>>724053768
>Playstation guy
is gonna play for 2 hours then turn it off, only to be boring and depressed on christmas eve
>coffee machine guy
is gonna get high quality 10PM coffee and a piece of cake with the wife after their succulent christmas meal, slow jazz and some taylor swift for the kids playing in the background. then, after he and the missus retire to their bedroom for some christmas creampie banging, coffee machine guy boots up his PC, plays some battlefield with the boys (they're his best friends IRL as well) and then browses amazon.
"oh, a shitty sony console with zero games? meh why not, lets order one for the kids. they like the bing bing wahoo shit with luigi and the zelda guy and their porkymons i guess"
By the time this happens, PS5 guy is hanging from the rafters. This was one xmas eve alone too many and no amount of no games could un-break THAT camels back.