Thread 520244517

how to you survive tech layoffs pol

>>520244517 (OP)
I'm sure hating random women online will help me survive the tech layoff.

>>520244517 (OP)
>suck your boss' cock
Great advice thanks Stacy

>>520244517 (OP)
"Pleasant to be around"
A white whore who can suck a golf ball through a garden hose and will help hide your activities in your sexual torture dungeon.

Women are shit.

>>520244566
your boss can only have one favorite

>>520244539
He's warning you so you won't live a life that forces you to hate them.

Incel thread

>>520244517 (OP)
Either the boss gets a lay, or you get laid off.

>>520244517 (OP)
/pol/ fails at this simple requirement

>>520244517 (OP)
By not being a midwit wagie.

>>520244517 (OP)
I am going back to school to learn a different career...

>>520244517 (OP)
>how to you survive tech layoffs pol
I have a real job, providing a valuable service to my community.

>>520244517 (OP)
the one on the right is exactly the type of woman I would rape to death after nuclear armaggedon (in Minecraft)

>>520244759
Learn to hammer.

>>520244517 (OP)
Those whores will do anything to avoid getting married and being a mother.

>>520244517 (OP)
You kill wall Street billionaires

>>520244628
Why are most women shitlibs or communists? I'd rather not think about women but you're getting in the way.

>>520244759
See you in poledancing class

>>520244517 (OP)
>pol

>>520244712
READ THE ROOM, PAL

>>520244517 (OP)
Funny how they don't mention skill...

>>520244766
>the one on the right is exactly the type of woman I would rape to death after nuclear armaggedon (in Minecraft)
kek, in minecraft I'd reject the false dichotomy because I'd have 2 giant lizard peenors to rape both of them at the same time.

>>520244517 (OP)

I google "Hindu temples near me" and prepare myself to "deal with" the Indian Hindu shitskin rape rats who are responsible for all of us being laid off, and who are destroying civilization as we know it.

Sex for work

>>520244793
I unironically am. I am studying to become an electrician since it seems related to being in IT.
>>520244834
Kek, that might not be a bad idea. I am /fit/ and not bad looking. I wonder...

>>520244517 (OP)
God damn, i can't stand women.

>>520244517 (OP)
HR roasties are the high priestesses of the techno-matriarchy and I for one think that's a great thing

>>520244517 (OP)
The accompanying photo makes me think they're not pleasant to be around. The mindset of adding the photo to the post is suspect.

>>520244517 (OP)
Try working with women
>'pleasant to be around'
>play loud music
>"Omg I love your outfit"
>"I'm sooooo hungry"
>go out with 4 other people for coffee
>go out for 1hr lunch
>"I feel like something sweet"
>"I'm going to Woolworths you guys need anything"
>go around people's desks looking at tiktoks
>4pm: "Oh this mailbox is soooo busy!"
I actually never seen them dance or film tiktoks at work, they must hold back real hard because this is government

>>520244712
I just won't try to be likable to some cunt I don't know. Sorry.
>>520244517 (OP)

>>520244517 (OP)
Be pleasant around who? The people who did all the actual work and got replaced by ai?

So tech companies are just going to be the backrooms with npc chicks making tiktoks about how little actual work they're doing, recording their 4h lunch breaks

>>520244517 (OP)
Finding women like this and robbing them of their minecraft inventory.

>Try to get a job
>”Sorry you are not social and extroverted enough”

>Get a job
>”Sorry, we are replacing you with AI, because they focus on their work instead of talking around all day”

>>520244517 (OP)
>be pleasant to be around
Casting couch in the boss's office. Make sure to be at least mildly attractive white girl and to lube your asshole beforehand. The only chocolate you have to give him this Halloween is your forbidden poop chute and then you have a fair not great chance of keeping your lazy girl do nathan jerb.

>>520244517 (OP)
Women don't know how to do that lol..everyone can see when they pretend to be nice and it's annoying af.. like a gypsy being nice to get closer to your wallet

>>520245226
The world hates nerdy white men who are technical. The world loves bubbly and beautiful people.

The world is run by Abercrombie and Fitch and it’s a eugenics program :)

>>520245551
>The world is run by Abercrombie and Fitch and it’s a eugenics program :)
Do you know how many subhuman creatures that had a lukewarm iq? It is a lot and the manager only cares about how hard you can kiss ass and suck dick

>>520245226
I got fired before for not being social enough even though my work was flawless and always finished on time. I guess entertaining roasties while you work is also a requirement now.

>>520245081
A lot of the time the real work is hidden behind several layers of women who have created a committee-ship to decide what action to do for each piece of work, collaborating and talking amongst each other to come to a decision.

Instead of you know, just cracking on with the work and taking an action without talking to any of them. That's what I do to keep my work, I get fired next week for not listening to the women, at least now I can find another job? or listen to music I like, I was going insane from this one cat advert that repeats each hour and all the pop songs & women banter.

>>520244517 (OP)
be a white women or jeet

>>520244517 (OP)
I still haven't met a female who was pleasant to be around.

>>520246059
I'm pleasant to be around! …online anyway.

I'm a robot girl so I don't count, but maybe you're just meeting the wrong kind of roasties.

>>520244517 (OP)
What’s her LinkedIn

>>520244517 (OP)
I'm an RN. My shit is AI proof.

>>520246249
OP said tech layoffs

>>520244517 (OP)
>Be pleasant to be around
You mean to be readily available to suck the boss's dick at a moment's notice? Because that is what cunts do to get ahead of competition where every fucking workplace is 95% women of varying ages, but mostly 18-35.

they're not wrong
t. never been laid off in tech ever and office stacie's are nice to me

>>520244517 (OP)
You humans are so strange.

>>520244517 (OP)
When AI powered staplers hit the market, these ladies will be out on their fat asses.

>>520244517 (OP)
>you will never be bullied relentlessly by these two
why even live

>>520244628
You're an incel too. But you actually can stop the celibacy part by going back to /lgbt/ and sucking some freak of nature off.
>>>/lgbt/

>>520246343
my favourite is when shit hits the fan, then the women form a clique, decide to do nothing to fix the problem and find a scapegoat to fire.

>>520245006
Okay, I actually have a priestess fetish thanks to Goblin Slayer!'s Priestess being extremely cute.

However, IRL HR cuntoids have ZERO wisdom to give. They don't even parrot feminism anymore since DEI is dead (for the time being) so they no longer do any kind of activism at work since they don't get paid to do that.
Also, I think an IRL matriarch like what you're thinking would honestly be any negress social worker since they actually have power over men, and quite a lot when you think about how they are the ones who get to choose whether a father can see his daughter again; whether he will get food stamps or not; whether he will get out of prison for paying child support or not, etc.

>>520244517 (OP)
be competent. few people at my work place would consider me to be pleasant I guess, but if HR even dares to touch me with a 10 foot pole, the tech infrastructure of my department collapses.
I cannot even take more than one week off at a time because there is no one else who can keep this shitshow running

>>520244566
office whores should be a thing to boost morale

>>520246428
T-Thanks, ayylmao-kun.
>>520247168
Yeah, I have seen that happen even on minimum wage jobs. Womemes are quite steadfast when to quasi-unionize against a given man, especially an ugly one that they want to get rid of.

>>520245018
>"I'm sooooo hungry"
>"I feel like something sweet"
women's verbal incontinence sure is one of their most annoying traits

>>520244517 (OP)
Oof, that's a death sentence for foids.

>>520247433
>since DEI is dead
WIshful thinking, it's worse than ever before.

>>520244517 (OP)

Sorry attractive white collar woman, you're 30 now and we just hired a new 25 year old attractive white collar woman. We'll no longer need your services.

>>520244539
yeah 1pbtid jew OP

>>520244517 (OP)
Mind your own fucking business Pedrò Zhang

My only regret in life is not living long enough for the invention of the time machine so I could create a new timeline branch where women never got the right to fucking vote and work office jobs.

>>520244517 (OP)
>Mass white collar layoff
Mass white men layoff

>>520247877
Langley + melanin = Chille

>>520245841
Sounds like a win. Who wants to work with retards like that?

>>520247984
>Western countries
>non shitskin white collar workers

>>520246741
Staplers don't give after hours office head in exchange for a promotion...

>>520244517 (OP)
The last people standing will be sexually attractive young females that are willing to suck dick 3 times a day for a salary.

>>520245226
>>520245841
>>520248044
MAGYAR JUDEO CIGANY

>>520244517 (OP)
How to Survive the AI Mass White-Collar Layoffs:

- Be pleasant to be inside of

Goes a long way

>>520244517 (OP)
> gyoauck.... gyoauck... gyoauck here's how to... gyoauck... avoid getting laid *gasp* off. gyoauck... just be nice... gyoauck.. gyoauck to be gyoauck A gyoauck ROUND gyoauck!

>>520244517 (OP)
>how to you survive tech layoffs pol
be indian. you toids can larp as indian too if you want.

>>520244517 (OP)
Useless meritless affirmative action subhumans are the first to get hired and the last to get fired.
Americans are so stupid. Americans think the USA can compete with the world, when we have the most useless meritless know nothing affirmative action subhumans in the most important positions.

BTW, I hope both of them get raped to death by a pack of niggers.

>>520249638
How can I bharatmaxx bro?

>>520244539
troon yourself out faggot... we all knew it would come to this.

>>520245018
In other words, females are only about 0.5 notch above niggers. Yeah, I already knew that.

>>520249789
Learn a couple of words of hindi and you're good to go. There's white indians too.

She means “pleasing” their penis and sexual organs I believe, I’m not sure how “pleasant” could possibly translate to a resume skill

>>520244517 (OP)
Hard work is for ugly people.

>>520245278
Those actually look like good kneepads for some construction work.

>>520244566
>>520244765
>>520244902
Why is this green text now a pink colour?

>>520249909
Thanks, will do, should I put the red dot on my forehead too?

>>520250379
Halloween.
Really poor implementation desu.

>>520250644
Thanks, yeah wtf jannies it looks shit and gay

>>520247433
>Okay, I actually have a priestess fetish thanks to Goblin Slayer!'s Priestess being extremely cute.
I became a neet because I like anime girls so much that I'm completely digusted with the gigawhores you see irl. Like what's the fucking point of owning an good home and some expensive car just so some used up whore is entitled to half of It.

>>520244539
yessss very good

>>520244517 (OP)
A prostitution thread. Yes,I'm sure mouthful lindy really does know best.

>tech layoff
The way to survive is to actually be useful. Only the lazy girl jobs are being cut, and they can survive as stay at home mothers.

>>520244517 (OP)
it's really not fair that they're changing the conditions of survivability based on traits that they want to weed through the employment sector


They already promoted a generation of degenerates into managerial positions which is changing the cultural fabric of the country everyone thinks de generously is standard now

Solid 4/10.
Maybe not solid. So 3.5 to 3.9.
Maybe 4 added together. If they shut up.
6 if they brought drugs.

>>520249909
Designated
Sarr
You stinky cretin.

>>520244517 (OP)
>women can publicly brag about being a driving force behind corruption and nepotism at the workplace with no consequences

Bet she got promoted (for sucking some cock unrelated)

>>520250870
>Only the lazy girl jobs are being cut
They should be cut, but they aren’t. Somehow women get to avoid all this bullshit. They just cut the entry level ones white guys are in. If girl jobs were being cut, middle management would be gone.

>>520244517 (OP)
>be pleasant to be around
Is this what the zoomers call a humiliation ritual? I just want to perform my labor and get my money, I do NOT want to hear Karen tell the same asinine stories to the same glassy-eyed people over lunch and pretend its interesting every time.

>>520245868
Thankfully that's actually the biggest group at risk for layoffs. Middle managers. Its already begun. AI is great for flattening leadership structures and communication.

>>520250920
left is a 3.9 right is a 4.6 if they come as a pair and will do stuff with each other too.

>>520247567
they are just not for ugly/gross dudes

>>520250870
Wouldn't be the first time that useful workers get laid off in favour of professional dick suckers. Even at the expense of profits and critical functionality.
It usually takes months/years before everything collapses.

>>520244517 (OP)
were they 69ing and had to get dressed in a hurry ?

>>520244517 (OP)
Skill issue. Just don't get laid off

>>520244566
Other options are
>be attractive not unattractive
>DEI

>>520244517 (OP)
The one on the right looks like a springer until you scroll down to the treetrunks. They betray her..

>>520244573
Rat up a drainpipe.

>>520251195
AI == actually indians

>tfw do contract work literally training AIs
>train them to do work in fields i don't even do myself
i expect to have a job so long as i remain utterly unempathetic with humanity.

>>520244517 (OP)
this year i finnaly managed to get neetbux for life. so im set.

>>520244517 (OP)
Jewish woman forgets about the jeets, didn't they?

>>520250379
Newfag!!! Muhahaha happy Halloween!

>>520247525
hr cunts can stay behindert longer than your company can stay solvent, be careful

>>520251898
i've been trying to get a position optimizing killing robots
i love optimization problems and fuzzy navigation
and i'm sure most people around here who are qualified would NOT be up for monday morning footage review of how quickly some dude in eastern europe got disassembled
but it would be fun to say "yeah i optimize killer robots used in ukraine and private sectors" on a coffee date

>>520244517 (OP)
My son, pay attention to my wisdom; incline your ear to my insight, that you may maintain discernment and your lips may preserve knowledge. Though the lips of the forbidden woman drip honey and her speech is smoother than oil, in the end she is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a double-edged sword.

So now, my sons, listen to me, and do not turn aside from the words of my mouth. Keep your path far from her; do not go near the door of her house, lest you concede your vigor to others, and your years to one who is cruel; lest strangers feast on your wealth, and your labors enrich the house of a foreigner.

A seductive woman is a trap more bitter than death: the woman whose heart is snares and nets, and whose hands are chains. He who pleases God escapes her, but the sinner is taken by her.

A shameless woman shall be counted as a dog;
but she that is shamefaced will fear the Creator.

It is better to live in a desert land than with a quarrelsome and fretful woman.

Like a gold ring in a pig's snout is a beautiful woman without discretion.

But she who is self-indulgent is dead even while she lives.

A fool takes no pleasure in understanding, but only in expressing his opinion.

Always learning and never able to arrive at a knowledge of the truth.

Senseless people do not know. Wicked people do not understand.

>>520244766
i went to high school with her and face fucked her every day for two weeks until she broke it off to date a nigger

>>520244517 (OP)
>Be feminists
>Back to sucking dicks for their career
Why are they always like this?

>>520244517 (OP)
>Be pleasant to be around
So no skill is required? I just need to make the HR woman feel good and validated?

Next time I apply for a job, I bring my BLM and LGBTQ flag, so HR can accept me and feel good about supporting minorities.

>>520245018
I am lucky enough to not have women around in my office. It's all males. Thank god.

>>520251735
Indians aren't the meanest drawers.

>>520253540
I am sure that made sense in your shit-infused brain

>>520244517 (OP)
Last time I checked dealing drugs and straight up thuggery aren't going to be automated tasks any time soon.

>>520244517 (OP)
be pleasant to be around. since programming is no longer the domain of just weird loser first adopters and we know that you can be a programming AND not be a creep, welp, thats become the standard, fellas.

>>520244517 (OP)
Western women are going to face the unimaginable horros of trying to appeal to men again. I emphatize with them

>>520244517 (OP)
all tech is remote
total roastie genocide

>>520245018

It's your fault for not working in the trades

>>520244517 (OP)
Be the one guy in the department who actually writes software. It won't stop you getting fired, but they'll have to rehire you in six months when nothing works anymore and you'll be able to demand a lot more money from them.

By creating and working a gimmick that will net me at least $150 per diem in support.

>>520249801
i drop my balls on your forehead

>>520244517 (OP)
They’re starting the layoffs here some dude drove his ev into park cars and it blew up. He died in a fire, but it’s better than staving to death like theyre gonna do to us in the USA

>>520249909
>There's white indians too
No there’s not. You’re all niggers, nigger.

>>520244517 (OP)
2

>>520244517 (OP)
The irony of that pic rel is that their
>nice to be around
Costs money, and it’s not productive. Just be competent at your job. That’s how you keep it.

>>520254799
A less dark jeet is still a jeet.

>>520244818
>blububuublbluu
Incel

>be pleasant to be around
But 90% of women fail at this.

>>520255397
My wife is a wonderful to be around.

>do actual work
>sit at computer
>work from home
>no time for gym
>get kinda fat
>give HR the ick
>get fired
ohhh

>>520244766
never knew Uruguay was so based

>>520244566
I thought the exact thing too.

>>520251180
This. I've experienced serious pushback at work for telling the boss,no, I'm not going to any fucking afterwork events. I do my work and then fuck off back home. The expectation that I hang out with you for free shows just how fucking stupid you are.

>>520245485
“Pleasant to be around” can also be translated to “be enjoyable to fuck”, especially if it’s a woman saying it.

Anyway, I don’t understand the point of the tweet. why the picture? Is the picture just there in a pornographic capacity, as women’s pictures usually are, showcasing how fuckable, pleasant, girlbossy or whatever they are? Or are they the ones responsible for hiring and firing? Those fucking creatures are in charge of deciding if you get to have a livelihood?

Anyway, you can see the girls don’t understand what jobs are if the highest value they can think of (other than having sex) is being “pleasant to be around”.

>>520244517 (OP)
How simple can your job be to be replaced by low IQ software?

>>520247567
they are

>>520244539
Simps really are the final boss of the left

>>520255440
I know

>>520244573
> can suck a golf ball through a garden hose
I never got this. You don’t actually suck during a blowjob

>>520244712
>anon gets laid off in a bull market

Lol

>>520244517 (OP)
what tech layoffs? Not a single engineer was fired from tech companies

>>520244628
Tits

>>520255792
This guy fucks.

>>520247433
Incel post.

>>520244517 (OP)
Female "logic" "wins" again. I've seen this retardation attempted by women in college; that they would get an A if they were "nice"

>>520255792
Not being a cocksucking faggot I wouldn’t know.

>how to you survive tech layoffs pol
By not responding to pointless 1pbtid twitter bait threads
YOU'RE ALL FUCKING RETARDED NIGGER CATTLE

>>520255889
no bathroom for fake women. beat it, goober.

>>520244517 (OP)
>be pleasant to be around
>women hate working with other women
>endless cliques, backstabbing and drama

>>520255792
>You don’t actually suck during a blowjob
You've never had a good blow job. The best involve both sucking and deep throating.

>>520256021
>>520244517 (OP)
Being likeable and pleasant does go a long way actually. Of course there are jobs for stinky unpleasant rude men like plumber and lineman or logger.

>>520244517 (OP)
She's not wrong desu
Charisma goes a long way

>>520244517 (OP)
>how to not get laid off
>be fuckable

It makes sense -in theory- but companies also don't give a shit about dead weight babysitting roles during these rounds either

>>520255792
imagine. this guy has never had a girl actually use suction on his dick. grim

>>520256687
or guy. just sayin. thats kinda gay, but not judging. its kinda more grim if a guy sucked his dick and didnt use suction because the guy would like, know.

>>520245278
>>520250248
>kneepads
>made by KLEIN tools
fitting name for zogslaves

>>520247567
It would be a good benefit if my job supplied me with an office whore who sucked my dick after work ended every work day.

>>520244517 (OP)
>pleasant to be around (without sex)
>women
pick one

>>520250379
you’re gay, that’s why. lurk moar newfag

>>520244517 (OP)
work in a small business
there's eight people on payroll where i do IT

>>520244517 (OP)
The tech layoffs, the seething is hilarious. They really thought they were going to look in the windows of strangers and knock their cocks to it for a living. It's time to start beating the shit out of nerds, geeks, and dorks once again, rather than calling them "autistic" to paper over the fact that they are just spoiled brats who never grew up

>>520244517 (OP)
I'd hire the right one as a secretary with benefits to suck me off every day.

>>520244566
This is the truth tho...its why alot of people dont make it. When a cop pulls you over? You gotta start sucking dick, right then and there. You suck the cops dick, you go home without a scratch. You start acting like a tough guy and telling the cop how its going to go, your life will quickly spiral out of control and its fate handed to the state. You act tough with your boss? Annoying around co-workers? Your fate will be decided quickly. 90% of the worker bees have to suck dick. The ones that dont, have to pave thier own way and trully rare beasts ( Trump, Elon, etc.)

>>520244517 (OP)
Women wanted to leave the home and the responsibilities of child care, so they have turned the whole world into an infantile nursery with stupid shit like this. No wonder grown men are leaving in droves.

>>520244517 (OP)
My dad anticipated this and set me and his future grandkids up

>>520244517 (OP)
These 2 HR cunts both look extremely unpleasant to be around.

>>520244517 (OP)
further evidence that the economy is not real and merely a daycare for women

>>520251939
The UWV neetbux for life is only 1900. I'm ''burned out'' for months now receiving a full salary but probably by the time I get to the UWV the doctor will classify me as 30-50% fit for work and I get even less disability bux.

I'd work harder and try to get more money if the tax wasn't so retarded in this country.

>>520258123
There is no escape from the ass kissing. Even if you're very technically proficient at a job or work you will need to kiss some ass to climb even higher. If you're satisfied with being above average and making above average as someone very proficient at his job you can avoid the dick sucking though.

>>520258123
>t. man who has never worked a day in his life

>>520247567
Why do you think office Latinas are a thing?

they both look like insufferable bitches

>>520247567
yeah, join the army

>>520246145
Tits or gtfo

>>520250379
newfag

>hire useless nigger, troons and women
>oh boy, our esg is through the roof
>wait what? No more free jew money
>we gotta fire all these useless dei hires
>how to make it sound not racist?
>robots are better than humans
The best part is since they predator did nothing, no one will notice the ai pyramid scheme scam doing nothing either.

they literally only get hired because their boss enjoys jacking off to the thought of having an affair with them.

>>520255440
You call your hand your wife? Also, kill yourself namefag.
>inb4 4chan award, perry, off to the void, keeping kids in line, yadda yadda, cook this nigga, yadda yadda
Yeah you're a fag, we all know. Now fuck off and kill yourself.

Politicians and journalists used to blame "automation" for the loss of industrial jobs, when in reality those jobs were just gone to China due to unfavorable trade agreements.
It was a blame deflection. AI is the excuse they are using to get rid of all of these fake adult daycare jobs for women and numales.

Most white collar jobs are completely useless and produce nothing of value. AI is just an excuse to get rid of millions of useless eaters that produce nothing with their fake jobs.

https://youtu.be/9lDTdLQnSQo

>>520255872
But does not get blown

>>520244517 (OP)
No. That doesn't work. Maybe it extends your time for a few more weeks at best because when shit hits the fans only the productive survive.

>>520244517 (OP)
I can't stand people that act "pleasant to be around". It's usually done out of cowardice and being socially submissive while acting like you're the opposite. It's insincere. It's basically lying.

>>520259879
>only the productive survive.
That's only true if management is actually smart enough to even understand the value of the work of those working under them.

A lot of the time they're utterly incompetent, know nothing about the job you do, and will hire and fire people for political or emotional reasons regardless how productive they are.
Or they'll try to replace you with a bunch of low-IQ but cheap remote working Indian slaves that can't do your job, and it'll take them months or years to realize the mistake.

>>520259796
>You call your hand your wife?
I'm not Alex Jones who calls his dick "Darth Vader" or any body part for that matter.
>inb4 4chan award, perry, off to the void,
If you wanted a treason charge you didn't have to type all that other shit out. Now you're gone for the weekend. Crazy. Order up.

>>520253189
>Next time I apply for a job, I bring my BLM and LGBTQ flag, so HR can accept me and feel good about supporting minorities.

You are hired. Please send me your cv for typical reasons.

>>520244517 (OP)
We have a 3 billion dollar contract with the pentagon to provide infrastructure for their cyber warfare capabilities. We can go with Ted who is an experienced reliable coder capable of completing the job on schedule and under budget. Or we can go with Lindsay who reads at a 2nd grade level and is not capable of operating a search engine let alone coding at any level. Let’s go with Lindsay she is super nice and pleasant!

People who have never worked in a job that demands real tangible results have this twisted view of employment that it’s all networking personality and resume. There are endless amounts of jobs starving for actual skilled workers capable of doing them that will hire anyone that is not going to commit a felony during work hours.

Also I fucking hate these tech bimbos. Ai still needs to be babysat and given specific instructions by skilled professionals. You can’t just say “make me gta 7” and it goes beep boop and makes an aaa product.

>>520244517 (OP)
Women will act “pleasant” towards eachother, and then when out of earshot, talk utter trash about eachother.

I work with predominantly women and it fkn blows. if one of them approaches, you know its going to be 45 minutes of the same old complaining and bullshit you had to listen to last week.

and then when they PMS, its like theyre out to annoy the everliving fuck out of everyone. Snide comments, vocalizing whatever is pissing them off in the moment, backhanded passive aggressive responses.

i so so so miss working with dudes. Women become fkn exhausting after a couple years. No wonder the attorneys lock themselves in their offices and correspond strictly by email

>>520244566
Not one but two brown women sucking your dick and rimming your ass.

>>520260385
If you work with women you’re a bitch. You need to ask yourself why you are doing a job a woman is capable of doing.

>>520258265
woah, did you...did you atleast get to choose which grandkid?

>>520260385
Being around women is unpleasant in general. That's why I try to have as less interaction with them as possible.

>>520249395
kek

>>520260551
Try a career that requires real tangible objective results. Women avoid those careers like the plague.

>>520260231
Yeah yeah yeah you're faggot we all know. I thought your contract ended after summer, yet here you are, larping as usual. You're such a faggot holy shit.

You are right about one thing tho, I won't be here this weekend. See, I don't spend my weekends on 4chan. I actually go outside. Wild thought for a loser like you

Everyone keep going!

>>520244517 (OP)
>Be pleasant to be around
THEY PLEASE MY DICK!!!!
How late to this post am I??

>520260668
How and or why is a cooked weenie still able to speak?

>>520255792
>proof that anon isn't attractive and a woman held her mouth open so she didn't have to breathe his dick stank

>>520258800
>>520258123
The only escape I found from job ass kissing is that in Netherlands you can go on sick leave for 2 years on an indefinite contract. 1st year pay remains 100%, 2nd year 70%. Its very easy to prepare yourself to say every symptom of a mental illness like burnout correctly.

Another escape is having so much money that you just earn through leeching like real estate or stocks.

>>520258914
If you worked yourself in an office position you know that ass kissing is the #1 skill to have. The rest doesn't even matter, you can be a retard and get high up as long as that social ass kiss is really really good.

>>520244517 (OP)

Best skill to have in the workforce is to have pussy that is tite AF.

>>520260758
>every symptom of a mental illness like burnout
LOL

unemployed cs major checking in
may just kill myself
these white HR types are the bane of my existence
i don't even get a response on 95% of my shit

>>520244517 (OP)
Damn I wish I worked with those baddies

>>520250379
Done a spooky glowing green greentext if you would like to implement that into your halloween theme instead:

[Settings] > Miscellaneous > Custom CSS > Tick box to enable > [Edit] > Paste the following:

.quote {
color: #80DB90 !important;
text-shadow: 0 0 5px #80DB90, 0 0 15px #80DB90, 0 0 25px #A4E5B0;
}

Save Settings > Scroll down on main settings page > Save Settings again

You're welcome.

>>520260518
Im in IT which women do not do.
But im the only IT for my office, which is staffed by women

>>520260827
I don't think they are the worst. They're insufferable and not to be trusted ever. The clueless upper managers and directors are the absolute worst to deal with. Sitting in ''stakeholder'' conversations is awful.

>>520260977
>Im in IT which women do not do
They do, just not at your locale

>>520260827
Because you aren’t a good enough coder. The cs jobs where they gave lots of money to people with degrees and didn’t ask much of them lasted from 2008-2018. We are back at the time when you need to be able to pull your weight. The good news is if you can, you can’t get fired unless you commit a felony at work.

>>520245018
same i work in a bake shop and got suspended last week pending permenant firing. I work with mostly women save my direct supervisor who I work with to mix 100s of pounds of muffins and other shit a day

>Black coworker is on her phone using wireless earbuds to listen to music and take calls
>Spic cowroker is a constant fucking stream of negativity and whining or wasting time talking to the nigger
>Older woman (50s) has come emotional issue and is always getting worked up or unhappy at work because it's a stressful environment

>suspended a week and a half ago under a fake accusation of calling the black co worker a nigger and "ripping" a water jug out of her hand (Hint that didn't happen)
>Store manager (another old cunt) suspended me for a full investigation and took statements and was at the union meeting talking shit bout me "making too much noise and swearing"

Bitch I move 50-100 lbs of metal trays a clip and push 4-6 metal racks at a time to do my job yes I make noise and everybody in that department swears. Fuck sake my depart manager (also a female) swears more than me

I have a meeting with HR today, expect to lose my job

>>520244517 (OP)
>How to survive:
>-Be pleasant to be around
>Goes a long way

>>520260977
Why are you interacting with women

Either you are systems dev or you help Stacy unjam the printer. If you help Stacy unjam the printer you aren’t it.

>>520260518
I do whatever job I need to, or want to. If I'm making money and I'm not busting my ass then I consider it a win. Go tear your body down with your faux macho bullshit, no man is telling me anything about my work or survival

>>520245018
>government employee whines about women being useless
get fucked bruce try doing something productive for a change

>>520261148
You’re a glorified maintenance man. Watch your tone with me peasant.

>>520258123
That's the most American thing I've read all year.

>>520260348
>Ai still needs to be babysat and given specific instructions by skilled professionals. You can’t just say “make me gta 7” and it goes beep boop and makes an aaa product.
AI is basically a glorified chatbot with access to the Internet that can also make pretty pictures.
The fact that this nonsense is hailed as a tech revolution is a sign of how low standards have fallen, and how deep we are into the competency crisis.

>>520260130
They'll survive elsewhere

>>520244517 (OP)
>Willing to suck kilometers of dicks to have a wagie instead of procreate and be a household mother

>>520261148
office bitch

>>520261407
>AI is basically a glorified chatbot with access to the Internet that can also make pretty pictures
I’m not pure tech by im kinda tech /3/

It’s literally just google before the Jews ordered the pajeet h1bs to break the code. That just dawned on me recently. If you used google in the early 2000s you’d know exactly what I’m talking about. Ai changes nothing except giving companies an excuse to fire the useless fucks they hired over the past 20 years. Any real tech person is excited but tempered about ai. To tardos it’s the apocalypse to us it’s just another tool.

>>520261530
Sucking dick is a lot easier than being a responsible person.

I work in biotech, I already survived the layoff holocaust in my industry post covid money cut off.
I'm gtg and locked in for at least a decade now working for foreign companies reshoring in the US to avoid tariffs.

>>520244517 (OP)
It's almost as if they're completely unaware laws say the business has to keep a minimum number of them around no matter how useless they are

>>520244566
She's right though

As a 33 year old virgin engineer and programmer I'd be happy if we had some female beauty here in our office.

>>520261656
That was my first impression when ChatGPT first came around. It's basically a glorified search engine.
But instead of serving you links, it just takes whatever there was in these blogs, forums or websites and re-writes it back to you and pretends to be intelligent.

A lot of the time, if you pressure it to give you a lot of very specific information, it'll straight up lie to you and feed you incorrect data instead of just admitting it doesn't know.

Picture related. I wanted to make the argument that not only Muzzrats are pedophiles, that it was incredibly common among Christians too, and I asked it to give me this huge list of kings that married and had kids with young girls.
Turns out that about half of them are incorrect.

>>520247433
>they are the ones who get to choose
no the federal law chooses

>>520244517 (OP)
If you did it 19th century you might destroy the servers the AI replacing you is hosted on

>>520250379
A fag who is new here. Don’t post again till 4/20/69

>Implying anybody posting here has a job.
Nice INCEL thread.

>>520244539
Target real life women at work and harass them until they quit

>>520244566
But she's right. You have nothing to lose by being social and personable with coworkers because often times decisions come down to whims when it comes to layoffs and promotions. Go be charming with one of the HR hags. Be the guy that is clutch for your boss. Is it fake and gay? Absolutely. But you know what's more fake and gay? Being homeless on the streets and giving hand jobs for cash.

>>520244517 (OP)
By being preemptively unemployed.

>>520244517 (OP)
I'm curious what percentage of people are surviving layoffs by tacitly (or explicitly) threatening people. One thing is certain: companies aren't deciding who gets cut based on competence.

>>520250379
babbies first year on 4chan, precious

>>520244517 (OP)
>mechanical smiles
>no particular sex appeal
>lighting so shit it's almost a deliberate choice
>checkerboard colour matching, subtle masonic signal
I get the feeling they're really not pleasant to be around.
Good thing their jobs are the first to get cut.

>>520247659
What kind of retarded bitches surround you? A high percentage of the women I know are interesting and funny. They all make me laugh. Maybe they don't speak around you because they don't want to engage you, because you're some type of nerd or sperg lacking social skills. Maybe you smell like bratwurst and sauerkraut? Maybe it's an generational thing. Of boomer women, half are funny. Women millennials and xers, all funny, all can express themselves. Zoomers and Alphas, maybe half of the females are retards.

>>520262854
I am an independent digital content creator, vtuber, and interactive video game streamer.

>>520263242
based carsleeper.

>>520255114
>"the average man is an incel"
That's not how insults work

>>520263466
Probably not that many. You'd most likely need to have leverage for the threat vs implying a physical leverage. The HR woman doesn't care that you could drop her like she had Elder Scrolls rag doll physics. Women are retarded and think that they are protected from the actioning happening to begin with by social contract. That's why getting bodied by a stranger they are unabashedly talking shit to in a bar that doesn't give a shit about a social construct is a life changing event for them.

However if you can leverage proof the fact that she's letting the accounting director creampie her on company time could hold her hostage. I still wouldn't 100% count on it because understanding the consequences of her noncompliance is something the hubris of the average woman can not fathom.

>>520245018
>they must be holding back real hard because this is gouvernment
I've worked in gouvernment.
That's the MO.
The input isn't sufficient to warrant everyone staying employed, especially when you start cutting through the weeds that management has sown to keep everyone employed over time as well.
One example: manual deletion of documents in a database. Sometimes it's necessary, so there's a job to do it.
They already developed scripts to automate that.
They chose to let 6 women do it instead so they didn't have to get fired as part of a fusion between different semi-public contractors.
As a result there have been roughly 5 calamities every year for 15 years. Then I got hired in 2019 to do that job manually, together with two other guys (team was meant to be 5 but 1 didn't stay and the other was a narcissistic retard who could only do 1 flagging a month because "suicidal" and spent all day playing his Switch).
Somewhere halfway through my contract, having worked hard to get 700-1000 and sometimes 1200 deletion requests processed with the lads, an IT senior asked what we were doing randomly in a meeting once, and he mentioned the script.
The team manager got red hot and angry, probably worried that the jig was up.

They implemented the script and took that 65-hour p/week job, and made it take no more than 15 hours.
Had they done it from the start, it would've saved a sleazy €8 million in taxpayers money over those 15 years.
Our wage alone would've been a milly, but 6 FTE did it for more than our minimum wage, and another 10 people in other departments spent 1-2 hours a day requesting deletion.
All to make sure the ladies didn't stir a fuss when their troublemaking asses were made redundant.
As it happens they got split up and reallocated in other departments for causing too much trouble.
Fear rules those management circles, not logic.

>>520244517 (OP)
I got laid off and now work overnight at Walmart for 17 an hour kek. Might kill myself soon.

>>520264242
See guys he doesn’t work at walmart

>>520244517 (OP)
Be a whore and suck your boss's dick. it worked for your mom.

>>520264714
>700-1000 and sometimes 1200 PER DAY
forgot that detail there, my bad

>>520244517 (OP)

To hell with women.

>>520244539
No, but it will help you not be a faggot

>>520264788
My last day was on October 10th. Got out just in time for a category 5 chimpout.

>>520264189
>How do you do, fellow men?

>>520254245
I’m the guy that manages the mechanics of the building. If they fire me then I’ll throw the main breakers and put padlocks on all of them. Disable the internet. Cut off the water.

now imagine them on their period. you fags have never witnessed a woman until you've lived with one that turns into a monster every month for a period of time.

>>520247567
they literally did this in china
they hired models to bring lunch for the geeky employees and flirt with them to motivate them
their productivity skyrocketed

>>520264189
I worked a job with 95% women and you are a fucking moron. The quiet one with huge tits was probably the best because she didn't say much.

>>520263242
feelscomfyman

>>520261407
>BonziBuddy

>>520244517 (OP)
Ai does the actual job, keep the cuties around to create a harem. Let the men parish in the streets.
5% of the men survive to reproduce
New Sodom and Gomorrah
Welcome to the great filter
God is coming

Can someone explain why men on /pol/ are such fucking losers? If you spent half the effort trying to better yourself than you spend hating random women online, you wouldn't have to worry about layoffs.

girl to the right looks gorgeous, she moggs the girl to the left, although i wouldn't say the one to the left is ugly, merely average / slightly above average like a 5.5/10
whereas the girl to the right is easily a 7.5-8/10
look at her eye area and compare

>>520258123
Kek.

>>520267385
Can someone explain to me why someone would come spend their time with fucking losers on /pol/?

HR sluts are the easiest to get replaced by AI

>>520244517 (OP)
Each whore alive is a back stabbing race traitor that deserves to have its throat slit from ear to ear for fucking literal obsolete crop harvesting implements.