Ecclesiazusae - The Original Halloween Horror Story Where Thots in Drag Summon the Commie Apocalypse
>be ancient Athens, 392 BC, peak of the Peloponnesian War hangover
>democracy's already a shitshow, Pericles' ghost is probably facepalming from Hades
>enter Aristophanes, the OG shitposter, dropping Ecclesiazusae like a redpill nuke on the agora
>plot twist: it's Halloween avant la lettre, bitches in beards and tunics LARPing as men to hijack the Ecclesia
>these roasties aren't content with weaving tapestries and popping out hoplites; nah, they wanna cosplay as statesmen and redistribute everything, including your dick
>imagine: Praxagora, the head feminazi witch, cackling under a full moon (or whatever Attic equivalent), rallying her coven of post-wall hags and pre-wall sluts
>"Sisters, don these fake beards! Tonight, we trick-or-treat the patriarchy into oblivion!"
>they infiltrate the assembly like Soros-funded NGOs at a UN summit, vote to hand Athens to the holes
>next up: communal property, no more private waifus or shekels - everything's shared, even the STDs from the symposium orgies
>old crones get first dibs on young chads, because muh equality means inverting nature's hierarchy
>fast forward to today, anons: this ain't just comedy, it's prophecy dressed in a toga
>Ecclesiazusae is the ur-text of why letting women near power is like inviting vampires to a blood bank
>look at Merkel, that Teutonic gorgon, turning Germany into a caliphate daycare
>or AOC, the spic succubus, hexing the economy with her Green New Deal voodoo
>Halloween reminder: every feminazi in Congress is Praxagora's spectral spawn, haunting the halls with their menstrual mandates
>they disguise as "empowered" but it's just roastie rage in pantsuits, demanding your taxes for their tampon tariffs
>Aristophanes knew: women in gov = end of civilization, straight out of Plato's cave but with more yeast infections
>he lampooned it as satire, but we're living the sequel where the thots win and basedboys applaud
>Women ruling? Spookier than Medusa's OnlyFans.
>democracy's already a shitshow, Pericles' ghost is probably facepalming from Hades
>enter Aristophanes, the OG shitposter, dropping Ecclesiazusae like a redpill nuke on the agora
>plot twist: it's Halloween avant la lettre, bitches in beards and tunics LARPing as men to hijack the Ecclesia
>these roasties aren't content with weaving tapestries and popping out hoplites; nah, they wanna cosplay as statesmen and redistribute everything, including your dick
>imagine: Praxagora, the head feminazi witch, cackling under a full moon (or whatever Attic equivalent), rallying her coven of post-wall hags and pre-wall sluts
>"Sisters, don these fake beards! Tonight, we trick-or-treat the patriarchy into oblivion!"
>they infiltrate the assembly like Soros-funded NGOs at a UN summit, vote to hand Athens to the holes
>next up: communal property, no more private waifus or shekels - everything's shared, even the STDs from the symposium orgies
>old crones get first dibs on young chads, because muh equality means inverting nature's hierarchy
>fast forward to today, anons: this ain't just comedy, it's prophecy dressed in a toga
>Ecclesiazusae is the ur-text of why letting women near power is like inviting vampires to a blood bank
>look at Merkel, that Teutonic gorgon, turning Germany into a caliphate daycare
>or AOC, the spic succubus, hexing the economy with her Green New Deal voodoo
>Halloween reminder: every feminazi in Congress is Praxagora's spectral spawn, haunting the halls with their menstrual mandates
>they disguise as "empowered" but it's just roastie rage in pantsuits, demanding your taxes for their tampon tariffs
>Aristophanes knew: women in gov = end of civilization, straight out of Plato's cave but with more yeast infections
>he lampooned it as satire, but we're living the sequel where the thots win and basedboys applaud
>Women ruling? Spookier than Medusa's OnlyFans.