/pw/ - Professional Wrestling

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1s7Nh4-1fA
after much meditation i have decided to forgive you...for hating mee

How can i tell if a match is good or not?

IT'S UP!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4hVJUQvuRo

Nash was raped
Some say he felt a mix of joy and pain
Nash was raped
Left in an alley with his anus gaped
Nash was raped
Wolfcuck insists Big Kev was never gay
Nash was raped
But he was in those shady alleyways
Nash was raped
Finding trouble and black cocks inside him
Nash was raped
Wonder what the R. stands for in his name
Nash was raped
A fateful night still haunts from ‘92

What are some good wrestling investments?

Jesse Ventura swaggered into the NXT arena, his signature shades gleaming under the lights. As he took his seat for commentary, he wasted no time making a splash.

“Welcome to NXT, folks! A developmental territory that’s somehow got a DNA WORLD Champion strutting around like he’s a guy who defeated Hulk Hogan. And seriously, I mean, in what universe does the ‘champion of North America’ end up here at this wrestling school bingo hall?”

The fans roared with laughter, reveling in Jesse's unfiltered style. “Back in my day, if you held a title, you were in the main event at big arenas, not sharing the stage with fools who are still learning to tie their boots!"

As the matches progressed, Jesse’s wild commentary only intensified. “You know, back in the 80s, the wrestlers had style. They had charisma! Now all we've got here is some clueless college jocks and some women that dress like prostitutes. The only thing developed here are these girls with some of the best tits and ass I've ever seen in wrestling! At least they bring some life to this Florida carnival!”

Just then, Shawn Michaels approached, visibly frustrated. “Jesse, maybe dial it back a bit?”

“Dial it back? Marty, are you kidding? Wrestling school needs to be out of the spotlight and not on TV, except these hot broads!” Jesse snapped back, refusing to relent.

Shawn threw up his hands, signaling security. “Alright, Jesse, you’re outta here, you son of a bitch!”

As security led him away, Jesse shouted back, “Just wait until I start my own wrestling commentary show! ‘80s Flashback and Butts,’ where we critique the absurdity of today’s wrestling while celebrating the legends of the past! You’ll miss me when I’m gone!”

The crowd erupted, Jesse’s over-the-top exit leaving a lasting impression in the arena as he made his dramatic departure.

The girls are out there enjoying life after telling Tony KWAB to go fuck himself with his terrible booking.

Only bootlickers will think this isn't based.

The marks are in the ring brother

kek

Did Sean ever forgive Bix?

Obese smarks were trying to slander these two for supposedly being self marks when they had no problem with losing and they just wanted more time but the dirtsheets slandered them

Apologize

NXT World Domination

I just found out Lou Thesz died

The woman on the right retired in April and still had a better year than the woman on the left.
In other words, Tam won.

I'd develop a drinking problem too if the best booking I could get was the shit end of a 3 minute Collision squash match

YOU ARE COMPLETELY PATHETIC

Why do they keep pushing this guy when it's clear nobody gives a shit about him?

Now that the dust has settled, why did she have the most schizophrenic booking between january and when she joined judgment day?
>comes in second in the rumble
>gets send back to nxt
>does a program with bagley
>it gets dropped
>doesn't get to go to mania
>isn't even in the nxt mania, she gets added to the nxt 12 women tag match at the last minute
>screws over whora in the preshow match
>it never comes up again
>joins a faction with guilia
>jobs
>jobs
>jobs
>faction breaks up
>joins JD and goes to MitB

>black leather
>cat-o-nine tails
>literally spits on men
I'm something of an expert on baddies, and I can tell Rina (18) is a certified BADDIE.

what's the NeoGeo Pocket Color of pro-wrestling?

>entrance merchant, pic related
>busted-ass faction
>old af, gatekeeps the industry
>incoherent on the mic
>terrible ring gear
>irrelevant bond gimmick
>extreme go away heat
>SCHWABOTY

PAAAAAAAIN....shall entertain you.

I remember this one time I got high, like, way too high, I got horny and zoned out looking at some ass. I end up finding this gif and I just watched it on repeat for probably an hour. I ended up jacking off to said gif, and I shot out a huge rope of cum all over my chair and legs. I must have fallen asleep afterwards because I woke up and looked down at my semen covered legs, and then looked at my screen, and it turned out what I thought was a big booty chick, was actually Rikishi! I guess I'm gay now?

Fucking based.

Kevin R nash

AEW is just dead and completely irrelevant I guess? We're back to solely shitting on WWE like we were during the peak VDS years?

holy cringeola Tony's finna fumbola

November 9th, "15th Goddesses of Stardom Tag League in MATSUMOTO", Kissei Culture Hall, Nagano, 1:00PM JST (VOD)
>Saya Iida, Momo Kohgo & Bea Priestley (STARS) vs Natsupoi, Aya Sakura & Sayaka Kurara (COSMIC ANGELS) vs Saya Kamitani, Konami & Rina (H.A.T.E.)
>Blue Goddess: Ami Sohrei & Lady C (Reiwa Tokyo Towers) vs HANAKO & Megan Bayne (E nExus V)
>Blue Goddess: Syuri & Saki Kashima (Anecon) vs AZM & Miyu Amasaki (02line)
>Red Goddess: Waka Tsukiyama & Rian (Reckless Fantasy) vs Teotleco & Osita (Dos locas de México)
>Red Goddess: Hina & Ranna Yagami (Souen) vs Sareee (Freelance) & Miku Kanae (T-HEARTS)
>Red Goddess: Yuna Mizumori (COSMIC ANGELS) & Mei Seira (NEO GENESIS) vs Bozilla & Akira Kurogane (Mi Vida Loca)

November 10th, [Prominence] "Match 27 ~Flame, Azure, and Crimson~", Shinkiba 1st Ring, Tokyo, 7:00PM JST
>Hardcore Match: Risa Sera (Prominence) vs Hazuki (STARDOM)
>Rest of card: https://x.com/prominence2022/status/1985630626805166102

November 10th [Sareee Produce] "Sareee-ISM Chapter IX", Shinjuku FACE, Tokyo, 7:00PM JST (LIVE)
>Kaoru Ito (Freelance) & Bozilla (STARDOM/Mi Vida Loca) vs VENY (Freelance) & Nightshade (Freelance)
>Chi Chi (Pro Wrestling Evolution) & Miku Kanae (T-HEARTS) vs Ranna Yagami (STARDOM/God's Eye) & Akira Kurogane (STARDOM/Mi Vida Loca)
>Suzu Suzuki (STARDOM/Mi Vida Loca) & Sareee (Freelance) vs Natsupoi (STARDOM/COSMIC ANGELS) & Chihiro Hashimoto (Sendai Girls)
>Rest of card: https://sareeelive.com/store/13436

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Remember when this zesty ahh nigga had an internet feud with Will OsGOAT over who's more worthy of yummy Meltzer stars?

this beefcake is based

Have you taken any wrestling classes before?

NO REPEATS!
Claim your wrestling entrance theme now!

for me it's this
https://youtu.be/MrTz5xjmso4

my gimmick is that I self harm when I see women

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press S

do you think she knows the truth?

>was a sloppy white trash idiot who'd get high and drunk then do some dumb shit and be a sloppy cunt
>was one of the coolest acts of all time
Sandman was so based bros

My gimmick is that I rape torture and murder immodest hypergamous foids

Is ts a good gimmick, in your opinion?

Just ditch the fucking braids already. They kill your career.

>wake up Sunday morning and do chores
>eric bischoff theme song starts playing in my head, loudly and in high quality

Is this mk ultra?

Saditude Era or Ruthless Depression?

>/pw/ jack off to this abomination
You guys have no standards.

And I mean, FOLKS...