Thread 18080802

tonight's card is kinda grim i can't lie to you
>Tony D’Angelo vs. Channing “Stacks” Lorenzo for the vacant NXT Heritage Cup
>Trick Williams (c) vs. Josh Briggs for the TNA World Championship
>Jordynne Grace vs. Lash Legend vs. Jaida Parker vs. Izzi Dame to determine the #1 contender to the NXT Women’s Championship at Evolution II
that's all that's advertised so far

i'm shoot skipping this episode and i've watched every nxt episode since 2021. josh briggs in a title match is heinous

>>18080811
>josh briggs in a title match is heinous
What are they thinking with this guy

>>18080826
new tag partner for theory
big theory and small theory

>>18080811
I watched World's Collide (was good) but I haven't watched NXT proper for about 5 episodes now. It's lost the charm.

I watch for she.

>>18080859
7 bitches all did this same fucking photo
why are they all so unoriginal

STEPHANIE COME BACK
AH AH
STEPHANIE COME BACK
AH AH

>>18080802 (OP)
the cup is vacant? what happened to the guy who won it?

>>18080882
noam dar died in an iranian airstrike

>>18080882
made of glass

>>18080873
please no.
I enjoy watching a good ass as much as the next guy but the audience getting in on the "ah ah" chants followed by temu version from McAfee was cringe af.

>>18080802 (OP)
I'm here for Blake Monroe

>>18080811
>>18080826
Josh Briggs literally had the best NXT match of 2024

>>18081255
That rough of a year? Damn

>>18081255
he did not, ilja vs melo 2 clears

>>18081264
wait this was 2023. well je'von vs ethan page clears, and so does chase u vs fraxiom and so does oba femi vs tony d

When's the next Impact PPV? Seeing this face popup again makes me think he's showing up soon.

>>18081274
July 20th

>>18080802 (OP)
[THEE NEWS] ashante "thee" adonis is hosting his own early 2000s inspired reality show to determine which girl can win his love and become THEE sidechick!
https://x.com/tehutimiles/status/1935799456248873005

Ego on CVV show
https://youtube.com/watch?v=2A9fVTRsib8

>>18081317
IMAGINE THE SMELL OF THAT ROOM HOLY SHIT IM' GOING TO SHOOT PUKE

>>18081317
Slim pickings

Never came into an NXTrash thread before. As I suspected, it's a dimeless mass of homosexuals watching trainees who perform for a NON-PAYING audience. Get fucked pigs.

>>18081317
This gimmick has almost nothing to ever do with the show or wrestling in general and yet I still find myself laughing at it. He's literally just there to be a fuckboy and nothing else.

>>18081317
shawn really needs to give him the NA belt or something. this is gold. at least the heritage cup.

>>18081371
Hoggies you got Alzheimer's in your 40s? My condolences

>>18080811
It's fine it's not a real title it's like Zach Ryder's internet belt.

>>18080859
You can see her on Speed defending her title soon.

Eat a dick, piggiEs. Your show is trash and you are trash too. NXTrash will never be anything more than a pale imitation of the territories, but without any of the good parts.

IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR THE GREATEST WRESTLING SHOW ON THE PLANET

>>18080802 (OP)
>finally returns from a lengthy injury
>faction breaks up with little explanation
>wins the heritage cup against a guy doing well with it for no reason
>does nothing after that and gets injured again offscreen, forcing him to vacate
Noam Dar is a low-key contender for KWABOTY 2025.

>>18080869
Which seven?

>>18080802 (OP)
Remember Dark State?

>>18081684
I wish I didn't, they suck

>>18081685
There are better and hotter talent to put on TV

never watched NXT live but I'm high on drugs and finna watch this as I can't fall asleep anyway
what am I in for?

>>18081694
Outside of Taters no

>>18081703
Unless Schizo Shawn shows up in the kitchen, a pretty limp episode by comparison

>>18081705
If I had to choose between the two, I'd probably choose Tatum, but she wouldn't be my first few choices in the current NXT roster either.

>>18081317
Adonisly based

>>18081730
so not exactly a great pick if I haven't seen nxt in 10+ years, yet alone live?

>>18081703
high on what

>>18081748
vodka, mdma and weed

>>18080802 (OP)
https://x.com/WWENXT/status/1937655783237263718#m
https://x.com/WWENXT/status/1937603022806290872#m
The TNA Championship match is opening the show.

>>18081761
so briggs is winning

cora jade status?

>>18081768
Not showing butthole

>>18081768
starved

Darkstate are attacking Briggs tonight

Hey guys will Buddy show up?

>>18081756
z00ted

>>18081781
What're you going to do when Buddy finally comes back?

A-TOWN

Izzi looks like that now?

We already making hostage videos?

>Lash
She's FAT

>spelling out Atlanta and full
Nobody does this

Jaidi is dimes, YEET!

>>18081794
>in full*
GMS me

>Ms Parker
YAAAAAAHHOOOOOOOOO

>>18081782
you're damn right I am

WHOOP THAT NIG

>WE WANT HITLER
damn NXT is super based

book sounding good tonight

this could have been Inamura going up for the TNA title
damnit Inamura, you're too nice

>two nights in a row of Corey Graves kino
Corey Gravesbros, we can't stop winning.

>>18080802 (OP)
>"there are no BUTTS except mine"
what did Miss Parker meant by this?

Yoshikibros wwa?

Zesty Trick

>Smoking Skull
What even is his gimmick? A bounty hunter cowboy dude

>>18081744
No, not especially

PURE STRIKES MMMMMMMMM

>NXT: on
>Beer: Ice cold
:TummyFull of Kraft Dinner
yep it's kino time

>Briggs covering his dork tattoos
good call

>>18081783
Cheer and stop begging.

There's a blonde goth in the front row that's kinda cute. Just sayin'.

Wow they're really making Briggs look strong

>>18081821
friend of the Japanese people, Josh Briggs

>>18081834
That's someone's son

if briggs win this and the tna title gets passed around by wwe it's actually over for them

>>18081839
I'm gonna need a birth certificate

BBASED

Bro got FireStorm tattooed on him

based inamura-san

is the fat jap a trainer or supposed to be a comedy side show guy?

Whatever happened to the retarded fan that sounded like parakeet getting raped? Show's not the same without them.

That was some weird stalling

Briggs is such a shitter
Trick is so slow
Inamura is dimes, push that nigga

>>18081843
they aint gonna give it to josh briggs

>>18081834
I can't imagine who you're talking about, after several scans of the front row I've determined they are all uggos

AH LAV IT MAAAAHN

>>18081857
They formed a tag team in Noah, and when Briggs came back he brought his buddy with him. The fat jap is an ex-sumo and a way better wrestler than Briggs lmao.

>>18081865
Upon further analysis, think it's actually the second row, toward the right of hard cam.

>>18081843
>hot potatoing another promotions belt
Look anon, I know WWE more or less owns TNA at this point, but this isn't a Vince Russo led promotion. Briggs doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell.

This shows been fucking booty cheeks since Chemical X quit being a thing

>>18081873
That bitch is fat

Is Noam Dar actually injured or are they releasing him?

Noam's getting ready to kill Iranians

Briggs' talent is that he is tall ?

>>18081876
Eh. A little bit of extra meat at most.

>>18081873
.....that's unironically a transvestite or femboy thing

>>18081875
Chemical X was shit because it was Tatum having to carry to irredeemable shitters.

>>18081876
You realize most of this thread is black, right? Raw is the mayo brand. Smack is the spic brand. NXT is for the People.

trick???????

>>18081880
Probably getting released, there's literally nothing to him.

>>18081875
Definitely wasted potential

the WHAT is swinging??

this is the greatest opening match I have ever seen

almost dropped Briggs there

>>18081903
my balls

>>18081886
Nah

>>18081903
Pendulum
Russo's kid continues to lurk /pw/ lmao

good improvising by Briggs there

>briggs getting booed in the exchanged
This match is objectively a failure.

How do they keep forgetting Briggs has go away heat

That's some good core strength from Briggs to save the spot

At least they recovered from the attempt without hurting anyone

this mf said this is a cute blonde goth

>>18081910
NTA you are talking to but that is clearly a biological man. I don't know what it identifies as, but it has a Y chromosome.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>18081916
>>18081915
The NXT crowd does not matter

temu swerve

>>18081922
this is a man

>>18081922
that's a mtf

>moonsault
huh? when did Briggs start using that?

Inamura needs a better friend

Did Booker just have a stroke

NXT needs a Japanese woman

>>18081922
thatsa dude

>>18081922
ayo

>>18081932
I'm pretty sure he's done it atleast once when he was working with Dijak.

JOE HENRY LOOKING REALLY JACKED

>>18081922
That is not a natal woman

Trick just stood up and walked over to the ropes lmao

JOE HENDRY

>>18081935
need to fuck chika and her mom

HE'S HERE

SAY THE WORD AND HE APPEARS
I BELIEVE IN DOLPH ZIGGLER

>>18081924
Just because you use the buzzwords, doesn't mean it's true.

>>18081935
Send The Cyclone

>>18081933
Man, what happened to Wagner III? That nigga left Japan and I completely lost sight of him until World's Collide. That nigga got FAT and lost a lot of muscle.

>>18081950
Chika's mom's feet

is Hendry winning it back or are they giving it to Santana?

not really a big pop for hendry

>>18081962
He's been there multiple times to be fair

Hendry's clotheslines were really bad

fantastic by will.i.am

my friend I offer this advice in complete sincerity

medical mask gimmick is all time kino

>>18081961
Nah. He's just filler cuz Elijah got injured

NXT went from Asuka, Kairi, IYO, Saree to this? >>18081933

What happened porNXXXT bros?

>>18081962
The meme ran its course. They always do.

>>18081969
mi hermano...

Reminder

>>18081935
I know someone.

>>18081980
HOLY MOLY WOWIE AWOOOOOGA AWOOOOOGA

Charley Dempsey is over with me. He looks like a character from Metal Slug, and is slowly turning into his father on the mic. Let him cook a lil longer than get his ass on the gas and see how far he can go.

>>18081979
jealous that this guy has that much money to waste, pajeet?

>hendry back
>ppv on 20th
>nxt on the road the 22nd
>music hall
He's winning

>>18081980
HUMINA HUMINA HUMINA

I have an infection bros. It's bothering me, but I'm still trying to enjoy NXT.

>>18081980
Stop trying to get your dimeless gooks over in the gamethread it's embarrassing and off topic

boutta snort another line and waiting for the next match
hopefully it won't be some w*men's shit

>>18081875
shotzhi has a shit festish. gigi cant work. they're both dimless shitters and deserved to be released. send tatum to the main roster already

>>18081980
this is not an acceptable physique for western television

Great match

Tony Khan loves to run AEW ads during NXT huh

>>18081995
Dude what the fuck am I looking at lmao

>>18081890
>>18082000
E piggies should be executed

>>18082008
a screw, in a head

>AEW running an ad for Dynamite during NXT
Kek are things that grim over there?

>>18082008
That's my abutment for my bone anchored hearing aid, but right now it's bloody and oozing.

>>18082016
afraid so

lexisGODS...

>>18082009
sorry im not into bingo hall death matches between shitters who cant work

kek lexis

That black dude is trying so hard not to laugh, rude

>>18082016
It's been that way for months

cool shirt

BOUNCYYYY

>>18082023
>Booker said he'll get him in shape
>Actually does it

>>18082016
It's not even close to the first time.

BOUNCY

I’m 30 minutes late. What did I miss?

NQCC tron+theme is dimesola

>>18082032
oh yeah man

>The Florida Gaytors aint done shit for two decades
I mean folks...

>>18082029
>>18082033
I'm new here. Made the jump for Blake Monroe

BOUNCY NIGGA

I like myles but I think tavion clears him desu

>>18082038
>women's video package to open show
>TNA title match
You are here

Lexis King did not pass the melanin test

>>18082025
Kexis King

Why does Tavion have a pup mask?

>>18081995
>It's metal
Do you have an air rifle bullet stuck in your head?

bouncy is bout to get ragdolled kek

Wren out here looking like she really knows how to work the waist during cowgirl

>>18082048
Any more from this set?

>WHO WANT IT
>I WANT THE WORLD
>NOW THEY RUNNIN BOUT TO KICK DOWN THA DO'

>>18082038
Trick beat Briggs to retain

>>18082051
new death grips gimmick

>>18082048
That's actually pretty nice content. Way better than she'd have to put out.

>that mask
Tavion Heights is my new favorite luchador

if you'll notice, wren's jacket still has myles' name on the arm, but charlie's doesn't

I remember seeing this dude debut on lvl up. Tayvon's my boy and the whole No Dimes Drawn Crew is over with me.

Tavion wrestlers like a Dagestani fights in the UFC

>>18082051
Tavion got that dog in him

>>18082053
I stick a hearing aid onto it and it transmits sound through bone. But right now it's all messed up.

umm... based??

take that trip
TO THE ORIENT

>>18082064
>Way better than she'd have to put out.
I'm surprised at how quickly she jumped straight to 'lets be a whore'

>future endeavor Gulak
>keep his shitty music

Yikes

>>18082077
Is that dude on the left a worker? I feel like I've seen him somewhere before.

BOUNCY

that nigga flippy and zesty fr

>>18082071
Damn, truly this is storytelling

>>18082088
that's nathan frazer 1/2 of fraxiom

Jurassic World Afterbirth

>DUMB OL NIG
>DUMB OL NIG
why are the fans so racist tonight

>>18081980
name?

Bounty had a paper towel commercial for every race of people

So...is Lola working tonight? Otherwise, why?

>>18082048
her dumb expression is what gets me

Tavion aka the tazmaniac lol

>>18082109
I hate this bitch
>I'm a latina
>does stripper shit
>I'm a latina

>>18082109
>Lola spreading hole on Bubba's show
nice

>it's 8:33pm
>it's 98 degrees
I hate summer

>>18082099
>>18082101
It'll be on Peacock eventually. My morbid curiosity can wait until then.

>>18082119
so youre gay got it

PSYCHO TAVION GIMMICK

I just want Wren to shit on Buddy bros.

>>18082126
I never said I wouldn't fuck her, I still hate her
you definitely haven't been to south florida

>>18082048
SO FUCKING BUILT

>>18082119
What age did you come out to your parents?

>>18082105
乙アリス

based bouncy

I love this bouncy nigga like you wouldn't believe

Tavion gonna be the next apollo crews

Damn that boy is bouncy

Damn Bouncy, why you gotta do you friend like this

Am I tripping or was his finisher called Hole in the Road and not Middle of the Road?

>>18082142
:D

i really do not care for the LFG giga nigga, like at all
he's completely dimeless

The only reason for me watch NXT

Where's your chains at LFGman

DAT MAWNSTUH

>>18082123
my favorite part is my hands constantly feeling clammy because I had the audacity to touch my leg and immediately drench them in sweat

Tell me about Tayvion. Why does he wear the mask?

BOUNCY NIGGAS

MOUNSTAH

When is Rizzo coming back?

what's the kayfabe reason for anyone agreeing to wrestle dempsey

Did Hamas get Noam?

Does Noam have Roman cancer or something 'cause jesus dude

>>18082164
after Luca betrays Tony D to do the same

>>18082162
Bouncy has been deflated

>>18082075
Oh yeah I know what those are, I'd get that checked out ASAP considering it's in your head

who is luca working for REALLY

I feel like for a short period NXT was moving away from the stupid NXT name generated names and now we’ve gone full circle back to these shitty names.

>>18082164
Tonight. She will be revealed as Stacks' consigliere and help him win the Heritage Cup.

>KO on Cody's podcast
Interesting

Is Noam made of glass or something what the fuck

the LFG guy sucks
also why he wears a bright shirt? under his all black gear

Ricky Saints has unironically a worse theme and name than in AEW

Noam def gonna get released

hotshot the title onto bouncy please
oba ain't doing shit lately

>>18082123
There was a day a couple years ago where I was without power and it was 103 at quarter to ten.
I had to stop being a never nude that night otherwise I was going to die in my sleep.

>>18082173
I'll probably go to urgent care tomorrow. Tomorrow is my birthday by the way which kind of sucks.

>ricky vs ashante
what an insufferable match

CUTE REF ALERT

They're saying Ashante was at Diddys trial

>>18082190
They did something to his theme because it sounds better now

Ricky Taints is unbelievably dimeless.

Ashante should win.

>>18082204
ashante shoot bailed velveteen dream out of jail

>>18082201
What, you don't like the battle of the zest?

They gave Ricky Starks a dancing gimmick? lmao

What the hell is this "Ricky STROKES" chant?

ashante is coming for wes lee's title of "HBK's chosen seller" with that one

Ay that boy got drip

booker lmao

>>18082202
I always wonder what would happen if two hosses got into a shoot fight with a tiny ref
she couldn't do shit to mediate

Adonis is a little too zesty for me bros

>>18081596
Where can you even watch those matches? Google says X, do I need to make an account with Elon's consent manufacturing mill to see them?

>>18082207
it sounds generic as shit

Aewtist's were right for once. Starks is fucking gay and annoying.

>>18082222
his gimmick is that he gets pussy he's not zesty

>>18082195
It's worth getting it checked, happy birthday btw

>>18082221
>von wagner vs oba femi
Were it so easy

Whats the QR on Adonis' gear

>>18082236
It takes you to a Jefferson Airplane song

Don’t forget to take your Veozah and Dupixent /pw/

kek Vic

>>18082231
Thanks. I'm kind of frustrated about a lot of things. But I'm just trying to take in some NXT tonight.

I'd love to take a piss in this refs hair.

>>18082155
>>18082192
Hottest woman on WWE, love her.

>>18082247
Life is an exercise of frustrating things anon, but that is how you know you are alive, facing the frustrations face forward

>>18082224
they're made for twitter and that's the only place they're officially posted i believe
this link will show all posts from the WWE twitter about speed
https://x.com/search?q=%23WWESpeed%20from%3A%40WWE&f=live
so see if that works, if not then you can maybe plug it into one of those twitter forks that were made when twitter started cracking down on not having an account. or just make a throwaway account.

>>18082259
White bitches love getting pissed on. They are all filthy whores.

Ricky is not interesting so far

HE'S ZESTING UP

>>18082281
>>18082281
>>18082281

I do not care for Ricky Saints

>>18082075
retarded question but do you know how close it is to normal hearing? I always assumed those cochlear impant things basically made it so you could hear again but The Sound of Metal changed my perception of that, and how did it get infected?
>>18082195
also happy birthday I hope you'll be alright

>>18082276
Settle down Raj

>>18082287
Same. Time to cut ties.