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>TLC match
>win by sticking to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to
>ironman match
>win by completing a long distance swimming, running and cycling circuit before my opponent
>>18044346 (OP)Kek. First time any of those have been funny.
>>18044782None of these are funny and these threads are always samefag central and the proof is when the autist OP whines about me saying this
>cage match
>it's just a regular match but officiated by this nigga
>>18044793>>18044782ok tourists, you had your whine, gtfo
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>Street Fight
>win by successfully throwing a fireball at my opponent
>Bra and Panties Match
>They don't
>Title eliminator match
>Title doesn't exist after the match if you win
>>18044793I like this gimmick its entertaining. So leave and go start another joshi or console war thread you fag
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>Elimination Chamber
>normal match but the loser shoot’s themself in the head with a revolver
>hair vs hair
>hair wins the title
>ladder match
>first to climb any ladder wins
>hardcore match
>match is exclusive to OnlyFans
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>Battle Royale
>group of wrestlers are shipped to an abandoned island with bombs strapped to their necks and must kill each other till there is 1 man remaining.
>ironman match
>You fight in an cave over a box of scraps
>anarchy in the arena
>literal riots in the building
>casino royal
>mobsters vs injuns
>submission match
>يسلمون لله صلى الله عليه وسلم
>Tag Team Match
>winners will be determined by the best shaking of their derrieres
>"the following match is scheduled for one fall!"
>Lose the match in 30 seconds because you did an arm drag and hit the ground first
>tag team match
>one team must catch the other, then the other team must catch the first, lowest time wins
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>>18044921Why are the simplest ones always the best?
>>18044891I have been here for years this thread is no different than the samefagging Nash threads actually I bet those have at least 2 people making them this is done by one retard over and over
>>18046885that's because you are a retard that doesn't get that these are basically reaction image trades and trying to pop people with trying to come with clever variations of the theme.
>Texas Death Match
>Loser recieves lethal injection
>First Blood Match
>She hasn't been a virgin since junior high
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>TLC match
>Jason Waterfalls doesn't go over
>Mixed Tag match
>tag in the opponents partner
>Goonpocalypse Match
>hit em wit dat GOON GOON
>Tag Team Match
>Pat McAfee screams "WHOOP THERE IT IS" for every near-fall
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>TLC match
>winner is the first one to restore and drive at 1967 Ford Mustang fastback
>>18045991That would actually be an entertaining comedy match. Sounds like some shit Chelsea would do.
>>18045991So a literal wrestling match
>>18048152>>18048248they did that during a multi team tag match
>>18051568imagine if it was an iron man? winning with 100 falls to 92
>wargames
>5v5 Warhammer 40k Tournament
>Steel Cage match
>winner is the first one to make it out the arena with the cage