>>509626550 >be me >about 35 years old >go to boring work party >insanely hot blonde is there >don't know her >go on dance floor and show everybody my moves >later in the night blonde is getting drunk >she walks over to me and wraps her arms around me and puts her head on my shoulder >we start talking >is going great, its my lucky day >exes fat friend sees this and gets jealous >she pulls the girl away and tells her to stay away from me because I'm a woman abuser >I'm not >she leaves without me >RIP my dick