Thread 18050936

Do you think Punk was seething the entirety of this segment while laying there?

>>18050936 (OP)
Fraid so

>>18050936 (OP)
Quick. Who will he beat up backstage

>>18050936 (OP)
As much as you wish he was, no he wasn’t. They’re two 50 year old wrestling legends writing this shit together. There is no shooting. Stop being a mark.

He got big leagued so hard

Probably not, he's a whore for money like every wrestler so he probably doesn't care as much

>>18051054
>Cena calls Punk a capitalist cuck who will do anything for TKO
>He wasn't actually shooting, you can tell because Punk agreed to it like a capitalist cuck who will do anything for TKO

>>18050936 (OP)
he was seething at his back having to take that table for 15mins as cena rambles on

>>18051054
>Stop being a mark.
never

>>18050936 (OP)
I have no idea but Cena was legitimately having fun

>>18051070
You’re a mark

>>18050936 (OP)
>GUYS WAS THE ACTOR SEETHING THAT THE OTHER ACTOR SAID LINES FROM THE SCRIPT TO HIM

And I thought they said marks didn't exist anymore

>>18051070
and it's just that easy to work some people

>>18050936 (OP)
no because he only cares about the money and this promo will help him make a lot of money

>>18051082
I was agreeing with you, which makes you a...

>>18051070
how is this even a good remark? they are both whores for TKO, it's boring shit

>>18051054
you literally watched a whole 3 hours of wwe you're a mark

>>18050936 (OP)
Nah he was just thinking of sucking blood money covered dicks.

>>18051091
because cena doesn't pretend to be anything but that, phil does

>>18051037
Triple Bypass

>>18050936 (OP)
He was crying near the end. Like the nigger was choking that shit back.

>jericho
>mjf
>dre
>now cena

can anyone work a feud with phil without doing a pipebomb and saying that hes a pg version of his old self lol i’ll guve cena credit cuz he actually pulled it off but yeah get some new material fusy

>>18051100
phil said he is in it for the money, the 'man of the people shit' was turned on much later and out of nowhere, its all hollow shit

Who knows, but there's always magic between these two, just wish this was 2015 instead of 2025. Fuck that faggott for walking out and costing himself and us kinos.

>>18050936 (OP)
No you fucking mark, it was planned.

Cena summed up exactly why I never liked Punk. Overrated for a very good promo he cut a lifetime ago.

>>18051110
IF Jericho was there it would be a massacre because Y2J doesnt fuck around

>>18051116
I wish it was 2016/17 when the fag was on the FOX wwe show with bogged Paige

>>18051117
That just proves the promo correct that punk has no balls or morals and will do anything

>>18051110
Jericho? Do you mean Kingston?

>>18051126
He did it in their Mania feud.

>hey AJ Lee
*crowd oohs*
>hey Colt Cabana
*ooooohhhhhhhhh!*
>hey Young Bucks, Hangman Page, and Jack Perry
*oooooooooohhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*
>peacemaker season 2, only on hbo max

would have been so much more kino than claudio, nemeth, and midcardona

>>18051132
No. Jericho did the legs folded sitdown in their Mania feud. I think it was 2013

>>18051061
He sold his dignity and dreams to tko for $5 what a sellout

>>18051037
He's assaulting Ricochet as we speak

Punk was trying to get busted hardway with those title shots.

This promo was so cringe.
Why did he mention Cesearo, Ziggler, and Cordana? Punk didn't bury any of those guys and had no major interactions with them
He should've mentioned Jack Perry but they'd never do that.

>>18051136
Yeah, but outside of maybe AJ Lee, the average WWE viewer won't know who any of those other people are. Like you got to understand that the majority of people who watch WWE only watch WWE. Maybe they gotta vague idea that there is wrestling in Japan and another promotion, but it's not even on their radar. It's actually kinda weird how people online act like knowing what AEW is, is a given.

Next Friday is gonna be kino. Phil gotta channel that 2011-2014 energy otherwise its over for him.

IM A MASSIVE RETARD NIGGER IDIOT
Who is Claudio? What is his relationship with CM Punk?

>>18051159
I noticed that too. He’s really dedicated to selling this shit. I respect it.

>>18051170
>Phil gotta channel that 2011-2014 energy
That fire doesn't burn anymore bro

>>18051163
people still act like it's 1999 and only 5% of pro wrestling fans use the internet

>>18051136
>Kek

Cesaro probably is signing with WWE again, Zack Ryder's wife is the US champ and Dolph Ziggler Is in TNA. Couldn't be more scripted by TKO even if they tried

>>18051176
Claudio formerly known as Cesaro
Who knows why cena mentioned his name, perhaps there was some heat with him way back in 2010 or something

Humiliation ritual

>CM Phil was raped by the Peacemaker in the rainy Summer of 2025
we found the sequel

>>18051161
He wanted to make people think he was shooting but unfortunately all of those people have some relationship with HHH and the WWE or work in TNA.

Not much shooting

>>18051189
>Cesaro probably is signing with WWE again
I wanna see him do bangers with Drew, Seamus and Gunther.

>>18050936 (OP)
Spoiler alert much? I'm out of town and haven't watched smackdown yet. Fuck you for this. Legitimately. Fuck you.

>>18051136
the crowd hasn't reacted to almost any AEW namedrop since philletty came back thobeit

>>18051189
>Cesaro probably is signing with WWE again
I hope so, I wanna see him do bangers with Gunther, Drew and Seamus.

>>18051176
claudio castagnoli, formerly known in WWE as cesaro
in punk's original pipe bomb promo, he says he might go back to ring of honor, then says "hi colt cabana" who was his best friend (at the time) but who was not in WWE, he was in ROH. cena was shouting out some of his closest friends cesaro, nic nemeth (FKA dolph ziggler) and matt cardona (FKA zack ryder) that are no longer in WWE in the same way.

>>18051193
Why does everyone jump to there being heat? Pretty sure Claudio is universally one of the boys and comes off as impossible to hate as a person.

>>18051210
getting the band back together

Why is Punk letting them humiliate him like this just to go to Saudi and lose?

Who the fuck are these little marks? Why are they seated there?

>>18051209
the only AEW namedrops I can remember are from Roman/Seth when they casually mention Mox in passing and don't even give the reference time to sink in

>>18051206
You can't use spoilers in /peedub/, not even for pics. Take it to the mods

>>18051221
Forgot pic

>>18051206
>let me just log onto /pw/ after Smackdown ends
>certainly everyone else will know I'm the center of the universe and not spoil anything for me
>EGADS!

As someone in the gamethread said, this is just Punk saying "fuck it yeah I'm a fraud, might as well use it as storyline at this point, my legacy is cooked anyways"

I want Phil to dethrone Cena in December in their last match. Then Seth cashes in on him. Cody being Cenas last match would be boring as fuck man.

>>18051233
he's pretty good at pretending to sleep, almost put me to bed too

>>18051232
I'm out of town at a lake house and I'm trying to relax and read /pw/ as I fall asleep . Not my fault smackdown is Fridays.

>>18051245
I forgot it's officially summer and a lot of people are traveling to their summer homes

>>18051242
All signs are pointing towards Cody winning KOTR and then beating Cena at Summerslam

>>18051245
It really is your fault that you went into /pw/ after SD ended and spoiled it for yourself, dummy.

>>18051253
Does anyone really want another Cody run aside from Cody himself?

>>18051189
It's funny how Cardona is openly desperate for a chance to work at WWE again and they won't even call him lol

>>18051251
:)
I'm drunk

>>18051245
and you expected nobody to discuss what happened on smackdown? we all owe you that?

>>18051223
don't remember any specific ones either i just remember the threads about them

>>18051255
FUCK YOU FAGGOT

kwab

>>18051136
Hahaha who?

>>18051265
Yup pretty much. Yeah. Do you have a fucking issue?

>>18051273
What's that from?

>>18051110
It’s easy material when you’re feuding with Punk, so why not go for it? He clearly doesn’t mind.

>>18051211
Cesaro is the only one even slightly controversial, since he's in AEW
Ziggler is in TNA which is just a feeder for WWE, and Cardona also shows up there.

>>18051110
The pipebomb is honestly all punk is known for. It makes sense that every feud he's had since then will mention it.

>>18051293
I should be a wrestler then because I can cut a better promo on Phil without mentioning the pipebomb

>>18051268
No, fuck you!
Get your gear on, we'll settle this on the ring!

Not even Cody and Roman can survive that kind of promo. Punk is fucking done and completely buried.

>>18051287
hidden camera in AJ's house

>>18051305
Unfortunately you are not allowed to call CM punk a histrionic BPD faggot on air

>>18050936 (OP)
>original pipebomb was after a truth match
damn...

>>18051054
this. people here get worked by promos incredibly easily.

>slim jam table
Lol

>>18051324
HOLY SHIT I DIDNT EVEN REMEMBER THAT

>>18051054
Your PDS is showing (Phil dicksucking syndrome)
It's getting sad at this point man you don't need to vehemently defend chez in every single thread

>"Ur a hypocrite" criticism for the umpteenth time but this time from Cena instead of Seth
>Name drop some randos
>???
>OMG THE GREATES PROMO IN THIS GENERATION CENA-SAMA I'M CUMMING
You niggas are pathettic

>>18051338
Shut the fuck up, Seth you suck.

>>18051338
Difference is Cena could pull it off. And I like Seff, he carried the road to WM feud this year, but he is not even half as good as Cena is on the mic

>>18051338
This post is definitely from that faggot that lives vicariously through punk lmao

>>18051324
and they say kinography is dead

>>18051338
>t. Phil Brooks

>>18051355
>>18051357
>>18051361
>>18051338
>"Look ma I brought the fourth wall"
>OH MY GOD CENA JUST WENT THERE HOLY SHIT HANDS FREE ORGASM OH MY GOD
It really wasn't special, it's not a pipe bomb, if the company lets you finish and then you promote the PLE it's just a fucking promo

I'm going to tell you what happened. I think WWE saw that Hangman promo he did in Spanish and they said "we need this guy" and there is no way Hangman is signing with WWE if Punk is still there.

This is them throwing away their investment in Punk and waiting for Hangman. I think Punk gets the Saudi money and doesn't re-sign with the company. I think he's gone

Phil mark seething ^

>>18051136
> would have been better!!!
> lists all fucking who’s
Literally no one knows the aew roster , remember when punk kept bringing them up when he came back and no one popped?

Kill yourself you fat fuck.

Chez bros not like this

>>18051273
What the actual fuck

>>18051376
Phil's was a promo too. You don't think wrestling is real do you?

He out chezed the chez

>>18051376
You do realize the original pipebomb was a worked shoot, right? lmfao you fucking mark. Vince told Phil go crazy until we cut you off. You have about 8 minutes

>>18051273
CuM Punk

>>18050936 (OP)
Lmao this was definitely BMJ and HHH having the WWE cumslut (cm chez) have a final humiliation before he gets hurt again and fades into obscurity again

>>18051376
LMAO this fucking mark thinks the pipebomb was a legit shoot. Grow the fuck up

>>18051383
they are going to pull out the brinks truck filled with gold bars for Hangman when his contract is up

Is Phil getting his lick back next week or was that the go-home promo?

>>18051395
>>18051400
>>18051418
WORKED

>>18051386
We hate AEW here and we also hate chez

phil just talks about star wars and hockey shit now what is he even gonna say

>>18051418
well look at how they're reacting to punk getting "told off"
the only difference is that cena is more popular than punk is, and punk surely knows that already

>>18051110
>dre

>>18051421
That's the go-home promo. I said this before and I'll say it again. If they let Orton job to Cena, Punk ain't doing shit.

This whole pipebomb promo is just their way of acknowledging that it's hypocritical for Punk to go there but they are aware.

>>18051433
>Good job, John. Last week you finally did it. You got people excited about your lame ass retirement run. And you needed to rip me off to do it.

etc etc. Could go in that direction i guess

>>18051462
bitches ain't shit

>>18051376
Smarks like you are a fucking joke, but sucking AEW's cock isnt

>>18051462
>nothin but a D(rew) thang babeh

>>18051466
Thats unironically too true to use in the feud though.

>>18051462
I miss drew, man...

>>18050936 (OP)
Why are AEW dipshits so easily worked by WWE but they say it's the fakest form of wrestling ever?

>>18051466
? I saw a clip of a promo from last week and he pretty much said this already, that he's here to make him interesting again Zzzzzz

>>18050936 (OP)
Why didn't the crowd react at all to the references from Punks pipe bomb? God I hate these fucking retarded 'fans'

>Cena and Punk do all their classic spots
>work a five star classic
>Saudi crowd marking out
>Punk has Cena up for a third GTS
>Drew comes out of no where and beats them both up
imagine the kino

>thread turning into another console war thread
Ugh. We all hate punk, let's please not do this. It's not a WWE vs AEW thing, Phil is just a fucking faggot lol

>>18050936 (OP)
Welp that about wraps up KWABOTY this year

>>18051512
Nice try you fucking tranny faggot

>>18051503
To be fair, it was literally 14 years ago. Fans come and go. There some in the audience who got the references though.
>>18051512
>we
Speak for yourself.

>>18050936 (OP)
No, because the names were definitely approved beforehand. Only one AEW while the other two are TNA.

>>18051512
kek e-drones are retards just leave them alone

>>18050936 (OP)
not the Slim Jim table :skull: :skull: :skull:

>>18050936 (OP)
That was a good promo.
Felt like some long overdue receipt for Semen Spunk's retardation these last 14 years.
The heel turn was the right choice.

>>18050936 (OP)
Why didn't he name drop Jack perry? That's how you know it would be 'real'

>>18051421
They're part of the SummerSlam kickoff press conference tomorrow, something should happen but who knows.

>>18051523
PhilBrooksHating board, newfag

>>18051516
Still Tony

>>18051268
He's right. You wouldn't go to /sp/ right after a game ended if you were trying to avoid spoilers. You expect everyone here to not discuss SD just to accommodate you.

>>18051502
Well he’s not wrong, now is he? lol but yeah I feel like for the sake on Punk bit getting totally buried he needs to come with some heat next week. Even if Cena isn’t there (Idk if he’s advertised for next weeks SD). We all know Cena isn’t losing the belt, so you can’t have Punk lose the last exchange and lose the match

>>18051054
Well yeah you dumb smark. Neither was CM Punk in his pipe bomb.
Get this brother, wrestling is scripted. Shocker, I know.
This was still great story telling right here.

>>18051535
are you still sad because he called tony a pussy, beat up your heroes and then left lol

>>18051545
It's crazy that people still believe CM Punk was saying all that shit as a shoot. The same idiots believe Daniel Bryan was being held back by management.

>>18051338
Seff just bitched at Punk for not returning his calls like a woman. Cena actually successfully attacked his character.

>>18051542
you’re getting worked

>>18050936 (OP)
>CM PHIL'S CONCUSSION SPONSORED BY SLIM JIMS!
>SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM INSTEAD OF A BLOOD MONEY COCK!

I still don't get why he named dropped Claudio and cardona, what's the relation?

>>18051558
Tony is a little faggot pussy lol. I hate aew and punk, these are not mutually exclusive things

>>18051564
>YOU GHOSTED ME!!! PHIL I LOOKED UP TO YOU!!! YOU TRAINED ME, YOU VOUCHED FOR ME. THEN YOU ABANDONED ME. AHHHHHHHHH
that shit was hilarious lmao but at the same time it was actually pretty authentic. When you look up at someone in a big bro sort of way and they ditch you, it hurts a bit.

>>18051569
The blood money jokes are way overdone but this one still popped me

>>18051591
thanks I've been working on my promo's in the mirror

>>18051311
Hehe. Good night

>>18051110
Because other than referencing his smarky worked shoot promos what's there to really talk about with CM Punk? I guess that he's a skinnyfat geek that doesn't belong in wrestling and ended up paving the way for indieriffic bullshit in AEW and other promotions. That might not fly on TV though.

>>18051123
Yeah that promo really resonated with me.
I just can't forgive him for being so hyped for basically nothing, to the point where they had Drew McIntyre and just about anyone else job to him. Not even Punk's fault but still.
This was cathartic and maybe now I can finally let go of my PDS as well. Punk needed to be brought low like this.

>IM YOUR ONLY FRIEND PUNK
that was the most impactful line of the whole promo imo

>>18051612
>Because other than referencing his smarky worked shoot promos what's there to really talk about with CM Punk
100% this.. what else would you even talk about besides like his tattoos

>>18051256
HHH does.

>>18051612
Well what do you say about anyone? What was a good promo before everyone had to try and blur the line between kayfabe and reality? It was about conveying emotion and getting the crowd excited. Now every week we have worked shoots. Who’s fault is that? I don’t know. You could blame Phil. Or you can blame Vince for greenlighting it. I don’t blame either though. The business was always heading in this direction. Your average 10 year old fan is a smark now. So you have to “go there” and get those Oooobhhhh and ahhhhs. It’s why for example, in this era the Undertaker would never get over. The product needs to be grounded.

>>18051280
I do. And I think everyone here on /pw/ would like to see us settle it. So about we settle it...TONIGHT!

>>18051615
>my PDS
no such thing. don't fall for one (1) literal faggot's spam, it's completely reasonable to dislike punk

>>18050936 (OP)
post clip

>>18051652
There’s a difference between disliking Phil and acting like an obsessive ex-girlfriend who spends more time talking about him probably than his own wife does

>>18051651
i-im busy...

>>18051656
fair point

>>18051571
because punk mentioned random assholes nobody cared about like colt cabana

him saying random nobodies names to take the piss out of cm punk was the best part of the promo

>>18051070
>all the retards saying TKO (technical knockout) like this shit is real

uh, hello, ITS FAKE HULKAMANIACS

Do casuals know what TKO is?

Just watched the last og pipebomb again to reacquaint myself. I forgot how great it was. Cena was kino tonight, but some of his jabs don’t hold up well. He said Punk was only the best for 7 minutes (how long the pipebom was). But firstly, that isn’t true. And secondly, everyone has their breakout moment. Austin had 3:16. Foley had HiaC with Taker. Jericho became the first indispensable champ by winning both belts in one night. Bastista when he turned in Evolution… Etc etc etc. yet for some reason Punk is the only one who’s breakout moment is used against him. Other than that Cenas promo tonight was awesome

>>18051657
Sorry, buddy. The computer says you two have to fight tonight.

>>18051054
imagine watching adults play pretend fight if you're just going to constantly pick apart all the ways it's fake

>>18051708
Im just here to rain on the parade of mark who shoot hate Phil and wanna imagine that he’s actually mad about anything Cena said

>>18051698
Everyone you listed has had other notable, and even greater, moments than just their "breakouts". With punk, the pipebomb is really all he's known for besides pretending to leave with the title and ragequitting WWE

>>18051724
You're either ESL or underage. I can tell by how you type

>>18050936 (OP)
Just watched. It was actually mid

>>18051724
>he’s actually mad about anything Cena said
I'm not going to act like I know whether or not he's mad, but to act like nobody has ever agreed to a segment and been mad afterwards is silly lol

>>18050936 (OP)
>fine speech

>>18051743
Neither. Just low effort posting

Why are gAyEW fans so upset about this promo? I thought they hated Punk?

>>18051726
Punk has had greater moments before and after as well. The pipebomb was just the most famous. Because it was at a time when shoots weren’t done every other week.

>>18051726
>Mania Main Event
>Straight Edge society
>Carder match
>Best vs Beast
>Survivor Series with DX
>Retiring Jeff Hardy

all this not even counting his controversies
>Podcast
>Brawl Out

I know you're a faggot put pretending Punk didn't have other stuff is being blind

>>18051772
I'm a 'Titan and do not like punk so this is just a false dichotomy. I'm going to bed though have a good thread.

Fuck AEW
Fuck Chez

>>18051788
my inner child will never forget that bitch for that Steel Cage match

>>18051788
imo the only good thing in that list of his actual moments was the Jeff Hardy feud.
but yeah his controversies are the best and most notable thing about him. cant disagree there.

>>18050936 (OP)
He's always seething
he's never happy

>>18051724
sad life

slim jim

>>18051788
No one said Punk didn't "do" other stuff, that other stuff is mostly junk or remembered less than pipebomb though
>>Survivor Series with DX
Rest my case

>>18051788
>Survivor Series with DX
I forgot how good that was. Punk himself was surprised how over he was. It was pretty cool. Also, vs Lesnar was arguably his best match ever.

https://youtu.be/sxDhe6nXJLM?si=ga9GXqJ8qQWeXot2

>>18051818
not as sad as having PDS

>>18051818
not as sad as having PDS

not as sad as having PDS

Biggest pop Cesaro has gotten in his life and it's from Cena saying his name on Smackdown

Nah they're ok, I don't think Cena said anything Punk hasn't heard from other rivals before, I actually think he could've gone further, Punk has way more juicy controversies so i still think he went soft on him, but since it was Cena it had such a big impact still.

And on top of that, my guess is that this also plants the seed for a Punk heel turn, which i hope because babyface Punk is getting old

>>18051703
SHUT THE HELL UP, MICHAEL COLE!

>>18051850
kek you forgot to greentext, champ. try again!

>>18051855
I hate this haircut on vince so much. He looked the best with his haircut from 97-2004(?)
This shorter haircut fucking sucks. Anyone else agree?

>muh pipebomb

https://youtu.be/zx9P8GSOtuY?si=vhlIefMovRHofQlD

he has way better promos

>>18051855
>doesn't remember when Cesaro was over as fuck and doing strongman main events with Cena

>>18051887
Correct, I don't remember. Probably because Cesaro was involved.

>>18051571
he shouted out friends of his that are not in WWE to reference punk shouting out colt cabana who was in ROH at the time of the pipe bomb promo

>>18051896
Probably because you're a boring newfag

>>18051887
NTA but I didn't watch wrestling from 2010-2021 because it was fucking awful so no I don't remember nor do i care to find out

On a side note, Punk lying there like he's asleep looked silly, Cena sold the table spot better by slowly struggling to get up

https://youtube.com/shorts/gEGX8X7yJ4E?si=0e832-8gPgKPzeUw

why dont they just fuck already

>>18051913
I think it was because he took the two title shots to the head

>>18051908
>he missed Thunderkino

>>18051886
The 2013 one in the lead up to the Rumble vs. Rock was a ton better than the 2011 promo.

>>18051908
>didn't watch any wrestling until AEW
lmao

>>18051913
Punk realized it as well I think. Towards the end of the promo, he was starting to do those overly obvious scrunching blinks with his eyes and slightly move his head about. Still made him look like shit since he was basically out cold for most of it.

>>18051924
Are you fucking retarded? AEW started in 2019 and I don't watch that gay shit. Stop being a schizo

>>18051923
https://youtu.be/mr8mfBRsD2s?si=_I-RPBkSyjIkTsMp

He gutted rock. Brutal shit here

>>18051918
>I think it was because he took the two title shots to the head

true, I think it was the fact that he ended up laying on a position that looked like he was just taking a nap

>>18051936
>doesn't watch gay shit
>watches Smackdown
pick one

>>18051054
I like to think there are people here that post in kayfabe but for those that are truly retarded, read this post please

>>18051054
>They’re two 50 year old wrestling legends

Wrestling
With
Elderly

>>18051913
This is the only gripe I really have with the whole thing. He could have struggled to get resulting in a third belt shot to the head, blood would have been nice as well and I think Punk was trying to get busted open hard way with those two shots.

>>18051886
my personal favorites are the ones where he messes with Vince

Looks like the redditspacing freak got online. Time to abandon thread

>>18051970
is the redditspacing freak here in this room now, anon?

>>18051970
>There are people on 4chan who still use the term redditspacing
Fucking hate newfags.

>>18051970
What is reddit spacing?

You seem to know a lot about how redditors post.

Curious.

>>18051986
It's more the fact that he consistently makes the most annoying and obnoxious posts here all while spacing abnormally for attention

>>18051970
KEK you got them bubbling with this one. Afraid so. Wheels. Figs. Bitchtits. 92.

>>18051991
"spacing abnormally" aka: how people have done it for 20 fucking years.

it's all so tiresome, isn't it?

Thread OVER!

>>18051991
ok but its obviously one guy doing it here are you being intentionally retarded?

>>18051828
Why was HHH nice to Punk there?

Thread's over, folks. Stop posting please. I need to sleep and don't want to get FOMO so just fuck off and close the thread. Thanks.

>>18052010
It was before they had beef.

>>18052010
it was way early, Punk was just a newcomer at that time, their heat started when he was drafted to RAW in 2011 (or 2010? can't remember)

>>18052010
You fucking new wrestling fans don’t know your fucking history. You make me sick. Haitch and Phil didnt have any issues in 2006 you dummy

>>18052034
mmmm you need to pay your dues as a veteran and give back to this industry. help the young bloods out.

>>18051828
When did Phil become such a miserable faggot? He seems like a different person here. A real likable lad

>>18052034
I've been watching WWE since the early 90s. I don't know the backstage stuff well because I didn't pay attention to it until later years.

>>18051698
no its true, cm punk fucking sucks, and was only ever relevant because they let him say a bunch of fourth wall breaking shit in an era where the show was a pantomime. if it wasnt for that, nobody would give a fuck about cm punk

even the people chanting 'cm punk' - it was never about cm punk, its just that cm punk chants represented an attitude that people saw through the bullshit watered down product at the time. its not because people actually wanted to see cm punk lmao

>>18052088
He was over before the pipebomb though. Also as far as the Punk chants go, there was definitely some what you’re saying. He represented a “fuck you vince” attitude. But they also really wanted him back.

>>18051338
the people cena namedropped are people that cena himself was involved in sabotaging, directly after he accused punk of doing that sabotaging. It was a great heel move, as was calling punk unoriginal while he himself carbon copied punk's work

Great stuff from cena tonight

Punk is a corporate shill, I don't get why people don't realize it. Was he seething? No, he was just lying there collecting the paycheck while waiting for his Saudi check to come in.

https://x.com/punkassbitch007/status/1936262502863581620?s=46

he called it

>>18052143
His literal wrestling character has been being a fake pandering corporate shill since, like, his final fuckin' RoH run. His entrance music explicitly states it. I love him so much. What a great professional wrestler.

>>18051161
>This promo was so cringe.
>Why did he mention Cesearo, Ziggler, and Cordana? Punk didn't bury any of those guys and had no major interactions with them
>He should've mentioned Jack Perry but they'd never do that.

>>18052010
the irony that being nice to cm punk is just getting him to say his own catchphrase

>>18050936 (OP)
>Cena rapes punk in the summer of '25
You tell me

>>18051828
>eliminating mike knox and theyre asking 'who the fuck is this guy'

this is the kino shit i miss

>>18051672
Lurk more

>>18052088
>even the people chanting 'cm punk' - it was never about cm punk, its just that cm punk chants represented an attitude that people saw through the bullshit watered down product at the time
I like punk but this is true. I doubt he'd have gotten over otherwise

>>18052125
Yeah, it’s a little hard to decipher but I think that’s the direction he was going. Ziggler’s brother obviously has heat with Punk but Claudio is his boy in as far as Punk has any friends (he doesn’t really) not a guy he stepped on but a guy Cena definitely didn’t want shining. I think the intention was I did this just like you did this and by the way AEW amirite!? Without saying Jack Perry or the EVP’s. Def some James Gunn MCU style dialogue, you hate me? Shit I’m the only friend you’ve got son. He’s also doing the only real CM Punk gimmick which is I’m going to take your belt and leave with it, which he’s done in 3 (4 if you count AEW where he didn’t threaten it but actually did it) promotions. Also starting to drop the Hangman promo and then cutting it was kino. I hated the I’m breaking the 4th wall though. It doesn’t make sense in a wrestling TV show the same way it does in a Superhero movie. There is no 4th wall in wrestling. He’s addressing the crowd and audience as John Cena already. That was stupid.
All in all a good promo even if it wasn’t a heel promo, the crowd popped for it, which I know is some sort of thing he’s also going for but still…
Punk laying there for 7 minutes was a stupid choice though.

>>18051054
kek this one got the 4channers squealin'

kino segment

>>18050936 (OP)
nah, they're bros

>>18051338

Pointing this fact out makes me realize how unmemorible Seth is.

>>18051429
>I was just pretending to be retarded

Damn anon, all that for not even a handshake and a hotdog?

>>18051918
That short made me shed a tear

>>18050936 (OP)
CM Punk? Yes.
Phil Brooks? Nah.

>>18051473
Damn anon's balls hang low.

>>18051233
Oh no, not his fake fighting legacy!

>>18052234
So this match is the WWE Champion John Cena vs the real AEW Champion CM Punk?
>even if it wasn’t a heel promo
It was a heel promo just in a weird meta way. He made a beloved promo look lame. Cena is like a metaheel. No new theme, look, etc. It's all very weird.

>>18052088
The Punk v Hardy feud was Punk at his peak, which was pre-pipebomb. He’s always way better as a heel than a face.

>>18052327
Same wavelength brotha I just didn’t want to use the meta word but yeah. I get what he’s trying to do. It would work better if it wasn’t Punk I think. Poking holes in the pipe bomb that the crowd loves is heel for sure. But the worm is turning for current day Punk and pointing out him being a hypocrite, especially comparing his Twitter stuff to him going to Saudi and calling him Mr. TKO got a good sized pops. I don’t think it was a this is yummy wummmy heel work either, they cheered because Punk IS a hypocrite and Cena went there. Imagine if Cena never turned and Punk came back from AEW as a blatant dickhead corporate stooge heel (probably should have) this promo would be exactly the same and would work. That’s what I meant by this not feeling like a heel promo but you’re also right… I get that it works in the context of him not changing his gear, telling the crowd he’s not changing that they change and are flip floppers etc. It’s all very meta. Starting to click pretty good actually. Once again Cena showing everyone he’s both the most overrated and underrrated guy at the same time.

>>18052052
He became an actual self-mark, kinda like HBK. At least HBK found God and redeemed himself later on, don't think that'll happen to Phil.

>>18050936 (OP)
BY GAWD HE HAS BEEN PUT THROUGH THE SLIM JIM TABLE AND HE'S LAYING THERE LIKE A COMPLETE FAGGOT FOR TEN MINUTES

>>18052380
>punk coming out dressed as hardy to hardy's music
>all the kids in the crowd going from joy to sour pouting as they realize what's going on

>>18050936 (OP)
Yes. Cena alluded to his hypocritical Saudi money bullshit throughout the promo. The only thing Cena didn't throw shade on is the fact that CM stands for Child Molester.

>>18052418
>>18052052
He’s been pretty level headed since returning to WWE. No backstage issues or anything, and everyone seems to love him. Especially the ladies.

>>18051473
Why was his imagination ball tickling technique so practiced

Phil will come back. I believe in him.

>>18052149
Phil brings the best put of everyone and he knows it. Everyone knows it. You guys were shitting all over Cenas heel run. And who made it watchable? PUNK DID. WHOSE MATERIAL DID CENA HAVE TO JACK??? PUNKS.

>>18050936 (OP)
Loke Punk's pipebomb is just scripted promo, such is this is a sculpted promo. So no, he isn't seething since he agreed to that. He would be seething if he mentioned Colt Cobana

CENA CANT SURVIVE WITHOUT PHIL

>>18051361
oh that sad old fuck who won't stop making threads about Punk's "daddy dick"

https://x.com/teffo_01/status/1936329887637504310?s=46

punk selling off air

>>18051698
Punk never nain evented WrestleMania, even as champ during this time when he was the alleged best.

>>18053611
>>18053611
He didn't main event a PPV, let alone Wrestlemania. Punk's title defenses got second billing to Cena's non-title matches for his entire run as world champ.

>>18051918
That's a better hype promo for their upcoming match than whatever WWE can come up with.
Two wrestlers understanding each other makes for great matches.

>>18053611
During that era Vince’s main events was just whatever Cena was doing. It was really cringe in retrospect

>>18051037
Who's the smallest person there after Rey rey?

>>18053706
The point is to justify cenas burn that punks peak was 7 minutes.

>>18051110
If you point out he's a joke that cant handle himself in a fight, needs to find the smallest person he can find to try to assert himself over via cheap shot, sued his former best friend for having pizza with two people he gets along with and works with with no problems, is such a puss his opponent tickled him during a fight, got scammed into thinking he could handle himself, wife would rather die within a week of marrying him than to be with him, scammed by the singer of rancid and is living the hbk is jbls servant gimmick...
If you do all that. And he has a moment of looking string against you, or even goes over, how does thay make you look?
You're only as strong as your enemies. If you have shit weak enemies, its because youre shitnand weak, too
You gotta learn about promo and drawing. No one wants to see two losers fight. They want bad asses. And if you let in an inkling of reality, the veil is torn ti shreds, everything is exposed, and everyone is a larping retard. Then no one watches and you killed the business
Know what feud was hot? Kendrick and drake
Know what wouldn't be? Any dukb fucks of SoundCloud
You starting to get it yet? If youre opponent is a crippled old man, and beats your ass, what are you? Why would any one ever have faith in you?
Why does this need to be constantly explained? Can't we have adults with half a clue post here, please?

>>18053793
Everything you described can be done without bringing up the shoot.

>>18050936 (OP)
I hope so. Only thing that would have made it better is if Cena gave a shoutout to the PG Legend Ryback too

>>18053814
Getting a prewritten promo ok'd ahead of time by Vince who thought it was a great heel promonfor his character makes it not a shoot, just so you know

>>18053793
But my point was why would you? It makes you look weak. If you dont squash the phony, and go toe to toe with him, what are you?

>>18053896
Its what we call a worked shoot.

I loved Cena swapping the
>I like you a hell of a lot more than I like anyone in the back
with
>I like you more than anyone you've ever shared a locker room with
My brother was watching and immediately brought up the RVD story about rookie Punk calling a meeting kek.
Also him mentioning things like the people backstage not cutting his mic off because they like him to really bring the golden child theme home was great

>>18053907
Any pro-wrestler that brings up Phil getting fucked up in UFC looks like a retard because they too would also get fucked up. Not a single guy in the WWE locker room would last a minute against a UFC fighter. Bringing his UFC tenure up just buries pro-wrestling. MJFs dumbass went there and it was probably the only dumb thing in their otherwise great feud.

>Oh hahaha Phil you got your ass beat in UFC.

Yes. And you would too. You just end up making yourself look retarded as well

>>18054008
>Not a single guy in the WWE locker room would last a minute against a UFC fighter.
Brock Lesnar, Shinsuke Nakamura, Chad Gable, formerly Matt Riddle, etc. You act like there are no weight classes in MMA and that everyone in WWE is on the same athletic level as Punk with his broken down old man body. Plenty of people on the roster have either had pro fights or a much more extensive background in a martial art than the average person and UFC has a ton of nobody fighters on their cards that are not elite whatsoever. Styles make fights.

>>18051698
Anon, Cena is the heel. You're being worked.

>>18050936 (OP)
SLIM JIM

>>18054056
Cody could probably beat a UFC jobber.

>>18054056
>>18054056
Brock Lesnar
I don’t know if he’s still signed or not but to be honest, he’d get smoked by today’s heavyweights.
Shinsuke Nakamura
He’s 45, and weighs around 225lbs. So he’d have to fight at heavyweight or cut down to 205 and fight at lightweight. He’s getting smoked.
>Chad Gable
He’s a pure wrestler. MMA is multifaceted. Unless he’s on the level of guys like Khabib (spoiler, he’s not) he’s getting smoked.
>Matt Riddle
He was alright.

As for weight classes, go look up some videos of Demetrious Johnson tapping out guys three times his size. UFC guys are on another level. There’s nigga shame to getting fucked up by them. Which is why anyone who actually knows this doesn’t make fun of Phil for getting his ass kicked. Because 99% of the human population would as well.

>>18054141
No he could not lol The guy who was tickling Phil would tickle Cody as well. And

>>18054173
meant there’s “no shame”

>>18051102
Kek haitch would heem him easily

>>18051100
this.

>>18050936 (OP)
>Do you think Punk was seething the entirety of this segment while laying there?
Is the sky blue?

>>18051189
>Cesaro probably is signing with WWE again
delusional

UFC shoot have the biggest marks, just like the good old days of the business.

>>18054234
Its actually the opposite. UFC fans call out Dana Whites bullshit every time he’s trying to push someone

>>18051073
based

>>18051189
>Cesaro probably is signing with WWE again

>>18050936 (OP)
I knew he wouldn't mention AEW guys but did he mention the miz at least?

>>18054176
nah cody would win

>>18050936 (OP)
HHH really is humiliating CM Punk. Next thing you know Punk will be sucking a blood covered slim jim sponsored by fireball in saudi arabia

>>18051054
>As much as you wish he was, no he wasn’t. They’re two 50 year old wrestling legends writing this shit together. There is no shooting. Stop being a mark.
Hi Phil! You got BTFO now go suck a blood money covered dick you self-serving dork!

>>18054299
Cesaro is at AEW

>>18054329
on planet retard

>>18053706
Don't forget Reigns 2015-2020
Same shit.

>>18050936 (OP)
at this point I think he has an humiliation fetish

>>18054234
everyone has been shitting on Dana since the TKO partnership has been a thing

>>18054299
kinda? he said something along the lines of "your tweets are strong but your actions are weak"

>>18053842
HEY RYAN BACK HOW YA DOIN?

>>18052514
That is how he saw Ms Michaels aka the hottest Nitro girl do to him to purge the magic powder from him.

Punk and Cena should induct each other into the hall of fame

>>18054532
TK should induct Punk.
Vince inducts Cena.

>>18054614
TK as in Tony Khan? And Vince is out.

>>18052088
you sound like the snkfags whining about capcom and how city of the wolves wasn't a flop

>>18054953
Punk won't give you a gift card bitchtits

>>18054996
yes he will

>>18054008
This but AEWfans. The fact that Phil scarred and heemed both the Bucks with an injured arm is humiliating. Jack Perry and Tony fearing for his life too. And then it turns out all Phil did was just shout at Tony and it caused him to piss himself with fear.

>>18053611
Punk was always treated 2nd rate as champion. CM Punk vs Daniel Bryan wasn't the main event. Fucking John Cena vs Johnny Ace was. And all it did was make Big Show turn heel.

>>18055553
Johnny "Audition at my place and let me cum on your face" Ace