Post your mires. Doesn't matter who it's from.

>jailbait cashier stared at me the entire time I was in line
>mired so hard everyone was looking at me confused
>one roastie in her 40s was giving me death glares (even though I literally hindu nuffin)
>pussied out asking for digits because half the store was watching me and someone 100% would've pulled a cell out to record a "pedo hunter" styled video for their social media
>rush to my car and drive home

Is it too late to ask her out the next time I see her? I'd like to go to that store at a low traffic hour and see if she's there again. Dating advice you read online all suggests its over if you don't shoot your shot immediately

>>76324027
Dindu nuffin*
I'm not a poo kek fuck you autocorrect

>>76324027
watch red rocket for your ebo fantasy

there was a work event the other day at a bar, one of my cute coworkers said i was "a very good looking man" after asking about what I do for working out. she was very drunk at that point and her face turned an even deeper red once she realized what she said. She says she doesn't remember anything from that night, im not entirely sure if thats a lie or not since she did end up throwing up from all the drinking later so she really could have blacked out lol

>>76323975 (OP)
My mother and sister tell me that I look good but that I should not get more muscle because it might become "too much"
>>76324027
No, not too late
>>76324058
Nice

>>76323975 (OP)
>be fat fuck
>constantly called fat fuck by family members and a gym addicted friend
>say fuck it and go to gym and fix diet
>fast forward 3 years
>went from fat fuck to strong mentally ill obssesed with fitness meathead accoding to family
>didnt see fitness addicted friend in like 2 years
>go to visit him
>first thing he does is look at my arm and grab it
>he says "holy shit"
I got mires and compliments from time to time, but this is the second best to my grandma telling me "you look very good now, you were way too fat". I miss her so much bros

1.
>the gym milf grabbed my arm and said I was rly big

2.
>the gym fags won't stop looking at me thru the mirror when I have a pump

3.
>girl approached me and asked if I needed help with X exercise

>>76324130
4.

>gym receptionist said bye handsome on my way out the other day but she's black and not my type

>>76323975 (OP)
First, a self-mire:
>am professional musician
>saw a tape of a show recently
>even from a distance with questionable lighting you see my forearms rippling when I play piano, triceps popping when I point to audience
>feels good

An audience member hugged me on my break. Upon contact she said "whoah!!" and felt my shoulders

Ain't much but it's honest

>>76324130
>girl approached me and asked if I needed help with X exercise
Can you elaborate? She asked to spot you?

>>76324224
Kinda ye

>chilling in a park on a bench with a classic fountain behind me after my sprint session
>eyes closed, soaking up the sun
>"Hello?! I'm sorry, but we would like to take some photos here"
>I open my eyes and see some photographer chick in front of me smiling
>behind her newlyweds and a couple more people
>"Oh, no problem"
>start to strike poses in front of her
>everyone starts laughing and photographer chick did take a couple pictures of me
>they invited me for a glass of champagne

>>76323975 (OP)
>11am, at the gym, semi-empty (5-6 people)
>Doing curls after doing supersets of deadlift into rows into bar shrugs and then chilling down to do zerchers, extremely pumped
>lanky kid avoids all the other guys, walks accross the room and asks me to spot him on the incline bench

>>76324027
>being a pedo
kys

>>76323975 (OP)
Be me - moved away from home country years ago.
I have always worked out - you can't really tell if I wear a top.

I posted on FB that Anon's Back (like the Reacher's Back promo.)
Buddy's GF posts back wow anon!

Visit bud's house - she doesn't believe me and keeps asking me to get my shirt off.
I do it - she goes quiet. I turn around and she's wide eyed.
Feels good.

She was only 18 and a half you sick motherfucker!

>>76325213
she might be of legal age but he's four years older than her, what do they even have in common? When I was 22 I had some 18-19yo coworkers and they were like children to me, I would have felt sick at the idea of dating any of them

>meet latina qt
>start dating somewhat seriously
>constantly compliments me on cute/sexy ness
>often bites her lip when i flex or take off my shirt
>asked me twice when we are becoming official
>meet her family
>told me her sister said i was handsome
>met her mom who speaks a bit broken english
>”i like you, strong white man is what she needs”
>find out i’m the first white guy she has dated
>always running her hands over my body in bed
>”anon i’m obsessed with your abs”
>became official last week

>>76325676
google "mejorar la raza"

>>76324997
Kino

>>76325232
You know there are different kinds of 18 year olds. Also, even if they were naive, you just flattering yourself, there is not a big difference between a 19 and a 22 year old in general

>>76325232
good effort but easily dispelled bait if you are a twittard like i am. 4/10

All of my exes keep reaching out to me ever since I've gotten fit and posted new pics of me on social media

Also went from a few matches a month a couple years ago to 100-200 in a month recently

>>76325728
hmm, i see. she told me her dating history has been quite toxic and that she never thought she’d date a white guy until she met me. i guess i know why her mom likes me now and why she said her mom was happy

I started tracking in my phone notes a few weeks ago every time someone mires me. Also I'm visibly queer (earrings, painted nails) so some of it is faggy.
>Bartender (girl) called me hot stuff and handsome
>Guy at bar offered to buy me drink, said I was beautiful
>Girl at park said I was "fucking beautiful"
>Super drunk guy on street said I was jacked and challenged me to do 20 pushups vs. him (I declined)
>Hannah heart reacted my story and said we should hang out when she's back in the state
>Guy marching in the parade stood and waited, lagging behind his group, once I saw him he was making eye contact and mouthed "I love you" and something else, I mouthed "thank you so much" and waved, tons of people saw
Most important for me: Last year I met this bombshell international student from Germany thru a family friend. We have been hanging out in town the last few weekends. She just broke up with her boyfriend last week. This Sunday is her birthday, I let her know I don't work on the 4th, she said I should come over late Thursday and spend the 4 days together and I can sleep at her apartment. It's obvious.
I've only lifted for 1.5 years, still DYEL by /fit/ standards. Life has changed entirely.

>>76323975 (OP)
My imaginary girlfriend said I look cute today.

>>76323975 (OP)
All the old ladies that walk at the park like me.
One asked me why I'm always alone. I haven't seen her for a while :(

>With GF
>Standing over her on the bed (not sexually)
>She grabs my arms
>"Damn anon wtf? why are they so hard"
>"Where did that come from?"
>she keeps grabbing my arms for the rest of the night and giving me the look.

Way more /fit/ than me guy at the outdoor gym told me I was doing really good while I was doing my pushups, I'm ultra DYEL and I just started so it felt incredible.

Not entirely a 'mire' but I started going to the gym about 5 months ago became a regular at a gym my friend recommended. It's really small, mostly a crossfit gym but I use it because they have weights and I do mostly calisthenics. I had a girl as a personal trainer for 2 months to teach me form and weight exercises.

My personal trainer uses me as marketing now when she gets a new trainee like comes up to me and says
>crazy how fast you've made progress, how long has it been? 5-6months?
then she asks me some basic questions to get the trainee to feel more comfortable with the idea of coming to the gym and the atmosphere.

i get to meet new people, those people are now comfortable to ask for advice. it's nice.

>>76325047
>>76324027
>pedo
>girl has a job
SHE WAS 19 YOU SICK FUCK

>>76324027
Roasties can't stand that they're not the center of attention anymore. Some women really can't handle getting old.

Ran into an old classmate at the grocery store. She said I look the same as HS, we're in our mid 30s.

>>76324130
>the gym milf grabbed my arm and said I was rly big
I wonder how that woman would react if a man she didn't know grabbed her arm.

>talking with co-workers
>late shift so all the management is gone
>conversations get sexual and racist
>fat co-worker interrupts me mid sentence and tells me I have a sexy voice
>a few days later some random old lady tells me the same thing
I think I need to be a voice actor.

>>76325060
What a slut. Hopefully he broke up with her after seeing her act like that.

Only one I've gotten in awhile
Been hiding my power level from most ppl
Super uncomfortable with compliments and sperg out most times

>>76326952
tryhard confidence
Just say thanks.

>>76326965
No shit? My spergatogenesis sorta works though

>>76327014
Too many words.
All you need is, "Wanna come over this weekend?"

>>76327019

>>76327029
She likes you enough that she doesn't mind the autism.

>>76327014
>>76327029
this is a repost. i remember the thread where the actual op asked /fit/ what he should write to her

>>76327119
Texting screencaps are usually very low quality posts.

>>76323975 (OP)
Cute dental hygienist pleaded with me to not eat so many sweets because my face was too nice to pull teeth out of.

>>76327222
You're fit but don't take care of your teeth?
That's all part of the program brah.

>>76324027
It's called a hindu muffin, and it's just another euphemism for dishes and delicacies involving bovine centric coprophilia

>>76326809
you're not a woman so quit being a bitch

>>76327241
I worded that weird, replace the word 'was' with 'would be'. I didn't get any teeth pulled, only a cleaning and a filling. I'm taking care of them now.

>>76325060
>like the Reacher's Back promo
I don't blame you anon, the guy is genuinely my goal body.

>>76324997
i want to believe

>>76324027
you sound like a virgin

>>76324027
Lmao NOBODY was giving a shit about you, you neurotic freak.
Just accept that you’re a forever beta male who will make up any INSANE excuse to not rise to the occasion. Imagine getting mired by a sexy young bitch and not asking for her number for fear of others’ judgment hahahahahaha. Oh my god.

>>76325022
You did help the kid tho, right anon?

>>76327269
That's good. Having nice teeth is one of the easiest ways to set yourself apart from the trash. And hygienists always get moist when they see a man that's in shape and takes care of his teeth.

>>76325232
>what do they even have in common?
Wanting to fuck each other

>>76326809
We already kinda knew each other for being in the same gym for at least 2 years but yeah I wish younger girls grabbed my arm like milfs do

>>76323975 (OP)
>complaining about the bags under my eyes
>old granny coworker tells me not to worry im still beautiful

>>76327648
older women make me uncomfortable man they are way too brazenly forward and touchy

>>76327664
It's a good sign for us though, milfs don't try to hide their power level, that means younger and beautiful girls still mire us from distance if a milf ever touched or approached you

>added neck curls into my home workouts coz I'm neck pilled
>few months later overhear my little bro talking to my friends on discord, as we all play games together sometimes
>"His neck looks like a tree trunk"
guess they're working

>>76325232
At no point in human history have men ever cared about always having to have everything in common with a potential partner. This shit is just from listening to repulsive looking women trying to dictate what men want because they can't compete with younger and prettier girls.

>>76325676
>i’m the first white guy she has dated

>>76326809
almost like there's different rules for men and women, deal with it incel

>>76325676
sounds gay and fake

Messing around with woman I have little interest in. “They” refers to men as a whole

Dont mind the unfathomably autistic message shes replying to

>>76327825
sounds like my 18 year old fat goth latina fuck buddy haha! i’m 35 btw

>>76327119
Yeah that was my last mire ok

>>76327653
Based gran. You shouldn't whine about your physical appearance. I have horrible bags under my eyes too. Doesn't matter how much I exercise, how clean I eat or how much sleep I get, they are permanent. Some people even ask how I got the black eye. I just laugh and say that's just how my mug looks.

>>76325232
>what do they even have in common
Same God, same nation, same era, same life together

>>76326809
Men and women are different, stop being a feminist

>>76327773
yeah i know. she claims she had a type until she met me. it does bother me but on the other hand it speaks volumes about how much she likes me

>>76327820
it feels surreal too just because how easy things have been going and how welcoming her family is

>>76325848
actually my inspiration for this one was reddit. Multiple times I've read comments on there of people creeped out by like a 24yo dating an 18yo (or, god forbid, a 17yo) and nobody ever calls them out on this retardation, it's maddening

>>76327363
Thanks for the motivation. I'll do better next time
>>76326658
Yeah when you hit a certain age roasties start enforcing age gaps on you as well. A lot of them would've never dated you anyway, but still watch you like a hawk to make sure you don't go for someone more youthful than them

Since I started hypertrophy training 3 weeks ago my gf has been telling me almost daily that I'm hot and on my prime, she even told it to a friend of hers.
In reality I'm weak af and victim weight but it motivates me and makes me happy

>be me
>in queue at grocery store
>smiling woman in front of me turns round and offers me her place in the queue since I only have a couple of items
>i recognise her
>i had a crush on her in high school
>i doubt she recognises me, i look completely different now and never associated with her back then
>she's still cute
>i thank her and take the place
I'm choosing to take "woman willingly and without being required to acknowledges my existence and does something nice for me" as a mire.

>>76329101
Why didn't you try to chat her up?

>>76329107
because if I was asked to describe my life using a single picture I would choose this one

>>76329101
She recognized you. Former classmates have a familial bond.

>>76323975 (OP)
>returning to gym from my mid-workout trip to the grocery next door
>stacy 1 and 2 are walking behind me
>Stacy 1 says "wow, he has a great ass"
>Stacy 2 is jelly and replies "he's probably gay"
>don't even turn around because i would have spilled my spaghetti
they were half right though

another time at a bar i was invited to drink with a group of ~40 year olds (both men and women) who said i was cute and asked if i was a guy or a girl
then the bouncer said "we're leaving now" and i only recognised him as the bouncer after the group got kicked out for no apparent reason. that was weird. i think i was supposed to leave too but i was too drunk to understand. anyway i'll take it

ready to have a threesome with two trannies but don’t worry it isn’t gay because it’s FtM

>>76328888
that’s not even remotely bad. it’s the 35 year old faggots on here that boast like they aren’t getting bottom of the totem pole young pussy

>>76329496
Being old and fucking an ugly young girl is like being black and fucking a ugly white woman. The young is an attractive trait, the white is an attractive trait.

>>76329507
exactly. the age is the appealing factor. if you could pull a slightly older hotter woman you would every day of the week

No mires to report in the past month
Will let you know if anything changes

>>76329533
let us know brother. we’re looking forward to hearing about any developing changes

>>76323975 (OP)
Was given a new work shirt yesterday because apparently my old ones, despite having the company logo on them and being bought from the company, are not regulation anymore.

Put it on and it was tight around the chest and shoulders but wearable without looking ridiculous.

Female coworker sees it, says nothing, then walks away thinking I'm not looking and does this yoked guy flex pose to entertain herself.

That's right Darlene.

>>76329465
oh and how could i forget that time i invited a drug dealer over to my place cause the cops had no evidence to charge him so just let him out as soon as the last train left
he called me beautiful several times and we slept together naked
no homo though

>>76329555
Now that’s what I call a more

>>76329555
Now that’s what I call a mire

Straight black guy called me pretty then called me out for fluttering my eyes but it was involuntary

>shaved
>old Chinese lady at church said i looked good and younger

>at work
>got a new gf for a while now
>people ask who she is
>tell them its a former coworker
>”you’re one of those chad guys so it must be (10/10 stacy)”
>all the others chime in agreeing
>reveal it’s someone else
>later ask a bro why he would think stacy
>”oh she talked about how jacked you are before and you guys had chemistry”
>mfw she never complimented or flirted with me once

apparently i’ve reached chad status according to normies which is nice

>>76329682
>”you’re one of those chad guys so it must be (10/10 stacy)”
no one has ever verbatim-ly said this IRL

>>76329691
i work with a bunch of 17-20 year olds and ‘chad’ is in their daily lingo. it’s all over tiktok too

>>76329045

it's awesome when your gf talks you up

Girl I was chatting with sent me a picture of herself nakes, asked to see my body, and when I sent her a picture she said something along the lines of "damn bro you're really hot".
My body's nothing special so maybe it was just my personality/vibe, though we did have sex a few days later.
I wonder what it would take for me to start believing I really have a good body.

>>76329938
wait she did all that after you had sex? lol

>>76329496
>that’s not even remotely bad
agreed, several of my female classmates were dating guys five years older than them in the last couple years of high school, and some of those couples have even gotten married eventually. The funny thing is that redditors almost universally agree that girls mature faster than boys mentally, which completely contradicts the idea that a teenager dating a guy a few years older is somehow messed up. This new trend of treating young adults like drooling retards undistinguishable from children is what's actually creepy, and most of the time their excuse is "well I was stupid and I made terrible life choices at that age"

>>76327829
sorry anon, but in fact i do mind

>starting to get back in the saddle after a few years of not giving a shit about women after ex
>have been hitting the gym those years since I had the time to get to it
>most girls I ask out always seem a little flustered despite me still looking dyel as shit
>see cute cashier while doing work in a coffee shop and she has Stevie Wonder playing over the speakers
>make some convo about it and she turns red and keeps looking away then back at me the entire time
>don’t get her number the first day I’m there
>go back the next day to finish my job at the shop
>keep catching her staring at me then going red when I make it obvious I see her staring
>get a small break because coworker needed to get some materials
>ask for her name and number and she keeps stumbling over her words while we talk as she puts it in my phone
>take her out on a date and we have a couple beers
>she’s a lightweight and gets tipsy after one
>she blurts out while we’re talking about what we do in our free time that she thinks I’m hot and can tell I work out
>laugh it off and say thanks and say she’s pretty good looking herself, just makes her redder and stumbles over her words more
>after date we both figure we’re not a good match for each other, her being a very talkative girl and me being quite quiet
>go our separate ways
I may be a bit of a sperg when it comes to talking, but feels good knowing that chicks find me good looking now

>>76330090
>her being a very talkative girl and me being quite quiet
what? that’s literally the ideal match lol i’m thinking of bouncing on this attractive girl because i found out she’s an introvert that prefers quiet environments because she gets overstimulated

>>76330100
You’d think so, but despite actively trying to keep the conversation going we’d keep hitting awkward silences that I’d try to break with a question. Win some lose some I suppose

>buying a venti caramel ribbon crunch at Starbucks
>pay with cash and change
>cashier tells me I have nice cuticles

>>76330127
that’s interesting. the talkative types are what keep the conversation going. when i’m non-talkative and having to be the one leading conversation with another similar girl is when i don’t feel the vibe, but to each their own. i hope you find the one you’re looking for

>>76325676
>asked me twice when we are becoming official
How do I achieve this? In my previous relationships I've always been the one to ask her to be my gf.

>>76330163
just string them along until they finally bring it up

>>76330146
I’m guessing that once we got talking she realized that we didn’t have much in common aside from tastes in music which is weird because towards the end she was going on about what we could do on our second and third dates and that she found me fun to talk to. I’d say the beer was making her feel out of her element. Search goes on

>>76330175
Roger that. How long did that take in your case as in months or times you saw each other?

>>76326201
confused by this, is your appearance very alternative and attention drawing? i never have these sort of interactions it seems and im trying to figure out why because i used to receive some compliments. idk maybe i just have a bad resting face and could probably smile more

>>76326201
let us know if you actually bang her. imagine sleeping over a girl’s place
for 4 days and not getting any pussy lol no pressure though bro

Went from a L to an XL

>>76330307
that’s from muscle growth, right anon? if so, good job

>>76330392
I meant I went from takin L’s to extra L’s

>>76330408
:( not good homie, not good

Happened last weekend
>I was a bit careless and got sunburnt
>so I'm forced to stay at home on Sunday
>I live in a high-rise building without air conditioning which made the whole thing even more unpleasant for me
>so I spend my evening on the balcony after the sun has moved on and it's completely in the shade
>wearing only boxerbriefs, drinking cold beers
>my neighbor (divorced in her 40s) comes out to smoke, her balcony is right next to my balcony
>we greet each other and she immediately notices my sunburn
>she asks me if I've put lotion on and I'm confused and jokingly say that it's probably too late for sunscreen now
>she laughs "No you idiot, I'm talking about after sun lotion"
>she says she'll bring me some in a minute
>I assumed she was about to come back out onto the balcony, but then the doorbell rang
>I quickly put on a pair of shorts and opened the door
>without giving it much thought, I take a step to the side and invite her in
>I ask her if she wants something to drink, take two beers out of the fridge and we go out ony ma balcony
>so while she makes herself comfortable, I apply her cream to my sunburn (it cooled directly and felt good)
>she watches me from time to time while we make small talk and she drinks her beer
>when I got to the difficult areas she offered her help
>I'm not an idiot, I know there is sexual tension and she does too
>"one can really feel that you are working out"
>so while she applied cream to my back and shoulders from behind I got a semi-hard-on
>she might have noticed it
>when she was finished she just said "That's enough. Now we both got something out of it... hahaha.. Thank you for the beer, anon"
>she returned back to her apartment smiling

Later that night I had to jerk off to mature porn like a degenerate gooner.

>>76330392
I am not >>76330408

Yes, I became bigger, stronger and wider overall. Thank you

>>76330439
Yes, I became a nigger, nogger, and wide nosed overall. Thank you

A guy at the marina I work at said
>Hey anon you're a monster
Then shook my hand, I told him I've lost 21lbs since February.

WAGMI

>>76330439
very good job anon. may your continued gains be equally as good

>>76330163
well in my case she brought up the ‘exclusivity’ conversation first and i made it official later on. but before i made it official she asked me how i see her and if i see a future with her on two separate occasions. at that point i had already met her family so we were only missing the label really

>>76330207
she’d bring it up immediately. she’s not giving up the pussy casually if she’s relationship seeking

>>76330427
Anon, she gave you the perfect layup
>”That’s enough. Now we both got something out of it… hahaha..”
You wouldn’t have had to choke the chicken that night. Should’ve told her “We could get something more out of it” and started making a move

>>76330446
>>76330408

pyn (post your nose)

>>76330560

>>76329948
No, we had sex a few days after that exchange.

>>76323975 (OP)
>hang out with altgirl
>tells me she’s strong
>asks me to arm wrestle
>make like 40% effort and she can’t even budge my arm
>laugh at her and ask her if she’s had enough
>she grabs my arm with both hands and I still pin hers easily
>her eyes go wide and she blushes
>she touches my arms and calls me a big guy constantly
>anytime she talks about me brings up my strength and how big I am
>obsessed over me and constantly asked to hang out
>drop her because I felt jaded and I could tell she was going to catch heavy feelings I wasn’t able to reciprocate

She honestly had a 10/10 personality. Miss her and hope she finds happiness.

>>76331105
dumbass lol should’ve used and abused her anus. there are starving incels in Africa that would rape her if given the chance

>>76331105
>I cut off this 10/10 girl because I felt jaded and I could tell she was going to catch heavy feelings
This sounds like you're coping.
What you're coping with I can't say for sure, but it's a shame that you didn't even see how that would go for fear of her hypothetical reactions to a hypothetical situation.

>>76324027
If true just go back there ewry once in awhile till you see her again

>>76331303
Nta, hard to do that. Got the most beautiful woman I’ve ever laid my eyes on one day after work as my cashier after filling my truck up with gas back in February. From the second I walked in until I walked out her and I were eyeing each other up the entire time. But my brain was so fried from that day that I was on autopilot and didn’t ask for her number. I’ve gone to that gas station 3 times a week now either for gas or a bottle of water since then and still haven’t found her again

>>76326862
>conversations get sexual and racist
For me, thats the best part of working at home, second only to having my weights at my desk so I can do some sets when I'm bored.

>>76329990
>I was stupid and I made terrible life choices
You already said they're Redditors

>>76329487
Yikes.

>>76329551
Kek. Got 'er

>>76329487

>head to coffee shop to read a book (live next to spics blasting their tuba music)
>kinda full, sit on small table between fat man and woman
>out of my peripheral see woman repeatedly turn her body towards me, stare at my book and put her arm on my side of the booth over the course of ~15 minutes
>don't even look up in her direction
>she picks up her stuff and leaves
M-Mirin?

>>76328838
M8 if a girl goes from fucking thugs/criminals to you and you're not a thug/criminal, it's cause she's "ready to settle down". That or she's using you until the next thug/criminal comes around.

>>76323975 (OP)
The women at church give me hugs.

>>76329487
>isn’t gay because it’s FtM
still gay faggot

>>76332369
>don’t even look up in her direction
Been there done that brother

>>76332465
well she’s 20 and both expressed we want something serious, hence why she kept asking me what our status was. i do have a ‘bad boy’ look (jacked, motorcycle, handsome according to her) but am pretty relaxed and chill on the inside.

>>76331105
i wanted to call you a finook but realizing that she was likely to become very invested is respectful. good on you anon

>>76323975 (OP)
It feels good to progress. I'm at the point where people recognize how fit I am and see the change in me. But what good is it if my dick isn't big enough? I go out and meet women who clearly show an interest in me and I can't pursue them because I know I couldn't perform as well as they expect me to. It's annoying and it sucks you can't change this

>>76333580
You should fuck men

>>76332465
Are you insane?

Literally moments ago as I was microwaving meal 2 a coworker started talking to me about my mealprep and I mentioned that I wanted to be big enough that people would wonder natty or not, and he laughed and said I was pretty damn big already. Then I was talking about how I did it wrong and I should have dieted down from being a fatty and then started lifting instead of trying to recomp and he said that he's noticed a ton of fat come off my face since I started at this job.

Not exactly getting eye banged by a cashier or whatever but it's the first mire I think I've ever got that was more than being asked to spot somebody in a mostly full gym

>>76326873
We were all at college together. He married her.
I can do better - she's fat now.

>>76327310
>>like the Reacher's Back promo
>I don't blame you anon, the guy is genuinely my goal body.
pic was the post

>>76333580
>isn’t big enough
Does this mean ‘below average’ or ‘teeny weeny’?
If the former, you’re probably fine and just in your head about it. Some women will no doubt be disappointed by it, but if you’re sensual and try to please you’ll be okay.
If the latter, then that will be more of a problem, but you can still find someone if you’re willing to really work hard to please them.
t. fag with women friends

>going for a jog in the park
>my girlfriend is hanging out with her friend here
>catch up with them later
>shirtless
>her friend: "Wow anon you look so good"
>be nonchalant
>gf has a smug smile
>fucks my brains out later that day

>>76323975 (OP)
I'm late 40s. Young Girl (maybe 22?) at gym said i was "clean as fuck". What does that mean? I took it as a mire.

>>76333946
clean makes me think good skin and lean (and maybe hairless), but it might also be just a substitute for "fine"

>>76333991
IDK, we were next to each other at machines, got to talking. She asked my age, I told her and she said "Damn, you clean as fuck". I thanked her and then felt old because i had no idea what she meant.

>>76333999
very likely she meant that you look significantly younger than your age then

>>76333999
>damn, you clean as fuck
Boomer out here colonizing the gym

>>76323975 (OP)
Some dude was staring at my chest as I was walking out the grocery store. It took him a few seconds to notice that I was watching him do it. When he noticed his head snapped away as if someone pulled his leash.

>>76333699
I see you're a fellow old fart, not much competition for fit guy status at our age is there?

>>76336058
>I see you're a fellow old fart, not much competition for fit guy status at our age is there?

True - by my age most men have given up hope, piled on the weight, don't do any meaningful sport and still drink beer (the worst).
Younger wife needs be kept happy - even if it kills me.

>>76327825
>>76327829
You're both low IQ nigger trash and probably like 19

>little sister has to draw the family as animals and write an essay explanation
>she drew me as a bear cause I'm big, strong and hairy
She drew my dad as a housecat and my mom as a tiger btw

>>76336507
God forbid a man messing around with a horny teenager
nigger appeal so post hands

>>76337220
kek based imouto

>>76337220
it never began for dadcels

>>76324122
>>be fat fuck
>>constantly called fat fuck by family members and a gym addicted friend
>>say fuck it and go to gym and fix diet
based

>>76325676
>flexing dating a pancha
Americans are weird

>>76324122
rip only granny mires matter

>>76333580
>>76333734
This anon is right. You can usually work around it.
On that note - learn to eat the pussy, faggot. It's the ultimate cheat code for making her cum

>>76329487
Post the trannies for evaluation

>make some progress but not a lot cuz i have hard time making consistent progress in gym (am lazy fuck)
>every time i try to get super motivated i remember i got fucked over genetically (short, balding, narrow frame, etc.) and i cant push myself beyond
>still make some progress
>out with frens one day
>one of them looks at me for a while
>says "you look nice" with a smile on his face
i liked that moment. there is also another one
>hanging out with girl
>she says she notices my arms get bigger
>i say thanks but theres not a lot of energy in it and it sounded like she was just being polite
>she asks whats wrong
>i open up a bit on how i dont really feel attractive and how even if i lift a lot ill still be smaller than most men and blablabla
>she nods and says shes sorry for bringing it up
>we move on
yeah ik talking about feelings with women is stupid shit but theyre not going to fuck me anyways so might as well do what i want

>>76338482
this but NEVER eat pussy with a high body count. better to leave her unsatisfied than run the risk of throat cancer

>>76340234
>yeah ik talking about feelings with women is stupid shit but theyre not going to fuck me anyways so might as well do what i want
Nonetheless you shouldn't even open yourself up to women.

>>76326507
>and giving me the look.
the look?

>>76340253
they all have high body counts so you shouldn’t eat pussy in general

>>76325676
how true is pic related?

>>76329487
how do you even find FtMs to fuck?

>>76340234
>Waaah I got fucked over by life I'm short snd incel and bald and no one likes me
>My friends said
>I was hanging out with a girl
I swear some retards crave to feel bad about themselves

>>76330127
Yeah I had a friend who's a lazy sob (even tho he likes the gym) and left a GF because she kept trying to motivate him to be his best. Like motivate him to go to gym, hike, bike etc. Be active. And he wanted a lazy do nothing gf

>>76325867
Some day anon... Someday it will happen to me

>>76342900
Lol he's fucked

How long till I get mires?
I've been lifting 1.5 years, made some progress, but only family says I look better.

>supermarket grocery haul
>beautiful blonde girl and her mid friend keep looking at me
>too much of a coward to approach her
>a while later cross each other again, she looks straight at me and smiles
I hate being anti social.

>>76343040
fuuuuck you should’ve asked that mid girl out lol

>go to waterpark with some friends
>cut hitting nice + pump from gym sesh
>right as I enter a park some hot girls pass and look me up and down
>several times while waiting for rids girls would blatently stare at me
>one girl passed by right next to me and despite making eye contact several times she kept eye fucking my pecs and abs
feels fucking good man

>>76343137
Bro

>really enjoyed our date anon ... youre smart, funny, super good looking, so I just don't understand why I don't want to be with you
Uhhh m-mired ??

>>76343734
genius level IQ rejecting honestly. bet she practiced this before

>>76323975 (OP)
I only get mires from jailbait underage girls 15-19
it's weird cause women my age and over act like am invisible

>>76343756
you probably look like a little boy

>>76326862
>>late shift so all the management is gone
>>conversations get sexual and racist
God how i miss them. The midnight to 4am conversations that covered literally everything was one of the best parts of the job i worked

>>76343773
Hell yeah brother that’s how I lost my virginity to the chubby co-worker in the freezer

>>76324027
>hindu nuffin
No saar i did not do the needful saar

>>76344177
hindu nuffin. funniest shit ever

>>76324122
Based granny, F for her

>>76324997
Based goofer
Bet that couple has a good story for their wedding day now

>>76324027

>>76324027
Careful dude

>>76326201
So are you bisexual? Seems you enjoy the attention from both men and women

>>76329487
Theyre gonna double anal you

>>76344198
hey, man. a mire is a mire. you take it from every where you can get as a man. doesn’t have to be a bisexual thing

>>76337220
>she drew me as a bear cause I'm big, strong and hairy
Your sister knows youre gay

>>76342900
Thats pathetic. Hopefully that woman finds someone who isn't so cringe and lame

>>76344222
Yes but that anon specifically stated that he was queer. So i was curious.
I dont have a problem getting mires from men but i am straight so it doesnt mean anything aside from a compliment

>>76344240
i’ve left women after seeing what their ex bf’s look like. you didn’t even try to have standards. disgusting. if i were to ever get cucked at least be good looking. i wouldn’t be mad if Francisco Lachowski fucked my girl in the ass. game is game

>>76326201
What if she’s that comfortable with you to let you sleep over because you’re gay anon. That goes for all the compliments received too. Women are hella friendly if they think you’re gay. I’ve gotten away with sexual assaulting women this way

>>76325676
>the first white guy

>>76325676
>first white guy
How many millimeters of nigger dick has she taken?

>>76325232
>what do they even have in common
This is roastie cope. We don't date women for their riveting insight

>>76325232
>>76325213
a roastie wrote this

>>76325232

>>76325896
>her dating history has been quite toxic
What is the common denominator in all her failed relationships?

>>76325896
>her dating history has been quite toxic

>>76344380
>>76344383
from what i’ve learned she had a messy childhood and gravitated towards troubled men. i’m no exception in that regard, i post here after all. she claims she learned for her past mistakes. also she has legit diagnosed ‘tism so im a little more lenient i guess.

>>76344978
kek even her mom knows. she wants you to tame her daughter

>>76344978
>gravitated towards troubled men.
She's bad at judging people, so that will also happen during the relationship. She can be easily swayed even while in a relationship, she will cheat

I went to the bookstore today and a man told me that's I'm pretty and that's it's nice to find someone reading.
Told him my age and we parted amicably, but it was still nice to get hit on, especially at the end of the day when I'm tired and messy.
Oh and a girl at the beach complimented my abs on Friday

Girl working at the grocery store smiled at me. I usually have a resting bitch face but I couldn't help but smile back.
She was probably one of those special needs they hire but it doesn't matter

>>76345925
Hey if she's Down, I'm down

>>76344194
FUCKING SAVED!

For real though, these types are everywhere now.

I've been getting with this new woman and she was impressed I could carry her around her room and grabs/comments on my thick arms a lot.

And yesterday at the gym, this old dude doing like 15lb preacher curls gave me a thumbs up after I finished a set of tricep extensions and said 'you're really kicking ass!'

Feels so fucking good, man. I'm still a bit fat but feels amazing to be stronger.

>>76324027
why would you ask her for digits if you didnt even have a conversation with her?
start with talking her like a normal person, creep.

>>76344978

>t. 5'10

>>76348434
manlets having sex now. she must be asian

>>76348434
damn i envy you both, just typing and communicating without playing games or acting like edgy aloof teenagers or trying to impress, just simple stating of facts and asking questions only the most necessary amound of text, nothing more. I hope i dont come acroos as too autistic, but i wish every human would communicate like both of you, but its such a drag, especially with women mostly. Please treasure her, its rare to come across something like that

>>76325676
>meet latina qt
>start dating somewhat seriously
Step 1 was already dangerous, step 2 is the bullet in the gun in this metaphorical russian roulette. It's over. Say bye bye to your gains and mental wellness.

>>76348484
This is typical fuck buddy conversation devoid of any soul using each other purely for sex but it’s understandable that’s an autist’s wet dream

>>76348484
>I hope i dont come acroos as too autistic

autist.......

Last week I was on a long run in the forest and right at the beginning as I was running past a family their ~toddler-age son shouted "Nice Muscles!"

In general everyone in public is a lot nicer to me than they used to be IDK if that counts as a mire but it feels cool.

> do a run in 25+ degrees
> freeballing and a wearing tanktop because of the heat
> come across 2 older women
> "that's what we like to see"
> don't know if it's about my physique, my free roaming balls or just me running

Don't know if it counts as a mire but I had a bazillion chinks at the hotel I was staying at in Thailand wanting take pictures we me since I look like the quessential snownigger.

>>76327014
I remember this thread kek gayest fucking response ever

>>76323975 (OP)
>Post your mires.
Girl stared at me for like a minute from ten feet away. Don't ask age.

>at the gym, taking off my shoes in front of a yoga class while the previous class is leaving
>a guy on his way out says I look like sabertooth (I clarified that he didnt mean the liev schrieber version) or like "someone who could totally fuck up a bunch of people really quickly"

>>76350683
>Don't ask age
Can you at least post a two-dimensional picture of a female to give us an idea of what she might have looked like so we can guess her age?

>>76326487

She wanted to fuck. You does the ball there, buddy

>on vacation with friends
>talking late with one of the girls
>"I shouldn't ruin this. If I make a move now it will look awkward."
>Ghoulish friend proceeds to spend the rest of the trip attached to me at the hip so I can't spend any time with the girls. Keeps bringing up how the girls were talking about my body at the pool.
>Other friend texts me after the trip, "So you're not into Sarah? She said she wanted to kiss you but you didn't do anything."

I'm ready to die now.

>>76351490
Many such cases

>>76340234

You gotta stop being so hard on yourself, bromigo. This self wallowing pity party for yourself shit is not attractive at all, and it has never gotten anybody further in life ever in the entire history of humanity.

Congrats on the gains. Keep at it. Other people are already noticing. Clean up your diet, dial in a routine, make small short term goals, make big long term goals, and get fackin joosy. Being bald, short, and small framed doesn't mean you give up.

>go to friends wedding (mexican)
>dancing on floor, notice a pretty skinny latina in a tight dress and with her hair up
>think its must be my friends cousin or something
>joke to my friends that I'd like to get in on that
>have to physically stop my friends from saying something to her on my behalf and me spilling spaghetti

>later that night, after the bars the wedding group stops at a pizza place and lo and behold she sits right next to me
>start chatting her up being goofy get her linkedin
>while im at the bathroom she's apparently talking to one of my friends gfs, "omg who is that, im in love with him"
>We end up going to another bar at 2 am bar just me and a wingman to play pool
>she grabs my ass on my way up the stairs, squeezing my hands
>turns out this chick is lesbian and her girlfriend (white average alt chick but not some fat butch) comes over
>gf tries to act aggressive but I lower her defenses by being super nice to her too
>gods smile upon me and I sink 4 in a row despite being ass at pool and barely able to stand
>say my goodbyes after we leave, they're both wooing at me as they walk off

next day all the girls had started talking that I was landing a threesome after the wedding. she found and added me on instagram

normally Im inclined to think lgbt shit is kind of gross and I'm not into threesomes but this is one I think if the situation were to arise I wouldnt be particularly upset with this experience

>>76351490
You have to assert yourself and ask her out regardless of who's hanging around you anon.

>>76323975 (OP)
>be me
>at a friend's house party, socializing, meeting people
>meet this guy and his girlfriend, make chitchat over drinks
>dude asks me how I know the rest of the group
>i tell him mostly from the gym, i made friends with one of the guys and he introduced me to the rest of the group
>dude replies "yeah, makes sense, y'all have pretty good bodies"
>his gf nods in agreement and does a flex

I started lifting less than a year ago, I know they were probably just being nice, but it still feels good to get complimented. wagmi bros.

>>76351490
> gets to know for sure that a girl is into him
>despairs
nigga just ask her out "because you didn't get to spend much time together during the trip" or whatever, sure getting with her while on vacation would have been nicer but at the end of the day you just delayed things a bit

>be swimming in the morning because right now im jobless
>have to wait for an older lady to finish showering before hopping into the water
>she apologizes for the waiting time, i say no worries, a bit smalltalk and i go swimming few rounds
>after i get out, i have to wait for shower again because she went out a bit before me coincidentally.
>she said what a coincidence and sorry for the wait again
>i say no worries ive got all the time in the world to wait, because im jobless right nw, thats why i can swim on this beautiful morning
>she says that figures and asks what i did
>i tell her mainly landscaping, wallbuilding and bricklaying
>she says but im looking pretty good and build and muscular, cant just be the work for that body
>i answered that i workout a bit too, mainly pullups and shit, and now started swimming and try to do more stretching because i already feel the years of work in my back, hips and knees and shoulders.
>her reply was that i should better start know if i feel it already as a younger person, take that advice from an old lady
>i thanked her for the advice, wished her a good day and went on

>>76352700
did you hit the grussy?

>>76352713
nah i didnt

>walk past a dude fixing his bike
>He looks at me gives me a thumbs up and says "you look like you eat alot of chicken rice and broccoli"
T-thanks bro

>>76352698
sounds like he’s a teenager

>>76352407
Having to bang her mid white gf in order to get a taste of her Mexican taco. Misión: Imposible

Just rizzed up this 9/10 snowbunny at the gym and fucked her the same day. God i love being lean

>>76352792
>pdate] [Auto] No new posts
even more of a reason to not beat himself up, fumbling is normal at that age and a teenage girl with a crush isn't gonna forget about him a week later so no damage was done

>>76352792
No, it's worse.

>>76352672
My girlfriend and I flirt with other guys at parties to see if they’ll take the bait for a threesome. So far it’s only worked on women. I think the guys are too afraid to try hitting on her with me right there

>>76324027
america is a weird place.

>>76353148
this. in Balkans it’s normal to chat up 14 year olds when you’re over 30

>>76353108
>I think the guys are too afraid to try hitting on her with me right there
maybe, but also most men don't find 2m1f threesomes appealling

>>76351490
>It's complicated
Just be mysterious about it. Getting rejected made the chick horny after you. If your lucky her I have to make this guy mine mission starts

>>76353189
that’s not a rejection tho

>>76353108
Sure, I wouldn't flirt with a girl with her boyfriend present not so much out of fear but out of respect. But I'm also not too keen on the idea of having a threesome with another dude I don't know. The dude would have to be a close friend to me, and even then I'd think twice about it.

>>76353539
>The dude would have to be a close friend to me
that's even worse if the chick involved is his girlfriend, would just make things awkward in the future. Good friend + random girl is the only viable scenario imo and even then I'd probably rather just bail and leave the girl to my bro unless she's unbelievably hot

>>76353539
black guys run trains on women with their friends all the time and they’re extremely homophobic. ain’t no fun if the homies can’t have none

>>76353564
Yeah, I agree.
>>76353567
kek

you niggas now have me thinking this couple might be swingers, since I also have a gf and she was present at the party, and the dude invited us several times to his place to smoke weed and shit. His gf was like a 5 or 6/10 with huge knockers, but the dude wasn't at all /fit/ or even handsome by any standards. I probably wouldn't go for it either way, I got enough shit going on in my life already.

>>76340234
christ even on fit you open with a paragraph about what a loser you are

excude positivity my friend, especially when a fucking woman compliments you

>at the gym
>older lady asks for help moving a bar
>hand it to her
>"you're a big strong boy"
>mfw

>staying at my younger f cousin's in ireland
>walking around dublin
>group of young lads say "guardai" quietly to each other as they see me
>basically IDing me as a plain clothes police officer (im not)
>tell me cousin later
>she says "well you're very..."
>makes a gesture with her hands indicating that I'm very broad
>makes a sound with her mouth that indicates that I'm very dense
>mfw

>>76344383
>saving an AI generated cartoon from twitter from an account called "degeneracy watch"
>posting it on 4chan

yeah you fucking showed those degenerates, out there living their life. fucking pricks am I right?

I always looked pretty DYEL under normal clothing despite working out for years, but this last year after getting wrapped up in my wife divorcing me, I put less time into the weights and more food was lower protein. So I have less muscle mass, but haven't put on any inches in the waist nor lost any.

I notice I'm getting more mires than ever and I can only imagine it is due to age. I'm 33 and always had a younger face, but now look my age after the stress. This last Sunday a hot 22 year old waiter stood by our table for 15 minutes laughing at my jokes. Walking down the street in my city passing hundreds of women will always result in a lot making prolonged eye contact, usually the 20 somethings and the older ladies in their 40's eyeing me up and down.

Of course it's women so nothing means anything and I won't approach to give them my number, but sometimes I will make conversation with them. I've yet to get any numbers, so either it's probably my personality because I must be delusional. Fine by me, modern women are usually more trouble than they're worth so I'd rather be alone in my delusion than be going around cold approaching women who begrudgingly give me the time of day for their entertainment.

>>76353851

Pardon my lack of green text, I always forget and just start writing.

>>76353869

>Be me, 33m 6', 190lbs
>DYEL for years, wife divorced me recently, sad feelings lead to poor eatings
>same weight, less muscle
>stress aged my juvenile face to look my age
>hot wait staff now laugh at my jokes and linger at table
>women on street look me up and down
>hot lady cop approaches me unnecessarily to make jokes to me, not to ask questions
>ghetto chick pulls over and yells out her car window "damn boy you fine!"
>38 year old woman in grocery store starts flirting, gets really bitchy when I don't pick up on it
>college girl dressed to the 9s stares at me the entire time she walks by

>>76353851
The guy’s perception might be skewed, but calling it delusional depends on how much he’s exaggerating or misinterpreting social cues. He’s noticing more attention from women, which he attributes to aging and looking more mature post-divorce. This could have some basis—33 isn’t old, but a more seasoned appearance can attract certain demographics, like younger women seeking maturity or older women appreciating confidence. His examples, like the waiter lingering and laughing or women making eye contact, could indicate genuine interest, but these are also ambiguous social interactions. A waiter might just be friendly for tips, and eye contact doesn’t always mean attraction; it could be curiosity, politeness, or just random.

His claim of getting “more mires than ever” without concrete outcomes (like dates or numbers) suggests he might be overreading signals or projecting confidence that doesn’t translate to action. His reluctance to approach women and his dismissive view of “modern women” as trouble could point to a mix of insecurity, bitterness from his divorce, or a defense mechanism to avoid rejection. This mindset might be holding him back more than his personality—self-fulfilling prophecy stuff. If he’s not approaching or escalating, he’s not testing his assumptions, so he’s stuck in a loop of interpreting glances as validation without real evidence.

This hot chick at the gym made eye contact with me for 0.2 microseconds as she walked by, but when I approached her she gave me the cold shoulder. What gives?

>>76353967

She liked what she saw, but didn't like what she heard.

Started a new job last week. all the old ladies greet me with a hello and smile at me while quickly looking up&down at me. the young hot girls walk past me looking down at the floor while biting their lips and trying not to smile. my supervisor who couldn't be older than 27 and is a qt3.14 always looks me in the eyes a little longer than she should be whenever she tells me anything (she always finds me just to tell me some small things but we still somehow make small talk and she tries to be quirky/flirty about it). on Thursday I was paired with a group of 3 other guys, guy A said to guy B, "damn bro why you puffing out your chest all of a sudden" and everyone laughed. ik I still have to cut down (my normal weight used to be 130-140lbs but am now at 160lbs while being 5ft6in at 34 years old, I’m a khhv but it still feels good getting mires especially from young hot girls. feelsgoodman WAGMI

>>76323975 (OP)
>be me, doing dumbbell incline presses
>resting between sets, staring blankly ahead
>old woman in 60-70s comes up
>"I'd stare at myself too," she says
>wut.jpg
>"If I was as handsome as you, I would stare at myself in the mirror too."
>Ohh thanks, chuckling. I was just zoning out.
>Bit more small talk, she goes on her way
>Did not bang

>>76354000
bro, at that height and with that face, the only looks you're getting are pity, I'm being honest and not trying to diss you at all

women do notice dudes that look like you, they would all make fun of them to me even though I never engaged. Do you understand? Women find your height repulsive, and you being buff only makes it worse. I've actually had arguments with women I was sleeping with after they've made fun of such men, there's no reason to it, you can be a great guy, but they are repulsed by your looks.

the fact that you are this buff and the fact that you posted yourself in this threads tells me that you are delusional. At your height being buff is useless, women don't find you more attractive and you can't beat a taller man. Invest points into other things, or travel to a country where people are shorter, you won't make it here by betting on looks

>grocery store employee girl glaces at me everytime I walk past her
>Said a "hello" with a slight smile (unsure if simple courtesy)
I've seen her in the store before, but this is the first time I've noticed her actually looking at me. Everytime I went past her and looked at her, she was looking at me too. Does this count as a mire? I'm an aspie, by the way

>>76354020
He barely looks 28 and you're balding. Are these two posts even serious? What the fuck,

>>76354072
I had the same experience until I lingered in aisle for a little too long and she called a security guard to pat me down

>>76354087
The difference is that I live in Europe, not in a third world country

>>76323975 (OP)
>omw to close out chest day with quick calf leg presses
>there's a guy on the machine already doing regular leg press execution, i ask him to take turns with same weight (530lb/240kg)
>have headphones on but see he has a surprised expression when i start moving it
>gym instructor (30-ish skinny girl) behind us turns and says to ~24yo pawg who is doing hip thrusts next to her: "what!? how is he moving that much so easily?" and similar things, again didn't get much of it bc blasting linkin park on headphones
>i finish my set and go laugh about it with them
>pawg points at my calves and goes: "not for nothing, look how big they are!"
>tell her she should see my mother's, hers are triple the size with close to zero exercise
>"oh yeah, how do moms get like that just from cleaning and cooking? it's absurd!"
>laugh it off and go grab my bag
>see her glancing at me and blushing a bit on my way out

>>76354116
Les you forget you’re an aspie. Ask her out, I dare you. See what happens

>>76354122
why didn’t you fuck her

>>76354122
It's fun to pretend huh

>>76354140
I'm a shy guy
>>76354141
What makes you think it was made up?

>>76353108
Gay

>>76354153
530lb calf leg presses, untrained mother with calves triple the size, blasting Linkin Park in headphones in 2025

>>76353108
unless you an actual cuck, your girlfriend doesn't respect you one bit. had a friend who did the same thing talkin about how secure he is. The girl ended up cheating on him several times but each time it happened he would explain how she was forced. eventually that lie couldn't hold up after so many times.
dont be tricked into being a cuck by telling yourself you are secure anon

>>76354164
First two are genetics, third is taste

>>76354153
>>76354171
post calves. i need to see what kind of calf can move that much and be complimented

>>76354183
Sorry, i took pictures but realized I'm too paranoid to post my room and don't want to go through the trouble of covering everything up on paint. Just googled good calves and picked the one that resembled mine the most. No crazy definition, just good insertions.

Sexy ass 19 y/o called me a very beautiful man randomly on snapchat

>>76354611
I’m 36 forgot to say

>>76354611
why didn’t you screenshot it for us

>>76354611
There’s this new trend on TikTok where the girl snaps every guy calling them a very beautiful man to see their reaction and then laugh about it

>>76354624

>>76342208
What exactly is pic related communicating?

>>76354738
>>76354611
Tiktok isn't real Anon. Beautiful girls with options don't just random fall in love with anonymous manlets online

>>76354784
What?

>>76354784
>that
>beautiful girl
She's not even mid, you can tell she's fatter too.

>>76354170
Wanting another man to fuck your girlfriend definitely falls into the category of cuckholding

>>76355023
not true

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>>76353157
Aren't the balkans muslim though? They literally fuck little kids.

>>76356821
yeah the age of consent is 14

>>76329143
She wants cock not to marry you retard.

>>76342999
do you actually put yourself in situations where people can mire? i.e. go out in public?

>>76323975 (OP)
Video call a filipina that I met on bottled. Undress and show her rock hard cock. She starts showing her tits and ass, i cum after 10 minutes of stroking. She says I love your cock but your body is super hot too. Be happy and continue working out

>>76325232
Fuck off i fucked a 19 yo when I was 30. Shit is cash, sex and love is the universal language of the world

>>76356949
and she was likely mid or fat as hell grandpa

>>76326201
You're a little fag aren't you

>>76327310
He abuses roids very heavily tho. He's gonna die in 5 years

>>76356955
Kek no she was a petite black teen with perky tits. I might be old but I'm still rocking Dumbo, I do muay thai and bjj, i ride a kawasaki, I host sluts on couchsurfing and then bang them. No need to be jelly

>>76357004
>black
makes more sense now

>Be lieutenant in the Navy
>Checking in on my guys near the end of the day
>I'm a nerd designator in charge of nerd enlisted but one of them is putting together a package to go to BUD/S and try to be a SEAL
>He says he has a question
>"Sir do you know how far it is from [base landmark X] to [base landmark Y]?"
>"Never measured it, probably about two miles. Why?"
>"I was just gonna run it today after work and figured if anybody here actually runs it'd be you"

>>76330090
what a fag. At least fuck the slut you retardo

>>76330427
you dolt she literally gave you the green light. push harder and grab her by the pussy next time

>>76333580
anon there are webms on gif of whores measuring their pussies and show average pussy depth is 4 inches. youre not a chinese are you ? you can satisfy any slut if you put in the work

>>76342175
jokes on you my indonesian and vietnamese and kazakh gfs were all virgins

>>76343734
hint she doesnt like you. or you got a 2 inch pecker or chinese. same thing really

>>76357258
I get your point but using the unaroused pussy's depth as proof makes no sense since it can stretch much more than that

>>76351490
JUST MAKE MOVES YOU FUCKING RETARDS. WOMEN LIKE ASSERTIVE AND SEXUAL MEN

>>76352407
they wont fuck you negro. she probably thought you were gay

>>76353108
reminder there really are men like this in the world. proud cucks who take sexual pleasure in pimping their gf. 6 years ago fucked a 55 yo mother and apparently her husband knew she was coming to my place. I was 25 at the time, shit was cash, amazing mouth game and fucked her raw too

>>76354000
my dude... they are pitying you. they dont wanna fuck you

>>76354611
its a new moronic trend. they make fun of incels after. no young girl says beautiful man they all say he is so hot or fuck me daddy etc

>>76357359
kek young women are comically evil sometimes

>>76357304
no pussy becomes 7 or 8 inches deep. it can stretch yeah but one or two inches tops depending on wetness and arousal. hint all those porn cocks are either plastic fake sleeves that they put on or they cut the ligaments with surgery and add tissue. thats why so many dudes in porn cant get a proper erection its always half mast. never the dicks look up, even with the copious amount of viagra they consume

>>76357362
as they have always been. once the 17 yo girl i was seeing lied to her parents saying she was in a language course during summer but she spent a full 3 weeks in my place getting her holes stretched. video calling them on my bed while i fingered her pussy. im in yurop so young girls have a lot of freedom here

>>76357368
This is 100% true.
https://unravelingsize.wordpress.com/

>>76357377
when we were 17 a girl told her parents that two buddies of mine (who were her friends) had drugged her after her parents had caught her coming home drunk. She rectified this the next day thankfully but her dad still refused to speak to them for over a year lol