Thread 520078165

Hurricane Melissa back to category 4 and sauntering toward Cuba.

>Preparations and Safety
Evacuation orders and map for Florida https://www.floridadisaster.org/evacuation-orders/
https://www.redcross.org/get-help/how-to-prepare-for-emergencies/types-of-emergencies/hurricane.html
https://www.ready.gov/hurricanes
https://www.weather.gov/safety/hurricane

>Sats and visuals
https://www.dapiya.top/satellite/floater/
https://weather.cod.edu/satrad/
https://www.star.nesdis.noaa.gov/GOES/index.php
https://www.nrlmry.navy.mil/tcweb/active/
https://realearth.ssec.wisc.edu/?products=MIMICTPW2E.100&&timespan=-30t&animationspeed=100&animate=true

>Info and Data
www.nhc.noaa.gov
www.ndbc.noaa.gov

>Models
https://www.tropicaltidbits.com/analysis/models/
https://www.pivotalweather.com/model.php
https://weather.us/model-charts
http://spaghettimodels.com/
storm.aoml.noaa.gov
https://deepmind.google.com/science/weatherlab
https://www.weathernerds.org/models/fnv3.htm

>>520078165 (OP)
What should be the name of the next hurricane?

>>520078165 (OP)
It's a fucking fish storm.

>>520078165 (OP)
nothing burger

>>520078356
it's making landfall again in like 3 hours.

Imagine the destruction and carnage right now, deep in the dark, moonless night. Crocodiles randomly wandering the neighborhoods, bodies rotting in trees and on rooftops. No electricity, no running water.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2T_dVjxabQI

>>520078544
Not around white people, or even American niggers, so no one cares. It's a fish storm. I don't make the rules, but island niggers don't really count.

But, keep me posted.

>>520078704

To be fair that is only slightly worse than regular Jamaica .

>>520078774
2/3rd of Cubans consider themselves white.

>>520078774
>o9a troon isnt satisfied unless good people are in danger

post yfw the hurricane hits GITMO and the prisoners escape

>>>/wsg/6013422

Hurricane Melissa videos.

https://files.catbox.moe/dhvysf.mp3

boy got jeff retard helmet gleamin like chrome
strapped to him like him far from him home
leaves a whine up him a call it doom
one little twig just smash up him gleam

oh jeff piotrowski
storm ridin you know de norm
starlink signal keep him warm
melissa breeze a howl like a beast
but jeff skank from de rustle
Category Five, at least!

garfield de near, pon him heel
de copper cable in a hand, nah miss a deal
him say Jeff slow down, we aint gettin chased
But boy jeff see branch and start himself a race

De rain a drum de mons drown
Jeff out yah say he there last afternoon

oh jeff piotrowski
storm chasin king
helmet locked tight, him special mon
melissa roar but jeffs cry brief
Save me from twigs, and get me more coffee!

garfield mutter Dis man lost him head
But still a trod on with he massa like lead
hurricane wrath not a match for him wit
while jeff a bawl A leaf, garfield, i'm hit!

Tomorrow morning we will get a good idea of the damage

>>520078774
tormenta de pesca sounds kinda cool

>>520078165 (OP)
>Hurricane Melissa back to category 4 and sauntering toward Cuba.

GHEY!
Shoulda been a 350mph hurricane thru cuba
USA-Mossad weather manipulatuon teams are slacking during this govt shutdown!

>>520079420
Thanks fren!
Been looking for vids w/o luck
Jamaican sounds like Gaelic + nigger, shit cracks me up

Rolling for TND

hurricane discord:
/9xKqbxSd

>>520081884
That girl isn't gonna think it's so funny. When he's 20ft ling and remembers her "tickling" him, when he just wanted to be left alone
Sociopath will deserve it

Bump

Well that was certainly one of the hurricanes of all time...

>>520083339
It was a letdown
Nothing ever happens
If it were truly a real hurricane, and not just 5 autistic kittens in a box, you'd be hearing about the 50k dead. Instead, there was nothing there to deatroy, that wasn't already deateoyed before the storm. All it did was turn roads into rivers, but the homes were elevated enough from the roads that rhey were unaffected.

Well, except for 1 building, that the idiot owners didn't use tie down ratchet straps for, like pepe knows to do:
>>>/wsg/6013429
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1761691575624238.mp4

>>520083890
So did they miscategorise it or what? How can a cat5 be such a nothingburger..

>>520081987
Beautiful, just magnificent.

>>520084172
we're built different

>>520084172
they live in houses made out of basic materials that can be rebuilt quickly although relatively expensive for them. it gets more press when peoples 500k homes in florida get wrecked and they have to go through the whole system of getting it repaired that can take years just because you need construction crews/etc

>>520078165 (OP)
I was at work all day. Did it kill Jamaica??

>>520083890
lmfao the only 3 deaths in jamaica are from before the storm, haiti has the same and didn't get hit, hahahahaha what a overfucking blown bullshit non-happening, confederate meteorologist is an absolute faggot and everyone in his discord should an-hero to make up for their bullshit lies
>>520085065
the only deaths are from before the storm even hit from some dumb cunts trying to batten down their home, absolutely overblown bullshit

>>520078225
unfortunately the names are preselected

>>520084763
ooooo the cope lmfao, you discord trannies manifest your own reality it seems, schizo ass tranny

>>520084172
>>520084582
it ran into the wilderness and only killed a few people in shacks

>>520085610
>killed a few people in shacks
source? you talking about the niggers who died before the storm even hit? i bet you are since there are no other confirmed deaths when you troons were hootin about 50k+ niggers dying...you're fucking pathetic

Flooding > big number anyway.

>>520083890
i dont think we've seen the aftermath yet, so you can't say it was a nothingburger until we get videos of the destruction

>>520086609
videos have been on cbs all day, nothing happened, was a cat 2 max

>>520086680
most of the webcams in the worst areas went down, so we couldnt see it in real time. i doubt CBS would risk sending one of their reporters to where the storm was the worst. we'll know how bad / not bad it was once the sun comes up and we get drone footage

eviently, it's back down to 125 and stong cat 3. should be making landfalll within an hour.

>>520084582
You guys are alright.
Americans are fags when they get a hurricane half as bad.
Jamaica master race.

>>520087547
>>520086680
>>520086609

Here's a thread of vids posted by jamaicans
>>>/wsg/6013422
(Long/right click link ------------->
--> Then click open in new tab
--> Or copy the http and paste into new tab)

You can tell its the jamaican civilians filming them for social media. By their pidgin/jamaican patois/jamaican creole language (only retards think jamaicans speak english. Even their news websites are typed in pidgin or jamaican patois/creole)
+
Besides the language, they're usually filmed from their kitchen window or from the front step of their house/ shack

>>520089458
looks like a somethingburger based on the videos

>>520089209
You've obviously never heard about florida, or florida man
Hurricanes aren't feared in FL. Floridians are unphased by them. This year was rhe first rime, maybe ever, that we didn't get one, and floridians were pissed. It's paid days off from work, and have literal hurricane parties with friends. Evwryone has 90-140qt fishing coolers, to keep all the ice and essentials (a cooler stocked with nothing but beer) All our houses are built to hurricane code, including windows. Increased in severity of building rules every 5-10yrs. So it's rare to get harmed, unless youre a redneck in a trailer park (what they show on the news, to show destroyed "homes")

It's the other states who can't handle it
Where you see the widespread damage
Or the typhoon fags
Many floridians don't even bother evacuating (unless they have small kids), and just hunker down

Even in the Melissa /AHSG/, multiple floridianons eere complaining about not getting a hurricane this year. Joking that it must have been due to FL banning weather manipulation techniques, like cloud seeding, chemtrails, etc (TX floods happened after a kike corp did cloud seeding for 3 days, until the rain started)
Or blaming climate change for costing them a free paid vacation from work

>>520089886
There's new rivers (replacing roads), but no house damage (except a commercial building who lost their roof. Since they didn't use ratchet tie straps like even pepe knows to do)

The houses are built elevated, so they have rivers where the road in front of their house was. But their house remains fine
You didn't see collapsed houses or anything
Only 3 jamaicans died, and those were BEFORE Melissa made landfall (2 ppl had trees fall on them. The 3rd electrocuted himself when cutting down a tree... so all 3 were tree related)

>>520078774
>Not around white people, or even American niggers
That cone shows a direct hit to Gitmo

This was a fuckin nothing. Biggest lettdown of the year

BOMBACLATT!

>>520078165 (OP)
>A couple island niggers get BTFO
Absolute nothingburger of a Hurricane Season

>biggest hurricane landfall in record
>only couple of people perished
As i said in one of previous threads...no one dies from hurricanes anymore.

>>520079134
Turns out communists are retarded and full of shit. Who knew?

>if 10,000 people dont die its a nothingburger!
you people are unhinged

I don't think meteorologists and news anchors know what "total devastation" or "catastrophic" means

what a fucking disappointment
total meteorologist death

>>520085517
Are you retarded? It got dark before the winds even dissipated. I don't think it's going to be the MCE others thing, but there are certainly dozens dead

>>520090132
This. Also I'm in construction so there's always work in florida thanks to windy rain

>>520078165 (OP)
Sunrise soon and were gonna see some shit.

whats actual dangerous weather then

>>520090132
as a Floridian i approve this message. I get so many generator inlets to install directly correlating with the number of hurricanes in a typical season. zero this year means i wont have any inlet installs next year.

>>520093328
Nah, it qas jaimaica & haiti
So we wanted TND
There's likely gonna be dozens of drownings that we'll find out about, once they clear the wreckage.
Power will be out for a long time. Roads are gone, making it hard to get to the damage to evaluate
Some homes were up to the roof in water-likely drowned. Homes at higher elevations fot 30% stronger winds

Nothing KINO posted yet, so we're disappointed. KINO will get posted after all the winds and rain dies down

>>520092400
>grrr! Why couldn't there be mass destruction and death for my amusement??
Unironically touch grass and take a 1 month break from this shithole.

>>520096308
need aerial recon so we should be seeing some damage soon.

>>520079645
Melissa is the most powerful hurricane ever recorded.
Damage control niggers FAILED.
Lol.
Lmao

I guess that's what happens when you attract The Gaze of Red Skull.
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/423155297/#q423185679
https://archive.4plebs.org/pol/thread/519747345/#q519747784
>inb4source

>>520096742
And yet nothing happened. Jamaican building standards are too good.
We need a big hurricane to bulldoze some place with shit building codes (like Florida) if there's to be real kino.

>>520097028
Ok Abbo.

There may be survivors.
May.

>>520088080
wait, where is it going after Sunday?

Oh man I shouldn't have posted that pic.
Clinton foundation inbound to "rescue" those kids.
They are going to wish they had died with their parents

>>520097766

Big Jet TV for epic go-arounds

>>520096619
This

>>520096575
Why reply to memefags?
It's a poojeet, likely unpaid
Poojeets aren't human & too low IQ (literally clinical retardation levels), so they don't realize that you don't shill a non-political hurricane thread

>>520096742
Thanks for posting that
I facetiously joked that it wasn't that bad. But then I saw poopjeets shilling abiut it. So I ended up immediately clarifying that it was in fact bad, and that we just haven't seen the damage yet. The moment I saw there were poopjeets posting shill posts in a friggin hurricane general (they hate themselves &are jealous of people in the west. Even of jamaica because there's actually a lot of people who like jamaica...and poopjeets have a weird ibsession with BBC)

They don't understand western culture, let alone chan cultur & use chatgpt Or extensions to translate english posts. So they're unable to tell the tone of a post (ie. Sarcasm or facetious) unless directly spelled out
You can tell poopjeet shills since their only tactic is ragebait & are always super angry. Angry at themselves as they literally hate themselves & are super jealous of others.
Let alone if they have a memefag, due to still being in india. Making it impossible to be any other type of shill. As jewish shills use VPN's
There are poopjeets that have a VPN, but it's super rare (<1% of poopjeet shills).

>>520097749
All these videos show a lot more women than men over there.

>>520097766
By those Numerals you have caused it to zero in on you.

>>520093328
Discord trannies who make these threads unironically said thousands would die

>>520098043
Those aren't women yet, settle down.
Let them be kids for a bit they just lost their parents

>>520098158
i made this thread. i'm not on discord. i'm not a tranny. i'm a twice divorced alcoholic older millennial.

>>520098166
Hmm, I thought the foreground two were adults. (+Mother and two children top of picture).

>>520097028
Poat hand with timestamp, poopjeet
You suck at shilling, because even boomers know you're lying

>>520097749
When is this pic from?
It's still dark in Jamaica right now. So I'm assuming yesterday, during a calm period?

the computer i am on i bought in 2019. i have this file on it from when hurricane laura came through in 2020. i am an oldfag, which is shameful, but this is about the oldest i have on this laptop.

>>520083890
Missing kingston is what ruined it.

>>520092613
>I don't know how to joogle
>I think 250mph gusts, strangest in history, is a nothingburger
>I think Cat 5 Hurricanes with 185mph sustained winds in a 3rd world nation does no damage
>I shill hurricane threads because I hate myself that much

Bermuda been quite the magnet this year.

>>520098982
Jamaica is wrecked
There's a gorillion pics online. It's absolutely devastated
Picrel is one of the "not that bad" pics vs the others, which are just piles of wreckage

>>520098622
Did you get hit bad by laura?
You managed digis again, tho not as magical as trıps. But you technically have 2 sets of ɗubs, so I'll allow it
Notice how none of the shills I asked to post hand, actually would? They never do. Not sure why you posted it, the one you wrre replying to was a shill

>>520099381
Well at least where it made landfall I expect nothing survived like Michael.

>>520096972
FAFO.
>remember that time the storm meant for M-A-L camped out over Xan? That was cool.

>>520099381
You're posting random pictures from other storms you retard nigger

>>520100000
return to your designated tranny discord

>>520099087
suicide....go commit it. Let this be a reminder to you all that these threads are maintained by a certain group of discord trannies.

BILLIONS OF LEAVES ARE KILL

OH THE HUMANITY

>>520101071
Jeff barely survived!

>>520097844
Check’t
I don’t think the Clinton foundation is what it once was
Has the red team dismantled them and their money structure yet?

>>520098269
Anon is talking about that lying sack of shit Confederate Niggerologist and their gang of discord tranny groupies. They show up every storm shit /AHSG/ up and then disappear when the storm hits. Fuck those pieces of shit for ruining /AHSG/. They deserve the gas chamber.

Any new footage of what it looks like at ground zero in jamaica?

>>520097749
Now post a pic from after the hurricane

>>520100000
Dam
That’s a lotta zeros
Check’t

>>520104633
KeK’t
Check’t

Wow passed over Jamaica, no mass deaths, buildings still standing. Another fucking nothing burger like I thought.

>>520103990
This just in from Kingston.

Nothing Ever Happens

>>520078225
Jewgasser 1488

>>520105226
noooo you have to listen to the hysterical discord trannies nooooo thousands of gorillions died

>>520100622
>Head bobbling with wavy stench lines
>I will not post my hand saar!

Post hand with time stamp poopjeet

Don't forget what the globalist plans are

>>520105579
based. plus friendly reminder that hurricanes are sent by Evropa to hit the lowly nigger tier americas.

This is the plan, Melissa was the means of carrying out that plan

>>520106250
>literal Sim City art
KEK

>>520105981
Is that fucking nitric acid in the sewer!

>>520106847
That's just india
It's so stinky that it defies physics, and stink lines become visible. Someone must have eaten curry last night

Fresh damage vids making it to YT
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3D_4ykRoZeE

Bobsled team member making the best of it
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/CWKOQgXBK3Q

>>520107364
>https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3D_4ykRoZeE
Today should be interesting. I am sure Jeff will go live.

>>520097844
>"rescue" those kids
I thought that was one of the purposes of the USS Ford and group being in the Carib.
Clean up include round up?

Jeff is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty-Am2VFv5s

>>520107364
Lots of vids coming online now. Lots of destrucruin in the vids. I forgot to save a yahoo news link that had a horrific vid, everything destroyed with ven the airport got fucked up


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=si41d9u2joY

>>520100000
digit master
Hope the prez of Jamaica is more honest than that chick in PR who hoarded all the supplies.

>>520079134
I've been to Cuba. Literally the first thing I noticed when I was walking around was
>wow these people look nothing like Ricky Ricardo 70% of them are literally black.
Biggest cover-up in racial history imho.

What's the current under over for the death count? My guess was about 50-60 deaths yesterday.

>>520103590
yea confederate faggotololgist and his trooned out discord members absolutely ruin /AHSG/, not only were those faggot ass niggers saying thousands would die, but also nothing would be left of the west side of the island. Over blown, over hyped, un-delivered on every analysis point...they should just ack themselves for the good of humanity, OP you were replying to included as he is most assuredly a conf. niggerologist sychophant

>>520108050
PR is always super corrupt
No clue about jamaica
One of my neighbors when I lived in SoFl, when PR had that storm that took 2yrs to repair. She said all the USA aid was sitting at airports, like tons of pallets of bottled water, and others with food That spics were looting it all & the govt wasn't bothering to setup handing it out. She said money from contracts was stolen by fake companies that fled once they got the money (relatives and friends of the politicans). That warehouses with food/air were getting looted.

Dems were atracking trump about it, when in reality USA sent more than enough & sent tons of money too. But corruption and theft & laziness/incompetence caused bone of it to actually reach the ppl. PR is a shithole. It's why they live moving to USA (to continue their crime or escape it)

>>520105681
fkn kek

Jeffs saying there are 3-5k Americans on the island right now, begging for cruise ships to come in and pick them up because no roads to get to Kingston airport, Montego airport is catastrophic destroyed most likely.

>>520108091
Kek

JIST is live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vyxlT7Gd1dM

>>520106180
Whoah, they haarp'd her didn't they?
It missed Kingston though, kek.

>>520108607
Those niggers are truly alive right now.
Nothing comfier than rafting down your once streets.

Jeff went live but didn't tweet it so I missed it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ty-Am2VFv5s

Damn, Garfields solar setup is pretty fuckin sweet especially for an island nigger, kinda jelly tbqh

>>520090132
After millions have invaded here after covid it's going to suck when thebyransplants collectively freak out and hopefully fuck off backnto their hekl holes up north.
Matthew missed us but they bought up all the gas and emptied stores anyway.
So retarded.

>>520108396
more than 2 less than 10

>>520111272
>>520108396
I think it will be over 100 considering the flash floods. Good for them that it tracked westward. If it had hit Kingston, we would be talking thousands.

send electricity so I can make a burger

Jeff live
https://www.youtube.com/live/jXQgmjZemaE

>>520112129
Prolly at most like 2. If it hit Kingston then still at most like 2. If it went straight across the island then maybe like 7

>>520112281
You can make that with a propane grill
How's the damage there? The pics and vids coming out now look pretty gnarly. Did you make it out safe witbout any home damage?

Lots of people out and about in Kingston
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83Ufh-jsWAA

>>520112129
>If it had hit Kingston, we would be talking thousands.
retard discord tranny

>>520113305
It's true. Cat 5 in a 3rd world country in a densely populated area.

>>520112925
literally just waiting for the power to come back
nothingburger for the east
rip west

>>520113001
Lmao they have fake Morleys in Jamacia.

Morleys is fried chicken chain in ghetto parts of London run by sri lankans.

>>520113982
Glad to hear you're safe
If your biggest problem is waiting for a burger, that's great news.

>>520114440
this is what they are copying

>>520114440
mothers is a patty shop you donkey

>>520114440
that's clearly Mother's, a patty shop

lol Jeff arguing with Garfield

He's gonna kick yo ass out of the nicest house left standing if you keep mouthin' off yt boy

>>520115812
Garfield is too much of a pussy to roll with Jeff

>>520116309

Other way around

Garfield is saying go this way go this way it's fine

He's been driving on these shit cracked roads for years

This is just slightly worse than normal

Garfield should be driving

>>520116664
Thought I just heard Garf say "no its blocked there only can go home" or something. I'm still 13 minutes behind from live.

>>520117090

You're a degenerate posting that anime trash

>>520113001
So this is the sheer power and total devastation of strongest hurricane ever?

>>520078225
After M, it's the N word.

>>520078225
>>520118541
next one is Nestor

30 deaths? The worst hurricane in recent history and it only killed 30?

Chud was right again: nothing ever happens.

>>520078225
should be nigger
>Big nigger going to hit Cuba
However, all of the storms are named cunt names.

>>520084172
The USA spends billions of dollars tracking storms, predicting storms path, studying storms, etc... and give that information to everyone around the world.
This is not 1950, when people don't know it is coming. Number 1 rule is to get out of the area, if possible. shelter in place if not. The USA also spent billions of dollars studying storm damage patterns, then making SOP to save lives.

>>520119162
Haiti has had 30 deaths alone so far, it'll take awhile to get complete data.

>>520119162
>Hurricane Melissa hasn't finished yet
>Roads are gone, converted to rivers
>Rubble hasn't been excavated yet
>Much of the islands are inaccessible
>There's only 30 deaths, and not 1 more

A couple hours ago the death count was 7
It'll take a week before we know decent numbers, longer for final numbers

>>520120358
It's now up to 32, and climbing

I can't wait to see what Jamaica looks like in few weeks as the roads are still out of commission along with electricity and food and water is running out.
The criminal activity is going to cause more problems than any hurricane ever could.

>>520121356
Same as katrina, niggers are always the deadliest part after the storm.

>>520121356
>and food and water is running out.
lmao
are you retarded?

How much food and water does Garf have you reckon?

>>520120407
>>520120878
they all died in haiti which wasn't even hit you absolute fucking faggot ass confederate niggerologist, why don't you put your memeflag on anymore??? retarded fucking troon

https://www.cnn.com/weather/live-news/hurricane-melissa-cuba-bahamas-landfall-wednesday-climate-hnk

>>520120878
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I'VE NEVER SEEN ONE PERSON FAIL SO FUCKING HARD @ /POL/, BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>520120358
Haiti was hit by rainband not by actual storm. Jamaica was direct hit by supposedly most intense landfall hurricane ever and it has 4 deaths so far. And for 3 days straight retards here were claiming that death toll surely will be well in the thousands. Other anon is right, no one dies in hurricanes anymore.

>>520123073
the storm wasn't a cat 5, idk how your schizo addled brain came up w/people don't die in hurricanes anymore

>>520122830
>Everyone is the confederate meteorologist
>Mom! Stop telling me to take my meds!

RENT FREE
Not him
I'm the floridanon- Anons named me Pizzanon last year due my fridge jam packed with dominos

>>520123236
>the storm wasn't a cat 5
What

Demoralization fags seethe so fucking hard when anons pay attention to anything other than their gay slide threads. There's just one helicopter flying so far across the whole island. The Kingston airport isn't opening until tomorrow. Footage and numbers are going to be super slow to come in the meantime.

>>520124364
okay if your florida anon post irma surge cam vidya that florida anon posted yesterday and i'll happily eat crow, but you won't you faggot, floridanon was shitting on you all yesterday w/how low the deathtoll was and that this was an overhyped non-happening, it's ironic you're larping as him now

>>520125034
The ironic think is that the shills we've had since sunday night, have all been either poopjeets and/or plebbit discord trannies. The multiple ones I've called out as poopjeets have refused to post their brown shitskin hands with datestamp. If they weren't poopjeets, they'd have no problem posting it. There's been some big blows to poopjeets the past couple days. They're now banned from FL universities & also today Trump enacted that work permit renewal must be approved or they get deported. Before they got auto-approved. If the dept takes too long, they get deported. There's a govt ahutdown and it begins by friday, so many poopjeets are going home

Anons know that /AHSG/ isn't for trolling, since it's not political
They're just unpaid tourist shills, since even the paid shills never troll /AHSG/. Even the kike shills know better.

>>520079645
>>520096742
yawn

maybe 100 dead and some made up arbitrary number in USD concerning the cost of the wrecked shithole. Wake me up when something cool happens

>>520098015
"I changed my entire opinion based on some gut feeling I had on the internet. the death toll will be 10 million easy"

I bullied nerds like you years ago into the way you are now lmao. I miss that shit

>>520125034
>There's just one helicopter flying so far across the whole island.
Jdf has like 2 and and the others are private
what were you expecting?

>>520126603
Cleetus and HeavyD will be there within a week I'm sure. I'm not expecting there to be more than the only two on the island currently, that was my point in why there isn't any updated footage/damage assessments.

lmao
dead general after 4 days
>only one retard standing with "muh death count went from 0 to 32 in a day, holy shit this is bad" angle. lmao

someone tell me what time it is right now, I can smell nothing...

>>520120878
28 of those are literally the lowest IQ niggers on the planet -Haitians. All died from a river flooding their village. Their lives don’t even begin to count. Your general is dead. There will be less than 100 dead total from this hurricane. Remember this if media kikes ever tell you you have to abandon your land or die in a storm. This was a category 5 btw LMAO. Pathetic. Even normies have no fucking posts on any of the news subreddits or their front page or on anything. People like to panic and fear monger and then every fucking time nothing happens and people act like it never even happened out of embarrassment. It’s time to rope max b

49 dead so far

>>520129724
Storm of the century.

>>520129768
>Everyone is reported dead instantly before a hurricane ends, every other time

Was 7 dead around 9am-noon. Numbers grow

>>520129724
>185mph landfall
>kills 8 Jamaicans

>>520130190
like >>520129768 said
nothingburger

>>520129724
+3 Panama
=52 Now

>>520124364
hahaha you're that mother fucker with all the domino's in your freezer.

>>520129724
>most intense Atlantic hurricane in record at landfall
>sustained winds of 185 mph (300 km/h) with gusts to 230 mph (370km/h)
>kill 8 thirdworlders

Either someone is lying about the intensity of the storm or hurricanes are not not as deadly as meteorologists are saying

Sorry there are no shark in subway pics for this one

Reminder it took like a week to get a body count on those texas floods but in fairness that was a holiday weekend .

>>520108091
>Ricky Ricardo
how old are you that the first cuban you think of is from i love lucy?

>>520078165 (OP)
That was too close nigga

>>520133063
>rare flag
You guys didn't get hit at all?

>>520133063
>survive hurricane
>still a virgin

>>520131725
And they really haven't started looking in Jamaica yet. The roads to the worst hit areas are impassable.

>>520136011
Jeffs comments alone are full of people asking him to go check on their familiy members they haven't heard from

>>520136284
Yeah, I saw the drive part of the video. IIRC, he said they were still 15 miles from the worst hit parts when he could go no further.

>>520136529
I can't believe that nigga doesn't have a drone

>>520136742
He needs one bad

He's on!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HF55vcmYpg

Do we have any updated numbers? Any videos of the damage?
I hate this no-follow-up media culture.

>>520106847
Looks like burning sulfur

>>520136742
Anyone have the epstein island drone vid. That an anon sent to film thru the giant windows, when the FBI was there?

New death toll just dropped:
>629+ confirmed dead
>80,000+ missing
>5 injured

>>520138558
link?

>>520078225
>name of the next hurricane?
Mofo.

>>520138612
That was sarcasm
It won't even be that in a month from now
It took 1yr for the PR hurricane stats to complete, and started counting 1 week after it hit

>>520138782
well well, don't mind if i do
thanks anon

>>520078225
Dolly is going to be the name of the next hurricane

>>520078544
Isla ds aren't really land
No hurricane has made landfall all year

How much weed was lost in the storm?
Will this impact the weed economy of Jamaica?

>>520139284
USA prices will rise 3.27%

>>520139284
>>520140663
Nobody smokes shitty island weed in the US

>>520141037
Yeah, but jamaicans will need to import from USA
Decreasing USA supplies available to burgers, raising prices minimally

>>520098043
Imagine how desperate for money they'll be come tourist season

The lack of drones on that island is interesting.
You'd think that all of the tourists would nowadays be packing one, but apparently no one has them and we still don't know how absolutely fucked the inner island is.
Safe to say it's as good as gone. No fucking way the poorfag jungle dwellers in their metal shacks made it.
I bet that even during next year's hurricane season some parts of the island are still fucked and don't have power.

>>520078225
it's pretty much over now jew friend

I guess Bermuda is getting sloppy thirds.

>>520147635
It's not going to pass by Bermuda until like another 30 hours.

>>520147635
Would be cool if Cuba could have a bit of communication with the outside world

test

>>520148141
There are some Cuban anons I've seen on this board. Would be nice if they would pop in and say something, but perhaps they know better than to post things their government would be angry about.

>>520097766
COMING FOR THE JAMAICANS IN BRIXTON

>>520148689
Any way to reroute it to israel?

Note how confederate tranny completely abandoned these threads. He does this every year when he over hypes nothing burgers. I’m just glad more people have started to notice his behavior so maybe he’ll suicide finally.

Extreme weather is just natures way of dealing with niggers.

>>520149564
I've been calling his retard bullshit for years. He's getting increasingly hostile and angry about it though so maybe he'll khs soon.

>>520143991
fucc, i gotta book a cruise

>captcha: 8pp

a tourist tried to kill themselves after hearing how bad the storm was going to be

>>520151206
Sad
They should have realized they were amongst pros at surviving them

That was lame as fuck

>>520105981
The life of a Bromine farmer.

>>520128571
where's the irma vidya you posted yesterday if your florida anon??? would be O so eazy to back up your claim of being floridanon, o that's right your confederate faggotologist larping as a based stormbro because your general has digressed into absolute bullshit...idk man if i were you i'd an-hero
>>520151206
you gotta source for that vpnfag? i'd wager not you dysgenic troon, tell your discord group to ackthemselves

>>520151605
>you gotta source for that vpnfag?
radio

>>520151206
KWAB

>>520151464
yea it was, cat 2 tops, here's a weather station reading on the outskirts of the eyewall at max strength >>520108579

>>520151705
might as well said you made it up or posted a meth pipe, wlda been more believable seeing how every single radio station on the FM side is down in jamaica rn

>>520151895
>how every single radio station on the FM side is down in jamaica rn
no retard. your online listening platform is down. half the stations are playing music

>>520100000
>Did you get hit bad by laura
Yeah, it was bad, like 2 months without electricity, and as soon as it came back on, another major hurricane, delta, blew through. It has forever changed the landscape and blew down trees that were hundreds of years old. i live in what was once a heavily wooded area. not anymore.

>cntrl-f "Jeff"
>over 10% of posts itt are simping for Jeff
Stfu about Jeff already.
Buy an ad you fucking faggots.

The demoralization posts are weird, Why this thread? Stella?

power is back
the happening has ceased
go home

>>520155083
Hurricane cut his penis off so he became mentally ill stella?

>>520155576
Lol the other 75% of the island still won't have power for a week or 5

>>520151793
>outskirts of the eyewall
You mean the outer spiral rainbands? That's not in the eyewall, and that wasn't at peak intensity, either.

The diameter of the eye was only 10-12 miles, and the eyewall with the peak winds only extended 5-8 miles outside of the eye, so you only had about a 20-28 mile wide swath that saw those maximum winds (at landfall).

>>520151206
Funniest way to die in a hurricane.

sum Jamaicans got mud in dey house. dey need help mon. send da help.

>>520155576
Cook your burger yet?

>>520156996
burger has been rescheduled to tomorrow
it's too late for meat

>>520157149
>it's too late for meat
that doesn't make sense.

nature really hates niggers

>>520155671
Or ever singes it’s a 3rd world shithole full of lazy potheads

>>520158338
Always time for burgers

impact zone got deleted btw

>>520159448
USA is actually worse for weed. That should tell you how bad USA has gotten. Since they use it for religion. USA uses it to get fucked up

>>520161666
What do you mean? What's that?

>>520163151
thread is dead and so is this "storm of the century bullshit
>island nations embrace storms
no shit?

>>520164683
MSM says it's the storm of the century, 3rd strongest ever

80-90% of roofs destroyed. Tons of important buildings destroyed like hospitals. People stuck on roofs. But shillanons claim they know more than reporters

>>520165420
Thatched roofs blowing away is a nothing burger smoothbrain. Those buildings are made from concrete. They will be mopped out and drywalled in no time. Even the Kingston airport with holes in the ceiling is expected to be back up and running in a few days.
Nothing
Othing
Thing
Hing
Ing
Ng
G

Burger
Urger
Rger
Ger
Er
R

kek at these retards

so did any jamaicans die or was this all just retarded

>USAID ends
>us gov shutdown
>all we get for h-cane season is some wet noodle through Jamaica
Noticing.

>>520165960
>This is so not important and it's over, that I spend days in here repeating this ad nauseum
> Everyone knows it's over so I have to keep telling everyone that, coming back to the thread countless times a day to make sure everyone knows

The big question is why you want this thread to be over so much. Why you want it to be nothing. You know the islands don't have all the info yet, or access to inspect it all. Yet you desperately want it to be nothing. To the point you spend countless hours here repeating that. That's literally the only reason why I have any interest in it at all. Purely due to your anger for the thread to end. it were truly nothing, you wouldn't care, and you wouldn't spend any time in here. Your shill tactics are very easy to spot, as you do them too blatantly. Even using the same worda from the shill recognition guides. Go boil your grocery bags for the HRT's it contains

>>520165420
>surely something more will happen
>any minute now guys

>>520151206
werent you suppose to be months without electricity and internet connection?

>>520165050
lol
ok
go make a tweet about it you fucking nerd lmao

>>520167036
yawn. next twitter topic please, fucking zoomer mud
at least the brazil niggers are showing me dead bodies. You're showing me....tweets not relevant to you century storm?

>>520166116
>I'm not indian, saar
>I will not post my hand with timestamp

It's so cute that all you shills don't know the "THOUSANDS WILL DIE" meme
I was waiting the past few days too see how much you'd expose yourself as discord plebbit shills & poopjeets. Making a huge deal out of it constantly. Real anons know it's a meme for EVERY hurricane. Great job of showing that all of (you) are NOT anons

>>520166116
/pol/ is full of nu/age browns

they are still learning how to sift through bullshit on the web

Not sure what's up with the spamming shill. But if I see a chan ID that much, not even boredom would cause me to unhide the kvetching
So, I'm m happy for you, or sorry that it happened

>>520171015
Let them have their way. This board is done and I take week long breaks even from browising. It's the same shit on reddit, 4chan, twitter...same topics, same replies. The true pill is realizing it's full of fucking brown males and the internet is something you need to separate from. I doubt you will see someone like me dominate a brown male /pol/ humor thread again in the coming months because I no longer care like I used to. Anybody engaging with the front page bullshit is a husk at this point