Cena Edition
>John Cena returns to SmackDown after his Raw confrontation with CM Punk
>Jacob Fatu to address the WWE Universe after betraying Solo Sikoa at Money in the Bank
>Naomi reemerges on SmackDown as the new Ms. Money in the Bank
>>17990969 (OP)Are they really running the Roman leaves at mania and returns at summerslam angle again?
>>17990969 (OP)>A three hour promo showThanks, Road Dogg
Great, another Cody and Cena staredown
Cena is waiting his appearance by doing these non-essential segments
I hope that Cody loses his KOTR match tonight.
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The card btw cause OP was lazy
*Cody Rhodes vs. Damian Priest vs. Andrade vs. Shinsuke Nakamura
*Randy Orton vs. LA Knight vs. Aleister Black vs. Carmelo Hayes
So Seffy will cost Knight I guess.
>>17991011I'm not sure the matches make it better.
>>17991011>la getting depushed because he's a Vince guy
>>17991011LEMME JOB TO YA
I think Karrion Kross would benefit from being moved to Smackdown. Their midcard needs help.
>>17991068They need buddy.
>>17991068i cant remember the last time i saw him wrestle, even in a goofy triples or mixed tag match. is he secretly injured?
>>17991030vince fucking hated la knight what are you talking about. he was literally 3 days away from being fired before hhh took over. they replaced him with maxxine
Alexa Bliss vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Chelsea Green vs. Candice LeRae โ Queen of the Ring Tournament Fatal 4-Way Match
>>17991133My money is on Alexxa
>>17991111That's Simon Cowell.
>>17990969 (OP)Hoping Iran doesn't retaliate during smackdown or else we will lose the boomer viewers
>>17991133>the crown perfectly aligned with Alexa's headLynchian
>>17991133Obviously Charles wins since hunter likes sucking his cock
>>17991068He's "doing something" with Sami. Wherever that means. But yeah, Smackdown would be a good place for him.
>>17991011Only the first match is happening tonight
>>17991231Not according to wwe.com
>>17991144Letโs be honest thereโs no woman here they trust in the ring with jade cargil outside of Charlotte. Candice is two small and the other two would make for a train wreck match
>Knight jobbing again
This pain is constant and sharp.
>>17991133Wtf is wrong with 3's face?
>>17991426the HHH treatment
>>17991404why do you have such a wholesome pic of him?
>>17991435why do you not?
https://x.com/CodyRhodes/status/1933605644407615773#m
>>17991514Imagine getting to meet and hug the Codester...
>>17991011Didn't really help any, lol.
>>17991668>>17991133Oh God, it somehow got worse.
>>17991404>me on the left
>>17991514Every black girls reaction to meeting Cody
>>17991514Why is he slapping securityโs ass
>>17990969 (OP)Surely Cena wonโt distract Cody while Andrade/Priest pin Nakamura. Paul would NEVER book something as predictable as that. Bald motherfucker is so scared to piss off the smarks itโs insane. He could finally put Cody against new opponents for the first time in a calendar year but will have him fight rappers and streamers for another 2 months.
>>17990969 (OP)https://x.com/wewantcody_/status/1933617458658578502?s=46
YA JUST FUCKING GOTTA
>>17991844cody is winning and losing to jey clean in the semis
I have black fatigue
I have sand fatigue
I have bean fatigue
I have coconut fatigue
>>17990969 (OP)When are they doing the draft?? Smackbrown is still POC centric due to being on Fox last year. It's time to ship most of them over to NXT on CW and make Smackdown great again.
>>17991011>the flag in the backWE'RE STRAIGHT MEN
WE LIKE FEMALES AND WOMEN
PLEASE ACKNOWLEDGE OUR HETEROSEXUALITY
WE ARE MEN AND WE LIKE PUTTING OUR DICKS IN VAGINA HOLES
Fucking embarrasing.
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>>17991085he has been in Main Event matches recently and that's it
Alright off to the gas station to get beer and gas station chicken wings. How many bings until Smack?
>>17992199Piper and Nia at the same time
too much going on right now to watch this shit
>>17992578Praying for Israel my friend. WAGMI
>>17991969YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH
>>17992589full support sar!
>>17992589IDF posted a map with incorrect territories for India, the sars are turning on Israel
>>17992578You got a hot date or something?
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no Giulia=no watch
per the podcast
massive changes at the card in the last hour
what's Paul Hyman thinking right now?
>>17992705What's big lil bro doing?
>>17992711Wrestling on Main Event
>>17991011>>17991133>>17992199>four (4) fatal four-way matches tonightYa gotta fill three hours somehow
>>17992199me in the amazon press
>>17992722>The image shows a WWE SmackDown match with Damian Priest standing over Jimmy Uso, who is prone on the mat, with a referee nearby. This event took place on March 21, 2025. Here is some additional information about the wrestlers:
Damian Priest:
He is a former World Heavyweight Champion and often uses a sitout chokeslam called the South of Heaven as his finisher. He has also been known to team up with Jimmy Uso.
Jimmy Uso:
He is a member of the Anoaสปi family of professional wrestlers and performs on the SmackDown brand. He has a history with The Bloodline faction, leaving and rejoining multiple times. He has also teamed up with Damian Priest.
The match in the image was part of a storyline that involved Priest and Uso teaming up, as well as feuds with other wrestlers like Drew McIntyre and Shinsuke Nakamura.
Nice try
Obviously, he would draw. But who do you get to do the talking for him?
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Jeff Cobb was a waste of money. Dude has no aura
>>17992799They did do great numbers on the crossover PPV...
>>17992790Freddy or Pamela
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>>17992790Victor Quinones
>>17992813they need to do something baout his hair or face. he is negative intimidtaing
>>17992790>>17992799^ this dude nailed it
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911 is such a jabroni show. Not even JLH can make it interesting.
>>17992841Bring back Dick Wolf
>>17992841is that the one witht he nigger lady firefighter? DA HOSE IS A FLAMETHROWAH?
I shoot hate gays and lesbians, bros.
>>17992813Matanza was brimming with aura, shame
>>17992790paul bearer if he was still alive
>>17992790he looks less spooky without the jumpsuit
Ironic that they still have Drew on the countdown when he's pretty much gone
>>17992855The fantasy of lesbians is always better than the reality
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When will we hear from Mrs Monkey in The Bank
2 hour or 3 hour show tonight?
>>17992879Coomsquat? Is that you?
WW3 coming and still no buddy.
Allistair Black is a cringy retard
>>17992870Take off the mask and you realize it is just Tracy Smothers.
>briefcase isn't wrapped in caution tape
dropped
>>17992887I guess their keeping it 3 hours for a while
I love posting in gamethreads with my friends on /pw/!
I haven't watched wwe since mania. I have i missed anything
>>17992892Smothers was GOAT'd.
>>17992887Three hours indefinitely
>>17992901what game is she playing
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>>17992901literally nothing
>>17992899do you think she sticks the lil jimmy in her pooper
>Boggy no mates spamming here as well
Fucks sake
>>17992889No, I ain't that fool. You don't gotta be that moron to appreciate a kween or 2.
>they only showed a split second clip of mr.iguana
yeah he's got heat alright
>>17992904Legit his run in W*ING and FMW under the Jason gimmick was dimes. Would have been way better if Leatherface (Corporal Kirchner) didn't get banned from working in Japan.
>>17992895>>17992905im killing myself this show isn't good enough to stretch it to 3 hours
>>17992909Damn, tranny jannies actually on their A-game for once.
>>17992917i especially love the backs of black women. i love chocolata fernanda
Women shouldn't be allowed at professional wrestling shows
>>17992923They are YEETing them in less than ten seconds. Like I don't even get a chance to pull up the report form before they are already gone.
Why doesnt Raw have a women's title? Seem weird that smackdown gets Tiffy and raw has no one
>haha see these faggots watch it too look at how excited these faggots are lolz
why is hunter doing this
>>17992926Support your thesis
the streaming reactions embarrass me idk why
WWE ppvs are so fucking forgettable. I saw this shoe live, I'm watching the recap right now and absolutely nothing is sticking
no homo but logang looks kinda hot
>>17992935idk, but I kinda like it. Way better than niggerbabble that's for sure.
>>179929362025...forgotten already...
>>17992935Would've Shazam'd it if you asked sooner, sorry.
>>17992942you might want to go to the hospital for your early onset dementia anon
>>17992941It's because you're not a cringe faggot who doesn't have a mind of his own.
>massive pop when his theme hits
>cheers
>randomly boos out of nowhere
hmmmmm
>>17992935My time is now u scrub
I told my trans friend (M2F) that smackdown threads were safe for her, please behave
>>17992940Thesis: Women shouldn't be at wrestling shows
Antithesis: Women should suck my dick
Synthesis: Women should suck my dick while I watch Smack
Summary: FALLON HENLEY OWES ME SEX
I like the blue mat for Smackdown. Anything to give the shows a different visual style.
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tell me when this shit is over and ill turn it back on
>>17992962It's because there isn't a million and one ads on the ring like Raw
>>17992959horrible bait attempt u schizo faggot. your feiend is mentally ill
>>17992960>he watches NXTA+, carry on
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I don't know bros, I think im just kinda done with this shit Cena heel run
>never seen 17
they're covered until 19, what'll they rhyme with when they hit 20?
>>17992973I know, I'm just happy he's not here
what did the commentary say about nash
>>17992970No, I watch sports and don't have ADHD, I don't give a shit about that.
If he wanted heat he should've said Hulk Hogan
Objectively, it's Bruno, Hogan, Austin and Cena. Nice cope tho.
Would you give John Cena a handjob to get a hand job from Alexa Bliss?
>doing the DYLAN DYLAN spot
Cheeky
>cena
>cena
>cena
>cena
>cause I spit hot fire
>cena on the mout rushmore at all
Farce
Reminder that Cena is still Scared shitless of Facing Austin, and was always scared shitless of taker if he ever went back for a championship shoot match.
By the way
>Learned today that mark had a heart surgery
BASED BIG MATCH JOHNS MT RUSHMORE KEK
also listen for the static in the next five mins. phils here
This nigga a Scooby Doo villain
>i actually planned it all along promo
jesus christ hunter kill this angle and then yourself
Jesus Christ this nigga promos like hes in an anime
Wtf why is Cena doing the James Bond villain explaining their plan spot?
well /pw/, YOU TOOK THE BAIT
Cena really getting worked by that pic of Cody's Big White Dick circulating on twitter today, huh?
>cena gets involved with the product
>ratings drop and it gets worse as a whole
>smelly zoomer marks will still cheer
this shit fucking blows
SOCIOPATHIC SELF CONFIDENCE LOL
>revealing your master plan before killing your hero
JOHN NO
I don't like Heel Cena, but I hate CM Punk
we all know CM Spunk is a hypocrite john
>>17993014We do not use that n-word word here, chud.
They're actually calling attention to it kek
smarks getting violated ala nash
he's going to ruin wrestling by making seth the only champion
>>17993037thats right, we use the hard r here
>you can cash in without a match and just win that way
>Yes, I teamed up with the Rock but no, I really didn't, I just used my seniority to get the match even tho I admitted otherwise
... okay]
John calling Punk a hypocrite and a sociopath. This nigga knows lol
so Seths cashing in on Cody 100%
Why is such a big storyline revolved around freds dad
based phil being okay with john talking about the saudi stuff
>>17993048Look man DJ ain't coming to work this is the best we could do
They're setting up Axiom dethroning Cena
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
cena trying his hardest but he'll never get booed against punk lol
>>17993050If he busts out "suck a blood money covered dick" he earned all four places on Mt Rushmore.
Cracked the code????
SAVE_US.Y2J
ADRENALINE
IN MY SOUL
EVERY THOUGHT OUT OF CONTROL
>interrupts my viewing for a flash flood warning
>THE FUCKING SAME WARNING ALREADY ON MY PHONE
at least on my fucking phone i can turn it off
fuck this goddamn shit
fuck you flash flood warning
i live on the third floor anyway
>>17993037Kamala lost, fagocrat
I'M THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME
WHOOOOAAAAAAH
the cheeki breeki jacket pops me ERRY TIME
How does Cody appear out of thin air after the flash?
How?
>cheering both cody AND cena
modern wrestling crowds are so shit
Replace CO in Cody with BUD and you get buddy.
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>Cody
i like cody but at the same time i kinda want him to fuck off from the title picture. i dont know if that makes sense or not
randy orton is under the stage
The only one worthy to take the title imo is Orton
I don't understand why they always do such a sharp crowd cut during Cody's "WOAH". Just do a Rainmaker zoomout or something.
HARD COCKS BREED BETTER MEEEEEEEEEENNNN
>>17993078he would be a shoe in for a vampire film now that i think about it
>first match won't start until 8:30
how long into an AEW show does the wrestling start
>>17993048please don't look into the storyline
just consume the product
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>30 minute promo segment incoming
Fuck the Nose and fuck (You)
that kid got Codys jacket hes wearing it now
>>17993084He doesn't care about the title anymore. He said at mitb
>>17993091>cody uses mist form to make his entrance
>>17993087they should shift plans and have Orton beat Cena honestly
this sucks, I'd rather watch Israel burn ngl
>Lexington Steele Nightmare
What Cody mean by this shirt?
CODY CODY RHODES
CODY CODY RHODES
>>17993097Less than 2 minutes most weeks
Oh shit it's bullet club founder cody
you're not just smart.... you're s-mart!
>>17993112thekla is built for average white cock
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>>17992960>FALLON HENLEY OWES ME SEXShe really owes me sex
>>17993105I mean it wa THE rivalry, even more iconic than edge imo, cody is a literal who and randy's lapdog
Damn now that CAWdy isn't a twiglet he's wearing tank tops, nice arms baby
IM A SCHIZOPHRENIC WOOHOO
why is randy coming outโฆ
RANDALL HERE TO SAY THE WORD
>>17993097AEW starts with a promo just like WWE. They used to be better and start with a match every week but then then when they hired Punk they changed the structure of the show to be identical to WWE.
>>17993112Turks are such disgusting creatures
Lmfao called it, randy's not done yet
Kinda getting tired of no heels.
>>17992926THIS IS AWESOME
this is so boring bring Roman back
What's got the trannies boiling today?
Why do wwe promos sound ai written now?
>>17993136Nice headcannon. AEW has always been E-lite. Literally all those fucking marks grew up watching WWE like everyone else.
im getting kinda tired of fans singing songs.
>John Cena
>My schizophrenia has returned
>>17993144Must be a day that ends in a y
>>17993144They really don't like the Iguana guy
Orton vs ron killings at summerslam, Mark my words
LA KNIGHT SAVE THIS SEGMENT
>>17993133trips is throwing shit at the wall
Will there be a headlock on this professional wrestling show at some point?
Look at this oiled up roid gut faggot
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>HE'S GONNA TALK TO US JOE TES
Love Wade kek
ANTI ESTABLISHMENT LA KNIGHT?
Gonna go play oblivion and goon
>>17993128Heโs been looking REAL JACKED since coming back
>>17993136this week's dynamite first match bell rang 5 minutes 22 seconds into the show
that was a 4 hour show btw
Are they not gonna have the guy he's feuding with show up?
kek, this guy really doesn't belong in the stop scene of this business
Hope John buries this geek
LA Knight is so washed. Vince is always right.
>>17993175got room for one more?
>BALDING BITCH JOHN CENA
KEK
KEK BASED BURY THAT BALD RETARD
kek ka knight botching promos make him sound unscripted
lets gooooooo the funny black guy
Dropping a viper sounds like you had to take a massive shit.
I'm starting to think that with Knight it's just the catchphrases that are over...
Watch RON pull a fast one
>>17993178When AEW was good and not longer than Monday Night Raw the bell would ring less than one minute into the show.
kek cena knows he can't just bury knight on the mic
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>>17993205baldie detected
i always used to think that the cover of rodeo by travis scott was an r truth action figure and just now i thought r truth was travis scott for a second
>>17993210that's because raw was booked boring af with vince and his creative at the helm and kevin dunn at the cameras
gayew is still booked shittily as it was before, it just now has star power running against it
>>17993241>AEW having the same retarded problems as WCW prior to its downfallwhy it isnt a surprise seeing that they listen to Vince Russo and Bishoff's podcast?
>we can't see them we can't read them
all that promoting the ability to do drug deals under the table without getting caught kek
>>17993168>you found that gay shit funnyThat's sad
surely LA Knight doesnt job after this right guys
>>17993324yea .zone lights the way
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