Thread 18004798

>IWGP World Heavyweight Championship https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DMQe77g1c4
Hirooki Goto (c) vs Shing Takagi
>IWGP Global Heavyweight Championship https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNunKriTYUg
Yota Tsuji (c) vs Gabe Kidd
>Dog Collar Chain Death Match https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xn37fGYj00I
David Finlay vs EVIL

You can hear how plastic the chain is

here for the crucification of davitto finray

>>18004798 (OP)
both are over with me as wrestlers. I dont even care finlays abs arent showing.

ok now the match starts

why did this nigga distract the ref in a no DQ match?

>>18004809
habits

Does this match make anyone else's balls itch?

Finlay you gotta cut deeper, nigga

>>18004810
legit is a good answer for both kayfabe and shoot

>>18004811
sounds like someone wants a personal HoT session in a deep, dark dungeon

Still distracting the ref lol

this match not looking bloody at all

They added more members just to make sure one of them caught EVIL

go back in time and tell myself underdog David Finlay fighting hard against EVIL backed up by SANADA, DOUKI, Fale and Chase

I love how these groups just circle around the action and not do shit

all that for that payoff lol

>distracting the ref again
nobody told this nigga the ru-OUCH

EEEEEEEEEEBAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUU

This match is going to get good r-right...

fuckin SANADA sittin there in the boots lol

>>18004837
finlay is in it, so no

Did the office tell them no weapons?

>>18004798 (OP)
ebiru a cute
>>18004816
what happens in HOT dungeon? gangbang?

finally is a boring wrestler no way theres no blood yet

>>18004844
of Pieter yes

>>18004846
He did bleed but it stopped already

>>18004844
let's just say Dick Togo earns his name

>>18004848
But that would be a babyface move, they're giving a ring rat exactly what she wants. I think the House just play cards while she has to sit pouting in the corner.

>>18004849
he's scared to draw blood

Is EVIL too pussy to bleed?

Fale too gassed to get involved

No way EVIL is losing when he just got 3 new members

wwe tier match it's too safe

>>18004853
Considering his track record of bleeding I'd disagree with that assessment, I think it was just a bad blade job.

>biggest pop was a Fale spot
jeez

>>18004861
neverfuckingmind

HOW COULD YOU CHASE, YOU WERE LIKE BROTHERS

>>18004861
Fale read this and said OH HELL NAH

chain assisted sharpshooter is based actually

just end this match already

>>18004869
>>18004861
He also gave Finlay a mini Bob Holly by the looks of it.

Buu saga match. Some cool stuff but THEY SAID IT WAS NO DQ

I too wouldn't survive a splash from Fat Fuck Fale

that was fucking terrible lol

I had higher hopes for this match than I should have

*.05
Get the fuck out of here

Disappointing as fuck

>>18004887
Chain/bullrope matches generally are, the number of great ones can probably be counted on one hand and the number of good ones barely need the second hand. Generally more about the story than the match.

they should do an angel where finlay converts to islam

Finlay has died and his G1 spot is going to be filled by Gedo

David Finlay is dead and you're rating the match like it's a fucking game

>>18004904
Put Dick Togo in, dude has the stamina and athleticism to do three back to back G1 group brackets with no break.

See you in NXT, Paddy Davidson!

this show sucks

No way Finlay's G1 slot isn't a red herring now

I guess Gabe has to go over, or you may as well abort the war dogs

Did Finlay get kayfabe or shoot injured? Just joined after the match

GABE GABE
DYNAMITE READY

>>18004918
Squished to death for real, I'm afraid

I am a fat faggot and got 0 (zero) gook pussy on my Japan trip

>>18004918
There would've been a real medic in the ring if so

GABE
GABE

WAR
READY

BASED GABE

Nigga almost in tears, he's winning

>GABE-SAN WE STILL LOVE YOU EVEN IF YOU SUCKED MOX AND TK'S DICK
Osaka fucking sucks

holy fucking finner

Gabe Kidd is literally me

he's not smiling...

>>18004937
I felt different vibes, sounded like the quietest Osaka reaction to Gabe in ages. He might win them back over with a good match, but the big cheer was going into Finnerman's intro, not Gabe's hyping the crowd.

kek what a boo boo face

Ok this is gonna be based

>>18004948
Might have to do with the fucked up Dog Collar match

Babyface in peril Gabe kidd okay then

>>18004958
I haven't caught a NJPW show in a bit, so what was up with that match? Who did Kidd fight?

just woke up, how many matches left

>>18004977
just this and the main event

>>18004977
2 including this one

HE FUCKING MISSED

Gabe Kidd the fucking retard

KWAB

KWAB

crowd laughter
things are gonna get stiff

based retard

kek what a botching traitor ass bitch

he missed lol

this nigga ready to yap

He's fine like wine, baby!

>>18004982
Botch?

has he ever even done that move before?

>That senton
Did he miss ENTIRELY? It looked like he didn't even brush past, that was a total miss.

TOMBSTONE

kenny really gave gabe kidd his best match ever lol

This match is unhinged

i cant stop laughing after that senton

>>18004994
The senton idk. Nice moonsault though

>>18004998
his retard-kino with Henare was better

>>18004998
The Tsuji match was better

Has Gabe started doing the Doctor Bomb as part of his tribute act yet? I have a weird memory of him doing gutwrench suplexes but forget if he does a gutwrench powerbomb yet.

gabe kidd post new japan cup has been HORRIBLE

LETS FUCKING GO TSUJI

Tsuji's chops are NEVER worthy. Fuck the G1 go fight Oleg

IM THE FINNER MAN YOU KNOW

>>18005016
wew

yeah, gabe's winning

Gabe matches always have that big match feel to them, I love this madman like you wouldn't believe

THEYRE KICKING OUT OF FINISHES NOW

>Death Rider
He's literally become Shota

FUCK TGHIS SHOIT

THIS IS SHOTA UMINO'S MOVE

Tsuji taking the G1 then

shades of jeong mox

shouts out to gabe for getting off him after the 3 count
I fucking hate when people lay on them for an extra 15 seconds to get that little bit extra

>wrestler makes it clear he's leaving
>gets pushed
vintage new japan!

>>18005012
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GET FUCKED FATTY

>>18005035
is this an issue isnt it to show how exhausted a match was?

YOU DESERVE IT

What is this Chono erasure, bitch nigga

Hate this crowd, hate this traitor, fuck you all

bro looks like a white potato with arms and legs

Chono is on his way with the Yakuza to bitch slap this gaijin

the white man marches on

Talk about your club, brother

>>18005040
sometimes I guess but there are times when they make it clear they are continuing the pin into infinitum

if gabe kidd was threatening tana imagine what he woulda said to tony lol

He's carrying on Sabu's legacy but only the suicidal part

Tana is not fucking making it to Tokyo Dome lol

Tana can barely walk baka

made the old man walk all the way down the ramp for that

i don't like having to see Tanahashi walk in civilian clothes

inconsistent fucking character, i hate him, cant wait for him to fuck off completely

TAKAGI IS JOINING HOT

>>18005064
You realise he's a madman, you know?

2 jomon match

>2 matches on his own produce show the 29th
>vs Gabe likely at Tokyo Budokan
>the whole G1
someone stop him

>>18005066
>IT'S MEANT TO BE NONSENSICAL YKNOW???
lol

Naito’s in the building. He’s challenging next mark my words

hell yeah

Keep Japan Japanese

it’s bittersweet looking at tana’s blog posts from 10+ years ago, time is a cruel mistress
>>18005069
you can’t stop the power production

Never get tired of Goto's full theme

GO-TO-OH
GO-TO-OH
GO-TO-OH
GO-TO-OH
GO-TO-OH

this better be as good as their g1 match lol

this nigga over

GOATO

DAMN does he make that title look good

YOSHI-HASHI got a House of Torture shirt on under there

I'll never forget that lariat where Shingo made this nigga flip for a shoot off his pumping bomber

great way to jam goto's knee
good job shingo you jammed his knee

Shame they dropped angry Shingo so early

>>18005114
whatever he's fine now

SAAAY NO

https://x.com/njpw1972/status/1934201290319651002
Yuya & Taichi are in Hontai proper now.

Shingods we might be in trouble

>>18005132
why the fuck didnt they just do this months ago?

Come on GOATo

glad the 20-minute mark still means "ok time to start trying"

yeah its over for shingo

SHOTEN KAAAAAAAI

ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT

That GTR broke the audio lol

BASED

KILL THIS NIGGA GOTO YOU GOT THIS

GO-TO-OH
GO-TO-OH
GO-TO-OH

new GTR unlocked

Watch HOT come out for this shit too

fuckin finally

So either Zack or EVIL (or Jake)

>GOTO REVOLUTION WILL CONTINUE UNTIL MORALE IMPROVES
I look forward to Goto dropping the belt to Ishii for a thank you run in mid 2028.

i fucking love these old men like you wouldn’t believe

that was a cool GTR variation

Amazing main event. What bullshit now?

>>18005193
>(or Jake)
that nigga never coming back

Goto ribbing the homo

Oh god it's actually EVIL or Jake

No Zack?

Yes Zack

Lame ass Dominion t b desu

>>18005224
faggot

>>18005226
We don't sign our posts here

Good show