Thread 520538998

Wow the devil is a pussy even Jesus thrashed him

>>520539077
Checked and keked

>>520539102
nigger replying to himself the state of kikes

>>520538998 (OP)
God is responsible for every death as he created us and created death. This image is silly because he also made Satan (because epic troll!!! i guess?).

>>520538998 (OP)
The Lord giveth and the Lord taketh away. This is hardly news.

>>520538998 (OP)
Biblejak memes are great.

>>520538998 (OP)
COMMUNISM IS THE WORST
>also
atheists have killed moar than even mooooslimes

>grrrr God isn't real because my daddy won't let me stay up past 10 waaaahhhhh
BOOM
*drops mic*

How anout you dont piss Him off then

>>520540825
>atheists killing Jews somehow a bad thing
alright bro

>>520540929
God will smash you like an ant

>>520538998 (OP)
>Satan is a good guy, actually! He doesn't judge you for being human

He literally ruined Job's life because he accused Job of only being devout and moral because God treated Job nicely. Satan has such a low opinion of humanity, he honestly thinks human compassion and love only happens due to the expectation that humans will expect some kind material reward or benefit from it.

Dude was a misanthrope since the OT, and it baffles me that people keep simping for a guy who thinks every human on earth is driven by self-interest and desperately tries to convince others of it by punishing characters towards the breaking point to prove his point.

Also, why do people forget about the Revelation in this death count where Satan, his false prophet and his false beast ending tricking the world to follow them that ends up killing billions of people through famine, war, disease that they knew and intended would happen?

>But, but that didn't happen yet
It's a imaginary, fictional book, why are you treating it like the whole thing isn't real and that only some of it matter morally in certain context?

>>520538998 (OP)
Christians will defend this by saying the people god killed were wicked and deserved it, when god created people with the ability to be wicked and since he is all-knowing already knows which people will exercise that wickedness before they're born and so god could have given the mother a miscarriage but chose not to.

>>520541272
Ironic that commies foam at the mouth for God going on a power trip for people not following instructions, and then post vitriolic paragraphs of fan fiction, of being able to jail or kill people for saying niggers are violent, and faggots are mentally ill.

>>520541387
Why did god agree to Satan's bet about Job if god is all-knowing and already knew the outcome? To me that only suggests that god let Job's life be ruined to laugh at Satan and nothing else.

>>520541596
All I know is that a lifetime of the worst suffering is worth an ETERNITY in peace in heaven with the Father.

>>520541596
I'm not defending God here, but Satan is LITERALLY the first character in that story to call out Job and demands God that he should be tortured because he sees Job, and humanity by extension, as self-interested, transactional creatures that will betray the ones they love if they don't personally benefit from their relationship. He advocates that human virtue depends entirely on reward and comfort and we don't actually possess altruism or compassion.

His accusation isn't just against Job, it's an indictment of human motivation in general. Satan is essentially questioning whether genuine compassion, love, or faith can exist apart from the expectation of reward or avoidance of suffering and that humanity is fundamentally evil that deserves. Again, why do people shill for him? He's the ultimate misanthrope, and going by Revelation, he and his two pals go all the way with their human hatred and eradicates most of humanity just to spite God and to prove he was right about humanity.

I might dislike someone for being a bystander when I'm being assaulted because he's part of a bet, but I'm going to HATE the person more who is assaulting me and is the reason why the bet started in the first place.

>>520542415
god really showed lucifer that wasnt true by creating hell