Thread 520581650

THE EU MUST GROW LARGER

if americans, canadians, mexicans, morroccans or israel join the EU then i will become a terrorist

>>520581650 (OP)
They should totally do that. I would enjoy traveling to Baku without a passport for some reason

>>520581650 (OP)
>algieria or whatever that highlighted shithole in africa is
I'm starting to think that it's actually the europeons who treat black as their gods and they're just projecting at Americans

>>520581650 (OP)
the eu should annex north africa and finance their cuntries like it did to poland, then all the immigrants will stop there.

>>520581650 (OP)
Albania, Turkey and Azerbaijan can join IF they drop Islam
Morocco is out of the question, I would rather get Canada

>>520581650 (OP)
The EU peaked at 2013, and it's been a quick downhill ever since. It can hardly control or keep the current members in, let alone having new members. Clickbait video titles have no base in reality.

>>520581650 (OP)
Based, GROßEVROPA can never be too GROß

>>520581656
>2013
1995*

>including the US or Canada
no new worlders allowed in the treehouse

>>520581651
>>520581653
>>520581655
EVROPA = Northeastern Atlantic
The rest of the Mediterranean shouldn't (and can't) be included in the EU, but it should be under EU influence.

>>520581650 (OP)
holy kek
georgians are about to get super butthurt at this

>>520581650 (OP)
the EU should get as big as the world
and once we own the world, everyone will get free healthcare, government gibs and worker protections

I wish turkey was admitted. imagine them being the most populous group over the germans it'd be funny

From Lisbon to Vladivostok, but please no americans

>>520581650 (OP)
Europe only **needs** this part of Turkey

>>520581650 (OP)
Canada can easily join the EU

>>520581666
>not on my watch

>>520581666
How ? Not even in the same continent sadly

>>520581668
Sea connection is greater than land connection

>>520581668
You're spiritually European (human)

>>520581668
1. 'European' as defined by the Maastricht treaty can be used in a geographic, cultural, or linguistic sense. Also, no EU documents define what Europe means in a geographic sense.
2. Algeria as part of France was in the EU, Greenland as part of Denmark was in the EU before it opted to leave, New Caledonia in the Pacific is also part of the EU as a French territory.

In conclusion, if it's expedient for the EU for a non-European country to join it, the EU will allow it.

>>520581650 (OP)
>should be in
Iceland, Norway, Ukraine, Belarus, Georgia, Armenia, Serbia (with Montenegro), Albania (with Kosovo), UK (with NI to Ireland), FYROM split between Bulgaria and Albania, Bosnia, Switzerland
>could be in but shouldn't
Canada, Israel
>shouldn't
everyone else

>>520581668
Now look at this picture and tell me this doesn't look sexy.
The Maritime Empire of Evropa.
Come home.

>>520581672
>should be in
You missed Russia

>>520581674
nah boii chinese vasall states cannot join

>>520581675
Lisbon to Vladivostock is non-negotiable.

>>520581674
>>520581676
Why would anyone want 150 million ruskies in our Evropa?

>>520581650 (OP)
>Jewsa
No, that's the enemy

>>520581650 (OP)
In a non retarded timeline Russians arent cockgobbling shitcunts and joined the EU thus creating a big, ressource save bloc against the cunts of the west and cunts of the east

>>520581671
I really want to be in the Schengen area so bad, we have 0 nightlife here :( pls…..

>>520581650 (OP)
the EU died when it started incorporating muslim countries
turkey/morroco would be the nuclear nail in the coffin

>>520581666
no they can't all their regulations are aligned with the US
they also have all sorts of subsidies which would need to change to join the EU
it would require massive change in every level and sector

>>520581656
but anon dozens... DOZENS of american academics are fleeing America to europe

>>520581650 (OP)
Soviet union expansion during the 1970s and 1980s :/

Euro union expansion 2025 :0

>>520581677
we're european doe

>>520581655
Albanianis fin because there is less than 3 million of them Turkey should never be allowed join EU

>>520581681
what muslim countries? france and the uk?

>>520581685
you're the least european europeans and everyone hates you

>>520581686
>>520581686
Muslims in Albania have already fallen below 50% of the population, and most of them are only nominally muslims and would never associate themselves with the "ummah".

>>520581683
LOL
Don’t forget Ellen!

Daily reminder that Serbia will become ASEAN and our regions will become neighbors when Serbia becomes a fully fledged member of ASEAN.

>>520581683
Yeah academics. They are either normies who want to get free education (no longer available here since 2022) or people who want to get more holidays without working more hours (many return back in 2 years, as they realize they simply pay double or any benefit they receive in taxes).

>>520581692
>no longer available here since 2022
Not even for Norweigians?

>>520581650 (OP)
Delusional Europoors think anyone wants to join their failed attempt at standing up to america

>>520581694
44% of Canadians support joining the EU.

>>520581688
I don't hate him

>>520581668
you don't have to be in europe. bulgaria and cyprus are in asia and both are in the eu

>>520581695
this one of those second rate new channel polls?

>>520581656
They mention that in the video funnily enough

>>520581698
https://abacusdata.ca/what-canadians-think-about-canada-joining-the-european-union/

>>520581650 (OP)
VGH...expand the fourth Reich...

>>520581673
cuckold empire

>>520581700
>>520581695
Lol that's mostly Quebecers being retarded and boomers seething at Trump. You can tell it's Quebec doing it because most people polled said France is our most important partner in the EU, which nobody outside of Quebec would ever even think.

>>520581695
That seems to be a more emotional reaction against Trump than an actual serious idea.

Canada joining EU when 70% of their foreign trade is with the USA just doesn't really make sense. EU is less than 10%.

>>520581704
Boomers here (and Quebec apparently) think we are this hugely respected country that can turn around and just start doing massive business with CANZUK, Japan, and especially the EU because of how evolved and civilized we are o algo. They are very deluded.

>>520581655
>>520581660
Just admit you hate egyptians already

>>520581694
The world 'attempt' is a generous description of the EU's actions with Trump.

The only countries that have really 'attempted' are Canada, Mexico, Brazil, India, and China, with the latter of which very successfully attempting.

The virgin American
>"N-NOOO WE'RE GONNA ANNEX CANADA AND GREENLAND W-WE SWEAR!!!!"
The chad European
>"Why yes, your country CAN join our glorious union and share in our freedoms and wealth. How could you tell?"

>>520581664
>Lisbon
We're sitting this one out bros, we'd rather join the IMPERIVM VLTRA AMERICANVS, we will gift them the azores and south brazil to court them for their consideration

>>520581708
Yes but unlike EU we're an actual country.

We have one language, you can move from thousands of miles from Chicago to Los Angeles and have absolutely no trouble adapting. Our labor force is extremely flexible, people regularly move thousands of miles on a whim. We are one market with no internal trade barriers.

>>520581660
This. Had things been different it would have been nice to have Russia too since they are an extension of European civilisation and culture even if they try hard to pretend that they are something special

I would vote to join

>>520581710
Big advantage that must be admitted. I think we will be more like that over time but the free movement we already have is already abused by third worlders and gypsies

>>520581710
>We have one language, you can move from thousands of miles from Chicago to Los Angeles and have absolutely no trouble adapting. Our labor force is extremely flexible, people regularly move thousands of miles on a whim.
Europe is better without this.
>We are one market with no internal trade barriers.
And this we already have.

>>520581714
>And this we already have.
You need a million different packaging variants to sell through all of Europe (for many products at least) and local offices that can market etc. in each country. I doubt Americans need that for each state

>>520581714
Linguistic plurality is absolutely a disadvantage of Europe. Someone being able to move to another place and immediately adapt is an asset to the US economy, our labor is flexible and can move to where its most needed.
>And this we already have.
No, there's still lots of internal trade barriers despite "single market". Canada also has internal trade barriers. America has basically none.

>>520581716
>everything should be bland and soulless so that billionaires can make more money

>>520581717
Its so consumers can benefit. Consumers reap the benefits of productivity increases and economic growth. The money billionaires get is a reward for meeting the consumers demand.

We're already a vassal sex tourism DLC shithole might as well make us join the EU and impose humiliating destroying conditions and force us to have lgbt parades

>>520581718
Most European consumers don't want Europe to be bland and soulless like your god-forsaken country, even if it does make the line go up.

>>520581720
How would Europe become bland or soulless? What does that even mean?

>>520581721
US states are devoid of culture, European countries are not.

>>520581650 (OP)
why Brazil isn't yellow? Portugal still can reinstall the monarchy and claim it

>>520581723
They have more people living in favelae than we do in total. They could overwhelm every one of our systems by just sending boatloads of favelados.

>>520581722
What does 'culture' mean? And you believe that linguistic plurality is what gives Europe 'culture'?

If all a culture is is a language, a tool for communicating, is it really a unique culture? Does Singapore have the same culture as the United States? Both have the same dominant language.

>>520581650 (OP)
>My home country (Lebanon) isn't on the list
Cringe. We're practically Europeans.

I support Russia turning Europe into a nuclear wasteland

>>520581727
Why the fuck would you support something as horrible as that?

>>520581710
>Yes but unlike EU we're an actual country.
sent that limp wristed yurocuck freak flying, e*rope is barely a continent

>>520581728
Europeans deserve to be destroyed for their arrogance and delusions of grandeur.

nothing makes me more sick than some finnish monkey, eastern european toilet cleaner or benelux statelet trying to get me to die for russia

>>520581722
US sates like Texas has way more culture than several European countries.

Texas
>Cowboy hats
>Pickup trucks
>Bourbon
>Cattle and ranch
>Space rockets
>Saying "yee haw"

France
>Wine
>????

Germany
>Beer
>Cars
>????

Sweden
>Ikea
>Surströmming
>????

I would invite latinxs before most of the yellow garbage

>>520581730
Who's trying to get you to die for Russia? Where are these people trying to conscript you? Are they in this thread? Come on HIVan...

>>520581651
Uniting Europe, Muslims and Jews in a single state is just an invitation for race war, imagine the Turkish-Jewish wars on the streets of Berlin

>>520581733
3,000,000 Russian soldiers, vs like 200,000 finns

give up now and you will unironically receive a good faith settlement from the russian state

>>520581673
Pakis out, Indians in

>>520581706
what?

>>216480052
Russians are more European than 80% of """Europe""" including Spain, Italy, Poland and Finland.

Most Russians descend from Swedish vikings

>>216480052
Europe for everybody

>>520581738
Shut the fuck up russhit nigger

>>520581650 (OP)
I don't want to join the EU

>>520581656
This. Our literal ex right signed suprisingly bad deals about Kosovo and handed alot. No one really knows why. But in reality they actually believed we could join in 2013

>>520581725
>What does 'culture' mean?
"Culture is a concept that encompasses the social behavior, institutions, and norms found in human societies, as well as the knowledge, beliefs, arts, laws, customs, capabilities, attitudes, and habits of the individuals in these groups.[1] Culture often originates from or is attributed to a specific region or location."
>And you believe that linguistic plurality is what gives Europe 'culture'?
To a large extent, yes. Two groups who can understand each other share things with each other, two groups who can't understand each other have to develop their own shit in parallel.
>Both have the same dominant language.
Eh, other languages, especially Chinese, still have a very predominant role in their society. But it's not just about language, two groups that are geographically isolated from each other also tend to develop a culture of their own, for that reason Anglo-Canadians do not really have a separate culture from Americans whereas Brits largely do.
>>520581731
Very obvious bait.

>>520581743
>Anglo-Canadians do not really have a separate culture from Americans
Wrong. The Maritimes and other areas are basically just Britain.

>>520581743
So you're not saying they have more culture, you're saying they have more cultural plurality.

Yeah that's obviously true, but I don't really understand why that is a good thing. Linguistic plurality is an inefficiency, it would be better if people could understand each other more and if people had the choice to migrate to other parts of the EU without having to learn a new language or get stuck in some kind of 'expat bubble'. Both for the economy and people's personal freedom. I like the fact that I can move to California, Texas, Chicago, or NYC and have little to no cultural barriers upon moving.

>>520581745
>and if people had the choice to migrate to other parts of the EU without having to learn a new language
Learning a new language is fun though

>>520581650 (OP)
Anon, no Canada, the US, or other Anglo countries will ever be in the EU, because the EU is an alliance of Germany and France, who are now simply buying the elites of smaller countries with gibs instead of conquering them as before.

>>520581726
terrorists aren't european

>>520581746
As fun as you may think it is, it is still a migration/integration barrier.

>>520581703
>our most important partner in the EU
You do know Britain and Norway are not in the EU, right? People may like the Dutch more than the French, but France is three times the size of the Netherlands. 37 times larger for Latvia.

>>520581748
Terrorists aren’t Lebanese

>>520581749
if you live there genuinely you'll be fluent in 2 years, it's not the massive barrier you imagine

>>520581745
I like the fact that I can travel to Germany, France, Italy, or even Norway and enjoy a place that is substantially different from where I come from. But in the US everything is the fucking same, a town in Maine is basically identical to a town in Oregon, takes away all the enjoyment from travelling.
I also like that here in Sweden we have our own music, our own cuisine, our own traditions, our own language, our own literature, etc., Wisconsin does not have that.

>>520581753
I don't think language is the only thing holding up cultural differences in Europe. USA doesn't just speak the same language, its also a very young country, so there really wasn't much time for areas to develop their own culture, Portland Oregon was literally founded by people from Portland Maine, for example. UK has a bit more differences between regions. Stockholm would still be very different than Lisbon even if they used the same 'business language'. And of course there's also geographic differences, Phoenix's climate, geography, are substantially different from Maine's, even if they aren't particularly culturally different.

But anyways, I don't think how fun it would be to travel in should be the main determination for what direction a country (or whatever EU is) should take, unless you see each part of EU as just a playground for you to travel in and enjoy how every place is 'different'.

>>520581748
Europe was literally named after a Phoenician Lebanese princess lol

>>216480052
trvke
janny unban xim

>>520581752
Yet migration between parts of Europe is substantially lower than migration between parts of the USA. Still seems to be a barrier.

>>520581748
There were more ISIS fighters from France than there were from Lebanon. Lebanon would be instantly fixed if all the Syrian and Palestinian immigrants were kicked out.

>>520581758
chrisqos lost

>>216480052 (Dead)
He was banned for telling an inconvenient truth.
janny unban xim

>>520581760
>Proves that they lost by posting a nafri conqueror bull in europe

>>520581650 (OP)
>USA
lol
lmao
yuropoors forget their place
we own you, not the other way around

>>520581650 (OP)
No fuck off.

>>520582068
We are not even european, shouldn't be even for a candidate status.

>>520581651
>become
Nice try Muhammed.

>>520581651
Hello baby, you like Europe, I Europe like you. Sucky sucky, me American Europe big dick, love you long time!

>>520581651
Why aren't you one already?
What's even the basis for you becoming a terrorist then? Foreigners joining your union, having power in it? Then I've got some news for you

>>520581650 (OP)
Canada should join and then ally with China to fuck the jewnitied states

>>520581651
>Somalian Grenade Parties: OK
>Canadian Maple Syrup Parties: NOT OK

>>520581656
>The EU peaked at 2013,
The EU was was irreparably fucked in 2004

>>520581753
You don't have culture Sven, you are a US-Somali colony.

every white cultured country can join like turkey for example

>>520581710
>We have one language
you don't even have one language
and soon you'll be speaking spanish, pablo

>>520581666
>weak
>gay
>liberal
>irrelevant
>flooded with foreigners
>desperate for cash
Checks out.

>>520582514
Fuck off bait scum.

>>520581671
french guyana is in the EU as part of france

>French Guiana is the second-largest region of France, being approximately one-seventh the size of European France, and the largest outermost region within the European Union. It has a very low population density, with only 3.6 inhabitants per square kilometre (9.3/sq mi). About half of its residents live in its capital, Cayenne. Approximately 98.9% of French Guiana is covered by forests,[7] much of it primeval rainforest. Guiana Amazonian Park, the largest national park in the European Union[8], covers 41% of French Guiana's territory.

>>520582577
>>desperate for cash
Funny thing is that the EU is bankrupt. We'd try and scam Canada to give us money.

>>520582358
>t. west african colony

>>520581650 (OP)
real question is why is EU funding these channels?

>>520582673
That won't make you cultured.

>>520581650 (OP)
The EU will be annexed by the US piece by piece as browns and blacks become the majority and their culture is much more aligned with the US.

Just add Russia and Europe is saved in every conceivable way.
Why do you guys on both sides keep falling for jewish divide and conquer? We must save Evrope guys...

>>520582973
I already am cultured.

>>520581653
>tf
>I'm starting to think
Fake news

>>520582123
Anatolia is 100% European.
Europe = Western Eurasia / Northeastern Atlantic

>>520582640
fuck you guys, if anyone is scamming Canada it's going to be the US (or China, leafs love the chinks)

>>520581654
>EU should finance Africa like it did to poland
It's never EU but 7-8 countries in EU that finance the other 20 countries in the EU.

fuck the peeyew
fuck gayto
fuck weimerica
fuck pissrael

>>520581710
>We have one language

>>520581671
>'European' as defined by the Maastricht treaty can be used in a geographic, cultural, or linguistic sense.
Alright, so Angola qualifies. Welcome.

>>520581717
>>520581720
What culture has Europe recently produced? If you cared about preserving EVROPA and being culturally brilliant, you wouldn't have joined the EU and let yourself be regulated into obscurity. You have already gotten the worst parts of globohomo (regulations, bland monoculture, mass immigration) without any of the benefits (economic growth, global influence). Don't think we are in the same position as you. At least we can cope by focusing on the good parts, but you guys have already lost everything and will have to manage surviving through at least 2 decades of stagnation and decline.

>>520581650 (OP)
now you know why theyre importing hordes of thirdies. its all about money and growing the economy at the expense of everything else.

Probably should have let Russia in back when they wanted to. Would have avoided the war in Ukraine and the EU wouldn't have been just a puppet to the US.

>>520581651
we would regrow our collective foreskins before we even consider joining your faggy goyclub.
eat shit and get replaced, also you are a mudrat.

>>520581650 (OP)
Would just be a global union at some point, with Europe subsidizing everyone else

>>520581650 (OP)
I know you faggot bongs are about to be banned. This does not give you a "right" to shit up the board until your removal.
KYS Eurotrash