Thread 17994849

PALE BITCH EDITION

I forgot charlotte existed lol

CMBS Punk

I really need Lexi's toes inside my mouth

alexa resisting the urge to roll her eyes

based Alexa interrupting Charles

cm punk was right

This is thread 5 you perfidious anglo

why charlotte kinda...

Buddy was a lucky guy.

woooooooo

So what's the main event

Man they need to stop nerfing Cena, he looked like he wanted to respond to Punk so bad

ALL HAIL THE BARREN QUEEN!

BRIDE OF NONE!

END OF THE FLAIR BLOODLINE!

So TRIPLE THREAT for the WWE CHAMPIONSHIP between R-Truth, Cena and Punk?

>>17994892
so was andrade

BLISSTRANNIES

>>17994901
Ehhhhhhhhhhh

>market your juice as a drink for champions
>not a single champion pictured
yikes

Phil forgot his lines but he recovered well. I kinda like grandpa Phil and his dad jokes. Hes not nearly as acerbic or edgy as he used to be but its kind of endearing in a way lol

>>17994895
you're looking at it!

>>17994885
About what? That nigga better get the chapstick ready. He finna slobber on a thick brown saudi cock covered in blood

those horns for alexas entrance are dimes but the rest sucks

>>17994905
i've put my cock in things that would turn your hair wwhite

Alexa Bliss has owed me sex since 2015

>>17994885
If he's right I want to be wrong

>>17994907
he didnt recover

>>17994910
kek

YA REGRESAMOS

To the anon who said Allison Brie is walled

YOURE FUCKING GAY BRO

Just came back from a concert. Did Knight fucking jobbed again?

>>17994945
he did

>>17994945
r fraid so

>>17994895
You are anon

>>17994945
Did you expect anything else?

Anyone else notice that Candice looks like she uses Bad Dragon products?

why hasnt candace brought back the wings now that she broke up with nia off-screen

Ron “I want to be a Lonely Warrior” Killings

>>17994942
Walled doesn't always mean I wouldn't, it just means I acknowledge she used to be hotter.

I can't believe johnny gets to go home each night and have sex with that

ron "i drive" killings
he's literally me

Bliss is sex.

>>17994945
>>17994956
What was the point of taking him off being Max Dupri if he was just gonna be the most over jobber in history?

truth gets potshots against the champ whenever it suits him.

>>17994945
He was given the prestige of joining a promo with John Cena on his retirement tour, and thus was owed a job.

Candace is Dollar General Alexa Bluss

Why does Alexa keep grabbing her hotpants?

>>17994958
no cock so who cares

>Charlotte is BY FAR the least attractive woman in the locker room

Wade ain’t lyin

>>17994973
They needed a jobber for Saudi Mania a couple of years ago and Roman had already buried everyone else.

>>17994980
Isn't she like 20 years older than Alexa?

>>17994981
charlotte is giving her a wedgie and alexa knows we'll jerk off to it

>>17994919
This is where AI should have stopped

theres so many botches in this match lmfaooo

How come Charlotte went full bog on her face but had her balloon tits removed?

It's kinda sad seeing Alba reduced to Chelsea's henchwomen wearing that shit costume

even alexa can't carry these three. the crowd is DEAD

Every Charles match I can clearly hear Charles calling spots, is she retarded?

The redhead's kinda hot ngl

Charles is one ugly son of a bitch.

>>17995002
>Charles
>Alex
>Johnny Reddit's beard
>The ugly scots witch
did you expect anything else?

Every time I've been to Papa Johns all the workers looked like they were straight out of prison

is this going to lead to a Bliss/Charlotte tag team?

>>17994929
He did fine. Got his pops, a few zingers, addressed that Cena called him a hypocrite. Referenced 2011, said that their roles reversed, etc. Only thing that was lacking was one of his signature pipebombs

>>17995003
She ruined her body going bodybuilder shit

>>17995009
its part of her gimmick

>>17995007
alexa cant carry anything

>>17995004
That gear is a fucking humiliation ritual and straight up Vince's alley. I thought the Nose was supposed to be better?

Who is hotter for /pw/ Charlotte or Andrade?

>>17995004
shes lucky to have a job

I love bimbo mifs.

what is main event?

Alexa is too good looking

>28 Years Later next week
Basado

Ron killings vs John cena at summerslam
Ron wins, seth cashes in, Ron gets his remarch clause invoked and wins and now cena has to beat him before december to save wrestling

>>17995027
andrade has classic latin machismo
charlotte is more silicone than carbon

>>17995014
Papa John’s is literally the absolute bottom tier pizza of all the big chains.

Where's Alexa?

>>17995032
They just answered your question

this crowd is way too quiet for a charlotte match

>>17995019
Is is true? Her Giulia match was one of the worst ever because they couldn't understand each other at all

fire could undo a few buttons

>Blissfag has entered chat
Grim, we had an entire war over this.

>>17995045
i want to hear it from you handsome

>>17995004
If Tony sign Isla maybe i'll give him a chance

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>>17995052
What is this?

>>17995043
Wrong it's the highest quality of all the big chains. Domino's, Hut, Caesars are all corporate slop (though Caesars taste good) and Paps has some quality to the dough.

charlotte and alexa are both fucking terrible they only know how to wrestle under vince

>>17995004
She kinda looks like C. Viper

>>17995052
As long as it isn't Hogwheels/Lyraschizo we are fine

>>17994962
I would this woman from this picture

somehow Charlotte has a worse spear than Jey lmao

Why are women like this?

>>17995061
Battle of the Swamp
Real nigger shit, you wouldn't understand.

>>17995070
so does kenny omega, whats your point

Charlotte actually has a tolerable face now
Still trans vibes but not worse than Timothy

omg charly lost thanks god

SUPERIOR HAG CONFIRMED

Based Lexi Dimes

>>17995075
>woman
Anon...I...

Based Lexi

>>17995081
life comes at you fast

>>17995087
Yeah her makeup is helping tonight instead of hurting.

Lexi’s such a little minx. Fuck

BLISSBROS WE DID IT

The QOTR block looks grim

They need to fuck

Good finish for that match

>>17995078
fucking max is 1 minute off on the catch up stream

>tfw Vaquer vs. Bliss
Booker T going to GOON

>alexa vs asuka or vaquer
goonin'

thank god i dont have to watch charlotte at qotr

WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>17994995
ai needs to show her being tickle tortured all over

KINO ending

I remember in an old interview CM Punk said St. Anger was his favorite Metallica album

MELANINE
IN MY SOUL

ONE
MORE
TIME

I'M THE KIND THAT LIKES TO WORK FROM HOME

WHOOOOAAAAAAH

A Chuck match was actually the 2nd hottest match on the show so far

>sashitnig seethin'
>Lexi winnin'
Based

it looks like she just had rough sex she's all red im gonna coom

MY FATHER SAAAAIIIDD

HARD COCKS BREED BETTER MEEEEEEENNNNNNN

>>17995097
He started modding /tv/ in 2017. It was over at that exact moment.

Mike Rome always sounds drunk

Leave Cody Rhodes to us.

>Cody's shoulder pads CLANGs
Sovl

>Dude at the corner was staring at his phone as Cody walks by and gives him a hand-slap
That ticket was like $1050.

I'd eat turds out of AJ Lee's asshole...

Whats even the point of this match when we know the Codester is winning?

HHH has the chance to do the funniest thing by putting Punk over Cena in Saudi.

>>17995134
But we all know why it was hot

>>17995141
GOATS

>>17995141
Did they?

>>17995153
turds are poop, anon

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pedobait bliss won

>>17995153
You would eat ONE, and give me my turn.

>>17995155
im mostly here to shitpost

>>17995164
She's 38 years old and a mother.

so if Seth is going to cash in on Cena whose going to beat Gunther for the WHC?

>>17995164
>pedobait
anon she's 36

>>17995149
>spending 4 figures to watch slop
Gloomy.

Jimmy John’s is shit

>>17995174
>>17995177
she's built like a midget

Actually she's a 9000 year old dragon

>>17995147
GOATS

>>17995164
get back to twitter and remain there for the rest of your life, dr pizza

>>17995185
I won't eat anything that isn't Subway when it comes to sandwiches so idc

>>17995110
Asuka won't get kairi's treatment

>>17995186
Fits under the steering wheel..?

So is there anything left for Charlotte in the next few months or HHH said that Royal Rumble win is enough?

Bliss kinda looks like Review Bruh

I'm gonna have to gg this episode
Gotta get up early for the No Kings protest tomorrow

>>17995155
MY FATHER SAID WHEN I WAS YOUNGER
ONCE BLACK YOU NEVER BACK!
NEVER BACK!

if sami wins i'll start shilling for the IDF

>>17995180
I almost did, for this show. I had two tickets for ringside, dead center, right on camera, in my cart. It was going to be like $2100. Couldn't convince myself to do it, so I'm watching it with you anons instead. Kind of regret it, this ended up being a pretty good show...

>>17995149
>he thinks they're genuine fans and not paid influencer

>>17995186
Anon, she's a whole foot taller than Ramcho.

>>17995209
Why wait

>>17995200
Subway is shit too. Firehouse and Jersey Mikes are kino.

>>17995209
It's gonna be cody vs randy and cody will win most likely, otherwise why do they jack him off so much

>>17995206
>No Kings protest
Based. Can't wait to protest the man while being sponsored by the Walmart heiress.

>>17995204
they seem to building up to a Bliss/Charlotte tag team

>>17995206
Remember to ONLY fly the American flag upside down if you really wanna send a message

>>17995210
what was your sign going to be

>>17995155
We all knew Charlie was winning too

>>17995206
hope some cop gets your ass and you get 92'd in jail

Why is Nak even a heel, I completely forgot?

>bane mask
Nani sore

he's even r truth in the promo material now. what is going on??

>>17995206
Finally cut your balls off, huh?

Andrade should win this

I’m gonna need Ron and Suzuki tag teamin asap

no reason, he just came back and spat in ppls faces

They're never gonna refer to him as Ron Killings

what is that la creatura

>>17995260
ya finna cry

>>17995212
I buy front row tickets every time WWE comes to my city. Most of the guys who do I know and hang out with at the bar after the show.

>>17995206
I hope to see your death in a Kiwi Farms riot thread video.

who the fuck is andrade

Lmao Joe actually has no idea what Wade meant

andrade is my favorite undercarder

>>17995277
ya finna get checked irl

Man Andrade doesn't deserve all these no pops after giving good matches every night

>>17995249
Because you didn’t wash your back

>>17995206
enjoy getting dunked on by the internet when you show up on some lolcow tweet

>>17995210
Man, you know what I'd do with 2100 bucks? Buy a bunch of rare vinyl records like HIM's Dark Light and AFI's Crash Love.

I can't believe that Priest ask HHH to get rid of Otherside because his theme was similar

>>17995294
He has good matches but there's nothing else there

>>17995220
>Doesn't wear a latex outfit to cosplay Asuka

I like priest. Im goad he got a pop

>>17995294
>>17995290
all true

>>17995210
you wouldnt enjoy it as much if you werent shitposting in real time

what if they called the spear a wedding tackle

DONGS RISE

>>17995249
He threatened to gay rape Seth.

ALL RISE

And exit the arena

>cody vs cena summerslam
>RON comes to ruin the match
>just as cena expected
>cenigga gets to leave with the title
You rike?

>>17995292
check this

I HOPE Nakamura wins.

>>17995294
Hes an incredible worker but he has never been in a good angle

>>17995324
replace Ron with Orton otherwise your accurate

>>17995336
thats not his fault

>>17995294
He has the no pop entrance gimmick

>Andrade match just after Charles lost
I wonder how akward was walking back to Guerilla for Charles

>>17995318
How's that make him a heel?

>>17995294
He needs a manager

>>17995300
Bro I collect rare vinyl. If you don't mind a slip cover being a little dinged you can get almost anything <$100.

Except the FFXIV collection Vol 1. Fuck you tranny weebs, Sokan is amazing and you niggers are camping on those plates for no reason.

Pretty based lineup

>>17995222
>no mom and pop hoagie shop, reduced to corporate slop

>Literally everyone in the tournament from Smackdown is over 40 except Carmelo

The average age of the fucking roster is 41. Where is the new blood?

Is true that Andrade is the only wwe guy that ae-drones would accept back?

>>17995347
kek

Can call me a mark and that's fair but I think I'm legit done with the product with how they've been treating Knight

>>17995336
>>17995294
The dude needs to wrestle with his fucking mask. He's looks like a generic background character without it

based moonsault

>>17995345
They need to bring Johnston back, all these neo themes are certified negative dimes

>>17995043
Caesars is.
t. Worked there 8 years and you'll never know how good it COULD be cause most crew members fucking suck and don't even get it cooked properly. Best thing to do is rub the crazy bread garlic butter underneath the marinara on every pizza
>>17995087
She gained some weight I think and looks a lot better. Her intro outfit was amazing tonight

atrocious match so far

>>17995304
he's like an snk game
there's some good gameplay in there (arguable) but there's nothing to pop for

>>17995339
Orton won't interrupt the match out of respect for cody

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>>17995362
huh wat u mean?

>>17995342
Didnt say it was.

>>17995359
in the first round with Dom and Bron but Hunter decided Sami should win

>>17995351
>If you don't mind a slip cover being a little dinged you can get almost anything <$100.
Where?

>>17995379
moonsault was pretty cool

>>17995380
spoke like a true capcuck

>>17995362
bruh aew guys thought they were getting r truth lol

>>17995294
I'm still holding hopes for doing the Penta cursed mask taking the career out of Andrade's father the OG Penta, iirc the second Penta was in WWF too

>>17995359
in next, and will be for several years, because they quality that is expected takes years to acquire. i dont like it either but the bar for ring and mic delivery is so high you dont achieve til you're in your 30's

>>17995359
The sand folks want their old guys

Cody/s getting chonky, he needs to lay off the Wheatley

>>17995362
aew would accept month old fryer grease if wwe used it first

My fucking kid just spilled my beer all over my most expensive keyboard
Never have kids, they fucking suck

>>17995396
at least capcom draws dimes unlike snk especially with its latest advertised even on wrestlemania nonhit city of the flops

>>17995364
good things come to those who wait...........

>>17995393
Discogs
Granted you are gonna need to bookmark and album and camp on it HARD. the boomers who trade vinyl as an investment will hum and haw over a couple of dings for days before buying. You can snipe them if you check daily.

>>17995359
>where is the new blood
Getting buried like Austin Theory or put into gay factions where they don't do anything like Bron.
Not that I like Theory, I think he's ass, but they need to start getting younger people into the fold

>>17995413
give em' a shoot piledriver

>>17995409
BUT HE GETS WASTED COMPLETELY

>>17995413
He’s got your genes so he must suck because you suck.

I will be watching the new Superman movie but I'll likely just be riffing it in my head

>>17995414
SNK got mega heat with the ronaldo addition that not even Salvador could save it

>>17995413
sounds like its your fault not the kids.

I like how everyone is wrestling at the same time instead of taking turns getting their shit in

>>17995413
start being a better parent you fucking piece of shit
grow the fuck up and parent your kid properly

>>17995385
he just had a promo 90 mins ago saying he'd bulldoze anyone to get to to cena

>cody wrestling against all mid tiers
grim

>>17995390
<3

>>17995416
I'm breaking the Knight cycle

3 NJPW LEGENDS

>>17995423
I already lurk there every day. Niggas know what they have, you'll nerve catch anyone selling anything remotely rare at a low price.

>>17995413
wait till he tries to kill you in your sleep

>>17995413
Kids are great. You are just a loser for drinking in front of them.

>>17995414
pls no bully snk

>>17995399
thats a great angle but too lynchian for zoomers

My headcannon is that Nakamura shoot died during COVID and they replaced him with a clone who fucking sucks but he was the best of the worst so this is what they have to work with.

>>17995365
I believe a Bandido like mask would fit him

>>17995435
noone except snk nerds cared about shitty of the wolves even before ronaldo got involved
motw was a poseur game for poseurs and hipsters to pretend to like just like third strike and cotw was no different
the only cool part about it was having lanes back in a stage but it's not tourney standard so it doesn't really matter

>>17995413
give em a shoot worm

>>17995452
You clearly don't

SLIM JIM TABLE

Not the Slim Jim table!

>>17995426
Theory doesn't get excuses, ven Cena put him over at Wrestlemania and still nothing.

THE SLIM JIM TABLE!!!!

BY GOD THE SLIM JIM TABLE

>>17995462
Or he can just reprise La Sombra because that’s when Andrade actually was dimes

BAH GAWD THE SLIM JIM TABLE

>>17995459
Okada breaks your headcannon. The reality is strong style took a long term toll on all the jap rasslers

>>17995413
my baby laughed and shit himself when R Truth jumped Cena.

Shit was hilarious, learn to love your kid.

That's LA Knight's table!

I dont like damien priest. like at all.

I actually like the Slim Jim table

Slim Jim Table should be ungigged. Treat it as tougher than regular tables and it will always end up on Botchamania.

So the tables are going to be all blurred out in 30 years. When looking at archived footage. I'm guessing.

can we get a dude wipes table next

nakamura is so fucking based

That Slim Jim Table just snapped just like I snap into a Slim Jim

THE JOBBER TABLE LET ME TALK TO YA

imagine if the WWE did a partnership with Bad-Dragon

Shinsuke Nakamura is actually trying to have an ok match for some reason

>>17995496
Not afraid to put others over unlike the Prime Hydration Station

>>17995500
Dubs of truth. All these sponsors are just gonna fuck yo archived footage.

The Slim Jim table!

not the slim jim table

>>17995509
They'd probably use Candice LeRae

im enjoying slim jum table ironically

Gayman Queef is so fucking dimeless.

How uncharismatic do you have to be for Andrade and Nakamura to charisma mog you like this?

>>17995514
making sure he can keep those checks coming in

>>17995503
they should play the snap sound from the ad when the table breaks, followed by Savage's OH YEAAAAAAAAAH

Why aew have more japanese wrestlers than WWE?

>>17995514
he probably likes andrade

sneaky backstab from the jap

>>17995509
>BAH GAWD HE STRAPPED THE DRAGON DILDO TO HIS KNEE
>OH MY GOD HE ATOMIC DROPPED KEVIN NASH RIGHT ONTO THE BAD DRAGON DRAGON DILDO BAH GAWD HE IS BROKEN IN HALF

>>17995498
The slimjim table should burst into a dozen slimjims so wrestlers can eat them to recover hp

>>17995514
Respect for the Ace, the Codester.

>>17995535
Shin's always had charisma

>>17995472
To be fair he did have a garbage selfie gimmick Vince gave him, but that's not a real excuse, I'm just playing devil's advocate

>>17995539
Unironically dimes idea

>>17995548
Unbelievably dimes idea

If we got Fireball Ladders and Slim Jim Tables, who’s gonna sponsor the folding chairs?

>>17995514
when you spend to much time not caring at some point the inspiration returns

>>17995527
Imagine the promos

>>17995413
I'm having a kid this December. I'm not a retard so I'll keep beverages away from my keyboard when I'm handling my daughter. Having a family is all I want in this life I'm so happy about it but I had a great relationship with my dad so

someone is gonna get in trouble using whatsapp for illegal shit someday and they will claim safeharbor or some shit kek

>>17995564
dude wipes

Andrade and Shin have great chemistry

EXCELLENT MATCH SO FAR

>>17995500
>>17995521
Pretty much

>>17995495
I remember audibly groaning when he won MITB. He's probably my third most hated guy on the roster next to Jey and Punk

Damien is somehow the most boring wrestler in a match that includes Shinsuke.

>>17995472
>put him over
Cena completely fucking buried his ass in the promo leading to Mania that the win didnt even matter

>>17995582
what was worse, priest or seff winning

>>17995573
I mean they've been trying that shit here in bongland but whatsapp and apple threatened to leave and the government backpedaled.

>>17995477
I don't know I really don't like his sombra non entrance gear plus he technically lost his mask, there is no coming back from that

Lmao roll up pin into the cornbuckle

>>17995572
Congrats anon, welcome to the big leagues

>>17995564
Did you forget Chair Phone?

>>17995593

>>17995593

>>17995597
>New thread with 3 minutes to go

>>17995602
no but wwe did since they're still running alpha academy spots from the good ol days

>>17995500
Why would they need to blur out ads?

wow what an unexpected ending

PRESS TAUNT TO GET BODIED

Did Nakamura almost just big league Cody?

>Uso
Fuck I was hoping for Draganov

>losing to one (1) Cross Rhodes
Buried like Top Floppa

>>17995651
i miss him

>>17995629
>>17995640
thats why i liked it. nakamure slept in the bed he made

>>17995651
They should just release him already. It's clear that they have no intent of utilizing him.

Every fucking time i see the throat slit gesture now I think of Rock's inexplicable failure to do one

>>17995591
Christ that's a tough one since they fucked over the same guy and I hate Seth too. I'll go Priest only because aside from Kane's, same night cash ins are fucking lame, it buried Drew and there was no real angle that it helped, whereas Seth at least might be able to do an angle with his

>>17995670
He's been out on injury, anon.

>>17995599
Thankyou it's basically all I've wanted the last 5 years. I'm fucking 30 it's about time, got some new adult job too

Its funny how Shinsuke was fed to LA Knight, but LA Knight is also getting fucked over

>>17995690
is this the knight vortex?

>>17995697
It's the Smackdown vortex

>>17995680
It's been nine months since he was. He was slated to return in nine months.

>>17994849 (OP)

>paige crawling over and fingering and licking opponents on PG smackdown
>crowd awkwardly reacting
>find out she was licking cum from every wrestler backstage off her titles
>literally gangbangs during shows
>all during her tight cunny era body

that was one of the greatest 1-2 years ever

>>17994973
There was no plan. They tried to salvage him with something that worked previously but the damage was already done.

>>17995004
The fact that Chelsea is even still around, let alone Alba being forced to be with her, is retarded.