>>520864574
Just start hitting up escorts every month
Low ball these online thots

>>520323060

Edit: My first gold is on a comment about this. I can't believe it, Reddit, you always surprise me. Thank you kind stranger for the gold, and thank you kind strangers for all the upvotes! I didn't think when I woke up today and found out my mom had super cancer that I'd actually be smiling today but you guys changed that. Thank you. When I had to put down my dog a few minutes ago I had tears in my eyes, I still do have tears, but now they're tears of joy! Thank you Reddit for all of these upvotes and the GOLD!! Wow I still cannot believe it. Hey, maybe we can push for platinum??? I've never had platinum before and would love to see what it does! My dad before he had his colonoscopy told me to "Try and live each day like its your last... And also get platinum on Reddit" and I don't want to let him down! I want to show my father that I'm strong and capable of overcoming impossible odds (those odds being getting platinum haha!). In conclusion I just want to thank each and every one of you guys for the hours of entertainment I get on this website, I love each and every one of you wonderful people, each and every one of you is unique and special and can do whatever you want!! I love all of you! Thank you so much for the gold and the upvotes!

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Edit: SILVER???? THANKS kind stranger!

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Edit: ANOTHER SILVER?? Okay guys, this is epic. But can I get a platinum? Also, my daddy is having a second colonoscopy, 1 upvote = 1 prayer.

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Edit: Guys, I feel a little sick my eyes burn

Edit: showerthoughts are just thoughts but never in the shower

Edit: To all the jerks out there who say I'm a pretentious little brat, go and find a hecking platinum and prove me wrong, I have more shinies, you mongoloid

>>519685083
EDIT 6 (OMG): HOLY @#$& OMFG WTF OMGGGGGGGGGGGG 20 UPVOTES!!!!! THIS IS MY DREAM!! THANK YOU ALLLLLL OF YOU, ESPECIALLY u/Dogemaster666 u/randomstupidnanasnme u/still_girth WHO GOT ME TO THIS POINT AND ANNOUNCED THEY DID. YOU GUYS HAVE MY RESPECT 100 PERCENT. THANK YOU SOOOOOOO MUCH GUYS OMG IM CRYING SO HARD AND MY PARENTS ARE ASKING WHY. ITS SO EMBARRASSING BUT SO WORTH IT. THANKS EVERYONE. SO. DAMN. MUCH.

Edit 7: Changed color of heart emojis in the above (AMAZING) update.

Edit 8: OOOH, WAIT GUYS. WE HAVE A TWENTY THIRD!! u/shrimpandvegetables thank you SO SO much.

Edit 9: Alright, I’m going to go play some Smash Ultimate. I’ll continue with the updates a bit later. CAN WE GET 30 UPVOTES BY THE TIME IM DONE? Probably not. But it would literally be a dream come true. Sadly, I think I’m just dreaming right now. But we can hope, right?

Edit 10: ... ... ... oh my gosh guys. oh my gosh. GUYS. THIRTY, THREE ZERO UPVOTES. THATS LIKE, GOTTA BE A WORLD RECORD. u/SuperWill93. Thank. You. Soooooo. Much. After getting badly beaten in Smash Ultimate, I felt useless. After seeing such amazing people (especially u/SuperWill93) getting me to THIRTY. THIRTY upvotes, I feel like the most important person ever. I don’t even know what else to say. Just omg. Thank you.

>>519173653
Not surprised . Likely long line of homo pedo convicts on that boat
They are also the biggest groomers busted aboard

>>214816363
Ello guvna did the dingo ate yo baby

>>515097248
Friendly reminder that Aussies are the biggest pedos busted aboard

>>150650586
>He hasn't seen the gooncaves zoomers build
lol

>>513897456
Tugged so much his dick got weak and shrunk

>>513771579
Bodied that nonce

>>213999053
Kek based
Add troons, for a dying billion they hot so many sexual fucked up behaviours
These guys can’t even quit porn or dapping for a month

hsriggers for this feel?

>>213924905
Truly a prison island

>>213859362
Get a room nigel

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>>509820462
>I can build my own home.
So why would you need the state to provide you with one?
>I can produce my own food.
Post pics of the contents of your refrigerator with timestamp.
>I can live completely without you.
Good, because I wasn't offering to gibs you anything.
>property taxes to give to Israel.
How much property tax did you pay last year? What percentage of that do you believe went to Israel?
>school taxes to pay for rich folks
How much did you pay in school taxes last year?
>If your going to come out here and steal from me
I can assure you I don't intend to steal anything from you. I'm getting by just fine without having to steal from others.
>I want that guy to have a house.
So go build him one, or get a fucking job and buy one for him.
>I paid for it.
With the job you don't have?
>Parasite
Says the redditor with no job screeching for gibs on 4chan.

>>509573592

Wow this is my most upvoted post ever, thanks kind strangers!

Edit 2: Thanks for all the witty replies to my comment as well :)

Edit 3: 274 karma, almost at 275!

Edit 4: 275!!

Edit 5: Down to 273 :/

Edit 6: u/jack333666 has mentioned the edits and I just want to say, I don't see anything wrong with thanking the people that made you successful.

Edit 7: 269 now. I don't understand why I'm getting hate.

Edit 8: Stop bullying me. I'm not going to say it anymore.

Edit 9: u/yetibutton You know what? Post it to 4chud or whatever the hell that lsite is. I promise you will get laughed at and kicked out of there. Just because you're jealous that I'm the king of Reddit doesn't give you the right to attack me!!

>>509566988
>instead of focusing on the topic
OK, let's focus on the topic of this thread. What do you do for work? How long before you are replaced by a chatbot? How much free shit do you believe you're entitled to once this happens and at who's expense?

We did it, Reddit!

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>>508856932
Take your meds bogan literally nothing happened there

We did it, Reddit!

Edit: Thank you guys so so so much for 1 upvote! It means the world to me. Omg I’m literally freaking out right now. I just got home from school and this absolutely blew up! I didn’t know you guys agreed with me so much. Thank you omg wow. I'll post the rest of the speech later

Edit 2: Huge thanks to u/ThomasThaWankEngine for an upvote. People like this literally change my life. Love you so much, no homo. You’re my hero. I’m freaking out OMGGGGGGG, someone else upvoted my post. You’re an amazing person. Never forget that. Thanks so much! I’m literally freaking out how do I control this?!?! Thank you. So. Much.

Edit 3: OMG!! FIVE UPVOTES?! Seriously guys, I can’t thank you enough. This has literally been the best day of my entire life. I’ll never forget this day. If we can get TEN upvotes, I will literally cry out loud. That would be so amazing. But I’m only dreaming. Actually, one of my dreams already came true. FIVE UPVOTES! God is real and he has granted me five whole upvotes. Thank you, amazing people, for helping me achieve my life long dream. I literally can’t thank you enough.

Edit 4: GUYS? WE HAVE A SEVENTH UPVOTER!!!! u/Nihon_Hanguk is the amazing person this time! They have changed my WHOLE life by pressing the upvote button and I’m sooooooo thankful for nice people like this. Keep doing what you’re doing! Maybe you can change other people’s lives too! I’m like, sooooooo happy right now guys! I CANT CONTROL MY HAPPINESS! Thank you so so so so so so so so so much. You’re amazing.

Edit 5: 15 UPVOTES?! FIFTEEN UPVOTES?! IM LITERALLY CRYING RIGHT NOW!!!! FIFTEEN UPVOTES! FIFTEEN UPVOTES?! Thank you guys so so so much. I love you all. I’m crying irl right now guys. Tears of joy, of course! joysoblaughing Special thanks to u/OverdosingOnMemes for being the THIRTEENTH UPVOTER! It means a lot to me. You’re just an absolutely amazing person. And to all other 14 upvoters, too, you’re so amazing as well. THANK YOU ALL!!!1!

>>507548157
67% of Canada is white
Doubt you’re not far off either