Thread 521021310

So every sunday i go to the gas station to buy tabaco and there are a shitloads of crows and ravens at this street i figured out and i asked chatgtp what to feed them and how to befriend them and i started to give them pieces of apples and nuts and i gainend their trust i guess. And today a crow gave me a yellow children fork in return. So this is worthless shit ... HOWEVER i speculate they bring me gold and silver next time... so with a little bit of luck those birds make me rich

>>521021310 (OP)
A hawk dropped a rat in front of me today. Can't tell if he did it on accident or he knew I was just a hungry nigga

>>521021310 (OP)
The crow/ravens will help you when in need. Or they will laugh at you while you suffer if you betray them.

>>521021310 (OP)
train them to steal loose bills

>>521021405
I got a vole from a hawk a few months ago. And an owl gave me a river crab model kit last week too.

>>521021405
a hawk(I assume) dropped a headless bird that hit the sliding glass door.
There was a big THUD, and a bird with no head. Ripped clean off.
It was either an accident or a warning...

>>521021310 (OP)
>i speculate they bring me gold and silver next time
maybe the time after next

>>521021310 (OP)
My grandad had a jack daw that used to bring him stuff. A woman that lived close to my grandad was washing dishes one day and took her wedding ring off and left it on the kitchen windowsill and the jack daw stole the ring and gave it to my grandad.

>>521021310 (OP)
All Europeans are FUCKING pedophiles

>>521021866
That's some PEDOPHILE shit

If you were intelligent, you would go for magpies.

Especially their nests.

I used to do that as a kid. They mostly brought me fake shit though, except the time one gave me a small golden cross and a silver chain from another. I did live in a nigger shithole, however.
You need to visibly shun them when they give you glass or something dull. You can also train them with fake jewelry.

>>521021756
I had a black cat that would bring me bird entrails. I'm sure he was trying to give me lotto picks but I could never read them right.

A crow I fed warned me (a girl) the evening I was raped. Mewing, worried noises crows do not make, and from the top of a tree. I didn't know what the warning meant.

Went home and was promptly raped.

Crows are bros

>>521021310 (OP)
Raise an avian air force

>>521022212
That's so weird: I used to use crows to find women who were alone for me to rape

>>521022341
Crow family doesn't do that, anon. You've cursed yourself. These same crows will pick clean your shitskin bones.

>>521022341
I like how you can train the smarter ones to mew to indicate a potential victim is in estrus

Crows have premonition ability, i've heard before someone who helped a crow and he temporarily gained precognition for a short while.

>>521021670
I got a Jetta from a raccoon and I'm not sure what to do with it? I think it's stolen :(

>>521021310 (OP)
You’re a crow goy now. They have you trained to do their bidding on the false promise of gold that will never come

>>521022243
Was just about to post this.
OP, is this what you're hoping to do? A private avian air force would be mad as fuck.

Based crow feeding enthusiast

>>521021928
>>521021989
Calm down Tyrone, this is a White people thread

>>521022039
Why's that? I lived in Weiden i.d.Opf and we had a ton of them but never thought to try and befriend them

>>521022212
Tits or GTFO and go ignore more crows

>>521022610
Iykyk

>>521022212
But typical woman, that was a male crow... Didn't listen to the man and thought you knew best and got raped

>>521022448
cringe

>>521021310 (OP)
I live in an area of WA state with tons of crows, and I've made friends with some. I've always got fresh water in a dog bowl for my dogs, but the crows use it to drop stale bread and make it wet, and last year they thanked me one day by dropping the thinnest rock I've ever seen. It was the size of a dime, but so flat and thin that you could break off pieces of it.
Hones to God, I could spend all day for *weeks* and never find a rock like that.

Edit: as I was typing i realized I might have kept it and here it is.

I wish I had corvid friends :(

>>521022243
One of my favorite greentext stories

>>521021310 (OP)
the jew fears the white men-crow alliance

>>521023025
Thought and memory

>>521021310 (OP)
The prophet Elijah in the Old Testament was fed by Ravens during a great famine. It was after this trial that he came out in power and was able to defeat the false prophets of Jezebel that would sacrifice the children to Moloch.

1 Kings 17:1-7
[1] Now Elijah the Tishbite, who was of the settlers of Gilead, said to Ahab, “As the Lord, the God of Israel lives, before whom I stand, surely there shall be neither dew nor rain these years, except by my word.” [2] The word of the Lord came to him, saying, [3] “Go away from here and turn eastward, and hide yourself by the brook Cherith, which is east of the Jordan. [4] It shall be that you will drink of the brook, and I have commanded the ravens to provide for you there.” [5] So he went and did according to the word of the Lord, for he went and lived by the brook Cherith, which is east of the Jordan. [6] The ravens brought him bread and meat in the morning and bread and meat in the evening, and he would drink from the brook. [7] It happened after a while that the brook dried up, because there was no rain in the land.

tfw no corvids within thousands of miles of where i live

>>521022697
Their easy to befriend.

Unsalted peanuts. Just leave them on raised surfaces or where you see them congregate, then once you see them hanging around feed them one nut at a time
Around your third or so feeding you can start to move the nut closer to yourself to normalize them getting closer, but alot of them won't come close until it's the 3rd day feeding that 'pair'
Also they will communicate among other crows when it's food time and get other crows but generally it's only one you actively bond with, who brings his partner.

My frens watch me at work and sit on my side by side, then always fly around when I'm working out back and watch me.

I also have a pet fox fren who follows me around but stops moving when I look at it, slenderman shit.

>>521022212
Based rapist

>>521022808
Ratest stone in the world. Blessed..

>>521021541
People have trained them to snatch cash out of other people's hands.

>>521023394
Kek

>>521023394
Hearty kek

>>521021928
>>521021989
You know who's a pedophile? Jordan Peterson. He wants to normalize it.

>>521021928
and?

>>521021774
They actually broke that machine and stole all the nuts

>>521021866
Jackdaws are greay but they get bullied by magpies

>>521021310 (OP)
I live in a city, no crows nearby, but some weeks ago I saw a magpie by my window, peeking in
so I left a bit of bread on a plate. Magpie came back 2 minutes later and poked it, but wasn't interested. I took the plate back and put some bits of ham instead, and she liked.
Next day I bought a bag of dog kibble, and I put some with a bit of water, it was a huge success
Magpie is still extremely shy, but it peeks at me from time to time, and begins to come when the window is slightly open
pretty cool, so far

>>521024157
Got to love magpies theyre the methheads of corvids I get 6 in my garden that always show up when im feeding the crows peanuts, 3 crows trying to stop the magpies from taking any but they're too fast. They eat the peanuts a lot faster than the crows do too

Also dont give them too many flavored seeds. The ones in America gave them diarrhea, though the flavored seeds in America taste rather strong

>>521022697

They are the burglars of birds, as they love to snatch shiny stuff (including jewelry etc.) and hoard it in their nests.
They're also as intelligent as crows, so you could - with a lot of patience and dedication - befriend or even train them as well.

I knew people who took a shortcut though, by climbing trees and checking their nests. Sometimes they even found quite expensive watches in them.

>>521023900
Magpies bully everything. Even crows.

We have a raven which comes around periodically near where I live. The crows go apeshit whenever its around. He even creaps out the seagulls. Ravens are chads.