Thread 513368784

>$100,000 salary
>$50,000 signing bonus
>get to drive around in premium package ford raptors
>get to arrest and deport illegal spics all day

bros its like a dream come true

>>513368784 (OP)
There's a reason they're wearing masks, they know eventually they'll all be doxxed and prosecuted - if not by the courts then by their fellow Americans. Signing up now would be just about the most retarded career choice anyone could possibly make.

>>513368784 (OP)
Do you take foreign mercs? Would unironically come and do it for a few years.

They tried. 80,000 applications for 10,000 jobs.

The deportations are a political distraction. The sign tappers were right, and the state is not seriously going to expell the mexicans.

>1000 deportations per day

So 365,000 per year. That means it will take 100 years to expell the mexicans that have entered in the last decade. It's a farce. Sorry bro.

But, yes, it's a good job.

>>513368784 (OP)
i live in Asia for most of the year.

>>513368784 (OP)
there aren't job openings in every state or city. how can i join if there are no openings in my state?

why would I give a shit about america or the west?

it's a feminist shithole that obsesses over the minute of appearance and height as if that is the totality of man---thus let it be the totality of man. Let the brains die out. Let the people who try and put in effort die out. let sincerity and chartiy die out. Let the brains drain away to other countries. Let the idiots and criminals in. Let the morons have what they want -- a country full of stupid, tall criminals. That's what they want, that's what they get. lol. fuck america. fuck the west. bunch of absolute fucking morons who truly deserve the worst.

>>513369279
https://ice.usajobs.gov/search/results/?a=HSBB&s=startdate&sd=desc&p=1

>>513369177
theyve deported over 1.3 million in just the last few months idiot

>>513369122
>job is to deport immigrants
>immigrant wants to come do the job
fuck off, we’re full

>>513369504
Source?

>>513369504
actually its over 1.6 million this includes forced deportations and voluntary deportations

While we can’t destroy society from within, we can support immigrants who do it from without.

>>513369504
They've deported 3-400k, allegedly. But whatever. If you want to join, you should do it, it sounds like fun anyway

>>513368972
you lost, tranny

>>513370005
You know what I'm talking about is true. Fuck having your name blasted all over Twitter by liberals and getting your family harassed shortly before the Cartels find you once Trump's second term is over.

>>513369504
That's a fake statistic

>>513368784 (OP)
I make more than that pouring concrete fuck off we need cheap labor

>>513368784 (OP)
I don't need to get shot.

>>513368972
life isnt a promise of safety. It would be a good organizing spot to infiltrate the feds and get a pedigree to push further into the system with our beliefs. The long march of the Nazis. I might join next year if my current plans fall through

>>513369504
Is this from the same gov that fired its statkeeper in chief? Or is it from your ass?

I likely don't fit the physical requirements. Also, they want a degree in something, anything, irrelevant to even apply. Like, do they want bodies in the positions or not?

>>513370378
Good luck getting any kind of security clearance in your future planned fed career after posting that lol

>>513368784 (OP)
I'm born in Europe, sadly.

Every single day on here it’s the same script: hours of posts about immigrants, walls, “taking the country back.” Years spent waving MAGA hats, swearing you’d “do whatever it takes,” lecturing everyone else about patriotism. Then the exact job shows up, six‑figure salary, fat bonus, the truck, the badge, the authority to finally do all the stuff you brag abou and suddenly it’s all “nah, they’ll dox us,” “it’s a trap,” “deportations are fake,” “there aren’t openings in my ZIP code, “I make more pouring concrete,” “the country’s not worth saving anyway.” So which is it? Either you believe in the cause enough to get your hands dirty, or you admit it’s just something to rage‑post about between fap binges. Funny how the revolution always seems to end right where the application form begins.

>>513370155
>Cartels find you
they wont be a cartel after trumps carpet bombing year starts

>>513368784 (OP)
100k is the top step, you need to have prior experience as a detective or metro narcotics, something with specialized investigations. Or have been in the federal law enforcement system for like 10+ years to get that gs12 ranking. You will not be getting 100k lmao, you get the bottom step which is like 49k. The 50k is paid over a 4 year contract and will be taxed about half. You'll see an extra 5-7k a year. That's like 1/3rd of an economical car purchase, 1/5th if you finance it. Feds biggest complaint is low pay, you're better off applying to high paying police agencies in areas of the country where they're paid well.

>>513368784 (OP)
For every shitskin deported is replaced by 1 billion legal immigrants. Whats the fucking point? Trump literally says we need more fucking foreigners so does elon musk. Fuck all of you dumb ass conservacucks you are all fucking idiots.

>>513370378
Unfortunately they're doing polygraph and extremely invasive background checks to prevent this. The only people getting these jobs are conservicucks and mexicans.

>>513368784 (OP)
enjoy getting dox'ed and your family being in danger

>>513368972
They won't be prosecuted, the feds have been allowed to do fucked up shit forever and SCOTUS has always defended it. ICE can detain people based off profiling, they just can't consider race in that process. They go by accents, dress, standing in a Home Depot parking lot, etc. These are obvious indicators of a foreigner and there's a prevalence of said foreigners being in the country illegally, this is an obvious thing and thus they're allowed to use it in their process.

What needs to be addressed is ICE and BP can detain anyone for no reason within 100 miles of the border, they can stop any car and search every nook and cranny and even your phone. The Coast Guard can do this to any boat within the US, even on lakes and rivers within the land. They can board your boat, detain everyone, and search every bit of it. If liberals are going to attack the feds this is the place to start. It's explicitly a violation of our Bill of Rights.

>>513368784 (OP)
I know, but I live in Romania so I can't

>>513368784 (OP)
ICE was created to round up antisemites. After a few years arresting a hand full of illegals the narrative will shift to arresting any American citizen against Zionism.

>>513371953
Polygraphs are a joke and easy to beat by just being relaxed. The background investigation is an extreme humiliation ritual though. I had to bother 35 people to use as references for a cop job. 35 fucking references, including 4 neighbors. I had to knock on my neighbors doors and ask them if they'd be willing to be a reference for a job for me. Then a home inspection, they actually walked through my house then went and interviewed even more neighbors. This was in California, complete totalitarian state. After all that they didn't even give me the job. Don't think you have it bad.

>>513370477
this.
I am extremely fit, like tier 1 operator level (I know because I used to be a SOF fag), and experienced in both stressful situations and leadership roles in both military and upper management in private sector but they won't take someone like me at more than $50k/yr and will require me to listen to some lesbian dance theory degree faggot that's never even left a upper middle class neighborhood.
Not jumping through 1 million hoops to get turned down for some bullshit job because some bureaucrat homo decided I need to have gone to good goy classes to be an effective leader when I'm making $150k as a director already.
>puts bogged old slut in charge of ICE
>puts corrupt literally mossad honeypotted jeet in charge of FBI
>sucks off jeet h1bs
Trump can lick my balls, he clearly doesn't really want to get anything done. The American government is the enemy of White people everywhere.

>>513371711
And the 50k you have to be at least a deputy. Not only do you have to be a cop etc but at minimum you have to be a deputy to get the 50k sign on bonus.

>>513370959
>you have objections to exagerated selling points
So stop exagerating the scope of the program. People will join, just quit pretending that 400k deportations is 1.3-1.6 million. And quit pretending to give a shit about america like we're a bunch of gullible normies who reapond to bland generic tough talk
>yeah son we're gonna get em all!
Save that tired shit for the campaign trail. Everyone already gets that these deportations are meant to pacify the right wing white base. Just stop being over the top and you'll stop getting mocked.

Also, START talking about race, as much as your bosses will let you. And START talking about brown forwigners as a whole as not belonging in America. Subtle racism will get much better results than the civic nationalist bullshit
>we're only going after criminals and terrorists
You people call racists criminals and terrorists too. Start talking about returning to traditional white america and you'll be taken seriously enough to make your positive engagement quota

>>513371953
>cuks and mexicans
Border patrol was the same way. The interview pannel was all mexican agents asking what you'd do in such and such situation, and the formal interview was a 38 year old tightly wound freemason in a suit looking to disqualify yiu if you didn't know what essoteric symbols meant.

>>513372574
Too lazy to check again but yeah I think the bonus was only for prior law enforcement. They've been poaching guys from lower paying agencies. You don't have to be a deputy but any law enforcement. I would just read the job posting and make sure, dumbass OP is definitely wrong about the 100k but the top step does get up to like 85k. They don't consider anyone top step though and you'd be under major scrutiny before getting hired at that pay. You'd have to bring a lot to the table and they'll look for any reason to deny hiring you to save money and just hire someone for less.

>>513368784 (OP)
six month basic training program in new mexico fuck that not worth the 50k and in four years when trump dies of old age all of them will be prosecuted for their crimes - they say just filling orders - it's in american to follow orders these faggot kikes are loyalist not patriots

>>513371995
Nobody is scared of leftist troon goons and the cartels won't do shit, in fact most people wish a nigga would, it's just that nobody trusts or believes this zionist boomer admin that won't even put an end to unlimited h1b and wants us to die for israel while most young people can't even afford housing.

>>513372378
I do not even know 5 people. Shout out to the juvy program director who was arrested for bad checks weeks before deciding to hire me. She was a horrible bitch but she plowed through the bureaucracy to hire my token white ass. I did a year almost to the day. Working for the govt sucks the soul right out of you. Policy, policy, we follow the policy most were just writing fiction that they saw the clients but were actually out shopping, sitting at home, asleep in a parking lot but it satisfied the policy that notes were entered. Meanwhile, I'm running my car into the ground to make sure I saw every face. Got fun of for entering- I queried the parent as to how program xyz... Could hear them laughing downstairs as they read my entry. Queried they howled, like queers hahaha. Months after I left a kid ended up on the news and several were forced to retire, one with 15 years in LE was fired and the bitch leader was exiled to a remote location doing paperwork only. Query that you fucking govt idiots.

>>513368784 (OP)
The goverment is the enemy. Working for the enemy is gay.

>>513369351
Underrated

>>513371953
I know a guy who got a job at an ICE prison despite having been a 3%er type whose group was infiltrated by glowniggers. YMMV.

>>513369351
Wish I could leave the US but every nation sees education as the only metric of worth even if someone uneducated surpasses the educated group in achievement.
So minus a degree I'm basically trapped and can't go anywhere better even though I'm high performing. Guess I gotta fortify.

All the job requisitions on ice.gov say they're only available to active service members. I want to kick the illegals out so so badly but not even ICE will let me do that, according to their own website.

>>513372166
Good. Add it to the why liberals are always wrong list.

>>513368784 (OP)
I just looked into it and I could qualify except for the educational requirements. I got a GED but I don’t think that’s acceptable to them, meanwhile I probably have a higher IQ than most of the people they will hire… Too bad because it would be fun to be an ICE agent for a few years during Trump presidency 2.0 season finale then quit

>>513372378
Its so easy to beat that you got weeded out?

>>513368784 (OP)
Do they hire foreigners for a green card like the military does?
I could be like that Russian militia guy from GTAV.

>>513368784 (OP)
because you have to move to some shitty area to work for the gov. same with border patrol, you have to move to the mexican border area until you get enough seniority in 30 years to work at an airport or canadian border.

>>513372377
Start with me then, cowards

>>513369177
idk where youre getting 1000 deportations per day, its much higher

>>513369177
>not going to seriously expel the Mexicans
Ahem
https://cis.org/Report/Overall-ForeignBorn-Population-Down-22-Million-January-July

>>513368784 (OP)
It’s not a $100k salary. But I would if I could. They were hiring for desk jobs mostly. I checked.

I’m not going to torpedo my own career to take a different type of desk work for less money. If I could black bag spics all day I’d do that for half what I make now.

>>513370271
Pay more and use whites who do it better you fucking jew. You should be buried in the next slab you pour.

>>513370959
>Then the exact job shows up, six‑figure salary, fat bonus, the truck, the badge, the authority to finally do all the stuff you brag about
Except that’s not true. Look at the job postings yourself. It’s not for field agents, it’s mostly desk work. It’s not for $100k in the vast vast majority of the postings.

>>513377442
Nice URL, I like how it makes it look like 22 million instead of 2.2 million.
4.4 million is a pittance, I demand the jew get rid of 10 million foreigners per year, or I will continue to not give a fuck about israel.

>>513377716
I checked the listings they do have field agent openings but you’re right about a lot of desk jobs. Also it looked like for field jobs the closed the round of applications for that 8-15-25 and supposedly will open a new round after going through applicants, however after seeing this >>513372378 fuck that it’s not worth it.

No high school diploma

>>513368784 (OP)
>why aren’t you a piece of shit pol?

>>513368784 (OP)
when they will start deporting israeli double citizens

>>513372415
>>sucks off jeet h1bs
He literally changed the H1B requirements so it’s harder to fill the roles. You are dumb.

>>513369504
>job numbers were lies
>these numbers aren't lies tho
Don't get me wrong I wish Trump would kick these illegals out however part of me thinks they're being rounded up to be used as cannon fodder for WW3.

>>513378069
Not my fault they can’t format properly. I never claimed it was 22M.
>4.4 million is a pittance
>nooooo don’t be happy there are fewer foreigners for the first time in your lifetime
You will never be happy. You fuckers can’t take a win when it’s staring you in the face. Trump isn’t the savior but holy shit dude, you’re complaining about making the country less brown.

>>513368784 (OP)
An illegal immigrant has never done anything to me.

>>513368784 (OP)
Yes , if I wasn’t so old I’d apply
Also for state executioner for when we purge the Jews and Marxists

I am not a vet or an ex cop. Every job posting requires 5 years of experience. I am too old and unqualified for any job posted online because they started doing this at the start of my adult life. I worked for part time office jobs for 20 years through neppo connections to avoid going to Iraq. They would reject me outright for a more qualified candidate of the same age who had to resort to being a ZOG bot. I don't even have to look to know I would be wasting everyone's time.

>>513369351
Amen
Accelerate
[spoiler]Captcha TJNTR[/spoiler]

>>513368972
Only (((communists))) want America to be invaded. They want to accelerate the decline so China can be the world's super power and strip our natural resources. If you think this is paranoia go look at China's propaganda regarding Mexico. They claim Mexicans are related to Chinese and therefore share common ancestry. Guess who's buying up all the farmland? Foreign agents, known and unknown.

Don't forget kids, communists don't believe in the free market, they prefer monopolies and total control. Tyrannical mfers that create kill lists of their perceived enemies. The dictator frees himself while everyone else is enslaved. No free speech, no right to self defense, no right to jury trial, no freedom of association, no freedom of self expression (this includes you too LGBT).

>>513370005
>Votes for a pedophile
>Builds entire personality around worshipping a pedophile
>Fellow citizen points out the dangers of having a secret police in their third world country
>HAHA YOUR ZOG TEAM LOST TRIGGERED?!
Amerimutts really think they're not completely fucked, eh? Hope you enjoy bleeding out for Israel, boy.

>>513373279
If I was a messed up former ZOG bot with a conscious I'd do it even knowing that some libshit would hunt me down like a NAZI officer if they got into power. Better to take the risk and get rid of illegals so some white zoomers can get a few years of working experience than to just off myself in a corner. That is serving your country for your people. A cause worth fighting for.

>>513379616
>Meme flag
Shalom, Mossad. Go back to Brooklyn.

lots of recruitment threads today. you guys must be desperate to get warm bodies before the shit kicks off

to answer the datafarming prompt, i'm not signing up for ICE because i refuse to facilitate my country's descent into a unconstitutional totalitarian dystopia

i know that if i signed up i would be forced to carry out orders which conflict with the bill of rights, like taking my neighbors to FEMA camps and using force against anyone who resisted.

i also know the DHS runs fusion centers which carry out unlawful warrantless surveillance and harassment, something i fundamentally disagree with.

finally i know that in order to join DHS i would have to agree not to criticize Israel or the crimes committed by my own government, and to participate in committing further crimes in the future. it would represent selling my soul, something I'm not willing to do, even for a $50k signing bonus.

>>513368784 (OP)
Things will never change until the intelligence agencies, military-industrial-complex lairs and defense contractor facilities are stormed and the glowniggers and parasites who work there are executed and the data they collect is leaked to the public so that the rest of these government assets, zogbots, mercenaries, glorified jannies and authority figures can be hunted down and exterminated.

>>513379705
>Fellow citizen points out the dangers of having a secret police in their third world country
Really? ICE deporting spics is where you draw the line? Not the NSA, not the CIA for 60+ years, not the patriot act and surveillance on literally everyone. It’s ICE that’s a bridge too far for you?

>>513369351
So move.

>>513369573
You're an immigrant btw, just because you're not in India anymore does t mean you're white or American now

>>513379616
i personally feel the main threat is coming from within our society, namely the Wall Street billionaires and banks running the totalitarian corporate welfare state that ICE and the department of homeland security were created to defend

this is a recruitment thread trying to manipulate anons into becoming a footsoldier for everything /pol/ has traditionally stood against.

immigrants aren't the target- mentally ill and homeless people aren't the target- even protesters aren't the target. ICE and DHS got $150 billion because they are going to be the footsoldiers of martial law.

if you take this $50k signing bonus you are going to be taking American citizens to FEMA camps and giving out the mark of the beast once ww3 starts and martial law begins. and if you refuse to violate the constitutional rights of your neighbors, if you refuse to use violence on American citizens, you'll go in the camps too.

don't do it anons. it's not worth it. your soul is worth more than a $50k signing bonus. this is agreeing to join the army of the anti-Christ

>>513379818
Only sane amerimutt in the thread. Good Yankee.
Anyone else not actively fighting against their country being destroyed by Israel and Russian assets is a fucking mutt who deserves to be put down. Writing was on the wall in 2016.
If you want your kids growing up on Prager U slop and saluting the Israeli flag, keep standing by your pedophile president and triggering the left.
If any amerimutt tried to annex Canada, I'm enlisting just to make a necklace out of your ears.

>>513371299
ICE are the cartels now.

>>513369222
salsa me up, chief

>>513379912
don't say ICE, say DHS. the immigrants are a distraction. this recruitment push isn't about immigration enforcement, it's about building a domestic secret police apparatus capable of enforcing martial law.

anyway, what makes you think i haven't already spent the last 25 years protesting against that other stuff? your logic is all fucked up.

>>513375341
Start your own bounty hunting business and apply to be deputized. Or just go on Amazon and buy branded gear and larp. Seems to work for a lot of folks

>>513368784 (OP)
Why the fuck would i join ICE and willingly deal with browns when i could not join ICE. Get paid more to do a comfy job with only whites and kill browns legally when they enter my home unwanted?
Seems luke a loose loose.
Less pay for more brown interaction sounds terrible.

>>513380149
anon thank you for this post.

>>513370959
Good morning brazillian jeet

>>513379818
This yank understands that destroying your institutions and constitootion to mildly increase deportations is just right wing jacobinism. it even has the red hats

>>513368784 (OP)
>>$100,000 salary
>>$50,000 signing bonus
just how poor are you?

>>513376099
I got weeded out for quitting a job after 1.5 years. They're extremely sensitive about retention. Gaps in your resume or short work stints, you're gone. My resume often goes straight into the trash without consideration.

>>513368784 (OP)
I signed up, but I don’t think I’ll hear back until the hiring closes. Did anyone else hear anything yet?

>>513368784 (OP)
I'm not a piece of shit and money doesn't change that

>>513368784 (OP)
Because once Trump is voted and taken out of office they'll all be jailed for their crimes

>>513370005
No all Americans lost Jews won you will one day face the wall good goy

>>513378617
Only cucks rest on their laurels after a small win. I want a BIG WIN, and then another every year, otherwise you kikes can kiss israel goodbye.

>>513368784 (OP)
I checked my state and the only openings were all clerical and require a bachelor's degree. I only have an associates. Otherwise, I WOULD sign up.

>>513380508
>the immigrants are a distraction.
No they aren’t. They are a massive problem the majority of the country wants gone.
>this recruitment push isn't about immigration enforcement, it's about building a domestic secret police apparatus
Then why are most of them desk jobs like I posted above already. You already have a surveillance state built. You don’t need more monitoring
>capable of enforcing martial law.
See above. Also they need way, way more bodies to even attempt that. Even with 100% compliance with all military soldiers.
>anyway, what makes you think i haven't already spent the last 25 years protesting against that other stuff?
I wasn’t talking to you. I replied to the leaf. ICE is the subject of this thread. That’s the context that was brought up.
>your logic is all fucked up.
No, it’s sound. Why is this the final straw? Why wasn’t it Biden hiring tens of thousands of IRS agents? Or Obama massively expanding DHS? Or Bush initially with the Patriot Act? Why now?

There is specific, noticeable action taking against spics. You can argue it’s not enough or won’t make a difference. But it’s happening. Why are you so upset it happening?

>>513381260
Hey anon, how do big wins start? Just curious if you can grasp the concept of ramping up.

For fucks sake dude, I never said it was over or things are done. Removing 4.4M in a year is still night and day compared to every year the past 20 years when we’re adding millions. Also that 2.2M decrease is without the ICE expansion in the BBB. It should ramp up.

>>513368784 (OP)
Because I don't work for a president that fucks kids let alone protect ones that do.

>>513370959
70% of the post on 4chan are from Israel 20% are from India 10% are from retards like us.

4chan is nothing but psyop

>>513382078
You actually believe the numbers? Lmao

can I get a visa and a work permit if I want to work for ICE as a foreigner?

>>513368784 (OP)
Because I am not allowed to have guns.

>>513379112
so south park lied to us?

>>513368784 (OP)
you need a law enforcement background

>>513369573
Job is to deport illegal immigrants, not an Aussie bro coming over to help.

>>513382213
No finer group of retards I'd rather be on an Israeli government list with.
>>513382180
But did you vote for him and buy his merch? Christcucks are all about forgiveness and redemption but fail to recognize when they need to recognize the sins of their actions. Your government is run by a bunch of pedophile boomers, "both" sides, and your media monkeys have you fighting about stupid shit instead of recognizing the similarities you have with the rest of the oppressed masses.
They have you crying about sportsball teams and whether or not people can play instead of waking up and dragging your pedophile leaders to the white house lawn and executing them on Fortnite.

>>513368784 (OP)
>100,000 salary
Only for the big bosses in ICE.

>>513368972
>Signing up now would be just about the most retarded career choice anyone could possibly make.
It depends on the pension.
How long you gotta work I. Order to get be and how.much would it be?

>>513368784 (OP)
What’s the age limit?

>>513368784 (OP)
I'm fat and out of shape

>>513371953
Lol i have the right pedigree. Even POST skills and a degree. Im actually over qualified to be a fed

>>513379616
>Only (((communists))) want America to be invaded.
lol. every billionaire and millionaire wants an invasion to lower salaries.

>>513382310
Go ahead and disprove them

>>513368784 (OP)
did you read the PT requirements? Nobody here could pass.

>>513384182
Those are communists anon. Capitalism is a term invented by Marx.

>>513379616
>>513380139
>>513379772
The anon is right. China and other nations have been infiltrating America in pursuit of its destruction. They want to keep the infrastructure in tact and pick apart the corpse like vultures. Chinese saboteurs and other criminal organizations have been attacking critical infrastructure for well over 5 years. In 2024 they nearly decapitated the country.

Electric Rain Volt Typhoon Nathaniel Sergio CNASR

>>513378069
>>513381260
They have to prioritize the worst most violent criminals first, dumbass. Nobody is resting on their laurels. We are just getting started.

>>513369351
>why would I give a shit about america or the west?
Traitors like you should have a short window to leave before you face the wall.

>>513385263
>They have to prioritize the worst most violent criminals first
Yeah like Abuela with her tamale cart and Chang who owns the restaurant in town

>>513385705
They shouldnt have been working with MS13, Sinaloa, CJNG etc

>>513384307
In 2023 2.5million "irregular encounters" occurred at the southern border, most of them were apprehensions or turn aways.

>>513385952
That’s not at all what we’re talking about you absolute retard.
>says 2.5M were turned away
>ignores the multiple million more that were let in

>why don't illegal spics join the ICE

Peak retard.

>>513369351
>why would I give a shit about america or the west?
>obsesses over height...
>a country full of stupid, tall criminals....

>literally tiny indian man energy

>>513386790
The narrative you've been spoon fed is based on overall numbers for just regular everyday border traffic, the 2.5 million number is a better representation than Juan who isn't a citizen going to see his uncle and overstaying for a week.

I'm not saying there wasn't a problem, I'm saying the problem became rather normalized in a way that people can just pull a random number out of their ass and paint a scary picture with is.

>>513368784 (OP)
im not American

>>513368784 (OP)
it's full of mexicants

>>513368972
So what if it comes to the government trying to arrest government employees for doing their job that means the next civil war has already started, and if a vigilantie troon comes to your house you can blow they/thems heads off. Why do American fags always brag about muh guns but fear absolutely any confrontations

>>513368972
Where do I sign up.

>>513380463
paint

>>513388634
Said the pedophile who wants to kill freedom

>>513385705
maybe abuela shouldn't have been letting her gangbanger grandson live in her house desu
and maybe chang shouldn't have been smuggling out restricted GPUs for chinese AI projects.

>>513389588
>>513385852
You’re all liars, or idiots, or both.

>>513391064
Cope

>>513368784 (OP)
>just become a zogbot bro

>>513368784 (OP)
Anyone knows how long between applying and actually starting at the job?

>>513383029
Used to be around 40 but I think there's no age restrictions at the moment.

>>513388038
>The narrative you've been spoon fed is based on overall numbers for just regular everyday border traffic
No it’s quite literally not>>513377442
Read you nigger

>>513368784 (OP)
>join a federal agency that is super-majority beaner
>probably get screened out for being an anti-semite because they found your social media posts
>deport basically no one while engaging in petty corruption and drug trafficking
>get laid off after midterms or in 2029 at the latest
wow what a great idea

>>513382078
>Removing 4.4M in a year
Nobody believes this, not even you.

>>513368972
They’d roll you and your faggot allies though?

>>513392284
>>get laid off after midterms or in 2029 at the latest
4 years of guaranteed employment at that salary would be a god send for most folks, retard.

>>513371995
>enjoy getting dox'ed and your family being in danger


Next Democrat is going to go nuts on everyone related to that.

Even if I supported the ice shit I wouldn't do it just because there's a boiling point to all thiss.

All it takes for one upsetti mexi to snap and start going down with guns blazing.

"Because if I'm going to be deported to a shit prison possibly worse than death, why give a shit if I clap a few fat ice agents who will probably still beat the shit out of me."

Having your family in long term danger is the last worry anybody involved with this needs. It's being snatched by a hungry south american afro with a funny white line across his nose to drag your tight virgin ass into their drug den bungalow and being fucked into an average mixed marriage.

>>513393537
Anon the last line you posted sounds like some sort of sexual fantasy you have and not something remotely likely to happen

>>513368784 (OP)
>Why isn't everyone on /pol/ joining ICE
How do i get hired?

>>513394150
https://join.ice.gov/

Too bad its blocked in Germany and im too lazy to turn on my vpn

>>513392284
I'm a millennial, I never used my real name and had throw away accounts all my life. Including on Myspace.
>>513393490
How do I get hired?

>>513394295
Applying =/= Getting Hired

>>513394391
They wont come to you out of nowhere

>>513368784 (OP)
Shit man, I'd do it for half that. What's the requirements and age cutoff?

>>513394448
Well I am preparing to apply but I don't know anyone I can use as a referral.

>>513394937
Call ICE on your spic neighbors or something and than talk to one of the guys.

>>513395261
lol

dumb question, but one of the requirements for joining as an ice officer is having a drivers license, how does a neet who's never had any money to have a car acquire a driver's license?

>>513396147
go take the exam. you dont need a car to take a driving exam.

>>513392456
Again, feel free to disprove it. I’ll wait. It corroborates the “bad” jobs report from July. There were lost jobs but it’s because 1.6M spics self deported in the first half of the year.

>>513378451
I'll believe that when it's proven effective

>>513368784 (OP)
Wouldn't pass psych. Harpy mother, not my fault.

>>513396147
How do i find references? I am kinda regretting not getting involved with Police/Security work when I had the chance. It's the only jobs with good benefits in this day and age...

(I should have took the TSA job, at least I would have some similar experience) BUT NOOOOOOO

Guys I am applying I only have 1 LEO as a reference, Wish me luck. Pray for me!

>>513383015
>pension
it's 20 years to get 1/2 salary

>>513397168
Fair. It’s not in effect yet but the wording is in review and approval. He’s changing it so you can’t lowball with cheap entry level wages. It would reduce them. The only “if” is getting it into effect.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/stuartanderson/2025/07/21/new-trump-immigration-policy-ending-the-h-1b-visa-lottery/#

>>513368784 (OP)
*taps*

>>513398303
They still offer high wages to h1bs, they should unironically just outlaw it unless you can prove no Americans can fill the role. There should be a government job site that requires fair wages that they're forced to post the role on for a minimum of 3 months prior to any h1b approvals, and if they do hire an h1b the government should audit all their applicants qualifications to confirm they weren't qualified and an h1b was needed.
until they do AT MINIMUM that it isn't enough and Trump is a jeet sucker

>>513397333
idk, i've only ever had one job (making fried chicken in a grocery store for niggers) for EXACTLY 365 days before i quit and have not looked for another since. i don't think i ever spoke to any of my coworkers beyond on-the-job needs. i'd imagine mentioning on my five sentence resume that for the last quarter of my time i left work early every single day because the place blew and i wanted to spend time with my family's dying dog. i've never spoken to any of my neighbors. navigating the world of employment (governmental or otherwise) as a shunner of useless hard work and uselessly working hard, this is hard work.

>>513368784 (OP)
I smoke weed on the weekends and haven't worked in a over a decade. I assume I can't do shit because smoking weed basically denies me any fucking work despite never doing it outside the home.

>>513369351
>it's a feminist shithole that obsesses over the
concept of consent, except when a man doesnt consent to having his children kidnapped, or to being enslaved with mockingly named "child support" payments
> let sincerity and chartiy die out.
there can be no sincerity when the divorce judge is in your house watching everything you say to your "wife". there can be no charity in a country that imposes fatherlessness on children

>>513398277
>it's 20 years to get 1/2 salary
That's why retired Cops go on to do private security work and make more.

It's better than working at a private sector job and getting zero benefits when you turn 65.

>>513368784 (OP)
You need a degree and I rather eat glass than go to college

>>513399262
>You need a degree
Weak sauce

>>513398701
>They still offer high wages to h1bs, they should unironically just outlaw it unless you can prove no Americans can fill the role.
I agree, but it’s a step in the right direction to banning them completely. Or at least significantly overhaul it. In theory if you are forced to offer a high salary to a jeet, sponsor the visa, pay the legal fees (often $10k or more) the employers will just hire a US worker for the same wage.

Also
>unless you can prove no Americans can fill the role.
That is a requirement. The bullshit part is companies will make shitty, obscure postings or set the salary way too low. Then they say “see no one wants us. Give us poos”. That’s why the jobs.now you’ve probably seen the past couple days is so important. If you have white Americans applying the companies can’t legally get H1Bs. Doesn’t mean they won’t lie, but they’re breaking the law and can get fined. It’s a deterrent at least.

>>513399262
>You need a degree
a College degree is now equivalent a HS diploma 30 years ago.

Criminal Justice is the most easiest degree to obtain.

>>513368972
>they know eventually they'll all be doxxed and prosecuted
prosecuted for what, tranny?

>>513368784 (OP)
First of all: not every anon on /pol/ is a mutt that can apply.

>>513399477
You know companies just outright hire foreigners without going through h1b visas?

It's a private company and they can do what they want.

>>513368784 (OP)
I make more than that and I got a more badass job

>>513368972
Yea we know the democrats are going to doxx and lynch their political opposition if they are ever allowed back into power and this is why they must never be allowed back into power. It would be preferable and more democratic to kill all democrats and have a single party state than permit them to rule again, having made their intentions clear.

>>513399705
a foreigner on a visa requires work authorization. that's the whole point. otherwise it's illegal to hire them.

The enforcement officers have no requirements other than highschool graduate citizen.
Of course the jeets and kikes that have flooded this shithole board don't want you to apply so they're just making shit up now.

The so-called "free speech warriors" and "anti-establishment" people on /pol/ are praising the American government and attempting to work with it.
All of you deserve to be shot.

>>513368784 (OP)
Do they hire foreigners?

>>513400310
Get out of Canada shitskin.
If rolling out the "mark" means all of the foreign shitskins leave than praise Satan faggot.
Shoot them with what gun?
You quake in fear when in the presence of a firearm, because you're a shitskinned faggot indian.

>>513400040
Many times I witness while growing up, that jobs were outsourced to another country or another state (that's filled with foreigners to work there). They merge or a hostile takeover.

There is zero job security anymore...

>>513400208
>The enforcement officers have no requirements other than highschool graduate citizen.
You just need to have a pass a background check and pass the interview. We all humans.

>>513400493
I'm not an Indian, I just think you're an establishment capitalist shill who deserves to die.
Yes, I'm sure everything will be fine once 100% of the oligarchs are white instead of 99%, fucking kill yourself niggerfaggot.

>>513399930
Ahh you loves your national socialist.

>>513369177
In fairness if you're not going after the illegal immigrant industrial complex of government programs and severe punishments for employers, you won't accomplish any long term effect. More agents is a drop in the ocean.

>>513400698
>Yes, I'm sure everything will be fine once 100% of the oligarchs are white instead of 99%
they aren't 99% white. half are jews.

>>513400944
Not in Canada, and what about the other half? Are they "good people" who need to be protected against le evil joos? You fucking bootlicking faggot.
The reality is that they're all bad because capitalism is bad.

>>513401095
Calm down jeety pants. We're not doing a communism for you.

>>513401407
When you are national socialism? lol.

>>513401407
Irrelevant ad hominem, not an argument.

>>513399705
Illegals aren’t hired for office jobs you retard. Not often or in significant numbers.

>>513400561
>changes topic when proven wrong
Every time

>>513368972
>fellow Americans
Lol, lmao, kill yourself

>>513368784 (OP)
>100k salary
That would have been good 15 years ago, now it would make me poor.

>>513368784 (OP)
I could if I would!!
God bless them!

GOD BLESS
DONALD J. TRUMP
OUR ETERNAL AND PERMANENT
INTERGALACTIC GODEMPEROR

>>513368972
>>513370155
>>513370201
>>513370738
ICE are the HEROES this world NEEDS!
LITTLE CHILDREN ARE GETTING ANALLY RAPED BY ILLEGALS THIS VERY MOMENT BECAUSE OF PEOPLE LIKE YOU!
YOU SHOULD BE VERY ASHAMED!

>>513403589
Ah fun to watch you lashing out. Good. You need to get some of this pressures off your chest. Hard to believe not even one year passed and you guys are that stressed out.

>>513400844
I have always known this was going to end in violence. I guarantee this will end in violent public show trials with people executed, possibly (and hopefully) tortured to death. We will inevitably reach a breaking point and we are nearly there, the first person to successfully challenge the state violently is going to have a tidal wave of people follow in their footsteps.
All this neo con boomer pearl clutching about Jesus won't save them, you can't work for satan and then evoke Jesus when you realize the end is near (talking to you Tucker) thinking it's going to save you.
I'm not even mad that they're trying to placate us, I'm more angry that they're refusing to do what needs to be (and will inevitably be done to a worse extent if delayed) done because they're scared.

>>513368784 (OP)
>w-we really pay out signing bonuses, we p-promise

>>513397115
>there are caveats to the numbers, including the criticism that some of the survey results might be compromised by a reluctance on the part of illegal aliens to respond at a time when there's greater focus on border enforcement.
>don't respond to survey or say you're US born
>magically 4.4 million immigrants disappear.
LMAO

>>513368784 (OP)
>try to get a cushy zogbot jerb that everyone is already applying to
Fucking dumbass. What is funny about it is that it is just a show that isn't going to do shit besides get people all excited about the beanbeans squirreling away back into their own shithole and leaving ours alone.

>>513387980
https://files.fatbox.moe/l1jgp9.mp3

>>513392456
>"According to new government data"
>"According to surveys that rely on people to dox themselves and their family"

>>513368784 (OP)
>just join and get doxxed a few years later when dems are in power
Yeah no

Stop it white devils, América is our home, get over it. Newsom 2028

>>513369351
That's a lot of words to say you're too short

>>513368784 (OP)
Everyone on /pol/ should be joining a National Socialist paramilitary/militia instead. I'm so sick and fucking tired of our movement going no where because everyone is a retarded subhuman. God cursed this fucking world and maybe abandoned it.

>>513406532
I agree heartily. But how? The search engines hide them. I have been posting about this on /pol/ for a while but no one replies. We need an armed nationwide movement fully in place by 2028 to say the least. How?

I read that private clubs are allowed to discriminate on memberships. But how would you advertise? Where would you host?

>>513406532
https://patriotfront.us/action/

>>513368784 (OP)
Mom has TDS and I don't wanna upset her. It does look sweet tho.

>>513368784 (OP)
>why not ice
Can be deployed way too far away from my family. Fuck that. Otherwise, I would happily apply. Besides that, it's mostly an optic only operation and the numbers actually deported is a fucking joke.

>>513403912
>the first person to successfully challenge the state violently is going to have a tidal wave of people follow in their footsteps.
Didn't those farmers in Idaho or some shit have a week long standoff with the feds, and win?

>become a ZOGbot bro, it'll be cool bro
Fuck you.

>>513370378
This

>>513370477
>Also, they want a degree in something, anything, irrelevant to even apply. Like, do they want bodies in the positions or not?
This is my main criticism and the thing that tells me this whole thing is theater. It's designed to fail. You know who doesn't need a degree? Every single police officer. Yet for some reason jump out boys with a much more narrow scope need to go through the communist brainwasher and take out some loans to hand over directly to the exact fucking communists importing these foreign enemies.

>>513368784 (OP)
If body armor and machine guns are being used on Mexicans and not the Indian Indentured servent cartel, whats the point?

>>513368784 (OP)
Just finished the first part of my packet for HR. Spent 175 bucks getting my own medical clearance. Gonna work out every day, most of it looks easy but I’m a shit runner so I need to work on that.

>>513399477
>That is a requirement. The bullshit part is companies will make shitty, obscure postings or set the salary way too low.
Well then the DOJ needs to proactively look at these things and prosecute very aggressively. Otherwise it's all bullshit.
In short, we need to get back to people doing their fucking jobs.

>>513400040
Did the illegal jeet who crossed in from Mexico and got a CDL issued by Gavin Newsome personally to go kill a family of 3 in Florida have a valid work authorization did you think?
Do you think it's harder or easier to get an illegal technigger into a back office or a fucking federally licensed trucker (somehow) onto the road?

>>513368784 (OP)
Same reason I didn't sign up for the military in 2001 or 2002. Ill do it once I see politicians knocking on doors to deport illegals. Not going to be a mercenary for the feds to clean up the mess they created.

>>513368784 (OP)
Im a schizo and they won't take me :(
I really would like to join and serve my country and help make it better
Hopefully other anons join and van illegals . It looks so kino and so much fun. Probably work with some based people too

>>513368784 (OP)
i APPLIED FOR ICE BACK IN OCTOBER 2024 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>513403912
>>513400844
Counterpoint: we should bleach their women.

>>513391064
Go back retard.

>>513370959
They have TDS. They hate Trump more than they love America. They dont want to see America succeed, they want it to fail

>>513381260
>want big win
>do nothing to achieve it
>end up losing everything
Cryptocurrency in a nutshell.

>>513368784 (OP)
>just sign your life away

>>513368784 (OP)
>lose job the second that a democrat is elected president.

but I would love to wrangle mexicans and send them home

>>513368784 (OP)
been thinking about it

>>513368972
ah thats interesting theory, why do protestors hide their face?

>>513368784 (OP)
I'm so openly racist I can't join a police force or the military because I be asking "Why can't we start segregating nonwhites yet?" then look for chances to frag nonwhites in the squad or in public.
It needs to get to that point where its okay to say and do those things. Then you'd see a spike in White recruitment.
If I get approached maybe.

>>513405141
I can tell you that in my corner of the country, there are a lot fewer mexicans at my local walmart this summer than last. To be clear the infestation persists but it is visibly better now.

>>513379112
I think you just missed the main round brother, everyone who had applied for Deportation Officer got their list of shit to turn in through the portal Friday. And neither Deportation Officer or Criminal Investigator required LE experience

>>513408906
its glorious

>>513369602
1.6 million actually

>>513368784 (OP)
Have a decent IT job. Maybe one day tho

>>513382213
I'm down if shes down

>>513368784 (OP)
Three reasons I imagine:

a) It's not 100K a year, it's 50K with the bonus dispsered over several years
b) Most posters here probably aren't fit enough to meet the requirements
c) Most importantly, most of the posters here are probably deathly afraid of real confrontation and mixed with that you'll be hated by the general public doesn't inspire confidence to join

You're really better off just joining the police academy if you're fit enough. Or the military, at least there you get actual training and benefits.

>>513409420
>police academy at a time when the avg mutt youth has a autoGlock
Nein unless rural
>military
Maybe, but that's a lot of vaccines.

>>513407213
I think you’re thinking of the Bundys in southern UT, and that was over a decade ago and non violent.
I’m talking some politicians or officials get got and the perps can’t be caught.

>>513409329
ah hah! well done

>>513409420
I'll just get a desk job

>>513368972
You're fucking delusional lol, trannies and other gay retards wont do shit.

>>513409514
At least with the army there's actual mobility within positions and it'll look great on your resume after you're done. I can't really imagine any real reason to join ICE when you're just a thug on a McJob's salary.

>>513370005
/thread

>>513368784 (OP)
Let us know if you need backup.

>>513405677
That's a lot of words to say you're a fat roastie

>>513410305
If you dont like america, leave. If you support the enemy in its attempts to destroy america, youre a traitor who deserves a bullet to the skull.

>>513368784 (OP)
When liberals come back into power, I don't feel like veing treated like an SS, I already have to worry about liberals shooting me as a veteran.

>>513369177
Forget about the Mexicans cannucks and Flips. I'm more worried about Haitians, Colombian, Venezuela, Afghani, Paki, Jeet, Somali. tacos and flips are the least culture destroying outside of leafs. and especially no bongs, they're insufferable.

>>513368784 (OP)
lots of people are, superman just signed up
(dean cain)

>>513371711
>buy a 1996 Corolla
People always act like there's some huge market of 30 year old cheap, reliable cars in good running condition for sale.

Cars rust. People get into accidents. They wind up with owners that smoked or had dogs pissing in them.
The newer ones are more and more complex, meaning they're more expensive to fix when they break down.

You can go back probably 15 years in my area before everything's rusted out and likely a lemon.
The floor is basically ~$8k in my area for anything even carried at a used car lot. Under that it's private sales where the gamble gets even riskier.

>>513399067
Fags don't do this. Women and autogynephiles (heterosexual men with a fetish) do this. Gay men and lesbians want trannies out of the movement. The tranny push is glownigger shit. Plain and simple.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ee9WgZhdtdU

>>513368784 (OP)
>6 years LEO required, must speak Spanish and have bachelors
>Move to Texas, stand here and catch a cartel drone
>Lose your job and get jail time if you defend yourself
>Orders are to not deport any illegal who works on food service, hospitality, agriculture, or logistics
>Also can't arrest a Jew you catch red handed soliciting children
Great deal if you're already a zogbot, shit deal for everyone else.

>>513368784 (OP)
because I am 45, fat, and have no experience relevant to policing
>THE END

>>513368784 (OP)
Because I'm old and busted.
I almost made it to La Migra back in 2001, but I don't think I could now.

You glowniggers know how to get ahold of me if you think otherwise.

>>513368784 (OP)
If I am still unemployed next month I’ll go full ICE