Thread 17990969

Cena Edition

>John Cena returns to SmackDown after his Raw confrontation with CM Punk
>Jacob Fatu to address the WWE Universe after betraying Solo Sikoa at Money in the Bank
>Naomi reemerges on SmackDown as the new Ms. Money in the Bank

>>17990969 (OP)
Are they really running the Roman leaves at mania and returns at summerslam angle again?

>>17990969 (OP)
>A three hour promo show
Thanks, Road Dogg

Great, another Cody and Cena staredown

no card?

Cena is waiting his appearance by doing these non-essential segments

I hope that Cody loses his KOTR match tonight.

The card btw cause OP was lazy

*Cody Rhodes vs. Damian Priest vs. Andrade vs. Shinsuke Nakamura

*Randy Orton vs. LA Knight vs. Aleister Black vs. Carmelo Hayes

So Seffy will cost Knight I guess.

Buddy??

>>17991011
I'm not sure the matches make it better.

>>17991011
>la getting depushed because he's a Vince guy

>>17991011
LEMME JOB TO YA

I think Karrion Kross would benefit from being moved to Smackdown. Their midcard needs help.

>>17991068
They need buddy.

>>17991068
i cant remember the last time i saw him wrestle, even in a goofy triples or mixed tag match. is he secretly injured?

>>17991030
vince fucking hated la knight what are you talking about. he was literally 3 days away from being fired before hhh took over. they replaced him with maxxine

LEMME PLUSH FOR YA

Alexa Bliss vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Chelsea Green vs. Candice LeRae — Queen of the Ring Tournament Fatal 4-Way Match

>>17991133
My money is on Alexxa

>>17991111
That's Simon Cowell.

>>17990969 (OP)
Hoping Iran doesn't retaliate during smackdown or else we will lose the boomer viewers

>>17991133
>the crown perfectly aligned with Alexa's head
Lynchian

>>17991133
Obviously Charles wins since hunter likes sucking his cock

>>17991068
He's "doing something" with Sami. Wherever that means. But yeah, Smackdown would be a good place for him.

>>17991011
Only the first match is happening tonight

>>17991231
Not according to wwe.com

>>17991144
Let’s be honest there’s no woman here they trust in the ring with jade cargil outside of Charlotte. Candice is two small and the other two would make for a train wreck match

>Knight jobbing again
This pain is constant and sharp.

>>17991133
Wtf is wrong with 3's face?

>>17991426
the HHH treatment

>>17991404
why do you have such a wholesome pic of him?

>>17991435
why do you not?

Grim

>>17991514
YJG

She's coming

>>17990999
worked

>>17991514
Imagine getting to meet and hug the Codester...

>>17991011
Didn't really help any, lol.

>>17991668
>>17991133
Oh God, it somehow got worse.

>>17991404
>me on the left

>>17991514
Every black girls reaction to meeting Cody

>>17991514
Why is he slapping security’s ass

>>17990969 (OP)
Surely Cena won’t distract Cody while Andrade/Priest pin Nakamura. Paul would NEVER book something as predictable as that. Bald motherfucker is so scared to piss off the smarks it’s insane. He could finally put Cody against new opponents for the first time in a calendar year but will have him fight rappers and streamers for another 2 months.

>>17990969 (OP)
https://x.com/wewantcody_/status/1933617458658578502?s=46
YA JUST FUCKING GOTTA

>>17991844
cody is winning and losing to jey clean in the semis

I have black fatigue
I have sand fatigue
I have bean fatigue
I have coconut fatigue

>>17990969 (OP)
When are they doing the draft?? Smackbrown is still POC centric due to being on Fox last year. It's time to ship most of them over to NXT on CW and make Smackdown great again.

>>17991011
>the flag in the back
WE'RE STRAIGHT MEN
WE LIKE FEMALES AND WOMEN
PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE OUR HETEROSEXUALITY
WE ARE MEN AND WE LIKE PUTTING OUR DICKS IN VAGINA HOLES

Fucking embarrasing.

WE WANT TRUTH

Who's Jade pinning?

>>17991085
he has been in Main Event matches recently and that's it

Alright off to the gas station to get beer and gas station chicken wings. How many bings until Smack?

>>17992199
Piper and Nia at the same time

>>17991887
holy grimarino

too much going on right now to watch this shit

>>17992578
Praying for Israel my friend. WAGMI

>>17991969
YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH

nigger
nigger
nigger
nigger

>>17992589
full support sar!

>>17992589
IDF posted a map with incorrect territories for India, the sars are turning on Israel

>>17992578
You got a hot date or something?

no Giulia=no watch

per the podcast

massive changes at the card in the last hour

what's Paul Hyman thinking right now?

>>17992705
What's big lil bro doing?

>>17992711
Wrestling on Main Event

>>17991011
>>17991133
>>17992199
>four (4) fatal four-way matches tonight
Ya gotta fill three hours somehow

>>17992199
me in the amazon press

>>17992722
NO BOY

>>17992722
>The image shows a WWE SmackDown match with Damian Priest standing over Jimmy Uso, who is prone on the mat, with a referee nearby. This event took place on March 21, 2025.
Here is some additional information about the wrestlers:
Damian Priest:
He is a former World Heavyweight Champion and often uses a sitout chokeslam called the South of Heaven as his finisher. He has also been known to team up with Jimmy Uso.
Jimmy Uso:
He is a member of the Anoaʻi family of professional wrestlers and performs on the SmackDown brand. He has a history with The Bloodline faction, leaving and rejoining multiple times. He has also teamed up with Damian Priest.
The match in the image was part of a storyline that involved Priest and Uso teaming up, as well as feuds with other wrestlers like Drew McIntyre and Shinsuke Nakamura.


Nice try

>>17992722
dimeless look

Obviously, he would draw. But who do you get to do the talking for him?

>>17992790
freddy krueger

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Jeff Cobb was a waste of money. Dude has no aura

>>17992799
They did do great numbers on the crossover PPV...

>>17992790
Freddy or Pamela

>>17992790
Victor Quinones

lets gooooo

>>17992813
they need to do something baout his hair or face. he is negative intimidtaing
>>17992790
>>17992799
^ this dude nailed it

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911 is such a jabroni show. Not even JLH can make it interesting.

>>17992841
Bring back Dick Wolf

>>17992841
is that the one witht he nigger lady firefighter? DA HOSE IS A FLAMETHROWAH?

I shoot hate gays and lesbians, bros.

>>17992813
Matanza was brimming with aura, shame

>>17992790
paul bearer if he was still alive

FUCK 911

>>17992657
bye bye then

>>17992790
he looks less spooky without the jumpsuit

Ironic that they still have Drew on the countdown when he's pretty much gone

NO MORE SAMOANS

TOGETHER

THEN
NOW
FOREVER
TOGETHER

>>17992855
The fantasy of lesbians is always better than the reality

Smackdown live y'all

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When will we hear from Mrs Monkey in The Bank

Tess loves him some Fatu

2 hour or 3 hour show tonight?

HOLY MEGA POP

>>17992879
Coomsquat? Is that you?

WW3 coming and still no buddy.

Allistair Black is a cringy retard

>>17992870
Take off the mask and you realize it is just Tracy Smothers.

>briefcase isn't wrapped in caution tape
dropped

>>17992887
I guess their keeping it 3 hours for a while

four four-way matches

I love posting in gamethreads with my friends on /pw/!

TIFFY WATCH OUT

I haven't watched wwe since mania. I have i missed anything

>>17992892
Smothers was GOAT'd.

>>17992887
Three hours indefinitely

>>17992901
what game is she playing

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>>17992901
literally nothing

IGUANA

>>17992899
do you think she sticks the lil jimmy in her pooper

>Boggy no mates spamming here as well
Fucks sake

>>17992889
No, I ain't that fool. You don't gotta be that moron to appreciate a kween or 2.

>they only showed a split second clip of mr.iguana
yeah he's got heat alright

>>17992904
Legit his run in W*ING and FMW under the Jason gimmick was dimes. Would have been way better if Leatherface (Corporal Kirchner) didn't get banned from working in Japan.

>>17992895
>>17992905
im killing myself this show isn't good enough to stretch it to 3 hours

>>17992909
Damn, tranny jannies actually on their A-game for once.

>>17992917
i especially love the backs of black women. i love chocolata fernanda

>>17992908
Vanguard

Women shouldn't be allowed at professional wrestling shows

>>17992923
They are YEETing them in less than ten seconds. Like I don't even get a chance to pull up the report form before they are already gone.

>>17992918
3 hour show

What is this song?

Why doesnt Raw have a women's title? Seem weird that smackdown gets Tiffy and raw has no one

>haha see these faggots watch it too look at how excited these faggots are lolz

why is hunter doing this

>>17992926
Support your thesis

the streaming reactions embarrass me idk why

WWE ppvs are so fucking forgettable. I saw this shoe live, I'm watching the recap right now and absolutely nothing is sticking

no homo but logang looks kinda hot

>>17992935
idk, but I kinda like it. Way better than niggerbabble that's for sure.

>>17992936
2025...forgotten already...

>>17992935
Would've Shazam'd it if you asked sooner, sorry.

THE CHAMP IS HERE

>>17992942
you might want to go to the hospital for your early onset dementia anon

GIGANTIC ATOMIC POP

>>17992941
It's because you're not a cringe faggot who doesn't have a mind of his own.

>massive pop when his theme hits
>cheers
>randomly boos out of nowhere
hmmmmm

>>17992935
My time is now u scrub

I told my trans friend (M2F) that smackdown threads were safe for her, please behave

>>17992940
Thesis: Women shouldn't be at wrestling shows
Antithesis: Women should suck my dick
Synthesis: Women should suck my dick while I watch Smack
Summary: FALLON HENLEY OWES ME SEX

I like the blue mat for Smackdown. Anything to give the shows a different visual style.

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>no McAfee
:D

no giulia?

tell me when this shit is over and ill turn it back on

>>17992962
It's because there isn't a million and one ads on the ring like Raw

>>17992960
Damn. QED.

>>17992959
horrible bait attempt u schizo faggot. your feiend is mentally ill

>>17992965
Its Smackdown

>>17992960
>he watches NXT
A+, carry on

WE WANT TRUTH

>>17992967
Back to NXT

I don't know bros, I think im just kinda done with this shit Cena heel run

>never seen 17
they're covered until 19, what'll they rhyme with when they hit 20?

>>17992973
I know, I'm just happy he's not here

what did the commentary say about nash

>>17992970
No, I watch sports and don't have ADHD, I don't give a shit about that.

If he wanted heat he should've said Hulk Hogan

>mark nash
always pops me

Objectively, it's Bruno, Hogan, Austin and Cena. Nice cope tho.

>>17992984
he was raped

Would you give John Cena a handjob to get a hand job from Alexa Bliss?

>doing the DYLAN DYLAN spot
Cheeky

>cena
>cena
>cena
>cena
>cause I spit hot fire

>>17992995
No

>cena on the mout rushmore at all
Farce

>>17992995
No

DAMAGE CONTROL

fuck cody

Reminder that Cena is still Scared shitless of Facing Austin, and was always scared shitless of taker if he ever went back for a championship shoot match.
By the way
>Learned today that mark had a heart surgery

>>17993003
Worked

BASED BIG MATCH JOHNS MT RUSHMORE KEK

also listen for the static in the next five mins. phils here

This promo is goated ong

This nigga a Scooby Doo villain

excellent promo so far

>i actually planned it all along promo
jesus christ hunter kill this angle and then yourself

Jesus Christ this nigga promos like hes in an anime

Wtf why is Cena doing the James Bond villain explaining their plan spot?

well /pw/, YOU TOOK THE BAIT

STREAM ON PICREL

Cena cookin

Cena really getting worked by that pic of Cody's Big White Dick circulating on twitter today, huh?

>cena gets involved with the product
>ratings drop and it gets worse as a whole
>smelly zoomer marks will still cheer
this shit fucking blows

Yeah this promo is dimes

SOCIOPATHIC SELF CONFIDENCE LOL

>revealing your master plan before killing your hero
JOHN NO

I don't like Heel Cena, but I hate CM Punk

we all know CM Spunk is a hypocrite john

oh SNAP

>>17993014
We do not use that n-word word here, chud.

They're actually calling attention to it kek

Show the tweet John.

smarks getting violated ala nash

he's going to ruin wrestling by making seth the only champion

>>17993037
thats right, we use the hard r here

LMAOOOOOOO

>you can cash in without a match and just win that way
>Yes, I teamed up with the Rock but no, I really didn't, I just used my seniority to get the match even tho I admitted otherwise
... okay]

>>17993037
shut up nigger

John calling Punk a hypocrite and a sociopath. This nigga knows lol

so Seths cashing in on Cody 100%

Why is such a big storyline revolved around freds dad

based phil being okay with john talking about the saudi stuff

>>17993048
Look man DJ ain't coming to work this is the best we could do

They're setting up Axiom dethroning Cena

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

nah fuck off

cena trying his hardest but he'll never get booed against punk lol

>>17993050
If he busts out "suck a blood money covered dick" he earned all four places on Mt Rushmore.

Cracked the code????

SAVE_US.Y2J

ADRENALINE
IN MY SOUL
EVERY THOUGHT OUT OF CONTROL

cody is boring now

>interrupts my viewing for a flash flood warning
>THE FUCKING SAME WARNING ALREADY ON MY PHONE
at least on my fucking phone i can turn it off
fuck this goddamn shit
fuck you flash flood warning
i live on the third floor anyway

WOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHH

>>17993037
Kamala lost, fagocrat

I'M THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME

WHOOOOAAAAAAH

WHOOOOAAAAAA

THE QUARTERBACK IS BACK

the cheeki breeki jacket pops me ERRY TIME

GEEEEEEEEEEEEESE

How does Cody appear out of thin air after the flash?
How?

W H O A
H
O
A

>cheering both cody AND cena
modern wrestling crowds are so shit

Replace CO in Cody with BUD and you get buddy.

i like cody but at the same time i kinda want him to fuck off from the title picture. i dont know if that makes sense or not

>>17993066
Nah you are

randy orton is under the stage

The only one worthy to take the title imo is Orton

I don't understand why they always do such a sharp crowd cut during Cody's "WOAH". Just do a Rainmaker zoomout or something.

HARD COCKS BREED BETTER MEEEEEEEEEENNNN

>>17993078
he would be a shoe in for a vampire film now that i think about it

>first match won't start until 8:30
how long into an AEW show does the wrestling start

>>17993048
please don't look into the storyline
just consume the product

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>30 minute promo segment incoming
Fuck the Nose and fuck (You)

that kid got Codys jacket hes wearing it now

>>17993084
He doesn't care about the title anymore. He said at mitb

>>17993091
>cody uses mist form to make his entrance

>>17993087
they should shift plans and have Orton beat Cena honestly

this sucks, I'd rather watch Israel burn ngl

>Lexington Steele Nightmare
What Cody mean by this shirt?

CODY CODY RHODES
CODY CODY RHODES

>>17993097
Less than 2 minutes most weeks

Yjg

Oh shit it's bullet club founder cody

you're not just smart.... you're s-mart!

This crowd sucks

Cody is boring

>>17993112
thekla is built for average white cock

very well said my friend

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>>17992960
>FALLON HENLEY OWES ME SEX
She really owes me sex

>>17993115
thmart

>>17993105
I mean it wa THE rivalry, even more iconic than edge imo, cody is a literal who and randy's lapdog

Damn now that CAWdy isn't a twiglet he's wearing tank tops, nice arms baby

IM A SCHIZOPHRENIC WOOHOO

why is randy coming out…

>>17993115
promo's good

RANDALL HERE TO SAY THE WORD

>>17993097
AEW starts with a promo just like WWE. They used to be better and start with a match every week but then then when they hired Punk they changed the structure of the show to be identical to WWE.

>>17993112
Turks are such disgusting creatures

Lmfao called it, randy's not done yet

Kinda getting tired of no heels.

>>17992926
THIS IS AWESOME

this is so boring bring Roman back

What's got the trannies boiling today?

Why do wwe promos sound ai written now?

FMK

Orton, Cody, Cena

>>17993136
Nice headcannon. AEW has always been E-lite. Literally all those fucking marks grew up watching WWE like everyone else.

im getting kinda tired of fans singing songs.

>John Cena
>My schizophrenia has returned

>>17993144
Must be a day that ends in a y

>>17993144
They really don't like the Iguana guy

YEAH!

YEAH

Orton vs ron killings at summerslam, Mark my words

LA KWAB

LET ME JOB TO YA

Who let this jobber in?

LA KNIGHT SAVE THIS SEGMENT

>>17993133
trips is throwing shit at the wall

Will there be a headlock on this professional wrestling show at some point?

Look at this oiled up roid gut faggot

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EL GAY KNIGHT

LET ME JOB TO YA

>HE'S GONNA TALK TO US JOE TES
Love Wade kek

LA KNIGHT MEGA POO
YEAH

ANTI ESTABLISHMENT LA KNIGHT?

LET ME CRY FOR YA

Gonna go play oblivion and goon

MEGA POO

>>17993128
He’s been looking REAL JACKED since coming back

>>17993136
this week's dynamite first match bell rang 5 minutes 22 seconds into the show
that was a 4 hour show btw

Are they not gonna have the guy he's feuding with show up?

kek, this guy really doesn't belong in the stop scene of this business

Hope John buries this geek

>>17992960
lol

LA Knight is so washed. Vince is always right.

>>17993175
got room for one more?

>BALDING BITCH JOHN CENA
KEK

KEK BASED BURY THAT BALD RETARD

kek ka knight botching promos make him sound unscripted

Black Guy

SAVED

>>17993188
>>17993188
>>17993188

RON KILLINGS

lets gooooooo the funny black guy

Dropping a viper sounds like you had to take a massive shit.

I'm starting to think that with Knight it's just the catchphrases that are over...

LMAO BASEDDDDDD

LOL BALD EASY POP

kek the cena burial

Watch RON pull a fast one

KEK Based John

BASED RON KILLINGS

>>17993178
When AEW was good and not longer than Monday Night Raw the bell would ring less than one minute into the show.

TRUTH

kek cena knows he can't just bury knight on the mic

BASED R TRUTH

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BASED K-TRUTH

>>17993205
baldie detected

i always used to think that the cover of rodeo by travis scott was an r truth action figure and just now i thought r truth was travis scott for a second

>>17993210
that's because raw was booked boring af with vince and his creative at the helm and kevin dunn at the cameras
gayew is still booked shittily as it was before, it just now has star power running against it

>>17993241
>AEW having the same retarded problems as WCW prior to its downfall
why it isnt a surprise seeing that they listen to Vince Russo and Bishoff's podcast?

>we can't see them we can't read them
all that promoting the ability to do drug deals under the table without getting caught kek

>>17993168
>you found that gay shit funny
That's sad

surely LA Knight doesnt job after this right guys

is ppvwtf down? :(

>>17993324
yea .zone lights the way