Thread 520828345

MICHAEL BURRY SHORTED ANOTHER $1 BILLION AND EVERYONE IS PANICKING!! IT IS OVER! SELL YOUR STOCKS WHILE YOU CAN!!!

perfect buying oppt

>>520828345 (OP)
IT IS FUCKING OVER!

>>520828345 (OP)
Who cares

>>520828345 (OP)
THE BIG SHORT MAN WAS RIGHT AGAIN!!

SELL ALL YOUR SHIT AND GET THE FUCK OUT!!

Is a feature

Don't kill all your politcal capital on a feature

>>520828345 (OP)
TESLA LOST $200 BILLION MARKET CAP IN 7 MINUTES!!!

>>520828345 (OP)
>-0.75
It's over

>>520828345 (OP)
>SELL YOUR STOCKS
and buy what?

>>520828483
BITCOIN LOST 20%!! THIS IS A FOREWARNING! WE HAVE RUN OUT OF CAPITAL!

>>520828345 (OP)
>>520828467
jewish black magic

>>520828497
Gold

>>520828497
TO MAKE SEXUAL SOLICITS TO MARRIED WOMEN WHO CANNOT PAY RENT!

>>520828497
ammo, it's over

>>520828345 (OP)
>STOCKS ARE COLLAPSING
it´s vekna´s fault!

>>520828345 (OP)
watch it reach another ATH in a month, after they've shaken out all the retail investors and slurped their shares up at a massive discount
you can tell when this shit is going to happen by the MSM articles, too.
MSM articles start spamming you to buy gold? you just know the bullrun is over and those who placed their bets early are paying for those articles to lure in exit liquidity.
MSM articles start spreading doom & gloom bubble talk? you just know they are trying to demoralize people before they intentionally dump the prices to make people panic sell.
it's blatantly obvious that it is artificial and coordinated too, since there was not even any incident that would have spawned this dumping.

Michael Burry has made six major documented bets against the broader market or specific overvalued sectors via short positions or put options. One was correct; five were wrong.

Burry has a strong reputation for deleting his Twitter account shortly after bearish predictions fail to materialize, often to dodge backlash. Examples include: deleting days after his 2022 "Sell" tweet (market rallied); vanishing in June 2021 after crash warnings (S&P up 15% next six months); and exiting in February 2023 post-"Sell" (S&P gained 8% immediately after). He reactivates sporadically for new warnings, then deletes again when markets defy him.

What the hell is "shorting"?

>>520828345 (OP)
You mean betting the entire economy on Bonzi Buddy 2.0 was a bad idea?

>>520828497
Gold, idk. Stonks are still probably better than cash, since Trump seems to be speedrunning stagflation.

If you use Google for stock prices I automatically assume you are too poor to own any stocks.

>>520828949
you can also buy bonds yields are at generational highs and the fed cant crank it higher or risk a complete collapse.

>>520828868
You place a bet that a stock will go down. If the stock goes down, you make money. If the stock goes up, you lose money.

It's an extremely risky type of investment and an uncovered short has theoretically infinite loss potential.

>>520828868
>borrow a share from someone who holds it
>sell it at the market right aware to gain the current price
>pray that the share price falls between now and the date where I have to return the share
>if it does, I can now buy them for cheap, return them, and pocket the difference

>>520828882
lmao

>>520828868
>borrow a bunch of stocks from someone
>sell them at the current price
>buy them back when the stock crashes
>"here's your stock back bro"

>>520829054
Bonds kinda suck tho. Iirc, people with more bonds got hosed by stagflation in the 70s harder than those heavy on stocks.

>>520828345 (OP)
> .75%
> Collapsing!

kys, retard

>>520829117
>>520829175
>>520829274
Sounds Jewish.

>>520829005
who the fuck wants to pass 2 factor authentication to log into schwab nigger. just type the ticker into google and take a screenshot.

>>520828345 (OP)
we've been in an obvious melt up for months now, if you didn't take some profits already you're fucking retarded

>>520829337
very! but the REAL jewish part comes when the same people who bet on the companies to fail then rig the game to ensure that it happens

>>520828868
You sell something that you dont own to eventually buy it back later

>>520828345 (OP)
fake news, the economy is doing great according to trump, only niggers, white trash, spics, illegals, asians, hawaians, natives, jews are having problems

>>520828345 (OP)
I am making so much money shorting also

>>520829396
Interactive brokers can have read only session open forndays nigger

>>520829396
>He doesn't have ToS running at all times

>>520829337
it kinda does have a valid purpose. it allows banks to mitigate the risk of long term deals by letting someone else buy the risk of it. means if shit goes south, their losses are less severe, and if the stock rises more than expected, someone else gets to pocket the difference, but at least the bank got the profit they initially calculated from it.
naturally, it attracts degenerate gamblers who start using it to destroy things for personal gain though.

>>520828862
KWAB

>>520828529
Bitcoin didn't have an intrinsic value in the first place

>>520828378
The ever wise words of the legend himself never fail to provide the necessary comfort in these times

>>520828467
That's the same amount of money to fund all of SNAP for two years lol, why does Elon hate the poor so much?

>.75

So literally nothing

>>520829699
>>520829337
think of it this way
>you agree that your company will build a house for someone for a certain price
>they first have to clear up all the paperwork though, construction will only begin in 6 months
>you do not have enough storage space to buy materials for a full house and just stash them away for 6 months, it would also increase the price too much
>between now and the start of construction in 6 months, prices for building materials explode, and if you'd buy them right now, you'd essentially be working to make yourself poorer, none of your calculations are valid anymore
>but luckily, you have an agreement with someone that you'd trade the materials at a fixed price in 6 months, meaning your calculation is valid and all the risk has been offloaded onto someone else
now some degenerate gambler holds the papers for that risk and hopes that the price of building materials actually drop in the meantime, so he can buy them for less than what he agreed on with you. if they do increase in price, it's the retarded gambler that gets fucked, just karma asserting itself.

now the problem arises when the gambler has so much money available that he can simply manipulate the markets and enforce the changes he was betting on. if he does shit like paying off politicians to get some (justified) tariffs on lumber dropped. his bet plays out well for him now, he can buy the lumber for way less than you agreed to pay for it, but your national lumber industry goes to shit as a consequence.

>>520830049
my portfolio is down by some 5% right now, which is annoying, but it was also up by 5% over the last two weeks or so.

>>520828375
yeah, make sure to buy that first dip on the way down. ignore trends and moving averages

Wake me up next month when new ATH

My savings plan was executed at ATH btw. As always.

>>520829529
extremely! but the SUPER jewish part comes when the same people who rig the game turn the game off when they start to lose.

>>520830392
it's why I don't have any. I just buy manually for a larger amount whenever there's a larger downturn.
the cost average effect stuff is a fucking meme, I have never seen anyone provide an actual valid calculation for it. they always use examples with very few data points that just have enough amplitude to make their calculation seemingly valid.
the only advantage of it is psychological, if you'd otherwise always miss a good timing because you're too scared that you might catch the falling knife.

>>520830163
good post thanks anon

>>520828345 (OP)
Pol is always right remidner auto loan bubble reminder housing.Bubble reminder Ai bubble mchaek burry routing mein kampf

>>520829911
> this means elon lost 200 billion!!!!

god i hate leftists so much, the most repulsive combination of smug and straight up fucking stupid imaginable.

Disclaimers: our system is fake and gay talmudism. This is not financial advice.

The S&P bounced right off of the 50dma, so Burry fanbois should calm down. Meanwhile, Burry has massivre ass bleeding unrealized losses for claiming that there would be a significant collapse for months. Yes, eventually there will be a 2008esque meltdown, but you have to ge the timing right. Personally I am mostly in 3-12 month Tbills, with a limited bullish Call spread on SPX 6725/6750 for 21 Nov 25.

>>520831573
>but you have to ge the timing right
And therein lies the rub. You have to pay to maintain margin in order to short, and they will bleed you dry.

>>520828467
He sold

>>520828345 (OP)
I will continue to do nothing

>>520828862
>Michael Burry has made six major documented bets against the broader market or specific overvalued sectors via short positions or put options
List them. Frens and I did research yesterday and found only one incorrect bet and one incorrect tweet.
This appears to be a reddit opinion.

>>520830163
Vienen Dank für Ihre Antwort, mein Fren!

>>520828345 (OP)
>>520828378
Not buying your heavy shitstock bags kike

>>520831670
Exactly. Normie gorrila apes may well go all in on wild Put bets, shorts, etc only to see the indexes remain where they are. They will go bankrupt, life savings wiped in such a scenario, but Burry can continue to borrow against his hedgefund.

>>520828345 (OP)
US labour force numbers are terrible nonfarm payroll from March 24-25 revised down 911,000, ADP jobs figure from August revised from +54,000 to -3,000 Sept figure -32,000(Revision due this month will likely be revised lower) the October figure of +42,000 will likely be revised down also in December layoffs is what proceeds a recession the retail stocks that service the average person i.e. fast food joints just reported terrible earnings as people can't even afford fast food and have to use BNPL you now have the top 10% representing 50% of consumer spending The Fed just pumped $150 billion into the banks if those aren't huge warning signs then you're a fucking mongoloid and I will enjoy watching you hold my bag

>>520829175
Thank you german bro

>>520832029
>Burry can continue to borrow against his hedgefund.
A lot of people forget his investors were freaking the fuck out about his "Big Short" play which was just bleeding money before everyone realized those MBS were toxic as shit and finally hit it big. Frankly, I think he's become a Pied Piper kind of character that is designed to lead retail a certain way. Oh, Burry is shorting? Load up on puts. Cramer is all in on this stock? Short it. Buffett has the most cash he's ever had? Sell it all, today.

>>520828345 (OP)
time to slurp some cheapies

>>520828345 (OP)
>.75%
You kids need to learn what a crash is.

>>520828529
Also bitcoin does this every year around the holidays ever since the Jews started heavily infesting it. Something about paying back money managers ect.

>>520830316
You’re right the first dip is usually not the best time to buy. I am waiting for blood in the streets before anything

>>520832363
>Frankly, I think he's become a Pied Piper kind of character that is designed to lead retail a certain way. Oh, Burry is shorting? Load up on puts. Cramer is all in on this stock? Short it. Buffett has the most cash he's ever had? Sell it all, today.
I agree. Buffet's cash hoard was most compelling to me, but clearly he missed out on significant run. So either he seung and missed or there is something else going on. Burry and Cramer are exactly as you say: designated influencers for mitwits so jewish plutocrats can play dump and pump or pump and dump, respectively.

>>520828345 (OP)
I have no stocks , i'll buy the dip

>>520833116
Buffet has openly said he thinks stocks are currently overvalued and has been putting his cash into short term treasuries

>>520833082
Nice catch, Honkler! Unless we see some kind of real support build, or a sudden snap back, I'm waiting for the 200DMA to hit. May add some Dec Put spreads around the 6950 area...

>>520831547

Owns 13% stake. So yeah he lost something. Just like you lost, kike. Cope, seethe, and go choke on some foreskins for us.

>>520833248
I know and I agree with him, and frankly did the same (while allocating a little bit to do options trading.) But he missed a ramp up, so he isn't perfect.

That said, Burry and Cramer are just media ornaments. Burry is a one hit wonder who almost got skinned alive for making huge bets to early (and has been anally bleeding this year for again being too early, but mitwits don't seem to care.) Cramer is an incredibly resouce as a slightly delayed inverse indicator.

>>520828345 (OP)
The stock market is supposedly worth tens of trillions of dollars. How does a one billion dollar short have anything more than a tiny, in fact negligible effect on it?

>>520828345 (OP)
SP500 up 12.5% YTD. Call me when we erase that, we will but this is nothing.

>>520829911
MARKET CAP

Oh no my stocks are back at what they were in September, what am I gonna doooo?

I guess I'll just keep holding through this piss poor excuse of a bear market and wait until the money printer is brrrring again soon

>>520831702
Gigabased. My energy is spent with my wife and kids not on fake numbers and red/green lines.

>>520833556
because it's 'the big short' guy
he can predict the future

>>520833556
a concensus is being reached.

>>520829054
>bonds
>3.5 to 4% yields
>while the dollar is down 8% on the year
Better buy SPY or Gold and hope it recovers.

>>520828345 (OP)
So why is zcash pumping so hard?

>>520828467
Holy shit the world is ending ahhhh

/pol/faggots are the stupidest people on the planet, coincidentally it also has the highest posting numbers of brown people, especially Indians.

>>520828345 (OP)
Why don't people just buy instead and liquidate him?

>>520830049
>>520831547
I want people to understand how small snap is and how important it is compared to other insane chunks of money that vanish and appear, so they understand what a small drop in the bucket it is in the financial chaos of capitalism. Im fully aware what market capitalization means, and I don't align with either party, dipshit

>>520829117
>You place a bet that a stock will go down. If the stock goes down, you make money. If the stock goes up, you lose money.
This is not at all an accurate description of shorting stock bro

>>520831781
2020: Shorted the passive investing/index fund bubble, predicting a burst similar to 2008. The market crashed briefly in March due to COVID but recovered sharply, invalidating the bet with no significant follow-through decline.
2021: Shorted Tesla via put options (disclosed May 2021). Tesla's stock doubled in six months; Burry exited the position at a loss in November 2021.
2021: Shorted ARK Innovation ETF (Cathie Wood's fund). The bet lost as tech-heavy funds rallied through year-end.
2022–2023: Predicted the "mother of all crashes" with a December 2022 "Sell" tweet and put options on S&P 500/Nasdaq. The S&P fell 20% in 2022 but rallied 24% in 2023; Burry admitted in April 2023 he was wrong and closed positions at a ~40% loss.
2023: Shorted semiconductor sector (SOXX ETF) and reloaded on S&P/Nasdaq puts in Q2. Both indices surged; positions liquidated at a loss by Q3.

>>520833481
>But he missed a ramp up, so he isn't perfect.
This is a "the market can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent" situation.
He wasn't trying to time the market, he just saw current PEs and took his money elsewhere.

>>520828345 (OP)
>>520828375
Inside information: big money is selling stocks, they're buying any gold they can get their hands on.

>>520834577
CVD proved the value of contagion.
Even when it's a farce.
FOMO

>>520838117
Inside information, pic rel

>>520828345 (OP)
didn't musk get 1 trillion dollars yesterday?

>>520838117
London desperato for silver.
Not going to get enough.
Squeeze is on.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfRslzjdEF8

>>520828345 (OP)
Jump from your office window!
Now!

>>520838117
>big money is selling stocks, they're buying any gold
which is why gold is down today right?

>>520839407
They're keeping gold under $4000, so the normalfags don't rush in like they have done some time earlier.
By keeping it steady, they do it under the radar.
NOW is the time to get all the gold you can afford, because soon it's going to be all gone and they'll let it go parabolic.
All they want now is for THEM to own gold, not the cattle.

>>520839659
how do you buy tons of gold while keeping the price down?
also, is taking financial advice from a memeflag generally a good idea?

>>520839119
Yes, a convoy of semi trucks just brought it over to his giant vault and added it to the rest of his money bags.

>>520828345 (OP)
Hey sweet, stocks on sale. Thanks for the heads up

>>520839753
Exactly like how physical silver stackers managed to buy tons of silver while the banks kept the price down, hoping we'll lose interest and move on.
They manipulate the price with paper contracts, until there's no more physical, exactly like how it's happening with silver where LBMA is unable to cover any physical.

>>520839659
Even China's central bank has stopped buying gold and the CCP just got rid of a tax offset for buying gold the demand will decrease unless there's another catalyst

>>520836846
Agreed, and that is precisely what I did. My point is that even Buffet doesn't exactly know what is going to happen (though I value his perspective much more than Burry or Cramer, unless the latter's as an inverse indicator.) Again, Burry took out huge bets thinking that he could time the meltdown; he barely made it in 2008 and in 2025 has been taking enormous losses. He can probably come out of this alright, but mitwits emulating him run a high risk of getting wiped out.

>>520828467
You can't lose what you don't have. Market value is invisible money. Tesla lost nothing.

>>520840088
>Even China's central bank has stopped buying gold
China hasn’t stopped buying gold, they’ve stopped publishing reports on their gold purchases. This is because they’re ramping up purchases. China has to do something with the excess foreign currencies they receive in trade and it has nowhere else to go but gold.

>>520840065
ok interesting

The orange retard has been the best thing to happen to my finances. I made around $50k post liberation day up to today.

>>520828378
when warren is 400 billion in cash
thats basically what he is saying.
im sure he is surprised how long this horse shit went on for.

>>520840065
>exactly like how it's happening with silver where LBMA is unable to cover any physical
A problem that’s only going to get worse since China changed their restricted exports policy to include silver. China is the world’s number 2 producer of silver.

>>520828345 (OP)
We’re going back to pre Covid levels, where we belong.

>>520836343
In a nutshell it’s not wrong
You are in fact gambling on the stock going down, just with less risk than options.

>>520846577
It's actually far riskier than pretty much any options contract, excepting naked calls. There are other naked contracts that can also be quite risky of course, but they won't have as much loss potential as short selling. Any covered option is going to have less loss potential than shorting stock, that's why short selling is generally an awful idea for anyone that's not a savvy investor.

I better not find any NVDA nor PLTR in this thread

>>520842943
I'm doing well too. Everyone who panicked and sucked the left's fear mongering dicks lost their asses.

>>520828345 (OP)
INVEST IN RAM RELATED STOCKS YOU IDIOTS
GOVERNMENT'S SKYNET USES IT
RAM IS GOING TO COST MORE THAN VRAM
VRAM IS FOR VIDEO GAMES
RAM IS THE FUTURE FOR AI

>>520848365
FLY YOU FOOLS

>>520828882
Underrated

>>520828345 (OP)
Hurry! Move everything into CLO ETFs!

>>520828345 (OP)
>tfw I literally bought the top

>>520828378
>ftfy
If you don’t hodl GME, you’re ngmi. Shrimple as
>t. hodl 6000 GME Pure Book DRS

I don't want to look at my portfolio, but I see the market has recovered a bit.

>bynd
mooning

>>520828345 (OP)
Nobody ever told me why I should give a shit about stocks.

>>520850124
Don't fold, just hold it. Inflation is about to spiral and the extra liquidity has to be soaked up somewhere or else economy collapses, in which case the money won't do you any good anyway.

>>520851078
I know, but still sucks.