Thread 18089196

Kota Ibushi’s In-Ring Return & 4-Way Matches Set the Stage For The Men's And Women's Casino Gauntlet At All In Texas!...
AEW Dynamite live TONIGHT! from The Accesso ShoWare Center in Kent, Wa
8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming on MAX!

>Kota Ibushi vs. Trent Beretta
>The Alpha Konosuke Takeshita vs. Mark Briscoe vs. Roderick Strong vs. ROH World Champion Bandido (Winner Gets #1 Spot in Casino Gauntlet at All In Texas)
>Willow Nightingale vs. ROH Women's Champion Athena vs. Thunder Rosa vs. Kris Statlander (Winner Gets #1 Spot in Casino Gauntlet at All In Texas)
>AEW World Tag Team Champions The Hurt Syndicate Will Appear Live!
>And More!

** 17 Days Out From All In Texas **

Briscoe vs MJF would be a cool program

Are Kevin Knight and LA Knight related?

WEHURRPEEPO

the kike is overrated af

>>18089211
brothas from anotha motha

Based Mark

KEEEEEEEEK

>>18089211
YEAH

Mark Briscoe legit has a 160 IQ

>I'D WANT TO BE AROUND BIG BLACK COCK TOO
WHAT THE FUCK LOL

Wtf was that I'm fucking lmaoing

Briscoe based

KOSHER PICKLE!?!

>Bobby broke from that
lmao

Justified kosher pickle chants

>>18089226
This was before all the bumps btw

>hang out with these fellas too
WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THAT?

Briscoe has a 16 incher frfr

>>18089196 (OP)
they should not make fun of small penis

>empathy chants
>bbc jokes

The word of the day is?

I was just gonna say I wish more wrestlers would shoot on Max being a Jew like Juice Robinson did, and then Mark drops the kosher pickle line
KEK!

>>18089234
>He's still corpsing

kosher pickle has entered my vernacular

Better promo than cena/punk

Holy fuck wwe is dead

>>18089254
>kosher pickle has entered my vernacular

>kosher pickle
add it to the list

>>18089237

>>18089245
he said it was empathy

>>18089260
>the jew is afraid of kosher pickle catching on
sorry rabbi but you're just gonna have to deal with it

What do you guys think about the Dynamite redesign a year later?

Psychoanalyst Mark Briscoe is based

>>18089268
I miss her ex boyfriend.

>>18089269
I like that the show is more colorful. Show was hard to watch when it was just black gold and grey.

BASEDIDO

Goddamn they let Roddy off his chair

MY BOY

LETS GO TAKE

Takeshita has the best WCW Thunder like music

Take's music always hypes me up

I envy Rodericks because he have a good wife...

>>18089278
He's no Hologram thoughbeit

>>18089266
you're the rabbi

>guy wearing an AEW hat
It's catching on

>>18089287
Yes, it is quite based

I love Bandido

>>18089287
this looks nothing like yuka

>>18089305
that pic just reminded me that women are obsessed with height

>>18089305
holy cute

>>18089305
Excited to go see her wrestle with TJPW All In weekend, hope she shows up in the Womens Rumble.

>>18089305
>Yuka

RODDY RUNNING WILD

>>18089310
unfortunately for you

>>18089305
Don't joshi fans get absolutely assblasted when one of the girls gets hitched?

>>18089305
You think Yuka pegs Takeshita?

>>18089305
When I thought he couldn't get anymore based Takeshita is a Hag Chad.

>>18089287
True. It sounds more like a theme instead of trying to be a song.
Thats what I like about japanese themes aswell

>>18089326
based

>>18089320
It's a weeb thing
It happens in anime too

>>18089305
What's so magical about Yuka?

>>18089320
Not if they are true fans. I would still fuck her even if she is married.

>>18089324
takeshtia wears the strap on and pegs her. for semen retention for maximum gains

>>18089296
Of course it is. It's a Chad look.

>>18089331
She bought her pants from a genie

>>18089326
You can tell he almost tried not to laugh kek

>>18089336
Don't post pictures of me

>>18089305
Why the japanese wrestlers only married other japanese people?

>>18089296
Wearing any form of clothing with the AEW logo is based

>>18089326
How can anyone not be a fan of this man?

Which one of you is that in the sleeveless red shirt?

>>18089326
Me when I enter a Slopdown gamethread and everyone in it is miserable

>>18089341
because the welsh are selfish lovers

What ever happened to Bandito's busty hermana?

>>18089341
There's no (((Hollywood))) in Japan

>>18089341
Why wouldn't they be?

>>18089328
Most of the recent ones kinda suck. Shota and Heat Storm have decent ones, but they're a shadow of the old themes. Someone force the NJPW song writers to listen to SRW music for 50 hours. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pA4v9ZpVzc

>>18089277
Don't you remember the very first Dynamites tho? where they had a rainbow flourish of colour to the Black/White/Gold scheme

>>18089340
Tony quit stealing my story ideas, or pay me. I will show up at All In wearing a Spiderman mask and the new Ricochet Anime Admiral shirt, just sign me as the new janitor that is on the booking committee.

Who do you guys think is winning the women's spot for the casino gauntlet? I'm rooting for Stat, but as long as it isn't Rosa, I'm happy.

>>18089358
source of that pic?

>>18089341
Chono is married to a german and he is the most japanese wrestler of all time.

>>18089341
To not ruin their heritage.

>>18089341
Language, culture and familial pressure.

bandido deserves a big push. he is their top luchador

holy based take suplex

a 3 way match between Okada, Omega and Takeshita would be dimes

Based Takeshita

>>18089305
Take needs to breed with a big strong meaty woman like Statlander or Bayne
for the good of humanity

>>18089359
Leana Lovings is the bespectacled chick.

Great crowd tonight

FUCKIN A, teach these devils, Soup!!!

Take too based
Cant believe hes not able to get his wife on TV tho

Best Blue Thunder Bomb in the business!

BANDIDO KINO

Takeshita is so fucking amazing

BOO, robbing my nigga Takeshita a win.

Great crowd tonight but needed more Buddy.

>Briscoe actually won
BASED

Not a fan of 4 way matches usually but this has been pretty good

>>18089341
Same reason the Yakuza never let Hitomi Tanaka get blacked

Based Chicken

Watching this match makes me both appreciate Mark and realize how much I miss Jay

bandido is smol but hes stronk

based briscoe
he deserves the #1 spot for his promo

the triller guys are like 20 seconds ahead of the TBS stream?

*****

Takeshitabros...

BASED DEM BOYS

>>18089386
I used to fap so much to this bitch before she hit the wall

>>18089353
They do? Did they get new writers?

>Adam Cole with actual definition
rare sight.

KRIS BUTTLANDER

>>18089396
I'm on Sling and it always feels like I'm behind compared to everyone

COLLISION IS TOMORROW NIGHT OH SHIT

I hope Adam loses the title tommorow

My wife Statlander better win this.

>Hangman vs Mortos is the Main Event
Something is happening, but also, CEO has some crazy pull

Statlanders entrance (especially the video) is fucking kino

>>18089409
same brother

>>18089406
he's been (slowly) getting more muscle

WTF IS THE MAIN EVENT AND WHY IS BILLIE WALKING LIKE THAT?

KRIS SEXLANDER

>>18089409
Same.

Athena finally getting some Dynamite time

Billie Starks is the perfect regretful fuck

Gotta love that big booty Asslander

Stats animation intro is badass

Billie Starkz looks like a young trailer park mom who trades food stamps and handjobs for meth money.

billie starks has the worst body possible

>>18089404
I have no idea, it could just be the wrestlers are less hands on than they used to be, or they're just cheaping out, who knows.

Death Riders really need Kris to join them?

>>18089410
>mfw Real Madrid plays tomorrow at 8p CST
I'll only be able to watch the first hour bros. I need to watch Los Blancos

Love Billie's trailer park looking outfit

>>18089396
I am speaking to you from the future

Billy is pure unprotected teenage pregnancy sex.

Yo, that latina in the crowd clapping to Willow music can get it

I'm a simple man
I see Athena, I kneel

rosa is cringe

>>18089436
this is a Barcelona board

Willow looks like one of those sassy fat black women in the whole body deodorant ads

>>18089446
naw, you are!

another AEW qt fan during Willow's entrance there
Many Cases!

Rosa feels like she's on the "we'll give you a chance" run, because the division feels like it outgrew her years ago.

>>18089420
>>18089424
That's how we get rewarded for actually paying our hard earned shekels to watch our sicko wrestling, lagging behind the freeloaders.

Passionate unprotected sex with Willow or Statlander. Toughest choice a man can face.

>>18089418
probably gonna be another death riders run in

>>18089448
But ponder the aroma

i thought billie challenged athena for the belt and lost? why are they still together?

Rosa is hideous

Statlander's gear is same color scheme as Death Riders....

Jesus Christ its like a battle of the negative dime mids

>>18089419
It's very female body/amazon worship coded like Bayne's entrance
I enjoy it

>>18089418
MAIN EVENT MORTOS

>>18089447
We're actually a man u board. (City is acceptable if you're Kazu however)

>>18089454
>got an underwhelming return at last years All In
>misses this years All In due to injury
Poor Jamie

I guess Rosa isnt gonna take the chaps off?

>>18089454
>Never have Scooby Doo Hayter solve the case of what's that poking out of my pants

>>18089437
>>18089441

Athena owes me sex

>>18089468
She will late tonight for her stepson

>>18089436
only blanco you need to worry about is El Toro Blanco GET THESE HEARNS PENDEJO

>>18089465
nah we’re Fulham til we die

I remember thinking Athena was cringe, then she managed to not get mogged by Pac vs Claudio on an RoH ppv and I became a fan. Wild how things can move so fast.

NOW FREE HER FROM THE HONOR ZONE FOR GOOD TONY.

>>18089463
Oops, wrong thread
>>18085855

I miss the pip

Willow will 100% win it.
Tony won't miss the chance to start the gauntlet match with a pop. Screenshot this

Is there ever a woman’s 4 way match in AEW that doesn’t involve a tower of doom corner spot?

>>18089418
>Mortos fucked his way to a better push
BASADO

>>18089476
RUSH as a singles champ in AEW would be based unironically

>>18089470
>prom night mom night

>>18089196 (OP)
Darby is returning tonight. Anyone drop that yet?

>>18089493
The broken English promos would be great

>>18089487
Kek got that pig bastard

>>18089487
The statement can be true in both scenarios my faggot tranny friend. All womens wrestling outside Toni/Mino kino is garbage.

>>18089496
Here have the gif

I wish buddy got the mortos push.

>>18089499
GET THE HORNS PERRO CABRON

>>18089483
We left Fullham when Kazu spent an entire day reminding Tony he's a city fan during the first forbidden door. Because it was so fucking funny.

Lower your HIV risk BY NOT HAVING ASS SEX WITH MEN.

Billie Starks looks like a side character from My Name is Earl

DYNAMITE 300 IS STACKED BROS
WE FEAST

MINA TETAS

Why Collision is tomorrow?

>>18089498
To save Hangman?

ill take Mercedes being the champ if Mina is TBS champion

MINA VS MONE

>>18089503
ty bb

>>18089521
nascar

>>18089521
I guess because of the WWE show this Saturday?

I NEED a Billie Starksesque wife, bros.

>>18089498
AEW insider in the house?

>Thunder Rosa and Britt Baker use to be stars
Remember this?

>Mina vs Mercedes
I fucking love AEW so much

>Cowboy vs a Bull
kek

I wonder if anyone will interfere in this match

>>18089521
Probably some stupid Yankee sports shit on Saturday on TBS/TNT that would pre empt it

>>18089537
Don’t remind us

Ngl Mina is way more entertaining and wrestles better than Iyo Sky

Thunder Rosa is such a shitter holy shit

>>18089533
it's because of Nascar coverage on Turner channels

God I hate women so much they are so sloppy and unathletic

>>18089534
dios mio

Welp this is falling apart quickly

>>18089555
That makes more sense

>>18089552
I really don't want to see her anymore

Thunder Rosa always seems like she's sandbagging. She is such an afterthought at this point

>>18089521
Night of Champions on Saturday

>Justin's look when Billie came running towards him
Hilarious

sick suplex

kek great Billie react shot there

Yuta starting a woman beater gimmick

>Wheeler Puta feuding with women and getting squashed

has there ever been a bigger KWAB?

MARINA ERECT NIPS ON MY SCREEN

BUENO

I wish Shafir would Death Ride me

Marina approves

MOTHER MARINA
HELLA NIPPED OUT

>>18089515
Damn my boy Jeff Cobb Mateo looking dimes as fuck.

Based match

Is Wheeler Yuta in the womens division now?

does Statlander really need to be in the Death Riders?

>every time a man is about to attack a woman he fails and gets beat up instead
Its so predictable

Does this mean Kris is going to have erect nipples like Marina too

>>18089575
Marina is NOT for sexuals

>>18089581
you tell me

>>18089582
they are NOT permitted in All Elite Wrestling

I'm unironically incredibly here for Christian and Yung Bussin.

>>18089533
>>18089564
It's not even at the same hour

>>18089590
So you dont know?

Will my waifu Thekla be on Collision tomorrow?

>>18089584
Someone needs to keep an eye on Marina and Mox

>Mortos starts dating Sasha Banks
>Suddenly main eventing a Dynamite
Lol

>>18089584
Maybe it's a swerve and Shayna Baszler shows up at All In to take out Statlander

main event mortos

I'm going to get a Yuta haircut

>>18089596
if you only knew

When Marina is not on screen then views should be asking “Where’s Marina?”

>>18089599
Probably

>>18089608
No that's my Holy Lord Taichi.

>>18089599
T
A
P

>>18089586
Jay White was successful in hitting women

>>18089601
Beast Mortos pulling a reverse Triple H with ceo

>>18089594
>Starts at noon
Fuck WWE and their blood contract with Saudi Arabia.

>>18089614
Mox and Kenny did it too

>>18089613
Tiny Austrian penis?

>>18089600
is Mox a foot Chad?

>>18089594
I just checked the listing for TNT, they're showing Nascar

>>18089602
Could be based

>>18089615
He's not like that

Renee looking old and haggard as usual

>>18089587
YES HAHAHA YESSSSS

>D*x on my screen
Not a 10/10 show anymore

I demand big stoke wrestle more. He's always dimes when he does.

>>18089586
Kenny gets away with it

>>18089611
You just KNOW Mone is getting thicker because Mortos has been feeding her delicious Mexican food on the regular

>>18089635
>Hardy had his own faction
I forgot about this

HANGER

The Hangster

>>18089633
worked by big dax the axe

Hangmeister

OH SHIT IT'S MORTOS BLANCO

Is Mortos Blanco stronger?

sex with the beast mortos

HOLA

MI NOMBRE ES HANGMAN

ME GUSTAN TETAS LATINAS

>>18089623
He likes "tough" women

>>18089657
We're on to you Mercedes

RUSH really cant call himself el tor =o blanco no more. You team with a literal white bullman now dude

King Sue owes me sex

My wife just walked in during Beast Mortos ring walk...she goes "who is that?". I told her Beast Mortos...she bit her lip and said "damn..." and bit her lip

>>18089657
Mercedes, please show some self control

deadass, Mortos being a shoot lawyer is one of the most based things to happen

Big Guns Cash should go solo, with Big Stokely as his manager.

NEW THREAD
>>18089677
>>18089677
>>18089677
>>18089677
>>18089677

Why does Mortos look way skinnier in the social media photos with emojis covering his face? Everyone he’s on TV he looks like a wide boy

>>18089657
For $500
What is, Mercedes Moné's cardiac workout routine these days ?

>>18089679
I think the gear makes him look chunkier

>>18089673
Trying to get out of that King Minos labyrinth contract

>>18089675
Luv Renee's droopy tits

To me is Queen Aminata, the cody inside me can't control himself when she's on tv

>>18089667
she a cutie sicko

>>18089673
He should incorporate it into his character like Britt did with being a dentist.
>The Beast Mortos, E-S-Q

>>18089679
The mask adds mass

>>18089673
If Stephen P New ever sues me, I will hire Beast Mortos to defend me

Well, at least we know Hanger can communicate with Mortos in the ring

>>18089699
Why would you hire a lawyer? You could probably beat him in court representing yourself.

>>18089675
When did Renee get meaty arms?

>>18089705
When they let the other meaty arms bitch go.

>>18089691
For me, it was her and Thekla stiffing each other

>>18089705
aging mother, many cases.
it's based tho.

>>18089659
EL EJECUTADOR ADAM PAGE BASADO

>>18089708
>Dasha
My meatstress

>>18089702
WHEN HANGMAN WAS A YOUNG BOY, EVEYR SIUMMER 6 MINOTAURS WOULD COME TO WORK ON HIS FAMILY TOBACCO FARM.................

>Come back from the ads on Max
>Stream is 144p
Son of a bitch

>>18089705
To choke Mox when he gets naughty

I think I’ve seen enough of Aubrey Edwards for one night

>>18089721
meaty mamí
I will never accept that new skinny bitch they got on Collision ring announcing
can NOT get it

That tornado dive is badass

That was a good ass 'rana from Hanger.

DARBY INCOMING

Statlander deserves to be pregnant

>>18089763
not yet.................

>>18089763
Not tonight.

Hangerbros