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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?

>>520946231 (OP)
tyb and good evening anons

Thank you baker, and good evening to all.

>>520946231 (OP)
>addy and bryce
ty baker

Good evening anons. Did I miss much last night? I fell asleep about halfway through.

>>520946872
Nobodies cutting kitties pancakes? Must not be retarded.

Hey gang! Been a long time since I’ve tuned in for a show! Hey does anyone know if anything happened to the retarded cop from Nye county over a year ago who ran up on the homeowner & swung him through the window at the front of his house for no reason then literally blamed the homeowner. I always wonder what happened to that asshole

Pic is incident in question

>>520947011
He clearly desires to be wrangled. I can relate.

>>520947011
Kitty doesn't have a wrangler, sadly.

>>520946770
addy lookin supple
hopefully she and bryce get lewd in tonight's ep

still catching up on last night's episode.
Has Ms. Cooper been spotted tonight? I'm not a fan of lady cops or tattoos but I'd make that whore my wife

morning gents

Dan the man with the deception plan

>>520947434
The consistency with which his caregivers poison him via processed foods is remarkable, as is the low % of nutritional content in it.

Sup niggers. What’re we eating tonight?

>>520949514
yo nigger just eating pizza

>>520949587
Noice I love pizza. What kind? I made a steak but overcooked it a little. Shamefru dispray

>>520949431
>the low % of nutritional content in it.
I don't think he's lacking in caloric intake anyway.

>>520949514
I made sloppy joes.

>>520949834
Did you make it extra sloppy?

>>520949834
Solid guychow.

>>520949514
zaxby's chicken nuggets and beer fried cheese curds

>>520949897
Not really, maybe I should have.

niggas stealin amberlamps?

I'm watching a documentary abut Chris Farly so I ain't missing it for this trash. LMK if anything good happens.

>>520949940
these labels are off
wifeslop and guychow are of similar quality/skill

>>520949940
I make chili a lot during winter. Can eat for days from a big pot.

>Beaver moon
Nigs wyling

>>520950141
how much chowslop did he intake?

>>520946231 (OP)

>Bryce and Addy

Everyone still calls it livepd lmao

>>520950179
If I eat chili day three days in a row, I'm done with it for a couple of months minimum.

>>520949514

Coke slaw and chips. I have a race tomorrow and haven’t shit yet do I’m starting to get worried.

>>520950071
you shouldn't be surprised
what's surprising is Dan showing it

i miss Nye county

>>520950277
Are you a skilled racist?

Finally got this shit working.

This better be good.

>>520950216
He had strong appetites across the board. Heart of gold tho and universally loved.

>>520950277
What are you racing?

>>520950209
>she grippin
>>520950268
truth

Why are there so many niggresses with kids but no husband?

>>520950436
It's actually 75% officially. Astonishing. It's the perfect conditions for manufacturing felons. That's an unironic scientific fact.

crack head

is that a white meth lady that stole the ambalamps?

>exposed rebar fence
seems safe

>>520950302
>what's surprising is Dan showing it
nah

WOW this bitch is well past high

>>520950436
Would you marry one?

>loves god too much
the schizo is strong with this one

>>520950683
now I get it, how could I be so naive after all the nogs from last night?

>>520950683
>irish american

>had an ambulance
>needs an ambulance

>>520950419

Just a running race. I should probably use the word race more conservatively.

>>520949514
Monkey chow

This nigga seems zesty

zesty

>>520950799
hahahahahahaha

Oh brother. I feel an Addy, street-flavored tough love session coming on…

>>520950856
addy servin up buns

>turn up
>no taxpayers involved
>leave

oh that nigger gay fo sure

>addy will never sit on my face after a long night of nig wrangling
It’s not fair

bryce is so fatigued

>>520950799
That one's A classic.

bryce's irish genes are strong

Just let the family figure out their drama on their own

I can’t break the goyslop habit damn it

i need an irish mouse eared girl to cook me wifechow

you can't park there

>>520951131
is that skyrimmed?

>>520951170
you can if you're drunk

>>520951170
Clearly he can

>>520951175
Wat?

Dammit Marsh, you didn't see the knife?

>drop phone
>it dials 911

>>520951170
I’m betting it was a drug deal gone bad… I had no clue your iPhone auto dials 911

Looks like they just took the car out of storage

Uh oh Sheboons in shower caps getting mouthy, could get spicy!

How is your vaginal odor bros?

nothin like bein the face of vaginal odor

>>520951542
>brown
>vaginal odor
Checks out

cant biofems just flush the pussy out with a hose or something,.

Some siblings really deserve a baseball bat to the head.

This guy looks like he says bip bop boob

>>520951640
It just gets disgusting again shortly after. Waman are nasty

this nigga

>>520951640
Ph levels matter a lot between a pussy that smells like water and one that smells like a sushi restaurant

Dan sighs in frustration at reality being shown

she just called bryce "sir"

It's the guy in the mask from Drive

>>520951828
He knows he will get yelled at by his superiors for showing too much nignogging

>>520951885
It's his show. He the big boss. he's a media empire unto himself with LE and court reality shows.

maher says it is a THI

>>520951885
Dan actually has full editorial and executive producer privileges for opl, he’s in complete control over what does or doesn’t air. He’s also a liberal cuck.

>>520951940
Nah he has some bigger jews above him somewhere

>>520951940
>>520952002
that's the "legal" stuff
that doesn't mean he doesn't have handlers

>>520951262
it's upsidedown, plus the flamed stones looks like a cave

>>520952073
Yes

>>520952025
>>520952048
That’s why he moved the show to reelz and deal he cut with the network, Dan has singlehanded built the reelz network off opl. The kike in control of A&E tried to sue him after they cancelled livepd after George Floyd

>>520952136
giant dookie mounds or anthills?

>>520952183
Orly? Wasn’t aware of that. jews jewing jews

>>520950268
Amateur

>>520952218
Those are camels retard

>>520952025
>>520952048
wrong

>>520951940
>>520952002
>>520952183
right

>>520952338
camels and fish go together

>jeets in commercials
Gross

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

>I can print you out a copy
>I can't actually, I don't have a printer

it's a bryce episode

>not even an m5
Puss

>>520952651
Welcome to Warby Parker

Bryce needs her b'hole suckled every night when she gets home to help her unwind.

that haircut is completely unacceptable

>..think.. imma gon go
this shouldn't take long

>went around in a circle for 45 minutes
What the fuck

Curtis E bear the courtesy bear

FUCK
ON THE GROUND, YOU FUCKING RETARD
FUCK

They should’ve just left the truck there o_O

>>520953195

Bears can’t talk, Eddie

>Mommy's house
Sounds hot

>seven duis
The system works.

>6 DUIs
alright i am an enthusiastic drunk driver, but that's too much

>>520953182
>went around in a circle for 45 minutes
>cops just followed him in a circle for 45 minutes

>>520953223
That’s one count of making an officer look stupid

He needs progrumz

7 DUIs
How many can you have and keep driving?

Hey anons, I missed the first hour I believe?

Anything interesting happen?

>>520953328
Through God, anything is possible

>>520953328
theres an old ep of cops where a woman had 19 previous ones and she still led them on a chase

You know what? I’m about to order a pizza for dinner with extra cheese and extra marinara sauce and then dunk it in 1000 island dressing… It’s honestly good as fuck and I haven’t had it in a while

>>520953358
Addy and Bryce lezzed out for a little in a patrol car

>>520953430
>missed it
It's over.

>Can the car stay here?
No
This is his 7th DUI
If it was his 6th then yes

>>520953328
>>520953402
Used to be common where you could rack them up, but now they have gay ass laws like if you catch so many dui’s within 3-5-7 years they start throwing you in prison for for several years.

>>520953474
just bryce getting face time mostly but nothing special habbening

>>520953358
>Anything interesting happen?
we found out bryce has kung fu grip

Haven't been here since the 300th episode week.
How the hell ya been?

>>520953317
>Prison wallets 101 XD
>>520953328
Well I noticed that they said that he refused the field sobriety, breathalyzer, blood test, etc...
He must know something that we don't.

>>520953307

Did you see the episode of this show where a cop actually described a perp as ‘hatless’?

>>520953527
These idiots need to learn to maintain. I probably circumnavigated the globe drunk throughout my years and never got pulled over

>>520953474

It was a lez sesh for the ages. There was passion, there was drama, there was butthole.

paging drawanon

Why does nearly every bmw driver drive like a psychotic twat now

>>520953587
It’s easy to get spotted when you’re in a small town or city and the cops recognize your vehicle and once you get known for being a rabble rouser they pull you over constantly just to fuck with you. When you’re traveling you just blend in as a nobody.

>I was hongry
Was he a nigger

>>520953672
>now
this is at least a 20 year old phenomenon

>>520953672
Longstanding jokes about BMW and Porsche drivers being the pricks of the roads

fascinating body composition

gross

>>520953713
I was trying to post the big black baloney man but click Baloney the criminal

WHY CANT BUMP
BUMP
BUMP BUMP

She just wants to bump the thread.

>had her in the car
>just let her get back out to bump

>>520953847
>skraight up

Fatigue maxxed

What the fuck is this niggress

Her chocolate milkers were bumping

>Ya'll wanna bump??
>>520953659
<3 what's up friend?

>>520953937
Kek

>>520953937
Draw addy pls

>>520953827
found it

>>520953937
sweet was hoping you were about
hope you're well

>>520953937
>>520953847
Niggas be bumping the thread.

This cop is turning into Vanilla Ice

>>520954059
that's a thick cut

Ashley Coons? She's not on the line up sheet

I want to see the dog eat someone

>>520954160
>k9
You just know…

Do any of you anons wish to bump?

>i'm not after you, dummy
>god bless america

I like this cop too. Has she ever shown butthole?

this bitches shift will be over before she arrives

>>520954253
Only one driver actually moved over to the curb for her.

GOD BLESS AMERICA

How long is the average shift for a police officer every day?

>several minutes of driving
>NOW LETS GET IN A BREAK
Thanks Dan, you fucking faggot

What does this bitch want the cars to do? Fly away? If they don’t slow down she will arrest them for fleeing and eluding.

>>520954325
prolly 10 or 12 hours

>>520954319
She still said she didn’t appreciate the truck moving over for her during a blind curb. That bitch is dumb.

>>520954325
Day shift and night shift. 12 hours.

>>520954092
You too buddy <3
>>520954010
>Draw addy pls
Is that the small blonde female cop that started the episode? Someone above described her as 'mousey' kek.
>>520954333
Checked and kek'ed

>>520954457
>blind curb
She was saying "blind curve". And she stupidly passed that car risking a head-on collision as there was no way to see if anyone was driving the other direction.

>>520954501
>the poor aussiefags
kek

>>520954309

Not funny. This naive and trusting 30 year old girl was manipulated, groomed, and gaslit into fucking that whole department. She deserved that 500k of taxpayer money!

>>520954501
Addy is the goblina with dark hair. Bryce is the blonde mousy one

looks like a perfect road for a deer to run out

>>520954606

I do not agree with that description.

so which one is she?

>>520954596
>The face she makes when I pull out my 4 inches

I just fucking love endless driving.

>>520954596
That pic will never not make me laugh

damn this bitch is awful tv

>>520954676
>K9 Archie had a 6 inch

Is she lost?

>>520954698
should be a rule they switch after 30 seconds of driving/nothing happening

that poor dog lol

>>520954609
Almost guaranteed in my neck of the woods.

>>520954596
>The court document that says she told the black officer not to cum in her mouth when she was sucking his dick in his cop car and he shoved her head down and ejaculated in her mouth.

>>520954774
well her main problem is that she's retarded and shouldn't be a cop

>>520954774
She’s a woman. Of course she’s lost

Jesus Christ Dan, you useless cunt.

let's get back to the action

>>520954868
I thought it was a woman at first

>>520954910
He does have some nice tits.

>i live there but i don't stay there
black people are exhausting

>in pursuit
of what

>>520954966
equality

>>520954868
You may not like it, but this is peak black male

>changes back to the drive to nowhere
DAN YOU DUMB FUCKING MONKEY MOTHER FUCKER

>Baton Rouge, LA
God I'd love a cross over episode where Chucky gets pulled over and can't find any of his documents and is missing his wallet and they don't believe he is who he says he is so he has to call Prator to come and help him.

No radio? How are we getting a signal? Data has better reception there?

Spent 10 minutes watching her drive only to end up with nothing, great tv

>>520955053
That would be epic and sounds like an audio anon episode

>>520955085
Dan showed too many Black people yesterday so he's trying his hardest not to show it as much, but it's just ending up with dead air.

>drug dealer
>license revoked
>puts police sticker on car
genius

>>520955120
It’s so tiring

>>520955162
i have slap ya mama

Slap Ya Mama is great on Torino’s Party Pizzas

these guys cant follow the simplest of directions
>put your hands behind your back (x9)
>raises arms

>>520955191
>also great with totinos party pizzas

I have the booger sugar webm, but it would get me a timeout

>>520955214
>people who annoy you

Is spam good anons? I've never had it.

>>520955404
It’s not actually that bad if you cook it right

A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.

I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.

>>520955404
it's intolerably salty

ALL THE LEAFS ARE BROWN

>>520955404
I ate it a lot in Japan. It's pretty nice because it's kinda salty, so you don't need to season it. Goes amazingly well with simple things like on some rice or on bread.

Another anticlimactic chase - shocker. Dan loves pursuits because he thinks they = excitement = ratings = $.

Don't they have gps?

>>520955162
African American seasoning named after family violence is popular

ENDLESS

>>520955491
Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It's me and my bitch

drug test her

>>520955621
This bitch is just driving around trying to avoid working. Typical femoid.

>>520955569
the beginning of the ep was decent for a while, i thought dan had got his shit together finally about boring scenes. i was wrong

I'm sleepy anons.

>>520955716
TWEAKIN

>>520955709
What did you say you bloody benchod?

>gonna follow this closely

FUCKING FUCK DAN

>drive for 10 minutes
>cut to commercial
>more driving

Thanks Rabbi Dan, very cool

There’s no way these cops can pass even a very lenient physical.

>>520955723
yeah it's 300+ episodes of this and if you still trust Dan that's on u

Sweet haircut, bro
Very Three Stooges

>>520955716
I can save her

That bowl cut is like dreadlocks. Indicator of criminal propensity.

Look at his haircut. Is that the Edgar?

is this the next evolution of the broccoli head?

Dat nigga waves makes his head look like a honeycomb

>>520955859
better than that skinny mr. beast looking cop and his gay mustache

dan is very invested in this

>other cops caught them
Jesus Christ, fuck you Dan. 10+ minutes for this shit.

>>520946231 (OP)
Is there a link to the stream somewhere?

Anything good or another Dan Abrams supreme?

>>520955876
>>520955882
>Is that the Edgar?
Yes I believe it is.

Officerette Useless on the scene! Thank God, on the scene to run her mouth and act like a tough guy

>>520955942
They didn't even need her, I bet big foot is harassing some hill Billy where she was not riding for 10 minutes

>>520955978
she's on drugs. we'll hear about her at a later date.

>>520955953
Whole lot of watching a woman cop get lost driving

Do you think Dan seethes every time somebody says live PD and nobody knows on patrol?

>>520955978
>>520956015
She's the female Richie - she performs for the camera. Altho he's a good cop at least.

That poor XJ. She deserves better. And the fuck is up with the capthcha? Jannies hate us.

My first car was a Cherokee XJ like that. Shame Jeep has become a car brand for girls now.

>>520955963
>Those lips
Topkek

>>520956015
Why is she so out of breath? She did literally nothing. Pretty sure she's on Adderall, judging by her eyes

sweet jeep

>>520955631
IT IS ACTUALLY CAJUN

>>520955963
Very nice. I know it is moving fast.

incel alert

>>520955963
Nice one.

>>520956087
Okay I thought the captcha fucking up was just me

HUG RAPE

This shitskin be rapin

This spic is in the bowl cut cult

Why do police have to waste their time refereeing lowlife low IQ relationship fights?

Coons finally made it to the scene

women are literally retarded

>>520956284
That is 90% of what a cop does

>>520956222
Struggle hug is based

>>520956291
Officer Meth, reporting for duty

>>520956291

>tfw it’s a blind curve
>tfw dummy thinks you’re after then
>tfw you bank to hard and your k9 gets thrown out of the car into the woods

>another break
dan deserves ass cancer. empire strikes back is on amc if you need something to switch to during commercials

>>520956301
Deport this beaner

Just tuning in now, anything of note tonight?

>>520956105
Adderall is literally the 15th most prescribed med (out of like 20k) in America so probably.

>>520955882
He's just a spic.

>>520956355
Officerette Useless sounds better. That's her new nickname

Mike Rowe is the hardest working man in America and lazy millennials and zoomers NEED to listen to him!

new bread >>520956415
>>520956415

>>520956399
Yeah and I'm sure cops get a waiver for it. Just like the U.S. womens gymnastics team.

>>520956380
beautiful, champ

>>520956448
TYB

>>520956099
Checked, the worst thing was Canadian’s leaving rubber ducks on jeeps and unfortunately their Canadian faggotry spread south

Lol how fast did she just say that keep was going?

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