Kota Ibushi’s In-Ring Return & 4-Way Matches Set the Stage For The Men's And Women's Casino Gauntlet At All In Texas!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from The Accesso ShoWare Center in Kent, Wa
8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming on MAX!
>Kota Ibushi vs. Trent Beretta
>The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita vs. Mark Briscoe vs. Roderick Strong vs. ROH World Champion Bandido (Winner Gets #1 Spot in Casino Gauntlet at All In Texas)
>Willow Nightingale vs. ROH Women's Champion Athena vs. Thunder Rosa vs. Kris Statlander (Winner Gets #1 Spot in Casino Gauntlet at All In Texas)
>AEW World Tag Team Champions The Hurt Syndicate Will Appear Live!
>And More!
** 17 Days Out From All In Texas **
Briscoe vs MJF would be a cool program
Are Kevin Knight and LA Knight related?
>>18089211brothas from anotha motha
Mark Briscoe legit has a 160 IQ
>I'D WANT TO BE AROUND BIG BLACK COCK TOO
WHAT THE FUCK LOL
lmfaooo
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Wtf was that I'm fucking lmaoing
Briscoe based
>Bobby broke from that
lmao
Justified kosher pickle chants
>>18089226This was before all the bumps btw
>hang out with these fellas too
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT?
Briscoe has a 16 incher frfr
>>18089196 (OP)they should not make fun of small penis
>empathy chants
>bbc jokes
I was just gonna say I wish more wrestlers would shoot on Max being a Jew like Juice Robinson did, and then Mark drops the kosher pickle line
KEK!
>>18089234>He's still corpsing
kosher pickle has entered my vernacular
Better promo than cena/punk
Holy fuck wwe is dead
>>18089254>kosher pickle has entered my vernacular
>kosher pickle
add it to the list
>>18089237>>18089245he said it was empathy
>>18089260>the jew is afraid of kosher pickle catching onsorry rabbi but you're just gonna have to deal with it
>baker finally got a clue
What do you guys think about the Dynamite redesign a year later?
Psychoanalyst Mark Briscoe is based
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>>18089268I miss her ex boyfriend.
>>18089269I like that the show is more colorful. Show was hard to watch when it was just black gold and grey.
Goddamn they let Roddy off his chair
Takeshita has the best WCW Thunder like music
Take's music always hypes me up
I envy Rodericks because he have a good wife...
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>>18089278He's no Hologram thoughbeit
>>18089266you're the rabbi
>guy wearing an AEW hat
It's catching on
>>18089287Yes, it is quite based
>>18089287this looks nothing like yuka
>>18089305that pic just reminded me that women are obsessed with height
>>18089305Excited to go see her wrestle with TJPW All In weekend, hope she shows up in the Womens Rumble.
>>18089310unfortunately for you
>>18089305Don't joshi fans get absolutely assblasted when one of the girls gets hitched?
>>18089305You think Yuka pegs Takeshita?
>>18089305When I thought he couldn't get anymore based Takeshita is a Hag Chad.
>>18089287True. It sounds more like a theme instead of trying to be a song.
Thats what I like about japanese themes aswell
>>18089320It's a weeb thing
It happens in anime too
>>18089305What's so magical about Yuka?
>>18089320Not if they are true fans. I would still fuck her even if she is married.
>>18089324takeshtia wears the strap on and pegs her. for semen retention for maximum gains
>>18089296Of course it is. It's a Chad look.
>>18089331She bought her pants from a genie
>>18089326You can tell he almost tried not to laugh kek
>>18089336Don't post pictures of me
>>18089305Why the japanese wrestlers only married other japanese people?
>>18089296Wearing any form of clothing with the AEW logo is based
>>18089326How can anyone not be a fan of this man?
Which one of you is that in the sleeveless red shirt?
>>18089326Me when I enter a Slopdown gamethread and everyone in it is miserable
>>18089341because the welsh are selfish lovers
What ever happened to Bandito's busty hermana?
>>18089341There's no (((Hollywood))) in Japan
>>18089341Why wouldn't they be?
>>18089328Most of the recent ones kinda suck. Shota and Heat Storm have decent ones, but they're a shadow of the old themes. Someone force the NJPW song writers to listen to SRW music for 50 hours. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pA4v9ZpVzc
>>18089277Don't you remember the very first Dynamites tho? where they had a rainbow flourish of colour to the Black/White/Gold scheme
>>18089340Tony quit stealing my story ideas, or pay me. I will show up at All In wearing a Spiderman mask and the new Ricochet Anime Admiral shirt, just sign me as the new janitor that is on the booking committee.
Who do you guys think is winning the women's spot for the casino gauntlet? I'm rooting for Stat, but as long as it isn't Rosa, I'm happy.
>>18089358source of that pic?
>>18089341Chono is married to a german and he is the most japanese wrestler of all time.
>>18089341To not ruin their heritage.
>>18089341Language, culture and familial pressure.
bandido deserves a big push. he is their top luchador
holy based take suplex
a 3 way match between Okada, Omega and Takeshita would be dimes
>>18089305Take needs to breed with a big strong meaty woman like Statlander or Bayne
for the good of humanity
>>18089359Leana Lovings is the bespectacled chick.
FUCKIN A, teach these devils, Soup!!!
Take too based
Cant believe hes not able to get his wife on TV tho
Best Blue Thunder Bomb in the business!
Takeshita is so fucking amazing
BOO, robbing my nigga Takeshita a win.
Great crowd tonight but needed more Buddy.
>Briscoe actually won
BASED
Not a fan of 4 way matches usually but this has been pretty good
>>18089341Same reason the Yakuza never let Hitomi Tanaka get blacked
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Watching this match makes me both appreciate Mark and realize how much I miss Jay
bandido is smol but hes stronk
based briscoe
he deserves the #1 spot for his promo
the triller guys are like 20 seconds ahead of the TBS stream?
>>18089386I used to fap so much to this bitch before she hit the wall
>>18089353They do? Did they get new writers?
>Adam Cole with actual definition
rare sight.
>>18089396I'm on Sling and it always feels like I'm behind compared to everyone
COLLISION IS TOMORROW NIGHT OH SHIT
I hope Adam loses the title tommorow
My wife Statlander better win this.
>Hangman vs Mortos is the Main Event
Something is happening, but also, CEO has some crazy pull
Statlanders entrance (especially the video) is fucking kino
>>18089406he's been (slowly) getting more muscle
WTF IS THE MAIN EVENT AND WHY IS BILLIE WALKING LIKE THAT?
Athena finally getting some Dynamite time
Billie Starks is the perfect regretful fuck
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Gotta love that big booty Asslander
Stats animation intro is badass
Billie Starkz looks like a young trailer park mom who trades food stamps and handjobs for meth money.
billie starks has the worst body possible
>>18089404I have no idea, it could just be the wrestlers are less hands on than they used to be, or they're just cheaping out, who knows.
Death Riders really need Kris to join them?
>>18089410>mfw Real Madrid plays tomorrow at 8p CSTI'll only be able to watch the first hour bros. I need to watch Los Blancos
Love Billie's trailer park looking outfit
>>18089396I am speaking to you from the future
Billy is pure unprotected teenage pregnancy sex.
Yo, that latina in the crowd clapping to Willow music can get it
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I'm a simple man
I see Athena, I kneel
>>18089436this is a Barcelona board
Willow looks like one of those sassy fat black women in the whole body deodorant ads
another AEW qt fan during Willow's entrance there
Many Cases!
Rosa feels like she's on the "we'll give you a chance" run, because the division feels like it outgrew her years ago.
>>18089420>>18089424That's how we get rewarded for actually paying our hard earned shekels to watch our sicko wrestling, lagging behind the freeloaders.
Passionate unprotected sex with Willow or Statlander. Toughest choice a man can face.
>>18089418probably gonna be another death riders run in
>>18089448But ponder the aroma
i thought billie challenged athena for the belt and lost? why are they still together?
Statlander's gear is same color scheme as Death Riders....
Jesus Christ its like a battle of the negative dime mids
>>18089419It's very female body/amazon worship coded like Bayne's entrance
I enjoy it
>>18089418MAIN EVENT MORTOS
>>18089447We're actually a man u board. (City is acceptable if you're Kazu however)
>>18089454>got an underwhelming return at last years All In>misses this years All In due to injuryPoor Jamie
I guess Rosa isnt gonna take the chaps off?
>>18089454>Never have Scooby Doo Hayter solve the case of what's that poking out of my pants
>>18089468She will late tonight for her stepson
>>18089436only blanco you need to worry about is El Toro Blanco GET THESE HEARNS PENDEJO
>Stat's ass up in the air, presented for viewing.
>>18089465nah we’re Fulham til we die
I remember thinking Athena was cringe, then she managed to not get mogged by Pac vs Claudio on an RoH ppv and I became a fan. Wild how things can move so fast.
NOW FREE HER FROM THE HONOR ZONE FOR GOOD TONY.
Willow will 100% win it.
Tony won't miss the chance to start the gauntlet match with a pop. Screenshot this
Is there ever a woman’s 4 way match in AEW that doesn’t involve a tower of doom corner spot?
>>18089418>Mortos fucked his way to a better push BASADO
>>18089476RUSH as a singles champ in AEW would be based unironically
>>18089470>prom night mom night
>>18089196 (OP)Darby is returning tonight. Anyone drop that yet?
>>18089493The broken English promos would be great
>>18089487Kek got that pig bastard
>>18089487The statement can be true in both scenarios my faggot tranny friend. All womens wrestling outside Toni/Mino kino is garbage.
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>>18089496Here have the gif
I wish buddy got the mortos push.
>>18089499GET THE HORNS PERRO CABRON
>>18089483We left Fullham when Kazu spent an entire day reminding Tony he's a city fan during the first forbidden door. Because it was so fucking funny.
Lower your HIV risk BY NOT HAVING ASS SEX WITH MEN.
Billie Starks looks like a side character from My Name is Earl
DYNAMITE 300 IS STACKED BROS
WE FEAST
Why Collision is tomorrow?
>>18089498To save Hangman?
ill take Mercedes being the champ if Mina is TBS champion
>>18089521I guess because of the WWE show this Saturday?
I NEED a Billie Starksesque wife, bros.
>>18089498AEW insider in the house?
>Thunder Rosa and Britt Baker use to be stars
Remember this?
>Mina vs Mercedes
I fucking love AEW so much
I wonder if anyone will interfere in this match
>>18089521Probably some stupid Yankee sports shit on Saturday on TBS/TNT that would pre empt it
>>18089537Don’t remind us
Ngl Mina is way more entertaining and wrestles better than Iyo Sky
Thunder Rosa is such a shitter holy shit
>>18089533it's because of Nascar coverage on Turner channels
God I hate women so much they are so sloppy and unathletic
Welp this is falling apart quickly
>>18089555That makes more sense
>>18089552I really don't want to see her anymore
Thunder Rosa always seems like she's sandbagging. She is such an afterthought at this point
>>18089521Night of Champions on Saturday
>Justin's look when Billie came running towards him
Hilarious
kek great Billie react shot there
Yuta starting a woman beater gimmick
>Wheeler Puta feuding with women and getting squashed
has there ever been a bigger KWAB?
MARINA ERECT NIPS ON MY SCREEN
I wish Shafir would Death Ride me
MOTHER MARINA
HELLA NIPPED OUT
>>18089515Damn my boy Jeff Cobb Mateo looking dimes as fuck.
Is Wheeler Yuta in the womens division now?
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>Marina remains without a bra
does Statlander really need to be in the Death Riders?
>every time a man is about to attack a woman he fails and gets beat up instead
Its so predictable
Does this mean Kris is going to have erect nipples like Marina too
>>18089575Marina is NOT for sexuals
>>18089582they are NOT permitted in All Elite Wrestling
I'm unironically incredibly here for Christian and Yung Bussin.
>>18089533>>18089564It's not even at the same hour
>>18089590So you dont know?
Will my waifu Thekla be on Collision tomorrow?
>>18089584Someone needs to keep an eye on Marina and Mox
>Mortos starts dating Sasha Banks
>Suddenly main eventing a Dynamite
Lol
>>18089584Maybe it's a swerve and Shayna Baszler shows up at All In to take out Statlander
I'm going to get a Yuta haircut
>>18089596if you only knew
When Marina is not on screen then views should be asking “Where’s Marina?”
>>18089608No that's my Holy Lord Taichi.
>this tamed the mighty Beast Mortos
>>18089586Jay White was successful in hitting women
>>18089601Beast Mortos pulling a reverse Triple H with ceo
>>18089594>Starts at noonFuck WWE and their blood contract with Saudi Arabia.
>>18089614Mox and Kenny did it too
>>18089613Tiny Austrian penis?
>>18089600is Mox a foot Chad?
>>18089594I just checked the listing for TNT, they're showing Nascar
>>18089615He's not like that
Renee looking old and haggard as usual
>>18089587YES HAHAHA YESSSSS
>D*x on my screen
Not a 10/10 show anymore
I demand big stoke wrestle more. He's always dimes when he does.
>>18089586Kenny gets away with it
>>18089611You just KNOW Mone is getting thicker because Mortos has been feeding her delicious Mexican food on the regular
>>18089635>Hardy had his own faction I forgot about this
>>18089633worked by big dax the axe
OH SHIT IT'S MORTOS BLANCO
Is Mortos Blanco stronger?
sex with the beast mortos
HOLA
MI NOMBRE ES HANGMAN
ME GUSTAN TETAS LATINAS
>>18089623He likes "tough" women
>>18089657We're on to you Mercedes
RUSH really cant call himself el tor =o blanco no more. You team with a literal white bullman now dude
My wife just walked in during Beast Mortos ring walk...she goes "who is that?". I told her Beast Mortos...she bit her lip and said "damn..." and bit her lip
>>18089657Mercedes, please show some self control
deadass, Mortos being a shoot lawyer is one of the most based things to happen
Big Guns Cash should go solo, with Big Stokely as his manager.
Why does Mortos look way skinnier in the social media photos with emojis covering his face? Everyone he’s on TV he looks like a wide boy
>>18089657For $500
What is, Mercedes Moné's cardiac workout routine these days ?
>>18089679I think the gear makes him look chunkier
>>18089673Trying to get out of that King Minos labyrinth contract
>>18089675Luv Renee's droopy tits
To me is Queen Aminata, the cody inside me can't control himself when she's on tv
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>>18089667she a cutie sicko
>>18089673He should incorporate it into his character like Britt did with being a dentist.
>The Beast Mortos, E-S-Q
>>18089679The mask adds mass
>>18089673If Stephen P New ever sues me, I will hire Beast Mortos to defend me
Well, at least we know Hanger can communicate with Mortos in the ring
>>18089699Why would you hire a lawyer? You could probably beat him in court representing yourself.
>>18089675When did Renee get meaty arms?
>>18089705When they let the other meaty arms bitch go.
>>18089691For me, it was her and Thekla stiffing each other
>>18089705aging mother, many cases.
it's based tho.
>>18089659EL EJECUTADOR ADAM PAGE BASADO
>>18089708>DashaMy meatstress
>>18089702WHEN HANGMAN WAS A YOUNG BOY, EVEYR SIUMMER 6 MINOTAURS WOULD COME TO WORK ON HIS FAMILY TOBACCO FARM.................
>Come back from the ads on Max
>Stream is 144p
Son of a bitch
>>18089705To choke Mox when he gets naughty
I think I’ve seen enough of Aubrey Edwards for one night
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>>18089721meaty mamí
I will never accept that new skinny bitch they got on Collision ring announcing
can NOT get it
That tornado dive is badass
That was a good ass 'rana from Hanger.
Statlander deserves to be pregnant
>>18089763not yet.................
