You're all gonna come back and kneel when the partner is revealed to be a girl.

>wants a family

anon..

>>102503074 (OP)
>he doesn't know

so yurikek missed 2023 huh??

>>102503074 (OP)
Naplings are fucking losing it

Oh my god how delusional can people get?

>>102503171
>doesnt know about IVF or adoption

anon...

>>102503449
She's already been doxed and people know who she's dating.

>>102503449
holy copium

>>102503449
>doesn’t know that women “craving a family” means they want their cervix pumped full of baby batter and to grow it themself
>doesn’t know the vast majority of bisexuals end up in straight relationships because the % of available partners is just higher than lesbaiting
anon…

>>102503449
>doesn't know her "REAL FAMILY" dream
anon... lmao

>>102503074 (OP)
Oh nah it's a dude alright lmao

>>102503512
Lolno

>>102503605
Source or your a retard

There's something beautiful about watching a fanbase go through the stages of collective grief. Like a train crash in slow motion.

>>102503074 (OP)
Napling for real brother?

cücklings... she wont french kiss him on stream in front of us, right?

>>102503512
It was the old guy and the doxx included them breaking up, are you tarded? I wonder if her wife is one of the Holostars possibly

>bisexual ffm threesome ASMR "roleplay" featuring male on stream while naplings mass suicide in chat
I need this

>>102504322
*breaking up her cervix every night*

>>102503872
yes

Its me, I'm her family now.

>>102504149
I hope she will. It will be empowering.

>>102503074 (OP)
cope

Hilarious.

>>102503074 (OP)
COPIUM BUT OF THE HIGHEST DEGREE THY GRATITUDE UPON THEE FOR THIS DRINK MOST DELICIOUS

Fuck no that would be even worse. Destroyed the vtuber "magic" for no reason? Instead of baby noises now we'll have tune out domestic violence?

how didnt people know? i knew when she debuted because her PL was found with pictures of both of them, and his name is Stuart

>>102503074 (OP)
Hello /vt/keks. Be well

>>102503074 (OP)
I would donate 100$ to Nimi if Kronii got cucked by another girl

>>102503074 (OP)
>Nimi announces stream to reveal her lover
>Everyone is going crazy. Schizos are everywhere.
>The moment of truth is close
>The biggest stream on Nimi career with way over 100k viewers
>Nimi tells her lover to not be shy a say something
>The first words you hear are "Oh hi"

>>102507258
Oh shit that would be amazing

>>102503074 (OP)
How would her partner being a girl make it better? Genuinely asking

>>102507590
From a psychological perspective, whether or not you actually have a chance with her in the literal sense is not the concern. It's in your instincts that you find women in relationships undesirable, and you don't feel fun when watching her. If the chuuba is single or just has a girlfriend, your genes tell you this is desirable and it will make you happy. That's it.

Your enjoyment of watching anything is bound by your neurological makeup, and no matter how you try to reason with yourself that it's still supposed to be "fun" even if she has a boyfriend, your brain just won't agree with you. The cope that you will never fuck her anyway just won't fool people with above average IQ and normally developed brains.

>he gets to fuck her while she cosplays/roleplays as Fauna

>>102503074 (OP)
>partner is revealed to be a girl.
I doubt it but if it's true then kronii will commit live suicide.

>>102507716
WHY COULDN'T IT BE ME??

Fauna is so ridiculously white coded I highly doubt she'll do anything other than straight-laced marriage to a white dude and raise 1-3 kids in a suburban house

>>102505199
when did nerissa get exposed for having a husband, I've been seeing an awful lot of cuckbirds. Is it about her 'brother'?

>>102511633
She is gonna put out 12 kids and save White Birth rates.

>>102507297
Too good to be true

>>102503074 (OP)
just waiting for her to become an MILF

>>102503449
lgbt niggers accuse others of coping and then type shit like this

>>102511633
Nah she uses ebonics slang way too much, it's the definite tell of a white girl whos into black guys

>>102512119
>average americuck fantasy
Wish they send people like you to Ukraine and die by a Russian FAB

>>102512168
You mean die by Ukranian drones?

>>102512219
Well they do that to deserters so might as well shot the Hohol captain before dying

>>102512168
Someday you will learn

yeah i'm her wife

>>102503074 (OP)
I fully support seething unicorns and gachis.

This is the most pathetic post ANYONE could possibly make. But it's just a bait. No one could possibly be this ignorant.

>>102503074 (OP)
nimi is either marrying shachi or saba, or both

>>102503074 (OP)
cuckling just stop...

>>102512168
>how will I make this about america
least obsessed europoor mudslime

>>102512168
More Americans have volunteered to fight in Ukraine than Europeans.

Wow you ex holofags are falling apart.

>>102503732
Yeah if COPE was one of the stages, I guess they could replace barganing with it

>>102503074 (OP)
Yeah, me.
Wait... this is no longer valid

>>102503074 (OP)

It's a dude stop forcing it to be the same gender

>>102503074 (OP)
That would change things for sure.

>>102514223
Nimi betraying us made me see the error of my ways. Please take me back into the walled garden..

>>102515795
nigger me and about 1000 other people fucking warned you about lemonleaf aka nimi nightmare

she used to talk about her boyfriend every 10 fucking minutes

give it 1-3 months and she's going to be going "my husband thought..." "my husband ordered us..." "and then my husband..." "this game is my husband's favorite..." etc. etc.

>>102516501
holy grim

>>102503074 (OP)
I will suck Anon's dick if that happens

>>102503074 (OP)
so she DOES eat some meat

>>102511703
>an awful lot of cuckbirds
You colossal retard, it's the same guy every time

>>102515795
>betraying
>>102516501
>warned
You don't own or are owed anything, quite the contrary in fact I'm sure you have a decently sized bank statement of donations you've given to THEM. I do love coming to this board for the occasional salt harvest and it's becoming increasingly often and in larger and larger quantities. Either treat these unemployed manipulative succubi like the jesters that they are or become my entertainment, you literally have no other choice.

>>102503732
And for second time for this particilar fanbase

>>102503074 (OP)
i feel sick to the stomach for watching her streams back then. donating red, buying her merch and defending her against antis... never again

>>102503171
>get a wife
>have her be the one pregnant via IVF. Bonus points if it's from a brother so the kid still has your family DNA
>get a kid without having to go through 9 months of pregnancy pains or cancelling work plans

>>102507029

That girl? Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky IV

Genuine question to clocktards
how likely this will cause another Kronii crash out?

>>102503074 (OP)
You know what, that could be a million dollar idea.
>announce you're in a yuri relationship and want a kid
>hold a lottery and one of your subers gets to donate sperm for your baby

>>102525202
that would be so profitable and easy to fake I'm surprised it hasn't happened yet, someone pass the idea onto matara as I believe that is just the sort of hustle the roach needs especially after this vshojo debacle

>>102525202
You'd have to kayfabe it really well though, otherwise you'll either get caught bullshitting or end up having a baby from a total sperg.

>>102526514
Hol up... let's cook this further... the baby coming from a total sperg gives us the potential "we're putting this one up for adoption!?!?!" series of streams

>>102507716
you mean a stick figure with zero meat on the bones wearing a badly made fauna outfit?
wow, so jealous

>>102507297
fucking peak

>>102503074 (OP)
Kneel? If it’s revealed she fucked a girl in the end, I’m calling welfare checks on every residence in Canada to make sure Kronii hasn’t necked herself.

>>102503074 (OP)
Even if that were the case (it isn't, but for the sake of argument) I'd still not like it.
Keep flesh shit to flesh accounts. I don't want to know.

Can we all just agree that there was no fucking need for the announcement?
Nimi and the person behind her should be separate entities.

>>102503171
you can technically have a family with a girl its called adoption not that i'm saying it is

>>102503074 (OP)
She wasn't dating a girl before why would she be dating on now? lmao

>>102530025
Either a woman moment being manipulated by leftist friends, or the man forcing it.

>>102514306
Coping IS bargaining. You bargain with your inner self.

>>102530025
Apart from the normie tourists who are going "i'm happy for her because i never wanted to marry her anyway", everyone thinks it was a retarded move. You never break the kayfabe this hard. Her growth is done. Its only down hill from here.

>>102530547
Already a new “rrat” that the boyfriend is controlling. Can’t travel, strict diet, leaving the only real vtuber agency because you can’t reveal your relationship.
Power play.

>>102530193
>Fauna asked Kronii to visit her on her birthday
>Kronii flew and stayed for 3 days
>fruits basket marathon
>watched Mario movie at a theater
>reminisced and watched clips of devour and other old collabs
>cuddled on the couch together with snail
>slept in the same bed
>Fauna was too shy to try on a dress at a mall, so Kronii asked the shopkeeper and bought the dress for her.
>https://youtu.be/NqS7aleMTLM
>trimmed nails
>itchy nose
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ByOPE-7wej8
>Fauna lost on purpose and let Kronii win for 5 games
>https://youtu.be/Zkvb0-6Kzo4?t=5788
>Kronii: You're patient? oh really? You weren't so patient when that happened.
>https://youtu.be/BeSe4nvYws8
>last tweet, retweet, or mention Summer 2023
>last 1 on 1 collab Summer 2023
>last mention on-stream (Kronii's end) Summer 2023
Reminder that they had sex, were in a relationship for a while, and then stopped talking to each other. Even in Japan, they went on dates together, they signed the wall together climbing the same ladder while holding hands.
Their relationship ended sometime late 2023.
Kronii was heartbroken about it, never mentioning Fauna, re/tweeting her, avoiding her in collabs, etc., Kronii only said goodbye to her in the graduation stream because the others agreed to do a group goodbye.
The fundamental reality is Fauna wanted to try girls, Kronii wanted something more. Fauna got bored, Kronii was used. There’s only one villain in this story. Kronii has no ability to recognise if she’s being used (Sally/Fauna now Kaela) and if she does realise then she keeps intentionally hurting herself by letting herself think she’ll have something she’ll never get.
It’s well understood Fauna is a vindictive bitch, why else would her successor partner with one of the people who worked hard to ruin Kronii’s life.

>>102503074 (OP)
Nice cope. kek

The only real question is it the same guy she was dating before?

>>102531776
no, he left her for some reason

>>102532178
An ugly mfer like that had standards?

>>102503074 (OP)
Kronii would fucking kill herself, don't say that.

>>102503074 (OP)
I'd still be pretty sad, though.

>>102536938
Absolute copium

>>102503449
Sanest yurinigger