Thread 520297588

Prots are weird as fuck

I am so fucking done with Christians, bro

>>520297588 (OP)
Protestants are based as fuck. The less you understand about our superiority the better.

See, this is why they didn't want to translate the Bible into vulgar languages

>>520297588 (OP)
I live in Appalachia and almost 100% of the Protestants here are Dispensationalists.

>>520297801
Not all Christians are dispensationalists, in fact most aren't, but until I hear them attacking that shit harder than they attack pagans or Aryan spiritualists I really don't want to hear shit from them either. They have this chance here and now to prove they aren't jew golems. Most are failing hard.

>>520297947
Yeah cause us Gnostics would figure out your Old Testament god is Satan. Catholics and Protestants both worship Satan, who goes by the name "Yahweh"

>>520297588 (OP)
>God and Magog are at work
Shouldn't it say at war? And who's God and who's Magog in this scenario anyway?
>Chirac, a Roman Catholic
Chirac loved coke and hookers.

>>520298436
>t. Jew

>>520298436
I wasn't aware Gnostics believed in Satan

>>520297588 (OP)
Fun fact: If Bush had himself under control and did not bring up eschatological bullshit, the FRG would've tagged along in their invasion of Iraq.
If it was about money, sure. Germans don't give as much of a fuck about democracy, freedom and human rights. Especially not for brown people. But even the Germans would've been weirded out if the sole reason we went down there was because our suzerain believed that if he bombed the shit out of West Asia, he could summon God on Earth as if he was a fucking dog.
I recommend every end time moron to read and heed Deuteronomy 6:16

>>520298436
Dispensational Boomers are complete lolcows, but you Gnostics are literal fucking retards.

>>520298529
>God and Magog
"Gog and Magog" from Apocalypse 20:8.
Dispensational Boomers like to say it's referring to Russia or Islam or China or whoever the enemy of the day is.

>>520297588 (OP)
im atheist but something about the amount of spammed seething from here about Christianity makes me feel like i should support it
i am pavlov's chud

>>520298436
blasphemer. the OT god is the one true god. the NT is a bunch of wishy washy bullshit about Jesus, not God. Jesus is fine, but God is God.

Stay away from me, my child bride, and my morally-acceptable genocides, new age basedfaggot.

What did he even mean by this?

Golems love to slaughter each other in golem on golem wars

>>520298529
>Shouldn't it say at war? And who's God and who's Magog in this scenario anyway?
it's both
Gog and Magog are at work of destroying each other, and from there Israel will rise in the middle, like the small rooster between the two big ones (or whatever bullshit the Talmudic story is).

>>520298942
do they think this Ukraine war is going to last their whole life or something

>>520297588 (OP)
i dunno
sounds like your average golemcuckcope to me

>>520297588 (OP)
It gets weirder.

>>520298958
1 post by this id shield

>>520297947
Yeah. Kikes were in favor of protestantism and freedom of religion as much as they were in favor freedom of speech. It gave them the in they needed to take control of the media and the churches by democratizing them. They know the average person is too stupid to sort out right from wrong for themselves, but playing to people's vanity and telling them they are opens them up to whatever propaganda you want to corrupt them with.

>>520298529
Read ezekiel 38, it literally spells out all the antiwuity nations, some of which have retained their identity
As per gog and magog its simply gog and those who ally or come up with gog as per magogs meaning
Who is gog? North in asia minor, scholars dispute it but could be anyone north of turkey, scythia, russia etc

Now whats more important is that this prophecy extends to being fulfilled just prior to the great tribulation, so it will be fulfilled
Moreover its better to watch trends that synchronize with prophecy, ala the euphrates river is currently drying but not fully dried yet- while globohomo is going to gaslight us muh clinate change, its also evidently clear that damming upriver has its consequences
Regardless, a prophecy fulfilled either which way is how it comes, God is not a respector of persons or their benign interpretations

More often than not youll find the powers that be are always in contention with prophecy, because they hate Jesus Christ, that being said you cannot delay or stop the Appointed Times of the LORD

>>520297947
This.

>>520297801
You type like a nigger.

>>520297588 (OP)
d&c thread

>>520299761
You smell like one

>>520299413
>Dimond
I remember this guy made a based video on why Hell must be eternal.

>>520298638
Gnosticism is an anti-jew religion. It explicitly states the god of the old testament, aka the jew god, is a demon nigger.

>>520297588 (OP)
Gog and Magog clearly refer to the Germanic and Slavic peoples.

>>520297588 (OP)
>>520297958
There's nothing more addicting that being told you're the special generation living in the special time that was foretold thousands of years ago three times a week.
>>520297947
The Church regularly translated the bible into the "vulgar languages as early as there even were written bibles".
What they didn't want was people interpreting it themselves or translating it based on their own personal interpretation, and a lot of the people who the church is accused of executing for translating the bible were actually executed by the state for other crimes, they just coincidentally also had unauthorized translations of the bible.

>>520298436
I guess Gnostics were too stupid to learn to read Latin or Greek?

>>520299882
Freemason, Jews, Atheists, etc. All the same. Christ deniers.

>>520299036
I'm sure they'll make sure their lives don't last much past the Ukraine War, if they even make it that far.

>>520297588 (OP)
Ah. Forcing a controlled opp to strawman again, I see but Q vibes are the greatest seethe causing vibes; understand this.

>>520297588 (OP)

Protestants in America are not the same as Reformed Christians in Switzerland, Germany, Scandinavia and France.

Zwingli (a swiss) even started a civil war against Catholics/Church and was one of the first to kick in the doors of catholics and burn down Crosses & Idols which led half of Europe to iconoclastic activivties.

Zwingli even fought Anabaptists while also going after the jews and degeneracy.

>>520298436
>MY god is cool but YOUR god is evil
>No, MY god is the good one
This is the reason humans are so easily manipulated. Can you even define "satan" and "god" in any meaningful way?

>>520297801
I prefer mormonism

>>520299938
No. There were literally countries or regions or whatever to the north of Israel/Judea called Gog and Magog, like Moab and Edom and Amalek, they referred to real places that don't exist anymore.

>>520299882
Gnosticism is illiterate nigger cope.
>>520297947
They wanted to make sure people wouldn't read the bible and would believe made up retarded shit like Bush did?

>>520297588 (OP)
Total Christian Death

>>520297588 (OP)
Protestants love Israel.

>>520300348
ugh

>>520297917
No they are not they are satabic you inbred illiterate gog nd magog are judeo freemaosnry you sruoid asshole you evil debased unholy filth and shit litle craps they have music protestants arw not catholics the federation of french communism and the allies of napoleon the fuck upu newsflash they are nothing jot your fucking brothers the so ot does notn3xist its its holy pure the god of the sacred scitputus front and bakck not satan retarded one thats protestant you unholy retarded assholea you arw so nasty evil good is right is wrong nutcases

>>520298700
American Christians. Insane, scary, and powerful enough to make their beliefs become real world policy.

Its no wonder that Reagan scared the hell out of the soviets with his wild talk about winning a nuclear war because of God's favor. And unlike the modern day Russians who try the same thing, Reagan really wasnt joking he wasnt making it up. Real dyed in the wool Christian evangelicals are dead serious about their faith and they are fully willing to bring about doomsday so they can have a final Jewish fairytale larp.

>>520300343
God = eternal life
Satan = the adversary to the above
Whatever leads to eternal life is godly, anything that destroys life is satanic.

>>520300343
I could define them but nevertheless your point is true, people never actually define the things they talk about.

>>520297801
Good morning sir!

>>520299882
lolgnist
>we believe we are in hell and God is evil
>rabbi yeshua is the key to escape this hell
>we are le anti jews
>btw we still practice the jewish faith
jews
>we believe we are in hell and God is evil
>rabbi yeshua is choking inside his own shit
>we are le jews
>we practice the jewish faith
Best options is to op out entirety everything else is a cope.

>>520298693
Gnostic. Eleven and worship thats protest the demons they worship nine tailed foxes are less evil truth a whole Chinese army saw one a ghostly figure ugh to the anti christ anti catholic comments go to hell

>>520297947
Bro your crusades?

>>520300526
Enlightened white people have been shitting on Christianity for hundreds of years at this point, retard

>>520297958
Dispensationalism is a heresy. You dont have to be a cucktholic or orthodox Christian to know that.

>>520297588 (OP)
Dispensationalists, while technically under the umbrella of Protestantism, really should be considered their own thing, kind of like the Mormons. They put the Scofield notes above scripture, and Protestantism is by definition Sola Scriptura.

>>520300659
Oy vey!

Just help jews take over the world so Jesus comes and stops them. Whats the point of jesus returning if it isnt in MY lifetime? ME ME ME ME ME

>>520300659
>Enlightened
Nowadays they support shit like trans kids dancing on stripper poles in the public square, or they are like Richard Dawkins and regret pushing the atheist meme so aggressively.

>>520300525
I actually believe in both God and satan but there are way too many comments that throw those terms around and clearly have no idea what they're talking about.

>>520299761
Funny, niggers make up a huge chunk of christians