Thread 513743863

Two weeks later:
>server turnover at Red lobster at 20 year high

>>513743863 (OP)
What happened , Goyim no longer eat giant sea cockroaches ?

>>513743863 (OP)
They don't have a choice. Whites are abandoning places faster than they can even react. Spend the least amount of money possible. If you spend, spend in Japan or something.

>>513743863 (OP)
Why would they pander to the race with the least money and the highest rate of dining and dashing?

>>513743863 (OP)
>boiling sea bugs
>in plastic bags
>to appeal to niggers
OH SAAAAAAAY CAN YOU SEEEEEEEEEEE

>>513744297
Safe bet, the CEO is a nigger he knows his own people

>>513743940
Two weeks later
>Red Lobster to close due to uptick in dine and dashers.

>>513743863 (OP)
Ironically it was black diners dooming their business to begin with. What would happen is a party of blacks would come in, demand the world from the server, and one person would order an all you can eat shrimp feast for example as the whole table shares it demanding refills repeatedly. This doesn't even factor in the fights they cause in the restaurant or dine and dashers which blacks are infamous for being. Any business catering to black people is doomed to fail.

>>513744555
Pic is their new CEO

>>513743863 (OP)
Are they accepting EBT or something?

It's the dumbest idea I've ever heard. They may as well stay open 24/7 while they're at it and have that place go full cracker barrel.

>>513744005
they do. just not from niggerlobster.

>>513743863 (OP)
Nigger gums are disgusting. So Red Lobster is going under then, if they're relying on blacks to keep them afloat

>>513743863 (OP)
I'll bet on black diners. Bet that they won't tip and will dine and dash.

>>513743863 (OP)
Nobody else is going to eat there, once you're blacked you can never come back.

>>513745171
He's jewish.

>>513744006
>Whites
>spend in Japan
Normal people don't jerk off to those cartoons, creep.

>>513746409
No, I'm not being facetious.

>>513746442
Nooo, Playstation.

>>513743863 (OP)
mmm all that delicious microplastic

>>513743863 (OP)
What kind of lowlife, uncivilized cretin enjoys these "boil bags"? I guess only uncouth, unwashed, cultureless browns do. I'll just buy fresh fish from the supermarket and grill it myself. How barbaric. I bet the place smells like shit and cocoa butter.

>>513744021
Because they will impulsively spend every dime they have, I used to wonder about this as well. It's apparently much harder to get a dollar out of a white man than a nigger (or any woman).

>>513744005
Lobsters have negligible senescence.
They never really get "old" - eventually if a lobster lives long enough, it gets too big to be potted, as they never stop growing either.

A particularly old lobster basically gets so big he can't support his own mass, and just lies down and dies.

>>513743863 (OP)
No.

>>513746774
I remember this scene from the book.
Weird seeing something I read get an adaptation while I still remember the actual contents of the plot.

>>513743863 (OP)
...was this written to be intentionally hurdling?...
>hello. I am Are Nostalgia, the new ceo
lol

>>513743863 (OP)
Black diners scamming their endless shrimp offer is what started their death spiral initially.

>>513746299
This is correct. When I did Doordash and Grubhub, only niggers were in there and only niggers ordered from there. Last time I ate at a Red Lobster it was in a college town during Endless Shrimp about 12 years ago.

>>513744555
Checked.

>>513743863 (OP)
>side of cancer with the seafood boil, please
I like how the promo photo is all obnoxious looking foids.

>>513744006
Spend cash at local businesses whenever possible. This will always be the best way to fuck the Man.

>>513746735
>A particularly old lobster basically gets so big he can't support his own mass, and just lies down and dies
No. They are nearly neutrally bouyant. It would take a multi-ton lobster to even slow down. In practice, the oldest get to maybe 15 lbs that we have any reasonable chance of finding. I think there are some truly massive Old Ones down there, just pumping out eggs and eating dolphins.

>>513746448
Nice, he should move to Israel.

>>513747601
How old? Do they live as long as the big turtles?

>>513744554
Shieeeeet

i think more young whites should be forced to work shitty jobs like this with black owners and black managers while they serve food as a fucking bitch slave to black families

>>513747851
Technically they could but molting is a bitch. Usually kills them.

>>513747721
Nailed it. You read my mind anon with that pic

>>513744555
Imagine the smell

I haven't eaten at a red lobster in over 15 years.
Why the fuck did they drop the "make it look like a shanty" thing?

>>513748790
For niggers. They tried to move towards upscale nigger club fancy.

>>513743863 (OP)
>deliberately try to fill your slop shack with niggers
Well, how long do we give it? Over by Christmas I reckon.

>>513747851
Unknown total lifespan and size. My mother has a crusher claw that's nearly a foot long, it's the size of your head. Probably came from a 12-15 pounder. There are always rumors of ones large enough to snatch a man from his boat.
Actual age? Not sure but they are documented to live past 100 and appear to gain fertility as they age, unlike pretty much everything else.
Given that, I'd guess that somewhere deep in some oceanic canyon is the oldest animal in existence. Maybe 1-2000 years old?
>>513748284
That and the vulnerability as the new shell hardens would be their most vulnerable point.

>>513749891
We all know what's down there.

>>513746735
>A particularly old lobster basically gets so big he can't support his own mass, and just lies down and dies.

So basicly a regular 1000 pound American?

>>513743863 (OP)
no because red lobster dont saeson dey crawfush

>>513743863 (OP)
do they take ebt now?

>>513743863 (OP)
My son just went to a birthday party at one, for some reason his dumbass friend insisted on going, and no they are not black.
I just asked him if it was shit, he said it was really bad.

>>513748790
>Why the fuck did they drop the "make it look like a shanty" thing?
I liked the shanty look, and the old McDonald's buildings, and the old Taco Bells, and the old Long John Silverses, and the old Pizza Huts.
Iconic, specialty built buildings

>>513743863 (OP)
Whites stopped going out because of blacks ruining society. Whites are abandoning the country as a whole. We will start migrating to Europe soon. We are tired of niggers! America is a Jewish ran state that enslaved whites to fund niggers welfare state. Then the Jew media made us have a civil war and Jewish lawyer made us to where we can’t react and god forbid they send you to jail where it’s disproportionately niggers. Your best bet is to just fucking kill the nigger and go to prison and join the Aryan brotherhood for some type of stability.

>>513743863 (OP)
Niggers have been shutting down business since 1866 and accelerating all along. If it ain't a liquor store with bullet proof glass then it ain't staying open in the niggerhood

>>513751311
>Whites stopped going out because of blacks ruining society. Whites are abandoning the country as a whole. We will start migrating to Europe soon. We are tired of niggers!
I'm all for whites being able to return to Europe, but Europe makes it very hard for us to immigrate there.
We need a right of return! Let's reclaim our ancestral home and bring Europe the Bill of Rights as a gift.

>>513750839
You know if it’s for niggers they are going to have really low prices with shit fake “ sea food”
Niggers don’t tip , walk out on meals and clog toilets with bigger nigger shits.
And no human will eat with niggers , so it will be all niggers. Have fun getting robbed in the parking lot.

>>513743863 (OP)
That's a sucker bet. You don't bet everything on a donkey in the Kentucky Derby.

>>513744555
>the CEO is a nigger
So is the new CEO of Taco Bell. Wonder what he has in store for their food.

>>513743863 (OP)
Only if they accept EBT like wingstop.

>>513743940
>red lobster will be trying out new robo servers at participating locations

>>513750089
Kek

>>513743863 (OP)
What is it with niggers and shrimp?

>>513743863 (OP)
Ask the Carnival buffet staff how that plays out.

>>513752140
>unlimited
How are you stupid enough to fall for such obvious ragebait?

>>513744005
Lobster isn't kosher. Whites are getting right with God.

>>513752676
>What is it with niggers and shrimp
Do you mean scrimps?

>>513752677
kek

>>513743863 (OP)
blacks be the new income kings so we be eatin good, y'all hear now?

>>513751580
We should take Ireland and Australia first, then attack Britain

>>513752821
Shrimp are disgusting. I feed them to the seagulls. They also give you parasites especially if you eat the ones with shit lines in them

>>513753104
stfu pajeet

>>513750089
Every aquatic creature eventually evolves into a crab, maybe excepting fish because pisceform is another efficiency punctuation.

>>513743863 (OP)
That does it I’m stealing their plates. With any luck they will associate it with niggers.

>>513743863 (OP)
>no cutlery
>eating with bare hands out of garbage bags
>jeets don't eat meat
Yeah, that kinda narrows it down, doesn't it? Niggers are the only people who will pay good money for this arrangement. Red Lobster is for the streets now.

>>513743863 (OP)
Blacks ruin everything. Red Lobster would still be serving all you can eat shrimp, if it weren't for some fucking dipshit being all niggery about it.

>>513751580
It would actually make more sense to allow Europeans to claim refugee status and try and import as many as possible. When they land, hand them a rifle and tell them welcome to America.

>>513743863 (OP)
>Black diners
They like they shit zesty and spicy yo!

Red Lobster better step up on its seasoning yo!

>>513743863 (OP)
Unironically blacks don’t want to pay out the ass for low quality seafood when they can just buy it fresh for less and cook at home.

Imagine the black family going in, being charged hundreds for a meagre seafood boil, lmao lost those customers forever.

Red Lobster sucks and always had, it relied on retarded Boomers from the Midwest who had never seen the ocean or good seafood in their life.

>>513746774
This was an entertaining show. I thought it was well done. Never read the book or watched the movie

>>513748790
>Why the fuck did they drop the "make it look like a shanty" thing?
USAID
Leftists
Democrats
Jews
Socialists

They want to demoralize you and destroy everything you like.

mah BUGS is in a HOT PLASTIC BAG? sheeeeeeit haaayylle yayyuh

>>513743863 (OP)
So they take EBT now?

seasoned chicken back on the menu!

>>513743863 (OP)
>seafood boil bags
I actually tried one of those. Didn't like it very much. I could've just had Japanese seafood instead. Cheap 7-11 sushi would've been a better experience compared to eating lobster out of a plastic bag.

>>513758931
kek

>>513743863 (OP)
Let me know when there's a white diners place where I don't have to endure niggers being loud and obnoxious

>>513743863 (OP)
>>513743940
>>513744006
Whites abandoned Red Lobster 10-15 years ago when Beyonce mentioned it in a song.
Ever since it's been a mostly black business.
Even non-open racists, even "anti-racists", generally stick their own kind. At least in terms of culture, class, etc.
When a place becomes majority black, whether it's a Seafood restaurant chain or some local bar, whites stop going.

Furthermore, over the last 20 years, it seems like whites have generally abandoned shell fish they have to peal/de-shell themselves.
Lobster? Awesome.
Crab? Awesome.
Expect me to crack my own lobster? Why the fuck did I come to a restaurant for this?

>>513744005
Lobster's awesome. Cleaning it is gross. So is cleaning an animal.
The difference between what we consider "bugs" and lobster / shellfish is lobster is large enough to clean.
Just as you would clean a chicken, or a cow, etc. You're only eating deliberate cuts of muscle in a cow or a chicken.
You're doing the same with lobster. You're not eating the bs in its torso.

A "bug" on the other hand, you've got no choice but to eat it whole. Which is disgusting.

12% of the population? Yeah sure.

>>513743863 (OP)
>Mfw you choose your own lobster from the tank and wash it with dawn dish soap.

>>513759964
You better be bleaching dat sheeit yo! Does you even seasons yo shit?

>>513752368
>robo servers banned for attacking black customers (for no reason at all)

>>513746296
People have been asking for restaurants with no tipping rules and just price server wages into the menu. Problem is it usually doesn't work. Menu's too expensive, and people feel uncomfortable not tipping a server.

But I feel like this might work at a business that targets black people. Every server I've ever met, no matter how liberal, will go on a tangent that black people never tip.
They'll also eat garbage. A restaurant could easily cut corners with food quality to adjust for the price difference, pay servers higher, and serve primarily black people.

>>513760125
>>robo servers banned for attacking black customers (for no reason at all)
Robot databases remember.

Nogs dine-n-dash and do not leave tips but they do steal any tips left they can see as they flee the scene...

>>513746774
It's so rare now to get a show that's actually fucking good. Kudos to Shogun.
>>513746822
How was the book? Would you recommend it to someone who liked the show but doesn't typically read fiction?
>>513758475
This show actually took itself seriously in its tone, and it was refreshing as hell.
Everything else in recent memory either feels quirky and ironic, or it's just such schlock no one can take it seriously.

>>513743863 (OP)

Foodie niggers kek

>>513758133
Na in the midwest we have fish frys instead with fresh fish from the great lakes.

>>513743863 (OP)
I wish I had a black gf to take to Red Lobster

>>513746409
Jamal Ginsberg, the Hassidic Homeboy.

>>513752140
I hate this fucking sticking out the tongue bullshit. Fucking niggers always dancing like retards. No wait, retards dance better honestly.

does anyone else doubt the population numbers on these guys? 13-14%? i just don't buy it. sounds very low. i feel it's more like 25-30% of the american population.

>>513743863 (OP)
A nigresses favorite munch is Red Lobster. The problem is they won't pay for it they just want to wish their princess treatment at the Red Lobster into existence. So not a sustainable model.

>>513743863 (OP)
>feeding nuclear shrimps to blacks

America really is a big Jewish experiment

>>513752733
It's not ragebait.
Niggers openly post online about scamming EBT/foodstamps. They'll brag about having 6 EBT cards somehow for one house.
Niggers, jews other non-Whites live like kings off of the backs of the only productive people in society, Whites.

>>513746678
anyone who ever let black chicks take them out knows this is true

>>513744006
Our theme parks are dying because brown people flood them en masse and ruin it by cutting lines, littering everywhere and playing jeet/nigger music in the queue.

>>513743863 (OP)
Does red lobster accept ebt?

>>513761797
>Gentrification means the white people moved in, and poof, the black people are gone!
>where'd they go boys and girls?
>Back to where they came from, of course: Atlanta

>>513743863 (OP)
It worked out great for Carnival Cruises and Chuck E Cheese.

I
don't
tip
Nigga

>>513760499
Theres anal beads mentioned quite a few times.

>>513744021
Because White taxpayers' money gets handed over to that race in vast quantities.

>>513744005
We like our sea roaches in a fishy smelling bag of dirty slime we can stick our black hands in like poos for $50.

>>513752033
why does that Taco Bell look like it came from Demolition Man

>>513762962
The franchise wars have begun!
In reality, it's a concept store with multiple drive-thru lanes at ground level and food prep above, which gets lowered down to customers.

>>513763457
That's actually a neat concept, so you can get diarrhea even more efficiently.

>>513743863 (OP)
>Black Diners
will eventually be on the List

>>513763457
>POO IN THE LOO
>SEND IT TO THE SHOE
pretty based, just drop that shit when you're ready

>>513763457
>>513763653

>>513763457
Can't fool me. That's a front for the Saint's Row gang.

>>513763449
What's in the bins?

>>513763878
It's hard to keep up with these restaurants

>>513752368
>insert that one webm of a jogger trying to steal a kurfus from a restaurant

https://www.heraldnet.com/news/4-suspects-held-in-wal-mart-shooting-are-charged-with-murder-2-could-face-death-penalty/

blacks kill a loomis guard and celebrate at "da red lobsta"