Thread 18044346

>TLC match
>win by sticking to the rivers and the lakes that I’m used to

kek'd

>>18044346 (OP)
>TLC Match
>change channel to History TV18

>ironman match
>win by completing a long distance swimming, running and cycling circuit before my opponent

>>18044346 (OP)
Kek. First time any of those have been funny.

>>18044782
None of these are funny and these threads are always samefag central and the proof is when the autist OP whines about me saying this

>>18044346 (OP)
>Iron Man Match
>Win by killing the people you once saved

>cage match
>it's just a regular match but officiated by this nigga

>>18044793
>>18044782
ok tourists, you had your whine, gtfo

>Street Fight
>win by successfully throwing a fireball at my opponent

>Bra and Panties Match
>They don't

>Title eliminator match
>Title doesn't exist after the match if you win

>>18044793
I like this gimmick its entertaining. So leave and go start another joshi or console war thread you fag

>Elimination Chamber
>normal match but the loser shoot’s themself in the head with a revolver

>hair vs hair
>hair wins the title

>ladder match
>first to climb any ladder wins

>>18044904
>street fight at wembly
>lose cause no place for a street fighting man

>hardcore match
>match is exclusive to OnlyFans

Kek

>Battle Royale
>group of wrestlers are shipped to an abandoned island with bombs strapped to their necks and must kill each other till there is 1 man remaining.

>>18044921
Fucking popped me

>ironman match
>You fight in an cave over a box of scraps

>anarchy in the arena
>literal riots in the building

>casino royal
>mobsters vs injuns

>>18044921
This won the thread

>submission match
>يسلمون لله صلى الله عليه وسلم

>Tag Team Match
>winners will be determined by the best shaking of their derrieres

>"the following match is scheduled for one fall!"
>Lose the match in 30 seconds because you did an arm drag and hit the ground first

>>18045991
>scheduled for one fall
>got to wait till September for the match to start

>tag team match
>one team must catch the other, then the other team must catch the first, lowest time wins

>>18044921
Why are the simplest ones always the best?

>>18044346 (OP)
Kek. Popped me

>>18044891
I have been here for years this thread is no different than the samefagging Nash threads actually I bet those have at least 2 people making them this is done by one retard over and over

>>18046885
that's because you are a retard that doesn't get that these are basically reaction image trades and trying to pop people with trying to come with clever variations of the theme.

>Texas Death Match
>Loser recieves lethal injection

>First Blood Match
>She hasn't been a virgin since junior high

>>18044346 (OP)
>TLC match
>no scrubs

>TLC match
>Jason Waterfalls doesn't go over

>Mixed Tag match
>tag in the opponents partner

>Goonpocalypse Match
>hit em wit dat GOON GOON

>Tag Team Match
>Pat McAfee screams "WHOOP THERE IT IS" for every near-fall

>>18048152
kek'd

>TLC match
>winner is the first one to restore and drive at 1967 Ford Mustang fastback

>>18044346 (OP)
kek based

>>18046965
cooked that pig

>>18045991
That would actually be an entertaining comedy match. Sounds like some shit Chelsea would do.

>>18044346 (OP)
lol

>>18044921
God damn it

>>18044346 (OP)
>lose because you're a scrub

>>18045991
So a literal wrestling match

>>18048152
>>18048248
they did that during a multi team tag match

>>18051568
imagine if it was an iron man? winning with 100 falls to 92

>>18044837
>Cage Match
>Button prompts don't appear on screen every 20 seconds

>wargames
>5v5 Warhammer 40k Tournament

>Steel Cage match
>winner is the first one to make it out the arena with the cage