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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?

Dan died.

First

>>519163092 (OP)
fuck me, less than an hour in and we have a second thread
thanks baker!

Giga Nigga and Chris Tucker

Lol niggers

>WE SAW A NIGGER SMOKING WEED
>SO NOW WE'RE GONNA LOOK INSIDE HIS ASSHOLE
>POLICE WORK IS VERY DANGEROUS

Guns aren't illegal to own. If it's not stolen, how can they confiscate it? These men aren't obliged to disclose the origin of their firearms anymore than they would have to disclose where they purchased their cellphone or sneakers.

>>519163092 (OP)
fuck your shitty thread faggot
i hope you die

Dan being in the car feels very weird.

Officer reddit is taking dan to reports of niggers with rifles

>>519163182
Well, half the first thread is the shrimp faggot and some anon arguing over who should kill themselves.

>>519163268
Its probably annoying to have him there because officer reddit is also trying to hear the radio

>>519163247
Are you serious? Whenever someone reports a gun stolen, it stays that way until a nigger gets caught with it

>>519163230
lol saved

>>519163268
It's weird for Dan to be in the car, since he's still trying to do the same job as he does in the studio
He's still introducing shit, trying to talk to Curtis and Sticks, etc.

>>519163284
so business as usual ...

>>519163247
your rights end when a cop feels threatened. Your right on the law stuff but the nigger laws override civil rights - Cops run the serial of every firearm they see to check the stolen or wanted status.

>>519163272
Dan should’ve went on a ride along in Richland at the OG Obama gas station

>>519163310
I said:
>If it's not stolen...
So, yeah, I'm serious. The cops can't confiscate property just because they feel like it.

>>519163423
He should have went to Hazen with the real chads

>>519163457
>implying niggers have legal guns

Who the fuck is that guy
This is not MY Trivago!

Wtf? Is that guy AI in this trivago commercial?

Wtf did they edit out Juergen Klopp??

>>519163457
>The cops can't confiscate property just because they feel like it.
wait til you hear about civil asset forfeiture

>>519163465
I'd pay to see him go on a chase with Officer Infowars.

>>519163457
They can play quasi legal games like putting it in personal belongings and making someone come sign for it. They know it’s stolen just probably whoever had it stolen from them didn’t report it or have the serial number to report it stolen. Dumb nig after it came back clear should’ve just said he bought it at the flea market or something but he’s acting all sus about it.

>>519163092 (OP)
link to stream?

>>519163465
Chief Taylor definitely voted for trump and they would make fun of Dan for being a city boy

>>519163327
your not wrong, but its probably not a public road easement, just a single house access easement. Getting him trespassed would allow them to wait until he comes next, document via video, and have a for sure arrest/charge.

Neighbors are just the worst.

>>519163637
>link to stream?
If you have VLC Player
https://pastebin.com/MjtqaVzP

cool license plate

Why is this zoomer driving up and down the road and doing donuts?

>>519163637
ignore the VLC shitskin

So these white retards are screaming at each other just as badly as the black people do
But somehow, the white screaming is more bearable than when the blacks do it

>>519163637
thetvapp.to Then search reelz

>>519163653
and a good jew lawyer will say your depriving him access to family member, and the trespass effectively bans him from a family members propertys and oversteps the bounds of law, etc.

>>519163734
he's not. the highlighter shirt guy is just a butthurt retard

>>519163734

Tryna get that good voltage on that battery fr fr

>three males
That on the list?

>>519163749
That's because their speech is coherent

>>519163749
both side is TRYING (at least) to make sense

>>519163734
Why not? Have you not seen Whistlindiesel vids? I think he also said he as access for the fields where the kid admitted he was wheeling

>>519163776
Yeah I'm pretty sure that an easement, as long as it's a formal one, is a legal document and can't be revoked with a simple trespass by a cop

Dan shitting himself right now lol good thing he has his dipeys on

>>519163688
checked. perfect. thank you.

>3 males breaking into vehicles
Add it to the list

>>519163682
Sometimes they sunbathe topless

>where'd you get the weed from
>i..uhh..found it

>>519163749
well, there's no possibility of violence

>>519163637
ignore the vlc and tvapp shitskin
see picrel

Why do niggers insist on wearing prison colors whether they are locked up or not

A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.

I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.

>>519163864
see the other post. It depends on the type of easement. Do you have proof he has any right to access it to begin with? Other then it being in the shape of a road?

>>519163688
Thanks, that's a pretty good quality stream

richie maher is going to tell his mixed race grand children about the time he rode with dan abrams

>>519163864
also a easement wouldn't be revoked because of a trespass. are you retarded?

Ahahaha shotgun over Dan's shoulder. I want shit to hit the fan and Richie commands Dan to grab the shotgun and fire because they're surrounded.

YN's out here getting handcuffed and shit

Maher looks annoyed

>>519164013

>kids, it was heckin’ epic

>>519164032
That’s an AR cops don’t carry shotguns anymore

>>519164066
What's a YN?

tvapp is literally a shitskin site made by jeets keeek

>>519164029
stfu jew no one even knows which side you are arguing

>>519163983
Yeah, you bring up good points
My only point is that an official easement is a formal document saying "You can use the land for this purpose" with very specific terms and conditions
But lots of rural places are more "Hey, can I use this road?" and they say "Yeah, just don't be a retard" and society works fine that way too

>>519164103
Sadly

>>519164114
>What's a YN?
Young Nubians

Dan doesn’t know how many commercial breaks he’s preventing

>>519163965
Kek I love reading these XD

>>519164114
>>519164066
youth niggas

i once paid for a month of tvapp premium and it's the most shitskinned garbage unimaginable

>>519164125
both faggot, like a white man i see both sides of the coin. And its one of them legalese bullshit that you get fucked over in at the end of the day.

>>519164188
Checked, and glad to see your work.

Dan is about to puke in a bag lmao

gun toters...should i get a 5.7 or a 10mm or a 9mm?

>>519164180
What's the story behind this?

>five juveniles
Add it to the list

>>519164103
>cops don’t carry shotguns anymore
That reminds me of the Louisiana Parole Board hearing from this week

A guy said that while his dad was asleep he grabbed a shotgun, walked up to his bed, aimed for the jugular and fired
There was blood splatter on the ceiling, apparently

>oasis

Yeah baby

folks in wheeling love their car stereos.

>oasis
sweet

>>519164188
Keeping up with the pace. Good job.

Oasis?

>>519164250
9mm basic bitch if you realize it may at one point end up in evidence

>>519164103
thank you. i know almost nothing about arms.

>blinding the SHIT out of me
Kek happens every night now.

>>519164259
Not sure. Saved from a webm thread.

>comin from the bar
>goin to work
>listening to slide away

This guys got it all figured out

>>519163092 (OP)
COPS ARE ROBBERS, AID AND ABET politicians who steal the public's money..

We used to say COPS AND ROBBERS, nope those days are long gone...

COPS ARE ROBBERS, aid and abet politicians who steal the public's money..

COPS even help BUSH cover up 9/11 and SANDY HOOK..

COPS AID AND ABET CRIMINAL POLITICIANS all the time, not a day goes by that the COPS don't aid and abet corrupt politicians..

FUCK THE COPS die you scummy rats..

>>519164250
Depends how how strong your grip is or if your a lank.et or manlet… 10mm is a good round that’s gotten way more popular over the last 4 years, but also if you can’t control it then it’s pointless and just get a .40cal over a 10mm

He had a different reply for heroin.

This guy isn’t positive.

>>519164366
NEGATIVE

>>519164318
https://youtu.be/3GCSUSwcDwg

>>519164397

What’s the black terminal on your battery?

>>519164278
Damn that was crazy. 20 gauge shells and 16 gauge shotgun. Blood on the ceiling. I didn't think that would work.

after somewhat improving the qualitry of his show over the last month, dan goes full retard and gives us dantona. huge mistake.

Officer Reddit seems like he’s trying hard to be a tacticool operator to show off for Dan

>>519164397
>>519164448
>Ya foster parents are dead

god shut the fuck up dan

>NOISES
>IN THE BACK

send dan into the woods

Drawfag you should make Dans "media" patch say vagina instead

>>519164474
I really wish I could be free of this show.

>>519164114
Just pray one day it doesn't mean 'your neighbor'
>>519164278
This guy right?
The father didn't call the son while the mother was dying, and loosely blamed the son for the death of his mother. When the son finally got home the father also ate the son's hamburger and it really put him over the edge and so he killed his dad in his sleep with a shotgun blast.
This was all done through a translator because hes accent (or speech issue?) was so thick no one could understand him.

>>519164514
Dan clearly does not want sticks running his show for him

>>519164602
Sticks is prob also fucking Dans wife tonight

>>519164594
Yeah, that's the guy
I don't think it was an actual translator, it was just the staffer in the prison repeating what the inmate said because he was mumbling and the mic was not the best

>>519164679
At Dan's request

>>519164731
>are you sure
>we're back live and i'm sure honey

>>519164594
>the father also ate the son's hamburger and it really put him over the edge and so he killed his dad in his sleep with a shotgun blast
damnit, as americans, we're never beating the "burger" allegations

>>519164679
Dan doesn’t care, Dan is going to be getting his back busted up by dude later tonight anyway
>>519164731
Diddy style lots of baby oil

>>519164566

Hey. This is my only social outing now.

>>519164794
>>519164594
Kek it makes me smile to see the overlap between /lpbg/ and /opl/

of course dans riding with the jew brothers

>>519164566
I have nothing else friday and satruday evenings ...

>>519164594
That hearing was INSANE
Killed his dad because he ate his hamburger https://youtu.be/qoVIN8fb4U0?t=16081

>>519164957
I’m surprised they’re still streaming those online

>>519165012
Especially since they know we watch and use such derogatory words as nigger and we also jack off to Sheryl

I'm gonna make Smash Burgers for dinner.

Sticks throwing shade at dan talking so fucking much

Speaking of counterfeit, if you haven't watched To Live and Die in LA, do.

>>519165012
>chat is disabled for this stream
That's how they get away with it. Meanwhile 280 of the 300 people usually watching are from /pol/

>>519165102
What kind of cheese?

>>519165081
>Sheryl
Who?

Is this the only department in the country that refers to PIT as PTI?

>>519165012
Me too, but they are required by law to be open to the public, and Zoo hearings are convenient. Not to mention Mandoo won the DMCA battle.

>>519165146
I'm not really sure yet. Need to go grocery shopping. Gonna get the fattiest mince I can find. I think 75 / 25 is the heaviest we can get in Australia. For cheese, we don't really have American cheese, but I'll try look for some.

Is that Frank Zappa

HOLY FUCK ITS FRANK ZAPPA

>>519165081
>Sheryl
Peak GILF

>>519165190
>PTI
I think it's "TVI"
Tactical Vehicle Intervention

>>519165190
They're saying "TVI".

Jeepfags continually btfo for eternity

>State Police HQ
nice

>>519165226
Get pepper Jack cheese or smoked cheddar.

>>519165236
>>519165240
Hivemind

My smile is stuck! I will not go back to your frownland!

>>519165247
Thank god its not no nut November yet

>>519165250
>>519165255
Never heard that before, seems weird they felt the need to change it

>>519165275
I'll get both and try them both out. Gonna make a whole bunch. Thanks fren

>>519165275
Smoked gouda is good too.

Everyone can have a lollipop. Choose wisely.

>>519165325
He called it "Tumbleweave" and I almost spit out my rum and coke

>>519165268
Jeep is a woman's car now. That duck shit they do is gay

Tumbleweeds lol

> where you live at?
> ogga booga booga

>>519164259
Probably cartel beef

>>519165275
>>519165317
Smoked cheese is good for a bite or two but then the smoke flavor they add to it gets really old fast

we got gold and what do you know, time to switch scenes

>>519165395
>cutting up trash in the street
>oogga booga

>>519164326
good point
>>519164384
i have a good grip..used to shoot 44 mag revolvers... i could get a free 40s&w ruger, but it just holds 7/8 rounds, so a 10mm glock seems the way to go, but the 5.7 just seems kind of fun like a 22... probably just end up getting both at some point..too different to really not have both

>>519165383
My favorite facekike meme is where guys started leaving literal dead ducks hanging from jeeps heheh

>>519165383
Of course that gay jeep duck stuff started in leafland lmao

I spend so much time picking up trash on the street. People just throw garbage everywhere, I was riding through St. Louis and I saw knee deep piles of garbage near bus stops.

Are any of you anons going to the No Kangs protest tomorrow? I wonder if they'll bleed into the show tomorrow?

>>519165545
Are you on prison detail?

Tacoma > Jeep
I've had both

Klopp is back

What the fuck... Trivago man is back now... He was AI before

>>519165471
jfc dude go to /k/ for a real rundown but 10mm and 5.7mm are both complete meme rounds. 44 mag is cool for single action cowboy shit, but 40 sw is basically a meme now as well

>>519165207
Denise inna Bush

>>519165625
More like:
Toyota > Stellantis
or,
Anything > Stellantis
Though, Nissan might be just as shitty at Stellantis.

>>519165669
they're fuckin with you

of course we aren't going back to the fat sheboon littering

>>519165594
>No Kangs
No. Astroturfed. Stay away.

>>519165594
Lol, those fags are getting their protesting in before the cold weather hits. You won't hear from them again until march

>>519165737
>Though, Nissan might be just as shitty at Stellantis.
body on frame nissans are good buys

>>519165700
everything is a meme but your 9mm?
jesus, u make me not want to get one

>>519165594
I'm hoping for some kino from the protests, but it will likely just be old people like last time. Eye in the sky is gonna catch antifa faggots though, so its really not a bad thing

>>519165594
Imagine having a protest against Trump for no reason at all. I hope Trump sends in the troops to arrest all the antifa terrorists when they get violent

>>519165669
What's the deal with these spokesmen not being real?

who even asked dan to do this ride along

fuck dan is awful

>>519165755
All of these fake protests are so low energy compared to 2020.

Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.

>>519165831
You asked about it for CC. Everything but 9mm or 45acp for CC is a meme. Change your original question and I would be less of a sperg. 10mm and 5.7mm are still gonna always be expensive and hard to find sooo my brotherly advice is dont be a fag and get a caliber everyone has so we can all shoot each others shit at the range if nothing else

>>519165819
The Titan is a piece of shit, if they even still make those things. Maybe the smaller trucks are OK.

>>519165884
It was probably his idea.

>>519164529
>Drawfag you should make Dans "media" patch say vagina instead
Here you go friend

Chief Taylor coming in with his dick actually out

Dan doesn't want to spend the rest of the night driving around neighborhoods looking for ghosts.

>>519165985
hahahahahahaha at the background

>>519165913
that faggot definitely has jew contaminated blood

The No Kings is a reaction to and distraction from the shutdown, which is on Dems. All they have is lies and protests now. Their policies and people have been exposed.

>>519165985
You're a saint

>>519165985
fucking kek

>>519165875
Subway Man fucked it for everyone

>>519166027
Wrong thread?

>>519166018
Yes his name is Abrams and he is jewish. He called Trump Hitler one time too

foo-foo juice (uncountable)

(slang) Aftershave or cologne.
(slang) Hair tonic.

>>519166061
No, NK was mentioned above. Also, this is /pol/

>>519166033
At least the shamwow guy is real:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ro1vJSXLKmc

>>519166027
It will be funny if both Virginia and New Jersey get Republican Governors in three weeks. They will be absolutely fucked in the mid terms.

>>519165916
There is nothing to really protest outside of "stop enforcing immigration laws" which is what they vehemently denied was occurring during the biden years

Here's the hottie I asked for

Hazen is the baddest motherfuckers to ever grace this show

NO LITTERING

She needs to turn around

Oh man

>>519165916
I miss Regg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E3t1FL_r-3U

Weed girl was kind of cute.

>>519165831
I actually never really like 9mm. It I went to the gun store like 2 years ago and ended up actually buying an sig (yes I know, it’s not that model) p365-Xmacro and honestly fell in love with it and bought it on the spot. It’s crazy because it’s a compact and the gun is only 1 inch thick and holds 17+1 without having an extended mag, it’s a great EDC. I was surprised how much I enjoy it.

I would have sex with that Amerimutt

>>519165609

No I just hate seeing it everywhere. I remember a guy I went to college with being flabbergasted that anyone would stoop to that kind of activity as though it’s somehow beneath them.

>>519166269
Give her ole bogan in 'n out.

It's funny, they paid the Scrubs blonde to be in a deodorant ad, but then gave more screen time to a nobody Black commercial actress because White man bad.

>>519165951
i live around a ton of shitbulls and saw 9mm ricochet off a shitbull's dome... the plus is you have 20 rounds to make good, and they do penetrate better than most...maybe i'll just get all 3, 9mm, 10mm, 5.7...i need to stop being poor so i no longer have to make poorfag decisions

>>519166257
I don't "like" 9mm either more than .45 acp but that wasn't in his original question. Unpopular opinion is that 380 is no better than 9mm lately lol carry what is comfy

>>519166412
You're better off with a heavier pistol just to give you a proper item to beat the shitbull with

>>519166415
Based af small business owner

>>519165985
>mfw

Congrats, Dan, you found a way to make your weak ass show even weaker: with yourself

>>519166269
>69
nice

>>519166415
Classic webm detected

>>519166343
kek

>>519166415
I love watching fucktards get killed for picking the wrong store to rob
I thought I had the one of the guy in the cell phone store that killed the printer too, but I guess I don't

did Dan just say
>black male
?

>>519166257
cool... did it take a while to get used to it's size? some ppl can't hit an impregnated barn with those

look at dan's weasely jew jog kek

>>519166568
>>519166570
It probably physically hurt him to say that, like a Vampire recoiling at the cross.

Dan with that bewildered expression on his face

>>519166548
webm chad ty

>>519166566
source?

>>519166648

>I… I say go to break but the arrests keep happening…

>>519166553
Is there a new story associated with this video?

>trackstar nigga on scene
lmao try and run

Is Dan going to be out there tomorrow too or is it just today?

>>519166557

Did you see that kid who tried to rob a smoke shop only to get stabbed a half dozen times by that Asian guy

>>519166697
No it is old

>>519166666
Satan speaks.

>>519166729
Has to be in Daytona tomorrow, no way he flys back to NYC and does the show.

>That's not my car
Jesus Christ, they will deny everything, won't they?

>>519166729
my guess is that the plan was to stay but seeing how many pavement apes are arrested tonight, he realizes he NEEDS to come back

Dan needs to goto a real shithole like Richland or anywhere metro Atlanta

>>519166806
he's at least gonna give his wife 4 nights to fuck strange

dan and richie chasin ghosts

>people
Dan keeps using the most generic descriptor he can think of even tho he knows all the perps share a descriptor. F U, Abrams.

>>519165594
>>519165753
Odd they demand you RSVP as an invite only for a fucking protest. Do you think they're out of money and can't afford to pay any amount of "protestors" to show up?

>>519166489
true...blunt force is better than knives when it comes to shitbulls... they don't even react to being stabbed until 10 minutes later

>>519166755
>kid who tried to rob a smoke shop only to get stabbed a half dozen times by that Asian guy
I think I heard about that - didn't the Asian guy try to claim self defense?

>>519166800
Found it. This video has another angle of the incident: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cv0Ub36uDyU

>>519166803
shit. didn't notice. exorcism time.

>>519166828
If they outright deny everything, chances are they'll get a deal. He's not big time. So instead of a few years, he'll get a few months. No prosecutor wants to spend ages trying to convict him when they can just give his Jewish Lawyer plea deal.

>>519166697
https://6abc.com/post/metropcs-employee-fatally-shoots-would-be-robber-in-philly/5494315/

>why my money cain't go back on my card
this is what i tune in for

>>519166548
qt

naw'imsayan

Cold fries for one community is the Holocaust for another.

>>519166922
I like these dogs lol but its okay to see them killed

>>519166968
>I hear ya

A BUB GUMMA

DOO DAT

>>519166911
>Do you think they're out of money and can't afford to pay any amount of "protestors" to show up?
That is coming with the NGOs getting shut down

>>519166952
Kek me too. I can't wait for them to interview the kitchen workers who'll say that she was violent and threatening and they'll have the video camera evidence as well.
>you tellin' me I finna eat cold fries?

>>519166952
can't tell if lesbo or 11 yr old boy 'groid

>>519167011
>>519166968
dat do how it be my fellow blag man

>sheboon chimpin out
>curtis what can you tell us about this

>>519166988
Tail is still wagging

>>519166925

Pretty sure he did since the one he stabbed jumped the counter. He was never charged with anything.

>>519166968
She's saying know-what-i'm-sayin too many times.

>>519167038
Perfect

>>519167082
Reflexes man its a hard fact of life when killin shit

>>519166415
i heard this is where he got the idea for star wars

>>519166571
Honestly I love it. It’s awesome how well it fits in my hand which is crazy because I’m serious the entire gun is only 1 inch thick and comes with different options and I was able to shoot if flawlessly out of the box. They have different versions of it that are sub compact but to fit the 17+1 they made the grip longer to fit a larger mag without it extending out of the grip. It really surprised me in a good way.

>>519167100
I like you anon. No homo.

>>519167155
Underrated kek

what the FUCK? why did they get rid of the french trivago guy?

Not sure if anybody's looked at the front page recently, but apparently the jannies are powerless to stop the spamming fucktard

Trivago is fucking with us tonight.

BOYS, do you remember the last time we had 3 OPL threads?
has it been months, years?

>>519167314
Prob hasnt happened since the old show

>>519167088
>She's saying know-what-i'm-sayin too many times.
you from the department of know what i'm sayins?

>>519167314
Was thinking the same when we finished one bread in the 1st hour

>>519167359
I'm taking a know-what-I'm-census.

>>519167267
So i'm not insane and they really did AI creepy european guy to look young and normal but its uncanny valley territory?

What the FUCK are these captchas?

How are cops either super skinny or super fat now? What happened to average sized slayers?

>>519167358
>>519167371
it's all based on the hope Dan gets shot?
can you imagine the ratings?

Wingstop is pretty meh every time I've tried it
Give me BW3 Asian Zing any day of the week

>>519163092 (OP)
No, but really... why call yourself live if you aren't?

you just know these nigs are sampling and selling everything they confiscate

>>519167423
It's gotta be a new advertising strategy, change a detail to catch their attention

>>519167466
do you remember the show when the cops busted in a trailer and they were watching the show from about 20 minutes earlier?

>>519167453
I only buy fried chicken at Korean joints now.

>>519167466
It is live.

Just tuning in now, anything of note tonight?

>>519167466
theyre doing it live!

>>519167521
Yeah but remember that one medication commercial they animated it for no reason?

Imagine if they sent Sticks to Daytona, he would have impregnated the entire southern half of the state

>>519167553
KFC is the best.

Fatigue in person

>>519167553
Korean fried chicken is amazing

new bread >>519167655
>>519167655

she can't handle an iguana how is she gonna handle a chimp

KILL IT

>>519167676
tyb

fucking pigs assuming reptigender

>>519167466
>why call yourself live if you aren't?
it a show