Thread 514664890

>News

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/sep/02/yvette-cooper-risks-windrush-type-consequences-asylum-migration-amber-rudd

>>514664890 (OP)
Calm down and be normal

Poolitical wankussion

>“All of this ‘Speed up, speed up, Home Office’ – that is what leads to Windrush-type consequences,” Rudd warned. “If you go too fast, that is when you make mistakes.”
>Rudd resigned after the Windrush scandal in which thousands of people were wrongly classified as illegal migrants, leading them to lose their jobs, benefits and even homes. A smaller number were arrested, detained and wrongly deported to countries they had left decades earlier.

>>514664890 (OP)
10 days until the coup

>>514665056
>wrongly classified
As if

>>514665031
if you were him would you act any differently?

>>514665056
>thousands of people
vs. Millions today.

>>514665208
This poster washes he own arse with he own piss

>>514665131
Tommy Robinson is a zogbot

>>514665330
efficacious and efficient use of resources is bad? no wonder this general is full of mongs and spastics

pissdrinking pube having a melty cos he got no attention last thread

>>514664890 (OP)
I don't think we should have forin nonces in are country

>>514665377
>Better pull wouldn't wanna catch AIDs

>>514665541
Put out*
Ffs

>>514665131
I am betting on nothing happens and the organizers hand a list of the most radical voices to the police

>>514665605
Put?

is the British media talking about this at all?

>>514665417
ok arsepiss

Men bumming themselves is cringe af

Hey everyone, have you heard the latest from the "Guardian"?

>Reeeeeeeee Stop talking about brown migrant paedophile gangs that prey on little White girls.
>Instead you should keep your mouths shut, like a good feminist should.
https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/sep/02/women-stop-linking-asylum-seekers-sexual-abuse

Sir Queer, the two-tier fucking faggot

Pull

>>514665665
If he wasn't such an absolute arsehole I might feel a shred of pity. He got burned by his fellow travellers then turned to his enemy for support. I want to see him grovel on his belly like the worm he is

cant wait for me digital id lads

>>514665031
browns are a walking biohazard

>>514665723
>trying to plug a dam that has already broken

>>514665738
This nigga gay

Josh's digital ID will have a sunflower background like his lanyard

>>514665723
I despise this publication. They hate everything about this country, but the worst part about it is that they are one of the few publications that actually does real journalism too. They use actual journalistic principles in an age of slop, but to undermine our country like they have for years.

>>514665870
One of their weaknesses is electricity, second only to the terrifying locomotive

>>514665870
I've heard about this, they are marking it for others so they know it's a good place to shit

>>514665978
The guardian died a long time ago. They only drew vaguely parallel with our interests due to the conceit of the era. That's gone and now they are regime rag.

Foreigners are a virus

>>514665978
If they think this country is so awful, why are they forcing poor, innocent BAMEs to live here?

Any male models after work? I pay really well

>>514665870
Probably still ate it.

>>514665685
id rather be nice and clean (a bit pissy round the bung area, but still) than some tissue-only GOBLIN such as yourself. urea is used in lots of natural processes and acts as an anti-bacterial too.

>>514666019
How can she zap

>>514666019
I got a jolt of electricity when I turned a lamp on in Kenya, in a hotel we booked as we landed. I just felt a little trickle of it through my hand and then pulled it away quick like. Then i told the lass I was with not to go near it.

Later I looked up at the shower and picrel is what I saw. Then in the morning we got in an uber (yes, even in the middle of Africa) and booked it to a better place.

leak the Lord Ali tape

Leftwallahs

>>514666324
Urine is not clean and contains a number of bacterial isolates such as Bacillus, Staphylococcus, Citrobacter, Klebsiella, Escherichia coli, Proteus, Pseudomonas, Salmonella, Shigella

>>514665330
i washed your mums arse with my piss

>>514666446
Who's going to watch that?

>>514666686
You've never had sex so I doubt it

>>514666672
>Bacillus, Staphylococcus, Citrobacter, Klebsiella, Escherichia coli, Proteus, Pseudomonas, Salmonella, Shigella
Is this the white stuff that I see floating in my piss sometimes? I had to piss in a pint glass (spare you the details) and I could see little wispy white things swirling around in there. Don't tell me it's just me.

>>514666803
you're raging

>>514666839
shocking

>>514666820
That stuff can only be seen via microscope so no, that stuff is called urinary sediement which potentially indicates a UTI

>>514666995
so anyways there i was blasting a piss stream up your mothers arse with the residue shit streaming down to her pussy the dirty bitch it was like a fondue fountain

>>514666798
we'll get Led By Donkeydicks to project it on Parliament

>>514666836
Calm down virglord and you may one day penetrate the vagoo

>>514666976
Mind-blowing

>>514666839
Ted Kaczynski's smiling down from the sky like the Teletubby baby

>>514667048
rattled

>>514666839
cooked
post more pajeet BBQ

>>514667068
Head so hot
Hot hot head
Head so hot it fall on shed

>>514666995
>which potentially indicates a UTI
Ah shit. I stuck my knob up some girl's bum last year and my jap's eye was weeping a few weeks later. But then after a week it disappeared completely so I forgot about it until this moment.

Now I want to piss in another one just to see if it's like that again, but last time was bad enough.

>>514666839
Ranjit, help them! Grab their ankles and pull them free! Akshit, you hold onto Ranjit to support him. Actually, everyone on the street form a conga line. We need everyone's strength to pull them free!

>>514667228
at the end of the show she had dingleberries hanging off her front pubes fucks sake

>>514665627
>rightoid influencers are all MIGA npcs
Shocker

>>514667113
My mum is a saint you swine. She would never

>>514667322
I found a pic of the xray of your spine

>>514667331
hard to picture somebody as a saint when the only image of them you can picture looks something like somebody poured a tub of gravy over a hard taco

>>514667411
??

>>514667411
picture this

josh in? can he give me some premium items from the cashshop in warframe?

>>514667422
>a tub of gravy over a hard taco
This is a fucking yank talking I swear

>>514667583
you got me dude

gravy in tacos does actually work

>>514667625
Keep gravy out of tubs you glow toothed barbarian.

Pube is 5ft 4 and has that gadgie glesga tone and accent

>>514667681
how do you go to a chinese and not order the gravy in a tub? if you dont specify the tub part they'll just drench your entire meal and it'll be soup

>>514666417
Why in God's name would you go to Kenya?

Pube shagged that dundee knife girl three years ago

>>514667775
He's ginger too

>>514667842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scNLfr1EP08

>>514667778
Yeah but it sounds strange when you say it, like Americans keep their gravy in giant tubs or something.

I bet you wear a hat while sat indoors

>Cocklepicking with Ken Hom
>(or Gok Wan if he's not up for it)

Mental illness abounds
https://www.tumblr.com/mrjoshisattvablack/793570724272111616/this-is-the-avatar-i-came-up-with-for-my-ai-llm?source=share

>>514667940
haven't worn a hat in about a decade
think i should get back to it

>>514667911
Alreeeeeeet paaal

ill get a buzzcut and bleach my hair too

shave my beard and just leave a little pencil thing

>>514667817
Long story. Met some tribal lass online during lockdown, decided to go see her there. Went there a few times actually, was even thinking of importing here here before I found out she had a kid staying with her aunt while she was there with me haha.

Anyway, the place is not that bad. You can get off the plane in the middle of the night and walk out into the 50+ people trying to be your taxi driver. Then you can book it to whichever £35/night hotel you chose and be like "Fookin 'ell, I'm in Africa!" no worries and no bother. I dunno about the rest of Africa but Kenya is safe... it's also quite shit though. You can just walk around this 3rd world developing hellhole on your own as ling as it's day time and people won't bother you. It was a fun experience to be honest but also quite soul-wrenching at the same time.

so is there really gonna be a revolution or is this just online seething? I've heard that on the street things feel totally normal.

>>514668103
>My AI
that the one he thinks he built by talking to chatgpt?

oh what i thought you said arbroath ffs fuck you man that's low

>>514668368
nothing ever happens

>>514668485
Bet you plapped him n aw

>>514668220
bleach your skin too while you're at it you wog cunt

The question really: is there anything pube WON'T stick his dick in?

>>514668608
A plug socket with a tinfoil johnny

>>514668657
idk man bet he's had the electricians around more than once

>>514668368
2 million are marching. Its pretty much just anti government though, not a tommy robinson kill mohammed rally

>>514668608
yeah you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsYpf7_E1KY
Parade beginning.

>>514668821
Your dick has done more miles in strange lands than pilgrim wagon train

>>514668952
kek

poor lil gobbly wobbly can't get a stiffly wiffly lmao

>>514668368
Nothing is happening, it's all in your mind.

>>514668952
gone from saying i've not had sex to saying i've had too much sex ffs figure it out

>>514669020
Nobody cares you autistic gaylord.

>>514666839
why is it whenever there's something fun to record some kill joy has to try and shut it down?

why are you brits all so dull in here? is it because you can't say anything interesting without being arrested?

>>514669065
Your dick is the sick man of europe

Kick Ash Sarkar in the cunt

>>514669364
There is an asshole who has nothing he enjoys more than posting in these threads as various worthless "characters" and then samefagging complaining to and about said characters, so once he shows up you can guarantee literally tens of posts of this one dipshit saying nothing at all. So actual conversation stops.

>>514669510
based

>>514668320
>it's also quite shit though
>also quite soul-wrenching at the same time.
Why lad?

>>514669510
Nothing beats the taste of battered cunt

>>514669510
I wouldn't want to go near her. Her hateful beady little black eyes scare me.

black guys doing white face now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G32siPZXgx0

you can just tell he enjoyed it way too mcuh

>americans want us to claim asylum in the US
We look so fucking pathetic right now…

Reform are not a serious party.

>>514664890 (OP)
Why does the OP keep having this limp-wrist guardian cuckery in it?

>>514670230
He's trying to bait us with leftie madness

>>514669966
Can I still claim pip if I claim asylum in the US?

>>514670093
big tits sink bigger ships

>>514670093
but you can't say those aren't serious jugs

#bapsoutforBritain

>>514670617
#bussy4keir

>>514665131
>>514665627
>>514665392
I'm crossing my fingers we get a massacre. Not even feds like Tommy could predict that. If they end up storming Westminster and the politicians get scared it could happen regardless of being lead by controlled opposition.

>used to go to Chinese takeaway years ago
>owner usually at counter
>he speaks very poor English
>friendly old man
>keeps asking me personal questions
>"u hav job?"
>I don't have job
>have to admit that i don't hav job
>"wat u do in school!?"
>haven't been to school since I was 12 years old
>have to admit to chinese man that i'm a failure
>"oh... u lik football?"
>tell him I only like Gaelic football and hurling
>he doesn't understand
>awkwardly repeat
>"oh u mean were ball bounce?"
>try to explain and clarify but my brain just shuts down
>can't think at all
>mind goes completely blank
>stare into blank space not really wanting to be here but don't want to be rude
>really embarrassed
>it's dead silence for about a full awkward 40 seconds
>new customer walks in
>hesitates to order
>looks over at me
>he almost instantly realises that something is wrong because there is a frozen retard looking at the wall while the chinese man looks at him with worry
>everyone (two people) are looking at me in silence
>20 more silent seconds later chinese man taps me on the hand and says "it ok, u can go naow"
>instantly walk out without looking at anyone
>never go back there again

>>514670294
Maybe just ignore these stupid threads and start a real brit/pol/ in future?

>>514669966
Even pajeets call it a shithole now.

>>514670792
If a boatwog goes into a school and knifes some kids that will be it

>>514671030
Its the same guy starting them all, its the same 3 people in them every single day

>>514671026
could be worse, you could be bogdan

>>514672269
Could be worse, you could spend your hours sucking off a middle aged spastic nonce on the internet

>>514672422
>27 posts
but enough about you

>>514672680
You're a loser man where's your self respect

>>514671026
>not just lying

>>514672981
Huh... I never thought of that

A yes man for an actually mentally ill larping nonce online at 18? The fuck are you doing
Was the old man nice to you on discord? Did he give you a sweetie?

>11% approval 70% disapproval
holy fuck this govt is donezo

Guarantee he was talking to you before you were 18
You should ask yourself why he has no friends of his own age
Fucking retard

>>514673330
In any meaningful way? This doesn't force a snap election. Doesn't trigger a vote of no confidence or anything. The government doesn't have to acknowledge this at all, and who cares if they'll lose the next election? The MPs can jump ship, and the major parties aren't meaningfully different in any way, really.

>>514673602
i mean the establishment is finished
the plebs are dumb but even theyre not that dumb
theyre not just gonna go back to the tories, they wont forget those 14 years that quickly
they are done with labour too, they now know they are the same as the tories just different coloured ties and dresses
we really are going to get a reform govt by default

>>514672422
Josh is a hell of a good lad

>>514674428
You're a funny guy dago

>>514665031
how is that not childporn?
oh wait, it's an old guy, he just has childlike proportions because of his cow dung diet.

>>514669966
>>americans want us to claim asylum in the US
No thanks.

>>514671026
bro I just can't handle these stories of pathetic personal failure I mean fuck, you're bringing me down man.

>>514674973
Usually anons laugh at how retarded I am. That's why I share them. So you can laugh at me. I don't give a fuck, I've accepted that i'm a tard long ago

>>514675433
I laugh with spaghetti spillers but it's a friendly laugh for people that I have some affection for

Man cauldron I just walk into Anglican Church and had to interact with dyke priest
Grim

>>514665723
Didn't they leave twitter because they kept getting community noted?

joshleto samefagging panto hours

>>514676234
if Cauldron is indicative of the how Godly the Cathos are then I want no part of it.
bunch of fakers

the chinese madlads are willywaving

might get a chinkies to wwatch the parade with

some quality kek nighttime reading lads
crynonce spamming a thread with 80+ posts larping as a internet hardman of mystery
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/504491824
crynonce after the jannies bitchslapped him and had him banned
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/504505593
a mental breakdown that continues to this day

hmmmmm

https://youtu.be/4PLFhz-l0DQ

>>514677682
Quality m8 top keks deadmum nonce discord bants nomates giggles

crynonce and bogdan are both josh btw
he posted fanfic from his paedo proxy and still spurts it out to this day, meanwhile he's afraid to fight because he's a little wimp faggot pussy oh and he's a peadophile too he got caught posting CP in /uhg/ recently

>>514677990
Fuck off bogdan

>>514678017
>33 pbtid
sad little jewish paedo

Fuck man, all these drones are fucking terrifying. Wtf. Imagine just getting snuffed by some autonomous robot dog.

>>514678052
Another lifelong loser

>>514678149
you really are yeah. 19 hours a day
you sad fat jewish paedo

>>514678184
You really are a mong

Josh is a Ρaedophile jew

>>514677682
Never forget that Crynonce once posted his hand and it was confirmed that he was the fatty boom boom all along

a chinamans willy is a magical thing

>Joshleto samefagging melty
lol
josh is a sad fat jewish paedophile

Fatty boom boom Crynonce kek

Josh literally has tits
but don't worry, he's gonna get shredded any day now
KEK
meanwhile, he's having a multi-ID vpn fag melty
because he's a nonce lol

Reminder Jnonce got caught posting CP in /uhg/ and he got booted from discord for posting CP there too.
>gets rattled
>samefags
lol
lmao even

Crynonce is a fat boomer kek
What a sad sad little cunt

He's literally a paedophile
he posts child porn in /uhg/
then has meltys on multiple IDs when it's pointed out

https://g1.globo.com/politica/noticia/2025/09/02/julgamento-de-bolsonaro-no-stf-alexandre-de-moraes-le-relatorio.ghtml

His TRIAL is TODAY. If sentenced, he gets 40+ years in prison.

>>514673209

Look how his disgusting finger fat spills over onto his ring
fatty boom boom kek

reminder josh laughed when white girls got stabbed, and he grasses on patriotic brits. because he's an obese jew with tits. and also a paedophile who posts child porn in /uhg/

>>514678793
Did you ever go into the miltary or was it all just a larp? The manifesto? The 4chan guide?

>>514665665
m8 it's front page news

>>514678874
>Military
I tried but i gave up after a year since they were too incompetent. Usually it takes only 1-2 months for it but i was dealing with black women so yanno. Shame. Maybe it’s a blessing in disguise so my mogul arc can take off.
>The 4chan guide?
We dont talk about that. /pol/ is no longer /pol/ so it’s a waste of time. It’s just Twitter screenshots and no real discussion of political theory/history.

>>514679250
Fair doos. What about the manifesto? still working on the magnum opus or purely paperchasing now?

>>514679250
>no real discussion of political theory
Although the Peter Hitchens Tripfag has begun to talk about Marxist theory so maybe we are making a major oldfag comeback

>>514679410
>/pol/ is no longer /pol/ so it’s a waste of time
Reckon you contributed to that with your nonce arselicking in some small way?

>>514679555
No, its called playing the long troll

>>514665807
Settle down tranny. He's been open about his mistakes when he was a lefties and apologized.

>>514680133
Sounds like it's called washing your bloody hands and claiming you had nothing to do with it

>>514680306
Should we forgive and forget that easily? How many lives has he tried to ruin along the way?

>>514680403
Josh is singlehandedly reviving real political discussion on Brit/pol/ via Marxist theory
I saved this general
You’re welcome

>>514677682
You have fat flabby bitchtits lmfao

>>514680484
Lel. The general served its purpose and is now vestigal. I only feel something for its fallen soldiers. Sadly boys like cancerlad won't see the final victory
We'll get there despite how much a faggot you are

>>514665131
I fucking hope they do another J6

Not that you're a glowmong obviously. You are a faggot though

Turns out it was easier to stop the Axis than to stop third world immigration

Best of luck with the money and all that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jlfr1rCByM8
The next war won't be like this

night lads

>>514682164
Night lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ceDUE8D0Ys