>>519088366
you get what you deserve

My friend being a dead zombie Charlie Kirk with squirtable blood
For Halloween
Is this gonna be fun ?
Is he gonna be shot at lol
FAFO ? Lol

>>518885541
Women will think you're huge when you put it in their ass

>>510131721
She's posting herself online fishing for simps.
Ho confirmed

>>509745882
I've already made money off of it 3 times
When it goes to a million I'll be retiring.
Pic related

>>509626550
>be me
>about 35 years old
>go to boring work party
>insanely hot blonde is there
>don't know her
>go on dance floor and show everybody my moves
>later in the night blonde is getting drunk
>she walks over to me and wraps her arms around me and puts her head on my shoulder
>we start talking
>is going great, its my lucky day
>exes fat friend sees this and gets jealous
>she pulls the girl away and tells her to stay away from me because I'm a woman abuser
>I'm not
>she leaves without me
>RIP my dick

>>508342485
Here's your vagina bro

>>507640561
We must all make sacrifices for the greater good

>>507392008
Not everyone is a massive coomer.
The only people who obsess over sex are the ones who never get any
Pic rel that's you

>>507332800
Truth
That's when you flip them over and just have your way with that ass