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SmackDown Intro:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqveO__zwkU
* Trish Stratus Returns to WWE SmackDown
* King of the Ring โ Semifinals: Randy Orton vs. Sami Zayn
* Queen of the Ring โ Semifinals: Alexa Bliss vs. Asuka
* R-Truth vs. Undisputed WWE Champion John Cena
>Last Week's SmackDown Top 10 Moments:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9CC76VFc6hk
>Trish Stratus, Terri Runnels and Stacy Keibler bikini photo shoot in the desert
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zRuvrpBTA2Q
>>18043462 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQpwfSQ5PGg
i think asuka is finna win
>>18043462 (OP)Are you faggots really going to stay home on a Friday night to watch this slop?
Grim.
>>18043637If it's a non-title match then definitely
>>18043716is it true she cant go a day without eating cock?
>>18043473damn I wanna fap now
>>18043462 (OP)>Trish StratusFuck yeah. I'm cooming tonight
>>18043462 (OP)did this bitch asked for permission to use that move?
>>18043716'member when she was muscular
>>18044823The set up is so long and convoluted ugh
>>18043462 (OP)>implying sami is even allowed in a Jewish country after his anti-semetic posting>we have a rematch of a near 60 year old and near 50 year old because uhhhh>also speaking of 50 year olds, here's some walled up bitch from 30 years agoBliss/Asuka should be neat
>>18043462 (OP)>Trish Stratus Returns to WWE SmackDownWhy do they announce this shit now, like with Asuka or Nikki coming back as well?
>>18043637>>18043672People thought the same with Saturday night and he got squashed
>>18045080Hunter seems to be under the impression that the only fans that exist are the ones from 15+ years ago so he keeps trying to appeal to his own perpetual midlife crisis. Hence shit like removing the draft in order to have his faggot friends from 30 years ago come out and read some names they don't know
>>18045287Replace truth with Buddy!
>>18044823Yeah, back when she was in the knock off Bullet Club stable with AJ and the Good Brothers.
>>18043462 (OP)When's Roman back
>>18043462 (OP)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mbp1r-QqAzY
last time cena faced truth in a main event on a weekly show... cm punk cut the pipebomb right after
>>18045408It was supposed to happen by now
https://youtube.com/watch?v=d6XSkCP0MiU
>Dronies worked themselves into getting a 53 year old R Truth main event push
KEK
>>18046341Instead of getting a based version of heel truth we're getting this dimeless "I'M DRIVING NOW" shit.
>>18043462 (OP)>Trish Stratus Returns to WWE SmackDownsource?
>>18044241I wish it's true
>>18046341R-Truth dropping the funny gimmick and wrestling shitty 10 minute matches is TKO teaching the fans a lesson, "oh you want truth? ok you'll get it"
>>18046576except serious truth is fucking gigadimes but i wouldn't expect a zoomie to understand that
>>18046121You're gonna have to show up on the Raw Gamethreads, plush anon. Since Knight is moving over there.
Itโs been one bad card after another. Yeah I want Canadian boomer and Ronald Truth tonight.
>>18043462 (OP)I miss those fags like you wouldn't believe
Should I get a Dominos or Lil Caesar pizza for Pizza Night Smackdown?
>>18043473AFFIRM: busty muscular black women WILL sit on your face
>>18044827you can tell the receiver really had to cooperate
>>18046997Get Domino's. Lil Ceasars is going down the drain. Last couple of times I went. The crust was all floppy and just barely cooked.
i like truth's look. i like his speech and mannerisms. he's endearing and i like him regardless of his gimmick. simple as
>>18047019But that is every Lil Caesars as soon as it cools down. To be honest Dominos is the same too.
>>18047018Is LA job a racist?
>>18045408hopefully never
This is such a stacked card tonight I'm unbelievably excited!
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I'm excited to see my wife Giulia again tonight
Coomin to sheamus ngl
need to get those pale cheeks out again fella!
>>18047476who got the best white man butt in the Fed?
>>18047476Fuck off Roxxie. And wash your mouth
>>18047484>>18047557this meme is the jey uso of /pw/ memes
Man ain't nobody watching this fucking 3 hour slopfest lmaoooooooooooooooooooooo
>>18047617Extremely over with the IRL crowd but despised by a fringe minority online?
>>18045408Rock got him a role in Jumanji 3
>>18047731>extremely overNigga lost the title after a month and a half lmao
>>18047755Is he still popular?
>>18047765Fraid not. Yeet is popular, not him.
>>18047777>Jey uses YeetOk so still popular.
three hours of uninteresting feuds
>>18047777oh? why was the crowd red hot for him during his match on raw this week even though he lost the title?
>Asuka vs Alexa Bliss in the QOTR semifinals tonight.
We get to see who's going to job to Jade in Saudi Arabia :)
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Where is this R-Truth angle going?
>>18048004you mean ron killings. put some respect in his name!
>>18047802they were hot for gunther
>>18043473Is there even a lookalike of jacquie for i to fap?
>>18048017He'll "retire" with Cena and then his character will be Ron Chillings and he'll wear tiki shirts and drink mai tais all the time
I think I have tennis elbow from jerking it too often
>>18047549Gotta be the Codester
>>18047018needs the music to go along with it
>>18048222>Margaritaville TruthI'm in
>match card
>Edrones are still living in 2007
That's a BIG YIKESOLA from me brethren
>Cena and Trish Stratus om the show
>Dead thread
Grim
>>18048378The same Cena that's been on the show?
Is this even worth watching? I'm thinking not
>>18048477haha agreed my good sir! you are a gentleman and a scholar! *holds up spork*
>>18048484how's his wrasslin'?
>>18048484Will he ever debut?
>>18048498we can only hope not
are they REALLY going to wheel out trish's old bag of bones again to challenge tiffany at evolution 2?
honestly seems lazy. is there really no one else? just do like bliss or something it's not like she's got anything crazy for evolution lined up.
Tonight's episode actually looks kinda good
>>18043473Zaaamn sully was hittin that?
>>18048535Hag Trish still looks better then the disgusting womemes on the roster
smacksown on my tv set!!!
Then Now Forever Together
>>18043462 (OP)>wasting another Cena match on the minstrel monkey Fucking retarded
im so tired of this stupid theme. is it megan the stallion
Cena, asuka, randy
Saved you 2.5 hours
kotr finals will be jey vs sami. cody is losing to jey somehow
what do they call timbits in the usa?
So is Alexa still doing the whole Wyatt gimmick or not? Why was she feeding the doll. Why doesn't she acknowledge the sicks?
i relized this is the 2nd time Randy and Sami have faced to be in a PLE match
jeff cobb isn't even samoan or tongan or even native hawaiian he's filipino
Reminder that Sami Zayn believes this happened.
>>18048590they really ought to address this. leaving money on the table
that was a really bizarre call by tess about knight lmao. what was bro saying
PHEROMONE WARNING
PHEROMONE WARNING
>>18048588Donut holes
We actually had them before Timmy's. Also Brazil owns Tim Horton's now, and that is why they are all filled with jeets.
>LA Knight
How will he botch tonight?
knight will job on smackdown until he gets sent to raw where he will be in the world title scene
Spoilerbros is Talla Tonga debuting tonight?
>>18048602but they're balls
I'm starting to think that the YEAH is just over and not Louisiana Knight.
I'm straight but I'd have gay sex with LA Knight
the main event of raw was PURE kino last week
>bron runs in
>sami runs in
>penta runs in
>seth runs in
>cody runs in
EARTH SHATTERING POP FOR THE KNIGHT RIDER
>>18048613tim hortons is full of jeets because canada is full of jeets. please invade.
>>18048617still stuck at wwe main event
>>18048621that shit was awful
>>18048620Many have been saying this
>>18048619Hes getting chants right now bud
>>18048626nah it ruled. felt like one of those attitude era show endings
LA knight looks like he would be in the BWO
>the main event of raw was PURE kino last week
>bron runs in
>sami runs in
>penta runs in
>seth runs in
>cody runs in
>>18048626Run in spam is based
>Knight leaving for Raw
Giulia will NOT like this
>>18048621it was pretty fun
>>18048634>>18048630i just dont like it guys
>>18048623Why would I want to invade? I spent years getting out of that place and now I get to live here, as a legal immigrant, on disability. I get $3000 burgerbux a month for "social anxiety" and I get to live in some sweet public housing free of charge. I just drink beer and watch wrestling.
If you were smart, you would do the same.
>>18048621You forget LA Knight
YEAH
Marks will really never stop falling for the whole "lets do this tonight" shit huh
>>18048633quote me next time lil bro
Who will Smackdown get if they lose LA?
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
MY NAME IS
PAUL
HEYMAN
wait so seth is a tribal chief with a wiseman instead of counsel?
I have Paul Heyman fatigue, bros.
>>18048635You mean Bianca
tonga loa was injured on november 30th with a torn bicep
7-8 months out, estimated
when is 7 months out from november 30th?
that's right, june 30th
yes you're reading that right, tonga loa could be back as soon as next week
https://x.com/WrestleOps/status/1936213365187096888 lol
>>18048645And we never will
>>18048655Then fuck off and let the rest of enjoy kino
>>18048645It's a wrestling staple, dude. Rasslin is all about the little traditions.
>>18048657You mean Becky Lynch?
>>18048653Armenians are basically Neolithic subhumans that got memed into wearing human cloths, speaking human languages, and made to not eat their own shit.
The Saudi prince must be a Knight mark. Since he's always put in top angles there
I SERVE AT THE PLEASURE OF MY EMPRESS, SETH FREAKING ROLLINGS
>>18048664It's not kino. Stop kidding yourself. Don't get me wrong, he's the GOAT, but he's been running the same gimmick for years now and it's played out.
>>18048660Wasn't he joining the hurt niggas?
>>18048660Wasn't Mustafa Ali supposed to become a megastar once he was finally freed from WWE?
CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
CM PUNK
>CM PUNK
is Heyman turning into Paul Bearer?
>>18048645its just building up for the one time it actually happens
>>18048660surprised he didn't go to aew
We need shades reflection kino shots
inb4 LA Knight joins the faction
LA dork cant work a back and fourth promo
>>18048677Hearing LADIES AND GENTLEMEN will never get old. Im a mark
>>18048682He's morphing into Fallout 1 Gizmo and TV Show Frederic Sinclair Sr.
la knights fake heyman voice crack lmao
>>18048684His wife is Big Swole
>>18048641>T-they didn't mean what they saidLmao thats a deep seated defense mechanism
did la knight just called heyman a slimy jew
He's going to call in a favour and drone strike Knight. Don't fall for the false flag bros.
Wow, real genuine laughter.
>did YOooUoUoooooUuuu just threaten me?
kek
la knight is being antisemitic...
>>18048670Why no husband?
i think if i go over this tomorrow i can get some good shots of heyman reflected in knights glasses
>>18048699Miss steph's big tetas
>YOUR A SLIMY RAT JEW
Wtf Knight
>>18048690Nah, He's Boss Hogg meets Ralph Kramden
Knight is fumbling his words less than usual.
Knight about to get molly whopped like he's Iran
When's the last time Raw or Smack started with a match and not a 20 minute promo?
>You're a no-good, low-down, kniving, kvetching kike Paul Heyman!
Jesus Christ L.A. Knight!!
LA KNIGHT IS ABOUT TO COMMIT A HATE CRIME
>>18048705Congrats for being in the show tonight, bro
>>18048693Damn psychoanalyst man, you got me to a T.
>a THING like you
enjoying this chud arc
Buddy vs Paul Heyman would be kino.
>>18048692The I GOT CROHN'S nigress? Wow, I haven't thought about her in years. Lmao that was 100% a Cody signing, glad Tony got rid of her.
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>I'm gonna turn my back and take my stuff off
Bit fruity
i really like black suit bron
Whoโs gonna save knight?
What stream y'all using nowadays? StreamedSu and Streameast keeps lagging and buffering
>no entrance
That was anticlimactic
>>18048734it's not crazy tight like most wrestlers wear so he doesnt look like a retard
IDF coming to get the Knightster!!!
la knight vs bron breakker was the first match in nxt 2.0 history
>>18048709Because you need to have like 7-8 figures in the bank to even be in the same room as her.
Slopdown is so fucking shite
damn seths stable are a bunch of jobbers
This shit is going no where lmao
>>180487361 max dot top has ad free streams. i get lag but i think its on my end
>>18048740Yeah, it felt really awkward. No music, crowd looking around themselves to see if Bron and Bronson would pop up behind Knight. Felt really miscued.
damn they made la knight look strong as hell there
Knight looking hot as hell fending off two behemoths
>>18048739BASED. I hope to see Murphy comes back to the big leagues soon
>>18048756Neat, has a few links/servers so fingers crossed
Just joined what did I miss
>>18048749Oh did the ratings for Dynamite come out already?
>>18048747Remember LA Knight at Halloween Havok dressed up as Count Dracula?
>LEMME TALK TO BLAH
Fuck this, bring on the hot MILF action.
>2 night summerslam
The entire TKO board of executives deserve the rope
Bron just steamrolled through Knight. Anyone saw that
>>18048757god forbid knight not get absolutely buried every episode
>>18048748But seriously how did she avoid becoming a billionaire's toilet bowl? She must truly be a genius.
>imagining an oiled up LA Knight sandwiched between the two musclemen
>>18048772i think that show is selling really poorly because of the ticket prices
>>18048772but its more wrestling on your tv set
>>18048767LA Knight/Herman promo, knight fights off bron & bronson
LOL Knight with the same energy as >pic
>>18048736netflix if not a yankcuck
if you are a yankfag then just use psp.tv or else baked.live
use adblockers
>>18048731Kek, new reaction image just dropped babe
>>18048778>LET ME TALK TO YAACK
>>18048716this didn't age well
>>18048783That's actually kinda cool they did a little tribute to Doom with that cover
>>18048775She's an attractive white woman in America, dude. You figure it out.
>>18048778Dimeless shitters like Fat Fuck Reed and Room Temperature IQ Steiner get a push while LA Knight and Damien Priest job out to nobodies
>>18048759He is a complete jobber 99% of the time, but has these massive power level spikes that can be impressive, but ultimately don't do much because he eats the pin anyways. Basically the Gohan of WWE. Remember the Crown Jewel he had with Championship era Roman? He completely dominated Roman for most of the match, fended off multiple run-ins from every member of the bloodline and Roman had to struggle to get the pin.
>bron barking at a black guy
lmao
THEY LET THE DOG OFF THE LEASH
Fucking Bron acting like a literal dog.
>>18048759PAUSE NIGGA PAUSE
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>i bark at blacks
This barking shit is so gay
>>18048794would be great if it was mutant league hockey, sadly the mutant league reboot didnt sold well
>>18048800>my dog hates niggers
>>18048797Gaymien Queef fucking suuuuuuuuucks bro lmao
Why doesn't Alexa get its chin fixed?
>When Sneed is the less retarded guy in your stable
Nice brand split you got there, Uncle Paul.
>>18048810>bron's gimmick is that he carries 2.0 with him wherever he goes>this is why we got that kino melo moment last week
Alexa Bliss has a saggy ass
Lexi is surely winning because the sand suckers in Saudi Arabia love her.
I've been watching Paul Heyman for 25 years
I need to start applying his jew lessons to my own life
inb4 another injury tonight
>>18048771Should be a good match, but thereโs no way Asuka is losing her second match back in a year
>>18047019This new Dominos crust is pretty okay. Glad I listened to you random stranger on the internet.
>literally barking like a dog
That's embarrassing, edrones
I want to cuddle spoon with Asuka
Asuka looking thiccer holy fucking yum
>>18048836But gaytch doesn't, so she's probably losing here
Asuka entrance song is kinda shit
I just got used to Asukas new theme and papa H changes it back baka
>>18043462 (OP)>babysitting nephews >they ask me to turn on some wrassling for them >remember 4chan has an entire board dedicated to it Hello anons, how is your night going?
>>18048836they can still get her on the card if she loses
BALDING TRANNY SPOTTED IN THE FRONT ROW
>>18048889Can you not call me out like that? Delete this pls.
Alexa looks like she smells amazing.
>>18048889turn your monitor on
>>18048879You dont know how we watch rasslin around here
>>18048819Thanks for posting, Reed