I get knocked down but I get up again 4th of July Special Edition

(The Captain just keeps WINNING and has let it be known that she is coming for the gold! What gold is she after? Nobody knows but we do know that the Captain 'rimains CUTE and SEXO as we sail along with the Captain towards a championship match and celebrate the United States of Ame'rica's birthday!)

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Special Edition Chumbawamba Thread Theme: https://youtu.be/2H5uWRjFsGc?si=ddy9i9GWvDpbd9ky

Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

>>18157926 (OP)
Kairi is cute

>>18157926 (OP)
You fucked up, should have used the face sitting 'ri

Big hair 'ri

'ri

Coming for all your gold

>>18157926 (OP)
Very sexy player

>>18158193
Love big hair 'ri. Will she ever make a comeback?

>>18157926 (OP)
I think Evolution 2 would sell more tickets if they advertised a live performance of Blue Starboard by 'ri.

>>18160116
I would go fr. Atlanta is a half a days drive from me

SeX With Kairi

>>18160131
>Atlanta is a half a days drive from me
my condolences

>>18160139
When will Shawn and Hunter come to their senses and give us Kairi versus Tater again, but in a singles format?

>>18161147
That sort of dream match needs a build-up... why is Tatum still stuck in NXT purgatory :(

I LOVE MY PIRATE PRINCESS!!!!!!!!!!!

I know Kairi is a pirate, but I just laughed thinking about a joshi New Jack gimmick. I nominate Kairi for the position.

>>18161459
Many are saying this

School girl 'ri

Kairi & Iyo are lovers

The Captain is on Evolution?

>>18157926 (OP)
'ri like that?

>>18161580
Very focused, no nonsense players

>>18161606
Ohhh nice who's she fighting?

>>18157926 (OP)
>I get knocked down but I get up again
Kairi is literally me

>>18162100
Kairi is the Naruto of wrestling

>>18157926 (OP)
Happy America day weekend Kairiburgers!

>>18162083
She's on the poster at least

>>18161147
would be a freaky match
>>18161367
it's weird because taters is based

>>18161606
>>18162083
I'd assume if nothing else, she's in the battle royal

>>18162100
>>18162635
the chumbawumba?
>>18162642
Based.
Love America
Love Burgers
Love Freedom
Love 'ri
Hate bongs

>>18162642
CUTE!

>>18157926 (OP)
But how about when she's knocked up?

>>18164460
batman's dick don't work

>>18164460
Batman is shooting blanks.

>>18164329
>Kairi after injuring a roastie

>>18165227
Nah 'ri just has eternal eggs. They're waiting for after her big title run

We're half-way to Christmas!

>>18165132
>>18165227
I believe anon was referring to me

Two more days for Monday Night 'ri
Roxie vs the Captain? What do you think lads?

>>18166657
No matter who wins, I hope the smol cuties have fun!

>>18166657
Are they really finna wrestle?

>>18167051
>>18166657
Roxy was pretty decent with Kairi and willing to work stiff and she took that retarded alabama slam better than other girls. idk why Kairi keep using that move, it looks like shit

>>18166657
whatever happens i hope she injures roxanne

>>18168106
That would honestly be hilarious. She then converts the judgement day into her new pirate krew and dresses JD up like a parrot.

Kairi is literally gonna win every belt

>>18168106
Hojo is a killer

>>18168566
Many are saying this

Poor 'ri

>>18168651
Unceremoniously heaved overboard...very disrespectful stuff.

>>18168715
There was payback for that

>>18166104
SOON

Insane EL-BUMP

>>18168715
thrown to the sharks

>>18170504
Cute

>>18169280
INDEED

>>18170655
Do you think Kairi prefers the Bucco Bruce or the Jolly Roger motif as it pertains to the logo used for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers?

Why is the board so fast today?

>>18171814
The wheeled wonder is still seething about AEW losing in the ratings to NXT and Home and Gardening TV

>>18171940
lmao is this real?

>>18171940
cool meme. i didn't know it was still 2016.

>>18171995
Fraid so

>>18171940
Dire....

>>18171940
So people would rather watch shows about how to ensure their perennials will be lush and healthy so you have the best garden on the block than AEW?

>>18172988
Yup

>>18172988
you finna know it

>>18172988
>>18171940
the show doesn't even have a wikipage by the way. If you search it on wikipedia it goes to the host's personal page and there are only 2 sentences written about it

is Kairi really undefeated on singles since her return?

>>18173663
depends on if you consider the MitB match singles or 3 way

Post 'ri

>>18173671
singles is 1 vs 1

>>18173816
she fought rhea 1 vs 1 after Zoey kwab'd herself due to Kairi's mid control

>>18173830
I still shudder to remember that kwabbening. What was Zoey thinking?

>>18173843
what was the fucking agent thinking having Kairi who is already sloppy at times doing a timing play during her first match back in months?
Zoey was thinking
>damn if I hit this based drop kick I'll finally get over because my drop kick is so good
then she rushed it, slipped on the rope so she rushed it even more then tried to land instead of just wiffing

'ri vs Roxie confirmed for tomorrow lads

>>18174094
Why wasn't Batman at the party?

>>18174220
no kairi ring

>>18174215
The Captain is gonna ship her to Alligator Alcatraz

>>18174480
Just like she deported Zelina

>>18174094
who is the white woman sitting next to iyo?
don't say kairi

>>18174536
softest cutlass I ever saw...still cracks me up

>>18174560
Matt Riddle's pornstar girlfriend.

>>18174576
Zelina is literally the worst and then she bitches about never getting opportunities
>>18174560
Kairi

>>18174560
Riddle's wife

>>18174604
Vice City Kairi

>>18174588
i'm not a big giulia fan but i'm at least happy zelinamania is over probably forever
she got her "damn bitch here take it" run, now please let her go manage fenix and andrade

'ri & poi

>>18174839
why are they making those faces?

>>18174871
Poi just said the word and Kairi is trying her hardest to not laugh

>>18174750
They should just stick her with her husband and let her go all Selma Hayek in From Dusk til Dawn

>>18174946
that is the face I make when I say the word

>>18174839
the kawaii is unreal

>>18174839

>>18175375
Cute

>page 9

>>18174961
Same

>STOP IT I SAID STOP IT, STOP LIKING JOSHIS

>>18176861
Bumping

>>18176861
Why does Kairi look so upset?

>>18177432
God. I love women.

>>18177437
Dakota came by to steal Kairi's girl

>>18177437
It's her serious player face

Are you ready lads? Webm chad I'm counting with u

>>18176861
are these "heel" Iyo and Kairi? lol who was the idiot who try to make them heels

>>18177588
'ri is a very serious player

>>18177437
i think because it was during her heel run, that's why they are wearing black

Raw card is fucking grim. Kairi looks like the only watchable match

>>18177607
She really is finally being treated like a big deal

GO 'ri

>>18177718
Kairi is shoot the most interesting match. They realized they can use Seth verse for the entire show instead of only one match.

They shoot reboot the original power rangers and cast Kairi as the pink ranger and Iyo as the yellow. Asuka can play Rita

>>18178426
seff is dimeless, penta is dimeless, sami is dimeless, gay uso is dimeless

>>18178435
I thought power rangers was canceled like hampage?
Also the king of queens guy's wife killed the yellow ranger

Is ri-roxy the cutest singles match possible in wwe

>>18178760
Maybe

>>18178760
it's very smol. shame they won't make a cruiser belt

>>18178760
I hope Kairi does the height mogging thing to Roxanne the way she did to Bliss that time

>>18178760
Many are thinking this

Chun-ri is gonna kick ass tonight lads

id like kyrie more if she got a bbl

>>18157935
giwtwm

last minute prayers boys
kairi please repress your urges tonight and just work a safe match

>>18179219
Amen
It's on lads Monday Night 'ri is here

'ri its on lads and as a international chad I'm watching her in the ring waiting for Roxy, she's throwing the coins

cole said that kairi injured liv
and you know what i just don't agree with that

>>18179772
Cole isn't on the Kairi tip like Graves is, so his take on this subject may ignorance or downright hate.

well guys there it is
kairi had a good singles match with another smol wrestler and nobody got seriously hurt
phew

>>18179988
I'm so happy lads

>>18179988
And her and Asuka are the Raw representatives for the tag team four way at Evolution.

Kairi literally can’t lose singles matches. The greatest timeline

>>18180256
Joshi Chads we're eating good this weekend

Go Captain

Does anyone know if 'ri threw the doubloons into the crowd this week? They cut off her entrance to go to a commercial, so not sure in any one that has the ad free Netflix on in the arena can confirm this, and post a clip if possible.

We are SO back lads

>>18180434
She did will waiting Roxy in the ring, hopefully no kids got any

Kairi is now on a 4-0 singles streak.
Kairiberg confirmed.

it's finally time for asuka to turn on kairi when they lose

>>18180777
Kino incoming

>>18180464
Kek
>>18180777
Prophetic digits

>>18180441
>>18180777
The Road to Kairi retiring Asuka at WM has begun

was the singles kairi run just a lie?

>>18180441
We waited for so long. But Kabuki Kino was worth it. Need webm of their celebration with Adam Pearce lol

>>18181285
Nah I could see her feuding with Bailey or big bully Becko. Kairi is at the height of her power!

>>18180256
i'm happy she's in a more featured match on the card but honestly if she had a prominent spot in the battle royal that'd be better, i hope she doesn't get stuck in tag world again

>>18181285
it wouldn't mean anything until Potato Playtime with the IC title is over

>>18181397
>but honestly if she had a prominent spot in the battle royal that'd be better
nah, either the Bella bitch or Vaquer are winning that. That's where the focus will be, nobody else in that matters.

International Chads we got the Kairi video package again, the push is happening

>>18181673
was it the same one or a new one

kairi video package again, the singles run is so back

>>18181708
Same lad

>>18180258
It's so awesome

just watching now so I could fast forward though all the gay shit
>kairi made a funny face when looking at roxy through the spyglass
>kairi fucking rocked roxy so hard with the cutlass that roxy's earing came off
>the interceptor could have been better
>the crowd is hot as fuck

Oh and Graves is just so much better than pat it's unreal

Roxy is the only girl smol enough to take the alabama slam

>>18179219
roxy is a high durability player

>>18179665
you can watch in the US with adblock. she touched a baby, no confirmation she threw coins to a kid
>>18179956
graves was talking 'ri up hard, way better than pat

>>18179988
what great and durable players
>>18180012
Asuka only cares about Asuka and Kairi

>>18180256
>>18180258
fucking based. though I semi expect the judgement day to retain with fuckery

>>18180434
>>18180464
I have adblock she threw coins to the crowd, but the angle makes it hard to tell if it went to kids or adults
>>18180720
isn't that more solo wins than she had pre injury?

Roxanne narrowly escapes the KaiReaper

Kairi is good at singing the Kabuki Warriors song
>>18181285
if the crowds keep popping for her she might get a solo run. it is Asuka, Kairi's like the only girl on the roster Asuka hasn't turned on

>>18181397
the potato playtime is running through summer slam at the very least

>Kairi came on a dingy

>>18182565
Kino

>>18182580
'ri is smoll

>>18182607
>>18182597
Roxanne is a lucky woman

>>18182593
she should wear this again, maybe i wouldn't shitpost in kairi threads

>>18181708
they replayed JD's old promo too

>>18180777
Nah, without the title on the line it will feel like a filler match and most likely wasted on RAM.

The only time for that turn is when either has a title

>>18182607
cute, thanks photo guy
>>18182625
you finna know it

>>18182656
>every feud must be about muh title

>>18182695
>muh betrayal two weeks after someone came back

>>18182705
no one is ready for Asuka

>>18182734
I think the Kabukis will win this

>>18182734
Kabuki should win this to start a rivalry with Charles and ratto. I mean, if they're truly commited to them becoming face, they shouldn't blow their load this fast. let them chase for a bit. Let the crowd actually feel their pain before giving them the belt.

But meh, Gaytch is a fucking shit booker so he'll gift Charles another title and then act surprised how they boo her out of the building next SD

When's the 'ri promo? after the el grande match?

Don’t nobody want more tag team shit she just started getting actual vinettes and wins. This sucks

>>18182734
this will get me heat with the boys but i need zaruca to win this
sol ruca MUST have 3 belts

>>18182807
yeah this is where i'm at as well.
we were just starting to finally get the kairi solo push, even if she's not immediately challenging for a belt because of potato playtime or iyo being occupied with rhea, keep the momentum up. don't just instantly throw her back in the tag vortex.
i don't think the kabukis will win anyway, i feel like charbliss will win. there are at least a few more tag teams over there on smack for them to mix it up with, raw only has the dungeon dolls (who haven't even debuted yet) besides the kabukis. judgment day will implode if they lose.
has an NXT team ever held the tag belts while they were available to them?

>>18182808
what a sexy kween

this shit is gonna hit like crack
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yn-cKJGzTCM

>>18182969
one benefit of the other board is that we could soundpost that and Kairi singing the song

>>18182734
>My favorite oven dodger
>Zaruca lesbo action
>Kabuki Warrior yellow feverr
>Hot latinas
There's no way HBK had no involvement with this one. I will be so fucking hard the whole match.

>>18182804
Yes during ad break for the americanos
>>18183010
>>18183015
Our Captain is beautiful

>>18182734
Shooter 'ri skipped injuring Roxie this week so she can double injure Charlotte at Evolution

>>18183064
based
>>18183015
thanks

>>18183063
but I'm American and I don't see ads because I have ublock. and thanks, I saw it and then turned off the vod when the penta music played so WWE knows I didn't watch the seff shit

Bumping one more 'ri before bed

>>18183015
natural finner

I genuinely believe Kairi is one concussion away from having permanent brain damage.

>>18183169
waiting on that corner for her white man

>>18183537
Love pink 'ri
>>18183541
Love Roxie butt.

Kairi's match with Roxanne was awful...

>>18184200
It was maybe a little sloppy, but the crowd was enjoying it and everyone was happy to see the Kabukis reunite.

>>18184831
>>18184839
Cute Hojo

Looks like the wheeled wonder slit IYO
https://x.com/WWEAsuka/status/1942578793400656303

>>18183541
thanks.
Roxy has a huge ass
>>18184200
best match of the night and the crowd was hot for it

>>18182769
I kinda hope they don't and we get a kino 'ri vs Asuka feud when dark asuka turns on the captain

>>18186008
No Kairi, that baby has nappy hair

>>18184200
it started off kinda bad but it got much better as it went on and they found their rhythm
only major sore point was that shitty rana

Bikini 'ri

More Bikini 'ri

This is my favorite Bikini 'ri

>>18186364
yeah the rana was bad, overall it was a decent match

Bonus Bikini 'ri

>>18186008
>pets a baby neegaru
Kek

>>18173806
Life's heckin good lads!

it's pretty funny how many kids put their hands out for high fives only for Kairi to ignore them

>>18186418
Excellent choice

>>18187963
>Kairi causing people to get dizzy and puke

>>18187963
Very cool

Need webm of Kairi laying on her back kicking her legs

>>18187861
'ri tushy is hot

>>18187963
Based player
>>18189391
Second this, webm chad do you magic

Why is the anti having a multi dozen thread melty? Is Evolution 2 expected to do that much better than small in?

>>18189391
this

>>18189877
It's 100% more relevant because AJ Lee is appearing

>>18191023
>AJ Lee is appearing
doubt that

>>18187963

BBL Kairi when?

>>18191168

>>18191186
i was so beyond thankful that she did not go for a kip up during this match

>>18191186
Bahahaha nice. Thanks webm Chad!

>>18191205
She did one really well in her training videos. It was probably a clip of her 20th attempt lol.

>>18191168
JUST LOSE IT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dcVOmEQzKA

>>18175192
>92
Kev's butt was Kawaii in the hot summer of 92

KABOOKA

>>18191186
Kek what a goofy player

>>18192253
Badass 'ri

>>18191186
based

>>18193227
Love goofy 'ri

>>18193658
new shirt?
>>18193663
cute

why is the board going hyperspeed?

>>18194892
Kino

>>18194504
I have everything filtered except for the Joshi threads. I don't see it.

>>18195246
Dangerously based

>>18195246
mega based, that's me with /k/

>>18182550
Just like Orlando 'El Duque' Hernandez.

>>18195288
This is also (You)

>>18195325
God I haven't heard that name in years

>>18186119
>>18186528
I'm sure Poi sent her a terse, strongly worded Line message to 'ri about how disappointed she was in her after seeing this.

>>18195411
>that'su howu you get HIV/AIDSu

>>18194504
Hoggers is pre-squealing because he knows all in is gonna be a tarp festival again.

>>18195487
Damn, I guess people would rather watch Kairi win on Evolution than watch small in

>>18193658
New Kairi merch!

>>18195504
Many people are gonna do just that

>>18195246
Based 'ritard

>>18196138
Kairi pantsu!

>>18197017
Pantsu are always hot

>the melty is still going

>>18198624
Damn Iyo and Giul are Alpha Queens. The sexual energy is off the charts.

https://x.com/WWEJapan/status/1942782510884143568

>>18195411
She make sure Kairi can't come back to Japan after that interaction.

>>18186401
>>18186391
Gold Era KAIRI

>>18198269
Ur pic cuts out the sliver of pantsu, but I know it's there.

>>18198918
There is a larger pic? Japanese cuties sure love to show panchira (and i thankfull for that)
Pic not related to our Captain but goddamn i love pantsu

>>18199127
What a handsome player

Can't wait for Sunday Night 'ri

One more 'ri before bed

>>18199127
Love that furry little fucker, Cheese.

>>18199142
Yea the pic u posted earlier of Kairi should have a little peak of pantsu showing.
Pantsu are just the best. They get me more worked up more than an eyeful of vag does. Nice pic.

>>18193227
She's a tripper

>>18192747
>>18199198
Love this outfit

>>18199418
This. Love pantsu. I was scandalized recently to learn that what I thought was a Kairi panty pic was in fact bikini.
Let's see those 'ri knickers!

Sorry boys

Pukey 'Ri throatfucks

>>18199862
'rispect the captain you animal

>>18199753
Kairi pantsu is very rare unfortunately

I'll just leave this here

>>18199127
>>18200540
CHEESE!

>>18199917
I want to sniff 'ri pantsu

>>18200894
Many people are saying this

>>18200540
Yum

'ri is a cute!

Hojo is DIMES

NEW THREAD
>>18201514
>>18201514
>>18201514

God Bless Ame'rica