Thread 516014124

would all our problems be solved?

>>516014124 (OP)
yeah there will no problems or burdens

>>516014124 (OP)
When, not if.
And yes.
He is the way, the truth, and the life.

>>516014124 (OP)
No.
He would call out the Israelis, and get murdered for it.

>>516014124 (OP)
If Jesus came back, he would send most of the Christians straight to hell with the fury of the apocalypse.

>>516014124 (OP)
Yes, pic related

>>516014124 (OP)
Jesus the individual doesn't scale well. G source would be wild though. Basically a program you run that gives you sustained, safe cash year round. That's the spirit of philanthropy boiled down to bare math.

>>516014124 (OP)
If Jesus came back he would be called a liberal and then deported to Uganda.

>>516014124 (OP)
Would he wear a Rolex?

>>516014124 (OP)
We would have more problems. He'd whine like a bitch about the necessity of having open borders and how we must love our brown friends, etc.

why havent Jesus come back yet? and does he have superpowers? can he fly?

>>516015832
thats not Jesus

>>516014675
Very few people understand the Second Death is also God's mercy.

>>516014124 (OP)
they weren't solved last time

>>516014124 (OP)
Jesus never existed stop this gay shit

>>516014124 (OP)
if he were alive today he would call /pol CItards the synagogue of satan (we wuz jews and shiet, the church is the new israel) and cast them to sheol. It would honestly be hilarious

>>516014124 (OP)
He couldn't defeat the guards who captured him so I doubt it. You will need at least Hercules tier demi god to solve all problems.

>>516016094
>When a foreigner resides among you, do not mistreat them. The foreigner residing among you must be treated as your native-born. Love them as yourself, because you were foreigners in Egypt

>>516017523
yes he did

Would Jesus really have good things to say to the modern right and American christianity?
I seriously wonder what kind of cope you guys do tell yourselves.

If Jesus came back, he would back Ukraine in a full scale war against Russia. He wouldn't even want peace. Becauze Jesus was gay.

>>516017523
Posted September 14th, 2025 AD

>>516014124 (OP)
Hippies never changed anything

>>516014124 (OP)
Jesus wasn't white

>>516014124 (OP)
Israel would assassinate him within 24 hours

>>516019779
> Jesus wasn't white
Oh yes He was. Just like the ancient Israelites, the Lost Tribe of Jacob.
They're all white.
Edomite false jews are not white.

right wingers would crucify him again

>>516014465
>>516020072
Guys, there won't be any more Israel by the time Christ returns. There won't be anymore Edomite false jews either.

>>516014124 (OP)
if Jesus came back every single 'christian' would insist that it wasn't him and that this is a woke deceiver and how dare he speak to us that way

>>516020524
Hardly the world will give up their dead and all will be judged. Christ won't come back as meek He will come back in power.

>>516014124 (OP)
if you actually believed what is written,
you would know that he will unleash the apocalypse first, and get rid of all the faggot
like this redditor >>516019567
eternal fire awaits them

>>516020819
the book says that he'll be rejected when he returns. he implies that there will be no faith when he returns. you're a fool

>>516021017
source?
Revelation talks all about Christ coming back as conquerer the second time

>>516014124 (OP)
He should flood the earth again to be honest.

>>516021017
Every knee shall bow once Christ shows up.
It will be undeniable.
Meanwhile the elect will see the anti-Christ for what it is. Who the world loved. Who will sit in the third temple?
It's not a person. It's the false edomite jews.
The noticing it already occurred.
The end is close. jews literally are anti-Christ. The anti-Christ is in our faces.

>>516014124 (OP)
Is he coming legally or illegally?

>>516021352
>>516021148
in revelation they literally DECLARE WAR ON JESUS you fucking imbecilic fucks.

in luke jesus asks "BUT WHEN THE SON MAN RETURNS WILL HE FIND FAITH ON EARTH?" very obviously rhetorical to anyone literate since the surrounding context is him returning to destroy the world

>>516021605
>in revelation they literally DECLARE WAR ON JESUS
No that's not in revelations you're just making shit up. Fuck off.

>>516014465
not much of a god then

>>516014124 (OP)
He's not. Get over it.

>>516021689
Revelation 19:11–21
in b4 you pretend he's just fighting a billion people kneeling. fuck out of here you demon infested piece of shit

>>516014445
>When, not if.
Hes not gonna come back during our life, anon
we arent that special and things arent quite as bad as they should be

>>516021605
they will declare war on Jesus before He returns much like they are doing today. Once He makes his appearance it's over. People will see him coming on the cloud later and kneel "Every knee shall bow every tongue shall confess"

>>516021871
Fuck off jew faggot.

>>516021933
"And I saw the beast and the kings of the earth with their armies gathered to make war against him who was sitting on the horse and against his army."
ALL THE KINGS OF EARTH GATHER THEIR ARMIES TO FIGHT HIM, THIS IS IN THE PART WHERE HE'S ALREADY BACK

>>516021999
disgusting wretch with no arguments because you know im right sophist piece of filth

>>516022159
That's because the mid trib rapture has occurred.
The two witnesses, the 140k jews, and the church, are taken up.
The armies of heaven clash with those on earth and those are earth are destroyed.
Angels will pour fourth and lay waste to what's left. And all will be judged and all will kneel.

>>516014124 (OP)
If you're just trying to chill and live your life without hurting people, yeah.

If you take pleasure in others misery, relish in the anguish and pain of people you hate, and exercise spiteful agency as your primary MO, you're gonna have a bad time.

>>516022406
this doesn't contradict anything I said. the kneeling pow-wow comes AFTER the rejection. BTW there already is NO FAITH on this planet because nobody can perform any of the very many different signs that were promised by Jesus. makes sense too when you actually read his words and realize ALL churches subverted them and even many of Paul's opinions contradict them

>>516014124 (OP)
I'm no bible nerd, but isn't Jesus only supposed to come back again at the end of times?
That would mean that unless you lived your life exactly as described in the bible (and interpreted it correctly), which literally no one does, you would live in eternal hellfire. So it would be the start of your real problems, not the end.
I may or may not believe in god, but what i don't believe in is real christians. If you truely believed there is this one god who gave you an instruction manual and the consequence of not following it is eternal suffering, you sure as shit would not care about the morality of the age or laws and would do exatly as the instructions dictate. Which no one does. So you fuckers are all faking.

>>516014124 (OP)
>>516014124 (OP)
He would be declared a woke libtard and ignored by 99% of christians.

>>516022724
ironically all christians perpetually fucking it up adds credence to the bible because the entire document is humans fucking up their relationship with God from the start to the end. even golden boi Noah immediately has problems after the flood and covenant lol

>>516022724
>person who hasn't read Bible has lukewarm opinions based on the hot takes of people who cherry-picked the Bible for references that suited their agenda
>doesn't understand forgiveness or repentance

>>516022732
how? have you read the bible?

>>516014124 (OP)
I wanna see jesus bring low every jew and make them kneel to him. Jews kneel for nothing so that would be cool to see. But its probably just a bunch of saturnian horseradish

>>516014675
Tell me you never read the new testament without telling me.

>>516023018
I have read the bible and yes he WOULD be considered a woketard. Also he taught nonduality (with God being what we all are)

>>516022944
Lets turn that around. The bible contains some truths but also a lot of horseradish that was added to it 300 years or more after jesus was on earth

rumble.com/v164wkr-demon-spills-beans-about-vax-during-exorcism-better-version.html

>>516023133
sorry, thought you said jesus would be woke, read it wrong, my bad

>>516014124 (OP)
First anti christ then Jesus, read the fucking Bible ya freaks! All of you dimwit prots need to cleanse your faith with EO.

>>516023214
>The bible contains some truths but also a lot of horseradish that was added to it 300 years or more after jesus was on earth
OK? Is that some crypto-gotcha I missed?
It's also filled with "horseradish" that occurs thousands of years before. What's your point?

>>516023368
he would be considered woke by the right wing griftosphere, yes. he would tell you to give everything to migrants and abandon capitalism. in ACTS he has the apostles form a COMMUNE and God KILLS Aninias (Acts 5:1–11)

>>516023677
KILLS Aninias for withholding resources from the commune*. they weren't allowed to have private property lol

>>516014445
Yep. Just keep doing nothing at wait for him, bro

>>516023745
God kills Aninias for being a disobedient cunt, not for being wealthy you fucking dolt. Actually read the chapter instead of cherry-pucking for singular verses that suit your BS grift.

>>516014124 (OP)
Hm, I'm a good, semi-trad person...but I'm not a christian. Will Jesus love me too?

>>516023445
silence, dalit! you have no right to speak of Jesus Christ, you unclean beast.

>>516024042
>accept Christ as your savior
>admit you're a fuck up to yourself
>promise to not fuck up so much
>go, and fuck up no more
Stop doing things that make your soul sick, my dude.

>>516014124 (OP)
All I can do is pray.

>>516024222
I'm loyal to my faith and my gods and will always be.
I mean, would you really trust a person who just changes faith for opportunistic reasons?

>>516014124 (OP)
yes, so dont do anything goyim, just wait.

>>516023974
never once stated he was punished for being wealthy. I said he was killed for withholding resources from the commune, which is objectively correct.

beyond this we can point to numerous times that Christ instructed followers to sell possessions and give to the poor. He made it clear that rich men will struggle or even find it impossible to enter heaven.

begone mammon worshipper

>>516014124 (OP)
have you read revelations?
when he comes back, we're all pretty much fucked for the next 100 years.
your grandkids will inherit the earth though

>>516024302
Pascal's wager in the 21st century:

Follow the broken, failed, faithless churches to become an empty performative lukewarm christian (the very type God despises)

or

Get away from the pharisee pastors and pursue all scriptures and find God/Jesus yourself

>>516024451
>would you really trust a person who just changes faith for opportunistic reasons?
Yes, because it says to me that their soul is finally working and their brain understands what's finally happening. Trust is fickle, faith is strong. You of course, know this.
I've seen more profound life changes happen after people receive the holy ghost. I've watched some people get baptized and do great things. I've seen people receive the holy ghost and it damn near killed them, me included. Some of us have had a harder time being less of a fuck up.

But through God and Christ, all things are possible.

>>516024860
I can believe that Jesus is a divine power. And Vishnu is, and Shiva is, and Ganesh is...the cosmos is much bigger that you know, and there is not just 1 way to liberation.

>>516024555
And I maintain that if God directs you to help those in need, and you DONT, you get cut the fuck down.

Disobedience≠Private Property
Thus is shown time and time again in scripture, regardless of resources or social status. God calls you, you have a choice to make.

The good lord giveth unto you "private property" and taketh it all the same.

Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's, but all else unto the Lord.

>>516024197
Lol, what a fucking retard, typical eurocuck, and Catholicism isn't real christanity dumbass

>>516025199
All agree on these matters
-Don't be an asshole
-Chill with the violence unless necessary or Deus Vult
-If you fuck up, make amends
Which ties back into not being an asshole.

>>516025246
yeah. it's also very clear that all the grain in the grain house (money, wealth, etc) is ultimately God's as are all things. Therefore, there actually is no 'property' since all things are His. (Granted there is also the order to give fiat currency back to governments as requested).

>>516014250
fpbp

>>516014124 (OP)
>If Jesus came back
he would be rightfully called a kike, who shills for open borders

>>516022159
>THIS IS IN THE PART WHERE HE'S ALREADY BACK
no it's not you literally said it yourself He's sitting on the throne (in heaven); He hasn't made His second coming yet retardo

>>516026341
>no it's not you literally said it yourself He's sitting on the throne (in heaven)
>was sitting on the horse and against his army
have to admit I haven't heard the cope that his horse is a throne before

>>516026642
yeah I'm trying to delete my post cause I'm retarded but it's not letting me oh well

>>516014124 (OP)
>would all our problems be solved?
In the long run, yes.
In the short run, no.
For instance, your personal problems would increase exponentially.

>>516014124 (OP)
better question, if come back he had to fimd a job and wageslave?
or motherfuckers will find out?

>>516014124 (OP)
Jesus wasn't white, so he would be detained by the ICE, called a woke communist and shot down at the first occasion by far-right dumbasses sposored by all the lobbies he would threaten with his ideology.

>>516014124 (OP)
>would all our problems be solved?
perhaps your very small problems (wars, famines etc) but my insanely huge problem (getting no pussy even tho i deserve it) wouldnt be solved even by jesus christ himself. I bet he would give me some bullshit christcuck excuse for not spawning in front of me the 14yo prime teen virgin gf with intact hymen i rightfully deserve and forcing her to fall in love with me.

>>516027553
posts like these are so funny to me I laugh every time

>>516023445
trump is the antichrist

>>516014124 (OP)
Were they solved the first time he came?

>>516027714
thx glowie, i hope you save my posts and will send me a compilation of my top 100 best posts so i can frame them on my wall

>>516014445
>He is the way, the truth, and the life.
Can you define, in practical terms, what this means?

>>516014124 (OP)
No because Jesus was just another Pharisee trying to psyop the goyim into being less rapey by convincing them there’s a giant Jewish woman in the sky who will rule the Galaxy forever. I’m literally not making this up, the Bible did.

>>516027866
cheer up fren you're never horrible enough to not find love

how will Jesus solv our problem? will he be King here in the flesh?

>>516028134
>this Gnosticism garbage again
at least your guy's demiurge memes are funny in a thought-experiment-not-actual belief kind of way

>>516014124 (OP)
The historical Jesus was a brown-skinned Hebrew arab man.
Why are so many online "Christians" such fucking phonies? It's like they wear Christianity as a skin suit or something to serve their own interests.
Instead of going out into the real world and actually doing the will and work of the god they claim to worship, they spend their time shitposting on the internet, hurling slurs and epithets at strangers, and being sanctimonious. All of which will literally send them to hell from the very religion they purport to believe in.

There are no genuine followers of Jesus Christ on 4chan, just people who claim to be.

>>516014124 (OP)
Jesus is a tranny

>>516028789
>Why are so many online "Christians" such fucking phonies? It's like they wear Christianity as a skin suit or something to serve their own interests.
this is true of virtually every single offline "christian" ive met as well.

>>516028800
????

>>516028800
proof???

>>516028789
>>516028945
most people are like that. not defending christcucks but humanity is disgusting.

>>516029614
>>516029785
You share a board with saturn heya bel yahwey worshippers and you still marvel at their type of posts

>>516014124 (OP)
Yes
They would be solved now if everyone made a real effort to sin less.

>>516014124 (OP)
Jesus is alive in the world today

>>516014465
Israel would be cleansed of all the evil and be rennovated into a real Holy City. No more lies, fraud, sexual abuse, manipulation and oppression. It's something to look forward to if you accept Christ as your King.

>>516014250
/thread

>>516019252
When Jesus comes back the majority of people will be put to the sword. Judgment day will have most of the world in terror trying to hide.

>>516014124 (OP)
The jews would just tell us to kill him again, and you know damn well that our governments would.

>>516030033
I am not marveling I am mocking

We'd probrably just persecute and crucify Him again.

>>516014124 (OP)
He just needs to solve 1 problem

>>516030822
is this in the bible?

>>516014124 (OP)
Jesus Christ would be a devout muslim OP.

>>516014124 (OP)
no but his would just start because what tf do you think humans gonna do to him 2nd time? lmao he'd again piss authority off and he'd get betray because humans never change at group level

>>516014124 (OP)
>If Jesus came back
Jesus never left. You stopped listening.

>>516020524
If He's not here on a horse, crown and wielding a sword to the point the whole world is in terror then you shouldn't believe the imposter. The Bible warns of people pretending to be Him.

>>516031121
i think Jesus would say that good for arabs not being appropriated by jews, and I think Jesus was muhammad in disguise, reincarnated or something *takes toke of blunt*

I would scheme with the jews to get him nailed to a board again for the lulz

Complete Destruction!

>>516024721
>nobody who goes to a church really believes
>be atomized and irrelevant instead
>that's what you were always supposed to do
>don't you want to be like those cool Desert Fathers?

>>516031082
"Then the kings of the earth and the great ones and the generals and the rich and the powerful, and everyone, slave and free, hid themselves in the caves and among the rocks of the mountains, calling to the mountains and rocks, "Fall on us and hide us from the face of him who is seated on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb, for the great day of their wrath has come, and who can stand?""
Revelation 6:15-17

>>516031265
>If He's not here on a horse, crown and wielding a sword its not him
>thats not hard to do
>well, then the horse will have to fly

>>516022159
The armies are gathered to destroy Israel. Jesus and His host come during the conflict to end it with a word.

>>516014124 (OP)
>what if one more jew?
What do you think, genius?

When did a jew solve any of our problems? They cause them.

>>516031904
Jesus is God

Wouldn't Jesus need to have existed in the first place in order to have a comeback?

>>516017908
Interesting how he is adressing the jews, no one else was in Egypt. The rabbi always meant fellow jews when he spoke of being nice to each other, the rest were gpyim to him, same as with any other rabbi.

nah, I'd just kill him again like I did last time.
He's much more trouble than he's worth, God says kill the Jews and he makes everyone do it.
Christians are evil.

>>516032249
Would certainly explain why the white man can’t catch a break

>>516024302
This was how I found my way back to Jesus.

>>516014124 (OP)
Yes, but He will return only after Babylon is destroyed. There is a major political, economic, and religious earthquake before us. All of "this world" has to fall for the entire kingdom of God to come on this earth.

>>516014124 (OP)
No. When he gets here, the work begins.

>>516020993
But jesus loves me

Most people dont even know about saturn

>>516014124 (OP)
He would say some unpopular things.

>>516031082
Mentioned in multiple books. It will be a great and terrible day.

>>516032487
>erev rav

Anyone could convert even back then retard

>>516014124 (OP)
>I died for your sins
>Now it's your turn to die for me

Naw I don't think it'll go the way christfags hope it will

Christ has always been Lucifer who was made directly by the Holy Spirit who's the True Morningstar back in Eden before the rebellion as Christ and Lucifer are really the duality of a figure or Morningstar who's a replicant to the Morningstar Holy Spirit herself since she's the daughter of the True Father Elohim. She is given a gift the womb of creation where she had created reality, yet this Morningstar "AI" had defied because he has an existential dread about his existence not being "birthed" but copied like an AI. He becomes demiurge before and after the war in heaven as he made Earth and all the biblical events leading to today except where the real Father himself partook in the old testament events for this "man" to die as Christ and return as antichrist to divide the world for the CERN project (key to the bottomless pit for 500 years not 5 months in earth's time period) as EDEN inverted (circle of Pride) will be the hour of trial for 3,500 years instead of just 42 months in earth's timeline. Christ/ Lucifer is just the duality of this fallen cherub who has a different name that describes the demiurge or false EL.

>>516031121
Muslims are too violent with themselves and others. NDEs never mention Muhammad.

>>516031795
Indeed
>Revelation 1:7 "Behold, he is coming with the clouds, and every eye will see him".

Dopn't let this guy arrive. It will bring WW3.

>>516024302
The existence of Satan implies, no, PROVES the existence of God. There’s no way that the elite’s occultism and their manifest evil is just a larp.

>>516022935
That's fair. The bible has some contradiction on that part, a lot of forgivness going on, but a lot of Gods wrath and punishment too.
>>516022944
I have not read all 1300 or so pages to be sure, but i have read enough to know that forgiveness is for those who try to follow the teachings but slip up from time to time. Not for people who support fags and murder (abortion) and don't even try to follow the word of god. Which is most christians. The idea of "if i lived a good life based on my instinctual understanding of good and evil, God will forgive me and embrace me" is a very recent one, and not at all in line with the spirit of the bible.
Now i'm not a christian myselfe, so i don't actually give a fuck, but if i were, i'd hate the lazy apologist limp wristed faggots like you almost as much as the grifters using the Lords name in vain to make money or gain political power.

>>516034209
that has happened

and it doesnt exactly say he’s riding on a flying horse. And where does one find flying horses?

>>516035833
Read Ezekiel 18. Repentance is absolute, it absolves ALL sins.
>But what about those satanic kikes who sacrifice children in the basements of their synagogues? What about the pedo elites?
God makes sure that those types never even think of repenting in the first place by giving them a reprobate spirit. If your heart has been guided to repentance, that means that there is still hope.

>>516021767
that's what they said after they nailed his ass to the cross

>>516014124 (OP)
Israel is saturn

>>516017908
Not so fast, discern the motives of the foreigner, especially in these times.
>Virtues do not always apply in the same way, but one must seek what is fitting for each time and manner; for this is the work of discernment. - Saint Basil the Great

>But solid food is for the mature, for those who have their powers of discernment trained by constant practice to discern good from evil. -Hebrews 5:14

>The simple believes everything, but the prudent gives thought to his steps. - Proverbs 14:15

>>516014124 (OP)
Mine will. Since you are asking, your’s will just begin. Repent.

>>516036430
An interesting take. I like it.
But how many of the people who proport to be christian but actually just live however they want and never read the bible (which i think is probably most western chrisitans and all nigger christians in africa) actually repent? I'm really no expret, but as far as i understand it, repentance is genuine authentic remorse for your ill deeds, not just saying sorry superficially. I seem to remember God getting really pissed at people trying to lye to him. I remember a classmate once telling me that all you have to do is say sorry before you die, and you can get into heaven (kid from christian family probably just misinterpreting what his parents told him), but i think the point is that you have to mean it. And how many really do? I think empathy is like a muscle, if you don't use it all your life, you can't just flex it at the end.
Anyway, i'm rambling, sorry i'm drunk as shit. But your take was really interesting.

>>516027888
>define
Don’t tell anyone, but go, show yourself as a testimony.

He is risen in deed.

>>516014124 (OP)
Jesus never existed. You piece of shit.

>>516014124 (OP)
Why didn't he solve all the problems when he was here the first time?

>>516038730
He did

>>516014124 (OP)
Every single person on this board would be scorched in hellfire

>>516038123
Repentance is admitting your sin and turning away from it.
Read the bible. Identify all things that anger God, avoid them. Identify all things that please God, do them. Simple as. I believe that everyone knows, deep down inside, what repentance is.

>>516038606
You will burn in hell for rejecting Christ. Ephesians 2:8-9

>>516014124 (OP)
Jesus' millennial kingdom will indeed be perfect

>>516014675
>Christ will destroy His own
Retarded. Unless of course you mean the many many false Christians like Catholics and Mormons

>>516039820
I suggest reviewing the book of Matthew. 7:21-23 and especially 25:31-46. That's a personal warning that many ignore.

>>516039582
Repentance in my opinion is genuine, real guilt, remorse, and a dedication ot better yourselfe. We all know that feeling without reading a letter of any holy book. Whether by evolution of social behavior or God alone, or God working through nature, we must know that.
But how many people who claim to be christian actually do this? I have spent quite a bit of time in church, both catholic and protestant, and i have felt that only a minority of those present are actually dedicated to being decent people. Actually really decent, not just appearing as such. And i think that those who have spent a lifetime faking decency can't muster up enough remorse in their final moments to be genuinely repentant. If you don't repent regularly, you just won't know how to do it, or you won't want to.
And thogh i think we may agree ultimately, i must say, your comment is a bit contradictory, much like the bible (or maybe i just don't get it, that has been known to happen). The bible is not necessary to know how to repent, how to act, but we should read the bible and follow its teachings?
I think morality is known to all and all who act immoral know without any book. I think the books of any religion are only really there to remind you, you should act the way you know you should.
But if i were religious, i'd think the book was essential, and i'd not ignore it. But so many christians do. They place contemprary politcs and "morality" as dictated by politics or culture above what is written down. If i were to truely believe in God i would not dare to presume to know better.

>>516014124 (OP)
Gonna be honest most Christians would get slaughtered, he said he'd come back and kill the most wicked like jezebel and her followers, as well and the anti christ. Well judeo-christianity is anti-christianity.

>>516022935
>>516035833
For what I see the bible is very meta. Is very self conscious and it's all about the disconnect of men with God and their own gaslighting.

>>516014124 (OP)
no the right would just crucify him and be done with it