>be ancient Athens, 392 BC, peak of the Peloponnesian War hangover
>democracy's already a shitshow, Pericles' ghost is probably facepalming from Hades
>enter Aristophanes, the OG shitposter, dropping Ecclesiazusae like a redpill nuke on the agora
>plot twist: it's Halloween avant la lettre, bitches in beards and tunics LARPing as men to hijack the Ecclesia
>these roasties aren't content with weaving tapestries and popping out hoplites; nah, they wanna cosplay as statesmen and redistribute everything, including your dick
>imagine: Praxagora, the head feminazi witch, cackling under a full moon (or whatever Attic equivalent), rallying her coven of post-wall hags and pre-wall sluts
>"Sisters, don these fake beards! Tonight, we trick-or-treat the patriarchy into oblivion!"
>they infiltrate the assembly like Soros-funded NGOs at a UN summit, vote to hand Athens to the holes
>next up: communal property, no more private waifus or shekels - everything's shared, even the STDs from the symposium orgies
>old crones get first dibs on young chads, because muh equality means inverting nature's hierarchy
>fast forward to today, anons: this ain't just comedy, it's prophecy dressed in a toga
>Ecclesiazusae is the ur-text of why letting women near power is like inviting vampires to a blood bank
>look at Merkel, that Teutonic gorgon, turning Germany into a caliphate daycare
>or AOC, the spic succubus, hexing the economy with her Green New Deal voodoo
>Halloween reminder: every feminazi in Congress is Praxagora's spectral spawn, haunting the halls with their menstrual mandates
>they disguise as "empowered" but it's just roastie rage in pantsuits, demanding your taxes for their tampon tariffs
>Aristophanes knew: women in gov = end of civilization, straight out of Plato's cave but with more yeast infections
>he lampooned it as satire, but we're living the sequel where the thots win and basedboys applaud
>Women ruling? Spookier than Medusa's OnlyFans.

>>519041098
Oh there are records of it anon, trust me there are scary, scary records.

Imagine not owning precious metals and precious metal accessories.

>>60915724
Don't short nominal equity prices: short the dollar by escaping to precious metals and precious metal accessories. The powers that be will continue to rip the United States apart by any means necessary so that they can save nominal equity prices. Kike billionaires control the United States, and kike billionaires won't allow their source of government welfare to be turned off.

Our school never teached Ancient Rome, Germanic Migration, Renaissance, Hundreds-Years War, Napoleonic War, Holocaust, and many more

>>64125533
Then why is there a big ass contract doe

>>64099803
Mogged by an 11.5 PSA AR

>>64088419
/k/lowns all have autism, terminal I'm afraid.

>>64052117
Shoot them with my 11.5 PSA AR

>>64076412
Believe it or not they do, 11.5 PSA AR gods just watch and laugh

>>213476497
I hope this is the end of his tour

>>64075831
This is like a microcompact but for contrarian hipsters who just love the hustle and bustle of the big city

>>17852825
>What if you had breakfast
Not an argument
>>17852827
I mean why Do they feel bad about people they dont know dying.
Its like cheering about someone that you dont know dying.
Non sensichal.

Americans elected a child molester and felon?

>>715429581
Calm down, son.