Thread 520686069

bonfire night lads
https://youtu.be/IsOKoigZGJA

>Criminal network behind UK mini-marts enables migrants to work illegally - BBC investigation
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0mx99ple17o
>Labour set to hit middle class earners with £60BILLION tax bomb to plug Budget gaps, top economists predict... amid fears Rachel Reeves could send Britain into a fiscal 'doom loop'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15259339/Labour-hit-middle-class-earners-60BILLION-tax-Budget.html
>Train line swarmed by police as trespasser 'with weapon' sparks rush hour travel chaos
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2129975/train-line-police-trespasser-greater-anglia-services
>David Lammy to stand in at PMQs while Starmer is at Cop30
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/11/05/politics-latest-starmer-lammy-pmqs-commons-tories-tax/
>Fixing Britain’s worklessness crisis will cost employers £6bn a year, report says
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/nov/05/fixing-britains-worklessness-crisis-will-cost-employers-6bn-a-year-report-says
>HMRC worker ordered to pay £20,000 after refusing to return to office after lockdown
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/hmrc-worker-lockdown-tribunal-b2858889.html
>'Human errors' led to grooming gang cases being dropped, review finds amid huge NCA investigation
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/grooming-gang-cases-investigation-met-police-operation-beaconport-b1256497.html
>M&S profits plunge by more than half after cyber-attack
https://www.itv.com/news/2025-11-05/m-and-s-profits-plunge-by-more-than-half-after-cyber-attack

THA FOOKIN' WOT LAD?

Fireworks.

>couple walking past arguing
>mum instantly bangs on about how women have it
>mention men being bunged into the back of vans to be droned in the middle of a field
>BUT ANON WE'RE NOT AT WAR WHAT ARE HOU GOING ON ABOUT

......

wiggerstarmer

Solid Bake

Fuck these new capchas

This guy is a homo and wants to steal your penis
-----VVV-----

Look the local paki shop is doin a service mate
Were else can ye get monster and weed for below market rates?
Ahmid only fucks his sister. Great bloke.

>>520686404
fucking bender

>>520686234
Why are you outside in the company of your mother?
Protection?
Mummys boy?
Walking the dog?
Date?

>>520686404
get a few centipedes lad and shove them through the shops letter box after hours, that'll be a nice present for t'old ahmid

Roughly 20 prisoners a month get falsely released.
We need to start chipping the cunts

>>520686404
you ain't having it

>>520686404
>buying week from a paki shop
no thanks I like to buy good weed

Ukraine just hit another russian ammo dump. Nice boom.
>https://files.catbox.moe/0jnazu.mp4

>>520686070
TURNING JESS PHILLIPS I THINK I'M TURNING JESS PHILLIPS I REALLY THINK SO
https://youtu.be/-jT3wp7uh_g

>>520686612
Good idea

>>520686679
corr, 3/10 would not bang

>>520686501
we're inside. they were rather loud.

>>520686501
Going to blockbuster to get new Cyprus videos.

>>520686649

Our ice-cream man used to sell everything, fags, beer, weed, pies..

>>520686679
mate you replied to my post the other day with the same youtube link......

>>520686664
Catbox is always dogshit for me.
So much so I dont bother now

>>520686664
Fuark I'm gonna sample that and put it in a track, really satisfying boom.

>>520686856
Always works perfectly for me.

You now remember that spoons used to do sundaes, and they were fookin' lush.

>>520686841
>OI WHERE'S YER LOICENCE FER THAT GERMAN MILI'ARY PARKA?

Really need to stop smoking the fucking hash lads
That’s it no more
Nightly since fucking March get a grip cunt

Did you buy a poppy

>>520686854
No way which day I don't remember that, was it saturday night?

Tired of life bros

>>520686819
selling pies is pretty awesome
get the kiddos some ice cream and 'av a cheeky nosh and a tinny

what a guy

>>520686841
Blame Zelensky

>>520686974
What is hash like these days?
I assume its not shitty 9 bar

>>520686069 (OP)
I'm just not drinking it, is all (the bovaer). I know, I know, I'm a conspiracy theorist. But I'm just not drinking it, is all (the bovaer).

>>520687008
We're here for you lad, whats on your mind

>>520686981
Does it actually go to veterans or is it another blob enterprise like RNLI?

>>520686234
>>mention men being bunged into the back of vans to be droned in the middle of a field
All the guff from women about 'muh body muh choice' was never going to be applied to men not being forcibly conscripted and fed into the meat grinder.

>>520686981
Aye

>>520686981
A white one

Ngubu didn't wear a poppy today

we all know a Parsons don't we

>>520687085
well generally it's still pretty bad

>>520686841
>x-adjacent
>x-coded

>>520687040
In my old job a bakery van used to come round at 10.30 with hot pies, bridies, sausages rolls. Also did cakes and doughnuts.

>>520687008
Wouldn't mind dying in my sleep tbhwy

>>520686818
there are always more Cyprus videos on youtube gramps

>>520687040
He was a legend - always had a ciccy going tough - Uncle Tony's middle tar Ice cream - we used to call him

>>520686841
>when you are idpolled so hard you need to politics your shirt
shirt guilt. you might traumatise a somalian or irish on the bus if they see camo

>>520686841
Innit.

>>520687110
>Methane free milk
>Cow dies producing it
Just let the cows fart bill.

>>520687085
actually just they vapes i’ve been on

>>520686069 (OP)
sounds like a terrorism to me

>>520687244
And how much is it?

>>520687265
Certainly is a cringe-adjacent phrase.

>>520687110
You'd think people who went to those lengths would bottle it in glass.

>>520687237
Just like Christmas, remembrance day seems to start earlier and earlier each year.

Our greatest enemy?
The White woman

>>520686679
is she off the ozempic? I reckon she had a seizure and had to come aff a it

>>520687326
'member the meteor satellite shirt scandal?

>>520687237
Why should it? Not his heritage.

Any lads at the local bonny tonight?

>>520687237
He stole one off a veteran right after. Fucking nigger.
>https://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/2130138/david-lammy-poppy-pmqs

>>520687376
What fucking profundity

>>520686982
I don't remember, cringe song anyway plus the kristen durst version is better

>>520687385
I wouldn't know, it's actually kind of rare and I never get it for a consistent weight/currency rate these days
it's a case of "got some hash, do you want some, do you 20s?"
really you just get it to put a bit in another joint and smell it so you can be like "yeah, that's hash" but like I said, relatively uncommon unless you seek it out, not like it was back in the 90s-00s

>>520687389
It's already super expensive, sadly glass would probably cost another £ a bottle.

>>520687363
This is anudda Hoofocaust, never forget

>>520686069 (OP)
Hello fellow Anglos

>>520687187
They are like that. I was on a board on /vg/ and some mong was saying that some British company that makes a video game was an example of 'bong imperial delusions' because they haven't patched the bugs in the game or something.

I don't even smoke but on bonfire night I buy a pack and sit at the bottom of my garden smoking and listening to the fireworks pretending I'm in a war

>>520687520
>niggers hate us
yes, quite

>>520687144
Not one thing in particular, just that nothings going to get better
>>520687279
Sounds nice

>>520686612
Read that as pensioners for a sec

Oh so it looks like they want to introduce CGT on death lmao, literally an unrealised tax

>CGT on death is mental no country does it its either CGT or IHT not both. Canada does CGT no IHT not a 40% hit then 25% again on profit. We’d be the highest IHT on earth.
>They keep calling the first 2 CGT loopholes. They are not loopholes, if something hasn't been sold there is no gain!

>>520687653
Ty for your service

>>520687363
When they said they were going to reduce cow's carbon emissions, they didn't say the cow had to survive. Indeed, they have reduced it.
They'll do the same to us. You'll never fart again.

>>520687624
Troons and niggers are mindbroken by us.

>>520687268
Mechanics I used to work next to had a pie van roll up at lunchtime like clockwork so I'd go over and get the odd one every now and again when I was hungover or just genuinely starving. It was always a much better way to spend my break, I'd much rather talk to the guy who smokes three roll ups one after the other than the wanker trying to show me holiday photos in a sly attempt to be complimented on his new phone.

>>520687653
careful lads we've got a war hero here

>>520687595
Ah right.
I was wondering if the quality here improved after most people started smoking better weed.

for I have evolved from pretend fight in my bedroom anon to pretend war in my garden anon
>>520687721
Did it for are lis

I don't like the government

>>520687713
I'm taking it all to hell with me

Might get sacked. Might not. They haven't decided yet

Had a couple drinks to celebrate Bonfire Night, the weather isn't super cold, the wind isn't strong and it's not pissing it down. I went for a walk to enjoy the free fireworks show, there's no town bonfire this year, despite the mega tax increases there's no budget for entertainment. womp womp. but from the sounds of it, plenty people have some fireworks to celebrate and though I couldn't see their bonfires I could smell the lovely smell of a bonfire.

Happy bonfire night.

>>520687653
You can claim PIP for the shellshock

>>520687521
>cringe song anyway plus the kristen durst version is better

>>520687723
>You'll never fart again.
Ah shall fart in the face of anyone trying to stop me.

Just bought two new Union Flag shirts because I've outgrown the old ones.

>>520687922
why are you quoting me now?

>>520687602
Are there even probiotics in raw milk? I thought you had to introduce a culture like kefir or yoghurt to reap the benefits of that?

>>520687931
did an absolute number on her

>>520686981
Went to get one and instead of the donation box it was "scan this qr code and pay online". So fuck that. Ill but a metal pin for next year.

>>520687653
I find it makes me want to smoke less, must be the general smell of smoke in the air.

>BREAKING: Jeremy Vine has been rushed to hospital after a collision involving a lorry earlier this evening.

>It is understood that the 60-year-old presenter was cycling home before being struck by the vehicle at a roundabout.

>One man has been arrested under caution. Vine is reported to be in critical condition.

>>520687376
> TIT HE BARN
>Milk being mentioned
We're in a fucking simulation

>>520688062
Unless you're German and have access to pervitin apparently

>>520687822
nah it's still very mid
I would guess they still use low-tier weed to make hash products because of the profit margin mark-up in places where that happens
if you use lots of really great weed for hash you're spending way more money on the flower and selling the product for way less

but idk
maybe the turkish dudes who run the fast food industry know how to get banger hash but I don't have the gift of the gab to sniff this kind of thing out
I ask people for drugs and give people vibes so honestly I don't track this stuff down unlike some people

>>520688062
can't very well suck a woman's cock can you Leviticus lad

Looks like weed has gotten even cheaper in Canada.
A quid a gram now

>>520687931
Geezer bird, tragic. Like the nutter at school who said he couldn’t feel pain do let you punch him.

>>520686069 (OP)
Anyone else feel compelled to celebrate bonfire night/Guy Fawkes night as a means of counter protest to all the jeets celebrating Diwali?

>>520688062
is a knee-trembler ok then?

So was Brian Cockerill actually a hardcase taxman or is he just a proper bullshiter?

gonna make a stew

>>520687982
https://youtu.be/hZJRJpbGkG4

Anyone who race mixes should be put to death.

>>520688102
please let this be true and that he doesn't make it

>>520687843
Bonfire night used to be the only proper community event in my village, everyone came out for the massive bonfire and all the kids used to help stack it up, decent fireworks display, hotdogs, candy floss, fairground games and all that shite. Then 20 years ago the old cunts complained about the noise and got it cancelled. Village never really felt the same since.

how went from kristen durst to zendaya in 15 years

>>520688102
that's what you get for being a bike nonce

>>520688102
Don't get my hopes up, Hans.

I'm sick to the tits of fireworks me. if its not disturbing the wildlife, its pakis flexing innit.

Sup bongs.
Keep it tight.

Got
>1kg of prime beef
>onions
>potatoes
>tomato sauce
>garlic
>red wine
>butter
>bread
Gonna make a fat stew.

>>520686069 (OP)
Hey, British cousins, I have a question: What's with Starmer telling the King not to appear in public? Is that a big issue or a non-story?

>>520688208
Both.

>>520688357
Regular stew made by a fat man?

Bed time soon, lads. Another long and fulfilling day of tax earning tomorrow.

>>520688331
Pakis have been flexing for over a month with mawlid and then diwali

>>520688489
You're a good man.

>>520688022
Don't know. I bought it for A2 and Bovaer free. I don't actually care about raw although it is slightly tastier.

>>520688489
Not even 9 yet lad

Are you 80 years old?

>>520688357
shouldn't you use shitty beef cuts for a stew? Seems a waste, and also it would be more flavourful

Making some more Apu OC

>>520688062
Douglas Murray would be wise to read this

>>520688190
Not as a counter-protest, I just like the history. I would love all sorts of different holidays just to remember history. There should be more days to celebrate really, raise the colours day should be remembered.
The one to really celebrate will be mass deportation day, on that day, an boat is launched with lots of effigies (or migrants) and then set on fire or exploded with cannon-fire or explosives to celebrate them fucking off once and for all.

Pakis and pajeets should be killed on sight.

>>520688352
and you, man
lets not a little nuclear warfare get inbetween the important things
like living with terrible weather and ridiculous governments

take it easy

>>520688102
Why have you lot started with the fake celebrity deaths? Was ant and deck last week.

7 to 7 is the ideal work hours for the modern man.

>>520688155
Skunk isn’t fun anymore. It’s a complete mong.

I used to cane a fair bit of weed and soap, notoriously shit.

Then had a few tokes on some skunk with crystals on it. Barfed my guts up. Wasn’t jacked with scag. Just bred to be strong.

Fuck that, it’s like only selling absinthe in a pub.

I prefer speed, keeps the mind mechanism in the right gear.

>>520688155
Corr that's mental

>>520688331
Should only be allowed Nov 5th and Dec 31st, illegal any other time of year.

Is that lad that always goes on about pumping Georgia Meloni the Prime Minister of Italy around? Only, you'll never guess what happened to me today.

>>520688638
Alri Chang la

>>520687376
>tithebarn road
Barns?

>>520688155
Why can't we have nice thing's like that over here. ffs.
Instead we'll get REFORM UK who want to lock drug dealers up for life.

>>520688357
>prime beef
What's that then?

>>520688229
nice
https://youtu.be/BsrqKE1iqqo?si=UbyeArW7QSRgOJeh

>>520688639
Always been curious about speed. What's it like? I normally see it as a paste but what do you do with it?

>>520688585
and then the whole lot gets blasted to the depths

>>520688757
gum it like a rub of some kind?
VERY small amounts at first, trust me on that
you're gonna need chewing gum

DO NOT masturbate

>>520688284
That's good lad, there used to be a balloon festival in my town too and that also went the same way, it was an event that made it worth coming to the town too. Now our town is bigger and less to celebrate, though there is still a very popular racing track.

>>520688313
Managed decline

>>520688757

Speed's for batty men. They use it to loosen their sphincter before anal sex.

>>520688752
A LARP.

>>520688757
Put up your bum lad (you won't)

>>520688918
>there used to be a balloon festival in my town too
that's awesome
I love that

it's a matter of time before some government or another outlaws cheese-rolling and then it's basically officially over

>>520688979
>Gayman islands

>>520688638
7 days a week.

>>520688976
Didn't think I'd ever heard of it.

>>520688757
wrap it in a rizla then swallow it

>>520688284
Bastards, surely 20 years is long enough for the miserable cunts to die off and bring it back again

>Neighbour of Huntingdon 'rail attacker' called police about a violent ambush on his car a week before train stabbings - but no officers investigated
lol

>>520687843
>I went for a walk to enjoy the free fireworks show
>plenty people have some fireworks to celebrate
Same here fren. Just got back, lots of nice fireworks being let off.
Remember what it's all for.

>>520688877
>DO NOT masturbate
how come? will you accidentally rip your willy off?

>>520689215
The actual message is one of suppression, of reminding you of the punishment for daring to threaten the government.

>>520689215
>Remember what it's all for.
Catholicism?

Guy Fawkes did nothing wrong

>>520688102
fake he's not in the news twice today. He's been in the news today because joey barton called him a cyclenonce, pretty sure joey barton posts here

It has never been more morally right than ever to threaten the government

>>520689258
like most stimulants you can feel aroused but not actually be capable of maintaining an erection
no lubrication, can lead to pretty substantial tears

meth is worse obviously, famous for it, but on speed it's like be prepared to stay awake for three days and absolutely do not get aroused because its not gonna work

>>520689258
You'll rub it red raw

>>520689287
Got caught , So he kinda did

https://xcancel.com/ClaudiaWebbe/status/1985831396791726352#m
>Britain enriched itself through 600,000 Jamaicans enslaved. Now Jamaica drowns in £13.64bn external debt, while climate catastrophe-caused by imperial powers- devastates through Hurricane Melissa
>Immediate debt cancellation and climate reparations constitute basic decolonisation
DAS RITE!

I was reading today that the whole Guy Fawkes story was a dob-n for a much older tradition of effigy burning and chaotic ribaldry, which was itself descended from the pagan tradition of human sacrifice by fire at this time of year.

>>520689310
>cyclenonce
It was bike nonce. Fucking posh boy.

>paki councillor takes massive smelly shit live on council meeting
>sharts and farts
>insha'Allah I survive the toilet witches

>>520689367
>We are anomalous
>Nevar spaggeti

>>520687843
And you fren. Made myself a lovely fire

>>520689449
how about we ship those nigger colonists back to africa?

>>520689367
I'm going to punch the bastard government in the fucking face if it keeps sucking up to wogs

>>520689487
>ebin friend guv'ner

>>520689449
>climate catastrophe-caused by imperial powers
I cast hurricane!

i'm gonna trade this life for fortune and fame

>>520689449
>Gib money cus it's raining
>Gib money cus it's windy
>Gib money cus it's sunny

Daft bitch, that's just called the weather

>>520689487
we are a region

>>520688757
Paste you can bomb, wrap in a wrizla or skin. Fucks your stomach up though eventually.

You can set it and cut it with glucose. Then snort it.

Or mix it with citric and pin it, not my thing though. I never inject anything. Too dangerous, it’s for junkies who can’t control themselves.

Paste, just bomb it. If you cane a lot then just take a few Rennie antacid.

If you get meth which is happening a lot recently, that’s either a full crystal or crushed powder. Crush it and snort it. But it lasts for a long time and there is a huge skitzo factor.

The last time I snorted some meth I dug holes in my wall looking for listening devices. I didn’t take that much.

Something to be wary of.

I’m pretty resistant to skitzes as well, caned plenty of acid and mushrooms without much psychosis.

>>520688965
That is poppers.amyl nitrates.

Pretty sure that is an urban myth though. Just gives you a headache.

>>520689619
Everytime it makes me laff.

>>520689687
>Paste you can bomb
the guy I was in 2015 is so fucking mad right now you have no idea

obviously, duh
fucksake man
I was just gumming that like a hoodrat and I chewed my lips off and obviously struggled to masturbate, yeah

My grandmother thinks that the talking meerkats on the 'compare the meerkat' adverts are real

>>520689865
your grandmother should be young enough to remember when those adverts started with perfect clarity
that's not a good sign

>>520689815
Wanking sessions on speed.

Waking up with a crooked Willie because you were too vigorous?

Not me, never heard of that one.

reckon that video of MIA admitting to being in satanic rituals is AI

>>520689937
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cy6CFTMnYa4

>>520689287
Religious extremist terror has always been a part of British culture

>>520686974
>Nightly since fucking March

What year, 85?

>>520690029
my generation got hit pretty hard by the mephedrone wave and thing I loved doing on that is watching porn videos, all the way through, you could still get a great flop-on on drone, it was fun man
now every time I do ANY stimulant, I go back to that well, and have for years now, it's embedded
>I'm up
>I'm horny as SHIT (I'm not)
>12 hours of smut, totally bored

I don't do it anymore obviously

>>520690040
actually it just sounds like someone with a similar voice dubbing over it, probs not AI

>>520690156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Gy94N_mcWs

>The Prison Service is examining the possibility that officers did not have a warrant to hold the men in custody. There has been an increasing number of cases in which prisoners are being moved between jails and courts and warrants are being lost and misplaced in the process. This forces prison staff to allow prisoners to walk free.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2025/nov/05/police-urgently-looking-for-prisoner-freed-by-mistake-in-london

>>520689449
>Britain enriched itself through 600,000 Jamaicans enslaved.
Oh really? And how much have they cost us? Bet they are massively overrepresented in crime and welfare usage stats.

>>520688756
Phwoar
https://youtu.be/PGbvT-thcwQ
This fucking rocks

>>520690190
I thought Anderson was a literal ape and they found him in a zoo, huh, TIL!

>>520690270
> Bowie

No thanks

>>520690190
He's been in government for years and the price of Freddos has only gone up. So what good is he?

>>520689258
Ever heard the phrase locked in a loop?

>>520690246
mcat weened me off mdma and I think I overindulged desu, when you could literally go shop and get a gram for a tenner it was hard not to over do it kek

Why are HR girls so pretty?

>>520690376
yeah that's my entire life

>>520690432
Forces you to behave inappropriately towards them, thereby guaranteeing themselves work and securing their own employment.

>>520690356
cringe

good evening

>>520689913
She's always thought they were real meerkats.

>>520689449
Only if they take every single Jamaican and Jamaican-descended ape back first.

>>520690429
if you came up to me right now and you gave me three grams of drone I'd just go do that, still
yeah it got a little out of hand but at least it wasnt loaded with fentanyl
it was 99.99% pure

said so on the sticker that said "NOT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION"

good times

>>520689865
based and she's right

>>520690633
hows the heid

>>520690668
He should let some Afghans stay in his house.

>>520690696
The torment of precautions often exceeds the dangers to be avoided. It is sometimes better to abandon one's self to destiny.

- Nappleon Bonaparte

>>520690538
Ultimate cringe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HasaQvHCv4w

>>520690029
For me it was the swollen foreskin where you can't even pull it back for days.
>>520690246
MCAT was fucking bad for it too but it also made you confident so more often than not you'd have a bird and some viagra and just fuck for 24hrs, must take decades off your life

>>520690633
> who’s going in the chair tonight?

>>520690761
how's t'lingling

>>520690246
I’m older than you, Ees were a new thing back in the day. £10 for a speckled dove.

Soap bar and purple heart acids.

Speed was a powder and cocaine was this exotic shit that const a weeks wage.

Hoofing bottle bags of soap. Then the mitzies arrived. Gatecrasher, cream, insomniacz. £8 to get into a club and £60 return ticket to Ibiza.

I was too young for warehouse raves.

>>520690794
you ever notice how like every time you did it with a group of people everybody just took their tops off?
weird when you look back on it and it's just like all these emos and chavs hanging around with their tits out because it's well hot bruv, but it's the middle of winter and it's snowing

like I said it was good times

is bowie cringe or based we need to put this to bed once and for all

What shall I get from tesco after toil lads

>>520690270
david bowie was a nonce

>>520690793
mick jagger was such a weird ugly cunt, bowie is immune to cringe

>Amazon blocking dodgy apps
Fucking cunts

>>520690794
> guy standing at the willywall for 5mins in club

He’s on the fast

>>520690960
*based ephebophile
she was literally a prostitute

>>520690675
I remember days when you could order it online in a block and had to smash it up with a toffee hammer. Only needed tiny lines as well it was ridiculously fucking daft, no wonder people used to die off gram bombs of the stuff. Nearly did myself ffs, got trippy eye immediately after a massive bomb then everything went like a red oil painting, spent two hours sat in the corner of a kitchen with my mates splashing water on me so I wouldn't pass out lmao

>>520690880
>Then the mitzies arrived.
yeah those are pretty legendary
I don't think we got legit, by that point mitsis already had a reputation but I saw one guy packing them once and was like "nah I'm already off my tits on drone and if I take two of those right now I'll actually die"

we were at a point where the drug culture had this turning point toward novel research chemicals which kinda sucked
nothing is what it is anymore

>>520691042
>got trippy eye
I used to call it watching ping pong

>>520690734
He better grow a beard before he tries that.

I vote based

>>520690910
Yeah it'd devolve into everyone roaming half naked around a flat having heatfelt conversations after asking for the next song for 12 hours in a row. I miss it and I don't.

>>520690933
cringe

https://archive.is/PVz0o
>Why is anyone buying a machete at all? Gardeners in these temperate climes do not need one to clear land or cut coconuts. And why throwing knives? They should both be outlawed immediately, like XL bully dogs.
>The most frequently used homicide weapon is a kitchen knife, used in 42 per cent of all cases. We can’t ban kitchen knives but there’s more we can do. Leanne Lucas, the dance instructor who shielded many children in Southport, is supporting the Let’s Be Blunt campaign that asks consumers to choose kitchen knives that have a rounded edge. Professional chefs may occasionally require a sharp point, amateur cooks don’t.
>The actor Idris Elba has initiated the Don’t Stop Your Future campaign and backs rounded tips for kitchen use.
FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS

Business idea: Revoke women's right to vote

>>520690794
Ahhh a swollen forskin, after skinning with every finger combination possible.

The good old days.

Eee by gum. When ah were a lad I was so off my face I nearly pulled me knob off.

Definitely a wholesome story to tell the grandkids.

>>520690983.

>>520690959
Henry Westons and Parkin. Maybe a pork pie to warm up as is tradition with mint sauce and mushy peas.

>>520691237
>>520691269
1-1 so far... polls still open

>>520691242
aha yeah
I'm glad like it wasn't just us
it's nice knowing everybody doin this stuff was half-naked

>>520690672
>Only if they take every single Jamaican and Jamaican-descended ape back first.
This piece of shit was Jamaican too:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delroy_Grant
>Delroy Easton Grant (born 3 September 1957) is a Jamaican-born British convicted serial rapist who carried out a series of offences of burglary, rape and sexual assault between October 1992 and May 2009 in the South East London area of England. Grant, also known as the Minstead Rapist and latterly the Night Stalker, is thought to have been active since 1990. He had a distinctive modus operandi, preying primarily on elderly women who lived alone. He is suspected of over 100 offences from 1990 to 2009
#WindrushGeneration

>>520690933
based
proof:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FgibWP2JG5U

SELECTA

>>520691017
He int alf
>>520691132
I can't get that wired anymore, would probably fucking die if I did.

>>520690983
Pair of creepy cunts

>>520691042
My m8s lips went blue one night on it, mad stuff

>>520690959
egg sandwich and a twix

noisy bastards

>>520691274
>asks consumers to choose kitchen knives that have a rounded edge
Why would I choose that if I have no intention of running and doing a cultural enrichment?

>>520691069
Yeah, I caned some good mitzies. When Gatecrasher was cooking. A bit of trance.

Then hard house dropped. Good times.

>>520691312
Not allowed to buy alcohol after 10 when my shift finishes because Scotland

>>520691274
FFS

>>520689795
No, it's not any urban myth. They are awesome and make you horny as fuck and accentuate sensation, too.

>>520688331
Jeets set off fireworks 5.5 hours before January 1st in London to coincide with New Year's Day happening in India.

Might have seconds and some chocolate cake and custard

>>520691298
When you go have a cig when the sun comes up, having cum yet, want to kill yourself but you know you have to finish the job to sleep. Zoomers have no idea
>>520691343
It was fucking warm (middle of december rocking up to the shop for cans in a t shirt and someone elses flower power shorts at opening time)

>>520690959

Couple of boiled eggs and a sandwich.

>>520691309
scabby shoes ngl

>>520691368
*tooooot*

>>520691223
I caned some sunrise, they were legendary. Only got them once.

Best pills I’ve ever had.

Not seen any of the others.

Fucking RISE. Brings back memories.

>>520691614
bogtrotter pilled

>>520691274
The argument isn't a utilitarian one. It's fun to throw knives and swing a machete around, same reason people enjoy sword fighting and re-enactment.
You don't need to own a bow and arrow but if you like those things, and want to give it a try you'll need them.
Then these tards will say something stupid like, b-b-but someone will die.

That's the risk you have to live with if you want freedom, if you take away all the nice things, the only people who end up having them are criminals and they WILL do bad things with them and nobody will have any nice things to counter them. Ergo, guns should be legal - inb4 some cunts hijack the thread to say they already are, I mean I should be able to pop down to Tesco and get a value derringer or something but whatever.

Gonna be a 29 year old virgin in January. Never kissed a woman. Any genuine advice?

watching cyprus videos with mum

>>520691734
get an escort

>>520691274
>opinion
>woman
pain worse than that of a knoife

>>520691223
Tell a lie. “Tune”, we called them “Melodie’s”. They were green.

>>520691734
It's not that big of a deal lad

>>520691574
>Poppers
>Baby oil
>Dirty wee bitch

>>520691699
>bogtrotter

>>520691734
Have you seen the paltry sentences for rape?

>>520691734
just do escorts at that point
never actually done it but it sounds like a laugh desu, it's their job and part of it is being nice to you and wanting to give you a fun experience, just dont fall in love with one

>>520691407
My lips apparently went blue last year off a stardawg bong, didn't even feel that bad just probably got a heart problem from the comedowns and withdrawals. Oh well.
https://youtu.be/iNmGzWe5jC8

>>520691734
>Any genuine advice
no

>>520690959
some halal chicken

>>520691514
The parkin still stands unless you're a Catholic in which case I dunno fish or something.

>>520690959
some haram chicken

>>520690959
some sliced chicken, olives and salami

gf has my dad on the phone and they're trying to fix the heating but it's not broken

>>520691686
Tried them all if the ‘ I love you’ has a heart on the reverse

>>520691734
You ever been to Cyprus?

>>520691274

I don't know if that dumb roastie is playing to middle class Times readers or not, but anyone who thinks that we should ban all pointy objects or even thinks that such a thing is even possible is honest to god legitimately mentally retarded.

>>520691780
>>520691908
I really don’t fancy doing an escort. 18 year old me would be fucking ashamed of the state of me now….

>>520691734
The willy goes in the vagina.

>>520691686
Best I ever had were those Dutch Punishers a while back, fuck me I thought I was going to die it was brilliant.

>>520690959
a plastic sex arse

>Worse than Nazi's

Sounds like he got a proper bumming

>>520692077
I never fancied doing an escort
a lot of them seemed really sad

>>520691734
Wish I was still a virgin ffs

>>520691834
I guess it’s the only time I’ll ever be part of the 1%.
I don’t know, it feels like a big deal to me. Way too old to be a virgin and I’ve just missed out on so much 18-28 I’ll never get back and now I’m too old for “fun”

>>520691734
Online dating. Try a few different sites and just start by meeting a woman at a bar or something and trying to have a conversation with her.

>>520692157
nazis didnt even bum that many people

>>520692157
Wait, I thought the nazis killed people? And he's clearly alive and fine, all four limbs, lips, ears, hair, nose

>>520691836
You know all about amyl namefag wrong un

>>520692077
honestly get a good bottle of liquor, half a gram of charlie and a good escort. all the shit you're feeling now will evaporate.

>>520692077
it might give you confidence to pull a genuine bird though, it's basically a simulator
idk if i were in your situation i would've done it by now kek

>>520692157
I'm so fucking sick of jews

>>520692157
>abused him
They took out loans from him and refused to pay.

>>520691745
based

new bake
>>520692303
new bake
>>520692303
new bake
>>520692303

>>520691911
A remember being a teen and going to a guys door to tick a bit of hash and he answered it fkn blue
Grabbed a quarter n fkd off
He’d od on palfium

He never remembered me at the door

>>520692246
I really don’t fancy an escort. I appreciate the advice, shocking it’s “escort, escort, escort” though

>>520692307
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>520692157
He's earned his PIP

>>520692238
they made him fall in love with them

>>520692238
Just needs some ear gauges and he's good to go

>>520691994
Olives are fkn rank and are useful only as projectiles

>>520692410
new

>>520691994
Is too much salt being bad a psyop? I've heard meds have the best diets but they have a ton of brined stuff, loads of fats too and nitrates.

>>520692266
>kek
I think it’s really over, isn’t it?

>>520691994
Disgusting.

>>520692204
I dunno m8 I'm turning 35 in January. Honestly don't give a shit anymore, and the power you have to make women who offer to take it feel like shit when you reject them is a right laugh

Everybody's gone drugs and pumping daft in this thread.

>>520692399
jussy hit different fr fr

>>520692452
i get the reduced salt olives mate. the normal ones are way too salty. need salt but not too much

>>520692442
he was late but I prefer this one
this one speaks to me

>>520692246
Don't give him stim willy and a horrific comedown that's cruel, at least tell him to get some viagra too it's OTC now

>>520692241
> never been in a&e cos you spilt poppers in yer birds eye while fkn on the bowling green at 3am

ngmi

>>520692204
everyone's fucking miserable lad, just crack on one day at a time

>>520692579
>coke
>comedown
don't get bosh, no comedown from pure

>>520692744
> no comedown from pure

Just an urge

FOR MOAR

>>520691274
all them roadmen would never have access to a grinder just completely beyond their abilities to just file it into a point

>>520692908
true dat

>>520692582
>birds
Yeah right fag
>>520692744
You said a bottle of liquor for the lad ffs, don't care how pure that coke is

>>520693146
well you gotta mix em. he'll automatically turn into casanova and give that mare a good riding

>>520692157
I wonder how many times they raped him?

I'm going to miss you lads