Thread 518937701

>Source?
>A tree told me so

>>518937701 (OP)
More like
>source?
>ur dad lmao he talks to trees get fuked retard

You're Jewish.

>>518937701 (OP)
What the fuck is his problem?

>>518937701 (OP)
Guy I'm starting to think that Muhammad was a autistic coomer. Losing shit over drawing, not talking and getting ducked down.

>>518937701 (OP)
tree is a translation for a plant, such as acacia that produces dmt.
Its like the 'burning bush' its a bad translation of a legit practice.

>>518937701 (OP)
Yes. These are the best quotes from the book.

>>518937701 (OP)
>lmao look at these stupid musli-Back!

>>518937701 (OP)
>dies in the way he says God should strike him down if he is a false prophet
How did this religion survive?

>>518938067
Fuck back ahmed

>>518938067
>maybe if we make them hate Muslims they'll support Israel and make our own religious fairytales come true
so obvious. Jews are just as retarded

>>518939394
Redpill me on the Al-Gharqad tree, bros

>>518938067
Go back home, goat fucker

the bible has a burning bush telling moses what to do so laughing at muslims for talking to a tree is a little weak

>>518942964
>be me, anon, scrolling /pol/ at 3 AM
>see some fresh pasta about the end times
>something about Al-Gharqad tree
>mfw I have to google a fucking tree
>it's the Jews' secret weapon, apparently
>not a laser, not a nuke, a fucking tree
>hadith says when the final battle pops off, rocks and trees will shout out "Oh Muslim, there is a Jew hiding behind me, come and kill him!"
>mfw nature is ready to snitch on the kikes
>EXCEPT for the Al-Gharqad tree
>this one tree is the ultimate ride-or-die Zionist shill
>it's literally the Mossad shrub, the Tel Aviv Timber
>it's the only one that stays silent, giving them cover
>so basically, when SHTF, you're not looking for bunkers, you're looking for bushes that don't talk back
>gonna need a botanist on the front lines, I guess
>mfw the final war is a high-stakes game of hide-and-seek with a silent fucking thorny bush
>jews planting these things like they're trying to terraform the Levant into a giant privacy hedge
>imagine the absolute seethe of the last surviving Jew, hiding behind his special little tree, only for some chinky-eyed goat herder to recognize the leaf pattern and deforest his ass
>THEY HIDE BEHIND THE BUSHES, BRO. REDPILLED

>>518941293
in all seriousness i could imagine this pretty easiliy

>>518942964
nitre bush according to the dictionary
it is found in the Middle East and Australia

>>518937701 (OP)
>>518938423
>>518939394
>>518941293
Need a giga autist to 'jak the entire quran

>>518943101
This.

Plenty of real things to mock them for.

>>518943488
keked and checked

>>518937701 (OP)
if it is not the Quran, then it may be a text produced by a wrongdoer like yourself to fool people

>>518941538
>>518942294
>>518942998
Have fun dying for Israel, Christcucks.

>>518943101
OK, but the bible gets mocked plenty. The Quran needs a lot more mockery to even things

>>518937701 (OP)
>>518939573
All abrahamics are cancer.

>>518945538
soijakking the entire koran is gonna create a mega charlie hebdo moment

>>518945538
These are ahadith, anon. You must go deeper to truly understand the Muslim mind, or lack thereof.

>>518946739
>You must go deeper
that's what muhammad (pbuh) said to the men of al-zutt

>>518946789
>al-zutt
They're a breed of jeet. That's right, mo got bummed by poos

>>518937701 (OP)
Trees are a good source actually. Better than women

>>518938423
What a chud.

>>518937701 (OP)
All desert religions are fucking retarded

>>518946514
You're an inbred goatfucker

>>518939573
Looks like a myrrh or frankincense tree there

>>518941293
Fucking kek I'm laughing out loud at the office now

>>518947197
All religions are retarded. I fixed you, bro.

>>518947540
True

>>518939086
so mohammed was doing dmt, channeled the word of God, got gangbanged by niggers, had a child sex slave removing cum stains from his clothes, killed and raped thousands during conquest, and then died from bleeding out from the neck like charlie kirk.
damn. this nigga lived a life?

>>518941293
Should have been an angry Cobson chasing the stone

>>518947665
>then died from bleeding out from the neck
where are you getting this?
the retard died in crippling agony after suffering from complications stemming from eating poisoned lamb from a jewess whose family he just slaughtered

>>518946552
Especially the ones who have parasitically attached themselves to your country, and to my country.

>>518948053
i'm just reiterating what I learned from these mo-jak threads.