Thread 519232271

>>519232271 (OP)
Why do you think this cartoon should offend anyone, son? It's a cartoon.

>>519232544
Tell that to the people who got upset over so called "woke" cartoons

>>519232271 (OP)
It's gay and lame.

>>519232271 (OP)
it's so corporate.

>>519232271 (OP)
I dropped D&D when they retconned everything so there are no evil races. Orcs and goblins are evil and must be wiped out

>>519232905
Was there an actual D&D cartoon with gay interspecies overtones?
In RE: the one with the trans kid that was aimed at making more little trans kids feel better about being different, there is some degree of nurture in every gay story. They usually deny it to strangers, especially ones who they think might have anti-gay sentiments, but once you get to know them, they all have a story. I also don't want little kids being led into a lie. Trans isn't reality. No one is fooled. Nothing changes with a sex change, except that the genitals may never work again, and everyone will look at them weird forever. You're either a man or a woman, and giving kids an option that literally is just genital mutilation is child abuse. They're being convinced that there's a solution for how they feel and that it will be acceptable to all. It isn't. I don't have a solution for the feelings, but making jews rich on the mutilation of kid genitals and assigning them to a life they can't possibly understand is retarded. When I was eight, I thought I could be a professional skateboarder. What if a surgeon had offered to make me look like one, but didn't tell me that it's more like wearing different clothes than changing who I am? Why do people not see that it's the same thing? We're all born in the bodies we wish were different in some way.

This art makes it look like some kind of fantasy romance
I'm not getting the vibe of adventure and battles with monsters

>>519232271 (OP)
It's fake and gay, like the real world

>>519232271 (OP)
>>519233440
Just play Old School Essentials. It's essentially just slightly modernized AD&D that's maintained by a small group of non-woke white guys. Nobody plays actual D$D anymore - 5.5e was a total flop and general interest in the series is lower than ever, meanwhile every other TTRPG is growing quickly.

WOTC is a complete joke of a company. They've completely killed both D&D and MtG over the past ~5 years.
Unironically, "Go woke go broke".

>>519232271 (OP)
Because homosexuality is inherently disgusting.

>>519232271 (OP)
literally a fantasy world where AIDS and hepatitis doesn't exist.

>>519234473
forgot picrel.
You've always been able to "Be whoever you want to be" in RPGs. That's the entire point. There's really no need to depict gay orcs making out in your promo art.

>>519232271 (OP)
SIEG HEIL

>>519232271 (OP)
Its just kinda stale , like someone slapped a bunch of ideologies in a setting and this picture is it

>the beholder
kek

needs hyborean edits

>>519232271 (OP)
I’m sure all the homos are going to play dnd now. 5th edition rules are already a power fantasy for people who are used to microtransaction based levelling. Very boring. Adventuring should be dangerous.

>>519232271 (OP)
reminds me of lowest tier corporate garbage vomit shit

it doesn't feel like even the gay, bisexual and so on would particualrly enjoy this unsexy garbage

>>519232271 (OP)
Serious answer: It's homosexual propaganda quite clearly aimed at kids. It's no different than tranny story time.

These people need to be skinned alive in 4K to set an example.

>>519232271 (OP)
>beholder in the background just smiling and being friendly
it’s unrealistic

If it's nothing why change it at all? Why not leave it as it was if it's no big deal?

>>519232271 (OP)
Post the full version. If you click the link there's an even gayer image with way more rainbows and flags

>>519235489
They don't. It's not actually for them. It's just to take something else away from us.

>>519232271 (OP)
The bent tower with the peaked roof and the shape of the brown orc-human cross heavily evoke an erect penis.

>>519235876
Yep. It's not about inclusion, it's about destruction

>get rid of thac0
>Everything goes to shit

We had it so good anons. That shit was like the fucking Great Wall of keeping out the undesirables.

>>519235876
This. It's why they demonize LotR. They tried to corrupt and progressivize the series with Rings of Power, but the fans almost universally rejected it and continue to support only the original Middle Earth works. Their corruption failed so now they have to call Tolkien and his fans racist, sexist, homophobes. It's considered a sign of extremism in the UK to read 1984 and Lord of the Rings, and College Professors don't take kindly to the good professors' works.

>>519232271 (OP)
there are several monsters there, so this is clearly an evil settlement

>>519236073
Making Dragonborn an actual race and not bizarre cultists being transformed in an egg was a bad call

>>519236201
Come to think of it disowning Dark Sun because slavery and genocide was the tipping point. That setting was fucking good.

>>519232271 (OP)
D&D needs to target trannies. Who else is more adept at playing make believe?

>>519235271
They import orcs to keep the gdp up.

>>519236187
Yeah. I remember retarded commies trying to convince people that Tolkien was a progressive antifa member. The biggest reason why they have lost the argument and are engaging in terrorism now is because you can't form a coherent metanarrative with a constant churn of demented lies.

>>519236073
The way to keep out undesirables is to avoid playing at a faggot fucking game store. People who own them are almost universally pozzed and even if they seem BASED and REDPILLED they're still selling you a bunch of garbage.

>>519236485
If trannies were so imaginative why do they all use the same 10 or so names? Lilith, Alice, Eve, etc.

>>519236485
>cater to trannies
All they ever fucking role are goddamn Teiflings

>>519235876
How ridiculously stupid is a plan to take "something else" away from heterosexuals, lesbians, gays, furries, and anyone else who is not actually anti hot people?

It's not working. They're just ruining themselves, and people will consume anime/manga/video games/porn/ai porn/whatever else that isn't globohomo unsexy garbage.

>>519232271 (OP)
Not a republican. I don't like seeing this fag shit being plastered around in my hobbies. Just like video games normie fags ruin everything. Also fuck you kraut nigger.

>>519236538
Tolkien was anti-Nazi, but only insofar as he thought of them as a foreign, totalizing force that was antithetical to the Anglosaxon way of life. He was the arch-Conservative and hated everything about globalism and modernity, and the industrial and expansionist German state offended his sensibilities. Furthermore, he was just as, if not more so, repulsed by the Commies.

Tolkien's ideal life would be to settle down in a quite little shire with his wife and kids, studying and translating ancient Anglo Saxon, Norse, and Germanic literature, and never seeing a non-Anglo again in his life. And that's precisely the ethos he used to write Lord of the Rings, which is precisely why the Commies want to repudiate his work.

>>519236677
Funny how they like the devil people.

>>519232271 (OP)
Is this 2020? Why are shitlibs constantly living in the past?

>>519232271 (OP)
It embodies everything I dislike about modern DnD. It reminds me of what an anon said about the way men and women play will dolls. A boy imagined they are the character, a imagined the character is them. I don't know if that's true, but that difference in attitude is the core of all of this. It's transposing modern attitudes into pre modern fantasy. And I don't mean that in the sense of viewing things through a more modern lense, but I mean things like language, attitudes, behaviour. It's pop culture references, not just as an easter egg, but the impetus for entire characters. The picture exemplifies that road that the game has been taking, as it puts an emphasis on gimmicks, modern issues, and the desire to make a game of DnD all about them.

But why do I care? For the same reason if s comedy started making jokes I didn't find funny, I would obviously want them to make funnier jokes.

>>519232271 (OP)
It offends anyone who isn't an enormous faggot.

>>519236187
>>519236538
>Soviet author wrote whole slashfic about how ACKtually the orcs dindu nuffin and Mordor was a land of gumdrop kisses and puppydog smiles before team America force attacked
>Leftists can't hold it up as their lotr because slava jewcraina and too similar to general vatnik butthurt
It'd be funny if not so pathetic and gay.

>>519237076
Am I to understand that it's very popular in Sweden, then?

>>519232271 (OP)
Dungeons and Dragons is a terrible hobby to be into. The game is not fun, the people who play it suck, and that's before they started woking it all up.

>>519232271 (OP)
>everything is tranny colored and gay

>>519237231
I thought orcs weren't supposed to be niggers? Then why are leftists so offended when people say orcs are evil?

>>519232271 (OP)
It dosnt offend me more so it killed the games image from when It first started.

See pic:
>evil monsters
>relatable characters and themes
>an over arching evil that needs to be vanquished.

I lost it when they started adding rules about wheel chairs that needed three consecutive critical hits to break.

Or transexual demon spawn that are actually the victims because devils made them do bad things.

Or non evil monsters that are clearly inherently evil. You made an alignment system that cleary denotes some creatures as pure evil (ie: a lich is never going to be a good guy because his goals are inherently evil and always have been)

5E is still a good game, but if I play I’m going to go off of the original alignment charts and in my head I’m going to picture pic above for the campaign

>>519236940
He also said on record that dwarves are clearly Jews.
Sure they are greedy and stubborn and like to hide in caves, but they are always ready with their axes to help the white man fight the orcs (Chinese)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tolkien_and_race

Without even commenting on the grooming and propaganda, it just looks like absolute shit. At first, I thought this was just a rough sketch that hadn't been finished, or like something a really talented first grader drew while not passing attention on class. The fact that a professional company uses this just shows that they're hiring based on ideology rather than talent.

>>519237469
Also as a side note, in a world where you can be anything; why would you be a crippled faggot?

>beholder that shoot gay beams
>blue dragon that cast illusion that makes everyone lame and gay
That campaign is too magical realm for me.

>>519237485
In a private letter, Tolkien describes orcs as:
>squat, broad, flat-nosed, sallow-skinned, with wide mouths and slant eyes: in fact degraded and repulsive versions of the (to Europeans) least lovely Mongol-types.

>>519235628
>Average
OPM is top percentile of manga, the other two are average garbage swill though.

>>519233998
>We're all born in the bodies we wish were different in some way
Of course I'd like to be taller and more handsome like most men but I never, ever entertained the idea of having a doctor cut my dick off.

I have a mtf trans friend who told me that had they not transitioned they would have just acked themselves. They're pretty hot now (making good money doing porn).

I wonder if the trans that kill themselves are the ones who are ugly and know that they will forever be weird and unfuckable

>>519237485
Dwarves are literally soulless and can't go to heaven and end up destroying their kingdoms in the pursuit of gold. But there are still good dwarves out there while there are no good orcs.

>>519237802
Hobbits are Irish
Elves are Nordic
Dwarves are Jews
and Orcs are Chinese

>>519236073
>>519236201
>Skips from 2e to 4e like we won't notice
You faggots can try to bury the truth all you like but 3e stands tall above all others.

Picrel: you.

>>519232271 (OP)
DnD is still boring nerd shit no matter how many autismos they get to push it.

>>519237841
Based OPM enjoyer.

the LOTR trilogy is a retelling of Europe's history repelling the Ottoman Empire.
the Ottomans were defeated in the Great War and it was thought that there would never be any more Islamic threat again, since they went cold Turkey.

if Tolkien could see what happened to our nations today, he would be forced to talk about the parallels with his work now that the Shire needs to be scrubbed of orcs and worm-tongues.

Mordor = the Ottoman Empire.
Morgoth = Allah/Satan
Sauron = Mohammad/Ottoman Caliph
Orcs = Muslims
Saruman = top level traitors
Worm-tongue = perfidious Jews in leader's ears.
Urukai = non-Turk convert armies.
the battle of Pellinor Fields is the battle at the Gates of Vienna

>>519232271 (OP)
It offends everyone with a soul.
It's cal arts souless corpo crap

>>519237485

>they are always ready with their axes to help the white man fight the orcs (Chinese)
The dwarves were so unhelpful to anyone including themselves they very nearly went extinct rather than help for even one second.

>>519237485
>He also said on record that dwarves are clearly Jews.
he meant OT hebrews.

Worm-tongue represents the kikes fucking over nations from the inside.

>>519236302
>pastel color trains failed
Kek

>>519237939
Orcs are like the worst possible combination of Jeets and Chinks.

>>519237852
average experience is not getting "hot" and doing porn, and your friend only had this feeling because he was promised by a jewish doctor that it would be the end of their problems, and that they would be effectively, and functionally, a woman. No matter how well the surgeries and hormones worked at changing their visage, he's not a woman. This isn't hate speech. It's just factual, and when he gets older and realizes he changed everything to get fucked, and it's irreversible, he may still follow through. It's a mental illness. Transitioning is a fiction. It's merely better make-up. That isn't to say he can't be an effeminate fag. To be fair, I don't care what they do. I HATE that I'm expected to play along, when it's so embarrassingly obvious.

>>519233440
why drop it? just play based AD&D 2e

>>519232271 (OP)
Republicans aren't the ones who made a gay DnD picture

>>519232271 (OP)
I have the old books. Jews, niggers, and LBGTQFAGGOTS cant ever take that away from me. I just wont ever buy the new cucked shit.

>>519238211
>>519236302
Someone posted in a previous thread Gary's FBI watchlist profile, they described him as "consistently armed" and "expected to be extremely uncooperative".

>>519238314
This. I just modify 2E modules for 5E (real 5E not the 2024 garbage)

>>519238124
>the LOTR trilogy is mundane geopolitical bullshit
Wrong.
The "Ring of Power" is the foreskin

>>519235259
Also made me laugh

>>519237997
3/3.5 had some amazing extra material. The different races books, the different environments. And of food the good and evil books.

>>519238448
There's a reason Gygax lost control of the IP, and it's not because he wasn't a kind man.

>>519237919
they don't just destroy their kingdoms.

morgoth and sauron and the balrogs and such still were needed for the most part. they are just among the many people who have ambitions or character flaws that ultimately may make them not resistant to evil.

like all the city slickers, basically. rural hobbits, tom bombadil and so on? much, much, much harder to corrupt

>>519232271 (OP)
I guess everyone was right about D&D-it's the devils game. All art is gay now.

>>519238258
It's not just the hormones, there's face feminization surgery, and if the man's body was sufficiently effeminate (Twink build) the results can look pretty good.

The mtf I know does pass visually, although the voice is a dead giveaway. But they get plenty of matches on straight dating apps from dudes who don't know they're trans.

I think they're in the 0.1% of trans that actually look good, that's why they're not depressed and don't kill themselves.

>>519233028
it's gay and lame, and there used to be something cool where it was

>>519232271 (OP)
Ive seen a lot of reactions to this and I called this years ago when I was first called a "murderhobo" for just playing the game normally and not trying to sissywalk and talk out of everything.

I see the same thing happening in WoW now too. First they come for the lore and stories, since you're a GAMER and focus on the gamplay and mechanics. Then PvP becomes abandonware, no devs assigned to it full time. Soon after its one button rotation, then SKILLS PRUNING because having 36 key binds is "too hard" and using the one button rotation isn't enough, you have to make sure that no one else can play with that many key binds or complicated combat. Then they add housing, and before you know it you're playing animal crossing and combat is no different than when you hit a villager with your net, they go "hey not nice, that was rude!"

>>519238208
Chipping the glasses and smashing the plates, that's what Bilbo Goyim hates

>>519238548
It wasn't bad until the woke started wearing it as a skinsuit. Just like most media properties in the West. Disney was genuinely great before the 2010s.

>>519238467
>real 5E not the 2024 garbage
This is the "return to tradition" gay pride flag of gaming.

>>519232271 (OP)
It's extremely ugly and lame but I am not offended by it. I am a little disturbed that there are adults who enjoy looking at something so puerile, but whatever. Then again, I don't support any political parties.

>>519238548
If it was the devil's game it wouldn't have to be totally changed to be what it is now.

If it's total inversion is this modern DND, which it is, then it wasn't evil before.

I just railroad the fuck out of my players. I dgaf about back story or lore.
>you enter a room
>Youre choices are the door on the right or the door on the left
It's a choose your own adventure game. and people struggle with that

>>519239131
Terrible DMs make for terrible campaigns.

>>519238597
>the results can look pretty good.
still glorified make-up. No hate involved; still genetically a man, and will require maintenance all his life to keep up the ruse.
>they get plenty of matches on straight dating apps from dudes who don't know they're trans
You don't see anything wrong with this? Why is sexual deception suddenly ok if the guy is wearing a dress?
>that's why they're not depressed and don't kill themselves.
It is, and always will be, satiating a desire to get fucked the way they want. It's not gender dysphoria. The ugly ones don't get fucked no matter what they wear, so they kill themselves. Before there were trannies, there were just ugly people who spent their lives alone and died alone. All of a sudden, ugly men see women controlling the sexual arena right now, and they're told they can have that power through jewish magic.

Again, no hate. I feel more pity than anything else. They're being lied to.

>>519238823
Based

>>519232271 (OP)
It doesn't offend me.
Degenerates and commie fuckheads have to ruin everything because they think it is a humiliation ritual
When they're done, and enough people have been pissed off
They won't get their utopia
They will get us

>>519238597
>What is twink death
No amount of jaw shaving can undo biology depositing fat on your gut and flanks in your 30's. Someone damaged enough to hold not acking as contingent on being able to jerk off to themselves is going to ultimately commit suicide. It's a sad state of affairs and why this as anything other than fetish is quackery.

>>519239205
people love my campaigns because I dont let my players fuck around. I spent years trying to be a player and failing because most campaigns dont get past session 0. I switched over to being a DM and I've never played as much DnD in my life.

>>519235458
>5th edition rules are already a power fantasy for people who are used to microtransaction based levelling
?

>>519239205
I had two DMs. One let his fiancee play and would show her favoritism. The other one would shower the party with treasure, but damn did he make you earn it.

>>519232271 (OP)
>2e AD&D forever
orcs are niggers
Zilchus (God of money and money lending in WoG) and his followers are fucking kikes and should be eradicated

>>519232271 (OP)
This reminds me of that hideous German Green party poster showing all the repugnant aspects of their failed ideology.

Lmao
One Lute player

>>519238597
>they're not depressed
what? EVERY trans person is depressed. you don't transition without being mentally fucked up first.

>>519239491
Can I play with you?

>>519239565
my wife plays in our campaigns and regularly takes big risks. she often gets fucked up, but sometimes she pulls off some pretty good shit... she does all this while the rest of the party ducks about trying to search everything for fucking pennies.
I reward that shit.
I also reward Randy. Randy is old as fuck and just really gets into his wizard. Drinks a half bottle of bourbon in a session, every other weekend and adds so much to the experience. Randy is fucking cool

>>519239980
We should have a /pol/ D&D campaign. Replace Goblins with Jews and keep everything else 3.5 standard.

>>519239695
When on earth did Greyhawk get shortened to WoG?

>>519240068
>3.5 standard.
faggy shit. 2e is the best system.

>>519232271 (OP)
they don't have to do anything, no one will buy that twink shit and it will die off on its own

>>519238548
>I guess everyone was right about D&D-it's the devils game. All art is gay now.
No, they have to shit up everything because that's what a conqueror does: they try to humiliate their enemy
>Look what we can do and there's nothing you can do about it.
This is why muslims rape small children and women in countries they infest
Same thing with kikes - they make laws in countries that are not theirs that make speaking ill of them illegal and you go to prison, while they loot your country
BLM did it a few years ago when they went around ripping down statutes
There were many, many individuals who would have liked nothing better than to just start mowing them down like a field of wheat, but restrained themselves
Here, the degenerates infest anything remotely "cisgender" and possibly a haven for straight White males and shit it up intentionally
The tone-deaf bit is that faggot OP is taking a run at "Republicans" - and there's no difference at all between the RNC and DNC. None.
Same with "conservatives" - they have no idea what a conservative is or would recognize one if they got in the shower with them.
"Conservatives" are spineless disloyal shitbags.

>>519240134
World of Greyhawk. It's the original references to it. It's the 1st run box set of Greyhawk from 1e.

>>519232271 (OP)
Because D&D used to be good, Hasbro was even able to produce a decent edition initially.

Then they tried to clone WoW as a boardgame and now have to rely on corporate faggotry to try and exist.

>>519232271 (OP)
>let's destroy rules and pander to everybody for a greater market share while alienating our original audience

>>519239455
>No amount of jaw shaving can undo biology depositing fat on your gut and flanks in your 30's
They hard transitioned rather young, they were done with all the surgeries by 22 years old (everything financed through prostitution starting age 16).

I agree that trooning out past 25 is probably a lost cause.

I would never advise anyone to entertain the idea, as 99.9% of people are not good candidates and will just end up looking like freaks of nature.

>>519240229
Interesting, never knew that was the original reference to it.

>>519232271 (OP)
just refuse to acknowledge d&d past 3rd edition. it's literally that easy.

Come home white man.

>>519240340
I can't be assed to get a pic cause I'm phone posting like a queer but I have 2 copies of the original boxed set, both 1st prints. I run every campaign ever in that setting in some shape or form

>>519239960
In my social circle they're one of the few who don't do drugs, make good money, and enjoy a good sex life.

I strongly believe that the reason most troons ack themselves is merely because they're ugly as fuck

>>519240525
>Empire of the Petal Shitting Street
>also Egypt!
MAR barker is a Muslim convert and a complete piece of absolute shit

>>519237485
drop the meme flag, rebbe
Orcs are nigers
Easternlings are asians
Dwarves are a short nordic race

>>519240560
Those are relics and a half.

>>519240272
>greater market share
>by trying to pander to sub 1% segments of the country
>while also alienating your original customer base

>>519240771
the greater market share is normies you retard
and most normies jump on faggy bandwagon shit

>>519240765
I've been playing since I was 6 or 7. My dad has been playing forever too, since the 70ies. His collection is fucking amazingly retarded.... So much rare shit in mint condition. He was always autistic about having a copy of something to keep new and one to play with.

>>519235628
only opm is good here.

>>519240571
>In my social circle they're one of the few who don't do drugs, make good money, and enjoy a good sex life.
>In my social circle
About 42% to 60% of troons suffer from medically diagnosed depression. Compared to 4% of the general population.

>my character has gay butt sex with every traveler in the inn and hold trans parades in the market square
wow amazing
cant wait to play a campaign with you

>>519232271 (OP)
Because faggots ruined yet another nerd hobby.

>>519240923
Man you're lucky and bless your old man, hope he didn't get the 50th anniversary book though as that'd just be an insult to him.

>>519240896
>normies like faggy bullshit

They patently don't, as the USAID cuts laid bare.

If they truly wanted to court normalfags, they'd try to appeal to women.

>>519239222
Yeah I agree it's just a man's body altered by massive amounts of hormones and surgery, all I'm saying is that for a very select few the result looks decent.

And they do get feminine power even if they're biologically male, because men respond to visual cues and if something looks fuckable we treat it as a woman.

Remember the Obama sperm face painting? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

>>519241159
The brown cover reprints of the 1e stuff?
kek if so, he bought 2 copies of each, as usual. One to keep new and one to use. He never uses any of it, he still uses his original stuff

>>519232271 (OP)
They've lost their ability to say that something is stupid and to shrug and go on with their lives. Instead everything has to be a world-ending cataclysm that requires constant focus and seething.
Now to everyone else not in their network, this looks stupid, and thus the support loss begins. The same thing happened with the left in the early 2020s, and the right just isn't interested in learning that lesson.

>>519240284
>I want to fuck my troon friend/am talking about myself
Froganon believe us we get it and don't need to hear more about your fetish, but no troon grows old. At least not happily. The best long-term outcome is becoming another Sarina Valentina, batshit bogged and sad dealing with surgery complications. More of (you) go out like Mariana cordobra

>>519232271 (OP)
you have taken everything I love therefor I must destroy you

>>519240975
Yeah but they're just ugly men who became super ugly because their "transition" didn't succeed.

A transition is only successful if they pass. And 99.9% of trans will never pass.

>>519232271 (OP)
>>519232905
why do you get upset over traditional heroic white male imagery?

>>519232271 (OP)
>AD&D
More like GAYD&D lmao

>>519232271 (OP)
It looks unfinished?

>>519240972
True. I dropped JJK and MHA after a while. They just weren't that interesting. I'm still reading OPM to this day.

>>519241266
>nigger artist known for making paintings of blacks decapitating white people.
>also likes to sneak in sperm into all of his paintings.
>people pointed this out and the media called it fake news conspiracy.

>>519241388
Muttanon you'd want to fuck them too if you saw them, just like the thousands of coomers subscribed to their onlyfans.

In my whole life I only fucked maybe 2 women who looked better.

>>519241288
No no the book. 50 years of D&D. They got some faggy professor in California to shit all over the legacy of the TSR. D&D in the early days was le hecking racist and bigotted promoted slavery (which is literally not even true, not one of the early campaigns painted slavery favourably) and it was mean to Hindus because Vishnu has avatars you could fight (which is doubly retarded as Vishnu has avatars in Hindu mythology, Dashavatara, who do fight mortals. And do lose sometimes.)

>>519238314
based
dual class humans OP

>>519241588
please stop being french

>>519232544
>D&D 1990: Kill monsters and dragons with your friends! Our values are to be entertaining!
>D&D 2025: It’s actually illegal to be straight. You have to cheer as you watch future wizards get fucked by demons with one of our 200 new butt sex animations! Our values are to use our platform to popularize faggotry with your kids, go extinct white people.

Because fantasy is about imagining a better world where your struggles matter and you're fighting against a great evil and protecting the innocent and shit like that. Not about imagining being gay and disabled. I still can't believe they put wheelchairs into that shit, like what's the fucking point in a world with magic that could heal a spine?

But I guess I shouldn't expect anything from the tabletop gamer crowd. Never played it but I tried once, and they were all gay as fuck. I won't pretend I'm not a bit nerdy, but these fuckers took it to the next level and beyond. Brought my gf when I got the invite from a friend at work, and I always wanted to try D&D tabletop but I couldn't stand these fuckers.

>>519241588
You've thoroughly outed yourself as just doing sexual roleplay here, so it truly is a nu D&D thread. Get a real therapist

>>519232271 (OP)
Because I liked D&D twenty years ago when it wasn't full of faggot shit.

>>519241629
oh, Lord no.... TSR was a good company, gygax got fucked and then that stupid buck rogers cunt took over and ruined it. theres a whole series of modules where you go against the fucking Slave Lords. It's a great series, and you quite literally destroy their entire slaver empire and fuck up all sorts of evil shit.

>>519241425
No see you're not understanding that the high level of correlation between depression and gender dysphoria means that's not the issue. They're too strongly correlated together to be anomalous, they can only be correlated at that level. And you're using anecdotal evidence to inform your opinion.

It's objectively not a matter with passing, the majority of them are fucked in the head regardless.

>>519237469
Yeah D&D has sucked for a long time because they oversampled reddit faggots in user research. They have all the wrong ideas and have drove away a lot of us.

>>519237485
Orcs are niggers you retard.

>>519235637
>aberration approving of faggotry is unrealistic

>>519241803
That's rich coming from the guy who knows trans pornstars by name

>>519241331
Exactly. Call it gay and move on. The left, had they been slightly less retarded, just slightly, would have had a choke hold after Obama. But their hubris and self righteousness saved us. We can't make the same mistakes.

We aren't at their level, yet. But we gotta be careful

>>519241897
reddit bans everybody right of mao down from the investor layer, they turned the meta forum into bluesky

>>519237997
ouch

>>519241880
>theres a whole series of modules where you go against the fucking Slave Lords.
Was literally what the book bitched about, that specific campaign series. The campaign you fight slavers because it didn't represent inter-generational trauma or some shit.

Because black people might be offended due to the portrayal of slavery or some shit.

>>519232271 (OP)
I'm going to be honest. None of you play DnD and are just here for culture war garbage, it's like women who infect hobbies and destroy them with their brazen lack of care.
You just want to be the ones doing the destroying.

What's this thing about the BroSR?

>>519241949
No they're Irish

They grow like potatoes in the ground.

>>519241977
obama in 2012 had to use race as demagogic wedge issue to get into power
and had infinite money (0% interest) without recovery

the westher underground nigger was the worst american president by objective metrics

>>519242054
I play 2e all the time you faggot

>>519242054
I get the point but that's nonsense. How your polycule going?

>>519241977
You're absolutely at their level. Look at this thread. Look at what Trump posts on a daily basis. Look at his entire cabinet.
Normal people look at them with the same level of disgust that they do trannies.

Because it's fucking lame to make "Dungeons and Dragons" about neither of those things and instead just make it about you and your gay friends.

>>519242054
saw a group play in 4th grade elementary school every break in my class, thats about all my contact with D&D

>>519242148
normal people don't give a fuck. They think it's all retarded and doesn't really matter that much, and they're right.

>>519241962
Asexual aberrations.

Are you really fucking surprised? Any company where Jewrock is the majority stakeholder is immediately Jew-ified with gay shit, race mixing shit, tranny shit. They have artists and AI on standby ready to poison your fucking brain and push degeneracy. Trying to find entertainment that isn't propaganda to destroy white European people is like trying to find a nigger that hasn't been arrested.

>>519242148
>normal chats

>>519242045
>we hate this thing
>here's a whole series of us hating the same thing
>ugh, you're racist
I fucking hate this gay earth

>>519232271 (OP)
It's an abomination unto the LORD my God.

>>519242241
>you don't hate the same thing we hate?
reeeeeee!

>>519233440
>Orcs and goblins are evil and must be wiped out
It's problematic when people use ot to be racist to people and minorities
I can see why they did this

>>519242054
I've been playing D&D since before you were born you fucking fetus.

>>519232271 (OP)
It offends anyone not mentally ill.

>>519239565
Ok but did he let niggers into the city?

For shit like Forgotten Realms it doesn't fit the setting. World building austists are the most offended.
Stop turning everything into Los Angeles.

>>519242227
I was signing up for an insurance program at a new job a few days ago, and on their website I saw literally three pages in a row of different pictures of white women with various brown men and children of indiscernible race. This shit didn't happen by chance.

>>519242299
wut?

>>519232271 (OP)
Nooooo! you can't just make your half elf druid gay

>>519242345
modern forgotten realms is sad and gay and ethnic now. makes me sad. i have fatigue.

>>519232271 (OP)
Faggot Dystopia that has no culture just slop and trash.

>>519242401
yes, only normal

>>519232271 (OP)
kek
that's fucking disgusting
It's basically a bunch of wierdo degens self-inserting themselves

>>519242117
Not as bad as carter and Nixon imo but bad. I'm not saying he is good. Just that the media had actual right wing politics in a near chokehold at the time in America. It was not looking good. They pushed race, trannies, muslims and illegals too hard though.

Also, get the fuck out of American politics - Obama got into power in 08 not 12 and yes race was involved in 08 but his campaign was also anti war and economic related. And actually used social media effectively. Trump did it better though.

Case in point about the hubris though - Obama said "at least I'll be a president" about Trump saying he was the worst. Their hubris destroyed them and we must not fall into the same trap of thinking the other side will never be in power again. It detaches you from the reality of the masses who vote in swing states.

>>519232271 (OP)
>WotC still thinks faggotry is popular
Get with the times, grandpa. It's not 2012 anymore. Are you even aware of the current year? Talk about living in the past!

>>519240284
I think what that anon is saying though, is that no matter how successful the trooning is (or how young you start), age will eventually catch up with you. And if the only thing keeping you from offing yourself is watching yourself coom on a webcam, then when the day comes that the mirage fades it'll be all ogre.

Out of curiosity, is the troon you're referring to actually you? Or have you had sex with him?

>>519241968
>D...d...don't have receipts!?!
How else would you know exactly what the future holds without examples you'll know. Ironically 4chans own linetrap is (was at least, who keeps track) doing better than all you reddit troons by being for all intents and purposes just a gay guy in mentality and outlook. Somehow side dodged contemporary tranny ideology on (((gender)))

>>519232271 (OP)
everything offends christniggers, so probably

EVERYTHING HAS TO BE HAPPY ALL THE TIME NO GOOD FEELINGS NO DARK COLOURS NO BITTER NO SAD NO ANGRY ONLY GOOD ONLY HAPPY ONLY CANDY ALL THE TIME

>>519242299
The fucking Vishnu one got me the worst.

Again, it completely ignores that in Hinduism Vishnu is believed to send Avatars of himself to interact with mortals. So how is it wrong when he's portrayed as a Lawful Good Avatar of the god who you can fight in the game?

>>519242345
>Stop turning everything into Los Angeles.
But what about my niggers and asians tho? Surely we need them in every background shot imaginable?

>>519241447
>strawman

You must be 18 or older to post here.

>>519242372

It's 100% engineered by the corporate, technocratic, media, social media, and governmental jewish overlords. It's no coincidence that the major interest groups that push back against companies that refuse to add gay shit, tranny shit, and nigger loving shit into their products are all jewish. It's no coincidence that when you trash talk left wing, liberal homosexual, brown skin loving bullshit, it's called antisemitic. It's no surprise that the vast majority of porn, especially gay and interracial porn, is owned and operated by jews. Fucking comical when the retards who love this shit and support this shit can't see beyond the blinders. Although ignorance is bliss and sometimes I wish I never noticed.

>>519242148
Trump n Vance gloating on bluesky is the epitome of the hubris I'm talking about. But so far, we aren't having Republicans saying their will never be a democracy president again as was common to say about Republicans at the end of Obamas second term. I heard my lefties friends jab at me repeatedly. I'm not retarded like them so I didn't believe it, but thats part of why they still can't accept Trump. Extremely hubristic.

>>519242571
You fucking trans porn mutt connoisseur I like you I never fap to troons because they're butchered ugly men.

I just happen to know one who's surgeons did a good job for once I don't know why that's so hard to believe

>>519232271 (OP)
never played it but everyone who did was a troon or fat girl, never bothered

>>519232271 (OP)
It's an imbalanced and unweighted image trying to focus on such a hyper microcosm of DnD possibilities.
"Queer" communities think they're more than a percent of a percent of the global population and deserve more representation. Spoilers: they don't. They've already gotten more than their fair share.
Time for them to go back to occupying a small little corner of the room. Get over it.

>>519232271 (OP)
I don't get it when fantasy shit wants to put Japan stuff in it they do stuff like this samurai guy came from another country in the east but when they want to put blacks and stuff in it they're like hey this obviously yuro inspired setting with architecture and equipment that look yuro based always had an equal number of blacks and homosexuals and now orcs are good guys

>>519233440
Switch to pathfinder. Much cooler builds

>>519242731
You know porn is bad when jews give it away for free.

>>519242550
obama was uniquely bad, he got free money, poisened race relations for good and did all matter of shady stuff you didn't hear about like operation chokepoint and running the biden admin
nixon was popular and great, glow niggers ruined him for ending the vietnam war

>>519232271 (OP)
>interracial elderly dyke couple
jesus christ...

>>519232271 (OP)
There will be no art/media/franchise aimed at conservative men; maybe they will find something that support their belief system but once jews get the smell of it they will buy it and put troons and wokeness into it to make the conservatives seethe.

>>519232271 (OP)
Seriously people being mad about this really goes to show who was the "snowflakes" all along lmao. I fucking saw someone saying it was sexual, like what? Some pastel colours and rainbows are sexual now? Damn bro maybe it's time to check in to the local gay-conversion therapy because you are SO close to slipping! I mean just taking a walk down the street is a million times more "sexual" than this ffs, but then again these people never leave their house so makes sense I guess. I am just so fucking tired of all this insane disingenuous ragebait going on now...

>>519242650
whats sad is it had that already.
'original' dnd was pretty all inclusive to start with.

>>519238488
3.5 was peak. All downhill from there.

>>519242777
>T...t...they're just like a real woman I swear it's totally possible you couldn't tell at all they make gorillions on onlyfans and... and...
Remember when finding a therapist they're supposed to challenge and help interrogate your issues anon

My cousin who is a dork loser plays D&D. I used to be good friends with him when we were growing up but we sort of drifted and I hardly ever see him now. But he plays D&D garbage. I'm more of a solitary autist nerd loser, i've more interest in dinosaurs and ancient history and schizo shit. I kinda want to relate to him again because he's going through a rough time and I used to enjoy his company, but I am not sure if I can get into this crap

Is it worth it or not? I can't imagine it would be tolerable now with libshits infesting it and smearing their crap all over it now like they do with everything

>>519242964
you guys to this day are injured by "snowflake" so much that you got a blackout when it comes to what the insult was

no the fucking insult was never about fragillity but about fake individuality
that hurts your ego so much you collectively block it out

>>519242873

They make their money back in spades on antidepressants, synthetic hormones, weight loss drugs, and other physiological and psychological abnormalities people suffer from too much porn.

>>519242978
Reminds me I should watch the original DND movie, for the lulz.. I'm sure I'll watch it some day, maybe...

>>519242873
It's only free because of the millions of retard who buy the penis enlargement pills

>>519238208
Lmao. Ruined the race for me. Jews are nothing like dwarves in terms of warrior spirit or craftsmanship/engineering

>>519243115
you can make your own stuff with Ai in a day now

>>519242978
Inclusive isn't enough, the same way they say equality isn't enough, not anymore. Today it's about equity, and since straight white men stomped on everyone's throats and stole everything for the past 10,000 years, equity means that everything that isn't straight or white needs to be glorified, to balance it out.

>>519232271 (OP)
It is cultural appropriation. Thats why.

>>519238548
It is no different from your gay and lgbtq pastors in your dumb garbage religion

>>519232271 (OP)
If everyone is gay, how are there young people?

>>519240140
Cope and seethe middle child.

>>519243214

You got white men confused with jews, dipshit.

>>519243194
So is it just a tabletop game or is it vidya or what exactly is it?
I'm not even sure desu

>>519243177
humans are whites
elves are japs
dwarves are germans
orcs are niggers
goblinoids are spics

>>519232271 (OP)
Because it's indicative of the decline of modern fiction into this sterile globohomo slop.

>>519243320
its guide books, pens, paper and dice

>>519240068
Damn we should have one, lmao. Has to have a Jewish theme to the campaign

>>519243282
Faggots visit 4chan now? It's joever

>>519243108
I preferred when you illustrated your point with your trans porn references

>>519243291
Jews never stomped on anyone's throat, they don't have the balls. But they do steal a lot of things, that's true.

>>519243413
it's not even that. it's an idea. so do the parts you like. forget the rest you don't.
the power of d&d. my world!

>>519232905
>hehe my faggot table top game will certainly piss off those conservicucks if i add more faggots
Son. The Typical Right Winger thinks D&D is an abbreviation for Dunkin Donuts. Even if they knew what it was, they'd probably think its some queer shit anyways.
You're some kind of lepton retard attention seeking faggot with no real friend aintcha

>>519232271 (OP)
It completely lacks consistency, so it doesn't interest me. A world where anything goes is a world where nothing matters.

>>519242372
In Australia, insurance companies use pictures of white women with African-American men on their websites and advertising, along with mixed race babies. There are almost zero African American men in Australia at any time. It would make more sense if they used Chinese or Abos, but no
For some reason it has to be African American
That's what (((insurance people))) demand

>>519235271
>beholder is chaotic evil alignment
>looks satisfied with homotopia
so, by definition they are evil. according to lore beholders have no variation in alignment, only chaotic evil

>>519243617
bullied gay kid doing retarded compensation by attacking normalcy
accept that society has to be a certain way to function, grow the fuck up

>>519243617
the right is a staple of d&d. they had this fight with the christcucks back in the 80's over their media.

>>519242372
They want to aim for the white and brown and male and female demographic all at once. That’s why you see racemixed couples. Lighter skin is more feminine and that’s why the women are always white, it is not nefarious.

>>519243754
projecting I see.
First step in fixing your problems, is admitting you have one.

>>519243815
You joking?

>>519243413
So let me get this straight
There's lore and there's a host, and you go over to meet a bunch of people to play it with around a table
There are general rules and lore but they can vary depending on the host, and you create a character with you imagination, as detailed as you want, and then you role play. But you don't literally pretend to be the character irl unless you are playing with cringey autists

I've got the right concept, right?
My brother has a friend who plays it and he rapped another guy's character multiple times and the guy started crying. Like actually crying. This shit is beyond me

>>519232271 (OP)
they are all missing the maga hats.

>>519243928
It's literally Incels of the Round Table.

>>519232271 (OP)
Not a republican, and I'm not offended.

I just think it's lame, gay, and ugly. Nothing less, nothing more. This isn't interesting, exciting, or cool. There's nothing remotely impressive about having gay sex, having ugly art, or the "worlds and stories" these people have. Why would I give time or energy to subhumans or their products!?

>>519243928
pretty much. and when weirdos make it weird. you punch them in the balls and tell them to stop or gtfo.

>>519243874
That’s my theory. Haven’t heard a Jew conspire to add race mixing ads everywhere

>>519241220
...until they speak. Haha

>>519243847
>projecting
you got me I'm a bullied spider and now I hate spiders
this trick only worked once the entire you are gay if you are against gays was brilliant but we are past that
>>519243928
you create character sheets, the dungeon master runs the story, breaks disputes does narrative

as said some guys in 4th grade way back in the 90s were playing that every break

>>519232905
>Cartoon Network and nick becomes the teen titans go, Steven universe, clarence, and Craig of the creek channels
>All cringe
>All gay
>SpongeBob is gay chud!
>Vault all well regarded past series, even remove them from streaming
>Average viewership is down to under 70k, some of the lowest rated television still aired
>Bluey only culturally revenant cartoon of the last decade, the Aussie family values good dog animation

Worked so well, truly all according to kekaku

>>519244110
Make it weird as in rape eachother's characters or as in showing up in costume and getting really, really into character and acting stuff out?
Both I would imagine

>>519232905
People are allowed to not like things. Stop being a tyrant.

>>519241732
There's the information that was missing from OPs post.

>>519232271 (OP)

this is what my mother thought D&D was when she threw all my stuff away in the 80s.

I called her today and during the call she said "anon, you know i felt bad about throwing your D&D stuff out when you were a kid, but today i saw your gay cousin (who I played D&D with) facebook post some gay satanic stuff about D&D, and then I realized I prevented you from being gay."

thanks mom

>>519244133
You must be joking.

>>519244215
both. it's purpose is 'fun'. if everyones not havin fun. someones gotta go!

>>519244283
maybe it was for the best.

>>519244283
>prevented you from being gay."
Nah you still gay lol

>>519232271 (OP)
Gayzetteer… only the true D&D OG’s will get this reference.

I think they secretly want to be nazis, that is why they hate nazis so much
its called projection

>>519237852
Just because a person says something, that doesn't mean that it's true. You should know this, by your age.
If he's doing porn, then he's also doing drugs. He won't live to 40.

>>519244302
Or unless everyone else is having fun but that one guy who's character is getting raped. then he leaves in tears, apparently

I can imagine it being a bit of fun if you don't take it too seriously, but also if you don't be ridiculous and you have a good host

>>519244534
I'm a nazi and don't want to be. I want to be a libertarian. but life isn't fair I guess

>>519232271 (OP)
Blue Qunari race traitor fucks black man in town square while leftist pink hair dyke plays a totally sick tune to rock out for such a diverse and amazing spectacle.......While the whole town claps like good cucks.

Village men and women bring out the children and loved ones to support spectacle of liberal fetishist values, because nothing is more Progressive than, rawdog race mixing, gay sex, older chubby short hair dykes, and the social spectacle that is made of it all.

>>519244594
It's also statistically anomalous that a troon will be less suicidal after transitioning than before.

>>519244628
yeah the host there should have tossed someone the fuck out.
if it kills the game it kills the game. go back to drinking and bullshitting until we form a new game.

>>519232271 (OP)
Because its cringe, cancer, and just disgustingly low effort. if they put as much effort into making this shit as they do in trying to catch aids or fuck kids, they could make art.

>>519234425
sad but true.

>>519244646
it could be worse

>>519232271 (OP)
Note the beholder's eye. He's mind-controlling everyone there, forcing them into demonic depravity for his own amusement.
They need a hero to save them. Only a paladin, immune to charm, can do it.

>>519244658
>Qunari
Tiefling.

>>519244773
yeah nobody have a problem with them if they made their own NEW thing. faggots and furrys!
f&f! copy away! do your own thing! don't ruin the thing that existed you shitheads.

>>519244853
you have my sword
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL_APKnLtJo

>>519241887
It's just demonic possession, and so long as people refuse to believe that, they'll NEVER EVER EVER find a cure.

>>519232271 (OP)
Because it is gay. Why are you gay, op?

can you stop spamming your retarded list?

>>519242702
>strawman
>must be 18
Says the retarded, illiterate teenager.

>>519245119
strength too high for a girl

>>519234947
Brought a smile to my face anon

>>519244594
Yeah I don't know much I don't read medical studies on trans people unlike most people here it seems

>>519236187
>Tolkien and his fans
Peter Hackson and his fans. You didn't read shit faggot otherwise you'd know

So can I be a character genocideing all the fags and niggers?

>>519245290
yes! yes you can! thats the power and magic of DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS™
the power is YOURS!

>>519245232
>Yeah I don't know much
I mean you're friends with tranny pornstars. So no shit you're not the sharpest spoon in the cutlery drawer.

can you stop the spam autism?

>>519232271 (OP)
Cause faggotry in tabletop is cringe and gay

>>519245232
Take it from the experts, prognosis is not good; you should be less enthusiastic is all I'm saying.

>>519245252
jackson severely fell off in quality when he could no longer ripp off bakshi frame by frame

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t7KSarpfFM

>>519245529
it's grooming

>>519244890
Gay nephilim elves.

It just makes it even gayer than some Qunari beast.

>>519232271 (OP)
Because fantasy used to be about escapism, which meant escaping from things like homosexuality and minorities

>>519232271 (OP)
Non-procreative relationships only exist because of degenerate fetish.
Degenerate fetishists ruin everything.
Including society.

>>519236677 (checked)
Also, anyone within the 'queer' milieu is incredibly unimaginative and boring.

Dnd is basically tranny bullshit at this point. Everyone else is jumping ship.