Thread 519814599

I don't want to die. I just want to shitpost and eat tendies but forget politics these ayys will take our lives. So, what now?

>>519814599 (OP)
What are they going to do with our sun?

>>519814599 (OP)
> Avi & David's story is pushed everywhere
What are the chances it's true?

>T-The tail moved
Woooow... Nothing happened. You can do a post about it when something ACTUALLY happens that means something.
If anything it went from a 4 to a 2 as now it's even LESS different from a normal, boring meteor

>>519815237
It's a comet and you are a homosexual

>>519814599 (OP)
Believe us when we say, dying will be the least of your problems now. :)
https://youtu.be/5GeDmoPDgPs

It's ogre... this time for good

>>519815870
>threatening me with a good time
You're a quarter century late for this nonsense. The sooner the better.

>>519814599 (OP)
This makes no sense. It's behaving exactly as a comet would. If it were braking, its thrust plume would always be in front of it instead of changing

>>519814599 (OP)
>J E W I T T
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>>519815102
Zero.

I'll be ecstatic in two weeks when the comet's trajectory after perihelion can be calculated and shows it going straight out of the damn solar system so all these /x/ fags will fuck off for a bit.

>>519815870
What does black swan event even mean in this situation

>>519814599 (OP)
>David Hewitt
>Jew it
Can't make this shit up

>>519817739
they don't even know. it just sounds edgy to them.

>>519814599 (OP)
>tail
10/10

>>519817515
I'll be so glad when this faggoty blue beans shit stops getting shilled in under a week

aliens tongue my anus

>>519814599 (OP)
hey I think I've seen this episode before

>>519817853
this. larpers love to make up names and acronyms that sound like something out of a shitty spy novel

>>519814599 (OP)
>Dark Forest hypothesis
>3I/ATLAS came from the place as the Wow! signal
What if it's a bomb?

>>519814599 (OP)
>I don't want to die
i do, fuck this clown world

>>519818252
devolve moar memefag.

>>519814599 (OP)
i trust the ayys will do the right thing digits confirm

>>519818194
>What if it's a bomb?

>>519817600
same

>>519814599 (OP)
>(((Avi Loeb)))

>>519817387
God she was perfect

>>519814599 (OP)
You were always going to die.

>>519818252
This, destroy this fake and gay place

>>519814599 (OP)
>Manhattan sized
what if it's literally a city thats coming?
>picrel: John of Patmos watches the descent of New Jerusalem from God in a 14th-century tapestry

>>519817600
They will schizophrenically invent reasons for why it did not stick around.

It will have dropped somebody off. Picked somebody up. The USA fired a nuke at it. The White Hats prayed at it or whatever. Hell, the Heavens Gate people might get a credit here or there.

It won't matter. The fact that they are so sure it is something will color their reaction to it not being anything. SOMETHING happened to it. It DID S-OM-E-T-H-I-N-G.

>>519814599 (OP)
It’s too slow for it to be an alien spacecraft. 30 year old passive space probes move at 3x its speed.

>>519818654
you're giving mossad too much credit. it's all about the scare of the larp then they're onto the next goy fear mongering lol

>>519814599 (OP)
I have yet to see any actual scientific data on 3I Atlas "Changing Course", "Decelerating", "Changing Orbit", or anything.

It's going so fucking fast there's literally zero chance it even COULD enter orbit around the sun. It would have to decelerate in such a way that would be so obvious the powers that be would never be able to hide it.

It's going to fly through our solar system and keep going and absolutely nothing is going to happen. Unfortunately.

>>519814599 (OP)
Project Blue Beam.

>>519818817
My Mother-in-law is one of these schizos. She spent the last four years claiming Joe Biden wasn't president and had been dead for years. Not even that he was replaced by an actor, that was true too. It was just that Donald Trump WAS president. The Joe Biden we saw was a cover story so Trump and the US Army could kill every democrat in secret, then we were all going to get millions of "quantum money" from the vaults at the Vatican, which had been seized after the family that secretly controlled it was... killed by Trump and the US Army.

>>519819346
u wot mate

>>519819470
I said that the schizos would fabricate any random-ass explanation they needed, to make themselves the heroes, and explain why the alien death machine/mother ship simply flew away, as it rounded the Sun.

You said "You're giving MOSSAD too much credit," making it seem like there are no real schizophrenics in the world. They are all Israeli provocateurs.

I then explained that my Mother-in-law was a schizoid of this sort, and described some of her deeply held beliefs. The insane ones where everything is perfect and nothing bad can ever happen because Patriots Are In Control.

>>519814690
salt it with exotic particles that alter it's reaction and kill us with more intense gamma radiation our ionosphere and atmosphere can't keep out.

Its a comet retard

>>519814599 (OP)
>David Jewitt
>JEW
stopped reading right there, where is the list zion don?

>>519814599 (OP)
there is no such thing as aliens and there is no such thing as outer space and there is no such thing as meteors from outer space that can come and hit earth. this is literally all made up. avi loeb is a giga jew, he works at harvard which is an old blood occult secret society farm that giga jews all attend. nobody has left earth. you are basing your entire worldview based on what other men like you and i down here on earth observe via telescopes. your ENTIRE worldview was never proven, its simply speculation. you are not flying through space at 450,000 mph right now. everything they've told you about the ground under your feet and the lights in the sky has been a complete lie

the thing you call "meteors" are clearly within the firmament and rotating with it, you simply dont even understand what your own eyes are looking at. when you see my webm you think "wow, its crazy how the earth is spinning" instead of what is obviously happening which is the firmament spinning above your head. this is because you were born into a satanic inversion of reality and dont even trust your own senses

>>519814599 (OP)
wonder what it feels like when a spaceship hits the brakes

>>519818750
Anon it likely slowed down when it entered our solar system. If you want to buy a house and go to look at it do you sprint through it or walk around and take your time?

>>519814599 (OP)
we should be so lucky to be nuked by ayys

>>519817600
Booooooooooooring.

We need to figure out FTL travel so we can fuck around with schizos on other planets for our entertai-, "education".

>>519817306
He is having trouble getting the speed right before drifting the corner towards us. Quantum space friction makes it hard to get right it's all feel. You wouldn't get it

>>519819812
>wonder what it feels like when a spaceship hits the brakes

>>519818194
>Dark Forest hypothesis
3 days of darkness where the governments will join as one and make us stay in the darkness in a lockdown style without technology
they prepare us with covid

>>519814599 (OP)
>Weird comet made out of carbon dioxide or something
>Does weird shit
>Brown people: whol-e that's a fucking alien mother ship

>>519814690
They’ve known about this for at least 7 years

>>519815870
Holy shit! We need to give him a few billion dollars to save us

>>519814599 (OP)

Its a pre-flood doomsday device...

Its gonna attack!

>>519814599 (OP)
Fuck you Satan! DIE!

>>519817739
A black swan event is a highly improbable, unexpected occurrence with a major impact, which is often rationalized as being predictable only in hindsight.

The suggestion is that the sparkleturd is going to come out the other side and be shown to be a piloted craft. This will be released to the normies causing ontological shock.

Essentially, they're going to say to the public that we have been visited and by possibly nefarious advanced others, who either will probe with drones, or straight up come here and invade.

Some people, in hindsight, have warned us about this narrative for a very long time. Notably authors like Kurd Lasswitz, A Tale of Two Planets, or even Wernher Von Braun, and many others.

They're essentially already prepped for these narratives, so its not as far fetched as it might sound.

It will be presented as a threat we all must unite to fight, but culminate with the enslavement of mankind ( some srgue this already happened ).

Atlas 3I is alien according to blind remote viewers. The data the viewers got indicate that atlas is an unnatural object with reptile like beings in it heading here to confront another race of lighter skinned humanoids presently here because the reptilians believe the earth and its resources (including humans) belongs to them. Its also brought up how remote viewers have discovered that most of the asteroid fields we know of are the remains of planets destroyed in wars
https://youtube.com/watch?v=m7lF_yUinG8&t=1824

The viewing being done blind means the viewers were told nothing about the target and were only told a randomly generated reference number (like 5552-6364) that had been assigned to the target in order for the viewer to perceive the target without knowing what it is in order to eliminate bias they might have about the target. Even though the viewers had no clue what they were viewing, they were still able to describe verifiable aspects of the target

>>519814599 (OP)
Spoiler: it's just a comet

>>519821041
Here's what Edward Riordan remote viewed about the vax clots 2+ years before covid happened for those doubting the legitimacy of remote viewing
https://youtu.be/E930RNiCUOM

This is what he got in the remote viewing data:
>strong sensation of the thing hes viewing being manmade
>virus
>flowing through blood
>growing and expanding
>inside
>DNA
>gives off some sort of signal, communicates somehow, wifi
>cracking, busting open
>feeling of fear, concern, doesn't feel good
>transformation
>sun/solar was something he felt a lot, mentioned solar explosion (solar flare or CME?)
>sea life/aquatic
>combined technology with plant cells/matter
>study of algae blooms
>has an effect on the human body
>received signal has an effect on the body

The remote viewing findings of the clots interacting with wifi signals lines up with the findings in the video below where it was discovered that people who have been vaccinated give off bluetooth signals. The people running the tests went to a graveyard with no one else in it, and they picked up on multiple bluetooth signals which lead them to graves of people who died after 2020. So for people saying that these clots already existed prior to 2017 and the viewer made up his findings based off of that, you're incorrect as the clots you speak of didn't give off bluetooth/wifi signals like the remote viewer percieved
https://www.bitchute.com/video/g5VMGP6j60Rd/

>Avi Leob
>David Jewitt
>some chink
>alyums
Mutts are moronic beasts on two legs.

>>519814599 (OP)
ayy lmao invasion would be comfy

>>519819692
Travel the entire universe to do some backwards goofy way of destroying a planet. They must hate Jews.

Imagine if the pyramids were the last checkpoint and these fukka's spacenuke the shit out of us or reset the poles.

>>519814690
JuSt a LiTtLes siSi sipppp sipppppppppppppppy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHJiuiSAmTA

>>519821548
the sun would instantly melt any physical material being that close to it

i need aliens to come and kill us all right now like you wouldnt believe

>>519814599 (OP)
>jew says
lmao keep listening to these liars.

>>519814599 (OP)
After this turns out to be a nothingburger, (((avi loeb))) should be forced to resign and lose his credentials along with be forced to apologize for being a slimy, conniving, no good, rotten kike.
Someone start a petition to out that piece of shit.

>>519818194
>What if it's a bomb?
aim it straight at israel and hope for the best

>>519819797
what are meteors that hit the earth though? are they bits of stars that break off and fall to earth? are they bits of the firmament that break off?

>>519815870
Thank jesus

>>519815102
It's a cover for the fact we're going to be getting absolutely asteroid'd into oblivion over the next few years, which is why they've spent so much of everyone's tax money on bunkers for themselves.

>>519814599 (OP)
They always have an anti tail at first because the sunward side gets hot first and then solar wind is very weak at great distance

Well its not been pushed out of route by the sun explosions or radiation waves as was expected.

What are the implications?

If an alien hover above my home in his craft and Ill climb up and rape it (the spacecraft)

>Be humans
>Get cocky with all your fancy technology
>Shoot a gold disc in to the universe that contains your exact location to what is likely a hostile universe
Unironically, what was their fucking problem?

>>519821041
without the ability to confirm what the remote viewers view their reports are useless because of psychic overlay.
if a bunch of people are thinking its an alien ship that is what they will see

>>519814599 (OP)
supposedly there are good threads about this on /x/ so you should post there instead

>>519822191
then why mass vaccinate the population with a gene therapy ?
This whole thing is a massive bs psyop to set the stage for the digital ID & currency ( aka the mark of the beast ). Go fuck yourselves glowniggers

>>519822877
how's the HRT going, sweetie?

>>519822877
>>519823240
very cute image btw ;3

>>519814599 (OP)
Kikes:
>OH GAWD OY VEY THESE ALIENS ARE SO BAD AND SCARY, GOY! REMEMBER OUR MOVIES WE MADE FOR YOU? FIGHT THEM! FIGHT THEM!
They're Aryan aliens, aren't they?

>>519822191
>>519823147
Unless globohomo had some sort of agreement with ayyyys/mantis shit to "tame and fix" humanity but ended failing anyway ? That game Drowned God mentioned it in a file

>>519814599 (OP)
Nasa enabled planetary defense systems

Moon coons fuck off!

>>519814599 (OP)
I am glad that retards like you are scared. People as stupid as you deserve to suffer for the damage you do to humanity every day through your mere existence.

>>519814599 (OP)
>normal tail
Why not just say you were wrong and it’s just a fucking rock lol

>>519818194
If its strong enough to kill the planet, why worry?
We wont even be able to suffer.

Who's gonna post the dreamanon pic with the tictac zorostrian ships and the skin thieves?

>>519822030
there's no such thing as meteors that hit the earth, you are not looking at physical objects. that is only an invention from the heliocentric model which does not exist - if there is a firmament we are on a motionless earth which is why for our entire lives polaris has been a motionless star. the entire night sky is spinning around the center of earth. when you see "meteors" they are likely electrical in nature. you can think of it like a lightning strike. if you look at my webm you can see how they come in perfectly straight lines, out of nowhere, as little blips of light. its like a \ appears in the sky and disappears.

the ones you've seen that are SUPER up close in videos like this are always up in the north in places like russia or canada, which in reality is closer to the center of our motionless flat earth under the firmament. it would make sense to me that the closer you get to the center of this place, the more electrical it gets. https://youtu.be/006G4s5C_7c in videos like this, this is STILL not a physical object flying fast and "getting disintegrated by earths atmo"sphere". its electrical discharge. by the way this whole world is electric, 100 years ago all modern science taught there existed "aether" as the fifth basic element to life/creation. it was known by everyone at the time until einstein stole relativity and reinvented "science" entirely. there is a book you should read called "100 german scientists against einstein" where basically all his peers and mentors were calling him retarded for trying to erase the aether as real. and yet, it ended up happening and being "accepted by the scientific community" (already corrupted by jews - einstein was a jew, he was even offered presidency of israel lol). its all fake and gay.

anyway yeah the aether is basically an invisible sea of electricity that connects all things. there is no "space" of "perfect vacuums of nothing". its ALL an invisible sea of electricity. the earth discharges it

>>519822030
and if you are talking about "why are there craters on earth then? something must have impacted it or been dropped from very high?" in reality, craters can happen for many reasons, such as a large cave under the earth being exploded. little do you know, the people who run this world are very very sophisticated at digging caves. there are tunnel systems under the entire world. https://rumble.com/v6zuj0c-1000s-of-miles-of-tunnels.html?e9s=src_v1_cbl%2Csrc_v1_ucp_v

under every major city like new york, chicago, london, japan, china, russia, there are already major tunnel systems for "metros". apparently we used to be really good at digging amazing tunnel systems for rail travel. if YOU were so good at digging tunnels, wouldn't you connect them in a bigger system? well guess what, they did. there are massive tunnel systems connecting every major city in the world (most likely - that's a bit of speculation on my part). if you look into the stories of how our subway systems were built it's always something very suspicious. like a pair of brothers digged it out in a couple years, or it was a new company's first project ever. its always something suspicious like that. they have completely made us forget about what is "down under our feet" and gotten us obsessed with "what's on mars and jupiter and venus" (the lights in the sky that are not destinations to begin with)

anyway, my whole point about the tunnels is that in reality the people who run this world (nephilim jewish elite) are very capable of making massive caves easily. by what means i couldn't say but they are the ones who gave us all the evil technology we have to day like the internet, social media, smartphones, etc. whoever controls google controls the minds of the normies which make up 99.9% of the world. it would probably be easy for them to dig massive caves and then collapse them so the earth above craters downward. its no proof of a "meteor impact". it could also happen naturally maybe

>>519821658
not space diamond

>>519814599 (OP)
everyone dies someday, enjoy your tendies while you can

>>519815522
Too many people noticing the jews for your comfort reptar? Calling in the adults?

>>519814599 (OP)
The data said there was like zero non-gravitational acceleration, which... would obviously be inconsistent with the theory that this thing has thrusters. Also, what kind of inter stellar aliens travel at such low speeds? They're genociding gazans, bringing down the US financial empire, implementing digital ID, and fucking kids while we're talking about a fucking rock.

>>519817600
I hope they are actual aliens and they annihilate americans

They're coming to take GWAR home

>>519814599 (OP)
>just Jewitt

This has to be a meme

>>519814599 (OP)
You can take steps to prevent yourself from dying, but if it's your time, then it's your time. No sense fretting about it. Just do your best to stay alive.

Why are you niggers crying? We have Space Force.

>>519819999
Why the fuck is nobody checking these quads?!

>>519814690
Charge up their energy weapons.

>>519814599 (OP)
increased boiling off of shit from part facing sun = tail towards the sun. obviously. and acts like a brake. obviously. happens before closest approach to sun because intensity keeps rising, once there there's nothing left to boil off.
once it's boiled off, whatever is left sublimates or whatever at lower rate, thus gets swept back by solar wind.
what
the
fuck
why am I telling you this? I'm some random brainlet

>>519826104
>I'm some random brainlet
it shows.
let me clue you in:
>increased boiling off
actually its not boiling its electric discharge and the surface features of comets have already confirmed that. the dirty snowball comet theory failed decades ago.
>of shit from part facing sun
the comet tails happen because of the plasma interactions between the comet coming from a lower voltage region of space to a higher voltage region of space closer to the sun. the closer it is the more charge it gets.
>thus gets swept back by solar wind.
the phrase solar "wind" is a serious misnomer. a flow of ions constitutes an electric current, not a wind.
we dont speak of an electric "wind" flowing in the wires leading to our gaming PCs.

>>519814599 (OP)
At this point I would be fine with ayys destroying the world as long as I get to see them kill my boss first.

>>519814690
Remember the Sun Sipper? That was just a probe sent to taste our Sun Juice. Now they came back to get more!

>>519814599 (OP)
I hope it is aliens. They would probably agree with most of what /pol/ says, much to the anger of trannies and liberals.

>>519817865
Ha

>>519814690
You are going to find out in 5 days.
Im not saying anything just make sure you have at least something in your fridge.

>>519819346
So, your mother in law is based.
What's the problem?

>>519821751
Not me, I wanna live forever.

>>519821751
It's not aliens 3i is activator

>>519829077
Activating what?

>>519829140
our sun so it will be more active

>>519814599 (OP)
this is just a 2010-2012 rehash of the "muh approaching planet x nibiru" bullshit. It's exactly the same script, played out exactly the same way - but repackaged, for a younger generation to psychologically manipulate.

Take it from an oldfag who's been through his fair share of online bullshitters such as zetatalk, sorcha faal, nibiru, etc. It's literally nothing. Carefully designed bullshit that targets a specific audience, based on its psychological predispositions, ment to estrange and ostracize them. Dont fall for it.

>>519818493
That was my first thought. Pretty blatantly kikish name tho but they can't help themselves.

>>519829158
It's too hot already.

>>519815870
>>519814599 (OP)
>>519818493

>Avi Loeb

Lie above

>>519821658
For you.

>>519814599 (OP)
Are these Jewish space aliens?

>>519829288
Thing is it should switch cycles of emitting CME.
Basically magnetic shield is getting lower and with higher rate of CME if it will blast earth good bye electricity... which also includes our brains.

>>519824034
How are you this retarded?

>>519819346
Neat. I want my quantum money

>>519829381
No. Tell them not to do that.

>>519822577
The 3rd one looks like a hot lady, pointing at her butt.

>>519818943
Wow thanks tips
That was literally nobody's first thought here.

>>519829458
There are only two theories.
It's either weapon constructed to kill all of us which we can't do anything with or it's natural phenomenon it practically doesn't matter if it's going to do what is predicted then hell at least buy our self a good flask of whiskey and cigar to enjoy the show.

Basically we will know for sure in 5 to 10 days if it's nothingburger or we are on clock.

>>519814599 (OP)
I hope it just comes here and kills Jews then leaves

>>519820885
Superb response. Informative and reasonable unlike most of the special needs-tier crap here

>>519821658
Shows what you know about quantum rocket science

>>519824034
Then what are meteorite rocks that blast in from the sky?

In 2020 group of remote viewers were tssked with seeing Melbourne Cup 2025

None saw the horse race that is scheduled in 5 days:

>>519814690
>What are they going to do with our sun?
Use it to roast some blue beans

>>519829752
Not the horses!

>>519814690

Jews never paid the intergalactic sun bill its lights out anon.

>>519814599 (OP)
Avi Loeb is the jew who cried alien. Every time I hear about this idiot it's nothing but crackpot sensationalism about how "it might be aliens". He's the ancient aliens guy for the 2020's.

>>519829420
Same. Its NESARA. NESARA is finally coming. Saint Germain.

There is an event scheduled for 2027, we are getting wiped.

There won't be grand fight, it will be a slaughter, start stocking shotgun slugs/buckshots, canned goods and water purifing tablets aswell as medicine and get the far away from coast and city by 2027 or at the very least schedule it for october 2027

>>519829995
Do you really think that if alien civilization wanted to wipe us out they would do it personally ? One virus is needed one biological weapon and in 24 hours there will no single human being left on this planet.

>>519829590
5 days Halloween.
10 days remember, remember, the 5th of November.

>Jewitt


Lol. Not a single 33 on the pic though. Odd. Must have been an oversight. Next episode they will remember.

>>519814599 (OP)
If I can’t see it with my own eyes and trust what I’m seeing is real, then it’s always 100% fake n gay bullshit as always. I expect this to be the same.

>>519829995
Tell them to skip me and the people I like.

>>519814599 (OP)
newsflash its stupid rocks, later when i am proven right you all can kneel down because i am smarter than all the retard fake scientists especially that moronic harvard one who predicted basically the last 3 comets being aliens like a moron.

>>519814690
Refueling with their fuel scoop

>>519830053
Yes, they do in fact do it personally. Ancients civilization talking about flood aren't about some meteor striking us. It's about seismic charges placed underwater making mega earthquakes and tsunamis.

>>519830092
We should get enough data by that time about effects of 3i on our sun from observatories or amateurs.

Muh 2012s all over again but for real this time

>>519829739
that doesn't exist, what happens is craters form and people make up a story. when you look up all the meteor impacts from "rocks in the sky" it's always the exact same type of creater. the "falling rock" always comes from directly above, never at an angle, its always a perfect circle

theres no skid marks from a meteor coming in at a 45 degrees angle leading up to where it stopped.. EVER. it's like if you were above a pit of mud and dropped a billiards ball into it. there has never been a "meteor impact" on earth in history that doesn't look like my related pic. this could be caused for other reasons. note that the "meteor always disintegrated completely so there were no signs of it" while it simultaneously obviously existed as a physical thing large enough to make the crater.. it just doesn't make sense. like if this rock flew in from some other place you would expect at least a couple times for the rock to remain intact

what happened there is they found a way to make big holes (probably using explosions or collapsing caves which only the elite have known about for a LONG time) and then they wrote a story about how its from meteors and taught the world that one leads to the other. its just not true, it just "sounds plausible enough" so we all accept it when we hear about it

>>519819692
So Revelation 16:8-9. And maybe the tail would be Wormwood? I can't wait!!!

>>519814599 (OP)
kek

>>519829472
Toplel

>>519830230
I just want to survive. I want to know what happens.

>>519829472
Nice, I just gooned and immediately saw the same

>>519830150
I basicly said goodbyes in my mind to everyone I know and live with them like they would have finał stages of cancer as I know most of them will be gone

>>519830390
So how do you know you will live?

>>519818919
>Science orgs remain silent, releasing no data
>Haha you guys are all schizos because I haven't seen any data
Social distance yourself

>>519814599 (OP)
Proof Bob Lazar is Jewish


Update: The "big disclosure" happened. We have the documents about how this flying saucer nonsense got started. I want to say that if this tech did exist, Pissrael would have used it against Iran already being that Jews controlled the R&D stolen from Adolph Hitler's Third Reich that was relocated to America. Here are your gay documents proving the flying saucer shit was made up:
https://archive.is/IclRX

Now everyone can stfu.

On with our regularly scheduled program:

Sick of these jews trying to use aliens BS to control the population? That colored diversity hire the US government put in charge of the government Cringefest that is UFOs/UAPs should tell you all you need to know. There is no reason a colored man would be in charge of that, unless it was to be a figurehead just like all of F.A.G.M.A.N. has done... with those Indian CEOs

The link where he says he was raised Jewish https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UakPvVsh6bU&t=156

Is Bob Lazar Jewish? Well, he says he was raised as a jew and went to a bar mitzvah, he lived in new york city in his childhood, his mother has a new york jewish accent, he lived in las vegas when jews were in the middle of forcing out the italian mafia, he got his connection to area 51 through jew edward teller who was riding the coat tails of the Third Reich and was in charge of all of the Third Reich's work at area 51 (and knowing John Lear is exactly how they'd plan to leak these lies out) (here is the interview where he originally tried hiding that Jew Edward teller referred him for the job at area 51 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DoUR9X4X9js&t=22), jew ben rich was working behind the scenes as well at Lockheed martin's Skunk Works (and James angleton in rome, got together with some other jews and formed mossad, and Angleton was the head of CIA and passed info to Rich who acted as a Russian mole, and this is where the fake satellite photo of a flying saucer came from "from Russia"),

>>519830574
and Bob Lazar's house was conveniently raided just in time for a promo publicity stunt for goy Jeremy Corbell's movie in which Corbell took the heat for "shamelessly promoting the movie with the raid" while Lazar sat back merely talking about the raid and telling unverifiable stories about how the FBI brought up he and Jeremy's private conversation from the day prior, and in Corbell's documentary Lazar is conveniently wearing a t-shirt with a quote from Jew albert einstein whose work was based off of european scientists that I'll post here if i can find the names.


The reason his birth certificate is hard to track down has something to do with being adopted. Even though he's adopted i'm certain that he's part ethnically jewish, but i think it's 50% or less because he doesn't throw off full jew vibes. and no jews are throwing a goy a bar mitzvah. Also, in different interviews Lazar said he first discovered his birth cert had gone missing when George Knapp was investigating, but mostly Lazar says that HE made a "routine" check for his birth cert, as if he'd done it before, and it wasn't there, whatever that means

His ex wife's dad worked at Los Alamos National Labs and per jewish modus operandi, he married her to get that job, which would explain how he got the jobs without degrees. this is important because George Knapp used this qualification to reason why he could have gotten into area 51, and the 99.99% mythical S4. he clearly has educated himself at some point, but he probably never actually went to those schools, since her dad would get him the job.&if you notice, his ex wife has never been interviewed; she would be a good source to verify his absences as well.
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correction on bob's exwife: there is an interview with john lear where a british guy says he interviewed his ex wife and she said she wouldn't go on camera and talk, but she said the story bob is telling is not true.

>>519830615

the pandering charges were probably also staged by jews as Lazar conveniently mentioned publicly about something they could charge him with, then went through a court hearing where they specifically announce "it's very difficult to find information on Mr. Lazar through government sources" &he was let off the hook with minimal punishment

Bob Lazar is cashing in on the story by selling a ton of merch on his website:
mug: https://web.archive.org/web/20231215003740/https://unitednuclear.com/wt_quickview.html?products_id=1429
'Sport Model' Sketch: https://web.archive.org/web/20231215003741/https://unitednuclear.com/wt_quickview.html?products_id=1504
t-shirt: https://web.archive.org/web/20231215003906/https://unitednuclear.com/wt_quickview.html?products_id=1436

Also,every chance he gets he's wearing a shirt advertising his business in video interviews. and even a shirt about the jewish albert einstein in the documentary area 51 and flying saucers. einstein based his research off scientists from the third reich and other european scientists, and never produced after the one big payoff after having left the Third Reich. just like all the other jews that came from there

Further, this "whistleblower", bobby boy, has had an unbroken chain of lucrative US government contracts directly from Los Alamos and the very government facilities he "blew the whistle on", while the entire time going to new heights of to prove the authenticity of his statements about the inner workings of Area 51. Meanwhile, families are nearly executed for so much as accidentally venturing past an Area 51 sign. Only a Jew would get away with this, and there are zero other possibilities.


The supposed test flight witnessed by his friends could be faked by having several helicopters or even hot air balloons in the sky and timing their lights to turn on in sequence so it appears like the it's moving really fast.

>>519830411
I don't

>>519830342

No amount of preparation leads me to believe that one can survive it since we are basicly their mini zoo and we've outgrown our cage and are ready to escape so we need to be purged once again.

If you are in US basicly both coasts will be gone
https://youtu.be/dlijr7iDDvo?si=xD3I_zj5OHMhcBBI

>>519830641

I think the reason he sounds so believable is that the jews managing the Third Reichers working in area 51 set it all up, & he just went in there to experience the setup & go through all the motions with minimal imagination & improv needed for when Lazar was to tell the story. This is why it always sounds like he is telling the truth, because he mostly is. For anyone who knows about computer science, security of any type, but especially computer security, you know that you want to provide the lowest scope information even inside the computer to avoid vulnerabilities. this same technique works with people & the story lazar is telling.

During a fancy dinner lazar was giving a speech where he gave 2 names of his professors in university & they turned out to be names of his high school teachers. He also claimed he had given out names of classmates publicly, but i have found no evidence of this after having combed through over 100 hours of interviews & documentaries on lazar & his claims. Lazar now claims he won't give out any names because said people are audited & attacked, which there is no proof of ever having happened.

Speaking of being attacked, it's a perfectly jewish thing for the "harassment" lazar was getting from "the government" where he was never harmed & it was just eerie stuff happening around him like items in his house being moved around, his car doors left open with stuff in the car moved around (the jew-made movie American history X shows an example of this Jewish thinking with the scene where they trash a Korean grocery store; the first episode of Outer Limits, written by (((George R R Martin))) shows a guy killing a bunch of "evil" martian bugs that did nothing wrong except creep out the audience in dreams) but nothing even stolen & supposedly his tire being shot out when no witnesses were around.

>>519830644
Well just don't do that, then.

>>519830670

AFAIK he never proved in any capacity that his tire was flat from a bullet, & it's also suspicious that he didn't shoot back since he said he carried an ISRAELI uzi in the car that he has repeatedly complimented the mechanics of. He compliments the uzi while there have long been much more impressive weapons like the Glock & MP5 of German origin, but instead he picks the Jewish Uzi.... then never used it for anything except for when george knapp came to his door.

there are a few inconsistencies in his story i've never heard anyone else call out:
- John Lear said Lazar went to see him after the first time he went to the test site (S4) and saw the disc for the first time and knew it was an alien craft, but another time Lazar said he thought it was an advanced fighter the first time he saw it when he slid his hand along it, and in the same documentary with the Japanese he said the second time he went there is when he realized it was an alien craft. He obviously didn't mistakenly tell Lear he just went there for his first time. So how did he know it was alien already?
- Lazar point blank said he saw an alien while sitting in a room with a guard when he drank the "pine smelling fluid", and he never brings that up anymore. though i think another account of this he says he saw the alien through a wall or something, and he did mention that it was reading his thoughts. This is exactly the kind of info they would have wanted to leak through John Lear
- while not an inconsistency, something I have yet to hear a single person question is: where did he get a jet engine to put in his car in 1985? every single time there is a rare item, especially one of a complex and questionable legality, there is always a JEWISH CONNECTION (start using this term; I anticipate it will be potent and spread like wildfire).

I have probably the most information on this of anyone you know, so go ahead and question me or feel free to bounce ideas off of me.

>>519830697


I'll add to this as I think of more. I just wanted to write this up quick, so that it was out there. I'll also cite more of these interviews I'm talking about, but that's going to take some time, especially since JewTube will not show these videos when searching normally.

Not Lazar, nor anyone else for that matter, has considered that those large amplifiers couldn't possibly fit throught the small door of the flying saucer to put it in the lab. This builds into a theme where Lazar says things that he's purposely leaving open ended for people to deduce an answer or leave ambiguity in case he's caught in a lie. These amplifiers in a recent rendition have been shown to be much smaller than in previous renditions.

Here's proof of the mistaken nature of the videos Jews released under the name of the US government (as if the US government is a credible source of information)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Le7Fqbsrrm8


there is nothing interesting left at area 51. The entire premise for creating Area 51 was to work on copying and reverse engineering the aircraft from Adolf Hitler's Germany, The Third Reich. all of the Third Reich's inventions have been copied around the globe. area 51 is used mostly as a drug manufacturing facility for fentynol and methamphetamine and, previously, the occasional holding area for child sex trafficking to Jeffry Epstein's island.

look at that video of the guys on the motorcycles that accidentally went into area 51; there is some chink working as a security guard. it's no wonder how the chinese stole the schematics for the E-2 Hawkeye, F-22 and F-35 raptor..... there ain't one fuckin' secret left at the Third Reich-made Area 51 compound.

https://web.archive.org/web/20240415214307/https://nationalinterest.org/blog/buzz/how-china-stole-top-secret-information-f-22-and-f-35-94201

there ain't no extra terrestrial flying saucers anywhere near area 51 and there never was, nor do they exist anywhere in any capacity.

>>519814599 (OP)
the funny thing would be when it turns out to be an actual comet, but dumps a bunch of toxic flammable gases into our atmosphere like during the peshtigo wildfires of 1871

jew itt

>>519817741
Avi Loeb = Lie Abov(e)

>>519819797
fuck off christkike retard

>>519830670

Didn’t know George rr Martin was Jewish. All the incest shit makes sense now kek

>>519814599 (OP)
>these ayys will take our lives.
I hope so. Humanity is doomed with White people going extinct. Might as well rip the bandaid off.

>>519831386
even the word "christkike" is so stupid it shows me you have no idea what you're talking about, you're just a brainwashed npc or detractor jew that doesnt know the real history of the world we live on

>>519822877
Ugh, I drank bourbon for a while, but after switching to spiced rum it just takes like an old soggy boot sock.

>>519817387
DIAMONDS

>>519815870
>send voyager 2
>then send voyager 1
>both have discs telling aliens where we are
>be shocked when aliens turn up 50 years later
the arecibo thing was a hoax but this gonna be real

>>519819668
u wot m8

>>519814690
Theory: Stars are the most abundant source of anti-matter or something similar of ready access, most star traveling civilizations rely on them instead of manufacture because it's way easier than buying, and in stars they are plentiful

>>519819953
>disneyworld
was it disneyworld? i thought it was coon town. wish i still had the full video with donkey kong music.

>>519833089
captain morgans is disgusting shite, so is scotch. only bourbon whiskey can i stomach

>>519821548
its a solar flare

>>519819797
Fuck off ligger.

>>519814599 (OP)
>(((Avi))) Loeb
>JEWitt

>>519814599 (OP)

I hope /pol/ knows that any interstellar spacecraft capable of reaching Earth from the nearest inhabitable planet would have to reach us within 2-3 weeks of entering our observable tracking range. We've known about this "craft" since July, ~3 months ago, meaning it's taking its sweet ass time to traverse space and would have taken approximately 270,000 years to reach us assuming it's been traveling at a consistent 130,000 MPH from the NEAREST inhabitable planet, Proxima Centauri. Time dilation is negligible unless it's traveling close to the speed of light, which is what it would be if it were closing in on us within 2-3 weeks, but at 3 months it's moving slow as shit on a universal scale.

I've come so far and in the end it really, really mattered.

>>519834321
There are other explanations for this, like warp tech working funny or stopping at range first to avoid being considered a threat, or to avoid hitting unmapped orbital bodies

>>519822818
To be fair if aliens were in a position to pick up this probe they'd already be here and would be able to notice us instantly.

It'll be a million years before it gets any significant distance, and by then the map will be useless.

>>519830149
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>>519814599 (OP)
shame on anyone who falls for this shit

>>519814599 (OP)
>Foo Fighters

We've had railguns and space lasers since the 80s at least. We have Samsung Options with all the various nuclear plants forced to go critical. And America has a space fleet of some variety, presumably. If it poses a threat, it would be along the lines of inducing a cyclical disaster (Carrington Event) as a Dark Forest preventative measure. At our rate of progession, cutting the grass at that interval would appear to be the average necessary to prevent Kardeshev 2 progression towards a real threat; an Ayy civilization doing this would also create a buffer zone and calling card that could be determined by other comparable powers "Don't Colonize Here", and a comms deadzone around its core system(s).

>>519832698
If you asked him to pick between the circle and the cross, you know which one he'd take.

>>519814599 (OP)
>I don't want to die. I just want to shitpost and eat tendies but forget politics these ayys will take our lives. So, what now?
I'm tired of living. Dreams are almost too much energy for my subconscious mind to muster. Everything is a scam. Everyone is at war with his neighbor. Nothing is going to get better, only harder. Fuck this.

>>519828612
Why don't they just use whatever satellite is taking these images to take an image of the ATLAS bullshit?

We need to have more satellites like those.

>>519833899
You should try making your own rum and whiskey. It's actually a lot of fun. And once you've mastered making it yourself, you'll probably have a less critical reaction to liquor types than just commercial products themselves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO-tPIMq29s

>>519824843
>annihilate americans
says a guy from texas

Who cares what kind of alcohol it is, honestly, as long as it gets you FUCKED UP and all fuzzy-warm? This Bridge Main stuff is p good.

>>519820074
I live in NM and that whole thing with the helicopters and computer seizures was fucking weird. I ask people about it and I get the fluoride stare

>>519814599 (OP)
br....bros?

>>519814690
They'll molest it and put a C'tan in it, which basically is star aids.

>>519833506
Problem is stars really are just a compost heap of hydrogen and helium.
Basically useless shit for anything except what the sun is already doing with unsurpassable efficiency, which is fuse it into even more useless shit, especially nitrogen, which basically is the cancer of atoms.

>>519835410
You need carbon for alcohol, which is difficult for suns to make without exploding.

>>519833961
if thats a solar flare you are a nigger
is that a solar flare?

>>519837856
I think it's likely we misunderstand something, or something forms under the unique conditions of a stars atmosphere

If aliens have the ability to traverse the universe then why is it taking them so long to get here? Surely with their advanced technology they'd have figured out how to use wormholes or some other FTL technology.

>>519814599 (OP)
>avi loeb
You can safely assume it's nonsense.

>>519814690
If this is true, what they are doing is entering solar orbit and possible try to enter Earth orbit. By this point they will have observed Earth and determined that there is life here due to the biosignatures.

>>519814690
They’re drunk from human anal juice

>>519814690
>our sun
lmao

>>519814599 (OP)
Why Jews are pushing alien invasion psyop to goyim so hard?
Jews aren't believe in aliens at all...

>>519840980
Jews believe they are priests of alien enslavers of mankind who stripped man's free will.
>>519821545
Sumerian monuments which pumped water, neat idea

Avi loeb is a hack, i think 90% of science and futurism community think so, but are scared to ridicule this fools ideas.
Jew, mossad, educated, all protected classes. His book is retdarded, his papers are shit. His findings are pop culture bullshit.

>>519814599 (OP)
>(((Avi Loeb)))
>David JEWitt
>(((J)))ane L(((uu)))

>>519818194
It is a space dildo to dildo space gay niggers.

>>519835410
No dude, it makes a BIG difference. Cheap alcohols are extremely impure and not only give a worse buzz, but make you far more sick the next day. Brands like Canadian Mist and Old Crow have left me contemplating never drinking again.

Relatively low-mid tier stuff, stuff you pay $20/liter for at minimum, are of a much higher quality, much higher buzz, and have almost no hangover (for me anyway). Another anon talked shit about Captain Morgan's, but I drank about 6 liters of it over two weeks and felt fine when I was done. Took a break for two weeks without any problems.

On the other hand, half a liter of Jim Beam leaves me feeling like complete and total shit for three days straight.

You really do get what you pay for. Either get the expensive stuff or don't drink at all. Since I gained this knowledge I've been drinking far less.

>>519841389
/thread

pack it up boys