going alone.
https://youtu.be/TDSaD84m5EE
Danielson return
>>18095921Look man, I boycotted going to the movies for 10 years. I'm kinda scared that covid almost killed the theater industry. I'm excited to go watch movies for the first time in a long time.
>>18095922go alone. Just don't work yourself into a shoot like that guy from Detroit at Love Lies Bleeding. Just bring in one pint of fireball whiskey.
>Dynamite 300
Will Ephialtes show up?
>>18095941marvel and disney fucked the film industry worse than covid did
Templario stole Booker T's taunt
>>18095820Everyone said "head for Mecca"
but he heard "Mexico"
>this tamed the Beast Mortos
>>18095941>I boycotted going to the movies for 10 years...I'll bite. What happened ten years ago and were you babysitting?
beggin tony to get CMLL and njpw on max
ill paypig for it gladly
Templario is so fucking cool bros
lil caramelo CEO tiddies
very big jiggly Mina tiddies
>>18095820He's there to stop Ospreay once and for all and to find The Apple
It's crazy how Sasha invented women's wrestling
>6 belts
Who is she trying to be, Lulu?
>>18095960Back in '12, both Prometheus and The Dark Knight Risee were completely underwhelming to me after such big hype. I swore off first run movies at that time. I didn't go to a main release until The Batman in 2022.
>part of Mercedes gimmick is that she pays homage to Eddie Guerro all the time
>has no connection to Eddie in any way
>Eddie died while she was in high school
Fucking christ
the CEO is working me into a shoot
>while you're playing checkers
>I'll be playing with Mina's chest
What did she mean by this?
holy shit they showed kamille
Tony Atlas rock hard watchin this seg
Overpushed shitter can't cut a promo.
>Mercedes called her Mark
Does she know its almost as bad as the N word?
Fuck you Tulga! Your shitty online food is overpriced! And fuck Oscar too.
>>18095901Can't take a joke?
Man she was really feelin herself up a lot at the end there
>>18096009Typical reddit response
>>18095990>>18095999It's the caramel nalgas
The way she was all over that TBS Championship belt near the end.
>>18096013My favorite production botch is when they take too long to cut a segment and a wrestler has to try and animate or emote in silence because they have to wait for the cut
MINAAAA SEEEEXXXXXXXXXXX HOLY
Does Luther watch Mina and Toni have sex?
>>18095985Huh. I can see that. I just kind of stopped minding during the Moviepass era and then with the AMC A-List I just used the system to game points if I didn't feel like seeing anything
>get ticket for shit>go, scan ticket, go into theater>walk out, get popcorn, leave
>>18096030Luther directs from the director's chair and occasionally ask Roddy if he has a preference. Then Luther requests the exact opposite.
Baynes big naturals > Fords fake bolt ons
The fucking garbage spray tan is back in production I see. Everyone's either dying of jaundice or the bastard son of Senator Roark
Bayne looks like she has hefty tits
>>18096030Does the cleanup after
>>18096057Sheโs a big lady
For a bit I thought this was the girl with two knee braces that was always on Dark
Heading out early today, Real Madrid is playing in the Club World Cup against an actual team, really need to see that. See yall for Dynamite 100!
>>18096054Based high IQ truth speaker
>>18096057WEIGHTY, meaty tits
>>18096069you mean 300, r-right?
Penelope Ford seems like she is really annoying to be around
is it normal to want to be humiliated tortured and then killed by almost every single member of the AEWs women roster
>>18096069Are you going to travel back in Time Anon
please warn them about CM Punk
do wrestlers always scream for themselves or am I just noticing because the crowd is dead?
bowens is just the definition of trying too hard
Bowens has always been dimless
I don't know what anyone ever saw in Adam Cole
Adam Cole has dusty old bones full of green dust
>>18096083When she used to be on the bunny's vlog she seemed really sweet and chill actually
See even Cole knows not to touch the shit spray tan backstage now
>>18096105bowens was the jannetty after all, he reminds me of scorpio sky in that he's a ps5 heathen, meanwhile max has a shoot certificate that he's the best wrestler alive
>>18096115Were you watching him in ROH and PWG?
>>18096119>This insult make no sense and would work me
Remember back in like 2012-2014 when Adam Cole was fat and had tree trunk thighs? Iโm starting to miss that Adam Cole
Aminata v Skye Blue gona finna molest each other
>>18096148>ROH and PWGnobody watches these
Queen
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>>18096155Truthfully I want more Thekla and Aminata stiffing each other
>>18096153I remember the relentless ribbing on PWG commentary from Excalibur/Chuckie T calling him a fat piece of shit
>>18096163Ah didn't get the reference thx
>>18096168I enjoy their oreo strong style bouts also
>>18096166>will shoot smack her ass really hard
>>18096153>>18096169Wait, he was fat at some point?
>>18096180>>18096181wow that was quick Anon
>>18096166Imagine the post work sex
>>18096190no not really, he was just kinda bloated and trying to pack weight on but it just doesn't suit his frame. And he'd been out injured a while back then too
>>18096197Just like my bedroom performance
>>18096006so no big deal really
>>18096202He should try a Taz build
mitch
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>>18096203read it in his voice for some reason
Panama Sunrise is a terrible finisher
Cole exposing his tiny knee is always hilarious
is Joey backstage when Megan wrestles?
>>18096230the least threatening reveal in the history of the biz
>>18096234He's in her cleavage
>>18096234doling out pills to the boys like a good brother
>>18096237Gillberg was more intimidating
They're a better fut than Cru
