Thread 518894725

My friend being a dead zombie Charlie Kirk with squirtable blood
For Halloween
Is this gonna be fun ?
Is he gonna be shot at lol
FAFO ? Lol

>>518894725 (OP)
Sounds bretty fun. Depends on where he goes.

depends on the state and company he keeps

>>518894725 (OP)
>squelch
>squelch
>squelch
Is he even IN the pussy?

who the fuck saves this nasty shit

>>518894725 (OP)
From the mind of one sick animal
Who can't tell the difference
And gets stupified
I've been waiting my whole life for just one PLAP
And all I needed was just one PLAP
How can you say that you don't give a PLAP?
I find myself stupified, coming back again
All I wanted was just one PLAP
One tiny, little, innocent PLAP
And when I feel like I'm shit out of luvk
I find myself stupified, coming back again

>>518894725 (OP)
Suggest he hook a little bellows to aquarium tubing for the full shirt poofing effect too.

>>518894855
Don't try that in a small town

>>518894725 (OP)
Would

It’s Charlie Kirk rememberence day and there is zero threads. Just like predicted. The right wing is fake, schizophrenic, and has attention deficit

I refuse to imagine the smell.

>>518894954
you just part her ass cheeks further and pound harder than skinny girls. it’s a workout

>>518894725 (OP)
I like em thick but even I have my limits

>>518895748
fat women only want chad

>>518894725 (OP)
You, him and I know he only plans dressing like that at the college campus downtown where he'll just get a bunch of selfie requests from fat blue haired fatherless faggots with seven face piercings and crippling debt. Tell him to dress like that to a local pumpkin patch at the very least or no balls

>>518894725 (OP)
That's not cool, you should shoot at him

>>518894725 (OP)
sounds like megalolz
dont overdo it and get blood all over other guests though because that's not cool bro

>>518894725 (OP)
>Is he gonna be shot at lol
2020 proved Americans don't know how to shoot guns. He'll be fine.

>>518894725 (OP)
Story time niggers
>be me
>17 years old
>my older brother invites me to his girlfriends house to party
>get there, it's just my brother, his girlfriend and his girlfriend's best friend
>she's my age or a year older, hot blonde, but a little thicker
>this is 1993 so I consider her unfuckably fat even tho she's normal by today's standards
>we drink all her dad's booze
>getting drunk, having fun
>she's actually really cool
>I get too fucked up, feel like I'm gonna puke.
>suddenly get up and run outside
>start puking in bushes on the side of the house
>just as I finish puking and stand up to wipe my mouth blonde had run outside after me
>she grabs me and spins me around and starts kissing me
>would have been romantic if I hadn't just finished puking my guts out
>don't know how she didn't taste it or swallow a couple chunks
>end up leaving, pursue skinnier girls
>see her again at a bar when I'm 21
>she lost all the weight, she's tall skinny now, hottest woman in the bar
>try to hook up
>she treats me like shit, and won't fuck me now
>I probably deserved it
>she's married now and has 4 kids
>we're still friends

>>518895008
>>518896837
It is KEKIStANI.

>>518897330
>making greentexts on 4chan at 50

>>518895157
Just stop jeet.
You don't even know what song you're referencing considering you put the wrong fucking singer.

>>518894725 (OP)
Hopefully he's not too attached to his current job and nobody around takes a picture.

>>518897519
Nigger
>>518897536
I saw Disturbed live twice
Alive in chains too
How many concerts have you been to?

God I wish that was me

>>518897659
*Alice in Chains

>>518895008
you never had a fat girl flirt with you and one night you are laying in bed all alone looking at the ceiling and wondering what it could have been like?

>>518897784
Every night senpai

>>518897330
>we're still friends
Cuck and cuck fantasy

>>518894725 (OP)
I should make a halloween themed plapjak

>>518897939
Bro you're over 40 and posting on 4chan in the afternoon on a Tuesday, calm down

>>518896059
They'll take a retarded, skinny loser incel. The stereotypical trailer trash couple is this.

>>518897330
>she's tall skinny now,

Did she grow from 17 or was she justbtall and fat back then?

>>518899032
>Oy Vey, Charlie was using our playbook against us

>>518897330
>were still friends
That spoke more than your entire faggot paragraph

>>518899456
Lol I own a business and gold stonks. And futures
I'm making money right now, but go ahead and seethe because it's making me laugh.

>>518895748
ok thats just cute

>>518894725 (OP)
>Is this gonna be fun ?
It's Halloween and half of the people on the street are wearing masks and unidentifiable. He's running at least a 30% likelihood of getting his ass kicked by drunks in most suburban neighborhood outside of California.

>>518897519
This will be you in 38 years.

>>518899032
>truth is... the game was rigged from the start

>the validity is the contest hath been fixed from thy onset

>>518894725 (OP)
>Is he gonna be shot at
He'll only have problems if the fake blood squirts on a drunk brownoid. Even then, he'll probably just get punched

>>518897784
A fat girl came onto me really hard in college and I bailed. Have never regretted it, not even once. I'd rather die a virgin.

>>518899792
She was always about 6'
She looked like this in high school.
I'm not posting a real Pic

>>518899032
>make campuses unsafe to women and minorities
But campuses are unsafe because of women and minorities

>>518894725 (OP)
Need a Mickey Mouse Steamboat Willie edit of this

>>518900197
20 and you are probably right

>>518894725 (OP)
i bet all the other boys think you are the edgiest

>>518899957
Yeah all the self made billionaires post shitty greentext

>>518894725 (OP)
Interesting. I think she's too skinny though

>>518897659
Wow incredible you’ve accomplished a lot at 60.

>>518900945
I still have goals.
If you know what I mean....

>>518897330
>we're still friends
this alone is enough reason for you to deserve your fate

>>518899032
Isn't this the tranny who uses picture of other people babies to make porn?

pol is so shit now. total wasteland.

>>518894725 (OP)
I remember back when I was an edgy teen I dressed up as a columbine victim so par for the course I suppose.

>>518901866
Shut up bitch

>>518901774
yer man

>>518895874
Based Pierce

>>518896837
Camera gun

>>518900452
She doesnt even seem fat back then probs was only 180lbs