Thread 18016497

Mating press

AYO?

oldbergbros... he can barely walk

Please retire!
*clap clap clapclap clap*

>>18016542
Don't bully the man

Sex!

>this isn't even for a saudi show
...why was this booked exactly?

Gunthers face game is so fucking good

Is a Jewish man really safe in Saudi Arabia though? I'm scared for Goldberg

>Not even on a PLE
KEK

>>18016599
To make you seeth, fatboy!

This jew is looking gassed

>we want otis sign
HOLY BASED

He will end it in Georgia when he dies in the ring from heart complications.

Nobody seriously wants this match but it's a funny shitpost.

don’t really like goldberg but his theme song is complete kino

I eat my own cum.

I thought the Saudis wanted this match for noc

He's already gassed look at his head

is this a humiliation ritual for goldberg or gunther

>>18016613
I hope Otis comes back a changed man or the whole Russo thing is retarded

>>18016599
goldberg is retiring in atlanta, his hometown. anon...

There's something hilarious about Gunther's biggest nemesis being Jey and Goldberg

>>18016613
Count Dankula gave him the rub this weekend.

>>18016497 (OP)
How do we make this already nonsense Gunther title run worse?
>enter goldberg

>>18016605
they’re in bed with the saudis
only one who stands up against them in the region is iran which is why they’re about to be nuked

>>18016613
Think he grew up in the area or wisconsin. He's been to Packers training camps.

Who the fuck is this old fag, and why should i care?

Goldberg was begging for a reason to fly out of Israel right now

>last match on a glorified house show
Why

Thats it...

This has been the worst segment of wrestling I've ever seen. How does anyone enjoy Bill Goldberg?

Ryback was a better goldberg

So how is Gunther going to force a 2 minute match out of this old senile fuck?

Gunther is obviously winning. But idk about this feud.

where will goldberg's retirement match rank

>>18016621
jrpg castle town ass theme

It would be funny if Gunther squashed him on the decision of Triple H

THE ARYAN RAT FEARS THE JEWISH BULL

>that fat fuck with his toy belt medallion backwards
KWAB

>>18016653
come on Bret, just let it go

when do we get bayley???

Goldberg looks in bad shape. Why is he breathing so hard?

>>18016641
Based Israel

in an alternate universe, its gunther retiring bret hart

I didn’t watch WCW
was goldberg really all that?
people compare him to bron but bron seems way better when i watch goldberg matches from back then vs bron matches today
also why was he the only WCW star vince booked well?

Night and day difference between Pat and Graves

>>18016497 (OP)
rox has to win because jade might shoot kill asuka or bliss

>>18016599
for Goldberg

>>18016658
better than Shawn's

>we about to put the brain on it
what the fuck is the judgment day theme

>>18016671
He's like 60 years old. This match is going to fucking suck, not even Gunther can drag this shitter to a good bout.

>>18016641
>nuked
huh wat u mean?

I don't understand how a retirement match where he loses to Gunther is a good way to go out?

>>18016677
kosher post

Judgement Day theme fucking sucks

>>18016653
He made Bret his bitch and exposed his faggotry with one kick, thus proving vince right.
And Owen was the best Hart and he should had lived.

>>18016658
above Kurt's

They got Mewtwo with desert blood money?!

>>18016497 (OP)
I love how every Goldberg storyline is: he shows up- he demands a title shot- and he just automatically gets it

Why the fuck is his head so big?

JD got pyro? wtf lmao

>>18016699
Don't like mudshits. They want to tear down the West.

>>18016650
It's just Goldberg

Gunther carrying every single match hunter books for him.

>>18016684
Goldberg was mostly aura and physical charisma. But that's all you needed in that era. He was over until the last day.

WE ABOUT TO PUT THE BRAIN ON EM

>>18016684
He was for about 6 months until Nash and Hogan had to bury him.

>>18016684
He was a beast in his prime I'll give him that. Lifted dudes you normally don't see lifted.

>>18016658
Nobody will remember it a week after it happens

>>18016703
kurt is gonna have his real retirement match against cena this year

>>18016697
>where he loses to Gunther

GOLDBERG BROS WE’RE GOING TO WIN!!!

>>18016709
High IQ Jew

This shit sucks
I'm tapping out

>>18016706
Makes sense for a jew

>>18016697
Who else is he going to lose to? My pick would be Bron Breakker but he's wrapped up in Seth's faction.

Kairi is being booked just like Dakota, she is next

>>18016705
Mewtwo telepathically sucked the blood money covered dick

lol Dom is dimes
>>18016709
massive brain for those amazing sells

>>18016710
and all he needed to do was to sawdust himself

>>18016684
he was pure kino. he was like if a bron breakker got to do whatever the fuck he wanted and didn't know how to be safe

I dont understand. Night of champions is in like 2 weeks and there's only one championship match kek

>>18016722
Kurt couldnt pass a drug test with all the shit to keep him out of pain

>>18016696
Trump warned everyone to abandon Iran and the people are listening. Regime is about to fall and democracy restored. Ayattollah might have a warhead dropped on him tonight.

>>18016658
Far better than most.
Don't forget that most of these carnies don't know when to quit and end up having horrific final matches. Carder is lucky he got to have that cinematic Boneyard match with AJ.

>>18016697
It isn't. It's all just a vanity project for Triple H.

So Gunther isn't defending at NoC?

>>18016684
WCW could have possibly won the war if he had been booked properly and not buried by Nash and Hogan.

>>18016736
He should get roided to grow his body to match his massive head

I feel like Main Event Jey Uso should be the one main eventing Saturday Night's Main Event

piss break

>4+ hr AEW show during the day
>2 hr WWE show at night
Too much wrestling for one day. The Nose and TKO deserve the rope.

>perfect hairline at 48

How guys?

why is aj styles stuck doing all these gay matches? wasn't he a main eventer before?

>>18016684
He had charisma out of the ass and was a freaky athlete. Too bad he never really got better as a wrestler.

>>18016755
but /pw/ told me nash and hogan are based

>>18016761
?

>>18016742
NBC is not letting them out of that contract

>>18016742
Yeah, I thought Goldberg vs Gunther would be there because the Saudi Prince is a huge mark for both

>>18016653
Look if you don’t get the appeal of Goldberg I don’t know what to tell you- it’s such a simple character that requires no explanation - come to think of it does even Goldberg even have a backstory? Or origin? He just showed up one day and never left

>>18016763
You only listed two hours of wrestling though

>>18016767
Burning hatred for fags

I'd rather watch Scott Steiner vs. Bron Breakker than fucking Goldberg

>>18016761
AHAHAHAHAHA

Went to the casino this weekend. And saw a 30(?)yo guy with his old mom playing the machines. He had a Cody shirt on. Was kinda depressing. Cause he was fat and probably a neet.

>>18016684
Goldberg was truly great and highly entertaining--he was just very limited, so you were pretty limited in what you could do with him as a booker.

>>18016755
>WCW could have possibly won the war

Is this the official Cash App match?

Man I'm happy AJ Styles from TNA got this HOF run in WWE but I could use him having 1 final world title run

>>18016772
JD had pyro
Dom flinched because he heard it and got shocked lmao

>>18016767
total devotion to God and Jesus

>“Gunther. The Ring General. The man with the WWE heavyweight belt. Impressive... until now.”
>“See, you’re used to flash. You’re used to people screaming, running around this ring like headless chickens, trying to play tough. But I don’t play.”
> “I think. I calculate. I end things quietly. Efficiently.”
>“You’ve fought warriors, Gunther. You’ve fought clowns. You’ve fought dreamers. But you’ve never faced someone like me. Someone who doesn’t care about glory. Someone who doesn’t need the lights. I’m not here to entertain. I’m here to take.”
>"That belt? You hold it like a symbol of dominance. But when I take it from you, it becomes a symbol of justice. Of finality. Of silence.”
> “You’ve ruled with order, Gunther. But I am the enforcer of order. And I don’t miss.”

>>18016771
Ouro Kronii lookin ass bitch

>>18016763
You don't have to watch the 4 hour pre show

>>18016788
That's not Goldberg buddy

>>18016755
>WCW could have

Reminder that JD McKlingon is the best seller in the industry

>>18016787
What’s wrong with spending time with your mom? Do all white men hate their mothers?

>>18016795
No half measures Gunther

>>18016808
let him dream

>>18016804
Yeah, it's a reaction gif featuring Steiner. Can you give your big brother his phone back now?

>>18016809
him and ilja are the top 2 weird little freaks in wrestling right now

Holy shit this RAW has been absolutely TERRIBLE

JD is Yakub's finest soldier

>>18016733
we are getting the kabuki rise with rhea alongside bella too, so Kabuki faces vs the heel schizos now that lyra is going heel too.

>>18016795
>jobs to Walter anyway
KWAB

>>18016733
Didnt Kairi just won 2 singles matches in a row? Dakota wouldve never beat Liv or Raquel

>>18016711
yeah yeah heard it before rabbi

>>18016812
I'm not white. And you should move out.

>Dirty Dom chants
can they make up their mind?

>JD loves his life in big head mode from 007 Goldeneye his whole life

That must be difficult. Poor JD

>Dom has never celebrated father's day
but why? he had a father didn't he?

>>18016817
kek don't act like you didn't mistake one jew for the other.

>>18016803
>having sponsors is le EVIL!
>being poor and unpopular is cool!

>>18016839
yeah but he died

>>18016839
He hates Rey

>get older
>no longer have the athletic build
>transition to a beefier build
is this the path of the aging male wrestler

Corey Graves needs to get moved back to RAW

Try a threeway commentary!

>>18016837
>Oddjobber

Roxxie!

>>18016839
You talking about that deadbeat?

>>18016711
Jews and western powers flooding western countries with muslim refugees after bombing their countries is doing far more harm than the muslims would be doing on their own--which would just be bombing each other.

>>18016834
Think of it like people making Gamethreads. The herd will follow he who casts the first stone, whether they cheer or boo.

>>18016851
can't stay a twink forever

>>18016851
Nah that was me at 24

>>18016851
yup either go muscle freak or big fat bruiser mode

>>18016860
huh what u mean

>>18016841
You are too mindbroken, I'm not complaining I find it funny

>>18016863
>can't stay a twink forever
you can, just have to watch your diet

>>18016853
A Cole/Barrett/Graves 3way would probably be kino

>>18016855
My ex gf ate my ass once and I didn’t like it. Now I make women eat my ass to degrade them?

>"That's a great point!" Just as it fades to commercial
Hilarious

MORGAN N' MORGAN BROTHERS RISE UP

Duckduckgo.com watch wwe online free AE there's your laggy stream fag

>>18016834
Mein neger, the modern DubyaDubyaE fan doesn't go to shows to watch wrestling, they go to sing along to little stupid songs.

>>18016860
People flooding western countries aren't exclusively Jewish. Trudeau isn't Jewish yet western Canada is little China and eastern Canada little India. It's libtards who hate whites. They also see jews as white.

>>18016879
That's the point

SORRY PAL I HAVEN'T ATE ALL DAY

>standing on AJ's hair

BOOOOOO

>>18016787
Seeing middle aged unmarried men doing things with their mothers because their mothers is all they have is pretty much the most depressing thing to see IMO

>>18016890
Haha…

>AJ is immune to aging

Cole he was out for like 14 months due to injury and negotiated a shorter schedule for the rest of 2025.

>>18016787
I'm 29 and go to the casino with my mom too but I'm a Chad. But yeah, as a hot guy I can confirm I get a pass to say and do what I want. My boss is hot and married and she got a big promotion and I said to her 'Whose big, beautiful.... smile am I going to stare at all day now?' and she got all shy and timid. A few days later she came to work in her gym clothes to pick some things up and made sure I got a good look at her ass. It's not all fun and games though because other dudes don't always like you and you actually have to be nice to them to earn their trust

>>18016871
>You are too mindbroken, I'm not complaining I find it funny

>>18016885
>its not the joos
>its the libs!

>>18016851
they have to get beefier because muscle is harder to get as they get older, and it compensates a bit the fact that the muscles also get weaker

>>18016885
it always falls back to gramci

>>18016897
he is simply made for wrasslin

>>18016894
anyone have that gif of the white rapper with lights behind him like this dancing while spilling a cup full of milk?

>>18016894
I hate that cringe sumbitch so much, bros.

I don’t want to be THAT guy but I think Buddy vs Aj would be kino.

>>18016841
commie fag

>>18016890
this is why i get self conscious going out with my mom even though i love her

>>18016910
>Buddy
Who?

Man Corey hasn't called the ushigoroshi in a while

cole burying JD trying to put him over kek
the irish ace will never return

>>18016912
Iran has been "on the brink" of having nuclear weapons for like a quarter century. I can see why they fucking hate us.

>please release joe tessitore sign
Coward, bring it to SD

>>18016916
My guy.

>>18016910
You are that guy.

>>18016885
You're right, but don't forget the role Israel is playing in the foreign policy decisions that are creating these refugee crises to begin with.

that match was really fucking good. aj's best in ages

AJ THE GOAT

Had a 10 minute convo with my Puerto Rican food delivery guy. We talked about how the vaxx is shit and never put your parents in nursing homes.

>>18016923
I would love Joe Tess to release on my face if you know what I mean

>styles starting to do a clash outta nowhere for 1 final run
insha'Allah

You know what? I'm gonna say it. This Aj Styles Judgement Day feud is the most boring part of RAW. And AJ Styles seems based irl but hes so fucking BORING

>>18016923
If anything, Joe Tess should replace Cole at this point, cuz that bespectacled nigga is COOKED

Stephen P. New Fumbled sign spotted

>>18016922
There are internal documents dating back to the 90s that all basically say "we want regime change in Iran."

>AJ just slid out of the ring
KEK

i don’t want AJ with the IC again
i want him with that fuckin WHC brother
ONE MORE RUN FOR THE FACE THAT RUNS THE PLACE

aj is stealing the belt wtf!!!

I wanna suck AJs lil Christian pp bulge

>>18016914
>commie fag

>>18016939
Fuck I want to breed her so bad

>>18016942
The Ayatollahs are fags who cares if they get wiped out. I wanna see sexy persian women again

>>18016948
is AJ christian? orthodox or catholic?

>>18016940
And pray tell, what exactly did Mr New fumble?

>>18016934
SAME

Huge pop !!

Monster poo for GOATzawa

Bayley is looking good as fuck tonight.

>>18016939
I want someone like her. Is that too much to ask?

>Bayley's tits
YUM!

didnt shamus used to bully people all the time

Tozawa can speak perfect english withouot an accent?

What kind of fucked up group is this

>bayley finally embracing the sexy
is she finally over with us?

What's Silky Johnson doing backstage on Raw?

Fuck's sake. Wake me up when Bayley's done putting the audience to sleep.

So fucking excited for Death Stranding 2

How does Akira Tozawa still have a job? Asking genuinely

BAYLEY TUMMY

>>18016902
The only people who support mass migration are libs and far left groups. Funny you talk about jews flooding the West but ignore the catholic church(libtards)

>no cleavage
hijabayley...

IM A DR0NIE PIGGER, YES SIR EE


ALL I DO IS EAT SLOP, THATS JUST MY DEGREE


IM A LITTLE DR0NIE, PIGGY SLUR SLOPPER


I LOVE PENIS IN MY LITTLE PLOPPER

A-Town Brown

I'm so happy Pat isn't here cuz he would've been slobbering all over the Packturds.

The Domnik Mysterio experiment is over

I think the funniest thing in wrestling today is Logan Paul being so petty that he stole all of Hangman Page's moves just because he shit talked him

>>18016977
Funny Japanese man

>>18016964
I am also blind anon. she did look great

>>18016960
Maybe it has to do with the Kevin Kelly lawsuit? I think New was his lawyer.
https://www.postwrestling.com/2025/06/11/aew-prevails-in-moving-kevin-kelly-tate-twins-legal-dispute-to-arbitration/

>wasting Theory vs Breaker vs Julius Creed in their athletic prime
God damn that would be such a fucking great triple threat

Why is Xavier dressed like a pimp lmao

>>18016976
Why?

the theory waller breakup tease will end up in them winning tag titles against new day, it's the same toxic attraction angle

>>18016682
thats crazy

>>18016990
People keep saying this, Hangma'am xerself, but what moves did he actually "steal" besides the buckshot lariat?

>>18016966
Yes. Those high quality slags require you to have 7 figures in the bank to even be in the same room as them.

Why does Tozawa get the least promo time out of the Japs when he speaks English the best?

Yo.

Watch AEW.

you won't regret it.

Cathy wants cock.

>>18016996
Because the first one was a masterpiece that I've played through multiple times.

>>18016986
We need to try the threeway experiment of Corey Graves, Cole, and Pat commentary.

I hope Julius and Theory do a love story.

>>18016599
It's going up against an AEW PPV. They are trying to make this PLE calibre.

Has Kross been on yet?

>>18016966
Are you tall?

Do have a 8 inches of cock?

Do you make 300k a year?

Do you have 6pack abs?

Do you have good face aesthetics?

>YOU WANT PLAY WITH ME?
BASED

so Kojima bros? I think we're getting a multi-year time skip and Elle Fanning is really Lou after dying and being aged up on the beach.

>>18017008
Carry on.

>>18016957
>>18016966
you have to be black

>>18017003
I think Kairi gets less.

>>18016999
He does turn the page and dead eye sometimes too. Every time Paul does a Buckshot Lariat I break out laughing it's so petty

>>18016964
shes aging well

looks like a chappelle show skit wtf

>>18016986
I want (You) to imagine an HIV+ positive faggot rubbing Pat McAfee's rectum raw with steel wool and then digging his POZ cock in his bloody colon, giving him a death sentence in the form of infected baby batter. Imagine the deadly viral load intermingling with his intestinal blood. Imagine his voice trembling as he realizes he now has AIDS

JD and AJ was awesome.
Also, Woods just got back from the player hater’s ball.

>>18017020
i miss the times when kairi was on the mic like the bayley forgiveness spot

>>18016966
you look like this, of course its too much to ask of the woman

JEW WAN PLAY ME?
UNO POR UNO SOSA
CHICHI GET THE YAYO

Why does Penta have such a zesty face

>>18017006
/pw/ has claimed this for a while, yet I've seen no proof.

>>18016977
He's got dirt on someone it's the only thing I can think of with all the cuts he's survived

>>18016968
Yeah that's why he's bullying the bully

>>18017018
nta but kojima literally cannot make a bad game

OH MY CAN IT BE...IT'S RICH EVANS

I feel bad for Natty. She def wish she was in during the bra and panties era. They should give her a mud match because she would sell the hell out of it.

what the fuck does a football safety do i thought that was a penalty

I wish buddy escaped khantanamo bay.

>bayley and becky
How long do you think I can skip for? 15min?

>>18017025
This pasta is NOT over with me

BAYLEY SEXO

Please change Bayley's theme

Evan Williams owns the bareback bears

Cathy underwear status?

>>18017035
She never wears shoes. Any woman that walks around in public barefoot is BEGGING to have her holes filled.

>>18017039
THE LUCKY CHARMS
TELL ME WHERE YOU HID YOUR LUCKY CHARMS

>>18017024
Dimes look for Woods in fairness

will we get bayley/cole kino?

>>18017042
Agree to disagree

>>18017057
Not being worn

BOOBA

>>18016977
What about Apollo? Explain that

I was never attracted to Bayley, but lately she's been looking pretty hot

>>18016980
>its not the joos!
>its the catholics
you aren't fooling anyone, rabbi

Did Baylee get plastic surgery?

>>18017024
Tyrone Bigguns will show up soon.

Who is Bayley a role model to exactly?

The referee shirt guy is by far my least favorite of the self marks who get their gimmicks over in the crowd. Also he's a poorfag compared to green shirt guy and Trinidad guy because he doesn't get to sit around the ring.

god shes ugly

>ding dong
wait, bayley is heel again?

>>18017040
I am actually amazed that neither bro is injured yet. I think this is the longest either has gone without some injury taking them out

>>18017068
Uses his Sharringan to see into the future and knows when to make himself scarce

>>18017069
Same. I unironically like her sidecut.

Thunderdome
Bayley was gross.

>>18017059
So what's taking her so long?

>>18017068
Apollo is a trainer at the PC in addition to wrestling iirc

My posts won't work

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD CHANGE HER SONG

>>18017012
I think Julius said on wwe tiktok that he have a crush on Liv

>>18017075
my dick

Send Bayley to AEW.

Bayley is a good promo

>>18017088
Based.

Kek
>AJ Lee seething bella is getting all the credit

>>18017042
He makes mostly interesting interactive movies. I think MGS and MGSV the only good-good Kojima games I've played. People suck MGS2's dick for the meta contextual stuff, but it's not actually fun to play all the way through.

>>18017069
She's putting on weight with age

>>18017001
Why is Pepe sad? Mtn Dew is based.

>>18017075
No idea but she's in desperate need of a new theme I tell ya h'what

3/10 face
11/10 body

>>18016497 (OP)
did bailey got some work done? she looks 1000% better

>>18017075
Izzy Moreno

Is Bayley drunk?

Bayley has been, is, and always will be an awful promo.

>>18017086
She's waiting for (you) anon.

Damn she is ass at talking on the mic lol

>you don't know what you have until it's gone
I had a little bit more peace while you were gone, Bayley.

>>18017096
bella twins didn't pave shit!

Bayley promos are never good. If it weren't for her tits and fat ass, there'd be nothing to watch for. But, I'm a simple man so, I'll take it.

>>18017001
>american dad pepe
rad

>>18017024
Glad I, a lowly American, got to look upon this for even but a moment.

>>18017024
I think I recognize Kofi’s fit, it’s Gucci but I don’t remember what collection

>>18017107
she's known to be an alcoholic so who knows

It's Not letting me post images WTF

>>18017106

>>18017106
>>18017106

the crowd ain’t really popping like you’d think, like she wants

>>18017109
That's a nice thought, I suppose

>>18017097
Play the OG metal gear for the MSX. It is legit one of the best games from that era. Just avoid the NES port, it is dogwater.

Also Metal Gear Ghost Babel is crazy good and holds up.

NEW
>>18017128
>>18017128
>>18017128

>>18017096
Do you think that account is AJ Lee

>>18017085
>>18017099
Yeah she definitely figured something out. the weight and her haircut looks good on her

>>18017096
You know I don't feel like bothering with the whole Women's Revolution bullshit but having a joushi carry this storyline seems fucking retarded

>>18017069
Not tonight wtf

>>18016887
fucking kek