Thread 18043462

SmackDown Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkU

* Trish Stratus Returns to WWE SmackDown
* King of the Ring – Semifinals: Randy Orton vs. Sami Zayn
* Queen of the Ring – Semifinals: Alexa Bliss vs. Asuka
* R-Truth vs. Undisputed WWE Champion John Cena

>Last Week's SmackDown Top 10 Moments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CC76VFc6hk

>Trish Stratus, Terri Runnels and Stacy Keibler bikini photo shoot in the desert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRuvrpBTA2Q

>>18043462 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQpwfSQ5PGg

i think asuka is finna win

>>18043462 (OP)
Truth wins lol

>>18043462 (OP)
Are you faggots really going to stay home on a Friday night to watch this slop?
Grim.

>>18043637
If it's a non-title match then definitely

Cant wait for Giulia <3

>>18043716
is it true she cant go a day without eating cock?

>>18043473
damn I wanna fap now

>>18043462 (OP)
>Trish Stratus
Fuck yeah. I'm cooming tonight

>>18043462 (OP)
did this bitch asked for permission to use that move?

>>18043716
'member when she was muscular

>>18044823
The set up is so long and convoluted ugh

>>18043462 (OP)
>implying sami is even allowed in a Jewish country after his anti-semetic posting
>we have a rematch of a near 60 year old and near 50 year old because uhhhh
>also speaking of 50 year olds, here's some walled up bitch from 30 years ago

Bliss/Asuka should be neat

>>18043462 (OP)
>Trish Stratus Returns to WWE SmackDown
Why do they announce this shit now, like with Asuka or Nikki coming back as well?

>>18043637
>>18043672
People thought the same with Saturday night and he got squashed

>>18045080
Hunter seems to be under the impression that the only fans that exist are the ones from 15+ years ago so he keeps trying to appeal to his own perpetual midlife crisis. Hence shit like removing the draft in order to have his faggot friends from 30 years ago come out and read some names they don't know

WE WANT TRUTH

>>18045287
Replace truth with Buddy!

>>18043473
I miss her

>>18044823
Yeah, back when she was in the knock off Bullet Club stable with AJ and the Good Brothers.

>>18043462 (OP)
When's Roman back

>>18043462 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbp1r-QqAzY

last time cena faced truth in a main event on a weekly show... cm punk cut the pipebomb right after

LET ME PLUSH FOR YA

>>18045408
It was supposed to happen by now

>>18046121
>squishes

>Dronies worked themselves into getting a 53 year old R Truth main event push

KEK

>>18046341
Instead of getting a based version of heel truth we're getting this dimeless "I'M DRIVING NOW" shit.

>>18043462 (OP)
>Trish Stratus Returns to WWE SmackDown
source?

>>18044241
I wish it's true

>>18046341
R-Truth dropping the funny gimmick and wrestling shitty 10 minute matches is TKO teaching the fans a lesson, "oh you want truth? ok you'll get it"

>>18046576
except serious truth is fucking gigadimes but i wouldn't expect a zoomie to understand that

>>18046121
You're gonna have to show up on the Raw Gamethreads, plush anon. Since Knight is moving over there.

It’s been one bad card after another. Yeah I want Canadian boomer and Ronald Truth tonight.

>>18043462 (OP)
I miss those fags like you wouldn't believe

Should I get a Dominos or Lil Caesar pizza for Pizza Night Smackdown?

>>18043473
AFFIRM: busty muscular black women WILL sit on your face

>>18044827
you can tell the receiver really had to cooperate

>>18046997
Get Domino's. Lil Ceasars is going down the drain. Last couple of times I went. The crust was all floppy and just barely cooked.

i like truth's look. i like his speech and mannerisms. he's endearing and i like him regardless of his gimmick. simple as

>>18047019
But that is every Lil Caesars as soon as it cools down. To be honest Dominos is the same too.

>>18047018
Is LA job a racist?

>>18045408
hopefully never

>>18046121
GIGAPOP

This is such a stacked card tonight I'm unbelievably excited!

I'm excited to see my wife Giulia again tonight

>>18047454
Excellent

Coomin to sheamus ngl
need to get those pale cheeks out again fella!

>>18047476
who got the best white man butt in the Fed?

>>18047476
Fuck off Roxxie. And wash your mouth

>>18047484
>>18047557

this meme is the jey uso of /pw/ memes

Man ain't nobody watching this fucking 3 hour slopfest lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo

>>18047617
Extremely over with the IRL crowd but despised by a fringe minority online?

>>18045408
Rock got him a role in Jumanji 3

>>18047731
>extremely over
Nigga lost the title after a month and a half lmao

>>18047755
Is he still popular?

>>18047765
Fraid not. Yeet is popular, not him.

>>18047777
>Jey uses Yeet
Ok so still popular.

three hours of uninteresting feuds

>>18047777
oh? why was the crowd red hot for him during his match on raw this week even though he lost the title?

>Asuka vs Alexa Bliss in the QOTR semifinals tonight.
We get to see who's going to job to Jade in Saudi Arabia :)

Where is this R-Truth angle going?

>>18048004
you mean ron killings. put some respect in his name!

>>18047802
they were hot for gunther

>>18043473
Is there even a lookalike of jacquie for i to fap?

>>18048017
He'll "retire" with Cena and then his character will be Ron Chillings and he'll wear tiki shirts and drink mai tais all the time

I think I have tennis elbow from jerking it too often

>>18047549
Gotta be the Codester

>>18047018
needs the music to go along with it

>>18048222
>Margaritaville Truth
I'm in

>match card
>Edrones are still living in 2007

That's a BIG YIKESOLA from me brethren

>>18048222
dimes

>Cena and Trish Stratus om the show
>Dead thread
Grim

>>18048378
The same Cena that's been on the show?

Is this even worth watching? I'm thinking not

>>18048477
haha agreed my good sir! you are a gentleman and a scholar! *holds up spork*

>>18048484
how's his wrasslin'?

>>18048484
Will he ever debut?

>>18048498
we can only hope not

>>18043629
I hope so

are they REALLY going to wheel out trish's old bag of bones again to challenge tiffany at evolution 2?
honestly seems lazy. is there really no one else? just do like bliss or something it's not like she's got anything crazy for evolution lined up.

Tonight's episode actually looks kinda good

>>18043473
Zaaamn sully was hittin that?

>>18048535
Hag Trish still looks better then the disgusting womemes on the roster

smacksown on my tv set!!!

one two tree foe

Then Now Forever Together

MY VIPER

1 2 3 4
5 6 7 8

>>18043462 (OP)
>wasting another Cena match on the minstrel monkey
Fucking retarded

im so tired of this stupid theme. is it megan the stallion

Cena, asuka, randy
Saved you 2.5 hours

kotr finals will be jey vs sami. cody is losing to jey somehow

what do they call timbits in the usa?

So is Alexa still doing the whole Wyatt gimmick or not? Why was she feeding the doll. Why doesn't she acknowledge the sicks?

i relized this is the 2nd time Randy and Sami have faced to be in a PLE match

jeff cobb isn't even samoan or tongan or even native hawaiian he's filipino

I HATE YOU SOLO

Smackdown live y'all

Reminder that Sami Zayn believes this happened.

LET ME JOB TO YA

>>18048590
they really ought to address this. leaving money on the table

NO VAQ NO WATCH

Wade just came

>>18048588
Donut holes

that was a really bizarre call by tess about knight lmao. what was bro saying

PHEROMONE WARNING
PHEROMONE WARNING

YASU!

>>18048588
Donut holes
We actually had them before Timmy's. Also Brazil owns Tim Horton's now, and that is why they are all filled with jeets.

>LA Knight
How will he botch tonight?

knight will job on smackdown until he gets sent to raw where he will be in the world title scene

Spoilerbros is Talla Tonga debuting tonight?

>>18048602
but they're balls

I'm starting to think that the YEAH is just over and not Louisiana Knight.

I'm straight but I'd have gay sex with LA Knight

the main event of raw was PURE kino last week
>bron runs in
>sami runs in
>penta runs in
>seth runs in
>cody runs in

EARTH SHATTERING POP FOR THE KNIGHT RIDER

>>18048613
tim hortons is full of jeets because canada is full of jeets. please invade.

>>18048617
still stuck at wwe main event

>>18048621
that shit was awful

>>18048620
Many have been saying this

>>18048619
Hes getting chants right now bud

>>18048626
nah it ruled. felt like one of those attitude era show endings

LA knight looks like he would be in the BWO

>the main event of raw was PURE kino last week
>bron runs in
>sami runs in
>penta runs in
>seth runs in
>cody runs in

>>18048626
Run in spam is based

>Knight leaving for Raw
Giulia will NOT like this

>>18048621
it was pretty fun

THE FAT JEW

>>18048634
>>18048630
i just dont like it guys

>>18048629
Pity chants

>>18048623
Why would I want to invade? I spent years getting out of that place and now I get to live here, as a legal immigrant, on disability. I get $3000 burgerbux a month for "social anxiety" and I get to live in some sweet public housing free of charge. I just drink beer and watch wrestling.
If you were smart, you would do the same.

>>18048621
You forget LA Knight
YEAH

Marks will really never stop falling for the whole "lets do this tonight" shit huh

>>18048633
quote me next time lil bro

Who will Smackdown get if they lose LA?

wise man on my tv set!!!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
MY NAME IS
PAUL
HEYMAN

wait so seth is a tribal chief with a wiseman instead of counsel?

I have Paul Heyman fatigue, bros.

LET ME JOB TO YA, SEFF

>>18048635
You mean Bianca

tonga loa was injured on november 30th with a torn bicep
7-8 months out, estimated
when is 7 months out from november 30th?
that's right, june 30th
yes you're reading that right, tonga loa could be back as soon as next week

https://x.com/WrestleOps/status/1936213365187096888 lol

SHIT FUCKED ROLLERS

>>18048645
And we never will

>>18048655
Then fuck off and let the rest of enjoy kino

>>18048653
no

>>18048645
It's a wrestling staple, dude. Rasslin is all about the little traditions.

>>18048657
You mean Becky Lynch?

>>18048653
Armenians are basically Neolithic subhumans that got memed into wearing human cloths, speaking human languages, and made to not eat their own shit.

The Saudi prince must be a Knight mark. Since he's always put in top angles there

I SERVE AT THE PLEASURE OF MY EMPRESS, SETH FREAKING ROLLINGS

>>18048664
It's not kino. Stop kidding yourself. Don't get me wrong, he's the GOAT, but he's been running the same gimmick for years now and it's played out.

>>18048660
Wasn't he joining the hurt niggas?

SHART FUCKED ROLLERS

>>18048660
Wasn't Mustafa Ali supposed to become a megastar once he was finally freed from WWE?

CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
CM PUNK
>CM PUNK

is Heyman turning into Paul Bearer?

>>18048645
its just building up for the one time it actually happens

>>18048660
surprised he didn't go to aew

>>18048682
Fredo.

We need shades reflection kino shots

inb4 LA Knight joins the faction

LA dork cant work a back and fourth promo

>>18048677
Hearing LADIES AND GENTLEMEN will never get old. Im a mark

>>18048682
He's morphing into Fallout 1 Gizmo and TV Show Frederic Sinclair Sr.

la knights fake heyman voice crack lmao

>>18048684
His wife is Big Swole

>>18048641

>T-they didn't mean what they said

Lmao thats a deep seated defense mechanism

did la knight just called heyman a slimy jew

>every word but jew
kek

He's going to call in a favour and drone strike Knight. Don't fall for the false flag bros.

Wow, real genuine laughter.

SUCK 'EM DRY

LA Knight watch out

>did YOooUoUoooooUuuu just threaten me?
kek

Knight naming the jew

la knight is being antisemitic...

>>18048670
Why no husband?

i think if i go over this tomorrow i can get some good shots of heyman reflected in knights glasses

>>18048699
Miss steph's big tetas

>YOUR A SLIMY RAT JEW
Wtf Knight

VOICE CRACK BOTCH

>>18048690
Nah, He's Boss Hogg meets Ralph Kramden

Knight is fumbling his words less than usual.

Knight about to get molly whopped like he's Iran

When's the last time Raw or Smack started with a match and not a 20 minute promo?

>You're a no-good, low-down, kniving, kvetching kike Paul Heyman!
Jesus Christ L.A. Knight!!

LA KNIGHT IS ABOUT TO COMMIT A HATE CRIME

>>18048705
Congrats for being in the show tonight, bro

>

>>18048693
Damn psychoanalyst man, you got me to a T.

>a THING like you
enjoying this chud arc

Buddy vs Paul Heyman would be kino.

>>18048692
The I GOT CROHN'S nigress? Wow, I haven't thought about her in years. Lmao that was 100% a Cody signing, glad Tony got rid of her.

>>18048726
Buddy Murphy?

>I'm gonna turn my back and take my stuff off
Bit fruity

i really like black suit bron

Who’s gonna save knight?

What stream y'all using nowadays? StreamedSu and Streameast keeps lagging and buffering

>>18048731
Special

WOOF WOOF WOOF

>>18048732
Who else??

>no entrance
That was anticlimactic

BAU BAU BAU BAU

Bron2

>>18048734
it's not crazy tight like most wrestlers wear so he doesnt look like a retard

>>18048736
Netflix

IDF coming to get the Knightster!!!

la knight vs bron breakker was the first match in nxt 2.0 history

>>18048709
Because you need to have like 7-8 figures in the bank to even be in the same room as her.

Slopdown is so fucking shite

MOLLYWHOPPIN

Bron and Bron

damn seths stable are a bunch of jobbers

This shit is going no where lmao

>>18048736
1 max dot top has ad free streams. i get lag but i think its on my end

>>18048740
Yeah, it felt really awkward. No music, crowd looking around themselves to see if Bron and Bronson would pop up behind Knight. Felt really miscued.

damn they made la knight look strong as hell there

Knight looking hot as hell fending off two behemoths

>>18048739
BASED. I hope to see Murphy comes back to the big leagues soon

>>18048756
Neat, has a few links/servers so fingers crossed

Just joined what did I miss

>>18048749
Oh did the ratings for Dynamite come out already?

>>18048747
Remember LA Knight at Halloween Havok dressed up as Count Dracula?
>LEMME TALK TO BLAH

Fuck this, bring on the hot MILF action.

>2 night summerslam
The entire TKO board of executives deserve the rope

Bron just steamrolled through Knight. Anyone saw that

>>18048757
god forbid knight not get absolutely buried every episode

>>18048748
But seriously how did she avoid becoming a billionaire's toilet bowl? She must truly be a genius.

>>18048772
i think that show is selling really poorly because of the ticket prices

>>18048772
but its more wrestling on your tv set

>>18048767
LA Knight/Herman promo, knight fights off bron & bronson

LOL Knight with the same energy as >pic

>>18048736
netflix if not a yankcuck
if you are a yankfag then just use psp.tv or else baked.live

use adblockers

>>18048731
Kek, new reaction image just dropped babe

>>18048778
>LET ME TALK TO YAACK

A TOUT DE SUITE

>>18048716
this didn't age well

>>18048783
That's actually kinda cool they did a little tribute to Doom with that cover

>>18048775
She's an attractive white woman in America, dude. You figure it out.

>>18048778
Dimeless shitters like Fat Fuck Reed and Room Temperature IQ Steiner get a push while LA Knight and Damien Priest job out to nobodies

>>18048759
He is a complete jobber 99% of the time, but has these massive power level spikes that can be impressive, but ultimately don't do much because he eats the pin anyways. Basically the Gohan of WWE. Remember the Crown Jewel he had with Championship era Roman? He completely dominated Roman for most of the match, fended off multiple run-ins from every member of the bloodline and Roman had to struggle to get the pin.

>bron barking at a black guy
lmao

THEY LET THE DOG OFF THE LEASH

WOOF WOOF

Fucking Bron acting like a literal dog.

HE GOT THAT DOG IN HIM

>>18048759
PAUSE NIGGA PAUSE

shades of nxt 2.0

BAU BAU

This barking shit is so gay

>>18048794
would be great if it was mutant league hockey, sadly the mutant league reboot didnt sold well

>>18048800
>my dog hates niggers

>>18048797
Gaymien Queef fucking suuuuuuuuucks bro lmao

wtf lmao

Why doesn't Alexa get its chin fixed?

Nice brand split you got there, Uncle Paul.

>>18048813
BASED asf

is bron literally a dog?

>>18048810
>bron's gimmick is that he carries 2.0 with him wherever he goes
>this is why we got that kino melo moment last week

Alexa Bliss has a saggy ass

We want truth!

Bliss is sex

Lexi is surely winning because the sand suckers in Saudi Arabia love her.

MAMA ASUKA

Harley Bliss Sexo

>>18048818
>>18048800

MOMMY

I've been watching Paul Heyman for 25 years
I need to start applying his jew lessons to my own life

>>18048826
100% furry

inb4 another injury tonight

>>18048827
>>18048827
>>18048827
>>18048827
NEXT BREAD

>>18048771
Should be a good match, but there’s no way Asuka is losing her second match back in a year

>>18047019
This new Dominos crust is pretty okay. Glad I listened to you random stranger on the internet.

>literally barking like a dog

That's embarrassing, edrones

ALEXA SEXO

I want to cuddle spoon with Asuka

Asuka looking thiccer holy fucking yum

>>18048830
Nevar 4get

>>18048836
But gaytch doesn't, so she's probably losing here

Asuka entrance song is kinda shit

I just got used to Asukas new theme and papa H changes it back baka

>>18043462 (OP)
>babysitting nephews
>they ask me to turn on some wrassling for them
>remember 4chan has an entire board dedicated to it
Hello anons, how is your night going?

>>18048836
they can still get her on the card if she loses

>>18048871
Kinda erotic

BALDING TRANNY SPOTTED IN THE FRONT ROW

NEXT
>>18048890
>>18048890
>>18048890

>>18048889
Can you not call me out like that? Delete this pls.

Alexa looks like she smells amazing.

>>18048889
turn your monitor on

>>18048879
You dont know how we watch rasslin around here

>>18048819
Thanks for posting, Reed