Thread 516639488

How do you avoid getting vanned once WW3 starts?

>>516639488 (OP)
Not sure there would be any point to a draft once the nuclear weapons starts flying.

>>516639488 (OP)
I would be more concerned if I were you.

>>516639583
It's going to be a new proxy war or the expansion of okraina war.

>>516639488 (OP)
we don't van people ivan
they either go to war or they go to jail when their number comes up
all were pardoned by the president at the end of the last draft war

>>516639583
In case you haven't noticed, the military higher-ups everywhere aren't exactly the sharpest tools in the shed. I wouldn't count on things like common sense stopping them from following their scripts.

>>516639488 (OP)
Superior firepower. Kill them all.

>>516639488 (OP)
I wonder what was so curious about the tree

>>516639488 (OP)
Once WW3 starts there won't be any vannings since the northern hemisphere will quickly be reduced to nuclear desolation.

>>516639488 (OP)
Let's see that fag Putin send his troops across the ocean, then again, I can see Russia sending troops into Canada, and China sending their troops through Mexico, to enter the US.

Jew haters need partyv&

>>516639488 (OP)
That video isn't real, but they want you to think it is.

>>516639793
True enough. I wouldn’t be surprised if the majors and generals in the U.S believe that we’d support a ground invasion of Iran for Israel as revenge for 9/11. Clueless retards, all of them.

>>516639488 (OP)

>How do you avoid getting vanned once WW3 starts?

you don't

>>516639754
I hope they had to do labor in prison though. That's only fair.

>>516639911
It is real. Once the war is over Zelenskyite pressgang members will be hunted down like dogs by what is left of the Ukrainian people.

>>516639488 (OP)
If WW3 starts there's no reason to avoid fighting.
You will get a free AK and a bottle of vodka. Isnt that a pure happiness?
What else will you do, hide in a ruins of dead cities, eating cockroaches and drinking piss?

>>516639488 (OP)
Just be an obese mentally ill retard who'd be too much of a liability at anything.
Problem. Solved.

>>516639488 (OP)
Tell them you get car sick.
Check mate.

>>516639488 (OP)
its called grabbing my go bag and getting on the first flight to western europe or new zealand

>>516640060
>Just be an obese mentally ill retard who'd be too much of a liability at anything.
They’ll just use you as drone bait or a mineclearer then.

>>516639488 (OP)
Carry a knife with you at all times (in your belt). Even if you grab you by both arms and legs and carry you away they're probably not going to be able to 100% restrict your arm movement because it's multiple guys working together and they won't be perfect about it.
>t. got jumped by 3-4 guys once like this, pulled my knife out and they instantly reconsidered.
In a ukraine type situation, they're going to go for their guns after you do this so you have to be ready to kill or be killed imo. Especially since if they capture you, you're going to be sent to the front with the other draftees before even being given a weapon, so it's a death sentence if you're caught.

>>516640032
If it's real it's probably staged. Why? PSYOP force projection.

>>516640045
Personally I'd prefer to fuck off into the steppes or taiga and live there for as long as I'll manage to, but you do you.

>>516640167
*even if they grab you

>>516640154
Our constitution prevents such inhumane things. I am sure the American one does not, though.

>>516640045
>if global thermonuclear war starts because of jewish politicians, then goy you're out of options!
kek no

>>516639488 (OP)
Being too old and having a disability on record. I'll drive the round-up van though, minivans remind me of grandma and that's comfy.

>>516639488 (OP)
And they saw the jews have no power to wipe a people out through wars....

Were not done with the Emu war, war on drugs, war on terror, war on poverty, WW1 and WW2 even and the cold war.

They're going to have to buy an ad and make it damn convincing if they want my participation in WW3.

>>516640180
but you can see them on street cams....

>>516639488 (OP)
These look like foreign contractors doing this shit. Not even Ukrainians.

>>516640374
It's coordinated with special agent actors including the "civilians". It's all staged.

>>516640024
it was a max 5 year stay in federal prison as a felon, not bad if you were just going to the meat grinder to die
mohammad ali got max sentence because they drafted him and he told them to go fuck themselves

>>516640211
Seems like a good idea too, if you have survival skills.
Though I will stick to the trenches, its more familiar to me.

>>516640329
I think Britain and Israel will get the first bombs anyway.

>>516639488 (OP)
Shooting.

>>516640045
>Ak has no bullets
>And the vodka is just 5% alcohol (because some asshole cut it short).

You're fucked any way you dice it.

>>516639488 (OP)
Poo + pee = No draft for me

>>516639488 (OP)
i heard all the guys doing that are polish citizens/army basically.

>>516639488 (OP)
I would get a van of my own.

>>516640585
but maybe longer if they had to fight in prison and form gangs. also some of them got raped

>>516641029
I love it when some stupid fucker makes a shill post, but they're so low IQ they can't even make a half assed convincing shill post.

>flag

Yep, checks out.

>>516639488 (OP)
Flee to Oceania and Polynesia.

>>516639488 (OP)
>call the related government office that oversee the conscription
>introduce yourself to them in your father’s/uncle’s/grandfather’s name
>tell them your son is being unpatriotic and hiding in your home
>invite them in, and tell them you will help them convince him
>wait until they arrive
>ACTIVATE TESLA COILS

>>516639846
Moves thr phone a bit away to avoid being spotted that he films. When danger is gone , he resumes filming .

>>516639488 (OP)
I have strong NO word

>>516640045

>>516640211
the is the full spectrum of the russian sprit in two posts.

>>516641532
based, aim for the head

>>516641532
Put that POS in some rustolium over night! Just looking at that thing will make them walk away from you.

>>516641276
>….. says the memeflag

>>516639488 (OP)
Ted Nugent method

If you get drafted just shit and piss in your pants for a week without showering or changing your clothes

>>516641622
head? i hope you meant the lower head. make sure you lock as much government resources as you can

>>516640045
>You will get a free AK and a bottle of vodka.
Delusional war mongering propagandist.
Getting cought with alcohol is getting shot dead on spot.
You get the weapon just a monute before you are sent to the assault. So you do not have the chance to kill any superiors.

>>516641276
i was more asking it as a question, i recently heard that. meme flag called me the shill

>>516641658
Show flag jew
>>516641622
I make enought of my own ammo to not care where to aim
I have enought bullets to remake them in to colanders

>>516641755
No you were not, and anyone with a functioning brain can see you were shill posting, but you lack the proper sufficient digits to execute it properly.

Are you a pajeet by any chance?

>>516640312
You will be surprised to find out that there are court cases won bases on proof of violating the constitution.

The constitution is a joke.

>>516639488 (OP)
Shrimple
>they are dragging the guy kicking and struggling
Cover yourself in shit piss and cum so they will be afraid to touch you
>>516640871
This guy gets it

>>516640345
>Being too old
No. Only being too young.
They all start first with.mobilizing the old.men.
When they are all.gone, they go down, to the younger men.

>>516639488 (OP)
Change my legal name to Ivan so i can't be vanned, because i am already iVan

>>516640426
I wanna do this. But no one tells me how to apply to hunt down ukr.men doe the ukr army.
Imagine the power thrill you will get every time you catch a defenseless poor fag.
It must feel you are a god

>>516641732
>Getting cought with alcohol is getting shot dead on spot.
It is now, right. But with WW3 I dont think this will matter.
>You get the weapon just a monute before you are sent to the assault.
Thats could apply only to forcefully conscripted. Probably.

learn how to start fires, blow up their base , no more recruits, war ends next week

>>516640727
Who is gonna bomb Israel?
Only one country in the entire world.has ever dared to so this - Iran

>>516639754
>we don't van people ivan
except when you do https://youtu.be/j_ATYJx1gW0?si=pO1T-rio-JD7Di3G
this place and the whole field of peasant politics is just cope, pure cope about the actions of their betters

>>516642097
You vill be vanned to apple india factory
Your life expentacy will be lower than on the frontlines

we own guns in america

>>516639488 (OP)
>How do you avoid getting vanned once WW3 starts?
you need to be the one doing the vanning, obviously

>>516639488 (OP)
40 round drum mag filled with 12ga slugs loaded into a semi-automatic shotgun

>>516640619
I saw a pic of rabid Hohol with hydrophobia n a trench. He contracted it somewhere.
IDK if trench life is such comfy.

>>516642276
better example today would be ICE i guess

>>516639488 (OP)
We don't have to worry about that since we're not a slav shithole like you

>>516639488 (OP)
By going to the draft office myself instead of waiting for the van to pick me up.

>>516639488 (OP)
Before you ask: Novokuybyshevsk and Saratov refineries.

>>516639488 (OP)
>Implying I am not volunteering to murder vatniggs if they attack my cunt, lol

>>516642437
Stop bombing RF's refineries , nigga. They are defenseless and very expensive to be built.
Wtf ia this nigga?
Play by the rules. RF has not destroyed not a single ukr powerplant ,or a refinery.

>>516639583
Yes, there will likely be fighting after the nukes fly too.

>>516642497
Look at this patriot. My country.
Ahahahhahah
This nigga lives on 19rh century with the idea of the national state.
The patriots are the most useful idiots for the war games of the rich ruling capitalist class.

>>516639488 (OP)
F15s
You need f15s

For me I introduce them to my M41A Pulse Rifle with under barrel grenade launcher (not shown one the pic).

>>516642276
The system is the same everywhere. Or is the elitist rich ruling capitalist class against their slaves

And until the slaves do nor realize that nothing is ever gonna change.

>>516639583
That's what we all hope for.

>>516639488 (OP)
I'm too autistic to even join the military out of my own free will, kek.

>>516639488 (OP)
Pepper spray. Stock up on them because they will.be outlawed once the war has started.

>>516639754
World is changed. They will ship in draft officers from another country to round you up. They did it during the French riots.

how is ukraine "winning" the war?

>>516642264
>Only one country in the entire world.has ever dared to so this - Iran
Yeah, and still got fucked up by IAF. Arabs are so useless retards.

>>516643388
Iran isn't Arabic though. And Arabs have a good reason not to fuck with Israel.

>>516643128
Doesn't that already constitute as an invasion? Only more reason to BTFO of them on sight.
But then again mutts are a vassal to a tiny ME state, they prob won't do shit anyway.

>>516642357
Seen it too, he said that got it from a stray cat.
Nightmare death, to be honest.

>>516643128
australian too during the covid

>>516643139
Mostly by declaring they are winning the war.

>>516642983
Buy ghost pepper seeds. Make your own spray.
That shit is so spicy they will go blind and suffocate. It's beyond the spicy index of any commercial pepper spray.

>>516639488 (OP)
buy an ar15. you cant kidnap men that own ar15s

>>516639488 (OP)
Avoiding roads is an obvious one. You're not getting vanned if they can't get the van to you.

My first line of defence is being an expat, I'm French but live in Poland, Poland can't draft me (at least not until things get really fucky) and France can't draft me either because I'm out of reach. The second step is getting the fuck out of any country at war before they decide to either draft me anyway or send me back to France.

>>516644983
>Wagner
404 not found

>>516644983
>heroic guy
>couldn't even kill one guy point blank, got 20 years of assrape prison regardless
I think you misspelled "dumb fuck", mate.

>>516639488 (OP)
Wait two more weeks

>>516645014
Gay faggot
At least buy smth in better caliber than 5.56x45 homonato

>>516645843
Go back nigger we are full

>>516646588
No, your women won't let me, somehow they don't like you.

>>516646636
>tp
Nigger you are on 4chinks
Only woman that wants you is your mum to stop you transitioning

>>516642650
nope, you are too busy vometing from radiation sickness... there is no war after nukes, only sickness, suffering and death..

>>516639488 (OP)
why would i do that ? i'd do a lot more damage to by letting them van me and shooting commanding officers and barrier troops on "my" side in the face

>>516647410
Imagine still being utterly clueless on the nuke question in 2025.

I hate you pussy ass whiney losers. You should just end yourselves.

>>516647410
There is immortul joe and road wars

In america a lot of these meat snatchers will get ventilated

>>516639488 (OP)
im old.

>>516647410
>there is no war after nukes
lmao, why is it that when it comes to nukes people always say retarded shit, like nukes are some magical thing that stop everything?

>get nuked from afar
>there are still people around
>there are still armed forces
>the enemy hasn't taken anything yet
Nukes are just big bombs, and bombs alone don't win wars, they just help somewhat.

>>516647920
Pls, educate me. I have only watched few simulations and read 2 books about it. I´m sure you know better, because you are sincere memeflag.

>>516648076
Have you read any books about it or have you watched simulations about it or does this all come from your imagination?

>>516639488 (OP)
Lose an eye to a violent sociopath when you are 10 and they are 18. No military will touch you. Ask me how I know...

>>516648100
I have only played a few vidya
and read 2 books goyim psyop books about it.

I have official classified KGB redpilling documents....retarded loser.

>>516639488 (OP)
I work in healthcare so I'm not, in fact they will probably forbid me from even volunteering and ban me from resigning from my job during wartime, in fact they already say they will in my "war placement order".

>>516648236
As I though, you have nothing. Your opinion does not matter anymore.

>>516648297
Get lost then, chump.

>>516639488 (OP)
I pity those that think they have a choice in defending their country. You don't you fucking coward.

>>516647701
This is the right thing to do
Kill the recrooters and other scum in the army so they will think twice when recrooting next time

>>516640045
Why would I not already have an AK and a bottle of vodka? Or ten of each?

>>516648369
I won´t be forced to defend. I won´t fight jew wars.

>>516644983
>if i just keep saying russia vans people instead of ukraine they will win the war!

>>516648369
I pity those who honestly think it's "their" country. You don't own it, buddy. And the people who do will gladly send you to defend their assets while still tacitly treating you like so much cattle.

>>516648552
I think you could have that.
For us its very hard to get AK without being drafted. Vodka is plentiful though.

>>516648190
In all fairness, that got you out of both WW2 and Vietnam.

>>516648173
Have you? Threads and some simulations based on 80s propaganda by Sagan & co. doesn't count btw., those are all retarded.

>>516647410
no. there definitely will be a good bunch of emergency measures to try and deal with the massive destruction but there will be war.

even countries that are not nearly as well-prepared as Switzerland will continue war.

>>516648877
Yes I have. You have not. You are shill and you are not a real Finn.

>>516648998
Haista sinä Tommi Läntinen vittu.

>>516649039
Ok you low iq shill...

>>516649149
The irony of some idiot believing nukes to be the end of the world calling others low IQ, lmao.

>>516648369
>defending ((their)) country
lmao

By going to my assigned location. I can't wait to shoot subhuman russian churka terrorists.

>>516647920
>>516648877
Same shill who is basicly saying that you can move to bikini atolls, drink water from coconuts and you will be fine for a war. This "nukes are not real" psyop came to /pol/ about 3 years ago. Some are still going strong, even they expose themselves.

>>516649244
Not the end of the world, but the end of the world as we know it. I feel sorry for those who survive. You are not a Finn, so change flag, faggot.

>>516639488 (OP)
- small mind: ICE raids are real
- medium mind: ICE raids are fake
- bigger mind: ICE raids are "real" but no one actually gets deported
- huge mind:ICE raids are fake and their real purpose it to normalize vanning so that once Americans are needed to fight for Israel anyone needing to be vanned will automaticaly be seen as the bad guy and the public not only not interfere, they will approve

>>516639488 (OP)
if Ameicans started getting vanned, the country will collapse

>>516639583
>Not sure there would be any point to a draft once the nuclear weapons starts flying.
thats when they take anyone with a pulse and two legs

>>516639488 (OP) (OP)
- small mind: ICE raids are real
- medium mind: ICE raids are fake
- bigger mind: ICE raids are "real" but no one actually gets deported
- huge mind:ICE raids are fake and their real purpose it to normalize vanning so that once Americans are needed to fight for Israel anyone needing to be vanned will automatically be seen as the bad guy and the public will not only not interfere, they will approve of the van

you leave puccia

>>516649412
Finngol
I don't make too many guarantees in life.
But I absolutely guarantee you that you will never ever see, or experience a nuculear war in your life. (unless the (((elites))) make a fake n gay hollywood production of it like, with moon landing, and stream it on twatter or x or some other psyops platform, in which case your naive ass will eat it up regardless). Cuz you're sheep and your modus operandi is fear of getting your Summer Car you're working on BTFO.

>>516639488 (OP)
I'm not going to get drafted, sadly. I have already served my country and have severe medical issues now enough to be retired permanently

>>516649776
anon.. they've already been used in combat

>>516649888
And this "nuculear combat", is it in the same room with us right now?

>>516639488 (OP)
always carry a block of butter, lard, grease
see a van? strip, lather yourself up, and run!

>>516649941
geiger goes tick tick tick just like in my heckin fallout games

>>516639488 (OP)
> avoid getting vanned
In culturally enriched Europe, truck of peace trucks you.

>>516650032
>hiroshima and nagasaki
>Shlomo, this psyop is still making this finngol wet himself at night
>Mission Accomplished!
Shamfur dispray!

>>516649776
>>516649941
You are not right in the head goal post mover. I hate to ask this but i sence some low iq posting, so: "Are you a jew, a tranny or a pajeet?"

>>516650138
says the actual dogshit genetics kike who cannot even fool strangers online about his actual cultural background

ok mordecai

By the way, you could convert to Islam. Doubt that EU will send them to war.

>>516650159
You're the one making accusations of shit I never posted in your other post. And you're calling me not right in the head?
I sense the essence of jeet is on your end (and head), finnjeet.

>>516639488 (OP)
Simple; I'll be driving the van.

>>516648649
Fucking zased. Why is this mindset so rare compared to the witless cannon fodder type?

>>516650388
Just answer the question properly.

>>516639793
>common sense stopping them from following their scripts
Their scripts is what bring them all the weapon profits and gibs. Why would they listen to some random-guy way of thinking, when they have the opportunity to push their literal agenda?
>>516639583
No, they are not interested in you but some Polish or Jewish persons absolutely. No, nukes are not what they want to use, at least not the way you’d imagine they would use them
>>516639840
>kill them all
Try

>>516650453
I don't take you seriously enough to answer your autistic questions. That's your own fault.

>>516650400
Hi Moshe! Good answer! Made me smile. That is same as laughter in other countries.

>>516650524
Because it is impossible for you to give proper answer I go with a jew then. It is in their dna or something.
How does it feel to be ugly? Is that where your envy comes?

>>516643139
they measure they success by number of dead ukrainians

>>516639488 (OP)
grab SKS and go in the woods

>>516639488 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=187trX0mo1o

>>516650719
Last I checked the Ukranians are the ones begging for a cease fire and the Russians are more like "we won't even talk unless you first agree to give away half your country, and also we will only agree to a meeting in Moscow!"

>>516650668
>How does it feel to be ugly?
;_;
THAT'S IT, YOU HURT MY FEEFEES!
im putting you on block! Abussive finnjeet bastard!!

>>516639488 (OP)
by being fat overweight who can't even walk

>>516650897
then you checked wrong

give yourself dropfoot
just tie a rope to your toes and pull it backwards towards your ankles and sleep in it, it's literally not even painful. do it for a week...

i was advised this by my great grandfather, later on his dropfoot even healed...

this one trick will save you from any draft

>>516651003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rfj8pK3KT_w

Learn what you are getting into at least...
It will fucking work though.

>>516650915
Is that where your envy comes?

>>516650970
Wait aren't the Ukrainians Nazis according to Moscow? Get your message straight.

>>516639488 (OP)
I have my doors rigged with fertilizer bombs

>>516639488 (OP)
I'll never be found. I will be in the woods surviving.

>>516651188
No according to the Kremlin (I was unaware that the entire Moscow Oblast was a government agency), you suck nigger cock 24/7, and welcome your own rape. Parades and celebrate as niggers kill your blonde haired children with american hot dogs and kfc. they do this with swords.

>>516651348
Well that is pretty accurate. Now what is the relation to the Kremlin claiming Ukranians are Nazis again?

>>516651238
Ah the shill who can wage war after radiation poisoning is still continuing. And oh yes, I can sense the envy in your heart. I almost feel sorry for you, but then I remember that you mutilate babies and the feeling goes away.

p.s. I bet this gentleman looks better than you. Ask your co-worker.

>>516651348
this is why we must win. the kfc parades must not reach our clay

>>516651514
shitposting turned off. they really are nazis. much like how USA funded ISIS they funded AZOV and created a color revolution. similar to arab spring. it was done such as to destabilize the region. there was much terrorism in 2013/2014 which led to the current situation. it is america's fault that the war is happening, just as it is america's fault that the ussr fell, although i will say in the historical sense, we should have just taken the fucking marshall plan and had some unity back then. if you want to go deep into the historical perspectives...

>>516651522
You're boring, and you have no class or style + you believe in mythical WMD bombs...LOL!
Go away manchild, you're under my league. (prob a female) Something smells cunty about you. *puts his nose in the air and whiffs*
Yeeesss you are a cunt.

>>516639488 (OP)

I'm not taking orders from gays or cucks. I have the high ground!!

>>516651650
Yes, so why did the poster post a meme about them being killed by Jews when they are in fact Nazis famous for fighting Jews?

>>516651650
it's hard to argue against that

>>516651770
Google Ai: Coconuts on Bikini Atoll remain radioactive, specifically due to cesium-137 (137Cs) that coconut palm trees absorb from the contaminated soil and concentrate in the fruit. This poses a long-term health risk for residents, as seen when a small group of Bikinians had to be evacuated in 1978 due to the buildup of cesium from their diet. The Marshallese name for Bikini, Pikinni, even means "surface of coconuts", a stark contrast to its current contamination. While a proposed solution involves spreading potassium fertilizer to encourage plants to absorb potassium instead of cesium, the soil on Bikini Atoll still contains 210Cs

Can you already show us your topsecret soviet redpill files? :D :D :D

The stakes could be raised so at least 2-3 Zogbots insta-gib before they round up a recruit. Then it won’t be worth their effort. Or ethnic solidarity where a group protects a neighborhood against it.

A captured recruit would Vietnam multiple officers and run. Better than getting droned in a cold field in WW3.

We got some bad people in power so it’s not like it could not happen.

They don’t want anti dictatorship symbology which helps solidarity in a diverse country. Without it, your black or mexican neighbor could point fingers or not step in to help, preferring to stick to their own, instead of a bigger protest group. So you’d want the type of symbology and communication with your neighbors, unification/unions they are trying to outlaw. It’s about totally controlling everything you do.

>>516653071
A strong local govt with locally aligned leadership can work. If your governor bowed to the president to let the guard in, you will be the first to go.

>>516639488 (OP)
By getting too fat to even fit in the van

>>516639488 (OP)
Is pepper spray illegal in Ukraine? One solid blast would buy him time to casually get away

>>516653539
https://youtu.be/Rr8ljRgcJNM?si=kKJva9WdRCEzdNYX

>>516639488 (OP)
I don't.

I stoically accept my destiny and get shot while doing whatever task that it is that my commander demands of me.

You guys should stop being pussies. Your life isn't that important.

>>516639488 (OP)
Being so fat there's not a big enough van for me

>>516639488 (OP)
>avoid
Why would I avoid it?
I'm taking the guns & grenades they give me, and I'm fragging officers.

>>516639488 (OP)
>Be hohol
>Get kidnaped
Lol. Lmao even.

>>516639488 (OP)
Wont happen here
We print the "money" so theres always a freier willing to enlist 11B for a bonus

>>516639488 (OP)
>How do you avoid getting vanned once WW3 starts?

Americans have weapons and its the primary reason why there isn't going to be a draft in USA against Russia.

Catholic Euroscums are fucked. Their bluff was called off.

>>516639488 (OP)
Just don't be Ukrainian, ez

>>516651114
>>516651003

>>516639488 (OP)
Leave the country.

>>516639488 (OP)
I would like to see those guys bundle my 25 stone morbidly obese ass into that van.

>>516639488 (OP)
easy don't be a pussy

>>516639672
you will have to go back pidor

>>516639793
>>516639935
And in typical American fashion, once the body count racks up and invasion stalls, they start blaming everyone but themselves for the failure.

>>516656980
Than why did mutts have draft during vietnam???? And why did they comply???

>>516657714
Waste ammo shooting at water???
Hohols are hella retarded

>>516657896
3-rd year of the war and those retard still dont carry at least a knoife to stab them london style...

>>516639488 (OP)
What would happen if you faked compliance until they got you with them in a confined space, then pulled out a razor blade and started chopping them to pieces where they could not escape.

>>516639488 (OP)
I failed physical exam at conscription so I think I am safe.

>>516658082
Just get a gun and shoot them when they try to walk towards you

>>516639488 (OP)
Join a militia retard

there will be no ww3
normies will continue to prosper while you hope for a cataclysmic event that will bring about their ruin so you would feel like less of a loser, an event that will never come

You niggers are dumb. We're all going to Alligator Alcatraz. Why would they spend billions of dollars on camps for illegal immigrants when you could just send them back or drop them in the ocean. I call bottom bunk I have a bad knee

>>516640871
I used to think that would work, but it won't. They will just use Indians as draft agents.

>>516639488 (OP)
Start by watching educational videos

>>516658286
But there will be economic colapse due to the niggerification of white countries

>>516639583
They need to march as many people into the ground zero blast zones as possible. They are all working together to get as many white males murdered as possible. Hell they’ll all probably nuke themselves and blame their enemies targeting their armies as much as possible like putting them all in Afghanistan again but then nuking it and blaming Russia or some son osama secretly had.

>>516639488 (OP)
You dont. Just get drafted and they'll give you a rifle, then you can shoot every officer standing in your way. Other conscripts arent going to shoot you or stop you from going home.

I will simply not be at my registered address.

>>516657814
>Than why did mutts have draft during vietnam???? And why did they comply???

Most of them refused to serve. Its the primary reason why they Lost the War. There's been thousands of incidents where American soldiers killing higher ranking officials (fragging).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1tnNjzy7gI

>>516657554
Just stock up on food and ammo and don't leave your house. If they are using Ukraine as a trial run, they will snitch you when you leave your home and use your name somewhere like work. Then again the country is filled with pussies that didn't do shit during Nam or Jan 6.

>>516639488 (OP)
You see, the first wave of draft isn't vanning, but door to door.

One way plane ticket as soon as things start heating up.

The answer is violence. Once you get to a point where the authorities are just grabbing people off the street, you can no longer vote your way out. All pretext of constitutional protections, human rights, due process, and habeas corpus (the literal Latin translation is “you shall have the body”) are gone when that starts happening.

Whoever is grabbing you (police, national guard, army, whatever) will be forfeiting their lives by doing so. Again, you’ve passed the point of due process; you can’t appeal an unlawful kidnapping. You can no longer work within the system when the system doesn’t exist.

Unfortunately Europeans don't have access to guns. If you do end up in this situation, shoot the commanding officer. He’s not your commanding officer; you didn’t sign up, so you didn’t hand bodily autonomy to him. He’s a hostile military force and an enemy combatant.

>>516639754
>we don’t van people
>we send them to prison
Will they use SUV’s instead of vans to round them up and take them to prison?

>>516657913
>Here in pooland we are so poor it costs half our GDP to fill a clip like that.
XD

>>516643388
>>516643498

>>516659085
>He’s a hostile military force and an enemy combatant.
Basically this. If they want to draft you into their war, why wouldn't you draft them into your's?

>>516639488 (OP)
Does everyone ITT realize that 10 years from now no one will believe you when you talk about Ukrainians being kidnapped off the street and forced into the military? They’ll think it’s some kooky conspiracy theory about human rights violations way after the war is over.

Normies don’t even know this is going on. The media silence in the US is almost astounding as the fact that it’s happening. To date, there have been zero reports of it in main stream news outlets. Fucking zero! Show a video to a wife or friend and act surprised. See what they say. “Look at this crazy shit! Apparently they’re just grabbing random people off the street to serve in the military. Wild, huh?”

There’s a 100% chance your normie friend has never seen anything remotely related to this.

>>516658074
This needs to be printed out and hung up everywhere
Women should not be voting

>>516658603
Thry still went there like a good goys they are

>>516659132
Thats a magazine retard

>>516659620
LoL
Got the retard!
Your flag really does stand for stupid! XD

>>516643128
You have no idea how many Americans are armed to the teeth and salivating at the prospect of collecting blue helmets. And you have no idea how united Americans will become if an invading army is shipped in to kidnap us.

Tell your masters to stop threatening us with a good time. Or don't. At this point I don't give a shit.

>>516642983
>pepper spray
What cucked nation do you live in where this is your best option? Even if you can't buy a gun, you're better off with a knife or even a club than pepper spray.

>>516639583
Nah the US army clearly resumes war even after the nuclear exchange. It's been prepared for 70 years.

>>516659685
Show flag jew

>>516660191
Nice joke worst korea

>>516639488 (OP)
7.62x39

>>516660067
I keep this around, for close encounters , it's got a compass in the stock too, like Ralphy always wanted.

>>516639488 (OP)
Willingly sign up to honor your country and secure an existence for the future of your white girlfriend so she can fuck niggers after you are dead.

>>516639488 (OP)
>Sir... with due respect, I have long awaited this day and would like to fight for the fatherland. I volunteer in fact, I'll bring my own gun and car! Where is the battlefield? I shall meet you there!

Personally I hope to avoid the draft by brining back irregular divisions.

>>516641732
>this man has no will to power, no hope, no killer instinct. He is so lacking in Esprit de corps that he begs his enemy for a weapon. Truly tis better to surrender than to wait and beg as this man, or perhaps we should say foolish child. Indeed tis a crime to kill such an innocent one."

>>516639488 (OP)
I am morbidly obese. God bless America. Picrel.

>>516639488 (OP)
Own a gun and start shooting, and have friends and family who will do the same.

>>516659409
True. But also, I just don’t see it panning out in the U.S. Maybe it’ll work in Yurope, but Americans are so armed that I can’t see them willingly surrendering when a draft is announced and Oinkraine type press ganging becomes common.

>>516639488 (OP)
>We are here for the draft, open up!
I enter the escape tunnel in my backyard which leads to the forest
>We are coming in wether you like it or not
>ACK
Also, no going outside is the best way to avoid the van

>>516663893
>Also, no going outside is the best way to avoid the van
Oh so most of us here are fine then.

>>516659409
yeah, you are right, same how normies say
“nobody forced you to wear a mask or get an jab”
memory hole rewrite history

eh im a 38 year old father of two with another on the way one eye, a crippled arm, and a rape conviction
i dont think theyll want me

>>516664017
>prime years of my life
this is a meme, you are a domestic slave
you dont have “prime years”
thats for wild non donesticated ones
so dont be so hard on yourself
you are an animal in a cage
stuck in traffic
impotently waiting to die like everyone else
its a real low bar buddy dont sweat it so much

>>516658333
Kek
Check the trip

So long as we have gunz aka 2A, no front line draft. They'll sell it as -waggie drone makie- assembly line draft as we'll most like end up doing that. No one will chimp out but the most loser neets as you might actually meet frens or vagine on the assembly line; so now (you) know how to make military grade drones, are organized and possibly have vagine.
Now can you understand why this is the last resort if they actually draft us as that'll give zoom-zooms the tool's to create any government they want. So if you were the current Order would you want to roll the dice on that? See https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25BH3s6M7qY

>>51663948e8
A nuclear war would unironically be the best thing to happen to the UK and Europe as it would then become 90% whiter.

>>516659085
based mutt, godspeed. ak47s never jam and tanks yield to molotovs

Travel in packs like niggers

Kill or maim any and all kidnappers when they come to get you. Even if you only kill one before the rest kill you, you’ve wounded the machine.

>>516640060
You’ll just be shoved into a new age Project 100,000, better known as McNamara’s Morons.

>>516639488 (OP)

Probably our army keeps me out anyway....too old and mental issues.

all wars are created to solve the problem of surplus males. kill whoever tries to draft you

bodies are sent before nukes because the bodies protect the nukes, not the other way around. you being kept in the homeland threatens control over nukes, you being kept at the frontlines doesn't.

your government used your money to pay for the infrastructure to know exactly when and where you will be once they decide to draft you

there is a reason why government water reservoirs are underground and monitored and the ones that supply you are kept open.

>>516639488 (OP)
just shit your pants if they try to force you to die for Israel. no one wants to deal with a retard.

>>516639583
To rational minds like you and me, yes you are right anon. To irrational and psychopathy minds like the ones in government, lol, they will make us fight in the atomic rain.
Also, total of 2,000+ nukes detonated since we split the atom. All those nukes are redirected towards cities and military installations. Suburbs and farmlands are safe but many industries and factories have been destroyed.
>>516660191
See above. I'd say 50/50. If we do fight, we fight with any remaining surplus since the capability to project war has been eliminated and supply lines will be crippled since the start. If we do fight, it's in limited numbers and probably with swords.

>>516666889
actual delusion

>>516639488 (OP)
I've got enough medical issues to never be conscripted. At best I could be "conscripted" into civilian jobs. Sucks to be almost everyone else.

>>516667026
says the retard who needs 4 posts to get across one thought

>>516667308
notice how he didn't say they were wrong. now please denounce the talmud to show you're not a good goy

>>516663564
>exceeds weight limit of government issued van
hmm hes onto something

>>516664568
Nepal protests engineered by the US
https://youtu.be/A_xclpPG3Nw

>>516639488 (OP)
Ok they forcefully drag you into the van. What now? How do they force you to train, shoot and march into battle?

>>516667435
I fully denounce the Talmud and the cult of Moloch
>picrel boom boom telaviv

>>516659409
Good point. They don't want to ruin the narrative of"WOMEN HAVE IT EO HARD YOU CAN'T UNDERSTAND"

They don't want young men realizing that women should be prevented from voting

>>516639488 (OP)
you stay strapped and become a walking landmine

>>516639488 (OP)
I call it the "Martin Luther" defense where I smear shit all over myself and rebuke the devil. I hope you fedbois have nitrile pajamas.

>>516667770
based, your government will rid itself of most non compliant males before launching nukes, not after it though, and it probably doesn't need farmlands anymore either and any conflict after nuclear strikes would probably involve cbrn weapons one way or another

>>516639488 (OP)
Read the gulag archipelago

>>516639488 (OP)
Those guys would be a lot more useful fighting on the frontline than wasting their time vanning unwilling civilians

Already served voluntarily. Checkmate, government.

>>516644955
>bored and decide to eat concentrated ghost pep
>shart urself to death
uh oh stinky

>>516668432
>Those guys would be a lot more useful fighting on the frontline than wasting their time vanning unwilling civilians
they know. the point is to kill men, not win ground skirmishes

>>516639488 (OP)
How do you they expect someone who is literally laying flat on the asphalt to do anything useful as a soldier, even if they manage to somehow drag him to the unit? Not to mention the sheer ammount of manpower and resources used to try and force one draft dodger. Half a dozen of bozos and a van and 3 hours to grab one guy. The numbers just don't add up.

>>516639488 (OP)
thank god im 5'7

>>516669460
The answer is beatings. We've got videos of those too.

>>516639583
well for one, we don't fight under a flag anymore, we fight under a country. You will be drafted and sent to afghanistan and China will do the same on the other side. It's win/win for the elite class

>>516667077
>I've got enough medical issues to never be conscripted
retarded nigger^

nato doesnt give a single mother fuck about any "condition" you have when the want your flesh, you go,
its that simple

nato is a craven ghoulish organization that trial-ran all of their future script on ukraine

>terrified of predatory kin bonding
hahaha i get it, i was in my 20s too. itll pass

>>516669460
>How do you they expect someone who is literally laying flat on the asphalt to do anything useful as a soldier, even if they manage to somehow drag him to the unit? Not to mention the sheer ammount of manpower and resources used to try and force one draft dodger. Half a dozen of bozos and a van and 3 hours to grab one guy. The numbers just don't add up.

all nato requires is that the body is physically in the trench to create enough 'doubt' in the Russian to force him to shell the potential area for a week straight, expending 10k shells and moving a whole 9 inches across the map in the effort

quite literally, nato meat exists ONLY to sap Russian ammo, and keep Russia moving slow and cautious

>>516671782
Beatings can go both ways and even if they beat up the draftee he is even less useful as a soldier now. The whole thing is about the recruiters desperately trying to themselves dodge going to the front lines and getting fragged. Which will eventually happen in the end.

>>516643128
>They did it during the French riots.
The left-wing Hungarian government called in Israeli mercenaries from "In-Kal security" to suppress protesters in 2006. You can look that up, it's documented.

>>516672061
>sap Russian ammo
Yea, I think Russians with their oil and metal resources have an infinity of that.

Again, the drafters themselves just want to delay themselves playing Call Of Duty irl.

>>516639488 (OP)
I'm disabled.

>>516673661
Me too but im mentally

>>516673764
No, no. My disability is physical. My soup/thermos ideas are sound.

Feign retardation. Write gibberish in feces, piss my pants, never bathe. Same old stuff. Give em the full Shane Gillis.

>>516639583
>"bros, Elon is gonna take us to Mars and give us lightsabers and virgin wives"