Thread 714434674

Where are the good Steven Universe games?

>>714434674 (OP)
>SU if it was actually based.

>>714434674 (OP)
The ending and overall progression of this show was probably one of the most disappointing things in cartoon history.

My sister told me this show is coming back? I don't really care, I never even bothered to finish that last part

>>714435295
SU: 6/10
SU if Pearl Naked: 10/10

>>714434674 (OP)
Only someone who's brain has been addicted to porn for over a decade could find this normal.

>>714435803
Someone post that furry art where a bird guy is drinking some beer and it's pouring out like fucking cum

>>714435803
The sweat on her glasses? What am I supposed to be mad at?

>>714434674 (OP)
Amethyst is the only attractive character. go ahead and disagree with me

The couple of Paper Mario clones I played weren't too bad. I played Attack the Light and Save the Light. The former was solid, although became trivial after unlocking the bubble. The latter expanded on the mechanics, but was fairly short. Never played the third one, though.

>>714436995
>best shapeshifting abilities
>can turn into a supermodel with a pulsating pussy and like 50 boobies

>>714437407
But I love her as her

damn. dazzi let herself go.

>>714437451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drbpP3tNhPc&list=RDdrbpP3tNhPc

How can they sweat when they're hardlight constructs?

>>714434674 (OP)
What the fuck is the appeal of this show? I mean how did it garner such a sizable adult-ish fanbase that I still see so many fan arts about it?

It seems like if someone deliberately tried to make the absolute most un-cool action series, with everything looking super soft, every edge removed, and even the premise of the show is just so fucking random. Why the hell would anyone who isn't a little kid would watch this over other shows

>>714437721
They're doing it for the human male the three are dating who is off camera. They know he thinks it is hot

I remember liking this show when I was younger because it was cute but things got kind of shit after they saved that giant gem ball in the earth's core. Also all the gems after the blue girl were pretty shit.

>>714438014
It had potential for greatness only for them to fumble it in the end

>>714434674 (OP)
Just make your own Steven Universe game.

Did kids and autists really find this show cool? It looks like some calarts garbage during the height of the woke movement, and the MC is a fat, ugly kid.

>>714438014
It was coming off of the long-running hype from Adventure Time, but did more with plans of long-term character development and lore mysteries from the get-go.

Plus it had some cute musical numbers.

>>714438425
What was great about it? Everytime I caught a scene of it it was so unremarkable

>>714436995
she looks like a stonetoss character

>>714438014
It's like MLP but more serious and gay

I fuckin hated Gravity Falls

>>714437721
the show says hard-light constructs a lot but given steven it's more of hard-light biology

>>714438636
and with none of it developed properly because the show would have like 2-3 episodes that explored a character's backstory and then 2-5 of filler then a break and so you had to wait several weeks, even months for another crumble of story progression.

>>714434674 (OP)
Save the Light was okay.

>>714438893
I liked it but it really felt like I missed out by missing all the theorycrafting that came before the show ended.

this thing ever got a game?

>>714434674 (OP)
Does this artist have an nsfw account?

>>714434674 (OP)
What program was this drawn in? I really want to steal those lineart settings.

>>714437308
All got delisted a year or two ago because the SU licenses ran out.

>>714436475
>that furry art where a bird guy is drinking some beer and it's pouring out like fucking cum
I know which pic you're talking about but I'm not sure it was a bird, I remember it as a bear but it's been a while since I've seen it

>>714439184
there was an rpg

>>714439996
it looks like a mobile game, i don't like steven universe but god damm, no franchise deserves the mobile treatment

>>714439007
No one liked the format where they dropped multiple new episodes all at once before going on hiatus. It made what would normally be a forgettable filler episode seem godawful because people waited six goddamn months for it.

>>714438014
>I mean how did it garner such a sizable adult-ish fanbase that I still see so many fan arts about it?
Literally just have a colorfun cast identifiable by very few elements and you've got yourself a fanbase of manchildren.

>>714440149
You should see the Adventure Time game.

>>714436573
It's the consistency of cum, not sweat. The way the drop is stressed downward so heavily from the weight to where it forms that indent in the center.

>>714438893
it was VERY good, but the ending was very weak

>>714441125
Only someone who's brain has been addicted to porn for over a decade could look at sweat and see it as cum.

>>714441125
Gee, you sure do know a lot about cum

>>714438636
>>714438636
i love Spinel

>>714441261
>it was VERY good
Only in your memory

>>714439996
stevonnie is such a fucking retarded workaround for a female lead that already has three of them and wanting steven to be on an undertale pacifist run at all times

>>714441261
>>714441978
mabel and Pacifica were cute

>>714438893
>>714441978
its had its moments
https://youtu.be/W7yFMVS8Smc?si=rMmVB8vD3gUbU0kZ

I thank science every day that the big bang didn't make me an adulting /co/mblr faggot. The last western cartoon I watched unironically was like Flapjack or Chowder or some shit 15 years ago. Redditbob season 1 to the movie will forever be the peak of this cursed medium.

>>714438014
Potentialman: the show, basically
The only "fans" left are guys who want to fuck the gems and gays who are contractually obliged to like it

>>714442453
>left are guys who want to fuck the gems
literally me

>>714442413
Live action Flapjack was fire.

>>714438893
Stan was the only good thing about it

>>714438014
Comfy show with good world building and characters.
Lots of mystery and the gem aliens are interesting.

>>714441847
She loves you

>>714436995
Couldn't agree more

>>714438976
steven is unique and doesn't follow any of the normal rules

>>714442351
I'm really surprised censors let them get away with that

>>714436995
>attracted to a canon and literal shit eater
ayy lmao

>>714435803
>Is that an incomplete line?! Disgusting perverts!!

>>714439595
So they just killed a game because they only had a limited license for the IP? I hate this gay earth.

>>714443454
You are a disgusting freak and youre just mad someone's calling you what your father shouldve called you years ago.
Stop watching porn.

>>714443361
Which episode does she do that in?

>>714443625
Your brain is severely fucked up if you look at an incomplete line used to signify liquid and your first thought is "I bet they wanted to make that look like cum to tempt me!".
You are projecting hard.

>>714434674 (OP)
Why is this shitty gay cartoon thread still here? Mods come on this is not a game.

>>714441538
Yeah, I draw R18. I'm a fossil though so I have the ancient esoteric knowledge of not letting it leak into SFW.

>>714437407
Why do you need 50 boobies? You only have 2 hands.

>>714443192
no as in given the circumstances of steven's birth, canonically rose quartz grew a human reproductive system to carry him to term

>>714441125
Nice schizo observation, thanks for the self-report.

>>714438014
it has some neat ideas and world building at the start, problem is as they actually started to uncover more of the mystery the worst it became

>>714443185
earth shattering sex with amethyst.
this show is in a weird spot of me unironically really love some parts and genuinely not liking alot more parts, and it's not like a a hatred dislike or anything it's more of a "ah..." type of feeling.
but all things about this show my favorite is that gems are cannonically weak to cock

>>714438014
It had potential to be the next Powerpuff Girls but writers refused to accept the fact that sometimes violence is the only answer.

>>714434674 (OP)
my penis could 100% shatter them and i would like to see them prove otherwise

It needs a trainer game like Rouge Like Evolution.

>>714438014
it has some kinda interesting concepts and potential and it's very gay which attracts a certain demographic a lot. I only made it through 4 1/2 seasons before bailing. It's probably the most feminine show I've ever seen with a male mc

>>714443874
I was thinking of a booby slip 'n slide with copious amounts of lube.

Post-road trip adult Steven.

Pointy nose sexo

>>714440149
The first one was a mobile game and was done extremely well.

Faggot universe is complete dogshit. It should be forgotten.

>>714445340
Sour grapes aren't becoming of you, anon.

>>714434674 (OP)
I salivate when thinking of what a character action or action adventure SU game might look light. It kind of goes against the show to beat the shit out of things, but man I want to smash some shit as a gem.

>>714443797
>"I bet they wanted to make that look like cum to tempt me!".
I just know what porn artists work looks like and its gross. Double that up with the kike steven universe characters and you have a true miasma of degenerate filth. Its practically no different than that spyro subway shit sandwich image. Sorry that calling it gross hurts your feelings, but im not actually sorry.

>>714445340
I dont know what was with Cartoon Network and all the gay propaganda they shat out during this era. These shows were all made by child molesting trannies and faggots.

>>714445861
Your post is gay propaganda because it's promoting the opinion of a faggot.

>>714445861
Jews sadly.

>>714445861
Pen Ward leaving Adventure Time is when it started

>>714435803
Well technically Gems dont wear clothes, they create their form so the glasses are still kinda her body.

>>714436995
The hottest is aquamarine

Gem butt size tier list?

>>714445707
You "know" because you yourself are what you are accusing others of being. You are fooling noone.
This isn't a "homophobes are secretly gay thing", this is a "NO NORMAL PERSON WOULD LOOK AT A SWEAT DROP AND THINK OF CUM, YOU RETARD" thing.

why is she so skinny, so sticklike, thats unwomanly

>>714435803
its the AI doing that

>>714443659
https://youtu.be/Uz2NUzgMvz8?t=19

>>714446931
This is cope. Your father shouldve beat your ass. Steven universe fags are pathetic.

>>714447248
I have never watched Steven Universe in my life.
Normal people don't look at sweat and think of cum.
End of discussion.

>>714434674 (OP)
I love lapises because they are footsluts.

I want to pleasure myself with their sexy blue feet they shamelesly show to everyone.

>>714434674 (OP)
Where is the good Steven Universe media?

>>714436995
I like Lapis and Blue Diamond

>>714443495
I thought it was weird too but I realized that it happens with all games made by non-WB Games Studios that use WB licenses. Just kind of weird that it'd happen for a trio of games for one of their bigger shows at the time.

Would you a canonical Lapis?

>>714447728
STOP KILLING GAMES

>>714448010
Yeah, that's my favorite ava on /ERP/.

>>714448106
>EU are the good goys!
>we should give them more power over what we can and can't do!

>>714447614
some of the lewds are decent. the bgm is actually pretty nice, i got that shit in my soundtracks hdd.
..that's about it, I believe.

>>714445395
>>714448131
Uuuoohhh... bluesex erotic!

what does blue skin taste like, bros...?

>>714448271
Nobody said anything about that. I'm just a little annoyed that a game was permanently kill because of some stupid IP licensing trash.
It's like if your favorite song got erased from existence because the song writer only bought a limited license to the bass line they used from another artist.

>>714434674 (OP)
I'm a cisgendered heterosexual male but I like Steven Universe.

>>714434674 (OP)
I swear, in every picture of this smug cunt there is online she's making an "I know something YOU don't know" face.

>>714447341
>Normal people don't look at sweat and think of cum.
Im not the one who said that but he's definitely right. Good analogy to compare it to furry porn too.

>>714448681
She looks like a downie

>>714448271
>EU regulation killed nexus
hmmm.... it's almost like goberment regulation is... le bad!

>>714435496
The show should be remade with
>Actual other alien empires for the gems to war with
>Townies get minimal, if any focus
>Lapis and Peridot living with the rest as full CGs without the gay barn shenanigans
>The yandere Lapis and Steven rape plotline the show was clearly building toward restored
>The diamonds actually fighting instead of essentially beating the CGs offscreen

>>714447341
Fun fact: Cum and sweat are actually the same thing apart from the sperm.

>>714445707
haha lol you can't stop thinking of cum

>>714448967
Even if you are a different guy, you have only admitted that you are also the kind of freak who who thinks of semen when he sees water. It is still pathetic.

>>714449237
No they are not.

>>714434674 (OP)
I would love to fuck the purple one
>t. someone who never watched the show but from the looks of it I would say all three are lesbian

>>714438014
it would have been good if the MC was white and the gems were all wooed into his harem

>>714449879
One of them is literally two bitches put together, one is definitely straight, and the other is a lesbian whose crush cucked her with a man, got pregnant by said man, and then decided to cease to exist.

>>714449879
only the black one and white one with the bird nose are lesbians. you picked the one that's into whoever and is implied to have fucked the main character's dad.

>>714449906
This is true.

>>714450012
oh.
I could never have known that. nice

>>714450012
>is implied to have fucked the main character's dad.
What? When did this happen? I fell out of the show a little after the whole cluster shit. If you're talking about them fusing, I also heard steven fused with his dad as the show got progressively more and more degenerate

>>714449530
I just thought it looked like creepy softcore porn, and im not the only one. W/e

>>714441125
This anon is right. It looks especially retarded with the full image. Sweat is clear, not pure white. If the sweat were directly on her white glasses, it would be fine, but it's dripping down and clearly should be in front of her skin.

>>714450291
It was in the episode where we found out they were really close after Rose died. Their relationship was very intimate and private and we find out that Steven's dad got traumatized because during something she turned into Rose. During a fight later that episode, she transforms again with the intention to hurt him emotionally because of an argument they were having.

>>714438014
>What the fuck is the appeal of this show?
For Jews, pedophiles, and homos? Alot.

>>714449772
Correct. It's a Rock Fact.

spinel > peridot > lapis >> pearl >>> the rest

>>714435496
Sugar, you were almost based. Why did you backpedal on this?

>>714438014
Still better than Cow and Chicken.

>>714450442
Oh yeah I watched that episode, I've never made the connection.

I CAN'T FUCKING TAKE IT ANYMORE
I'M GONNA DO IT

>>714448681
>>714448996
God she’s so fucking hot
I’m so jealous of Ian for smashing that but also Ian seems like a total bro so I’m happy for them both

>>714449237
all your body fluids are just filtered blood

>>714449906
he was white tho
he was just a fat fuck, can you name a fat protag that's popular? doesn't help that he was also a bitch

>>714450990
all your fluids are just tainted water

Cartoon Network went to shit when Yamauchi retired.

>>714451008
The DeMayo family are Ital*an and not white

>>714434674 (OP)
why is western art so overwhelmingly ugly? what happened

>>714451073
Why couldn’t Mighty Magiswords have just been Slayers Re-Generation XR

>>714438014
the character design is pretty good at times but the show itself is really fucking shit

>>714451073
Regular show single-handedly saves the guy at the right.

>>714451152
Something something Richard Williams.infograph

>>714448996
my first thought as well

>>714450954
pearl's like one of the biggest cucks in fiction and for what

>>714451362
yep, a cuckquean at that
sugar may be a talentless hack but i give her points for putting yuri ntr in a mainstream product

>>714451362
Not a bigger cuck in fiction than Star.

>>714451362
>>714451651
...but she raped garnet several times...

>>714451681
but she won in the end

>155 posts
>Obvious coomer thread for SU R34

Kek, fantstic job, mods.

>>714451362
I love Pearl..

>>714451734
Has any other character committed genocide after getting cucked?

>>714451681
give me a qrd on star, how does she measure up? i missed that entire shitshow

>>714451773
You aren't using this board to talk about video games so what do you care?

Amythest would be a freak, like she'd do whatever to you.

>>714451734
>literally unironically fixed by the cock
too based for this bitch of an earth

>>714451651
>>714451362
cuckqueaning is ultra based

Jasper best gem.

>>714451946
reminder that pearl + greg was supposed to be a thing.

also there were some cute official sketches made by the show artists with them getting on

>>714451857
Her love interest gets kissed in the mouth while she holds his hand.

Lily Orchard was 200% right about everything she said regarding Steven Universe.

Death to townies!

>>714438014
It was glownig propaganda show aimed at small children who don't know any better and Tumblrites who are obsessed with ugliness and virtue signaling.

>>714440149
its a paper mario clone

>>714451773
Is the SU R34 in the room with us right now?

>>714451681
>that one long ass fucking comic of Star/Marco slowly having sex in the bed and then in the shower that turned out to be really tender and affectionate by porn standards
Wonder if the dude who was still doing it or he gave up cause of all the in-universe NTR.

Is the movie good? I stopped watching when they got to the diamonds, but I always meant to pick it back up just to finish it.

>>714453467
Yeah. Mostly because it's very hard-carried by Spinel.

>>714453467
Its better than the epilogue. Its better than 99% of the show because it actually feels like an ongoing conflict against an antagonist rather than one episode condensing conflict then 10+ townie episodes or lore dumps.

>>714453467
It's the best thing to ever come out of the show.

blue sluits are best sluts

>>714454001
Steven literally wouldn't do this, he's a pussy.

>>714452074
>mfw there's official Rebecca Sugar artwork of Greg and Pearl fucking on Rule 34
Wild world, yeah? Probably one of the most sensical character relationships that cartoon could've had, but I suppose it was never meant to be with a show that so freely flirted with purity spiral types. Bisexuals who end up in heterosexual relationships are always among the first to be considered "not good enough" for the genderspecial crowd.

>>714434674 (OP)
Why is pearl's feet so big?

I always thought pearl was the hottest gem.

>>714438014
It tried to combine the "cutesy feel good show" of MLP with the violence and action of a boys cartoon while also aping the Adventure Time style. It tried to be something that was not compatible, and ended up being extremely lame. Not cutesy or feel good, and lacking any edge or daring to be violent, while not looking as good as Adventure Time.

>>714436995
You spelled Lapis wrong

>>714454001
Cum should be on their bare soles, not faces.

>>714454926
neck yourself

>>714434674 (OP)
>There are adults that actually unironically watch calarts bullshit
Legitimately hope everyone ITT kills themselves.

Pearl sex

>>714454707
Years ago I said SU should've been more like Animorphs with the whole alien warfare and child soldier angle. Steven should've found out theres more like him from gems who died and found human mates to make supersoldiers with. They should've said the Gem Empire sees the value in this and tried to take over Earth to experiment on humans to make hybrids of them with gems, which is how corruption happens. And it shoudlv'e been like ATLA as well, heavy on the effects of warfare and ongoing adventure.

Instead it was just random slice-of-life shit with gay space rock characters 24/7.

>>714455013
Seethe

Footfags can't even be assed to post good art

>>714447159
>good job steven
>nobody likes you BITCH!
every time

>>714434674 (OP)
Before I devolve into simping over sex with peridot I will say gay save the light is actually pretty fun if you enjoyed even a few episodes of the show

>>714458580
the upcoming spinoff really should have been all about her
who tf cares about that pink donut cuck?

Once years ago I walked in on my little brother watching Cartoon Network and those weird looking female characters from Steven Universe were in a commercial telling kids that the lightbulb was actually invented by a black man, not Thomas Edison, and that ancient Rome was actually black people. And that black people basically created everything ever.

That's all I know about Steven Universe.

>>714437407
>can turn into a supermodel with a pulsating pussy and like 50 boobies
>chooses to be fat and ugly

Houseki no Kuni did it better

Lots of futa stuff for SU R34 and it's great.

>>714460026
Transformations can break if the gem loses concentration, so I imagine it's not comfortable to hold for long periods of time even if Amethyst is naturally skilled at it. And we were shown that trying to forcibly change their base state to something that doesn't match them can screw gems up.
>>714460353
It was inevitable since it's quite literally canon that gems could do it if they wanted.

Honestly I thought fusions were really cool

>>714454591
To get my dick big, that's why, that and Pearls are naturally made for sex.

>>714461386
>make sure she is never seen again by getting Nicki Minaj to voice her
What was the thought process?

>>714463237
Why wouldn’t the stuck up cunt come back? This is why Estelle will always be better

>>714463562
Because they literally couldn't afford her.

>>714459456
The creator is quite the character, really on the nose

>>714449879
Red one (Garnet): literally 2 people in a relationship, no vacancies.
Purple one (Amethist): certified and accredited slampig, would probably fuck you for a large pizza.
White one (Pearl): grossed out by biological functions, would not even entertain the idea of sex with a human, except maybe for Greg or that one bitch who looks like her old slave owner turned crush whose death she couldn't get over for most of the show.
Over all, their race is entirely female as they are artificially made and don't reproduce, so in a way, they are all lesbian until a male from some other race enters the equation.

>>714451362
>Kris - Greg
>Susie - Rose Quartz
>Noelle - Pearl

>>714439184
>SU thread
>Toxotranny
pottery

>>714463696
they blew their budget on some of the vas. if im not mistaken the diamonds were all broadway stars.
the voices were sexo but they gave them nothing to work with. the musical numbers were so fucking ass, man.

>>714463984
Is this the thread?

>>714434674 (OP)
I'm absolutely shocked Steven wasn't gay

>>714464528
Steven doesn't even kiss or bang Connie. The worst part is he has a buff form and can level entire swaths of forest with his own strength but has the sexuality of a nu male.

>>714465127
Why do you lie?

>>714434674 (OP)
>towels in the sauna

>>714450440
samefag schizo, it's a stylistic choice how, when cartoon character's drool half the time the drool is the same color as skin tone, to give a melting effect.

>>714453113
he's doing the same but for Deku and Uraraka from MHA

>>714446294
This. The moment Sugar and Sugar adjacent people get removed from the industry the industry can heal

>>714457536
You should have replied to him directly brofrescoe

>>714449187
>The yandere Lapis and Steven rape plotline the show was clearly building toward restored
Pardon?

>>714438014
It's for faggots, unironically. Straight white men have no reason to watch it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PA0KTFdnBk8

Hyper ass gems?

>>714467030
The one and only.

Give me the Steven.

Is Future any good? I liked the show but hated how Jewniverse somehow stops space mineral hitler by talking

>>714452131
I remember

>>714473562
When you think about it, the Crystal Gems really are like those Mexicans who want to restrict immigration and prevent others (especially non-Mexican spics) from getting in along with them.

>>714434674 (OP)
is /co/ so dead that you fags have to squat on this board now? also that dogshit artstyle tells me all i need to know about the themes involved, and the kind of people behind it.

This series had a lot of great moments. The movie was fun and the scene that James Baxter hand drew was top notch. I feel that Future was way too short, though.

>>714452074
>we will never see the timeline where the official Pearl x Greg art dropped during the zenith of SU's tumblr fandom
The nuclear holocaust shitstorm that would've ensued would have been beautiful

>>714449906
There's an (unfinished) porn game with that exact premise.

>>714434674 (OP)
They made a trilogy of shockingly good turn based rpgs. I remeber then being very basic and short but played well and felt very faithfull to the show, along with a nice artstyle. I think the first 2 are only on mobile, and got delisted recently and the third is on consoles.

>>714447159
Rewatching the show after being brain poisoned by this and Low-Budget Gem Pornography is a magical experience

For me it's Mega Pearl.

>>714476348
>muh bibya
fuck off

>>714452064
>>714454918
Jasper did nothing wrong

>>714434674 (OP)
Can we have the bronies back? I'd prefer them to this shit.

>>714454464
>>714475519
yeah, the nuclear fallout would match wasteland levels of rage from the community

>>714466028
glasses don't melt

You now remember the local archive used to have a post counter

>>714450817
Because Pearl needed to be a lesbian to love Rose and be jealous of Greg in the first place, and for whatever reason bisexuality was not on Sugar's table

blue sexoo

>>714451073
The right side still has shows that had cultural impact (Fosters, Regular Show), printed money (Ben 10, Adventure Time, surprsingly WBB), and were just based (Megas, Sym Bionic Titan, Regular Show, OTGW)

>>714451073
Why are all american cartoons made by a chink guy?

>>714477660
MODSSS

>>714476510
She literally raped

>>714478382
>OTGW
Overrated as fuck. Such a boring show.

>>714479997
got raped*

>>714451073
>lumping city together with nood shit
dont ever do that again faggot

>>714443185
>amythirst eating pearl pussy

I used to like and defend this groomer kike show

>All these faggots spamming fanart and unironic discussion of this dogshit show
/co/fags really have no standards. Genndy really should become the sole dictator of the Western animation world and just restart everything, maybe then you morons would have good taste and not make "cartoons" for emotionally stunted manchildren.

>>714451073
Over the garden wall clears every show on the left tho

>>714484906
Yeah man.
We should be talking about blacked porn and american politics like normal /v/ users.

>>714484906
Cope and I want to have sex with Amethyst, Spinel, and Peridot.

>>714477940
Is your brain completely non functional

>>714434674 (OP)
This guy has uploaded a new drawing every day for like 4 years
How does he do it

This isn't even pretending to be videogames

>>714486475
No one cares about video games in 2025, we want gems.

>>714485774
devotion and the fact he mostly does cel shading which saves a lot of time

>>714438014
It had mystery hook, series was more about who was Rose than Steven himself

>>714443185
I remember a thread entirely dedicated to improving SU's designs by giving the women eyelashes
Really it's such a no-brainer for a female character design that I notice the absence throughout the show even more now

>>714473984
i felt like Future was just Steven torture porn, i like the little guy, dont wanna see him suffer

>>714454464
>>714475519

wouldnt it be weird to have Greg and Pearl to get together, considering they both loved Rose?

>>714451362
long live the cuck queen, literally raising her waifu's boyfriend's child

shes the best

>>714451073
CN literally never had a truly bad era, Megas XLR is the best show they ever made, too bad the stupid suits cancelled it

Imagine dragging your dick over pearls ribs

I've got bad news, everyone. I'm Steven

>>714435803
I just assumed her glasses were melting in the sauna

>>714478095
It was DEFINITELY on her table, but the retarded lesbian writers she was working with had to wrangle her in

>>714464103
a what?

>>714493873
>It was DEFINITELY on her table
That was basically proven when her sketchbook leaked and it had several drawings of her and greg fucking

my insane retarded narcissist schizophrenic gem wife

>>714435803
The gems are literally shapeshifters. I won't hold it against you that you don't know that since the show is trash, but it makes sense from a lore standpoint.

>>714438014
This shit looks like it appeals to trannies, as if tumblr nutjobs made it. That it was shown to kids pisses me off. Just thought all you troons and fags on here who unironically like this slop should know: I gave you all bone cancer. Within 4 months you will start to notice. You're welcome.

OLEV

>>714439158
It was pretty cool when the identity of the Journal writer was an actual mystery.

fucking /sug/ thread on the video games board

>>714439184
>>714459456
Toxotranny subhumans

>>714434674 (OP)
what do you mean? it's right around the corner

>>714438893
I was underwhelmed by the ending. The big mystery, teased for seasons and at the heart of everything was just "weird for weird's sake." But it's a kid's show, so I mean, whatever.

>>714497350
And that's a good thing

>>714484460
I never saw what /co/ sees in spinel but... godDAMN

>>714498392
it's Naruto for lesbians

>>714434674 (OP)
SWEATY SEX WITH AMETHYST
PURPLE TITTIES IN MY MOUTH
WHITE PUBES STUCK IN MY TEETH
PURPLE TRANSLUSCENT ALIEN CUM GLOSSING MY DICK
BIG PURPLE BELLY WITH MY ALIEN HYBRID CHILDREN GESTATING INSIDE
....

Now I'm sad my purple wife would disappear after bringing my children to term :C

>>714461386
>"She's not ACTUALLY in this episode, do we still have to pay her? ... Yes? Fair enough."
Very funny line to me

/v/ - Video Gems

Reminder that you don't hate c*nnie enough

>>714498936
JD Vance lore

>>714498931
Fuck video games

>>714438014
I get why some adult would enjoy MLP, it has decent animation and the ponies look cute, but SU is straight up ugly and unappealing in every regard, the gay ass songs and unlikeable characters are the cherry on top. I watched a random episode on TV once, Steven is a massive crybaby faggot and the gems are lame lesbian moms.

>>714499223
GIWTWM

>>714497748
based schizo detected. now go take your meds and touch some grass before you start painting gem fanart in blood on your basement walls.

>>714434674 (OP)
there aren't any

IP holders don't know what they need to do if they want a decent game of their IP anymore

there are almost no devs that can produce decent games in anything like a reasonable about of time or money

videogames just don't happen anymore, everyone just gave up

>>714499568
Me too bro

>>714499492
>the gay ass songs
bait
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICczExk2juA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=butnuhBwQ0A

>>714499763
lmao you say that like painting in blood isn't the logical conclusion to spending more than 10 minutes in a SU thread. sanity is a luxury we left behind when the cluster started singing.

>>714434674 (OP)
steven universe is the cartoon version of me playing a game for 1000 hours and then telling anyone who asks me if its good that its fucking awful. also unironically got me into posting 4chan through /co/ instead of experiencing it through thread simulators 12 years ago

>>714500442
it's a lot of greats interspersed with a lot of dumb bullshit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35XcRI0or4M
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nBz6O4UewtI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy57UnoAgCY
also the way love like you was slowly presented throughout the seasons as we learned more about rose and how she wasn't the great person she was presented as was a fucking stellar idea that makes the full song feel much more satisfying in retrospect
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GDTD24KsdGc
unfortunately it would seem they quickly ran out of good ideas for this clusterfuck

>>714449187
I have a show for you, its called dragon ball z
you may like it

>>714502061
>she wasn't the great person
She was the biggest fucking psychopath in the entire galaxy. Only a woman writer would be dumb enough to think anyone could sympathize with that bitch.

>>714435295
> gems are actually different genders and not various forms of bland lesbian
> actual plot that fucking goes somewhere
> appealing female designs
> main character isn't a weeping bitch
so Xenoblade 2

>>714503458
To be fair, Rose's list of crimes only grew as the show went on and more shit got revealed, and wasn't as big as it is today by the point Love Like You was fully unveiled.

>>714451362
Nah that's just how Pears are made to be.

>>714503458
>>714504123
>2025
>still seething about rose

>>714504204
why was this never a thing

Is this going to give us the space lore and worldbuilding that should have been in the original show?

>>714505972
i hope it won't be just a boring spin off about lars

>>714506146
that'[s exactly what it will be , the main series was trash what makes you think the spin off will be worth anything

>>714505972
Fucking probably? No way in hell Lars goes back to Beach City, meaning no townie shit, so the only thing they can do is cool space stuff. Kinda sucks to only get to it after galactic peace and all but Future already establishes there's rebel and deserter gems out there so there's still space for some fun. Surely they won't fuck this one up.

A SU thread? At this time of year, at this corner of the internet, in this part of the website, localized entirely within this board?