Thread 520864574

how do we fight the gooning epidemic?

>>520864574 (OP)
what the fuck

Great football, shit firm.

Why is he doing the virtual insanity pose?

>>520864574 (OP)
I hope she jacked him off instead of leaving him with blue balls.

>>520864574 (OP)
Just start hitting up escorts every month
Low ball these online thots

By jerking off even harder.

There's a point it becomes pretty lame and things normalize again.

>>520864574 (OP)
one time, my college roommate walked in on me as I was yeeting my meat, and I just pointed at him with my free hand and yelled YOU'RE NEXT.
A good general will find a way to turn probable defeat into certain victory.

>>520865219
I literally have an 18cm cock and i am still a virgin, how do i cope?

>>520865416
Why don’t you have sex with a hot girl?

>>520864574 (OP)
Japan is so shit they had to the girl getting fucked by a nigger lmao

Every generation thinks they're the first one to have sex, but now zoomers think they invented masturbating to things on the internet.

>>520865416
get hard, stay hard walk around your grocery store or similar place and women will approach you. it's how i met my wife

>>520865577
They do have the best fap material

>>520864574 (OP)
>>520864814
are those black males?

>>520865542
I was hoping to meet the right one to lose my virginity, i am really scared of having sex with a woman and then being abandoned

>>520865651
lol

>>520865713
I am serious, i need someone that will stay, i think i will kill myself if i fall in love again and then even lose my virginity and then she leaves

>>520865046
Not even what but why is this image?

>>520865651
go to cougar bars or places older women hangout then. do >>520865607 and you will get laid.

>>520865651
>i am really scared of having sex with a woman and then being abandoned

Stop giving a shit lil bro, learning how to cope with getting hurt is all part of the game.
It will happen, you will get over it, you will learn its not that bad and the experience will inure you against clinging to some womans skirt like a little Beta boy.

>>520865816
Seriously the porn they are looking at sucks

>>520865960
At least he don't eat cow shit

>>520864574 (OP)
Where is the hat?

>>520865790
>I am serious, i need someone that will stay, i think i will kill myself if i fall in love again and then even lose my virginity and then she leaves
jesus anon. take the milf/gilf pill they will love you for your youth and vigor and will stay as long as you dick them well.

>>520864574 (OP)
What is he trying to say?

>>520864574 (OP)
futures
made of

>>520865046
Why dont they just suck each other? It'd be more fun

>>520866166
Pajeets are not humans they are made of cow shit

>>520865651
You are not a common animal in society.
Sex is meaningless to 99% of people. It might mean something to you, and that is valid. But you have to understand everyone around you will think there's something wrong with you for not having whatever sex you're capable of getting. This is not a world for hopeless romantics.

>>520864574 (OP)
Female gooners exist and are taking over.

>>520865607
That’s a birth defect
Imagine not being able to go balls deep unless you’re with a huge gaping whore

>>520864574 (OP)
Cringe

>No lock on door
>Window drapes open so all the world can see in his room...
>Pants around legs lol
>Underwear around knees
>No towel on gaming chair...
>censored hentai porn

What a noob!

>>520866583
>pretty good goonin’
>for a girl

>>520867061
the pic probably is, but the dude said he had a 7 incher, that can go balls deep, just ask your mum she took all my 9 inches

>>520864574 (OP)
softcore pics and women masturbating without toys are the only types of porn that should be watched

>>520867422
>women masturbating
No. Only softcore. You should be able to cum to Disney princesses without any extra shit.

>>520868282
Based and childhood pilled
>Not having insanely vivid sexual fantasies of all Disney princesses with a special place for Ariel.

>>520866391
that shits gay bro

>>520868568
>furiously masturbated to the babies peeing in the hospital in the rugrats movie in like 1999
I was a weird 7 year old

>>520865119
truth to this but probably case by case

>>520865416
grim im a dicklet and ive been with 7 girls
Ive always assumed big dick chuds fuck more

>>520869102
>dicklet
Disappointing women is based

>>520868915
I masturbated to all the butts in Dragonball. Goku, Bulma, Gohan, etc. I even wanked one out to Gotenks on that 2nd to last episode of DBZ where they're taking a bath at the end.

I'd rather jack off than have to deal with the vapidness of woman.

>>520866391
It's rather obvious they do.

>>520864574 (OP)
Western would involve some sort of futa or twinkboy stuff.

>>520867131
getting caught was part of his plan

>>520865046
Ya yo who is the chicken with the awesome big tits on the right monitor?!

>>520864574 (OP)
with fire