>Kicked out of every promotion he's ever been a part of
>Will discard his perceived morals and values if he gets paid enough
>Sows dissension and conflict everywhere he goes
>Hated by all but people are forced to tolerate him
>Virtue signals and pretends he's the good guy but really is the villain in earnest
>Latches on to anything current/trendy to try to stay relevant
>Nothing is ever his fault. Its always some boogeyman denying his right to his exist
>Is sociopathic in his behavior and will be quick to make you out to be some existential thread to get himself over
>Dickrides Bret Hart, the patron saint of obnoxious resentful overrated shitters
>Claims to be straight edge but takes ambien to sleep, ingests caffeine and there's a photo circulating online of him partying with a beer in his hand
>Creeps on young female talent
>Tries to get attention and sympathy with this weird "dog dad" persona by parading around his ugly sewer rat, Larry.

Fuck Phil.

>>18103648 (OP)
But but but he's there to make money, not friends

fake straight edge faggot clearly uses HGH
Jeff Hardy exposed him for using ambien too

>>18103663
He's definitely on TRT/HGH. Look how much his traps and shoulders blew up over the last few months

>>18103648 (OP)
Ironically cry him a river

>>18103648 (OP)
Jeff Hardy, Teddy Hart, Hangman, and Mox were right about him.

>>18103686
so was R Truth

>>18103663
>fake straight edge faggot clearly uses HGH
Why would he? That's dangerous and retarded as fuck when he should have the cash to get much better stuff that is harder to detect.
But yeah he obviously juices. And still looks weak as fuck.

>worships Bret Hart
>mean to kids
The Hitman would hate him

>>18103717
Nah Bret loves Punk because he finally found someone as resentful and spiteful as he is. Gret still hate goldberg even though it clearly was an accident

>>18103659
Phil is unironically the worst wrestler of the last 30 years

>>18103648 (OP)
I have to say, today, and the past week or so has been Punk Hater's Christmas. But today more than anything. My God.

>>18103648 (OP)
>Big leagued a little kid

Okay but unironically why would he accept working in Saudi given his infamous tweet against it? He literally tried to brush it off recently by saying "Oh it was about Miz" but you CANNOT fucking cover how precise the "blood money covered dick" part is. Hey may as well have said a slur against them. Like, imagine if they had that particular tour kr whatever in Africa, and said "I'm sure you'll feel safe with the world's strongest security being adolescents with guns!" What the FUCK else could it mean other than being against that country's history specifically? Did he seriously think we could forget that part? It was more than just Miz. Unless Punk was so spiteful to Miz in the moment that he was so willingly to (supposedly) villanize a country just to try to dunk on him. That'd just make him look even more childish. But I mean the situation is the same either way, and there is still truth in every lie, especially now given how those turban tossers keep fighting LOL
It just makes no sense from any standpoint and seriously paints Phil in a bad light. Even some normies are saying it's hypocritical.

>>18103648 (OP)
Whats worse? Getting treated like a bitch in UFC or sucking that dick in Saudi?

>>18104451
He's a complete fucking asshole for that

>>18103648 (OP)
>Quitting isnt kicked out but you prolly think Cornette was fired everywhere too
>Everyones got a plan til they add another zero on the check, you would too
>Yes retards exist
>see above
>Everyone is out for themselves, sorry you had to find this out today
>I dont think latching on to a big paycheck is anything new but go off sweety
>He wrestles, anything not involving a wrestling match is irrelevant to anything
>This line was too stupid to even be funny about
>Hating Bret Hart is a bold but stupid choice
>Whoa a beer, call ripley
>Sorry hes not a faggot like you
>Hating on a dog for free 4chan upvotes

4/10 didnt even make me chuckle

>>18104562
Triple H has him by the balls

>>18105301
Getting paid alot of money or getting paid alot of money, gosh anon you sure did get him with this post lol

>>18105312
stop chasing wrestlers in airports and calling females by their real names you fuckin weirdo

>>18105335
Phil won't fuck you, faggot.

>>18104562
>>18105337
No one has anyone by the balls. The big names that go over get a check separate from their contract. They get watches and cars and swag and gift bags filled with all sorts of expensive shit. It’s the biggest single day pay day he’s ever gotten in his life. You think he wouldn’t walk that tweet back and shake his ass for that? The guy is in his 50’s and has 0 other career options. Are you all fuckin retards?

>>18103703
Detect by what? WWE is not a sport, they have no 3rd party forcing them to drug test. The wellness policy is an internal action that started in the aftermath of bad publicity. That’s ancient history. They pick and choose what to fry someone for when it comes to wellness policy violations. It’s a tool they use to fire guys with cause. No has seen the contract so we don’t even know if there is clauses for guys above a certain age using TRT and HGH under Dr’s supervision. The last time they even suspended someone for a month was 5 years ago and it was 2 guys they wanted to fire without paying them the rest of their contract (Joe & Andrade).
You think no one has used drugs or steroids in half a decade?

>>18103701
it's funny how ron in wwe was given this comedy gimmick for so long yet still looked more like a wrestler than phil ever did.

>>18105468
Matt Riddle never failed a drug test in 6 years. The wellness policy is a facking joke.

>>18105406
If Punk had any integrity he would've stood his fucking ground and upheld any supposed morals he tries to claim to have. How soulless are you to be such a whore for money? I know you couldn't pay me any kind of money, even billions, to step foot in any shithole in the middle east. And Punk is a MILLIONAIRE. What fucking need would he have for money? Are YOU stupid?

>4/10 didnt even make me chuckle

>>18105673
what if matt is a closeted straight edge guy?

>>18103659
He's making less money than he was just 2 years ago kek

>>18103659
Technically he's there to make money along with them. If they all (the wrestlers) weren't making money then he would also not be making any money.

This is why camaraderie has more value than selfishness. Wrestlers are parasites who feed off of each other.

>>18103648 (OP)
>Kicked out of every promotion he's ever been a part of
>Will discard his perceived morals and values if he gets paid enough
>Nothing is ever his fault. Its always some boogeyman denying his right to his exist
>Is sociopathic in his behavior and will be quick to make you out to be some existential thread [sic] to get himself over
These sound like Cornette

>>18103648 (OP)
>there's a photo circulating online of him partying with a beer in his hand
This I gotta see.

ITT: Wannabe SMarks getting worked

>>18105968
He’s a 50 something that has never made a dime in any other industry. He never got the massive payday other guys got, he just missed that huge round of contracts guys got after he left. For reference Baron Corbin made more per year at the end than Punk made in his first run. He’s an independent contractor and everything comes out of his pocket. Health insurance, travel. He was unemployed for a decade in the middle of his life and lived off of what he made the prior decade. Being a MILLIONAIRE isn’t as much money as you must think it is. It also means you’re taxed at the highest rate. He bought a very expensive house after his AEW signing and then got fired and lost almost half of the money he was expecting. He makes less in WWE than he does in AEW by 30 percent. He would be insane to not take the Saudi money. No one has ever turned down going. Maybe Sami but he may have never have been invited. Same with Daniel Bryan. Maybe Bryan actually did turn it down.
It’s easy to talk about morals and integrity when you have no skin in the game and you don’t have to worry about massive bills. You also may consider tweeting something at the Miz because you’re seething may not be indicative of your actual moral stance in a subject.

>>18106221
Too many of his texts have leaked where he talks about sniffing coke and he’s constantly talking about weed.
>>18107492
I’ve never seen the picture anon is talking about but he’s said in interviews he’s drank beers and a shot of whiskey or bourbon or something with Harley Race at one of the BBQ’s because Harley called him a pussy. Should be able to google it.

>>18107574
>Being a MILLIONAIRE isn’t as much money as you must think it is.
Stopped reading here. You're a retard. If such logic is true, then let me be a millionaire by tomorrow with money to wipe my sorrows! Fucking idiot.

>>18107549
>Phil Internet Defense Force
Can't imagine a worse thing to do online

>>18103659
a true capitalist hero

more like cm punk ass bitch lmao

>>18103726
if Phil and Bret were in the same locker room and Bret heard Punk was being shitty to kids Bret would absolutely call him out for it at some point

>>18103648 (OP)
he was raped as well

>>18108127
popped me

>>18105549
Honestly if R Truth was able to do his Ron Killings gimmick unfiltered like it was in TNA/NWA he'd be mega dimes

>>18105301
>this guy beat up the Bucks with an injured arm
Lmao

>>18108163
>beat up the Bucks
he sucker punched Matt

>>18107492
literally everything about cm punk is a lie

>>18103648 (OP)
The CM stands for CRUSHING MAMY JEWS

>>18108089
Look at that little rat shit dog

>>18108168
he beat the dogshit out of both Bucks at the same time, there's no need to sugarcoat

>>18109259
and then everybody clapped

>>18109259
Ace Steel did. Punk just did a sucker punch like a pussy ass bitch

>>18108089
poor larry

>>18103648 (OP)
Laughing at Punk for bending the knee like a bitch is based, but a whole general dedicated to his residency in your mind is cringe as fuck.

>>18109259
He beat the shit out of two bitch made twinks who probably never had a fight in their life nor have even trained to fight
wow...what a bad ass

kek

>>18103648 (OP)
bump

>>18113200
He didn't do shit. Philcels are coping. By all accounts he sucker punched Matt, then he got the jumped by Nick while Omega was trying to save the dog. Ace then jumped in and was put into a headlock by Omega and Ace bit his arm before they were separated.

Phil isn't capable of damaging or knocking anybody. He literally sucker punched Jungle Boy and the kid barely flinched.

>>18103648 (OP)
Why doesn't he wear shirts like this any more?

>>18103701
wow LOL

>>18115667
reminder Phil never pulled any shit like this while Hanger was in the vicinity. Or Mox.

>>18107486
Birds of a feather flock together

>>18103648 (OP)
>AEWtists are still having a melty because Punk won
hahahahahahahaha

>>18105335
He didn't quit. He walked out but was still under contract, before WWE fired him

I don't hate Phil, but I do hate what he represents: He is the embodiment of every entitled twat who thinks that because they've had some hardship the world permanently owes them something, who constantly screeches for other people to do better while refusing to practice it, and who refuses to apologize for who they are and therefore extends it to never apologizing for anything ever.

I mean, it's in the guy's gimmick: he's a punk. And identifying as a punk is one of the stupidest things you can do in 2025. It's not that one day they'll all eventually grow up and trade safety pin earrings for a tie. It's that they all love money, they all love power, they all reserve the right to shit on people they deem shitty. They aren't special or nuanced or enlightened. They aren't good enough to change the game, they're just whiny it's not their turn.

Guys like Phil and his legions aren't rebelling against the system, they're rebelling against the fact that they aren't in charge of it.

>>18117276
Pigtards like you aren't nearly smart enough to know who won what, let alone participate in this conversation.

>>18117542
Something that doesn't get highlighted enough that I always thought was stupid was Phil acting like walking out wasn't a big deal and then acting shocked they fired him. Of course doing it on his wedding day was completely on purpose and a shitty asshole move, but what did he expect?

That being said, it's also pretty obvious he thought he was pulling an Austin in 2002 and they could just cool off and reconcile down the line.

>>18117207
Only person's face he got in was Ryan Nemeth's and even he could beat up Phil.

He also knew Joe is a class act so he could go hide next to him, but man, Joe should've shoot whooped his ass in front of London for being such a cunt.

>>18107712
Why aren’t you a millionaire?
There’s people working at Costco that can have a million in the bank. Shit is not that hard. If you had any money during Covid you could have put it into anything at all during the olandemic and doubled your money. They gave out free money for years for bitcoin. Why do you think 1 million dollars is some sort of Uncle Scrooge never ending money bank?

>>18107436
And this is where Corn on the nod get's Russo's words twisted. Dude says shitstain hates wrestling and wrestlers. Russo actually hates the BUSINESS of WRES-SUH-LING, not the wrestlers and the friends he made along the way.

Jim will defend the business with his dying breath all while being passive on his opinions of

>superly
>pat patterson
>grizzly smith (I didn't know! I wasn't even there!)
>New Jack (rot in hell)

...etc.


>This is why camaraderie has more value than selfishness. Wrestlers are parasites who feed off of each other.


This quote needs to be put in stone and placed in the front of every lockerroom the wrestlers go into before they lace their boots.

>Captcha: 4PTDY

>>18117683
>hating on based New Jack
Kys

>>18117670
alright faggot you obviously read the future on these big payouts fucking psychic, so what's the next one I should waste money on?

>>18117690
you first. then you get to meet your hero

>>18117708
The next time there is a worldwide pandemic buy Pfizer, AstraZeneca and Teva (the one based in Tel Aviv). Invest in fucking simple simon shit your grandmother would buy like GE and IBM. I got Apple for 68 bucks a share and it’s 200 right now. GE was 30 dollars and it’s 250. God bless the plandemic. You don’t have to be Warren Buffett to buy low and sell high. Maybe stop letting them Vaxx you too. You’re already seemingly retarded because you haven’t figured out how to draw a dime.

>>18117787
You're a bit stupid aren't you?

How can Phil justify this photo now that he went to Saudi Arabia?

>>18118131
If he didn't have double standards, he'd have no standards.

>>18107486
yeah they're both malignant narcissist dickhead man-children with batshit insane wives who won't bare them children

>>18117710
I've already met Trump

>>18118131
Humankind can justify anything.

>>18119901
heros. not heels

>>18118131
Phils a narcist in his mind he can do know wrong
its everyone else who's wrong about him
he's just as retarded as his fanbase

>>18103648 (OP)
>phil hate general
Why does this guy live rent free in /pw/‘s head so much. ffs

>>18105406
>The guy is in his 50’s and has 0 other career options
He only joined WWE/TKO because he wants an announcing job with UFC. He's not about to get on the wrong side of TKO by refusing to go to Saudi Arabia.

>>18121081
Hello newfag

>>18121081
could be worse
could be defending him and his tiny dick

did punk change the culture bros?

>>18103648 (OP)
I will never understand how this faggot ever got popular. Hope Paul keeps humiliating him on a weekly basis. It's been amazing.

>>18105335
>Everyones got a plan til they add another zero on the check, you would too

>>18121100
Yeah, he’s obviously angling for a long term gig that’s not dragging his brittle body in the ring. He tried running the B show in AEW and it was a flop. I’ve actually listened to him announcing Cage Fury and the thing is, he’s kind of annoying. It’s like how the horse looking woman AEW ref always seems like she’s trying to get herself over and being distracting? That’s what he’s like on the mic. There’s 0 chance he does UFC though. Not with his history with the company. Dana dislikes him and has a bad taste in his mouth. Rogan clowned him before he even fought. It’s just the wrong direction. You don’t have to be experienced or even good at what you’re announcing but it sure helps. That little guy Ernie does the studio show for NBA on TNT and he’s beloved but all the other guys are ex-NBA.

>>18121393
I think it's funny that even other wrestlers asides from Punk know how fucked Saudi is and either just choose to ignore it for the work or payday or genuinely (worst case scenario) indifferent to it.

>>18103648 (OP)
>existential thread

Hello saaar

>>18121393
He made being 2 faced cool again

>>18103648 (OP)
>>Tries to get attention and sympathy with this weird "dog dad" persona by parading around his ugly sewer rat, Larry.
Don't forget floating out the bullshit story that The Bucks kicked down the door, er I eman kicked the door open and it swung and hit my poor widdle doggy woggy in his teefy weefys :((((
SHAMELESS attempts at lies to garner sympathy

>>18121081
It started as a joke. Even in places like /tew/ general, we used to book Punk in humiliating angles because there was always some schizo indie mark who worshipped him and would get upset about it.
When he went to AEW, these guys were celebrating like Jesus Christ himself had returned. And obviously that turned out to be a bad fit but in order to accept that, you have to accept that AEW is fallible and ultimately mismanaged probably their biggest draw. And the indie schizo marks who used to cry that people lightly mocked Punk now cry that people lightly mock AEW, the indie schizo mark promotion.
There's a fine line between love and hate, and the reason they hate him so much is because he was their hero. They believed in him and his character and now feel let down that CM Punk is a fictional character and that Phil Brooks is an actor and entertainer who is trying to make money.
As I say, they're marks. They think wrestling is real. Not the in ring stuff, but they really think HHH was some power hungry guy who used to book himself. They thought David Starr was "the Bernie Sanders of wrestling" for real and honestly believed all that shit. They don't understand they're watching actors playing a role.

>>18123250
its hilarious how AEW fans found out in real time that Punk was never this anti-fed paragon of virtue that they thought of in their head. he was never the voice of the voiceless. He was just a bitter WWE guy who left because they didn't push him to the moon.

>>18103648 (OP)
so what you're saying is that he's the jew of wrestling

>>18121393
his WWE backstage appearance was embarrassing and we all laughed at him on /asp/ for it. The "change the culture" line was very cringeworthy and Miz rightly made fun of him for it

>>18121368
I can't imagine ever being a CM Punk fan after this. Seriously what kind of turbo smark low-life redditor would ever be a fan of the guy in 2025. They must be the lowest of the low

Both his run in aew - carried by mjf - and his latest in wwe - carried by cena and mcIntyre - are dogshit kwab

>>18124362
Yep. Same with Rhodes Codenberg.

>>18124698
>t. has no idea what he's talking about

>>18103701
kek

>>18103686
>Jeff Hardy
I don't think he dislikes anyone but Phil
that says a lot to me about what a sack of shit Phil really is

>>18126694
Everyone hates Phil. I bet you he's secretly divorced.

>>18118131
Literal sociopath. Buries Saudi boy then gives the teen girls attention lmao. Cawdy is also a sociopath.

it's over

>>18103648 (OP)
you should really stop seething over this faggot, it seems like a huge waste of time and energy

>>18124653
>carried by mjf
lol

The only good thing Phil did in AEW was the Eddie Kingston feud, of all things.

>>18129254
oof gonna take a miracle for Punk to lose KWABOTY 2025

>>18129254
Tonybros we're eatin' good tonight